Devious Maids - Season 2 Edit

A and I don't care if he was a jerk

A bargain?

A big red one.

A break?

A deal's a deal.

A friend of mine who works there

A job with Spence or Rosie's friendship?

A judge won't let you go to Europe,

A little bit cross with you, Nicholas.

A little glamour for your showcase.

A little.

A live in maid getting drunk with her employer?

A maid can be bitchy, but she's still got to clean up.

A man died!

A middle aged man has a work crush.

A motel?

A neighborhood watch.

A promise to not discuss Dahlia

A sexy maid, perhaps?

A signed copy of an ideal husband, very clever.

A small fire. She'll be right back.

A surly sister who I pay to clean,

A worm that paid for a platinum setting.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Miss Lucinda!

Aah. Let's go!

About 20 years.

About how hard it is to get in.

About the car that ran him down.

About you being all alone in the house with Opal.

Absolutely

Absolutely gorgeous!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Tony, you'll see her to the door?

According to the date on the clipping,

Actually, I can't tonight.

Actually, I I'm sort of hungry.

Actually, I thought you could bring the juice to us.

Actually, I was wondering if...

Actually, I'm a chef.

Actually, I've been offered a unique business opportunity,

Actually...

Adrian and I have been

Adrian and I hired you to scrub our toilets,

Adrian gave it to me while we were cruising down the Amazon.

Adrian is convinced the gunmen will come back,

Adrian is convinced the gunmen will come back.

Adrian is having a normal emotional reaction

Adrian is not "freaking out."

Adrian, open this door!

Adrian!

Adrian!

Adrian?

Adrian.

Adrian.

Adrian...

Adrian... Dr. Welch cares enough to listen.

Afraid I have some bad news. Um..

Afraid you might make another confession?

After all the years with Pablo, it must've been so different.

After all these years...

After all, you're like a sister to me...

After I got my master's, I lived in New York.

After I'm done, would you like to call a lawyer?

Again.

Ah, geez.

Ah, in that case... try the serranos.

Ah!

Ah! I'm so happy for you!

Ah! Someone has good news.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Thank you for coming in, Ms. Falta.

Ah. That's not necessary.

Ahh. How deceptively simple.

Alejandro and I are so happy

Alejandro believed in me, Odessa.

Alejandro can treat me like the help.

Alejandro was a... Wonderful man.

Alejandro was gonna get my career started.

Alejandro was my mentor.

Alejandro, he left most of his money to charity.

Alejandro, say something.

Alejandro, this is for you.

Alejandro!

Alejandro. It's 6:00 in the morning!

All completely concealable.

All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.

All I see when I look at you is a confused little boy

All I see when I look at you is a wonderful man.

All I want to know is, who was it with?

All in good fun, my friend.

All right, first thing tomorrow,

All right, how many camera are?

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All that matters to me is that you're okay.

All the more reason to use a few tricks of the trade.

All the time.

All these years, I blamed you for Barrett's death.

All this time, I I thought you just didn't want to see me.

All those months in detention, I thought about you.

All those years for the Peruvian ambassador.

All women lie about their age, and real friends back them up.

Allow me

Almost as much as he loves and needs you.

Almost.

Almost.

Alone... Just the two of you.

Also, I hate doing dishes.

Although the couple issued a statement

Although, now that you bring it up...

Although...

Always making us jump through your hoops.

Am I making you a frittata?

Am I right?

Amazing story, gang. Back to you in the studio.

Ambrosia?

An opportunity might present itself.

An opportunity might present itself.

And a fabulous show biz party is just what the doctor ordered.

And a good kisser.

And a wonderful history.

And after 20 years of marriage, I mean,

And another thing about last night...

And at some point, Dahlia began to realize

And besides, they have to report gunshot wounds.

And book a church...

And Carter isn't returning any of my phone calls.

And daddy was so devastated,

And Dahlia wanted to come tell you

And do you love me?

And don't be asking for a snack.

And Ethan's still in my will.

And even though Alejandro was very famous,

And everyone at this party's starting to notice.

And everything in it.

And fix you some warm milk.

And for the life of me,

And for what it's worth,

And from the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry.

And funny.

And Genevieve can be silly and self absorbed,

And get a prenup.

And get him to tell you the truth.

And give to the poor. It sounded so simple.

And given us a a chance to apologize.

And got a room facing the pool.

And handsome, too.

And he asked me to marry him.

And he asked me to move to Spain with him.

And he comes back

And he didn't mean it as a compliment.

And he dressed better than any man I'd ever met...

And he flew in all the way from Los Angeles just to see me.

And he is also the most fascinating man I have ever known.

And he might have killed Dahlia.

And he misunderstood.

And he probably never will be.

And he promised he wouldn't tell anyone.

And he refused to negotiate.

And he said, "I can't. She's my daughter."

And he stabbed you?

And he wants to reconcile, and, for a lot of reasons...

And he will defend me to the death

And he'd come back to you.

And he's not responding to our treatments.

And he's working his ass off to save people's lives.

And her drawer of many secrets?

And how did he get stabbed?

And how long have you been living there?

And I added words of my own.

And I also thought if you two got married,

And I always ask you to stop.

And I can smell your breath, so we're even.

And I can't imagine why

And I can't keep worrying about Spence.

And I could tell you're not a gold digger.

And I didn't want to do it over the phone.

And I do not believe that you could be that callous

And I don't break my promises to you.

And I don't know how,

And I don't know if you realize this,

And I don't mean to offend you.

And I don't want that to happen again.

And I don't want that to happen again.

And I have no idea what she looks like.

And I have yet to meet the pepper that I can't handle.

And I have...

And I like you.

And I look forward to protecting you and your husband.

And I look forward to protecting you and your husband.

And I love a steady paycheck. Goodbye.

And I need someone to talk to about it.

And I need to be with her.

And I promise to eat healthy.

And I reflexively struck her.

And I said, "what about my career?"

And I saw her put it in her purse.

And I saw you make Alejandro an omelet last week

And I shouldn't have gotten angry.

And I still want that so very much.

And I sucked.

And I think he's made a new friend,

And I think if I ever told her how I really felt...

And I think if I ever told her how I really felt...

And I think it's in her best interest that she go home.

And I thought maybe if you weren't doing anything...

And I took my eyes off the road for one second.

And I was invited to sing.

And I was just talking to Mrs. Delatour yesterday

And I went through the same thing last year.

And I will always be in his debt

And I will be merciless in victory.

And I will end up as angry and hate filled as she is.

And I will get you fired from this job.

And I will if it's not good for my son to be here.

And I will take wonderful care of your family.

And I will win.

And I wouldn't have cared.

And I... I still grieve for her.

And I'd like to spare her the embarrassment

And I'll tell them what you're up to.

And I'm 5 years old again and helpless.

And I'm glad she did.

And I'm gonna be a star.

And I'm guessing she confided in you.

And I'm in no rush to try your...

And I'm just happy to know you'll be on mine.

And I'm not going to tell them you stitched him up.

And I'm not sure how I feel about that.

And I'm sleeping in the guest room tonight.

And I'm sorry I hurt you.

And I'm starting to get worried.

And I'm Tony Bishara,

And if Carmen thinks you need help, then...

And if did kill his wife, you'll need something sharp.

And if he orders water, put vodka in it.

And if I desert him now in his hour of need,

And if I politely ask a maid to clean out a closet,

And if she doesn't start to behave,

And if you ever pull a stunt like this again,

And if you feel like saying a bad word...

And if you had talked to Rosie before you took the job,

And if you had told me the truth, trusted me...

And in response, Miguel called her...

And it cost me a year of my life.

And it frightens me,

And it frightens me,

And it makes me think, when is my dream gonna come true?

And it will be magical.

And it would be easier to clean.

And It's nice to know how do you feel about me.

And it's not because Pablo is standing 10 feet away

And it's silly to be jealous of me

And just so we're clear, I didn't do it for you.

And just so you know, I'm gonna ask you out next week,

And just what am I up to?

And lecherous and profane,

And looked at me with desire in his eyes,

And maple park has 24 hour medical care.

And me moving in.

And men have needs.

And Mr. Powell says I can stay in your apartment while I'm there.

And my breasts are real, and I love my stepchildren.

And my claws behind my back.

And my stew looks so good.

And neither do we.

And neither will Nicholas.

And no one... is going to take her from me.

And now Carmen Luna

And now Carmen Luna

And now he's saving my life.

And now his family has arrived for the funeral.

And now I have to walk on eggshells in my own home?

And now Mr. Kenneth is in the hospital

And now that I'm not working,

And now that she's decided to be with Javier,

And now you're being adorable. Stop it!

And now you're with a man worth twice what we are.

And now... he's gone.

And Pablo and I went to help her,

And please tell Mr. Westmore I'm really sorry.

And pools have needs.

And punish you.

And Reggie threw away all of my documents.

And scoop the leaves until there's none left.

And she can't afford to maintain it, so it's gonna be sold.

And she is desperately in need of a strong man like you.

And she is desperately in need of a strong man like you.

And she just shoved that ratty old fur into my hands

And she started acting all crazy.

And she suggested you try this organic herbal tea.

And she was right there.

And she won't leave that house until you come home.

And she won't say where it came from.

And she's already assaulting me with profanity.

And she's had chlamydia twice

And so do you.

And so, one uneventful afternoon,

And someday, though he doesn't know it yet,

And taking Tucker with me.

And teaches you how to behave and makes you feel safe.

And tell me all about the stars you met and what they wore.

And tell me to go to hell

And tell them the truth.

And terrified.

And thanks again.

And that doesn't seem right.

And that he was dead. And we were devastated.

And that is weakness.

And that is weakness.

And that means you can't tell me what to do.

And that means you're depressed.

And that piece of crap doesn't even come close.

And that sweet little boy of hers.

And that upsets you? No!

And that you write music when you should be working,

And that's gonna be harder to do

And that's why we have so much fun.

And the artist are legally joined."

And the company.

And the people in that car never even stopped

And the timing really couldn't be worse,

And then he said, "fashion isn't important

And then his wife.

And then I cracked a bottle over his head.

And then I'll be off to the airport.

And then it hit me...

And then one day,

And then one day, you wake up

And then she screams, "this isn't your house!"

And then she threw herself off a bridge.

And then she'd fire me.

And then they will talk about you.

And then we had this idea to steal from the rich

And then you can stop protecting him.

And then you said you were very sorry.

And then you showed up and ruined it all.

And then, coming back, this funny thing happened.

And then, one night...

And then, to hurt me,

And then, you spend the rest of your life

And there could be a simple explanation for all of this.

And there's a closet around the corner.

And there's lots I want to accomplish.

And there's no indication of improvement.

And there's so much blood

And they still come through for you.

And they're always dry.

And they're not going to.

And this cloth.

And this is heavy

And this is his grandson, Miguel.

And this is my date, Helen.

And this is not about him.

And this kitchen is always spotless.

And this time, I'm considering it.

And this time, we won't be talking.

And threatened by my ageless beauty.

And threatened to fire me if I failed to comply.

And to risk a friendship over a job I despise,

And Tony will be living here?

And totally unexpected.

And tubes sticking out of his arms.

And up next, we have an amazing gal.

And vacations.

And we both deserve to be happy.

And we both know I'm not 46 anymore.

And we broke up.

And we couldn't bring your little boy back.

And we discussed our lives, and that's it.

And we don't need tears anymore.

And we need to talk.

And we should. It's your day.

And we still didn't want to come home.

And we were gonna live a long fake life together, okay?

And we were just catching up.

And we will continue to have a great time.

And we... Went pretty late.

And we'll be able to have nice, long talks.

And we'll pick up our chess game tomorrow, okay?

And we're sick of it!

And welcome to the stage Miss Carmen Luna.

And welcome to the stage Miss Carmen Luna.

And what did he say?

And when Didi heard her yelling at you,

And when she gets back from her business trip,

And when she's difficult and insults you,

And when was the last time you did something nice for him?

And when we discover that we've been fools...

And when we get settled in D.C.,

And where exactly am I supposed to find this guy?

And where exactly am I supposed to find this guy?

And while I'm doing my internship in New York,

And while we're stopped, um, can we talk about tempo?

And who would do these patrols?

And with everybody gone, he can get away with it.

And with that body of his,

And with that power of attorney,

And yet I seem so nice in my films.

And you are so sweet for going along with this.

And you are?

And you are?

And you are?

And you can also call her Ambrosia.

And you can tell me all about your day?

And you can tell me everything?

And you didn't know what to say to us.

And you didn't read anything else?

And you feel an hour isn't long enough?

And you have a daughter with Pablo

And you know it.

And you know who it should be?

And you make me feel good about myself.

And you realize it's too late to make your dreams come true.

And you should keep that in mind, too.

And you still seem so fragile.

And you tell that manipulative witch

And you think handsome, successful men

And you told her you wanted to go to Brown?

And you wear things like... That.

And you were... blown away?

And you will deserve it

And you will tell me crazy stories about your boss

And you'd be willing to help me with this?

And you'll be the cause of gun violence.

And you'll lose.

And you'll lose.

And you're gonna give that woman the respect and dignity

And you're half naked.

And you're not angry about Tanya's coat, either.

And you're still gonna pay me?

And you're the ungrateful daughter

And your dad changed his mind about giving her his kidney.

And your solution is to shoot her?

And your suspicions?

And, Delmi, don't worry about the language barrier.

And, of course, we'll always keep you updated

And, Ty... Don't pull this again.

And, uh, we'll search over there.

And, yeah, that whole time,

And... action!

And... I didn't know who else to call.

And... I think it would be wise to arrest him.

Any chance you could cover up while we're talking?

Any way you serve them.

Anybody?!

Anybody?!

Anything else, Mrs. Powell?

Anything else?

Anything I can help you with?

Anything you want to say to me?

Anything you want.

Anyway, I decided to give your recipe for chilaquiles a try,

Anyway, I think you should go back to Opal and apologize.

Anyway, look.

Anyway, that's when we broke up.

Anyway, when you're done with those,

Anyway...

Apparently, he has a little crush on you.

Are calling it quits.

Are there any pictures of Dahlia around?

Are they?

Are we done lying to each other now?

Are we right?

Are we sure all of this is necessary?

Are you allowed to do that?

Are you as excited about the wedding as we are?

Are you asking if I have insomnia?

Are you baking a cake?

Are you crazy? The cops are gonna be here any minute.

Are you done performing?

Are you going to ask me out?

Are you going to tell your wife what you've learned?

Are you going?

Are you gonna confront her, too?

Are you gonna see Rosie this week?

Are you gonna tattle on me?

Are you gonna tell Lucinda?

Are you hungry? I got mints in my purse.

Are you hurt?

Are you insane?!

Are you listening to me? You're fired.

Are you making me breakfast or not?

Are you Natasha Jones?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready for the amazing news?

Are you ready?

Are you saying that Opal's a lesbian?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you suggesting that Nick and Opal had an affair?

Are you suggesting that Opal and Nicholas had an affair?

Are you sure you don't want

Are you sure you're not angry?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Have there been studies?

Are you sure? Not even one special lady?

Are you taking a trip?

Are you telling me how to talk?

Are you the one that ran him over?

Are you trying to get us arrested?

Are you worried that it's still going on?

Are, you know, slim to none.

Aren't you going inside?

Aren't you gonna defend yourself?

Aren't you scared?

Argentinean.

Armor alert had a car three blocks away

As a matter of fact, I do.

As a matter of fact, uh, I can't see you again.

As a matter of fact, yeah.

As a souvenir.

As far as I can tell, he's exactly the same.

As long as you promise me... No more secrets

As much as I'd like to be with you

As soon as possible.

As soon as possible.

As well you should be.

At first, I thought you were this macho jerk

Aw, come on.

Aw, I don't believe that for a second.

Aww. That's too bad.

Ay, why do you make me stand up?

B but, Valentina, I...

Baby, I won't let that happen.

Back off, bitch!

Barret was hit by a car that sped away

Be a dear and put these in that crystal vase.

Beautiful.

Because he said bad words... Words he learned from you.

Because he's a male prostitute?

Because he's so evil, but Tony kept him alive.

Because I also plan on moving to Europe

Because I could be wrong.

Because I didn't want you to worry.

Because I don't know anything about him.

Because I don't want you to end up like me!

Because I feel guilty.

Because I knew it was pointless falling in love with you.

Because I know you're not really angry with me.

Because I love my wife.

Because I need you to be okay.

Because I thought she had your best interests at heart.

Because I will have the dearest, craziest friend

Because I... don't want to wear clothes for a living.

Because I'll be there to protect you.

Because I'm not letting you stay in this dump one more minute.

Because I'm not Pablo or Valentina.

Because I'm not sure you'd like them.

Because if we don't, we cry and ruin our makeup.

Because if we don't...

Because it still won't be what I want to do with my life.

Because it's already filled...

Because Nick saw her push Dahlia off the bridge.

Because of a "mysterious" fall.

Because of last night?

Because she's back with her friends and family,

Because sleeping beauty sure seems like he's over you.

Because Spence loves you with all his heart.

Because there's one thing that I cannot tolerate...

Because there's one thing that I cannot tolerate...

Because we are doing some serious celebrating.

Because we were celebrating Barrett's birthday.

Because you need to protect yourself!

Because you should be doing what you love.

Because you're going to answer some questions for me.

Because you're going to rehab.

Because you're only 19, and they're dangerous.

Because you're too cowardly to stop them.

Because..

Because...

Because...

Because... and I'm getting more comfortable with this...

Because... I can't have who I really want.

Been 15 years since he died. Have you forgiven me yet?

Been 15 years since you called. Why?

Been falsely imprisoned.

Been like that since she was 3. Wasn't cute then, either.

Before he got away."

Before I go into surgery tomorrow,

Before we get into your reason for this unexpected visit,

Before we pencil anything in, let me get your coat.

Before you made the stew?

Before your luncheon tomorrow.

Before your Uncle gets home.

Being hooked up to an I.V. While Mr. "I went to Juilliard"

Being hooked up to an I.V. While Mr. "I went to Juilliard"

Believe me when I say...

Besides me?

Besides, why would I need chablis...

Best assisted living center in the country.

Best beef bourguignon I've had in years.

Better.

Beverly Hills is under attack.

Beverly Hills is under attack.

Bill says he's a lost cause.

Bitching about life and how unfair it is,

Breathtaking.

Bruno offered her an internship in Manhattan this summer.

Buckets.

Buenos días, tia Renata.

Bull!

But a sister nonetheless.

But after the show, come back and tell me how you did.

But asking me to quit my job...

But at some point, we have to accept the fact

But because I believe in your talent.

But can I at least have a hug?

But clearly, that won't work with Evelyn and I.

But don't you want to see people enjoying your words?

But English is not my first language.

But Evelyn wouldn't press charges.

But every once in a while, I need to have a good time.

But every once in a while, I need to have a good time.

But every time I try to tell her how I feel, she attacks me,

But everything that I have done...

But he continues to let her live here. Why?

But he is your ex.

But he knew all the right buttons to push.

But he promised!

But he said to get rid of them entirely.

But he was attentive and caring

But he was threatening to leave you with nothing.

But he wouldn't let me.

But he's always in the house.

But he's dead.

But he's gone by half a dozen different aliases.

But he's gonna be all right after the surgery?

But he's gonna need you out by Friday.

But he's not strong enough for that.

But he's not sure.

But he's two months behind.

But how can I do that if music is all I care about?

But how?

But I am finding a way to ease the pain.

But I applied for asylum, and so I got to stay.

But I can get myself together.

But I can tell you what to do.

But I can't be selfish. The U.S. economy needs me.

But I can't betray secrets.

But I can't date Mr. Reggie.

But I can't leave the spa.

But I couldn't because of my career.

But I depend on her in ways you can't even imagine.

But I didn't know what else to do.

But I do expect you to get them back.

But I do worry.

But I do. That's my problem.

But I don't know how you work

But I got something to cheer you up.

But I guess we have to wait a few more weeks.

But I have a lot of writing to do.

But I haven't been able to get back in the studio.

But I implore you to proceed carefully.

But I love going through people's stuff.

But I need to be with you.

But I need you to say the words

But I probably won't be eating ever again.

But I really don't know anything about clothes.

But I refuse to freak out about stuff like this.

But I remember watching everyone in their fancy clothes and...

But I think he can.

But I think it's too expensive.

But I thought you deserved to know.

But I want a career so much, sometimes I do terrible things.

But I won't help you become a drunk.

But I won't tell the police what you've done.

But I'll pick you up for Rosie's wedding tomorrow?

But I'm afraid now's not a good time.

But I'm getting out just in case.

But I'm going to get you out of here.

But I'm not some houseguest.

But I'm so glad you did.

But I'm still so angry

But I'm sure he's gonna be there very soon.

But I'm tired of carrying around your secrets.

But I'm... I'm not in the mood to joke around.

But if it was in the pot, wouldn't we all be sick?

But if Mrs. Powell finds that it's missing,

But if something goes wrong,

But if we don't hire a maid,

But if you keep your ears open,

But if you mean that...

But if you need a reference...

But if you need the room, I can...

But if you're not on the list...

But in the middle of our fight, she just left.

But instead, you gave a deadly weapon to a man...

But is he doing this for me?

But it could keep your husband from freaking out.

But it does make sense when you think about it.

But it has to be an original song in English.

But it makes sense.

But it paid the bills.

But it was nice to have competition for a change.

But it was nice to hear.

But it's 11:00. Don't you want to go home?

But it's not fair.

But it's not like anything's going to happen.

But it's time for your barley soup.

But it's time to start facing reality.

But Javier wrote a book about French pastry.

But just because he's conscious

But just in case, I need you to know

But just know Tanya's breasts are fake

But Lance is in a coma.

But long distance relationships are so hard.

But most ladies avert their eyes.

But Mrs. Powell...

But my patience has officially expired.

But my therapist thinks I'm making great progress here.

But no more, old man.

But no more.

But no.

But now I've got it back.

But Opal said that I needed your permission.

But Pablo and I have over 20 years of marriage together,

But Renata needs help planning the funeral.

But sad for my pool.

But saying goodbye to that dear, sweet man?

But seeing him last night

But she asked weeks ago.

But she can't confirm that because she committed suicide.

But she knows what you're up to,

But she said it was better for everyone if I didn't know,

But she said it was better for everyone if I didn't know.

But she scared Kenny to death, and he didn't do anything.

But she will keep on torturing me,

But she's still in New York.

But still...