Family Guy - Season 15 Edit

A And it's happened five times since then,

A bed and breakfast in the country,

A bird got in! Awesome!

A door open dook in the bathroom!

A family all your own?

A freedom of choice issue, they're a public health issue

A gazelle in a high waisted swimsuit!

A goddess!

A guy at work said I dress like crap

A little of David Spade goes a long way

A phone and a face?

A small town boy with big city dreams

A son to whom I could one day give a piece of sour plum candy

A Tumblr account and he's clumsy

A waterfall!

A whole extra script right here

Aah!

Aah! Aah! What is it?

Aah! Bitch!

Aah! Mom, Dad! A bat, a bat!

Aah! Ow!

Aah! The bones in my nose!

Aah! We're all gonna die!

About how sad you are and put it online

About the one thing more important

About the risks of vaccinations

About vaccinations

About your private life?

Absolute freak show in there

Absolutely, but just a thought:

Acting like a hip hop guy

Actually completed their mission in this puppy

Actually, I got it performing

Admit it, you wish it was me in that car instead of him!

After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up

After this teen kegger party

Ah, come on, man. I just had a couple of alcohol beers

Ah, come on, that's just stuff you pick up on the site

Ah, come on!

Ah, crap, now everyone knows Chris is a ringer!

Ah, crap! My stomach!

Ah, crap. I don't want to work for him

Ah, crap. This thing was a rental

Ah, damn it!

Ah, Griffin, there you are

Ah, no, Lois, don't tell me

Ah, nothing. Just something stupid

Ah, Santa's all talk

Ah, that hurts

Ah, that's good thinking, Lois

Ah, we just missed her

Ah, well. There you go

Ah, yes, overdose in my apartment

Ah, you got a standing desk, too?

Ah! Damn it! Ah!

Ah! Did you see that? What?

Ah! She's got us both!

Aha! (squeaks)

Aha. You leave that to me

Aisle 25. I was just there

All at the same time

All he needs is a good, old fashioned game

All I did was Armor All the dash.

All I need to know is: do you have a car,

All right, all right

All right, Brian, let's begin

All right, Brian, let's rob these gay guys

All right, butthorns,

All right, Chris!

All right, class, let's get started

All right, come on now, pal, seriously,

All right, commence

All right, everybody on the floor

All right, everybody, take five

All right, evidently I have to go to the big tree

All right, fine

All right, fine, you bastards can fire me,

All right, Gatsby, you think you're so hot?

All right, I got to go eat an ice cream cone

All right, I'm almost done packing

All right, I'm gonna exit while discreetly

All right, I'm just gonna take a quick swim

All right, let's do this

All right, now that I'm in charge of this brewery,

All right, now, go pick up your picture

All right, Peter, it's time to master the game of chess.

All right, push. Push

All right, red light

All right, Rupert, if we're going to teach Brian a lesson,

All right, Stewie, see you after school

All right, stop the show!

All right, that's it, you're fired!

All right, they're all news chuckling!

All right, we got our popcorn from home,

All right, what else did I have to do today?

All right, you guys are doing great

All right, you guys get gas

All right, you guys ready for church?

All right, you ready?

All these news people

All those flashbacks and cutaway gags we love so much,

All we got to do is take those bets

All your songs sound the same

ALL: Three, two, one!

Also, some of the brewery workers say very hurtful things

Although she did act like a nutcase

Am I about to introduce you to Taylor Swift?

An incredible act of heroism

An Italian restaurant there

And "bagels" to "problems"?

And "Fat Nips" and "Big Fat Nips

And a drone with a camera and a gun that fires..

And acting like a complete jackass

And acutely sensitive to light?

And and assumed you were okay with it

And and I'm not judging others for their choices

And and we both called the Apple store,

And and you're still part of the family,

And both sides appear to be at an impasse

And Braveheart

And call 911.

And can I have some of your bread?

And catch up with the family

And charge tourists for photos

And clap his hands, and I said, "Eh, that's enough of that

And cutaway complete

And destroying my reputation

And don't worry, I'm not sticking around

And done

And down the hall they're doing a "white elephant

And ended up spilling hot coffee on his balls

And for no reason?

And get a job of your own

And go get the champ a Gatorade, huh?

And grab as much fat ass as you can

And have his family there?

And have the same conversation we're having here

And he could say, "Next year is my star mitzvah

And he was also in some movie called Senseless

And he was the president of the '90s

And he's trying to impress her

And here comes Marmaduke to lick up the vomit

And here we are... the Family Guy writers' room..

And his enemies

And how wrong they are for having traditional desks

And I can get my old job back

And I can't wait to go to the dance tonight

And I could even pay you a little something for your time

And I didn't have any money for a cab

And I don't sleep a lot at night 'cause of health stuff

And I found some very interesting things

And I got myself a night

And I hope you didn't mind

And I just used that to get stuff for myself

And I only drink what I like

And I realized Carter could give me all of that

And I think this is gonna work out just great

And I want a tricycle and a pony

And I went to the bank for a loan like an adult

And I'd like your most expensive bottle

And I'd love to go to your dance with you

And I'll tell you, I don't know why they call it a "sanitarium."

And I'm not a genie!

And I'm not gonna let anybody tell me

And I'm shaking my head at the senseless waste

And I've been drinkin' all day from this here jug

And if anyone has a problem with it,

And if anyone needs some dirty underpants,

And if you guys can find it in your hearts to take me back,

And into that pool down there

And it's not just our school

And jeopardize your career and your art just for us?

And look at this one

And look, Joe's arguing with a state policeman

And looks like some guy named Brooks was here,

And make it to the next town,

And maybe I was just looking for a way to feel young again

And maybe we can just go back to being friends?

And nothing matters more than his well being

And now here I am, stuck eating cereal

And now the whole town's gonna hang me by a rope

And now, the Game Show Network presents,

And only 150 people died, but not anyone we knew personally

And other kid stuff

And playing Santa, just until the shift ends?

And portions bigger than a horse's head

And replace him with another actor

And replaced by David Spade

And right before the holidays

And sat you next to my wife to say,

And she freaked out for no reason

And she loves me, old sport

And some of the pictures had both Peter and the girl in them

And somewhere in this house, there's a footless rat

And spins a football for some reason

And steal his tables and toilets

And that the the Cloud pulled the pictures or..

And that whole gigolo and pimping thing is over

And that will make us feel better about our life choices

And that's not all

And that's why he has them

And the garbage bags on our backs?!

And the jokes are working

And the next day she isn't,

And the quarantine has been lifted

And the whole town is quarantined

And then a record whose proceeds go directly to creditors

And then he becomes a pain in the ass again

And then hold the incision open with a vise grip,

And then I might just sit in that car

And then I'm a teacher

And then suture the abdominal lining

And then you're gonna eat it again

And there you have it,

And they said they can't disprove that it doesn't happen,

And this is what the kids are wearing

And this time, it's permanent

And Tricia Takanawa is moving in with me

And truth is,

And use the slip joint pliers to get the muscle back in position

And wait for you to pass it,

And we all love the Italian food

And we saw you selling our robes on eBay

And we thought we'd drop in and talk to you about the show

And we were wondering if you'd have sex with her for $500

And we won't be afraid to let our guests know

And we'll embarrass Tricia on her big night

And we're actually losing money

And weekend dads playing three minutes of catch,

And what most people don't know

And what's next for Peter Griffin?

And where grandchildren?

And where Peter will learn he's being written off the show

And why are you dressed like that?

And why does my shirt billow so

And why is that?

And with regard to Peter's replacement, well,

And with that, I shall step

And you created a guy?