The Venture Bros. (2003) - Season 1 Edit

A Bud for Captain Mullet head.

A dried out turd on a bad stretch of road. Why?

A drunken sailor has to have his way with your mer mom, kid

A very powerful creature that looks just like Leslie Cohen.

A walk through a park with genitals for trees.

A walk through a park with genitals for trees.

Abort! Brock! Come in, Brock!

According to Brisbycorp internal memos, they were intended for mind control

Actually recycle dead skin cells as you shed them..

After all these years?

After you killed my partner

Ah, there she is, the queen of the skies in her day.

Ah, well, he's probably worried about your medical condition.

Ah, you look nice.

All clear, Mr. Samson. The Guild appreciates your non interference

All he does is go on and on about himself and his inventions.

All he writes are these way too specific poems...

All right

All right, fine

All right, fine

All right, now...

All right, now...

All right, punk, what did you do with him?

All right, you two, you snooze, you lose!

All right.

Allow me to enlighten you.

Am I a ghost?

An antelope!

An interesting thing occurs

And a dialect I'm not familiar with.

And Brock made special friends with their queen

And don't think I haven't noticed...

And finally, the Action Man.

And he needs the help of...

And he needs the help of...

And he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses.

And he's mad at you.

And I explain how you got cabin fever and wandered off to die in the snow

And I heard some talking. Then..

And I want the guilty party to step forward.

And I'd love to pick his brain

And I'm not staying in your crappy Brisby dome.

And may I introduce my counterparts from the original Team Venture?

And may I take this opportunity to welcome you...

And nothing but the truth, so help you... uh, whoever?

And now, Mr. Monarch, you'll have your chance

And raisins are nature's candy!

And revealed my dad's flying metal failure by now.

And roger that.

And that was the last time I saw Dr. Girl...

And that's been solved

And that's been solved.

And that's what got into me!

And then what happens?

And there's a little guy in there made out of pipe cleaners

And there's a whole collage of you and Phantom Limb.

And these super cool sugar skulls with our names on them.

And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way.

And they never took their foot away!

And they never took their foot away!

And thy body to the ground...

And we can... we can just start again

And what if I told you that your father is not your real father?

And what if I told you that your father is not your real father?

And you crack one open and the little nut is all dark...

And you crack one open and the little nut is all dark...

And you're being held hostage by the Orange County Liberation Front

Anyone else like to test my Leslie bots?

Anyway..

Are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.

As soon as you experience pain, like Hank and Dean here did

Asiago.

At least I don't have his eyebrows.

At the first Brisby theme park.

Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture.

Attention! There has been a hull breach!

Aw, I wanted a piece of him

Back to my car. I know where they're going.

Baron Underbheit!

Beat it, junior

Because the Monarch doesn't swing that...

Behold!

Billy is more of a neurogeneticist

Billy is more of a neurogeneticist

Billy, if you push the start button..

Billy, if you push the start button..

Billy, you gotta do it.

Billy, you gotta do it.

Bizzy Bee

Blame Rusty

Blast

Booty!

Boring me to tears. Ha!

Boss just wants us to observe Dr. Venture

Boss, there's a monster down here!

Boss, there's a monster down here!

Boys

Boys, for the last time, stop!

Boys, halt!

Boys? Hello? Hank, are you there? Dave? Dean?

Bring the Monarch mobile around.

Brock [Bleep] ing Samson.

Brock Samson got ahold of him, and he...

Brock, be a lamb, and take the boys somewhere.

Brock, could we speed this up?

Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed.

Bunch of out of work astronauts and C list actors

But a small glimpse into the genius that is my 37 point on going plan...

But as for your precious Monarch, forget him

But dig... his name's Brock Samson.

But I couldn't find them.

But I don't think they're nicknames.

But I like him

But it's been so hard for me.

But please get to the point.

But that is just gross

But that might have been someone's spirit, Pop.

But this is a trial by jury, and it's up to your peers..

But this is not a book

But who's fault is this?

By everyone

C C C breach at Tip Top Torpedoes and the Dollar Grab Bag Pavilion.

Can you imagine?

Can't hit what you can't catch

Carol.

Cody?

Come in, Br...

Come in, Dr. Venture. Come

Come in, sweetie!

Come in, sweetie!

Come on, there, fella, you could have a real problem.

Come on, there, fella, you could have a real problem.

Come on.

Come on. Get going.

Conserve your energy

Cool. Be right back

Could be an implant or a space virus..

Could be an implant or a space virus..

Crap

Crap! An ambush!

Crap! An ambush!

Damn it, Dean, work with me on this

Damn it! We let them go!

Damn it. We're late already

Dean, Daddy's talking now

Dean, Daddy's talking now.

Dean, we don't even know where your dad is

Dean, you wanted a doctor, and Billy is one of the best.

Dean, you wanted a doctor, and Billy is one of the best.

Dean. His name is Dean.

Debbie, give the Venture boys more juice

Destroy Brock Samson!

Destruction!

Did you lift anything heavy?

Did you lift anything heavy?

Did you tell him that you needed the aid of a certain computer technician?

Did you tell him that you needed the aid of a certain computer technician?

Did you turn them all the way up to "Patty Hearst"?

Dirty bastard traitor! I knew it was you, number..

Do it yourself, Mr. Big Pants.

Do not be too hasty entering that room.

Do some, uh..

Do you hate me now?

Do you have any condoms?

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth...

Does my appearance startle you, Dr

Don't screen me

Don't talk like that, Hank. We're gonna fi...

Don't you lay a hand on my Sasquatch!

Don't you people have anything better to do...

Don't!

Double damn it!

Dr. Venture

Dr. Venture, you might want to take your sons out

Dr. Venture, you're right on time

Dude

Dude, just last week Brock killed two dervishes..

Dude, what is with you? Why are you so calm about this?

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, and dust to dust...

Easy, Brock. He's a cripple...

Even got you a new wife.

Even I don't know its whereabouts.

Even I don't know its whereabouts.

Even my impossible movements

Everybody calm down!

Everything is fine, Doc

Everything is fine, Doc.

Excuse me?

Expert witness Dr. Byron Orpheus has arrived!

Fart sandwiches. Dean, hold your breath.

Feeling woozy?

Filed with us five times to get an arch rival...

Finally. Jeez.

Fine!

Fine. I'll go behind the screen

Fine. I'll go behind the screen

First it's a candy, then it's a gum.

First it's a candy, then it's a gum.

Flows the mighty Amazon..

Flows the mighty Amazon...

For if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out...

For instance, you're not actually a doctor of anything

For my next witness, I would like to call to the stand..

Free from dander and unwanted body hair.

Free O

Free O

Free O.C!

From her little buddy Mike Sorayama

Full house.

Funerals are creepy.

G.U.A.R.D.O.? Hey, does that stand for something?

Get away from... oh, God! Help me.

Get him!

Get it straight, you cadaver on wheels, I'm not working for you...

Get out!

Get out!

Get these corpses out of here!

Get these corpses out of here!

Go on ahead

Go Team Venture!

Go Team Venture!

Go to the bathroom?

Go, Team Venture!

Go, Team Venture!

Gonna die, gonna die, gonna die.

Good day!

Good gracious

Good lord. Hiccups? He's at stage four

Good news. Looks like I am.

Good night, Dr. Venture

Good. Good. Manic Eightball, how are things in R&D?

Got it? So you'll come aboard?

Great, Venture!

Great, way to make me look like a tool!

Great. Way to bodyguard.

Guys, heads up.

H.E.L.P.eR. Of course

H.E.L.P.eR., you are now my personal walking, talking electric kidney

H.E.L.P.eR.? Listen to me