The Office - Season 4 Edit

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A celebrity sex tape

A disease that has been largely eradicated in the US,

A large, fat person like this was a person of power

A little awkward when she came back from the city

A medium amount of good pizza or all you can eat of pretty good pizza?

A person who had money, could buy food, a person of respect,

A woman shouldn't have to be hit by a car to learn that she may have rabies,

About this deadly disease called rabies

Absolutely

Acey Ducey? Bingo Bango Bongo?

Actually, it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow.

Actually, the doctor said it was lucky she came into the hospital,

Actually, the place that she's in is the freezer because of the odor

Adjective.

Ah. Well, it's still very good.

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe? Or Pizza By Alfredo?

All essential personnel will be issued BlackBerries for company use.

All of my heroes are table tennis players.

All over the world with all sorts of problems and afflictions and diseases

All right

All right

All right

All right,

All right, fine. Just a second. Hold on.

All right, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer.

All right, let's hear it for Darryl and his band.

All right, let's just go around the room and tell me what you believe in

All right, my...my...my...my turn! My...my...my...my turn!

All right, since I am the boss, I will drive as well

All right, try to be a team player here, Jim.

All right, well, it already went through, so..

All right, well, then I will proceed

All right, well, then you can ask about religious beliefs

All right, you know what?

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Me, too

All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses

All they do is smile

ALL: Dwight

ALL: Oh!

Almost marrying Roy Anderson was as close to Pamela Anderson

Always a jokester.

An estate sale. Want to go in?

And "Future" because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future.

And a rat

And as God is my witness, she shall bear your fruit.

And basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment.

And before that happens, I need to be in love.

And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake.

And Dreamweaver, Corel Painter, lllustrator, After Effects, all the basics.

And eventually you die

And field your questions. Question.

And giving me a big hug

And he was laughing.

And here's your duct tape. Good.

And hook up with 307.

And how's that going?

And I always thought that those two things would go hand in hand,

And I don't want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating.

And I know this destroys her case and I am sorry,

And I owe it to her to finish this GD 5K

And I really have enjoyed my stay

And I said, "Are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam,"

And I think that guy could do anything he wants to do.

And I was a fool to think that I could beat it

And I was a peasant

And I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business.

And I'd like you to take a look into the face of rabies

And I'm not a perfect person.

And I'm restoring a 1967 Corvette in my spare time

And isn't that your money?

And it is something that comes..

And it was

And just set up a college fund for Meredith's son

And look over, and there's an Xterra next to you, they're always driven by chicks

And Michael, you don't have rabies,

And my nipples aren't as sensitive now. Looks cute, though.

And normally I wouldn't care, but he promised me his old one.

And not a F'rench beach?

And nothing but the truth?

And pretty much just go the extra mile,

And put the cream right at the base of her tail

And she is going to be okay

And since you're always having relationship problems,

And start selling multiple reams like a man

And Sunday, I'm thinking of going to that flea market at the drive in

And that does not sit right with me

And that is a guy worth staying beside.

And that is why I am hosting a fun run race for the cure for rabies

And that made this up down lever thing not work,

And that's the point

And the first time I left Pennsylvania

And the moment's going to be right.

And then be like, "Hi, Ryan." And then all the other prisoners

And then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael

And then Meredith with the accident, and then..

And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids?

And then you run over one person with your car,

And then, we go to their houses in the middle of summer and go caroling

And there's a thousand of them

And they're abnormal and

And tonight, with the fireworks

And we need to do something about it

And we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them.

And we're kicking in $5 for flowers

And who is Jesus' dad?

And who will she eat lunch with?

And why is there a kid on your webcam

AND Y: People assume I'm great at golf,

And you already met her. Pam Beesly, office hottie.

And you brought this guy!

And you twist and you twist and you twist. It strengthens your entire core,

And you want to give that to her 15 minutes after she's eaten

And you're in it for a disease that causes a fear of water

And..

Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team. I feel very blessed

ANDY: Michael, you're up.

Angela, I'm sorry

Angela, you're the chairman of the Party Planning Committee

ANGELA: Bless you.

ANGELA: Hey, D

Any problems?

Anyway, I have this Sharpie,

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Pam and Jim are totally hooking up

Are you listening to what he's saying?

Are you Michael Scott?

Are you serious? Yeah.

Are you sure? No

Are you? I don't think you're doing such a great job here,

As I ever want to be

As you can smell, there's a lot of different odors going on in here.

At the end of East Mountain Road, in the lake.

Awesome

Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys.

Baguette? ..

Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do over.

Bat birth control?

Because I have been without food for a good

Because I will have you know that that was consensual

Because she had worked really hard for her career,

Because she has this infection under her tail,

Because someone might hear us.

Because you don't know when you're going to meet the right girl

Before the race

Besides, my shirttail covered most of it, so..

Best decision I ever made.

Blink once if you want me to pull the plug

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

Brought you some balloons

Bumper's sagging

But all my bags of frozen F'rench fries had been clawed to shreds

But boys' night out is also good.

But did you see the way they looked at me?

But I got the real prize, domestic bliss

But I think she might be trying to poison me.

But it may make you feel a little bit better to know that before that happened,

But kids are very wary of being lured these days

But not today

But not very many people know that

But people have survived far worse

But she did, or at least she got time off for one.

But she will be up and..

But she's so young. She was so young, and now, she is dead.

But the next day her desk was empty

But you don't even know it, but you do.

But you don't get there if you're euthanized

But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her.

But you make more money as a leader

But, best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.

But, I mean, nowadays you can edit anything, right?

Buying paper just became fun.

By hitting her with my car

By hitting Meredith with my car

Can I have your attention, please?

Can I think about it?

Can we get another round? Okay

Can you answer me something as a true Eagles fan?

Can you do me a little favor?

Can you not do that? It's disgusting.

Can you smell the trees and the nature?

Cat heaven is a beautiful place,

Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat.

Celebrity Rabies Awareness F'un Run Race for the Cure

Check that out

Check to see if she's faking

Codeine? Vicodin? Percocet? F'entanyl? OxyContin? Palladone?

Come in

Come on

Come on, man, got to step it up. It's for a good cause

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. No, I think I will pass.

Coming.

Congratulations! Oh, thank you

Cool. Yeah

Could we share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support her?

Could you be more specific

Couldn't even talk yet.

Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy.

Creed Bratton. 75 plus division

CREED: Oh, really? What kind?

Currently, the entire staff is out

Curse is broken

Curse is broken, people. Oh, there is a God

Damn it

Damn it, guys

Darn it

Dating shouldn't be hard for somebody like me,

David Wallace, "Yes."

DAVID: This is weird.

Dead, car accident. Case closed.

Definitely not. If anything it was a tie.

Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?

Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?

Did Roy ever kill one of your cats?

Did she look..

Did she spurn your advances?

Did you even try?

Did you see who did it?

Did you want a place where we can meet older women?

Different salary. You'll get there. Don't worry.

Dinner. Let's see, maybe we should try

Disconnect that right now

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked

Do it. Give me control, Michael

Do you have a question, Kelly?

Do you have any idea what time we'll get out of here?

Do you have powers?

Do you live in a regular sized house?

Do you think you could take some sodas and some napkins up to the roof?

Do you want to tell it, babe, or should I tell it?

Does he?

Does this work for you?

Doesn't even matter.