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And if none of you are prepared to accept that responsibility
And if you play the answer machine, can you take down everyone's messages?
As well as Mr Sloman being off today
But dogs can look up.
But we can't afford to fall apart.
Can we just talk about this? Let's go out.
Chuck us a cloth, will you?
Cock it!
Come on, come on.
Daffs is always taking me to see these listed buildings
David!
David! There are slightly more pressing matters at hand here.
Dianne, no!
Do you believe everything you hear on TV?
Do you know where we're going?
Don't forget to kill Philip!
Don't worry about me. Worry about your mother.
Ed, take over a sec.
Ed! Just get her off me.
Erm...
Go!
Got you these.
Have a sit down?
Hello?
Hello.
Hey, man, watch the leather.
Hey! You're dead.
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
I can't live like this.
I love you too, man.
I think we might have a bit of a problem. What do you mean?
I thought Shaun would be worried.
I'm coming!
I'm on it.
I'm sorry, we had a couple of drinks, we split up with Liz tonight
I've come to get you
I've come to terms with that, Daffs, why can't you?
It only takes one of them to know you're in here.
It's not the only place in the world.
Jesus!
Just keep it down, yeah?
Just over there, over the 20 garden fences?
Keep together, stay sharp and follow me.
Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
Liz!
Lizzie, I want you to know that my feelings for you...
Look at the state of it. We're not students any more.
Maybe we should have one now.
Maybe you should have this
Mum, he was, but he's not any more.
Never anything on, is there?
No, it's... cricket bat.
Oh dear.
Oh, fuck.
Oh! No, there they are.
Oh.
Oh. You want your favourite monkey?
Oi!
OK, everyone stay where they are. I'm gonna check if the coast is clear.
OK, let's try, shall we? Liz
Or freeze.
Ow!
Pete?
Pisshead.
Shaun, what I'm trying to say is I need something more,
Shaun?
Shaun...
Shauny, look who it is.
She said if she stayed with me she'd end up in here for the rest of her life
She's not your mum. In a minute she'll be just another zombie.
Sir? Sir?
So if we can all pull together...
Sorry, I haven't got any change.
Sorry, Philip.
Stagger back here and bang... back at the bar for shots
The Winchester?
Three o'clock!
Time, gentlemen
Two...
We're pretty close.
What are we gonna do? Where are we gonna go?
What are you doing?
What do you mean do something?
What?
What? He should say base.
What's the plan, then?
Where can I smoke?
Where's safe? Where's familiar?
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
Who's a pretty boy then?
Why don't you do your Clyde?
Would you just... take care of your mum?
Yeah, I spoke to him. He's only got Henry.
Yes! Yes! In the head!
You better believe it. What happened? Why is he coming?
You don't want to die single, do you?
You just..
'All right? ' Yeah, man, I can't talk now.
'You get anything yet? ' I got nothing
29 bullets. Call them shells.
Apart from David and Ed? What was Ed's experience?
Break the window! Is there another way in?
But the whole place could go up. What, then?
Come on. Where's the car?
Did you contact your folks? They're in Antigua.
Get it open! Ed, get the child locks!
Give me the car keys! You're not driving that car.
Has anyone fired a gun before? Oh, yeah.
He's gonna be dead either way. That's not the point.
He's not my boyfriend. Might be a bit warm, the cooler's off
Hello, pickle. Hi, Mum.
How are you doing? Surviving.
I'm a lecturer. You're a twat.
I'm not going if Lizzie's not going. She's going.
Is that for the jumble, Shaun? No. Yes.
Is your dad all right? He's not my dad.
Is your mum gonna be OK? Yeah, I hope so.
Listen... Ed..
Much better. Ed. I'll do it on the night.
Mum, I don't understand. The man in his pyjamas.
No, no. But it's brilliant. Come on.
No, Philip has. Oh, OK.
No! Get inside
Oh, my God! Shaun! Yvonne.
Ooh! Yes!
Over where? Over there
Power's off. That's a good thing.
Ready? Ready.
Reload. I'm on it!
Shaun! Liz.
Sign O' The Times? Definitely not.
Spare some change, please, mister? Yeah.
Thank you. Even if he is being a twat.
That is not true. Yes it is.
That road goes to the Winchester. Shaun...
There! Where?
They know. Stay in character!
They're for your mum, aren't they? Yeah
We have a situation! I know!
We're going out for a meal tonight. Anywhere nice?
Which one do you want? Girl or bloke? Er... the first one.
Would you like to come with me? That'd be lovely.
Yeah. That's a shame
You gonna stay here with him? Look...
You said it was about survival. It is, but...
'... London seems to have gone completely bonkers... '
'... you may ask where is our God?
'and are unsure as to the... '
'and broke apart over..
'But... I thought you said it was all OK? '
'Dad mentioned you might be visiting tomorrow which would be lovely.
'Hello, pickle. It's me, Mum.
'Ln the meantime, contact with these assailants is highly inadvisable.'
'Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil.'
'Take Pete's car, go round Mum's,
'that the attackers appear to be... '
'with all doors and windows firmly locked and barricaded. Police... '
# Defying the laws of gravity
# Don't stop me now cos I'm having a good time
# Don't stop me, don't stop me good time, good time
# I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
# I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
# I'm travelling at the speed of light
# Yes I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all