The Brady Bunch - Season 4 Edit

A beautiful postcard every day.

A better way than telling him:

A big frog jumping contest.

A birdbath.

A blessing.

A bottle of cherries, some potato chips...

A burial ground?

A candidate for a butterfly net.

A cave!

A cold with a runny nose.

A cold. Ha.

A cozy dinner for two...

A date with Doug Simpson?

A doctor and a nurse in the family.

A doctor's got to know

A feeling of sadness..."

A first date...

A frog jumping contest?

A gentleman?

A girl would be out of their mind

A good detective always has more than one plan.

A good detective never panics.

A good man is hard to find.

A good man is hard to find.

A groovy concert

A guitar pick?

A guy my age needs a room of his own.

A guy named Ted Edwards.

A ha! Here's one.

A heavy wall decoration just misses Bobby.

A house?

A hundred dollars?

A lesson or two? Yeah.

A letter, huh?

A little attack of nerves, that's all.

A little bit early?

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

A little later and check out

A little talk with you, all right?

A long talk about this tomorrow.

A lot more acts for the show,

A matched set, you might say.

A million dollars, thousand... 25 cents.

A moat?

A moat?!

A mutt.

A name is a name.

A new boyfriend?

A new set of golf clubs? A new golf bag?

A problem? Did something happen at school today?

A real tough part. Which one?

A real, live judge before.

A really good number.

A red footed booby?

A romantic, candlelight dinner for two.

A rule is a rule... at school or at home.

A rule's a rule.

A silver platter for our mom and dad's anniversary and...

A small price to ensure

A small price to ensure the capture of West Point

A smaller loan?

A special diet, too, Alice.

A spider crawls across the room...

A star can't go on television

A sticky wicket.

A string...

A teenage soap opera.

A television set, a refrigerator and at least one telephone.

A tour around the world.

A very lucky young lady.

A week?! Dad, that's not fair.

A whole apartment to yourself.

A will?!

A will?!

A wonderful husband for Grandma,

A word of advice.

A word of thanks.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah... Oh, boy, Alice, what a perfect day.

Aah... ooh!

About 15 minutes.

About a cave.

About a good man.

About a good night kiss.

About banks and getting loans?

About being on television.

About being snitched on anymore.

About being the long arm of the law.

About bike riding.

About Dr. Vogel and Friday night?

About Dr. Vogel tonight.

About George Washington.

About girls?

About having to drop out of the play this way.

About helping two people fall in love?

About kissing your bowling ball good night.

About me.

About on her third lap, I'd guess.

About paying attention while you drive?

About picking up after the kids.

About something real important?

About that drawing yesterday...

About that question you asked me yesterday.

About the charity hoedown Saturday night.

About the concert.

About the girls in college?

About the kids cleaning up after themselves,

About the man.

About the sets for dress rehearsal.

About their own son?

About us?

About wanting to be an only child.

About what happened last night, folks.

About what you said.

About what?

About what?

About your boyfriend Sam.

About your breaking your date with him,

About your teeth?

Abraham Lincoln.

Absolutely none.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Accidentally, of course.

According to all the history books,

According to Mr. Hanalei:

According to Teentime Romance,

Adios.

Afraid?! Who's afraid?

After 20 minutes with Mom's hairdryer

After a spaghetti festival.

After all, I did promise to take you to the concert.

After all, I'm only two years younger than Greg.

After all, Jennifer's crazy about me.

After all, they'll still have five kids left.

After her visit to the dentist.

After I get to know some of the kids.

After Kerry's convinced that I'm a rat fink,

After only three days on the job

After shave lotion.

After that fine performance you gave, huh?

After that last scene.

After work today, I would like to have

After you'd been told not to drive.

After your trip?

Afternoon, my dear.

Again?

Again?

Against his own sister?

Against the ones in the bathroom sink.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah, look at the bright side.

Ah, Madam, ze children, they are fantastiques!

Ah, maybe you better go help Alice

Ah, so far it's been a perfect vacation.

Ah, something else.

Ah, that's what I was waiting for.

Ah, there's...

Ah, well, I guess we should order something.

Ah, who cares if I'm good or bad?

Ah, who knows?

Ah, yeah. Anything new?

Ah, yes, his lips are in the living room,

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! A ha! Then it's Ralph at the fish market.

Ah! I'm getting it.

Ah! Look.

Ah! You can keep half your promise.

Ah.

Ah. Major Andre, I presume.

Ah... Alice, don't worry about it.

Aha... aha!

Ahoy, there!

Air... I must have air.

Alaska and Hawaii.

Alice and I are making strawberry preserves

Alice asked you to do it.

Alice didn't squeal on you.

Alice doesn't run an all day lunch counter.

Alice hurts her back at a hula lesson

Alice hurts her back,

Alice is at the movies,

Alice is some friend.

Alice knows everything that goes on around here.

Alice took off just like that?

Alice turns towards the screams like this...

Alice used to bet with us all the time, remember?

Alice used to do that every once in a while.

Alice used to make up the craziest steps.

Alice will hold the money.

Alice, are you sure this is what you want?

Alice, aren't you scared of anything?

Alice, can I talk to you?

Alice, could I borrow some of the sugar, please?

Alice, did she have a nice evening with Grandpa?

Alice, did you clean in here today?

Alice, do you remember what I said?

Alice, has that load of laundry been washed yet?

Alice, have you seen my magazine?

Alice, I don't want to get your hopes up.

Alice, I think your calendar's a little mixed up.

Alice, I... I don't know what to say.

Alice, I'd like you to meet

Alice, I'm going down to the costume company.

Alice, not a word about this to anyone, huh?

Alice, now, you take it easy.

Alice, that's out of this world.

Alice, the customers are waiting.

Alice, the greatest thing in the world

Alice, um... Hmm? What?

Alice, was anybody playing the record player last night?

Alice, we just got our gift.

Alice, we wouldn't miss Cindy for anything.

Alice, we'll tell you later! Just yell!

Alice, we've missed you.

Alice, what are you doing?

Alice, what do you think of our costumes?

Alice, what in the world are you supposed to be?

Alice, what is it?

Alice, where is that laundry bag now?

Alice, will you pass what's her name

Alice, would you like to see what's in my recipe?

Alice, you're the "Dear Abby" of the kitchen.

Alice, you've made the worst mistake a housekeeper can make:

Alice!

Alice!

Alice!

Alice! I did it!

Alice?

Alice?

Alice?

Alice?

Alice? Here in town?

Alice? Hmm?

Alice.

Alice. Hmm?

Alice... MARCIA: Come on, Grandpa.

Alice... Sam!

Alice... Yeah, Bobby, you come back here!

Alice... you don't mean...?

Alice's movie is over at 9:15.

All about our game tomorrow, Dad.

All Alice had to do was to turn off the record player.

All alone Saturday night.

All alone.

All bark, no bite.

All bark, no bite... I don't believe her.

All day, if you get the point.

All day... every day.

All evening long I had this terrible feeling

All fat and broken out.

All I ever really wanted

All I know is, we've got him back.

All I was doing was brushing my teeth.

All I'm asking you to do is

All it takes is a little practice.

All kinds of terrible things happen to you.

All kinds of terrific diseases.

All my best years are behind me.

All my friends went to a different school.

All of us kids weren't being very nice to her.

All our love, Greg, Marcia, Peter, Jan, Bobby and Cindy."

All over the neighborhood, you know. That's miles.

All over the place.

All over the sides of the volcano.

All over the world... Back home, too.

All right men, hear this:

All right, Alice, who is it?

All right, all right, that does it.

All right, but watch out for that sword.

All right, but we've got to do it fast!

All right, Cindy,

All right, Dad. Good bye.

All right, here we go.

All right, honey, be patient with her.

All right, I'll give it a try.

All right, I'll untie you.

All right, now, girls, you try on your costumes.

All right, now, move, move, move,

All right, over there, over there.

All right, Peter, spill it.

All right, Peter, what's this all about?

All right, say no more.

All right, then... Friday.

All right, we know someone's in here,

All right, you two.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Oh, good.

All right. Okay, let's go.

All right. There's a rooster,

All systems are go.

All that pushing and shoving and grabbing.

All the difference in the work you do.

All the girls helped me make it.

All the guys booing and hissing me.

All the lights are out.

All the way, honey.

All these things I'm too young to understand.

All those kids who worked on the show, and Miss Bailey,

All three of you, all night.

All us guys are ready, Dad.

All us other kids will give excuses to leave, too.

All us safeties have to go to school

All you have to do is read them.

All's you have to do is hit the ball

Almost six out of ten. That's 60%.

Alo ha!

Aloha, pumehana.

Aloha! Aloha!

Aloha! Aloha!

Aloha.

Always take advantage of a good opportunity.

Amateur contest?

An accident like this

An awful lot of money real fast?

An idea for the costume party,

An old island chief warned them against it.

An old island hand.

Anacardiaceae?

And 85 cents for the whole inscription?

And a book that would help him

And a chocolate doughnut.

And a special thanks to Mr. Brady

And Alice sure won't tell on us.

And Alice will be out for a couple of hours.

And all the entertainment that night

And and pumpkin pie! Splendid!

And and this shows some potential

And anything you decide on is okay with me.

And as usual, I'm broke.

And attack the British at Trenton.

And Benedict Arnold even has to die at the end.

And besides it's such a mess upstairs

And Bobby and Cindy can be cute and charming.

And Bobby saw me borrowing a bracelet.

And boy, is Greg ever a great driver.

And bring club head slowly back."

And by the time they put all the words together,

And caramel corn, peanuts, popcorn,

And crush our own soup cans?

And Dad, those tools you gave me

And days are so long?

And decides to come with us.

And didn't have the nerve to tell me.

And don't be afraid of things

And don't get your good clothes dirty, okay?

And don't you try to stop us.

And down to the girls' room.

And down!

And drive carefully.

And even if Mom and Dad don't come,

And even the audience.

And every time I got within ten feet of that girl,

And everybody in this house has human hands.

And everything else gets thrown out.

And far out.

And finish that design,

And friendly, too.

And from what I've read George Washington

And get back to your lookout post.

And get our picture taken.

And get out of here?

And get us all wet.

And getting the money as we do of robbing a bank.

And give it another trial?

And give me the facts... Just the facts.

And go make sure we haven't left anything?

And go out and buy bikes

And golf is another.

And guess who I bumped into?

And handsomely.

And has this other guy say to her...

And has this terrible accident.

And have not seen them since.

And he gave me a ticket,

And he plays the best rock and roll music in his office.

And he split the barnyard.

And he was in 34th place, too.

And he was still trying to get their names when I left.

And he was telling me the Ditmeyer's junk

And he wrote down the names, even mine.

And he's an older man.

And he's calling me old.

And he's in love with this girl named Roxanne.

And he's looking for someone to share the expenses

And he's not hard to find.

And he's racked up in bed.

And he's sitting on top of the house

And his appointment

And his boss generously offers

And I agree with you... Believe me, I do...

And I am pooped, so please, until tomorrow morning,

And I bet we can prove this whole thing.

And I came in the next day and ordered the engraving.

And I can look back.

And I can't even use my hair dryer when I want to.

And I corner the market on herring.

And I could accompany you on the guitar.

And I didn't believe her.

And I do mean animals.

And I don't like any of them.

And I don't need you for brothers and sisters, either.

And I don't need your special treatment.

And I don't want to hear

And I flip the switch

And I get drafted for it.

And I got picked to take the test for my grade

And I got to get tickets.

And I have to go to Westdale

And I haven't used it.

And I judge you on your best ride, okay?

And I just can't keep them waiting.

And I just don't want to be an architect."

And I need it more than you do.

And I put the towel back.

And I saw the laundry bag in the hall.

And I say he voted for Jennifer.

And I shall help you.

And I should've checked with your mother, but still...

And I slipped it into her locker.

And I sort of made a date with her for Saturday.

And I speak from experience.

And I think I'll borrow my friend Pauline's black wig...

And I thought it was from playing baseball

And I told her I wanted to know the truth.

And I unloaded the laundry into the washing machine.

And I want to be a nurse.

And I wanted to wear them tonight.

And I was hoping you could give her some advice.

And I was wondering...

And I wasn't supposed to touch them, but I did.

And I won't be needing an allowance anymore.

And I... I wanted to tell you then and there

And I'd hate to have him move it.

And I'd say we needed two pounds of rice.

And I'll come straight right back home.

And I'll finish the bike.

And I'll fuel them up for a blastoff.

And I'll keep an eye out for the redcoats.

And I'll know tomorrow if they'll accept me.

And I'll take the dresser drawers.

And I'm afraid I need a new boy.

And I'm all set.

And I'm building a volcano.

And I'm building a volcano.

And I'm going to have a desk beside the window

And I'm going to start you out with a dime each.

And I'm happy to say, decided to accept you

And I'm learning a lot from this book.

And I'm never going to leave it again.

And I'm not budging.

And I'm not going to watch the clock.

And I'm sorry, really sorry, but I have to get a new boy.

And I'm sticking to it.

And I've got a funny feeling in my stomach.

And I've got a very good reason for reporting you.

And I've got some lovely curtains

And if that wasn't enough,

And if there's no Marcia,

And if they built here, evil things would happen.

And if you start cleaning up right now,

And if you're jealous,

And ignorance is bliss.

And invite six of my friends over

And it has a slanted roof.

And it leads away from here just like a trail.

And it shows an awful lot of hard work.

And it teaches you to be ready for any emergency.

And it won't come cheap to the British armies.

And it won't come cheap to the British armies.

And it'll be a lot easier

And it's for their own good.

And it's okay?

And it's only going to cost me

And it's particularly fitting for you, Mr. Brady. Yeah? What's that?

And it's still okay?

And it's too late to apologize.

And Kerry will turn off of me and turn on to you.

And knock around the beach for a while.

And lash the boat to the top of the car.

And lava will ooze out...

And lava's going to ooze all over the place.

And lava's going to ooze out and run down the sides.

And lava's gonna ooze all over the place.

And lava's gonna ooze all over the place.

And leave my nose at home.

And leave you tied here in this cave and go.

And leaving me stuck with your girl.

And left it in the service porch.

And let Marcia have the attic.

And let the other salesman help us.

And little puffs of smoke are going to come out

And look it over a little more carefully here.

And may the better team win.

And me leaving the record player on.

And moving out anyway.

And mow the street at the same time.

And my insurance premium came due.

And my nose got in the way.

And my parents' anniversary is next Saturday.

And my scream goes off.

And not your mouth.

And now I find out

And now I've sunk to crime.

And now the Westdale Busters?

And now we have still another delight to, uh...

And older sisters always protect younger sisters.

And on account of Jan being stupid,

And one bacon, lettuce, tomato with coffee.

And one more thing.

And open up the drainpipe.

And operated on within minutes.

And pass the fire extinguisher.

And pick out a couple of careers for us, too.

And pick up tickets to some rock concert.

And poor Tommy.

And ready for bed by 11:00.

And regarding your application,

And remember, when that little red light

And rules are very important, Bobby.

And say good bye?

And say, "Dad, I don't like it,

And second, you've got to use

And see all that blue stuff?

And see how free that "free" is.

And see your dentist twice a year?

And share in that dream."

And she is never going to darken your doorstep again!

And she never stops talking about being on television.

And she's got a friend who has a sister, and...

And show it to your friends.

And signed us up for the amateur contest.

And Simon, that's Tommy's

And smell special, too.

And smell.

And smoke's gonna come out

And so our date for Saturday night is still on, okay?

And some of those little... Wait a minute

And some other people paint the pictures.

And start some experiments.

And still be an astronaut and a model?

And take kindly to the critter.

And that big rug that we used to have in the den...

And that goes for all of you.

And that might lead to... marriage!

And that old standby, frikadeller.

And that wallpaper didn't walk in

And that was not to drive our car.

And that you promise to be

And that's a good reason for breaking a rule.

And that's final.

And that's just too many people for a sit down dinner.

And that's without my specs.

And the boys aren't home from sightseeing yet.

And the chief warned them again.

And the diagnosis of another.

And the freeway fence.

And the girls made my birthday cake.

And the icing was runny and I... just loved it.

And the Metzgers' uncle is visiting them from Seattle,

And the mosquitoes yelling "Banzai" all night long?

And the old Ilani Palace is the building in front of it...

And the one that jumps the farthest

And the only people

And the party's on the tenth, not the third.

And the room is dark.

And the same to you!

And the sooner I leave, the better.

And the tantalizing bouquet.

And the United States of America,

And the... the whipped cream was sour

And then he called her an old chicken,

And then I can use it for one of two things.

And then I'll get my turn.

And then Jan and all the rest.

And then she'd do like this!

And then that might lead to a third...

And then we turned it on when we were ready.

And then we'll need some collateral.

And then we're zipped up.

And then went downstairs to take a phone call.

And then when you...

And then you wouldn't have to go looking

And then you'll, uh, pay it back?

And then, this evening,

And then... maybe even going steady...

And there aren't any clues.

And there's going to be a really super act.

And there's nothing in the trees outside,

And they did this.

And they don't get dirty.

And they never even use them.

And they only take in three freshmen a year,

And they really registered on the old applause meter, too.

And they said the third would be just great.

And they'd heard about the party from Chuck Swanson,

And they're mine, all mine.

And they're not in the drainpipe,

And they're putting him in the same room with Albert.

And they're sold out... I think every store is sold out.

And think about what you're going to say.

And this: sore finger joints.

And to be with people of my own, uh... mature growth.

And to Mrs. Dineen for her work on the costumes.

And tonight has exactly 15 minutes left.

And tonight, it's Clinton Grammar School

And took the other job.

And two and three. Okay?

And uncles and relatives and assorted drop ins.

And up ahead is the Arizona memorial.

And us meat cutters are going to grind 'em up!

And watch me be on television?

And we almost had it narrowed down to the exact spot

And we can dance a little

And we can go to a movie.

And we can't get the platter 'cause we're broke.

And we had coffee in this restaurant

And we have one vote for Pat Conway.

And we let the ghost down the stairs. Right.

And we made Benedict Arnold the good guy?

And we need a sitter this Friday.

And we only associate with certain kinds of kids.

And we ordered an anniversary gift

And we put the taboo idol back.

And we skidded right in between the big truck

And we still don't know who took the earrings out of here.

And we were just going to fix it.

And we'd have had to continue on the back.

And we'd like to keep it that way.

And we'll be in everybody's living room.

And we'll beat them. I'll be the lineman.

And we'll fix you up with something?

And we'll go down and get them.

And we're behind seven to six.

And we're doing all the work.

And we're going to buy them

And we're going to cure

And we're going to pay you back.

And we're right in the middle of the hurricane season.

And we've got a mutiny?

And we've had that dinner date with my boss for a week.

And wear him around my neck for good luck.

And what a dream!

And what did you find out?

And when I came back, it was gone.

And when I'm finished, I can make it erupt.

And when I'm finished, I can make it erupt.

And when it erupts

And when it erupts, smoke will come out

And when it's finished, I can make it erupt,

And when Peter is wearing it,

And when there wasn't anybody home,

And when they finished, the rope would disappear.

And when you do more homework,

And while I was practicing my lines, I tripped over it.

And who else around here has money?

And who's going to help the girls

And with lots of energy, you can do more homework.

And with lots of energy, you do more homework.

And woman goes on a picnic.

And worked my way up.

And you are...?

And you are...?

And you can have the whole house

And you don't want to be cheered up,

And you feed me the right words.

And you get to meet all the football players.

And you got to keep your eyes on the waves, not the bikinis.

And you guys see what you think.

And you know the reason

And you know what?

And you want to go steady, right?

And you weren't bad either, Major Andre.

And you, Dr. Dentist, do you take Marcia for better or worse

And you?

And you'd never find out.

And you'll be a great safety monitor, Bobby

And you're building a monster.

And you're going to lose.

And your mother and I are at the exhibit, okay?

And, afterwards, maybe some pizza.

And, Alice, wait'll you hear this.

And, as for you, she had absolutely no idea

And, besides, some people get excited

And, boys, we'll try the Valley Forge scene.

And, by the way, did Kay work out all right?

And, eventually, I'd be a partner.

And, uh, I drove through a red light...

And, uh, I'm available.

And, uh... Alice?

And, uh... why didn't you tell me

And, while we're at it,

And... Did it go off?

And... here they are.

And... I don't have a thing to wear.

And... vanish.

Another club, Marcia?

Another dead end.

Another eruption on our hands.

Another time, okay?

Another word about it.

Antony and Cleopatra.

Any color is marvelous.

Any ghosts in our house.

Any minute now.

Any minute to patch things up.

Any of Mom's things unless I ask,

Any of that gets on the patio, Alice will kill you.

Any phone calls for me? Nope.

Any questions?

Any special privileges.

Any too happy about it either.

Anybody here?

Anybody here?

Anybody who believes in ghosts is a sucker.

Anything new happen around here?

Anything unusual happen lately?

Anything where I can keep my mouth shut.

Anytime.

Anyway, I might not

Anyway, she said that you could do a dramatic reading,

Apologize, my foot!

Archaeology... that's about digging up ruins, isn't it?

Are attracted to younger girls.

Are based on your regular schoolwork,

Are both going to hate me.

Are both making preserves for the auction.

Are going to be Antony and Cleopatra.

Are going to sing a duet.

Are going to the sculpture exhibit.

Are not about to come true.

Are really getting to know each other.

Are relatives... get it?

Are right in there.

Are scaring yourselves worse

Are these all your children?

Are they okay?

Are those battleships?

Are you a surfer?

Are you absolutely positive?

Are you all right, son?

Are you all right?