Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 7 Edit

A cross platform merger of our three great brands

A fact I remember because my mind

A legal debate show about issues facing residents

A lot, and it's all gonna be great.

A minimal, unhelpful note, these appear to be human teeth,

A person should not have to have an advanced law degree

A well organized chart.

Actually, that might work

After I said you were full of it,

After I said you were full of it,

Ah, you're right..

Ah!

All of these people in the same place at the same time.

All right, I want to say something to my girls.

All right, later, dudes.

All right? He's gonna love me for it.

All the countries, other people

Also, we want to give you a raise,

Alyssa, this is April Ludgate,

Am I even qualified?

Amazing

America, Red China

And And they would sing along with a jug band,

And a push, but you have to realize

And added many shrimp to it

And basically break even.

And bleeding the rotting beast from the inside.

And blow up he did,

And build a new National Park,

And consulting is perfect for April.

And fighting zoning laws that I helped pass,

And for five years as a City Manager,

And get us engaged

And guess what I have planned for tonight?

And guess what? I don't know the words.

And he lifted all of us up.

And help me out?

And I calmly saunter down to your office

And I didn't feel like explaining why

And I don't remember where.

And I don't want those kids to make the same mistake, okay?

And I find out you have quit the Parks Department

And I have the right, as a citizen of the United States,

And I hope that you can see now

And I just want to thank you for taking me down memory lane,

And I just want you to know that for the past ten years"

And I know how hard it is to get to that place.

And I made it into this frame for you in the event

And I realized it meant bulldozing Ann's old house,

And I start in a couple months.

And I want to own the character Johnny Karate, 'cause it's me.

And I'm gonna sing along

And I'm gonna sing along.

And I'm scared of death

And I'm tired of waiting on them, okay? Okay.

And it seemed like people thought we were wrong

And make everyone feel awesome, so it's no different.

And not died

And not laugh really hard

And once again, it is up to me to save our friendship.

And she's just gonna quit on me?

And talk about my feelings for 10 hours.

And the DNC thinks that I should run for governor.

And then brought him a box of presents,

And then Lucy just Gryzzl texts you out of nowhere?

And then, two months after that,

And they kind of upset my stomach.

And they need us in Washington to prep

And they think she has a great shot to win.

And this guy better appreciate it because

And we were kicked out.

And we're here to tell you..

And why have we had lunch so many times?

And years have gone by, and now I'm here

And you said to me, "Ms. Knope, I have one question for you

And you're a perfect candidate.

And you're gonna tear all the houses down?

And you're gonna tear all the houses down?

Andy? Bring me the next person

Annabel's authentic, hand strained

Any creative problem solving?

Any information they want.

Anything.

Anyway, I became really motivated once I got out

April kept pulling it. So the fire department disconnected it.

April Ludgate Dwyer.

April, you looked at one horrifying job.

April, you're the exact opposite

Are you bummed, Tom?

Are you crazy? You can't do that

Are you here to give me the Woman of the Year award?

As a minority owner, it'll strengthen Gryzzl's bid.

As luck would have it... One second.

As many as I need to to solve this mystery

As you know if you've read the book,

At a ridiculous science fiction scenario

At her request, the party's theme

Aw, damn. I was secretly hoping

Babe, you are killing it!

Baby tsst tsst you smell good.

Be a man and get your house in order.

Because every day you come home and you're just, like,

Because if not I brought my own

Because my first book was such a smash,

Because the two of you make a good team.

Because you are drunk and hungover

Before I say good bye, let's review our checklist

Ben is gonna be running my campaign

Ben Wyatt

Bill Haggerty from the Pawnee Historical Society.

Both of you. Come on

Burt Macklin.

But as soon as they get back, I'll get into it.

But first, Leslie Knope, my wife...

But I don't want to wake up my godchild

But it was pretty easy to figure out what had happened.

But it's illegal

But it's not a job I take lightly

But now I'm on the other side

But Ron is not allowed to eat them

But the last three years, she's gone off the deep end

But then, we checked thousands of emails and texts

But this isn't Ice Town.

But you do realize I gave you this picture six hours ago.

But you never do know though, right?

But your offer was too good to pass up. So I didn't try to stop her

But, enough about me

Butts, that's it. I'll streak across the stage.

Bye, kids!

Bye.

Call in every favor that we have.

Can sign the document separately

Can't I just sign up?

Can't we just say it was there?

Care to explain?

Check this out.

Chop chop! Time to get baking

Come on, Garry, you're the mayor now

Come on, Ron.

Come on.

Craig changed everything.

Daddy ate a squirrel

December 18, 2015.

Diane and I are especially proud because Ivy was just accepted

Did you let me have it?

Did you use an egg donor

Different Selena Gomez.

Disperse!

Do you wanna try it?

Do you want to eat at my restaurant for free?

Don't be a stranger

Don't call me "man."

Don't care.

Don't worry, okay?

Donna is going to take some of the money

Donna, what do I do?

Enjoy your new job, Judas.

Ethel Beavers, we need this filed, please

Even JJ's Diner is disappearing

Everybody, who wants to get it on?

Everybody's really mean

Everyone is fun

Everything was perfect. You are a miracle worker.

Exactly

Excuse me, Judge Perd?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hi.

February 2016 I think you're gonna really enjoy

Film the whole thing

Fitting, really

For a janitor at the TV station.

For example, we couldn't get a bottle

For once in your life, do something right.

For the federal government

Fountains.

Freedom of Information Act request.

Fresh.

Fwar, Dips, Winshares, Gritt, Babip,

Garry Knox Bennett, designer of the notorious

Give me a chance to prove to you how great this could be.

Give me the job!

God, I'm gonna miss you

Good morning, Leslie

Good talk

Good talk.

Great

Gregory Strong

Gryzzl has billions of dollars. There's no way I beat them

Guys, where's the old shoe shine stand from upstairs?

Guys?

Hang on.

Hang on.

Hartwell's biggest weakness is the economy,

Have your back.

He does all the work, and I get 10% just for showing up

He is a monster. Monsters do not have souls.

He is going to lose. His. Mind.

He then became a bureaucratic assistant

He was.

He's eating his own sushi!

He's kind, he's intelligent

Head coach of the Chicago Bulls

Hello, April. Larry.

Hello, Carpenter Ron.

Hello. Ron!

Here's my idea

Hey

Hey, babe. I got to go to Washington. Can you pick up the kids?

Hey, I got a quick fix for that

Hey, Jen, I didn't know you were here.

Hey, status report?

Hey, thanks so much for coming, guys

Hey!

Hey! Hey, we're trapped in here! Hey!

Hey.

Hi, I'm Zack. Harrison

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm. You should add "telling people what to do"

Honestly, Leslie, it's fine.

Hopefully there's a pit in Washington, D.C

How can you tell?

How did I miss this?

How did you get that?

How long are you two gonna go on like this?

How much did that haircut cost?

How you stood by me through all my failures and I stood by you

How's everything here?

Hunting lodge was recently discovered

Hut!

I act as my own wife.

I am Mr. Meagle, but we're divorced.

I am not a spy,

I am sorry if I caused a problem.

I am.

I asked everyone in the Parks Department to choose one song.

I can't even imagine how hard that must have been for you.

I can't say those words. You don't have to.

I choose "sit here