Daria (1997) - Season 3 Edit

Absolutely nothing, and I am sick of it!

All the way from Lawndale, the Holidays!

And hey, you may not believe this, but I could stand to be a little smarter, so I got some.

And that's not a very nice thing to say, by the way

Are you taking some kind of experimental depression medicine?

Aren't you nosy? You really know how to make someone not feel at home.

Because it would really bother me if you thought that.

Because there's nothing wrong with wearing glasses.

Bunch of saint's days

Can you at least recommend a doctor?

Damn siblings.

Damn you, woman

Daria

Daria, give me some credit.

Daria, I just think that your field of vision could really be enhanced...

Daria, you're giving me a headache!

Daria, you've made some new friends!

Daria?

Did she give us up?

Ever since Christmas and Halloween left, the social order has gone totally haywire.

Fashion Club meeting The Lightning Seeds Pure

Figures

Get off the stage, nimnob!

Get your own job

God, isn't that annoying?

Guy Fawkes Day?

Helen and Jake's love scenes Mariah Carey Vision of Love

Hello?

Hey

Hey, no problem. I found you a replacement

Hey, Quinn! Uh oh, keep driving. She must be in trouble

Hey, Trent

Hi, Brittany.

Honestly, I think the only reason she ever gets in touch at all is so that she can get under my skin.

How about thinking people should accept me for who I am without my having to change?

I believe on that one I can go with a definite "no

I can't continue to live my life like some kind of monk in a nunnery!

I got contacts.

I got it

I mean, having contacts is no more vain than primping in the mirror.

I was afraid my glasses were making me too smart.

I wish Daria were here.

I'll just ride it out and see where it takes me, Zelda Fitzgerald style

I'm a teen holiday and it sucks!

I'm joking, Daria. How are you?

I'm sorry, but I can't help you.

I've got to follow them around and make sure it doesn't happen

It is for dogs.

Jeffy and Jamie's car music Fatboy Slim Gangsta Trippin'

Let's go. Just us guys

Life as we know it has come to a halt.

Like she can even see the camera without her glasses.

No, I don't think anything like that.

No, no, no. That's what I thought, too.

No, we want you to do the opposite.

No. I was being sarcastic

Nothing

Now they're thinking of having another baby!

Now, watch out for the girl with the red face who's forgotten how to walk.

Now, what horrible consequence followed the disappearance of Guy Fawkes Day?

Now, when he shed his regal vestments and began dressing as if he had no money,

Of course not

Of course not. The inner you, that's what's important.

Oh, we'll figure it out when we get there.

Oh, yes, you do, Jakey

Oh. Hi, Daria

Okay then, time to go.

Okay. The mall I don't mind

Outside the Lawndale Mall George Michael Outside

Quinn walking into Daria's bedroom Fastball Fire Escape

Quinn, honey, I think you need to take a leave of absence from the Fashion Club

Race you to the bedroom, honey

Really. They're so cute when they smile at you

Rehearsal

Right, because you can't be seen by other mortals

She's feeling a little alienated today.

Shut up, we want to dance!

Shut up! Are you going to help us get them back or not?

So I'd help him get these guys back to Holiday Island.

So now who's in charge?

So, I don't see any downside at all.

So, no more contacts

So... why are you wearing them now?

Sorry

Sorry, Upchuck.

Stupid... moronic...

That's it. Right up against the eyeball.

The glasses are you.

There's more to my life than that, I say

They cut off his inheritance malto allegro.

This doesn't seem so bad. What's the problem?

This is great! You want to borrow my lipstick?

We'll just tell them what a cool place Lawndale is

We're gonna need the smart chick.

We've had this conversation before.

Well, I'm not pregnant

Well, it's like, mmm... bollocks, is what it's like

What are you talking about?

What if one of your fellows comes by?

What would you say if I told you I got you a paying gig?

What?

What's going on?

What's that about?

Where are all the holidays?

Who said I need help?

Whoa, Daria. You really know a lot about music.

Why else would they be... you know..

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Yeah

Yes, sir.

Yo, Arbor Day! Sandals? What'd we say about footwear?

Yo, what's going on?

You can see better than other people.

You hate me.

You know, I don't want to be a brain or anything.

You shut up!

You think your dad could drive me and some friends to a rich neighborhood with a lot of trees?

You're buying what?

You're not talking about eyesight anymore, are you?

You're the D.J

Your mother hasn't had a stroke, has she?

Yuck