Sexhavin Soundboard Edit

A better day keeps my ass glued to the dentist chair.

Are you open review?

Boom. For sure. Rude.

Boy car won't start.

Boy, boy.

Do you have time to take a survey?

Doesn't it just make your eyes, ears tickle?

Go.

Have you ever had a job so good it made you crave Chipotle?

Hello.

How much is that gonna cost me?

I can't sleep without the garbage disposal running all through the night.

I would like to talk to you about Jesus for a moment.

I'm only gonna say this once.

Kudos to another question.

Look here bro.

Mayonnaise monster?

Mmm

My brutality knows no bounds.

Never bored.

No.

Nor been really wanting to play Skyrim lately.

Ohh by the word.

On Thursday.

One of your employees came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, looked me in the eye and said to me, and I quote.

One of your employees would not stop harassing me.

Or agree with you but.

Or girls.

Or hope you like 12 inches of Uncle Roy's ballpark for.

Or just wanna talk.

Or need a new earth box. My last one broke.

Or you motherfuckers are ready for Christmas.

Or your exceptionally broke your garage door.

Please.

Real Satan.

Seriously.

Sorry.

Sort of fuck up.

The fire will complete.

The missing for a minute.

The Pope doesn't shit gravy.

The reason it's broken it's because I accidentally hit it with a tomahawk because I'm hardcore.

This conversation is giving me a boner.

This is how we talk fast.

This is just how I talk now.

Tribal could use a good horse fucker.

War.

Warren folks cunt. What? I wanna do that.

We have a confession to murder.

What have you got to say about that?

What the fuck did you call me?

What the fuck did you just call me?

Where the fuck not?

Where the hell would I find that?

Which was like, fucking sucks.

Which we think about violence.

Who is this?

Who was the last time you helped your wife?

Who's this port over yet?

Why?

Would like your solution. Cool no?

Would Lord you know soon as possible.

You owe me like $50.

You remind me of my cousin Rico.

You were pathetic.

You.

You.

You're a faggot.

You're speaking to a white or a black.

You're welcome.

You're.

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