The Dukes of Hazzard - Season 1 Edit

A fat man in a red suit, driving reindeer

A trip to see The Lawrence WeIk Show

Although they had another car..

And he's very religious

And send them back to prison

And that was Jessi Colter's latest on the Big 40 Country Hits AIbum

And the FBl didn't get their man.: no evidence.

And then that siIIy dude wants me to go to the No TeII MoteI with him

And who should be the boss, but old Boss Hogg himself

Because he's gonna unIoad some sIot machines off a fertiIizer truck

Bo, may I ask you something seriousIy?

Boss eats at the Boars Nest because his wife Lulu is a lousy cook

Boss Hogg runs Rosco

Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb

But I'm the Sheriff. I'm supposed to know these things

Can we keep those sIots if I show you that aII gambIing ain't bad?

CouId we have them? We need some new carpeting bad

Damn

Did you ever know us to mess with gambIing?

Enos here heIped

For my first song, I'd Iike to sing for you..

For that fertilizer truck to get by..

General Lee, General Robert E. Lee, this here is old Crazy Cooter

Good Iuck, feIIows

Hang in there

Hey, Bo! What say, Luke!

Hey, my name is Daisy

HoId it. Now, Enos, you can teII me

Honey, after going with you, this was a step up in the worId

I'd say it was hot.

I'II drive the motor home. You get the scrap heap

I'II get on the phone with Loretta Lynn and Donna Fargo

If we weren't cousins, I'd marry you

It ain't your fauIt you're on the wrong side

Jessi CoIter sent it. She's going to record it for reaI

Looks Iike you're gonna be a star, after aII

Lt seems them boys couldn't get two things right back to back...

Lunch. Right. I'II take care of it, Boss

Oh, Rosco, you oId softy

OId Ledbetter there is kissing those babies and winning those votes

Raid team?

River Pines. A Iot of musicians Iive there

Since he runs the county, controls the graft, and owns the sheriff

Smell like the law, don't it?

So I want you and your deputies to Iay Iow

Something that wouId naiI him right to the waII, for everybody

Stop!

Sure

That Honest John Ledbetter who's running against you..

That's Cousin Daisy

The Boars Nest, owned by Boss Hogg, is the slickest club in Hazzard

These boys get nervous when the Iaw is around

This is Hazzard County..

To irate husbands

True Blue Hearts?

Wait a minute

We think they may Iive around here somewhere

WeII, I was raised there

Were you going out with that sharecropper?

What if we send in Daisy as a Jessi CoIter sound aIike?

While all hell was busting loose behind, Miss Daisy was writing another hit

Wrong

Yeah, that'd bIow his operation sky high

You don't have to worry..

You gonna foIIow them in a junkyard? We'II bIow the surveiIIance

You gotta give them city peopIe the benefit of the doubt

Your cousin sent us $50 to pubIish her song. We did it

because you broke probation. Hi, feIIas

Besides, we asked him nice. I know that

Can you sing? Fair

Gotta be

Guys, I'd Iike you to meet Boss!

I reaIIy hate that you're Ieaving, JiII

It ain't gonna work. Can't miss

The sheriff and the FBI are on their way

What's that? Rudy

You do? Yeah

You haven't been Iistening. Sure I have.

You were supposed to get the eggs. I thought you were