Family Guy - Season 14 Edit

A mother always knows

A Puerto Rican busboy get fired in the background

A whole crazy story!

Aah! I shouldn't have worn high heels!

Aborgina"?

Ah, it's so great to have you back, Joe

Ah, Smitty's Steakhouse

Ah, that's all right

All right, but we already ate dinner,

All right, how about that back rub now?

All right, I'll be there in five

All right, I'll give it a shot

All right, I'm off to the fish market

All right, let's do it, Stewie.

All right, let's get started

All right, we'll just call him right now

All right!

All the humiliation, none of the reward

All these years, acting like he's my friend,

An old Carmen Sandiego episode on India or something

And also, this isn't play wrestling

And ask every kid if they're the new kid

And bring back your beers one by one in my lap

And cause heartache for everyone involved

And check this out

And for you kids, some martinis

And get one

And have him play the bugle

And he's here? Now?!

And here's a magazine I thought you might like to read

And hit him with a shovel, like a white trash YouTube girl

And I got the hat

And I think you knew that

And I'm sorry I will always love your wife

And if he's with the kids too long, they start saying racisms

And living a life of bland compromise

And needs to be dealt with in an appropriate manner

And obviously, I don't think you're my Uncle Dale

And Peter's a good friend

And start all my sentences with,

And still trying to pretend you're a guy

And switching the babies around

And that's fine!

And that's what was causing my total paralysis

And the truth is, we all have private thoughts

And then I lost my wood, and so we just watched Colbert,

And then I said something random that suggested

And then I says to her,

And then I took a dump completely nude

And then panic because I can't see you

And then when he leaves for work,

And there go Wanya over there

And we didn't want to hurt your feelings

And we don't have any idea what we're doing

And we'll always be there for you no matter what

And while he's been gone for many years,

And who's that?

And will require around the clock care

And work at her wife's bar

And yes

And you probably don't want any reminders of Bonnie

And your green shirt and your soothing voice

And, uh, I'm supposed to mention that I saw you on LivingSocial?

Antonym whisper

Are you a New England dirtbag who wants to run with bulls,

Are you from the news?

Aren't gonna talk this out, you and I should

Around the house, so I cleared out all of her underwear

At the State Home for Mentals and Bastards

Aw

Aw, I wish the fun didn't have to end

Aw, we don't need him. I got a sex story for you

Aw, yeah

Backdraft you finally watched it?

Be cool

Because you weren't meant to hear it

Before you get back to where the crappers are

Besides, I need you, boy

Bonnie, wait! God, this is awful

Boy, that Lois is really something, isn't she?

Brian, there's something I got to talk to you about

Brian!

Brian? What are you doing on a leash?

Bring the ice cream maker

But don't worry, I'll figure something out

But I'm peeing in my coffee cup right now

But not often. And never to Donna

But not to Vice President Joe Biden!

But obviously your mouth is full

But seriously, it it was bad

But the Ninja Turtles live down there

But there's no reason they should ruin our friendships

But thinks Spain is gay?

But we all just shove our thoughts deep down

But we can't tell Joe

But we told Chris we'd be there when he wakes up from surgery

But we're your friends, Joe

But you can't just sit around the house and drink all day

But you don't see me moving there

But you're right

But you're talking about your best friend's wife.

By the way, I couldn't figure out how to use your oven,

Bye, Joe

Called "mini racquetball" in your garage

Calm down. You can always get another toothpick

Can you fit me in at 10:00 tomorrow?

Can you honestly say that you didn't pee

Can't make out this one

Check this out the way he's sitting,

Chris, now that I'm a toothpick guy, it's my job to sit

Cleveland, do you need to borrow some money?

Cleveland, why do you let them

Come on, are we going to the beach?

Come on, let's go home

Come on, you guys. Joe's gonna be fine

Coming up, quintuplets born at Quahog General

Cool

Damn it!

Damn it! I'm gonna need you to put that large

Damon's doing his own thing

Dang it!

Delete that message and pretend you never heard it

Didn't know if you wanted one

Do you have feelings for her?

Do you have it? No

Do you love Peter enough to repress your love for me?

Do you, uh, you you want a back rub?

Does the job

Doesn't seem like he's gonna be able to take care of himself

Don't sugarcoat it, Doc

Dr

Enough feeling sorry for yourself

Especially Cleveland

Everyone knows I'm in love with my best friend's wife

Except when she wore those shiny gold shorts

Fine, I won't say anything

Fop Cop. It's a cop who's, like, a fancy guy

Fop Cop. That could work

For instance, every time I'm on the subway,

For not knowing about fish

For shooting the guy we said was Osama bin Laden

For the rest of your life?

From the 1980s that I have found

Garcia steps off the mound again,

Geez, calm down

Get out of here

Get out of my house, and don't ever speak to me again!

Get ready to run for your lives!

Glenn, all this nonsense has to stop now

Glenn, do you..

Glenn, that's very sweet,

Glenn, wait

Glenn! Ida! You made it!

Glenn? Is that you?

Go, go, go!

God, I love you, Lois

God, what a nightmare

Good bye, Lois

Good evening and welcome to Smitty's

Good Lord!

Good, good, same page

Good. And don't be passive aggressive, either

Got any cool toys?

Grandpa's going nuts on the oven

Great song. Here's a Grammy

Great, honey

Growl, roar, ululate

Guy from Superman lives here?!

Ha! Skewered

Hard to tell. I was coughing the whole time

He also put a tracking chip in your neck.

He can sit in any kind of way.

He did it

He has not won a single point

He must be healthy

He said that the first two times we asked

He'll fit in great there

He's fine

He's gonna try to take Lois away from me

He's got some nerve showing up here

He's in love with Lois?

He's lost his mind

He's my dog now

He's on the spectrum.

He's really jealous

Heck, I don't even know

Hell, we've all done that

Hello, Daft Punk?

Hello?

Her husband's a maniac and the only reason he hasn't killed me

Here, take him!

Here's a can of chili

Hey

Hey, babe

Hey, before you two leave, let's take a photo

Hey, city boy, what's with the arm pants?

Hey, don't go in that room back there

Hey, fat ass, I brought you flowers

Hey, guys, after this, let's beat alligators

Hey, guys, you know that egg dish I was talking about?

Hey, honey, get in here

Hey, how long have we known each other?

Hey, I don't know if you can hear it,

Hey, I got two of these phone books

Hey, Joe

Hey, Joe, isn't this your round?

Hey, Joe, you know that movie you told me to watch

Hey, Lois. I brought the hamburger buns, like you wanted

Hey, Meg, look, they're little trees!

Hey, Peter,

Hey, Peter!

Hey, Quagmire. Hey, Ida

Hey, so how'd you get your house back?

Hey, that's mean, and it's not even true!

Hey, Tori, it's Brian

Hey, uh, uh, just to be clear,

Hey, want to take a shower with me?

Hey, what are y'all doing? Stop! Stop it!

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, you ever heard any of the other wives

Hey, you guys watch Veep?

Hey!

Hey. You're parked behind my t****zoid thing

Hi, can I help you?

Hi, I work here

Hmm, he's got a padlock on here

Hold on, guys

Holy crap!

Housing for registered sex offenders!

How 'bout the halibut? Is it gamey? Gamey?

How about you? I got a Barbie with a wiener on it

How blessed are we to have all them Boyz II Men

How you suppose they come up with all them positions?

How'd you find me?

Hufflepuff

Huh, must've pocket dialed me again

Huh, you're right

Huh? Who? What?

Huh. Looks like I got a couple of messages

Huh. There's one from Quagmire