Hackers (1995) Soundboard Edit

A minor glitch with you seems to turn into a major catastrophe.

A TV network that wishes to remain nameless is interested in our show.

Academic, purely sexual?

All right! Wow!

All right. Hold it right there.

And Burn!

And you have to smile.

Are you coming?

Are you coming?

Are your brains in your ass?

Beat that!

Because you are floating

But for what?

But you will need more than just two media icons like us.

Can I crash at your place tonight?

Can I score a fry?

Come on. Get out.

Congratulations. No one's ever beat her before.

Could I get some room here?

Crash Override.

Dade Murphy.

Damn!

Deja vu!

Did you find the virus program on the disks we confiscated?

Die, dickweeds!

Do you have your transfer forms?

Don't worry, kid. Ifshe's innocent,

Erotically, as it were.

Everyone, let's move! Move it!

Featuring Hendrix, Joplin, Mama Cass, Belushi,

Find it?

Forgery, embezzlement, two drug convictions

Front page New York Times, August 10, 1988.

Gee...

Gill.

Hackers of the world, unite!

Hackers penetrate and ravage

Has repeatedly committed criminal acts of a malicious nature.

He got me!

He would never use his knowledge to harm others.

He's fine. Oh, and Dade,

He's good!

He's in the personal ads.

He's my guest, Burn.

He's not enrolled in this class.

Help me!

Her last book sold 2 million copies.

Hey! Hold the door!

Hey!... Hey! Do you know who I am?

Hold on, Mom. Hold on one second.

I call this 'The Greatest Zukes Album',

I created da Vinci so we could get the Secret Service

I don't know how many, but...

I don't know things because you guys won't tell me anything. Right?

I found it!

I had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file I was working on.

I had to do that to break the tension.

I is here

I know who wrote it!

I sentence you to probation. You are forbidden to use a computer

I was Zero Cool.

I win,

I'd work my way in through some back door.

I'll head them off at the pass.

I'll never fly this airline again!

I'll take care of this.

I'm a real wild child, I'm a wild one

I'm blowing up!

I'm Mr Simpson.

I'm not sure your mother qualifies as a significant 20th century author.

I'm sorry. Who are you?

If you'd said that at the start, you would have avoided a lot of trouble.

In short, Duke, a shitstorm

Is this kid bothering you, Kate?

Is this the last we've seen of this kind ofespionage?

Isn't the da Vinci virus what Phreak's being charged with?

It nibbles. You see all of this?

It's a Gibson, it's finding us too fast

It's not just the chip. It has a PCI bus.

Joey, you made it!

Kate, Listen.

Let me help you earn your spurs.

Let's get outta here!

Let's keep her.

Lisa!

Loser.

Luscious orange.

Make it my first born.

May the Force be with you, man.

Maybe I'm not. But we are,

Me, all right? I did it. She knows shit about computers.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

Mrs Murphy stays right here.

My subway defence system.

No computer. No touchtone phones.

No help from us.

No, you're not in my class.

No. He's either very smart or very stupid.

Norman speaking.

Norman. This is Mr Eddie Vedder from Accounting.

Oh, wow! We are fried!

Okay, let's go!

Okay. Use your best viruses to buy us some time.

Out of the way!

Out!

Pick them up tomorrow at 9:00AM.

Plus jumping parole. Once arrested, she will have no trial,

Pool on the roof must be leaking.

Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait.

Right, Dade?

Security, Norm...

Seven.

She'll be fine.

She's just my grlfriend.

Shit!

Shit! Come on!

Shut up!

Sit on the bed and keep your hands where we can see them.

Stay low. I'm going to get help.

Tag, you're in.

Take the stairs over there.

Taking over a TV network.

Tell him about the pool, Kate.

Tell me where the disk is.

Thank you! Thank you very much!

Thank you.

Thank you.

That it's a bank.

That's bullshit.

That's far out!

That's ill, man.

That's why they call me Stallion.

The 14th is the day the worm ends it run.

The Secret Service is helping us out, 100 percent.

Then I change this file back to the orignal and your mom disappears.

Then you'd have to find the files.

There they are!

There's an Olympic size swimming pool on the roof.

There's too many garbage files. I need more time.

They're at Grand Central station, lower level. Don't screw up.

This isn't wood shop class?

This thing is tense.

This'll take forever to figure out. I'll make some coffee.

Trashing!

Unless $5 million is transferred to the following account in seven days,

Us... or them?

Virus?

Wanna go for a swim?

Waste the dude.

We got a few hours until we're arrested.

We got an uncorrupted hard drive.

We have 26 ships at sea and don't know which ones are infected.

We have a bug attacking all log in files.

What are we supposed to do?

What do you want?

What oil spills?

What's he doing here?

Who calls himself 'Zero Cool',

Who do you prefer serves it?

Whoa, whoa! Crash...

Whoever wrote this needs someone to take the fall.

World domination? Nay.

Yeah, we got him.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah.

Yo, check this out.

You can do it.

You don't hack a bank from your house! You get nailed by the FBl.

You got those Crayola books?

You have company.

You know,

You screw up again and you won't get into college.

You think it's cool?

You wanted to know who I am, Zero Cool? Let me explain...

You wish.

You would have looked better.

You're not good enough to beat me

You're the man!

You're welcome.

Your slave?

Yuk!... Hard copy!

Zero...

..spank you with... I'll spank your ass!

Bet it looks crispy in the dark. Hit the light.

Cereal, man. You owe me a pack. It was him.

Dade? Yeah, Mom?

I have to tell you something. Hold on!

I located the activity to terminal 23. Let's echo 23, see what's up.

Is that...? That is the virus.

It's not a virus. It's a worm. What's it eat?

It's too much machine for you. Yeah?

Secret Service! Don't move!

Yo, brain dead... the manual! Oops!

You new? Yeah.

you'll have to improvise the next round. Right.

'Leather, lace and water sports. Transvestites welcome.'

'Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity.

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