Sex and the City - Season 3 Edit

A 13 year old girl just bought us a $200 bottle of Dom Perignon?

A 34 year old guy with no money and no place to live

A baby would've been a quick fix for something that can't be fixed.

A bad kisser is a non negotiable.

A big orphanage where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong

A brief affair I'll write about to my grandchildren.

A copy of the MacDougal house rules.

A couple of nights later, and no closer to a solution, I had a date with Bill.

A desperate woman.

A determined and patient charlotte tried to teach Bad hoW to kiss good.

A disconnect!

A doctor from family money

A few are even called romantics.

A few days later, Charlotte came home to her old apartment.

A few days later, still hearing no word from Dennis about her date

A few weeks later, I got something in the mail from Women In The Arts.

A frosted martini glass would make that more appetizing.

A girly girl would want her boyfriend to move in.

A healthcare package and a baby from her local sperm bank?

A hole.

A little later, freshly showered and freaked out,

A lot higher?

A lot of people do prenups.

A Manhattan legend straight, single, and sexually very active.

A mixed drink.

A non food related question. what,s going on between you and chivon?

A perk of being a minor celebrity

A prince in disguise.

A really good man.

A saxophone played "When A Man Loves A Woman".

A slow one, yes.

A special hybrid of American Beauty.

A special lady needs a special home.

A time when I, like Jenny Brier, had to stand up and say to the world,

A Times Square bar that specialized in real drinks and virtual reality.

A trip to the playboy mansion.

A visit to the playboy mansion and the playmate pool party.

A week later, Miranda's man moved into her place.

A week of fantasising sex with the sandwich man had gotten to Miranda.

A what? What am I?

A woman on my block won,t pick up after her poodle.

A year too late.

About ending a relationship

About what?

Absolutely. Not a cloud in sight.

Across town, Charlotte was getting a message of her own.

Across town, I was still wide awake.

Across town, Miranda met her karmic treasure for dinner.

Across town, Samantha decided the wise thing to do was

Across town, Samantha felt as though she might cry as well.

Actual time three weeks.

Actually we're not sure where. Suffice to say it happened quickly.

Actually, it was a silence and a half.

Actually, no. It's the bald guy, with the great sense of humor.

Actually...

Actually... what you said the other night kind of bothered me.

Adeena has her issues, but you didn,t have to insult her food.

Adeena williams Was my neWspaper,s former food editor.

Adeena!

After a browse on the healthysperm. com web page,

After a certain age and a certain number of relationships,

After a few half baked attempts at a sex life, Trey seemed to give up.

After a few half baked attempts at a sex life, Trey seemed to give up.

After a sordid affair with my ex boyfriend,

After a week full of Aidan and no cigarettes,

After a week of self imposed seclusion,

After a week of the same routine,

After a week, I made an appointment with the city's waxer to the stars

After all, day old bread needed to stick together.

After careful consideration, I've decided that I'm getting married.

After Charlotte's night of love, she called the one person she knew

After firing her last two publicists,

After four dates with the furniture designer,

After I left the meeting I took a wrong turn

After many days of golf, Charlotte's handicap had gone down twelve.

After meeting her new client, Samantha met us

After more than a decade of domestic independence,

After she hung up, Miranda couldn't get the giggle out of her head.

After ten years, I made partner two months ago.

After the contest, I began to realize that staten Island

After the sun went down, the party really started heating up.

After two days of not hearing from Aidan,

Again I'm sorry, but this relationship cannot just sail on like it is: perfect.

Aidan and I had been seeing each other for three weeks when...

Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet.

Aidan, I slept with my ex boyfriend.

Aidan.

Aidan. I might have to tell him about Big.

Alcohol is often included.

Alexander Lemly, the investment banker I met at an art show.

Alicia.

All around my mouth.

All done. Beautiful. You look.

All I could think about was that I was a cheater.

All it takes is stick on sideburns and a sock in your pants.

All over my body.

All right then. Glad you solved that.

All right, fine, but I better be on the guest list.

All right, hot shot. shoW me What you got.

All right, I'm terrified.

All right. Give me your leg.

All right. Here I come

All right. If it's what you want.

All right. We can try and see this as a positive thing.

All righty then.

All righty, I'm bringing it into the harbor.

All righty, then. Let's eat, drink, and be married.

All righty.

All righty.

All righty.

All righty.

All righty.

All the great places in LA and we're at the saddle Ranch Chop House?

All the kids are going bi.

All the men we sleep with fulfill a certain fantasy.

All the right things said at all the wrong times.

All the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe. Easy?

All these men are right outside your door.

All this time, she thought the problem was her.

All we did was eat chinese and watch "zorro".

All, but all of charlotte.

Allow me to get right to the point.

Along with dinner, the wine

Also, I'm smoking again. I'm smoking and sleeping with Big.

Although samantha had been in the club scene for years,

Although, I'm really not sure how comfortable I'd be with that either.

Am I right?

Am I talking to you? No. come on...

Amazing what days of a cough syrup and Fanta diet will do for the appetite.

An astronaut, the head of an Internet company, a stay at home mom.

An ear, nose and throat man that Samantha met...

An hour and a half, two wheat grass shots

An hour and a half.

An hour later it was on to dessert.

An hour later, I had almost got it straight.

An hour later, Sean was in my bed.

And 12 minutes of "Front Line".

And a black marker to write down emergency numbers?

And a break up with my current one,

And a break up with my current one,

And a coffee table full of fashion magazines, When...

And a discussion about sex became a question of politics.

And a drunk husband.

And a ginger melon smoothie later,

And a long Walk turns into the beginning of cold turkey rehab.

And a new admirer.

And across the street was a beautiful girl, which one...

And after your laser surgery on saturday

And also, for the record... I can,t stop thinking about you.

And apparently, they can all be delivered to your door.

And as for me, I couldn't wait.

And at 3:00 am Miranda was getting nothing but aggravated.

And at the exact same moment across town,

And ate beans out of a can.

And Ben Affleck's.

And boom bright lights, date city.

And celebrity hangers on.

And chair committees, and write thank you notes.

And charlotte wanted to keep her head from exploding

And cry themselves to sleep in a clean, safe environment.

And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy?

And did a spin on Jackie Kennedy.

And did her law degree and became a successful lawyer.

And discovered that tension release could be a turn on.

And don't bother returning this call either.

And DvD of "An Affair To Remember" that we're watching later, drunk.

And end it without anyone being the wiser.

And for samantha Jones, that Was the deal breaker.

And for the first time in her life, she sawthings clearly.

And for the first time, she really didn't like it.

And four cold and slightly cranky single women.

And give him the great first time experience that I never had.

And he was doing his best to be the strong, silent type.

And he was too embarrassed to tell you.

And he wouldn't have slept with a stewardess.

And he's against large corporations wasting your tax dollars.

And he's using a baby as a Band Aid for everything that's wrong with us.

And hear an artist he Was thinking of signing.

And her general fabulousness.

And his boyfriend.

And howwill this help you meet your mate?

And I can't cook.

And I can't feel bad about that.

And I can't wait any longer.

And I could dribble warm tea on you. That might feel good.

And I have missed you. You have no idea.

And I haven't had coffee yet.

And I hoped they were happy.

And I like it When you slowly open your mouth...

And I really missed you guys.

And I said, ... I never did anything like that before....

And I think we all know,

And I wasn't alone.

And I'd be up all night with the baby, alone and getting no sleep,

And I'd still told no one mine.

And I'm behaving just like Big.

And I'm not sure I want to meet them.

And I'm not sure what bugged me more.

And I'm sorry that I pretended to ignore it for as long as I did.

And I'm stubborn. And I like the remote.

And I'm taking it with me when I go.

And I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.

And I'm wearing a new dress. And I'm eating out of plastic.

And I've done LA. How about I move to New York?

And I've never been happier.

And it can never be what it was supposed to be.

And it felt really nice.

And it had nothing to do with size.

And it was filled with happy memories.

And it would make you look schizo.

And it's her... her!

And it's New York.

And it's not short.

And it's the one day

And it's very important because I have tickets to the opera on Saturday.

And just like that I lost my head.

And just like that,

And just like that, her marriage and Trey seemed far away.

And just like that, I realized Big and I weren't "us" any more.

And just tickle my lips with the tip of your tongue.

And just when I thought I was safe...

And just when Samantha thought her day couldn't get any worse...

And makes little hearts above her "i's".

And making them seem fresh and inspiring.

And men the right, more logical side.

And Miranda and I took a wrong turn on the way to the buffet.

And Miranda's relationship happily floated on a placid sea

And my dress was at the cleaners.

And my future taking way too long to come home.

And necessary. 50 per cent of marriages end in divorce.

And number two

And offered to make it up to her

And on an answering machine across town...

And over on the East side at a more charlotte friendly bar,

And penny Marshall's.

And pension plans.

And pop your hip. Pop your hip.

And probably quite frisky.

And ps, it was on the ping pong table.

And ps, the fabulous girl is rumored to be easy.

And reach back. Reach for the stars.

And resumed her life as a 34 year old tongue thruster.

And right back to seventh grade.

And saw Charlotte kissing the gardener.

And share a sexual fantasy.

And she figured out what to do with those proofs not suitable for framing.

And she gained like ten pounds, sophomore year.

And she promised never to call him again.

And she said, "All righty".

And she's never coming back.

And so she accepted a date with Len.

And so, three girls headed home,

And somehow found myself right back where I had started

And sometimes, a woman absolutely has to rescue a man.

And south of Houston Street I literally lost my direction.

And speaking of clean slates,

And start seeing a therapist.

And start wondering about the man inside.

And steve got his test back.

And still an asshole.

And still be the most incredible woman in the room.

And still get eggs anywhere in the city.

And stop judging because I'm a 34 year old, single woman in New York.

And tell him how much I missed him.

And that he's smitten. Look, it's inscribed.

And that way I can decide if I'd like to deal with it or not.

And that's how we met.

And that's how, in the most dramatic fashion,

And that's whatever position you want.

And that's why I booked the appointment.

And the annual Manolo Blahnik sale.

And the chef and oWner of Fusion,

And the token male judge.

And then something weird happened.

And then this conference call went over two hours.

And then... I'd like you to pee on me.

And there are these chickens that crow on the roof next door.

And there she was, Mrs. Big, all five foot ten of her.

And there was charlotte, lying on the street. That's how we met.

And there was never a good time to say what she had to say.

And there's a bunch of condoms in there.

And these things never last beyond two martinis.

And they had a different take on it.

And they only put out top notch fires.

And this breeze it's like there's different air up here.

And this is a problem?

And this... is Mary, Queen of scots.

And to them, she had become Samantha.

And today is officially our wedding day.

And Trey's mom is so great.

And turn off the lights before you come to bed.

And uptown on dry land, samantha and Mr. July had their own fire going.

And Uptown, Charlotte was a bit freaked out as well.

And wait for the Jessicas and Susans to come to them.

And we can sleep with everyone,

And we wouldn't be disappointed.

And we wouldn't be spending our night obsessing about them.

And we,re the ones that have to save ourselves?

And we'll go for dinner. If not, who knows? His friend sounded cute.

And what,s with the half points? 6.5, 8.5?

And when the city was getting safe, I got mugged.

And where is this fabulous party?

And while I think it's totally fine that that's what you're into, I just...

And while Miranda and Steve found new life in the familiar,

And while Miranda was under the knife,

And who you date and what you look like is revered.

And will treating someone badly in one relationship ensure

And with a man she had known for five minutes.

And you could smoke wherever you wanted.

And you have a wife and a drinking problem.

And you knewthis all night?

And you put your Schooner deep inside my Rebecca.

And you want to marry him, right?

And your okra Wasn,t all that!

And, if things got really serious between us, I could...

And, Mr. President, it was a bad break up.

And...

And... I'm just not comfortable being naked in public.

Anne, the guy over there is checking you out.

Annual calendar competition.

Another minute of Trey and we would be in a man overboard situation.

Another one of these and I might let you.

Another option goes away?

Another thing about New York who knows who is around the corner?

Another to date one who still shopped at the little boy's department.

Anthony.

Any man who propositions a woman from a sandwich must be a troll.

Any of this appealing?

Any sporting... Sports bars Mickey Mantle's.

Anybody can be Irish with the right colorist.

Anybody who's getting married.

Anyone who has as much sex as us has to ask, right?

Anything other than the watch, the bag, the ring, and the shoes?

Anything you want they bring within an hour.

Anything?

Anyway, it's not important.

Anyway, turns out I'm a tongue thruster.

Apparently my fabulous party dress would be staying in for the evening.

Apparently Trey was one New Yorker

Apparently we couldn't.

Apparently, it wasn't

Apparently, one nod from Hef, and the pool party was over.

Apparently, that New Yorker had not.

Apparently. This is bad.

Are never supposed to think, let alone say out loud.

Are never supposed to think. Let alone say out loud.

Are the most jaded people in the world.

Are the women of my generation growing into responsible adults,

Are we a generation who can't choose just one from column 'A'?

Are we getting wiser or just older?

Are we gonna do this, really?

Are we simply romantically challenged or are we sluts?

Are you all right?

Are you aware that viagra is a killer for men with heart problems?

Are you cheating?

Are you dating a man or a mini van?

Are you going to bring prostitutes to Ben's new $3 million home?

Are you gonna cut me out of your life like you did to Steve?

Are you gonna make fun of this?

Are you gonna pull a Lorena Bobbit?

Are you having phone sex with other people?

Are you here by yourself? Me too. Sit down.

Are you hungry?

Are you in pain? I'm in pain looking at you.

Are you kidding me? Don't you think that's childish?

Are you OK?

Are you saving it for your boyfriend?

Are you saying that Garth has the perfect girth?

Are you sure this isn't just a cheap ploy to see me naked?

Are you sure you went to Yale?

Are you sure you're OK?

Are you sure? He,s pretty cute.

Are you there, babe? I have to see you tonight. It's really important.

Are you through?

Are you upset?

Aren't you a little young for that kind of talk?

Around Brooklyn there's gonna be a mutiny. Pass it on.

As a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow.

As a stewardess, she was a charming date.

As Charlotte looked at her perfect husband

As Charlotte picked up my mail, she realized

As charlotte started to feel better, Miranda started to feel worse.

As for me, my routine had become very routine.

As I walked away, I realised I hadn't seen charlotte that happy in years

As if being dead person adjacent isn't bad enough.

As if single women didn't have it hard enough.

As long as I was near Aidan, it would all be OK.

As long as you and the center for disease control are fine with it.

As long as you're OK with it.

As Miranda looked around, she realized the contest was over.

As much as I detest it, I'll have to look the other way.

As much as I enjoy the fine life like craftsmanship,

As much as I respect a woman's right

As samantha said goodbye to Mr. Dildo,

As samantha turned to leave, she realised this Wasn,t a black thing.

As Samantha waited for her results, she had one thought over and over.

As she walked down the aisle

As some people take that hopeful lean into a possible future together.

As soon as I landed.

As soon as I said it out loud, I knew that that was what I wanted...

As soon as Miranda left, my emotions overruled both sides of my brain.

As soon as my relationships are over, I move on.

As steve faced something every man dreads,

As supposed to his fucking bitch, his fucking whore.

Aside from the fact I feel like I've been through a war.

Assistant Manager of Athlete's Foot at 81st and Broadway.

At 2:00am, the door that opened was samantha's.

At 34, she decided she wasn't going to take this stand up lying down.

At least all the ones she could remember.

At least to the New York strip steak.

At least you have a boyfriend.

At least you wouldn't have to be a bridesmaid.

At least, that,s how it ends in this staten Island fairytale.

At Miranda,s, steve Was having an even better saturday.

At my age, my mother had three kids

At Ogilvy & Mather. 24!

At the gallery would blow us away,

At their family's perfect country house,

At this age I,d have to say I,m crush proof.

Attack of the spicy chicken wings.

Aunt Alice and her friends are leaving, if you Want to pay your respects.

Aunt Alice is out of the door already. You go and I,ll talk with samantha.

Avenue?

Baby, either you're a virgin or flow just came to town.

Bachelor friends of married men are the city's greatest untapped resource.

Back at Miranda's home, things were heating up as well.

Back at the Bar Mitzvah bash,

Back at the hotel, samantha was waiting for a delivery of her own.

Back home, Charlotte had never felt more inside.

Back in New York, back wondering about Big.

Back in the hotel bar, we realized

Back in the line, motherfucker.

Back then, I was in a band called Uncle Ted's Ass.

Bad doggie. DoWn.

Bad kissers are the worst.

Bad question?

Baird was working the male out of Charlotte.

Base.

Bathroom, middle drawer. Next to hairdryer.

Be careful who you invite to Brazil.

Be good.

Be quiet.

Beautiful guy, great in bed, it's so disappointing.

Beautiful roses.

Because being in a relationship means taking a risk... a leap of faith.

Because he's single, he's a catch.

Because I can.

Because I think if we really want to see if it can work between us,

Because inside it was all real.

Because it's bigger, and... It's just what I always use.

Because it's on 56th and 8th, where nobody knows us.

Because my boyfriend,s three foot Lady Di doll is arriving from Qvc.

Because she's single, is considered tragic.

Because this man was half woman

Because, I'm starved, so...

Because, sweet friend,

Because, you know, carrie is my friend.

Before her, Lesley, couldn't commit. Before Lesley there was Mark.

Before lunch, I agreed to go with Keith to see a house he was interested in.

Before the relationship window closed.

Before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive.

Before you can live happily ever after in Act Three.

Before you there was Kayla. Neurotic. Lasted a year.

Beige is bullshit.

Being a drag king would be fun.

BelieVe it.

Believe me, you are sweet, smart and lovely

Bermudas in Bermuda. You kids were crazy down there!

Besides, Washington Square very money address.

Better?

Between a rescue fantasy and a rescue reality.

Big and I, trapped together on a boat without dates.

Big and I... we have this thing.

Big arms... big arms.

Big news. I have a star interested. Guess who.

Big tub, little person.

Big was tricky. I still don't knowwhat happened.

Big Wasn,t a crush, he Was a crash.

Big wasn't the only one taking the plunge.

Big. You,re terrified of getting hurt again.

Big's acting jealous. I'm afraid he'll call him or do something stupid.

Big's wife.

Bill raised $6,000 that night.

Bisque china face. she,s a real collector,s item.

Black cock. we knoW he has a big black cock.

Blue as a baby bird

Boathouse restaurant, Central Park. How about Saturday at 2:00?

Bong water!

Boobs on top, balls down below.

Bottoms up!

Bottoms up.

Boyfriend.

Boyfriend. And liar.

Boys!

Bram and Pippin liked the '78 Lafite, which was entirely acceptable.

Break up dance for three weeks.

Bring it in.

Broke into my emergency hidden stash, and thought about choices.

Brown sauce with brown rice. Cold noodles.

Buddhists believe you pay for what you do wrong in this life in the next.

But a 34 year old woman with a job and a great home

But a blow job is out of the question, right?

But a woman with a goodie closet doesn't need to pay for head.

But Adeena, she,s my blood.

But after her 80 minute massage, she felt even better.

But as soon as she got on that bull, Miranda escaped Miranda.

But at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

But at school, I didn't exist.

But before the wedding bells, there's the rehearsal dinner.

But crowing on East 73rd Street

But does a single guy like you need this much space?

But don,t get your hopes up. It,s a tough shot, isn,t it?

But don,t Worry, I only lie about furniture, nothing else.

But don't stay up too late, dear. Good night.

But having Miranda shoW up, made him feel like a million bucks.

But he came back, loaded with eggs.

But he did have a BMW with a working heater.

But he teased me like a friend.

But he's so cute.

But horror of horrors, is it us?

But how many is too many men?

But I can't.

But I could feel good about this.

But I could stop him from coming out of my machine.

But I couldn't file away what had happened with Big.

But I did find it interesting that a discussion about politics

But I did. I'm sorry.

But I didn't feel like I had it all.

But I do see Wendy Wasserstein and Gloria Steinem.

But I do want one eventually and my clock is running out.

But I don't know. Is that wise?

But I don't want to ruin it by having sex too early.

But I felt like I'd just seen the phantom of the opera.

But I got till 10:00.

But I had to have Whatever it Was I just felt.

But I hadn't so much as missed a teeth cleaning.

But I have an early meeting with the Brooklyn...

But I have to admit it's never been a trip to Baskin Robins.

But I left it.

But I think it's too red.

But I thought you'd meet us for breakfast the next day.

But I want you to tell me specifically which magazine you were using.

But I was sure I had just entered high risk relationship behaviour.

But I've never gone the other way.

But if his tongue could do that, she wondered what it could do to her.

But if I told him, could he still love me?

But if I'm wrong and it is a mistake, I need to know you'll be there for me.

But in a city like New York with its pace and pressures,

But in those fantasies I was running into them with a truck.

But introducing Mr. Dildo to everyone at a gala at the Met was quite another.

But is it really that cut and dry?

But isn't it great? You can erase your sexual past and start again.

But it only made me feel worse.

But it was fun.

But it wasn't that simple.

But it's a solitary life. I'm more interested in collaborating.

But it's totally generic. We've got every move down pat.

But Miranda had no doubt.

But Miranda wasn't ready to let Steve win by default.

But not that he's the one.

But now she was being harassed by a sandwich.

But on the inside it's all fake. It's not special.

But once we open the slide, it's every man for himself.

But people give up their seats for you on the bus.

But she couldn,t resist having breakfast with his Tiffanies.

But she didn't know everybody else knew.

But she said that, huh? Must've been pretty mad.

But she took the best part of him with her.

But since her marriage was shy of wood...

But something set charlotte on fire.

But suddenly I couldn't tell him.

But suddenly my heart was racing.

But that doesn't make us friends cos I'll be thinking about you naked.

But that doesn't make us friends cos I'll be thinking about you naked.

But that it was a lot about sex.

But that's great. His work is accessible on so many levels.

But that's weird, right?

But the 34 year old partner in this firm decided she wasn't going anywhere.

But the guilt of lying to Aidan was like a hangover I couldn't sleep off.

But the idea of sitting across from Big and Natasha

But the next night, like clockwork...

But the person I'd really like to thank for showing up is this woman here.

But the sick thing is, I would never date a guy with braces. Even now.

But the trained eye can always spot the ones who were born here.

But then she realized, she'd had something

But then they'd both be liars,

But there is an upside to being with a guy with no surprises.

But there's great stuff too.

But there's nothing like a twist in the third act

But they sometimes make guys.

But we love each other and...

But what do I know? I'm just a kid.

But what happens when the obstacles aren't there?

But when I got there, there was no "there" there.

But you can't get your dry cleaning.

But you have to accept people for Who they are.

But you're a doctor. Aren't you?

But you're not going to meet them in a Learning Annex class.

But you've been in, and I have a huge day tomorrow,

But, it,s over.

But, yes, he does have a big black cock.

But...

By buying her a drink that Saturday.

By dessert, charlotte had decided to forget it and call it a do over.

By hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt.

By interesting men she means single and rich.

By odd noises coming from her bathroom.

By purchasing too many pairs of Jimmy choo shoes.

By the way, I got a little preview.

By the way, there will be no next time.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Thanks for coming.

Cab!

Cabs at 2:00 am.

Caleb MacDougal, Samantha. Pleasure.

Call her at the beach and say you love me and want a divorce?

Call someone, she's gone insane.

Came, orgasmed, shot his wad.

Campaigning for New York city comptroller.

Can a hoagy be that far behind?

Can I cancel my rice pudding?

Can I get you something?

Can I get your phone number? Government purposes only.

Can I have a beard in the book version?

Can I have a sip of this?

Can I help you?

Can I take you out? Linc, great table.

Can there be sex without politics?

Can we have it all?

Can we have this conversation without "Scooby Doo"?

Can we please talk about something else?

Can we spare the cock talk till cocktail time?

Can we spare the cock talk till cocktail time?

Can we talk about proposition 114?

Can you do that?

Can you ever really escape your past?

Can you help me find out when and where it is?

Can you ladies hold it doWn? This is a respectable restaurant.

Can you tell Dennis that charlotte Yorke called?

Can you tell me which way is West Broadway?

Can't believe I have to catch an 11 o' clock flight.

Can't I ask you not to wear your dress round your see you next Tuesday?

Can't you get arrested for going?

Canadian super grass.

Canoe?

Carrie and Miranda, this is Jessica and Susan.

Carrie Bradshaw, representing myself.

Carrie brought it.

Carrie thought you might need some help. oK?

Carrie wasn't sure that we would get along.

Carrie, can we...

Carrie, can we...

Carrie, come on.

Carrie, go home. I can take care of this.

Carrie, I'd like you to meet my mother.

Carrie, in or out?

Carrie, it's no big deal. I have a life.

Carrie, this is Jenna.

Carrie, this is Mark and his boyfriend Garth.

Carrie, wait, wait.

Carrie!

Carrie?

Carrie?

Carrie? What are you doing in this neighbourhood?

Carrie.

Carrie.

Carrie.

Carrie. I see you.

Carrie. Look what Trey gave me. Isn't it beautiful?

Carrie... we,ve got a little problem.

Cast off the red carpet and standing in my proper place on a parking lot.

Casual head is back now?

Celebrating the launch of a new line of toys and accessories.

Celia!

Certainly.

Change location, change luck.

Change the subject, please. Talk about the "up my ass" stuff.

Chapter one: "How To Get Ahead By Giving Head".

Char.

Charlotte addressed thank you notes.

Charlotte and Trey were performing their usual duet.

Charlotte celebrated her return.

Charlotte couldn't sleep at all that night.

Charlotte couldn't tell them her conjugal bliss was a conjugal miss.

Charlotte couldn't wait to get back to Trey.

Charlotte decided this would be a good time to spend with old friends,

Charlotte discovered a way to include herself in Trey's sex life.

Charlotte discovered, she wanted it all, and more.

Charlotte felt terrible. She hadn't meant to make Trey cry.

Charlotte found something real. His name was Ian.

Charlotte glanced at the glistening pool,

Charlotte had dinner with her married friends, Amy and Dennis.

Charlotte had done the impossible in New York.

Charlotte had forgotten how awful single life could be.

Charlotte had no idea.

Charlotte had no interest in hearing any more about the family history.

Charlotte hasn't been issued

Charlotte knewthis was the moment,

Charlotte made a call to his office.

Charlotte met her new leading man.

Charlotte nodded, thinking what a nice, sweet, handsome,

Charlotte realized how much they'd all changed since college.

Charlotte realized that her date wasn,t a man who came to women,s rescue,

Charlotte realized, if she wanted to close the deal with Trey,

Charlotte walked back to her big park Avenue bed,

Charlotte was 34, single, and standing in a $14,000 dress.

Charlotte was a firm believer in the laws of dating feng shui.

Charlotte was blindly feeling her way through the unfamiliar.

Charlotte was having her first glass of white wine with her white knight.

Charlotte was impressed with Bunny's technique.

Charlotte was right. What did I really know about Natasha?

Charlotte was running her own campaign.

Charlotte was spending her time with Trey,

Charlotte was stumping for her cause, and making newfriends.

Charlotte was thrilled. Anthony was like the pushy mother she never had.

Charlotte wasn't just a chick with a dick, she was a chick with balls.

Charlotte wasted no time having a lawyer look it over.

Charlotte went surfing

Charlotte woke up as excited as a little girl on Christmas morning.

Charlotte would shy away from,

Charlotte Yorke, are you drunk?

Charlotte Yorke. He can reach me at home or at work

Charlotte, if you could rename your vagina,

Charlotte, is everything OK?

Charlotte, my grandmother's necklace looks beautiful on you.

Charlotte, Phil's not coming... I never called Phil.

Charlotte, please. I love you. Wait.

Charlotte, this is my fiancee catherine.

Charlotte, you have a beautiful figure.

Charlotte, you have a beautiful figure.

Charlotte, you're a MacDougal now.

Charlotte,s white knight changed into a white nightmare.

Charlotte?

Charlotte? It's Dennis.

Charlotte.

Charlotte.

Charlotte's karma flirted back in a most unexpected way.

Charlotte's last night as a single woman.

Charlotte's life seemed to be a bed of roses.

Cheese.

Children and women with emotional baggage first.

Chinese food at 3:00.

Chivon is a sWeet man. we have great sex.

Chivon is right, you are a genius.

Claire Anne?