Family Guy(1999) - Season 15 Edit

A a what? A wha..

A confused Jerome..

A couple guys mentioned that today on the field

A crock pot?

A few Celeste pizzas in that fridge

A fistful of baseball cards for us to sign

A flight from San Francisco to Quahog

A friendly massage?!

A guy on cocaine told me I'm the talent

A hundred and you're dead

A little something called American football

A long while back, just before we got married,

A lovely bouquet for a lovely..

A modern day gladiator

A thousand apologies

A vegetable parking lot?

A weekend trip to Boston

A what? Let go of me!

Aah, I'm gonna go hide in my couch fort!

Aah, oh, my God,

Aah, son of a bitch!

Aah, that's not what I want!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Too far! Too far!

Aah! Jimmy! Oh, my God!

Aah! My face! Aah!

Aah! Son of a bitch! My eyes!

About throwing it straight into the trash six hours later

About what do to if someone flies a drone

About who's been doing your dirty work

About your competitors

Above and beyond, Swanson

Absolutely

Absolutely

Absolutely not, Chris. I will not allow this

Absolutely.

Across the street and watch the cops raid the place?

Across this thing I use to masturbate

Actually, 54

Actually, I already receive The New York Times,

Actually, I use both and do, like, an Indian burn

Actually, one of them is my dad,

Actually, you know what? Ricky Martin

Affected by Y2K

After all, you certainly can't be any worse

After all, you..

After you poop

Afternoon!

Again, any volunteers?

Against a million fourth graders, you'd lose

Ah ha! No drugs, huh?

Ah, Brian, you finally made it

Ah, cool!

Ah, crap, he's even in the cutaways!

Ah, damn it, what the hell?!

Ah, damn. I think I was too wordy

Ah, it's a little like tennis

Ah, it's so nice getting out of the house

Ah, no harm done

Ah, no!

Ah, right there

Ah, San Francisco

Ah, screw it

Ah, the bastards kicked me out 'cause I'm not good enough

Ah, the water park

Ah, well, sorry, kids

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Chris!

Ah! I got to go buy a house

Ah! Science, help!

Ah. That's actually not a bad idea

Ah. There's the tingle

All right

All right

All right

All right

All right, but listen up, Cleveland

All right, everybody bring your phones

All right, finally some peace and quiet,

All right, fine, I haven't

All right, fine, it was about the money

All right, fine, Meg

All right, Griffin, get in there!

All right, guys, let's go drink a bunch of free booze

All right, guys, nothing but the best for you two,

All right, here's 40, blown by the wind

All right, hitting the links

All right, I got a bowl of cereal

All right, I got to get to work by 7:40,

All right, I have time

All right, I'll do it

All right, I'll go tell the guys I'm not going

All right, I'll see you later

All right, I'm here

All right, if you promise

All right, ladies, I'm going to put this

All right, ladies, line up

All right, let's do it!

All right, let's give it a try

All right, let's let's get you out of here

All right, let's play ball

All right, let's see what's in the in flight magazine.

All right, listen up, maggots! Fun's over!

All right, now how long has your husband smelled like this?

All right, now, if you're going to sell honey

All right, Peter, I'm gonna go

All right, Peter, show 'em what you got

All right, Phil, come stand by me, it's Ashley's turn

All right, Quagmire, we got to talk

All right, Quagmire, you do upper, I'll do lower?

All right, sounds good. Let's do this.

All right, take a gander

All right, tell you what I'd do, I'd back into a bathroom stall,

All right, that's all the time we got.

All right, that's fine

All right, that's it, I'm not just gonna sit here

All right, the gay jokes are out of the way,

All right, then we should probably practice our piece

All right, there's only so many seats on the bus

All right, they're distracted,

All right, think

All right, this says if we don't get arrested

All right, time to greet the day

All right, time to Gronk a dump in my new house

All right, time to take flight,

All right, we got to just throw that phone away

All right, we're just gonna step outside

All right, we're off to Mexico

All right, well, just in case, I'll be upstairs

All right, what if we..

All right, you guys, podcast time

All right, you know what? You guys were riding my coattails

All right. It's 'cause I don't like the way I look

All right. Remember to tell everyone who did this

All right. This time for the world record

All that's left now is living the pueblo lifestyle

All the worst roommates have ferrets

All you got to do is say "dyed black eyebrows"

All you have to do is move to Tallahassee!

ALL: Yay!

Already filled in crossword puzzle

Already made before observations,

Already the most challenging auction

Also use the Mona Lisa as a placemat. God

Am I getting them? Am I getting the robbers?

Am I running?

Amazing

America needs to be punished

Americans are headed for a health catastrophe

An international crisis in ****stan,

And a cigar in his mouth

And a JD Power & Associates

And after that, you can hold the bunny!

And all you can do is crap all over my job!

And America's most athletic Polish

And an undulating rat king that no one dares approach,

And arch my hips a little bit and breathe like a dying whale?

And awarding this condemned building to you..

And be a part of those kids' lives,

And be the base runner

And being the new CEO of Yahoo

And besides, I'm off to the spa down at the club

And besides, if you leave, the teams will be lopsided

And breaking Lois's other leg

And chanterelles or whatever's fresh

And check out the shower!

And didn't even know it?

And didn't want anything to do with us

And drinks where hot dogs is the straws

And eat the healthy dinner I prepared,

And end this once and for all

And Esther, I'm so sorry you ripped your perineum

And everyone who went to the University of Arizona

And figure out a counter

And finished my remake of Inside Out

And for God's sake,

And for Jason O'Neil,

And go "joop joop" and see what he does?

And guess the weight of any baby that was tossed to me.

And he called you fat

And he'll want them out of here

And he's been out in the blazing sun for two days

And he's practically family

And heard my awesome jams and beats

And help me out of the tub

And here's today's "Tuesday Trivia" question:

And his face and earlobes are missing

And hope that future science will save us

And I always enjoy finishing the crossword puzzle

And I banged all the goofy right out of me

And I bet it's completely traumatized

And I can't go back to my job as a magician's assistant

And I don't ever want her to be in charge of me

And I figured I'd bring it over,

And I got a little worried for you

And I hate being in the car with her

And I just let them walk all over me

And I just wanted to say..

And I need your help

And I saw this flyer on her mini fridge

And I sure hope you don't walk across them with muddy paws

And I thought maybe we could grab some lunch together

And I wasn't about to stand by and watch him kick your ass

And I'll bet there's more where that came from

And I'm Ballers.

And I'm concerned about your health

And I'm gonna keep it

And I'm gonna prove it to you

And I'm Grover Cleveland

And I'm never going to be one

And I'm not going back in that house

And if you move one muscle before then,

And if you see Miss Millikan, tell her I said,

And if you want to continue to date her

And if you work at it and get a little better,

And if your foot comes off the bag,

And invade their privacy

And is headed for Las Vegas

And isn't afraid to pop a zit on my back

And it got away with my friendship bracelet

And it's all gonna be disgusting

And it's not gonna ruin this

And just sign by dragging your bare finger

And just start kickin'

And kill you if you try to do anything about it

And knock 'em out?

And let me tell you, Lieutenant Nibbles is quite a handful

And let's crack a Cadbury Egg over the whole thing

And listen to Lois tell me how fat and unhealthy I am

And making no less sense than it did when it was current

And never once have I broken a lamp

And next time I want to get back at your bullies,

And nobody likes bad news

And not trying to dance like Beyoncé

And now for the confusing commercial backstory

And now I can finally get into the cockpit

And now to discharge the plane's fire retardant