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FPS Russia Soundboard

FPS Russia Soundboard

Kyle Lamar Myers is an American podcaster and former YouTuber known under the stage name FPSRussia and FPSKyle. His YouTube channel features Myers portraying the fictional role of Dimitri Potapov, a heavily accented "professional Russian" from Moscow.
See also: CarniK Con, Border Service of the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation, FPS, Coast Guard (Russia), PAVE PAWS, and List of films with high frame rates.

FPS Russia Intro
Hello my friends. Josephus, Russia.
I'm going to shoot the gun. And we're all going to learn something.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm not going to be wearing it.
Let's get through it.
Let's move along. I got some more cool stuff.
Let's start the show.
My guess is that didn't go too well for him.
No. In calling.
OK, so First things first. Everyone's always wanting to see something educational, so we're going to get educational on you today.
That seems fun.
That seems stupid.
That's not going to happen.
These are really fucking cool.
This is a cool idea. I'm glad those. I don't know where those guys were in the world, but thanks to them for risking their lives lighting them with sticks to give us this cool idea.
Today I got something very nice.
Told you they were flammable.
We're going to see what we can do with a real piece of Russian hardware.