Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Season 2 Edit

A lot more than you have. I'm teaching this object a lesson.

A.J. likes ice skating and Howie likes to Frisbee...

A.k.a. next door, your house

About what color he would paint his bedroom..

Actually, Meatwad, animals have kidneys, too

All right, I'll get another one.

All right, take her up.

All right! But I can still be the plum, too, right?

All right. I want to know the truth, though. Did you do this?

All right. If you think so.

All right. Let me break it down for you. I'll go slow.

All right. Where did the light go? Shine it over here.

All right. You know best.

And especially the pains that I was feeling in the back of my head..

And he travels the galaxies feeding off knowledge.

And he, like, opens his mouth all crazy fang like.

And I cannot thank you enough, man, for bringing back my second prototype.

And I guess my eyes rolled back into my head...

And I said, "Well, all right".

And I will always cherish that, but we do not want to marry you

And I will prove it to anything else..

And keep the ranch coming.

And let's go get me those pretzels.

And more dog doo doo.

And that was my day off.

And that's why he has to inhale all the Freon...

And the hot, moist meat on your friend's wings

And there you go, Carl.

And wearing this spandex?

And, as you can see, it's fully furnished.

And? What else? Come on, don't be shy.

Apparently three drums of highly toxic chemical waste..

Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down?

Are you the sandman or something? Come on, get it together, boy!

Bad wiring, my friend.

Because I did send out a press release

Because it was top secret and no one should know

Because you were the one who was about to blow it!

Believe me, I know. It's a vicious cycle. I need therapy.

Bonus! You got a goatee. Yeah, that's in style

Bored.

Boxy Brown.

Boxy, this isn't a big deal. I mean, I'm just asking a favor.

Boy, you are gonna lose an arm that way!

But I could turn that hose on, and you could, sort of, you know...

But I think you forced me to.

But I'll tell you how you can be a better friend.

But the Remonster is his name. It's branding

But they're so delicious. They torture me.

But Wayne doesn't. For two points each..

But you're probably right. You won't sell any of this crap.

But, look, it is a country. I'll find a map.

But, you know, the Drizzle, when he was..

Can you tell these are coconuts?

Carl, how you doing?

Cheese procedure

Chief, where do you want this?

Come here. Let's see if we can see it together.

Come on, let's go!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Damn! Did you see that?

Did he do number two yet?

Disgusting. That's the word.

Do our bidding, little Remonster!

Do you have any idea how much money this is gonna cost?

Do you understand how long a space that is?

Do you want to contribute to Sir Loin's hunger drive?

Does it show girls in the nude?

Don't be such a bitch. I lawyer

Don't drink the chocolate milk.

Don't mess with him, okay. He's had a long day.

Don't open the trash. Do not open the trash.

Don't you see, Frylock? He's gonna use all that fly spit...

Don't you touch those. They're in mint condition..

Donna, how about shooting me in the head?

Dude, you want to move your thing? You almost killed us

Eat pizza. Pizza time!

Enchiladitos they make you want to eat 'em

Excuse me? I think you might have me confused with a woman.

Fine. I won't do jean ads. That's simple.

For your information, it's still tied up in the courts

From the ship of the damned

Fudge you.

Gentlemen!

Gentlemen.

Get away from me! Leave me!

Get away from me! My God! You're a clown!

Get me out of here right now. I'm gonna die, there's monsters.

Get the hell out of here!

Ghouls do that when they're making brownies.

Go ahead and kill yourselves, if you want to.

Go ask him about the funny time he ate all the boiled peanuts.

Go to Mach 1. Engage warp speed. I'm late for work.

Go to the Super Bowl, you frigging...

Good, it works. You try doing that with your body now.

Good, you won't get to, 'cause I'm taking my best friend...

Gross

Guilty as sin.

Hang on. I'm still plugged in here.

Hate the bank...

He agrees! Or he disagrees

He ain't gonna poop in the yard. He'll go inside to do that.

He did it again

He must have giant feet and thirst for blood.

He needs to turn it off

He's angry with you, all right.

He's gonna get whacked in the groin by the fish.

Hell, yeah! Can I mix you something?

Hello. Me Oog.

Here it is. I was looking...

Hey, buddy, how's it going?

Hey, Carl. Welcome to the barbecue.

Hey, the lady asked you a question, Carl.

Hey, where's your brother?

Hey, y'all know what would be fun?

Honestly, it's just something I thought up to sell the thing.

How do you think she died? Natural causes?

How will I fill the jeans if I don't have an ass?

How's it going?

Howdy, villains. I'm Mr. Mister. Watch your back, crime

I am keeping the graphics.

I bestow upon you my dirty diapey.

I can't commit to that. I'm young, I'm hip, and I'm single.

I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now..

I can't put them in the basement, I mean, and she's like, you know..

I choose...

I didn't even get your name.

I didn't know I was supposed to.

I don't have any food, so get lost.

I done told you, now.

I doubt seriously that Sir Loin wants you to send in dog doo doo.

I feel like a fool. I ain't never again gonna do..

I get it. You want to be alone when you go to the...

I got it. We'll go kill Wayne.

I got one at home just like it, man.

I gotta get that back to the place by 5:00, so, you know, you have fun within reason

I guess we'll start with travel.

I had to know all that or they'd have killed me in Hell Week.

I heard he has laser feet. That's cool, right? I ask you

I heard him. He said "damn," damn it.

I just wanted to check out the... Oh, my God, no!

I know. Look, I mean...

I know. The stupid pirates must have buried a gas line down there.

I liked it

I mean, I have standards.

I mean, I was... wasted when we recorded it.

I mean, I've seen action figures without their pants.

I mean, who just threw the ball with you that...

I need it in this cooler. My show's about to start.

I need the numbers for the Jersey Midnight Fantasy Pick 7..

I need this sandwich right now. I won't eat the whole thing...

I remember some things

I rule you.

I said I want it level. I don't want a ramp.

I set it down right over there beside the demon of the flashlight.

I think we need to hire another lawyer here.

I think we should chill out, and let's have some more of this, all right?

I think we're gonna live with Uncle Carl for a few weeks.

I thought you knew hoes will be hoes, brother.

I told you not to do it, and you did it

I usually cut it off right at the beginning, especially if it's hard.

I want to rock your body, baby.

I was gonna make you a casserole for your loss..

I was informed improperly that my keys were in a throttling woodchipper.

I watch anything that's on. Wait. Look at this here.

I won't even tell you about that haunted air conditioner.

I would say that perseverance...

I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a loser

I'll be pissed if I get over there and he ain't changed the pH in our pool.

I'll friggin' steer it with my tongue.

I'll get the ladder.

I'm a tiger out there. You don't put a leash on a tiger.

I'm crazy in the head.

I'm fine. Every day is fine like wine.

I'm gonna start dropping F bombs. Listen. Fart you, farthead.

I'm just not too clear on being...

I'm not at liberty to discuss it.

I'm not sure I'm getting the total grasp of what you're saying. If you..

I'm on this.

I'm out of here.

I'm starting to just get a little freaked out about the fact that my hand is missing!

I'm talking about this.

I'm wrapping presents.

If I want to move it..

If it shows up, bring it over. If you dare.

If it would please the court, my client would like to...

If you keep it here, you're gonna eat it and die.

If you remember, I helped you move your grandma to the home...

Into audible speech frequencies.

Is that batter? That's batter.

Is this a blooper show? I love these. Watch this.

Is this what you call a Remonster?

It hungers for more!

It shows a woman without skin, but that's really more about her organs.

It's a chariot driven by a train of white stallions.

It's cool. I stayed on the shoulder the whole way

It's stinky, isn't it? I knew it was gonna be stinky.

It's the beautiful people that are the smart ones...

It's the biggest one you've ever seen. Go ahead.

Joke!

Just incredible, isn't it?

Just let it alone until he dissolves

Just say how old you are, Meatwad.

Just shut up. I need my money now.

Just stay down here with your TV and... it then.

Just the fruits of victory.

Ken?

Let me go get the blender. You can go as the Boston Philharmonic.

Let the snow settle.

Let's just get in there, and you do it.

Look at that cut of bean.

Look who's locked out in the drizzle!

Look, don't dig any further than 12 to 14 inches

Look. He's attached.

Look. We'll be cool as long as the police don't drive by.

Man, I ain't trying to watch Carl take no criznap, baby.

Man, I am looking good

Man, what is your problem?

Maybe this one time I could let it pass.

Me and my wife need to get out of here.

Me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain

Meatwad, he's gone.

Meatwad, hit the switch.

Most especially women...

My ass has finally decided to eat my hand!

My eyes are throbbing from the laser.

My pizza's here. Pizza time!

Nice yard! It's nice!

No one escapes the... From the...

No, don't do that! I like this Carl

No, don't touch it!

No, I need to live!

No, let's get down to it. What I say is very baffling.

No, they stopped taking my calls long ago.