Definitely, Maybe (2008) Soundboard Edit

All right. All right.

Although, Mr

And he runs into his ex girlfriend, Caroline Hopper

And I have absolutely no scruples.

And if I didn't write this, somebody else would

And somewhere along the way, Jane Eyre got lost

And then I'd be coming up with strategy, and before long...

And then you're gonna sweep me off my feet and we all know where that's going.

And they're talking, they're looking at each other,

And thrusts it into a woman's vagina...

And today, I have found the absolute perfect song.

Before e mails and cell phones and reality television shows,

Believe it or not, I've been meaning to call you

Besides being incredibly hot, they have no problem with casual sex,

Bitches, they can kiss my...

But feel free to call me the bagel and coffee guy.

But instead, he looks up,

But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you

But maybe you should go out there and, you know, get some help.

Check that they have legal representation, okay?

Cool

Definitely having sex with the roommate.

Do you know what you want yet?

Don't tell me you're just another yuppie puppy in an Armani suit.

Emily!

Emily? Come to New York.

Everyone knows that the girlfriend

Four weeks from now, voters of New York State

Go catch up to your mom, okay? All right, bye

God

Good evening

Had a cell phone

He died three weeks later in a car accident.

Hello. I hope this is the right number. It sounds like you

Hold on. No more coffee, bagels?

Hold, please.

How glad the many millions

I can't believe she turned out to be such a...

I feel horrible about taking the...

I got you!

I guess it's the love. More of the love. Yeah, that's what I'm about.

I just...

I love you, William Hayes.

I mean, you're too smart to be making Xeroxes

I thought I lost you.

I want to talk to you about your birthday. Call me.

I'm ready.

If you hand this in, we won't survive it.

It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is

It's the new guy.

Marijuana use should be legalized?

Maybe it's the tap water here.

Most because of broken hearts.

No, it's perfect. It's absolutely...

No, no, no, he wasn't a draft dodger.

No, no, no, no, no, no, don't mention grassroots

No. Game over. It's time for bed.

Nothing

Of how me and your mother met

Oh, my God. You're doing it in front of a room full of strangers?

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, these are the ones I found that have inscriptions

Oh.

Okay, then why aren't you out there, you know, enjoying yourself?

Or Todd in Accounting calls me Crystal, which I'm pretty sure is a girl's name

Remember him? So if I was you,

See if we can use the Internet connection and find a printer

She was on my exchange program at Cambridge,

So are you.

So I can get a hold of you wherever, whenever, for whatever.

So now she's stupid and ugly and boring?

So you're saying it's not who, but it's when.

Speaking.

Stop pulling on me! I am trying to get to the bottom of something!

Stop saying "penis" and "thrust." Just say "tinkle part" or "wee wee."

Thanks.

That he had a very big, incredibly embarrassing dream.

That sometimes corny is exactly what this country needs

That's absolutely not true

That's true. That's very true

The accident was that Sammy's mom got pregnant

The other perfect song.

The thing is..

The truth is, I loved him.

There you go! Isn't that better?

There's someone here I want you to meet.

They actually got a friend an early parole.

They're an old flame of mine,

This is gonna sound bad.

To get Summer here to write an article about your man Robredo?

To work on a campaign that I believed in with all of my heart

Two, one!

Uh...

Wait!

Wake up to a new America

Wall Street

Well, I'm sick of all of the deceit, and I'm sick of all of the lies

What are all these?

What do you mean?

What?

What?

What's stopping you?

Who is it? Will Hayes. I called earlier

Who's that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, guys, guys, guys, hey!

Why do I have to have an opinion about everything anyway?

Will Hayes?

Will you come? Please?

Will?

Wow

Yeah

Yeah, I do

Yeah, I'm gonna go head over..

Yeah, sure

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come with me

You can take me to this party I have to go to,

You had your chance, pal

You kiss ass to some fancy uptown law firm.

You look beautiful

You ready? Yeah.

You understand?

You were about the closest I ever got.

You wore down my resistance

You'd run away from a word like that.

You'll love it here. It's the energy, the people. It's amazing

You're gonna be just fine, Mr

You're killing me.

You're not gonna believe this, but there's a hailstorm in Chicago

"Memory," not "enemy." I know, I know, I know.

Come on, come on! Hey, what's going on?

Deal? Yeah.

Feels like years

Good

Good morning, Will. Hey, Sarah.

Hey. Hey, is that the toilet paper guy?

Hey. What are you doing up? Mr. McCormack.

How many copies? Ten. Please

How you been? Good

I believe you. This has been really interesting.

I want you to come. Oh, boy.

I'm a very needy person

I'm gonna go listen to the Professor. Sure.

I've been meaning to call you back. Liar

If you want to wait, she'll be home soon. I'd love to.

Is that Emily? Is that Emily?

Is this what you're wearing? What?

It's my birthday today. Happy birthday

Look at that. Look at it

Look. I know love isn't a fairytale. Really?

Of course not. Then what's the problem?

One, two, three... One, two, three...

Really? Yep

Still smoking? I quit.

That's what Daddy likes. That's just nasty

There's the desk. Look at that. Yeah.

Well, what are you gonna do? What am I gonna do?

What are we doing here? I just got to pick something up.

What do you got in there? I don't know. Are you Summer's father?

What do you say? Like a date?

What if I don't like who my mom is? Of course you'll like who your mom is

which is good news, right? Could be

Yeah

Yeah, I am. Great

Yeah, I am. What's wrong with that? No, nothing. I think it shows confidence

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, you did. I did

Yes. Yes

You do? Yeah

You look great. Thank you. You, too

You should've got on your knee! Just shut up!

"'The thoughts, the hopes the dreams, the pleasures

"and embarrassed by it all, always waiting to see what I will do."

"and grubbed up by the dribble of pop culture,

"because it's your birthday and you have no plans" dinner

"Emily is sweet

"poisoned by lazy obscenity..

"The 250 million sperm are ejaculated

"The boys' dorm is across the quad, their windows visible from ours.

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