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Home > Kung Pow: Enter the Fist...
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Ah! Hmm, not bad
Aiding the Chosen One...
And it's non dairy.
And my prostate weak
And now...
And why have you come to me?
Another paralyzer!
Are aliens.
At that moment,
Betty has gone too far.
But Chosen One, I want to help you, but I...
Chosen One.
Chosen, you're alive.
Chosen. Huh?
Do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps...
Easy, easy!
Enjoy the paralyzer!
Especially that helpless man you just hit
Ever make it. Never make it
Excuse me, kind blacksmith.
First, a joke
Ha ha!
Hah! Hah!
Hah! Huh?
He gave his life for mine
He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around
He wasn't at the restaurant. Do you know where he is?
He's supposed to be dead. I am responsible.
Hey, guys
Hey, guys, what's goin' on?
Hey, wait, wait.
Hey! Ooh!
Hmm! Hmm!
Hmm? Hmm?
Hmm. In your dreams. Whee oh!
Hmm. Orson.
How 'bout now?
Huh? I... Uh..
Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry.
I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time!
I am the Chosen One.
I could always pretend I'm a bird
I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em.
I go pee pee standing up. Hmm. Mm
I invite you to train with us...
I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk.
I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad.
I will always...
I will..
I'll never be able to do it, ever!
I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak,
I'm just a birdy too.
I've come to finish something I should've done years ago.
I've come to kick ass
If I felt like it.
It's Betty, you son of a pig
Kill it!
Ling! Chosen One
Ling! Ohh!
Ling? Hurry!
Little did he know...
Love... you.
Many more times... in the sequel
Master Betty, my compliments.
Mm mm. Well, twice
N Now batting, Mike Piazza!
No, that that is not possible.
Now, for my part of the bargain
Nyah, nyah, nyah!
Oh, man!
Oh, yeah? Try my nuts to your fist style!
Oh, you need to open your mouth.
Okay, maybe a little more than any one of us would.
Okay, so here were my options.
One over here,
Open your mouth!
Or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel
Party! Party! Party!
Right into my trap!
So, what you... what you guys doing later, huh?
Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants.
Thank you, Evil Council.
That will hurt many people..
The child had become a man.
The Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws.
The Chosen One!
The director said cut.
The more he fought, the more his powers grew
There are so many things I've yet to understand.
There would be a Chosen One.
They're French.
This is CNN. Wait, Mu Shu.
This works for both of us, huh?
Train, Cho Simba
Uh oh. Trouble
Uuh! I'm falling! You're falling!
Ventriloquists, huh?
Waah! Shirt ripper!
Water... everywhere!
We will all be cursed!
What is your purpose?
Wimp Lo?
Yea yea!
Yes, killing is badong.
Yi yi yi yi yi!
You broke a thermometer in my hands.
You did scream like a wussy.
You don't see that every day
You must reach the next level.
You mustn't. You are not ready.
Be quiet! Master!
Chosen One. Oh, Master.
Hmm! Mmm!