Future Man (2017) - Season 1 Edit

All the shits I have to plunge for a while.

And broke all my samples.

And more urethra swabbing.

And saved humanity

And we're kind of, like, becoming friends

And you're Wolf, and you're time travelers

As to go you can

At Caltech.

Barbarella had an HSV 1 outbreak.

Behind the dumpster, quick!

But I don't know how to ride one of these

But I'm not buying it, okay?

But we don't want you to leave

But yet he makes these giant green pipes

But you aren't.

Can't be a coincidence.

Clearly it's not working

Come on, you little buddy boo.

Country in your eyes

Cum on my leg

Day to day, hour to hour

Do your goddamn drugs somewhere else,

Everything that happens in the Biotic Wars is real

Filled with your piss so you don't have to stop playing?

Fuck this place up!

Fucking hippie

Go, go, go!

Going back in time to 1969

Got a good thing

He's actually not a motherfucker

Here we are, again

Hey Carl.

Hey, you know what they say, keep your friends close,

Holy shit

Hoo, how long have you been in here, buddy?

I am moving around, getting familiar,

I have never made it this far with this many

I know that you're upset

I paid my only bitcoin for that!

I suggest less tongue lashing

I was coming back for

I was conceived right upstairs in the same room

I was looking for a closer for my toast

I'll never forget the night I contracted it.

If you were as good at cleaning as you are at leering,

In real life?

Is he gonna watch or..

It's a TTD, time travel device

Just get on

Leave it.

Leg shot!

Let's go

Look good with a bald head,

Nine forward

No, he's right, we can't do this without him

Oh

Oh shit, we need to change our clothes

Oh, shit, is he okay?

Oh, shit!

Oh, these little green logs are fucking amazing

Oh, yeah

Oh, you should've been there.

Okay, I got it, I got it.

One

Or be killed

Our first call, we've wanted this

Ow, stop!

Relax

Run, you little fucker, run!

She gets high

Since we were kids

Smash your joystick...again?

So that's not a water bottle

Something more with my life?

That you'd be the key to stopping Elias Kronish,

That's a clean break, double points

The human race is on the brink of extinction.

The year

Then why you sweating right now?

They took all your limbs.

Thirteen forward

Unequip all gear

We all jerk it to video game people.

We don't know that yet

What the fuck happened in there?

What the heck?

What the hell?

What's that supposed to be?

Where like you can't forgive me and move on

While you keep on dreaming, you kids,

Who are you?

With this video game

Wolf, fire up the TTD, we're sending him back

Yeah, you have, but it's not true.

You are needed in the executive restroom.

You have defeated all of the Biotics

You'd be a pretty good janitor.

You're curing disease.

You're our newest recruit.

You're safe now.

Your right hand should be called Siegfried, man.

Break, break I traveled...in time

Blow 'em back to hell. Yeah, hoo!

Go, go, go, go, go! Two.

Hoo, 83. 83?

Man, no, no, no! She gets high

Mom! Calm down!

No, I'm Future Man. Joshy!

Nope. Things are about to get real

Oh, fuck! What the fuck are you doing?

That makes no sense. No, 'cause it's destiny.

Your babies are dead. She's having a bad trip

'cause I'm in heat also