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Hans Niemann Soundboard

Hans Niemann Soundboard published an article called "The Hans Niemann Report" The article stated thatNiemann has likely cheated in more than 100 games on the website. The article was published after he defeated world champion Magnus Carlsen in the third round of the 2022 Sinquefield Cup.
See also: Carlsen–Niemann controversy, Anal beads, Max Warmerdam, Champions Chess Tour 2022, Cheating in chess, and Vincent Keymer.

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First of all, you know people are absolute idiots because the explanation to give is gonna make you all look. All the top gyms look like total idiot.
He has a little ticks, you know, and I've noticed that, OK, that's maybe I should not use that word. He has mannerisms. Don't wanna get canceled.
I don't even want you to explain it to me, because then it will just. I will lose my humanity.
I have been indulging and numbing the pain with $1000 of Ubereats.
I I think I was really just ready to just go into the ocean and never, never come back.
I spend so much time working on chess that I simply don't go outside and socialize with people who speak fluent English.
I think he's just so demoralized because he's losing to such an idiot like me.
I think in chess the striving to be the greatest is is for me the motive.
I'm just absolutely miserable like. The fact that I am I have not like already gone to to the mini bar and pull the Magnus is like or the fact that I haven't like just jumped in the pool or. Like t...
It must be embarrassing for the world champion to lose to me. I feel bad for him.
No, no, no. I wanted to lose as quickly as possible so I could go back to my hotel room and turn on the lights off, order some some delivery and watch Netflix and numb the pain until the next game.
OK, but again, you know you're speaking, we're Speaking of languages.
That's OK, but it's only the beginning.
The goal is to play good chess, and I'm doing that so.
The top ten players, in my opinion, are first of all, they're the age is getting quite high and they I don't feel the same motivation in the fire that the younger players have.
There's actually a transposition here that you're unaware.
To say that Bishop C4 is a draw is like the most computer thing.
You don't become world champion in one day. It's it's a gradual process and I'm, I'm aware of of that. It's, it's you know, this chest thing is a very long marathon.