Jontron Soundboard Edit

Alright, let's keep on going. We're close to the end. God damn it. I'm gonna enjoy this Halloween if it kills me.

Bad Touch #jontron #bad touch #stranger danger #poop rat #food fight

Beautiful #jontron #beautiful #pretty #pokemon #pikachu

Excuse me what #excuse me #say what #huh #dafuq #what the

Get outta here ya bastards, I'm sicka your shit.

He's confused and terrfied #pikachu #jontron #bootleg games #confused and terrified #scared #confused #terrified #pokemon

He's got a picture of himself labeled me, and there's so many things wrong with this I don't even know what to.

I don’t like where this is going #jontron #video games #i dont like #this

I gotta go #jontron #not wasting my time #gotta get away #cant do this #fed up

I have several questions #have a question #dont get it

I would play any game on Earth. Yes, I would play it every game on app I would play any game on, but I won't play he die.

I'll take uh, broken English for 800

I'm bein' strangled by the Man in the Mirror -AHH!-

I've never seen a game go from a perfect zero to a perfect ten this quickly. Is this real life?

It's probably okay #its okay #jontron #jaque #everything is alright #youre right

No.

Oh my God. I don't know if I can let that slide.

Oh my God. My God.

Ohh man. I mean, when I think of the beauty and majesty of California, the first thing, the first thing I think of is that the maximum security correctional facilities. Gotta see it.

Scream #jontron #yell #rage #anger

So can I start therapy now, or should I wait for the nightmares to set in?

Teen.

That's rancid #jontron #is that rancid #disgusting #what is that #gross

This guy's literally dropping bombs out of his window all day. That's that's his job, man. I guess the economy really has gotten bad.

Time to make a decision #jontron #decision time #make a choice #motivation

Toughest conditions #jontron #tough condition #thats rough #difficult

Well, first of all, that insult could have used some work. Second of all. The pain and humiliation I feel daily are immense for Someone Like You to. Cut someone like me deeper. Well, you must have ...

Well, maybe I should go talk to Ricky right then and get some acetaminophen for the headache and giving me right now.

What were they thinking #bad design #jontron #what were they thinking #stop #controller

What you telling me this whole time I've been using just regular old Scotch tape to fix my bricks to my door jamb? It's going to be related.

What? What the fuck?

What? What the fuck? #wtf #what the fuck #jontron

Work on Your Aim #jontron #food fight #aim #work on your aim #accuracy

Wouldn't it be funny if someone were like, hiding behind the d****s? Like it was a horror movie or something? Alright.

Yeah, I bet you wish you were all nicer to me now, huh? You used to call me Eduardo squid wardo behind my back. You didn't notice, huh? I'm gonna give you lots of damage.

Yeah, if you consider bad writing and acting as scare, then this show is Hannibal. God damn light.

Yeah, toys and stuff is for smart type people and stuff, not a little baby boys like me. Why look like some sort of brainiac.

Yes, eat MacDonald, amariel, human. Am not Faceless Robot Corporation am have real feelings too.

YES. Definitely