Mission Impossible Soundboard Edit

A passionate creature

A perfect copy.

After we hit Hendricks

Agent Hunt

Agents Dunn and Carter. William Brandt, Chief Analyst.

Ah! Too much, too much, too much!

All these people are just happy and smiling

American.

An unsanctioned hit

And how do you propose we just snatch the codes from Moreau?

And they are completely oblivious to the fact

And what little remains is made stronger.

And what makes you say that?

Are you gonna be talking the whole time?

Are you sure your line is secure?

As long as we were together, she could never be safe

Awaiting your go sign. Standing by to detonate

Be careful!

BENJI ON RADIO: And Rover's in position.

BENJI ON RADIO: And Rover's in position.

Benji, can you pinpoint Hendricks' location?

Benji, can you pinpoint Hendricks' location?

Benji, I've got a lock on Wistrom. But I can't tell

BENJI: [SOFTLY] Game face, game face. Kremlin game face.

BENJI: He's been gone too long.

BENJI: He's in the elevator.

BENJI: It's a sandstorm.

BENJI: It's a sandstorm.

BENJI: It's not responding! A little bit of patience would be appreciated!

BRANDT: So even if we can double Wistrom and Moreau,

BRANDT: Take me through!

BRANDT: The door? No.

BRANDT: Yeah, like you didn't notice the open window,

BRANDT: You cannot afford to make mistakes like that now, Benji

BRIJ ON PHONE: Look left. Look up.

But officials with the Department of Defense insist it was simply a meteor

Chief Analyst, you say?

Choose to accept them

Classified file

Comm check.

Damn it! Listen.

Dedicated to the concept of peace.

Don't hit me.

Don't we, Ethan?

Download the virus.

ETHAN ON RADIO: Yeah, what the hell is that?

Ethan quarterbacks while Jane...

Ethan went after Hendricks and the case, but...

Ethan, you'd be walking in on Moreau unarmed

ETHAN: Acknowledge!

ETHAN: I'm heading upstairs.

ETHAN: I'm in

ETHAN: No, no, no. He's revealed himself.

ETHAN: Our countries are on the brink of war

ETHAN: Was it?

Ethan? Jeez, I thought you were dead!

Experts are citing the shape of the blast area and the size of the debris field

Face first. Literally

FEMALE VOICE: Every two or three million years...

FEMALE VOICE: I looked to Hiroshima, Nagasaki...

FEMALE VOICE: Retinal scan required.

File secured.

From a backup supply cache that I've overlooked.

From the Russian Prime Minister.

From the Russian Prime Minister.

Go on

Go on

Go.

Good luck, Ethan.

Good work, Brandt. Now get the hell out of there.

He's independent defense coordinator

He's independent defense coordinator. Right?

Healing

Hey, hey. Stay with me. Stay with me

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

Hospital?

How do I know it's him?

How does an agent with skills like that end up an analyst?

How else to believe this?

How may I help you?

How much time until missiles are flying?

How's the leg?

Husband?

Husband?

I always take care of my friends

I am Major Egorov.

I am?

I blew an entire weekend on the bottom of the San Francisco Bay

I can help you find both.

I can help you find both.

I can't reach the top!

I cannot help you.

I certainly cannot tell you that Russia quietly sold

I certainly cannot tell you that Russia quietly sold

I don't know. We don't have an uplink, so there's no facial recognition.

I don't mean to bring up the elephant in the room,

I just gave them a target. Look, these..

I know your wife is dead

I know your wife is dead

I mean, look, we were unprepared, in the dark

I need a name, folks. I can't track all these people at once

I see the satellite.

I thought he'd just been transferred. Put on leave.

I wanted to find a way to let them know

I was there in Croatia

I'd be more worried about the heat.

I'd heard you have one of the finest private collections in the world.

I'll bet he even tried to buy it from you at some point

I'll make it worth his while. Just do it.

I'll take it from here.

I'm Brij Nath.

I'm in position

I'm not picking up that phone, Ethan,

I'm playing a hunch.

I've been busy with other things.

If... we can come to an understanding.

Impressed yet?

In light of our recent efforts, the technology's. ..

Is gonna be rougher than the last one, is it?

Is I am the man assigned to make you suffer for it.

Is there a problem? Ethan?

Is to infiltrate the Kremlin itself.

Isolate the sub

It looks like we...

It seemed like one a minute ago.

It was my job to protect her

It wasn't your job to protect her, Brandt

It's a long way off, Ethan.

It's mine

It's really happening, isn't it?

JANE: Brij Nath.

JANE: Is there a problem?

JANE: Next left.

JANE: Or if he thinks he has them.

JANE: The lens might be a little uncomfortable

JANE: You think I need you to tell me what the mission is?

Kill him!

Less than 30 seconds!

Let me tell you one thing. He's not your type.

Like all Indian men, I'm very hot.

Like all Indian men, I'm very hot.

Listen. He's a friend

Listen... Stop!

Lock Russian Central Command out of the system.

Made a friend.

MAN ON RADIO: Team Leader,

MAN ON TV: While Russian officials continue to blame a gas main break,

Marius Wistrom is a known operative of Cobalt

Misha. ..help me here...

MOREAU ON RADIO: I've killed the best.

Move and I break your neck.

Move to phase 2

My friends become your friends

New intel suggests Cobalt is already en route, leaving you. ..

New intel suggests Cobalt is already en route, leaving you. ..

No diamonds, no codes.

No one can know we're still on line.

No satellite, safe house, support, or extraction.

No thanks to you clowns

No thanks to you clowns.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Now, what happened with Moreau, Jane?

Nuclear war?

Oh God oh God oh God. .

Oh, it's you.

Okay

Okay, but you just breezed over something I think is really important.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay, now remember, it's a rolling off motion that disengages the bond.

Okay, this is a slight wrinkle, but nothing to worry about.

Okay, you drive. And look out for Wistrom and Moreau

Okay.

Okay. All right, so what was your scenario?

Okay. All right, so what was your scenario?

Okay. Great.

Only a mild concussion.

Only a mild concussion.

Or that we're about a mile up in the air!

Our mission is Hendricks.

Out loud.

Ow! Ow!

Pole!

Preliminary numbers are just starting. ..

Preliminary numbers are just starting. ..

Proceed.

Professor of physics, Stockholm University.

Put simply, world destruction is an unpleasant,

Quickly!

Range?

Red Light, Green Light! #tom cruise #ethan hunt #jon voight #jim phelps #bomb #spy #bubble gum

Right, she's an asset. Right. I get it. Sorry. Nothing left to chance.

Russian nuclear launch codes.

Russian nuclear launch codes.

Sergei, please tell me there's more to this plan!

Sergei, please tell me there's more to this plan!

Sergei?

So let's throw her off the building!

So, you're sure about this suit, right, Benji?

Sorry. He's a great guy, but he doesn't know you like I do

Speak now.

Standing by to detonate.

Team Leader,

That hallway out there is a kill box.

That the Swadhisthana chakra hides our most subconscious of desires

That the Swadhisthana chakra hides our most subconscious of desires.

That they were almost vaporized.

That you are. Very classy job

That's great, Ethan. You're halfway home.

The debate continues.

The doctors say he's lucky to be alive.

The entire IMF has been disavowed.

The next thing I know,

The override sequence for the relay station.

The same cache where your team are waiting for further orders.

The Secretary never told me

The system's crashed! We're too late.

Then hardwire in.

There he is.

There he is.

There's nothing I can do! It's maxed out!

These guys aren't Rhodes Scholars, you know?

This is it. The manifest

This is the guy, the one I told you about

This is the guy!

This message will self destruct #self destruct #message #disappear #mission impossible #5 seconds #gone in an instant #secret

This wasn't a rescue mission?

To save time, we've chosen your team for you.

Uh, an oven, essentially.

Uh, ETA, two minutes on the courier

Venus, now's the time. Kick his ass

Wait! Stop!

Watch out!

We can do this.

We can't open this door, can we?

We can't open this door, can we?

We knew they were coming

We were after a file