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Albeit a rather unwilling one
All guns on that cannon. Torpedoes away!
All Joes mobilize and ready check for Operation Mongoose.
All right, Breaker, give it to me. What have we got?
All right, Rip, let's take this thing down! Hang on, Snake!
Ana, I don't wanna fight. I missed you.
And I ain't handing anything over.
And I don't have much time.
Beginner's luck. Stay focused.
Big shot French scientist. Runs a lab in Paris.
But it's my last piece.
Careful. They're worth millions of dollars each.
Come on, Frenchie. I thought you said you was the best at this.
Come on, guys, get out of there!
Come on. Get out of the way!
Commencing launch sequence. T minus 4, 3, 2, 1.
Crush him!
Dead ahead.
Detaching SHARCs Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta.
Detail, attention. Fall out, boys.
Doing Mach 6 and loving it!
Duke, you gotta go get those warheads!
Everybody, listen up! We still have a lot of Joes out there in harm's way.
Everybody, pull back! Pull back now!
Fan out. Wait until the Joes break formation.
Forward, march.
General Hawk. Afghanistan, NATO forward command.
Get me the French Ambassador.
Go, go, go!
Go, let's move!
He was thrilled. The accelerator performed flawlessly.
He's one tough bastard.
He's underneath
Head to toe hydraulics and highly pressurized pneumatics.
Heavy Duty thinks you guys ought to stick around permanently.
Hello, Mr. President. Mr. McCullen sends his regards
Hey, bro, you got some real lifelike hair over there
Hey, Duke, I gotta level with you.
Hey, genius!
Hey, Heavy, it's getting thick out here!
Hey, I just need to deactivate the tracking beacon for security.
Hey! This is a civilian laboratory!
Hey! What are you doing?
Houston, we have a problem.
I could tell you everything you need to know about her,
I don't have them! Where are they?
I got you!
I got you! Go, go, go!
I mean, his issues had issues.
I should have charged him double.
I thought we had complete control. You said this couldn't happen.
I want in
I wasn't told anything about any support for this mission,
I will certainly not hold it against you.
I'll prepare him for the procedure
I'm hit! I'm hit! I'm hit!
I'm nasty with it!
I've just lost my wingman
I've never seen encoding like this
Into the valley of death rode the 600.
It has to be taken out of chaos by someone with complete control
It's done.
It's funny, isn't it? The entire balance of power in the world about to shift,
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's run some tests.
Looks like they're onto us. Ana, shoot those guys.
Maybe they're not trying to escape. Maybe they're heading somewhere.
Millions of dollars. Got it.
My army.
My damn leg!
My father taught me to win
My sons will continue to rise long after I am gone,
My voice analyzer on that guy was going up, down and sideways
Nice shoes.
Now we're running her face through an infinity scan
Oh, God.
Oh, my God
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Okay, here come the images. Let's see where this guy's been.
Okay, then
Okay. McCullen is 180 centimeters tall. His shadow is 46 centimeters.
One that can't be explained or quantified.
Originally developed to isolate and kill cancer cells.
Please keep me informed of your progress, General.
Pull up on the truck!
Ready. Aim. Fire.
Really? They accept those in crayon?
Right! Come on, Rip!
Rip, where is he?
Say yes, you idiot. He's a real American hero.
So what are you doing? Spying on me?
So what is it that you want?
So why don't you tell your team to stand down?
Somebody has to get up there and shoot those things down
State your name and rank.
Storm Shadow!
Stupid soldier.
Take that Hummer, Snake!
Team Alpha is to return to the Pit.
Thank God.
That it is the true McCullen destiny not simply to supply arms,
That's a Night Raven. They actually built one.
That's classified.
The 20th Neo Viper is already set up in Washington, DC
The nanomites join together as a fighting mechanism,
The real world applications are endless.
There you are.
There's a ton of steel and ice
There's our little weapons case.
These aren't chemical or nuclear, are they?
They called him Destro, destroyer of nations
They'll destroy the whole city.
They've got tunnels running through the ice pack
This image has decayed 6%,
This will only hurt a little.
Those aren't the words that come to mind right now
To look out for the tracking beacon in case it came back on.
We are tough. But we're also sensitive.
We could turn this into one big turkey shoot.
We discovered how to program them to do almost anything.
We don't have the correct programming protocols for weaponizing!
We have ignition.
We lost the Beijing missile. Warhead 3 is down, sir.
We'd get tossed for telling.
We'll find her, and then we'll find out who sent her
We're a long way from Miami.
We're on it, sir. All right, Snake,
Weapons case on the move. ETA 2 minutes to NATO team.
Well, he's my husband. Of course he touches me.
Well, it appears that I've been made official custodian of the warheads.
What about Duke?
What happened to her?
What the hell is that?
What? It's time already?
When they finally stopped screaming,
When they stole the weapons case, I set my scanner
Which means it's 51 hours and 17 minutes old.
With the recon team at 40 klicks?
Yeah, we're working on it.
Yeah. Yeah, thanks, that's great news. I'll let him know
You get the warhead, I'll get the kill switch.
You okay?
You see them?
You take to your training well. That's good.
You were done with this conversation, not me.
You're going after her first and we want in.
Any threats? Demands? None so far, sir.
Bloody hell. No
Don't force this. What could have been
Duke! Rex! Rex!
Eyes out, eyes out! Sweep's still clear, sir
Fire up the pulse cannon! We're on it, sir.
Good luck. Thanks.
He gave up. He never gives up.
He looks fine. But what's he doing with her?
Heavy. Yep.
I can't shake these guys. Duke, I'm out!
I'll buy you a trampoline. I filled out the application.
It's beautiful, isn't it? Stay where you are!
Jesus. My bad. My bad. Won't happen again!
Move and I'm gonna blow her away. Do it. You already killed me once
Nice save, slick. Come on,
Nothing's happening! I bet it's in a different language
Pioneer 2 is down! We've lost our air! They're boxing us in!
Right. Ripcord... Yeah?
Roger that. Go ahead and back off.
Save Duke. You got it.
Scarlett! Hey, Duke!
So who hit us? Currently unknown.
So you won't mind telling me. Isn't it obvious?
Thank you. And you. It's nice to have you back safely, sir
That's it. She dies! Don't do it, Rex!
That's strange. What?
They're all alive. Merci, Daniel.
They're going to blow it up. All units! Guys, you have to stop them!
This is Scarlett. We're all clear. This is Duke. We're clear, too
We're on our way. We're already on it.
Yeah, we got to go at 0500. Is it...
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. Look
2 more on the left! Get down!
...subject number 23.
'Cause you gotta be asked to join the G.I. Joes.