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Home > Steven Universe (2013) - Season...
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A And, sure, she had to fight but ..
A at least she'd never..
A thousand years of fighting were all for nothing!
Aaah! Steven
Aah! What did you two do?
Accidents are not awesome!
Ah, cool!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Hot!
Ah. [Growls]
All clear!
All right, all right. Settle down
All right, Gems, Pearl, Amethyst, and I will walk to mask island
All right, let's put an end to this.
All right, rubies, back to the ship!
All the time since I was made!
All your training ..
All: # we'll always find a way #
Always coming back to me?
And ..
And by none other than Jasper!
And everyone's always acting like there's no problem
And go into a Watermelon Steven again.
And now I am, and you're mad at me?!
And Rose Quartz might still be alive?
And temples for the Gem elites to enjoy.
And they'll leave us alone. Just play along
And this is all your fault!
And took out 80 Crystal Gems before the sun went down
And why don't you try a trident.
And you can't fool me again
And you work the thing to get us to the moon
And you're just gonna make fun of me until we do.
And, ugh, I'd just be floating all day!
Are you all right?! What happened?!
Are you kidding me? You're despicable
Asteroids incoming!
At the very least,
Aw, yeah. This is gonna be sick
Aww, that's nasty
Bah! [Gasp]
Be back on Earth?
Be careful!
Because ... he's ... he's...
Because I gotta stay here with these guys
Because I'm legally obligated to give you this.
Before the pole snapped.
Best to respect Lars' body, and his privacy.
Big, warm pieces of quartz ... like this mountain over here ..
Blue Lonely Blade!
Boomerang, blade!
Boomerang, blade!
Boomerang, boomerang, boomerang blade!
Both: Ayyyyyyyyyyyy!
Both: Let the worst gem lose!
Build another arena for important fighters
But I don't know.
But I think it might be too small to live in.
But I thought..
But now you're better than me at everything
But she always did what was best for Earth
But she was different
But she would never shatter someone!
But the company you catch.
But then things got really scary, so Connie and I fused!
But there are more fights to come now that Jasper's ..
But we could get some food, watch some movies.
But you almost just won using a rock!
But you don't have to worry about that last part.
But you have to understand, some gems are beyond our help.
But you left me no choice!
But you opened the airlock in the moon base!
But, most of my weapons are for defense
Can't leave them here unsupervised
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.
Cha cha cha cha cha cha.
Come and get me, you holo punks!
Come on, I'm right by a satellite
Come on, it'll be fun!
Congratulations, Steven!
Damage from the diamonds
Defeat accepted!
Destroying the body, but never the Gem
Did she really shatter her?
Do me a favor and go back home
Do what you want. I'll never talk.
Don't act surprised, Rose Quartz!
Don't forget, you're obsessed with me!
Don't go too easy on him. He still needs a challenge
Don't put me in charge!
Don't worry ..
Earth was Pink Diamond's colony
Even if it meant shattering someone?
Even if we don't agree, nobody deserves this
Even my fists are dead!
Everything's different now.
Eyeball: Look! It's Jasper!
Eyeball: We're heading right for that big one!
Find cover, soldier!
Fine! Let's do it!
First place, baby! It's like I invented winning.
First thing I do back on Earth is change my phone plan
First thing tomorrow, I'll be here right when the store opens
Floating aimlessly through outer space!
Floating? I forget to use that half the time!
Flying punch!
Fool me four times, you already fooled me ..
Fool me once, shame on me
For Amethyst to be herself, for Pearl to be free,
For important thinkers to think in, and then, I met her.
For punctuality, perseverance, and positivity
For you to exist.
From catching rebels to fly,
Garnet: # believe in... Garnet #
Get off me!
Go for it
Go on! Tell me I'm wrong!
Go sit over there now!
Going easy on him will build his confidence!
Good race.
Gotta bring the rebel prisoners if we're going to the moon.
Great! Well, I'll get the boat started.
Great. And now you're even more mature than me
Guacol a a a! [Audience murmuring]
Guess I'll call you Starchild Junior. [Laughing]
Ha! P amazing
Has been doing wonders.
Have decided to stay on Earth
He deserves to lose!
He didn't even care about how we felt ..
Hello, kitchen.
Here, check this out!
Hey, Amethyst
Hey, Amethyst, do you want to play "Lonely Blade" with me?
Hey, it's a pleasure doing Bismuth with you.
Hey, keep my seat warm while I check on our, uh, prisoners
Hey, Sour Cream, we're ready to go whenever you are.
Hey, Steven? You're staring a little bit.
Hey! Hi. I'm Steven
Hey! This ain't no pleasure cruise!
High five accepted!
Hold on! I've got an idea
Hold on...
Hold these...prisoners
How come nobody told me about Pink Diamond?
How will I even make my report?
How's that?
Huh! Huh!
I also do not steal Steven's clothes when he's not looking.
I am in cover, you get somewhere safe!
I call it a Breaking Point
I came to Earth thinking this was just another colony
I can't believe we've been caught!
I can't believe you're all mine!
I can't go!
I can't!
I could sit on your lap if you want, uh ...
I did not see that coming!
I don't do anything amazing!
I don't even need glasses, so it's funny!
I don't know how to fix an engine.
I get mad at myself,
I got a big race today,
I got you a card. It's got a koala and a sloth.
I guess I got nothing else to lose
I guess I mean I'm really glad you're here
I guess while I'm in here, I'd better do my
I hate this planet!
I have her Rose Quartz gem!
I have to try. I made a promise!
I hope it's to your liking
I hope you're ready for your weekly training, Steven!
I I should be able to do this!
I just can't deal with my stepdad on my case all the time
I just thought I'd sit for a bit.
I just wanted you to feel better
I knew those Homeworld elites were twisted.
I nearly dissipated my form!
I never thought I'd get a chance like this
I offered you the secret to victory, and you refused
I sure hope so!
I think we passed it on the way here.
I think we're both too good at being bad fighters
I thought Jasper might have some answers, but...
I thought we were done with these guys.
I thought you guys wanted me to be strong
I understand
I want in
I wanted to see Rose Quartz with my own eye
I warmed up the controller for you
I was just thinking that!
I was there. I saw it with my own eye
I was working on them since before..
I watched the leader of the Crystal Gems ...
I will be utilizing my holograms
I'll get you there!
I'll just go stand over here then
I'll never forget the look on that Nephrite's face
I'm a natural at going easy
I'm alive
I'm busy making egg salad
I'm fine
I'm glad you asked!
I'm gonna be a legend!
I'm gonna get clobbered so bad I won't know what hit me!
I'm gonna go use the bathroom
I'm not falling for any of your tricks!
I'm not Rose Quartz
I'm not supposed to be small,
I'm not telling y'all nothing about nothing!
I'm ready ... on the weekly!