Ali G Soundboard
Ali G first appeared as the "voice of da yoof" on Channel 4's The 11 O'Clock Show in 1998. He subsequently became the title character of Da Ali G Show in the early 2000s. He was also the titlecharacter of the film Ali G Indahouse. See also: Ali G Indahouse, Da Ali G Show, Sacha Baron Cohen, List of Da Ali G Show episodes, Borat Sagdiyev, and Ali G Indahouse Da Soundtrack.
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And they don't care. Oh yeah, your Mama is so fat. That when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people don't walk by and say look at that hip hop parked on Mars. It's glandular.
Boy. Akasha.
Education standards are at their lowest for 15 years. Yeah, well that is because kids is learning stuff they know used to them. I mean, who here has ever used maps or English? Exactly. Let's start ...
I love you. Don't. Hello.
It was about that. We just felt brothers chilling on the sidewalk, maxing, relaxing, ain't too taxing.
So we just be cold, chilling, kicking back, sucking on some gin and juice, laid back. Lay back. I will.
That's me. That's me. That made me decide to the cage the wife. That's what kids see, Rick and see, the seed to see.
The outcome? There's this girl in stains called Aisha whom everyone says her Babylon's defy gravity or what? A Babylon's a rack, you know? She's got these massive babylons. There's really big, you ...
What is the Nobel Prize?
What's that?
When the 11:00 o'clock show told me that I was going to interview an expert on woman, I said listen, I don't want to stand in front of the mirror for half an hour.
When we got back from Ireland, Minan said to me, Ali, you must have both the size of oranges and I said you know none. I do, but luckily we know a lot of woman who love the taste of orange juice. I.
Wicked. Wicked. Wicked Wicked Jungle is massive. Wicked Wicked Jungle is massive. Mother.

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Ali G Soundboard

Ali G first appeared as the "voice of da yoof" on Channel 4's The 11 O'Clock Show in 1998. He subsequently became the title character of Da Ali G Show in the early 2000s. He was also the titlecharacter of the film Ali G Indahouse.
See also: Ali G Indahouse, Da Ali G Show, Sacha Baron Cohen, List of Da Ali G Show episodes, Borat Sagdiyev, and Ali G Indahouse Da Soundtrack.