https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638268-what-did-the-bartender-say-to-the-jumper-cables-you-better-not-try-to-start-anything/video/player 2025-01-29T16:50:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638268-what-did-the-bartender-say-to-the-jumper-cables-you-better-not-try-to-start-anything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638268-what-did-the-bartender-say-to-the-jumper-cables-you-better-not-try-to-start-anything/video/player 2023-03-19T15:19:23+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the bartender say to the jumper cables? You better not try to start anything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638268-what-did-the-bartender-say-to-the-jumper-cables-you-better-not-try-to-start-anything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638268-what-did-the-bartender-say-to-the-jumper-cables-you-better-not-try-to-start-anything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:19:23+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638269-dont-you-hate-jokes-about-german-sausage-theyre-the-wurst/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638269-dont-you-hate-jokes-about-german-sausage-theyre-the-wurst/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638269-dont-you-hate-jokes-about-german-sausage-theyre-the-wurst/video/player 2023-03-19T15:19:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638269-dont-you-hate-jokes-about-german-sausage-theyre-the-wurst/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638269-dont-you-hate-jokes-about-german-sausage-theyre-the-wurst/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:19:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638275-two-artists-had-an-art-contest-it-ended-in-a-draw/video/player 2024-03-21T02:52:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638275-two-artists-had-an-art-contest-it-ended-in-a-draw/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638275-two-artists-had-an-art-contest-it-ended-in-a-draw/video/player 2023-03-19T15:20:01+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638275-two-artists-had-an-art-contest-it-ended-in-a-draw/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638275-two-artists-had-an-art-contest-it-ended-in-a-draw/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:20:01+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638276-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2024-03-21T02:52:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638276-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638276-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2023-03-19T15:20:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638276-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638276-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:20:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638279-what-gun-do-you-use-to-hunt-a-moose-a-moosecut/video/player 2024-03-21T02:52:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638279-what-gun-do-you-use-to-hunt-a-moose-a-moosecut/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638279-what-gun-do-you-use-to-hunt-a-moose-a-moosecut/video/player 2023-03-19T15:20:28+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638279-what-gun-do-you-use-to-hunt-a-moose-a-moosecut/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638279-what-gun-do-you-use-to-hunt-a-moose-a-moosecut/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:20:28+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638280-if-life-gives-you-melons-you-might-have-dyslexia/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638280-if-life-gives-you-melons-you-might-have-dyslexia/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638280-if-life-gives-you-melons-you-might-have-dyslexia/video/player 2023-03-19T15:20:39+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638280-if-life-gives-you-melons-you-might-have-dyslexia/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638280-if-life-gives-you-melons-you-might-have-dyslexia/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:20:39+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638285-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-snowman-do-you-smell-carrots/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638285-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-snowman-do-you-smell-carrots/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638285-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-snowman-do-you-smell-carrots/video/player 2023-03-19T15:20:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638285-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-snowman-do-you-smell-carrots/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638285-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-snowman-do-you-smell-carrots/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:20:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638286-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-its-a-really-obscure-number-youve/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638286-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-its-a-really-obscure-number-youve/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638286-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-its-a-really-obscure-number-youve/video/player 2023-03-19T15:21:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638286-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-its-a-really-obscure-number-youve/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638286-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-its-a-really-obscure-number-youve/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:21:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638287-where-do-sick-boats-go-the-dock/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do sick boats go? The dock! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do sick boats go? The dock! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638287-where-do-sick-boats-go-the-dock/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638287-where-do-sick-boats-go-the-dock/video/player 2023-03-19T15:21:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do sick boats go? The dock! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do sick boats go? The dock! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638287-where-do-sick-boats-go-the-dock/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638287-where-do-sick-boats-go-the-dock/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:21:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638288-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638288-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638288-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video/player 2023-03-19T15:21:28+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638288-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638288-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:21:28+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638290-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-was-leaving-me-because-i-keep-pretending-to-be-a/video/player 2024-07-21T09:59:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638290-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-was-leaving-me-because-i-keep-pretending-to-be-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638290-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-was-leaving-me-because-i-keep-pretending-to-be-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:21:39+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638290-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-was-leaving-me-because-i-keep-pretending-to-be-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638290-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-was-leaving-me-because-i-keep-pretending-to-be-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:21:39+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638292-old-chinese-proverb-man-who-not-shower-in-7-days-makes-one-reek/video/player 2024-10-24T08:50:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638292-old-chinese-proverb-man-who-not-shower-in-7-days-makes-one-reek/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638292-old-chinese-proverb-man-who-not-shower-in-7-days-makes-one-reek/video/player 2023-03-19T15:21:50+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638292-old-chinese-proverb-man-who-not-shower-in-7-days-makes-one-reek/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638292-old-chinese-proverb-man-who-not-shower-in-7-days-makes-one-reek/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:21:50+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638293-what-did-the-owner-of-a-brownie-factory-say-when-his-factory-caught-fire-im-getting-the/video/player 2026-02-01T00:34:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? "I'm getting the fudge outta here!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? "I'm getting the fudge outta here!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638293-what-did-the-owner-of-a-brownie-factory-say-when-his-factory-caught-fire-im-getting-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638293-what-did-the-owner-of-a-brownie-factory-say-when-his-factory-caught-fire-im-getting-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:22:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? "I'm getting the fudge outta here!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire? "I'm getting the fudge outta here!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638293-what-did-the-owner-of-a-brownie-factory-say-when-his-factory-caught-fire-im-getting-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638293-what-did-the-owner-of-a-brownie-factory-say-when-his-factory-caught-fire-im-getting-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:22:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638294-what-form-of-radiation-bakes-you-cookies-a-gramma-ray/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638294-what-form-of-radiation-bakes-you-cookies-a-gramma-ray/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638294-what-form-of-radiation-bakes-you-cookies-a-gramma-ray/video/player 2023-03-19T15:22:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What form of radiation bakes you cookies? A gramma ray - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638294-what-form-of-radiation-bakes-you-cookies-a-gramma-ray/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638294-what-form-of-radiation-bakes-you-cookies-a-gramma-ray/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:22:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638295-bee-jokes-courtesy-of-my-niece-age-8-what-did-the-bee-use-to-dry-off-after-swimming-a/video/player 2024-12-08T01:53:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638295-bee-jokes-courtesy-of-my-niece-age-8-what-did-the-bee-use-to-dry-off-after-swimming-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638295-bee-jokes-courtesy-of-my-niece-age-8-what-did-the-bee-use-to-dry-off-after-swimming-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:22:21+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Bee jokes, courtesy of my niece (age 8). What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles? A honeycomb. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638295-bee-jokes-courtesy-of-my-niece-age-8-what-did-the-bee-use-to-dry-off-after-swimming-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638295-bee-jokes-courtesy-of-my-niece-age-8-what-did-the-bee-use-to-dry-off-after-swimming-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:22:21+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638299-whats-the-loudest-economic-system-capitalism/video/player 2024-10-27T00:43:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638299-whats-the-loudest-economic-system-capitalism/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638299-whats-the-loudest-economic-system-capitalism/video/player 2023-03-19T15:22:40+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638299-whats-the-loudest-economic-system-capitalism/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638299-whats-the-loudest-economic-system-capitalism/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:22:40+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638300-i-went-for-a-job-interview-today-the-interviewer-said-to-me-what-would-you-say-your/video/player 2026-05-03T04:40:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638300-i-went-for-a-job-interview-today-the-interviewer-said-to-me-what-would-you-say-your/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638300-i-went-for-a-job-interview-today-the-interviewer-said-to-me-what-would-you-say-your/video/player 2023-03-19T15:22:51+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638300-i-went-for-a-job-interview-today-the-interviewer-said-to-me-what-would-you-say-your/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638300-i-went-for-a-job-interview-today-the-interviewer-said-to-me-what-would-you-say-your/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:22:51+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638304-who-was-the-knight-that-invented-the-round-table-sir-cumference-via-friend-who-got-this/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638304-who-was-the-knight-that-invented-the-round-table-sir-cumference-via-friend-who-got-this/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638304-who-was-the-knight-that-invented-the-round-table-sir-cumference-via-friend-who-got-this/video/player 2023-03-19T15:23:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the knight that invented the round table? Sir Cumference. (via friend who got this from a street performance group in the England area of Epcot) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638304-who-was-the-knight-that-invented-the-round-table-sir-cumference-via-friend-who-got-this/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638304-who-was-the-knight-that-invented-the-round-table-sir-cumference-via-friend-who-got-this/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:23:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638309-what-did-the-german-air-force-eat-for-breakfast-during-ww2-luftwaffles/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638309-what-did-the-german-air-force-eat-for-breakfast-during-ww2-luftwaffles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638309-what-did-the-german-air-force-eat-for-breakfast-during-ww2-luftwaffles/video/player 2023-03-19T15:23:19+00:00 135 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638309-what-did-the-german-air-force-eat-for-breakfast-during-ww2-luftwaffles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638309-what-did-the-german-air-force-eat-for-breakfast-during-ww2-luftwaffles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:23:19+00:00 135 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638311-i-the-shell-off-a-snail-yesterday-youd-think-it-would-move-faster-but-it-was-really/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638311-i-the-shell-off-a-snail-yesterday-youd-think-it-would-move-faster-but-it-was-really/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638311-i-the-shell-off-a-snail-yesterday-youd-think-it-would-move-faster-but-it-was-really/video/player 2023-03-19T15:23:30+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I the shell off a snail yesterday... you'd think it would move faster, but it was really kinda sluggish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638311-i-the-shell-off-a-snail-yesterday-youd-think-it-would-move-faster-but-it-was-really/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638311-i-the-shell-off-a-snail-yesterday-youd-think-it-would-move-faster-but-it-was-really/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:23:30+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638314-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the number zero say to the number eight? "Nice belt." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the number zero say to the number eight? "Nice belt." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638314-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638314-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T15:23:42+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the number zero say to the number eight? "Nice belt." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the number zero say to the number eight? "Nice belt." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638314-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638314-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:23:42+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638318-whats-worse-than-a-centipede-with-sore-feet-a-giraffe-with-a-sore-throat/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638318-whats-worse-than-a-centipede-with-sore-feet-a-giraffe-with-a-sore-throat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638318-whats-worse-than-a-centipede-with-sore-feet-a-giraffe-with-a-sore-throat/video/player 2023-03-19T15:24:02+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638318-whats-worse-than-a-centipede-with-sore-feet-a-giraffe-with-a-sore-throat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638318-whats-worse-than-a-centipede-with-sore-feet-a-giraffe-with-a-sore-throat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:24:02+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638320-whats-red-and-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video/player 2024-11-17T17:54:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638320-whats-red-and-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638320-whats-red-and-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video/player 2023-03-19T15:24:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638320-whats-red-and-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638320-whats-red-and-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:24:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638322-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638322-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638322-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2023-03-19T15:24:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638322-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638322-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:24:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638324-did-you-hear-about-the-french-chef-who-committed-suicide-he-lost-the-huile-dolive/video/player 2024-12-17T22:44:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638324-did-you-hear-about-the-french-chef-who-committed-suicide-he-lost-the-huile-dolive/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638324-did-you-hear-about-the-french-chef-who-committed-suicide-he-lost-the-huile-dolive/video/player 2023-03-19T15:24:34+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638324-did-you-hear-about-the-french-chef-who-committed-suicide-he-lost-the-huile-dolive/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638324-did-you-hear-about-the-french-chef-who-committed-suicide-he-lost-the-huile-dolive/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:24:34+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638326-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-unemployed-people-nevermind-they-dont-work/video/player 2026-02-21T16:33:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638326-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-unemployed-people-nevermind-they-dont-work/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638326-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-unemployed-people-nevermind-they-dont-work/video/player 2023-03-19T15:24:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638326-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-unemployed-people-nevermind-they-dont-work/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638326-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-unemployed-people-nevermind-they-dont-work/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:24:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638328-knock-knock-whos-there-boo-boo-who-dont-cry-its-only-a-joke/video/player 2024-10-28T05:40:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638328-knock-knock-whos-there-boo-boo-who-dont-cry-its-only-a-joke/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638328-knock-knock-whos-there-boo-boo-who-dont-cry-its-only-a-joke/video/player 2023-03-19T15:24:53+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638328-knock-knock-whos-there-boo-boo-who-dont-cry-its-only-a-joke/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638328-knock-knock-whos-there-boo-boo-who-dont-cry-its-only-a-joke/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:24:53+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638330-how-much-did-the-skeleton-charge-for-his-excellent-legal-services-an-arm-and-a-leg/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638330-how-much-did-the-skeleton-charge-for-his-excellent-legal-services-an-arm-and-a-leg/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638330-how-much-did-the-skeleton-charge-for-his-excellent-legal-services-an-arm-and-a-leg/video/player 2023-03-19T15:25:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638330-how-much-did-the-skeleton-charge-for-his-excellent-legal-services-an-arm-and-a-leg/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638330-how-much-did-the-skeleton-charge-for-his-excellent-legal-services-an-arm-and-a-leg/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:25:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638333-why-do-gorillas-have-such-big-nostrils-cos-they-got-big-fingers/video/player 2025-02-12T05:55:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638333-why-do-gorillas-have-such-big-nostrils-cos-they-got-big-fingers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638333-why-do-gorillas-have-such-big-nostrils-cos-they-got-big-fingers/video/player 2023-03-19T15:25:23+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638333-why-do-gorillas-have-such-big-nostrils-cos-they-got-big-fingers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638333-why-do-gorillas-have-such-big-nostrils-cos-they-got-big-fingers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:25:23+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638336-what-is-the-difference-between-a-siberian-husky-and-an-alaskan-husky-about-1500-miles/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638336-what-is-the-difference-between-a-siberian-husky-and-an-alaskan-husky-about-1500-miles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638336-what-is-the-difference-between-a-siberian-husky-and-an-alaskan-husky-about-1500-miles/video/player 2023-03-19T15:25:36+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638336-what-is-the-difference-between-a-siberian-husky-and-an-alaskan-husky-about-1500-miles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638336-what-is-the-difference-between-a-siberian-husky-and-an-alaskan-husky-about-1500-miles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:25:36+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638337-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaiiinsss/video/player 2025-12-15T18:49:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638337-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaiiinsss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638337-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaiiinsss/video/player 2023-03-19T15:25:43+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638337-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaiiinsss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638337-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaiiinsss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:25:43+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638341-whats-the-difference-between-a-thai-man-and-a-thai-woman-pls-help/video/player 2024-05-13T07:42:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638341-whats-the-difference-between-a-thai-man-and-a-thai-woman-pls-help/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638341-whats-the-difference-between-a-thai-man-and-a-thai-woman-pls-help/video/player 2023-03-19T15:26:00+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman? Pls help. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638341-whats-the-difference-between-a-thai-man-and-a-thai-woman-pls-help/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638341-whats-the-difference-between-a-thai-man-and-a-thai-woman-pls-help/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:26:00+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638343-what-do-you-call-a-car-that-eats-other-cars-a-carnivore/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638343-what-do-you-call-a-car-that-eats-other-cars-a-carnivore/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638343-what-do-you-call-a-car-that-eats-other-cars-a-carnivore/video/player 2023-03-19T15:26:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638343-what-do-you-call-a-car-that-eats-other-cars-a-carnivore/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638343-what-do-you-call-a-car-that-eats-other-cars-a-carnivore/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:26:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638345-why-did-the-golfer-wear-two-pairs-of-pants-in-case-he-gets-a-hole-in-one/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638345-why-did-the-golfer-wear-two-pairs-of-pants-in-case-he-gets-a-hole-in-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638345-why-did-the-golfer-wear-two-pairs-of-pants-in-case-he-gets-a-hole-in-one/video/player 2023-03-19T15:26:25+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638345-why-did-the-golfer-wear-two-pairs-of-pants-in-case-he-gets-a-hole-in-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638345-why-did-the-golfer-wear-two-pairs-of-pants-in-case-he-gets-a-hole-in-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:26:25+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638348-an-olympic-gymnast-walked-into-a-bar-she-didnt-get-a-medal/video/player 2024-10-26T23:22:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638348-an-olympic-gymnast-walked-into-a-bar-she-didnt-get-a-medal/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638348-an-olympic-gymnast-walked-into-a-bar-she-didnt-get-a-medal/video/player 2023-03-19T15:26:36+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638348-an-olympic-gymnast-walked-into-a-bar-she-didnt-get-a-medal/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638348-an-olympic-gymnast-walked-into-a-bar-she-didnt-get-a-medal/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:26:36+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638350-what-does-a-mexican-magician-make-for-breakfast-toast-tah-dahs/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast tah dahs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast tah dahs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638350-what-does-a-mexican-magician-make-for-breakfast-toast-tah-dahs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638350-what-does-a-mexican-magician-make-for-breakfast-toast-tah-dahs/video/player 2023-03-19T15:26:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast tah dahs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a mexican magician make for breakfast? Toast tah dahs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638350-what-does-a-mexican-magician-make-for-breakfast-toast-tah-dahs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638350-what-does-a-mexican-magician-make-for-breakfast-toast-tah-dahs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:26:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638352-why-dont-bond-villains-feel-cold-in-the-winter-because-they-dress-in-lairs/video/player 2026-05-04T23:39:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638352-why-dont-bond-villains-feel-cold-in-the-winter-because-they-dress-in-lairs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638352-why-dont-bond-villains-feel-cold-in-the-winter-because-they-dress-in-lairs/video/player 2023-03-19T15:27:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638352-why-dont-bond-villains-feel-cold-in-the-winter-because-they-dress-in-lairs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638352-why-dont-bond-villains-feel-cold-in-the-winter-because-they-dress-in-lairs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:27:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638356-what-did-the-figurine-say-when-the-boot-flew-past-her-protective-dome-that-was-a/video/player 2024-10-24T02:43:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? "That was a cloche call!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? "That was a cloche call!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638356-what-did-the-figurine-say-when-the-boot-flew-past-her-protective-dome-that-was-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638356-what-did-the-figurine-say-when-the-boot-flew-past-her-protective-dome-that-was-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:27:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? "That was a cloche call!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? "That was a cloche call!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638356-what-did-the-figurine-say-when-the-boot-flew-past-her-protective-dome-that-was-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638356-what-did-the-figurine-say-when-the-boot-flew-past-her-protective-dome-that-was-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:27:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638359-what-was-carl-sagans-favorite-drink-cosmos/video/player 2024-03-21T02:53:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638359-what-was-carl-sagans-favorite-drink-cosmos/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638359-what-was-carl-sagans-favorite-drink-cosmos/video/player 2023-03-19T15:27:25+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638359-what-was-carl-sagans-favorite-drink-cosmos/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638359-what-was-carl-sagans-favorite-drink-cosmos/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:27:25+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638362-what-is-the-medical-term-for-owning-too-many-dogs-a/video/player 2025-01-02T18:58:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638362-what-is-the-medical-term-for-owning-too-many-dogs-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638362-what-is-the-medical-term-for-owning-too-many-dogs-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:27:36+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the medical term for owning too many dogs? [A Roverdose](http://i.imgur.com/BtyF5ys.jpg) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638362-what-is-the-medical-term-for-owning-too-many-dogs-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638362-what-is-the-medical-term-for-owning-too-many-dogs-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:27:36+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638364-knock-knock-whos-there-i-did-up-i-did-up-who/video/player 2024-10-28T04:31:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up who? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up who? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638364-knock-knock-whos-there-i-did-up-i-did-up-who/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638364-knock-knock-whos-there-i-did-up-i-did-up-who/video/player 2023-03-19T15:27:43+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up who? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock... Who's there? I did up. I did up who? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638364-knock-knock-whos-there-i-did-up-i-did-up-who/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638364-knock-knock-whos-there-i-did-up-i-did-up-who/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:27:43+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638368-i-like-my-jokes-they-way-i-like-my-robots-killer/video/player 2024-10-26T23:53:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638368-i-like-my-jokes-they-way-i-like-my-robots-killer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638368-i-like-my-jokes-they-way-i-like-my-robots-killer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:27:53+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638368-i-like-my-jokes-they-way-i-like-my-robots-killer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638368-i-like-my-jokes-they-way-i-like-my-robots-killer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:27:53+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638371-what-type-of-school-did-sherlock-holmes-go-to-elementary/video/player 2026-06-19T12:21:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638371-what-type-of-school-did-sherlock-holmes-go-to-elementary/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638371-what-type-of-school-did-sherlock-holmes-go-to-elementary/video/player 2023-03-19T15:28:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638371-what-type-of-school-did-sherlock-holmes-go-to-elementary/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638371-what-type-of-school-did-sherlock-holmes-go-to-elementary/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:28:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638372-my-friend-told-an-out-of-place-joke-about-police-searches-but-i-dont-think-it-was/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638372-my-friend-told-an-out-of-place-joke-about-police-searches-but-i-dont-think-it-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638372-my-friend-told-an-out-of-place-joke-about-police-searches-but-i-dont-think-it-was/video/player 2023-03-19T15:28:15+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638372-my-friend-told-an-out-of-place-joke-about-police-searches-but-i-dont-think-it-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638372-my-friend-told-an-out-of-place-joke-about-police-searches-but-i-dont-think-it-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:28:15+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638375-the-dalai-lama-walks-into-a-pizza-store-and-says-can-you-make-me-one-with/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638375-the-dalai-lama-walks-into-a-pizza-store-and-says-can-you-make-me-one-with/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638375-the-dalai-lama-walks-into-a-pizza-store-and-says-can-you-make-me-one-with/video/player 2023-03-19T15:28:27+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, "Can you make me one with everything?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638375-the-dalai-lama-walks-into-a-pizza-store-and-says-can-you-make-me-one-with/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638375-the-dalai-lama-walks-into-a-pizza-store-and-says-can-you-make-me-one-with/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:28:27+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638377-why-did-the-vampire-use-mouthwash-because-he-had-bat-breath/video/player 2024-10-27T01:03:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638377-why-did-the-vampire-use-mouthwash-because-he-had-bat-breath/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638377-why-did-the-vampire-use-mouthwash-because-he-had-bat-breath/video/player 2023-03-19T15:28:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638377-why-did-the-vampire-use-mouthwash-because-he-had-bat-breath/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638377-why-did-the-vampire-use-mouthwash-because-he-had-bat-breath/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:28:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638378-yojouhan-and-bob-19-see-one-bone-and-9-sea-galanida-2-seal-hang-in-suji-jug-mohan-and/video/player 2024-09-18T19:10:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Yojouhan and Bob 19 see one bone and 9. Sea Galanida 2 seal hang in Suji Jug, Mohan and soup. Young Jug three job domani nonunion, bussy gang, jangly Agueda 4 the legging and Manja Boon Salami Juge... - Jay-Nathan Deshauteur Yojouhan and Bob 19 see one bone and 9. Sea Galanida 2 seal hang in Suji Jug, Mohan and soup. Young Jug three job domani nonunion, bussy gang, jangly Agueda 4 the legging and Manja Boon Salami Juge... - Jay-Nathan Deshauteur https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638378-yojouhan-and-bob-19-see-one-bone-and-9-sea-galanida-2-seal-hang-in-suji-jug-mohan-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638378-yojouhan-and-bob-19-see-one-bone-and-9-sea-galanida-2-seal-hang-in-suji-jug-mohan-and/video/player 2023-03-19T15:28:44+00:00 302 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76886-jay-nathan-deshauteur-jay-nathan-deshauteur.jpg Yojouhan and Bob 19 see one bone and 9. Sea Galanida 2 seal hang in Suji Jug, Mohan and soup. Young Jug three job domani nonunion, bussy gang, jangly Agueda 4 the legging and Manja Boon Salami Juge... - Jay-Nathan Deshauteur Yojouhan and Bob 19 see one bone and 9. Sea Galanida 2 seal hang in Suji Jug, Mohan and soup. Young Jug three job domani nonunion, bussy gang, jangly Agueda 4 the legging and Manja Boon Salami Juge... - Jay-Nathan Deshauteur https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638378-yojouhan-and-bob-19-see-one-bone-and-9-sea-galanida-2-seal-hang-in-suji-jug-mohan-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638378-yojouhan-and-bob-19-see-one-bone-and-9-sea-galanida-2-seal-hang-in-suji-jug-mohan-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:28:44+00:00 302 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76886-jay-nathan-deshauteur-jay-nathan-deshauteur.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638379-what-did-the-corn-say-when-it-was-complemented-aww-shucks/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638379-what-did-the-corn-say-when-it-was-complemented-aww-shucks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638379-what-did-the-corn-say-when-it-was-complemented-aww-shucks/video/player 2023-03-19T15:28:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638379-what-did-the-corn-say-when-it-was-complemented-aww-shucks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638379-what-did-the-corn-say-when-it-was-complemented-aww-shucks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:28:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638382-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-stupid/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, stupid!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, stupid!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638382-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-stupid/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638382-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-stupid/video/player 2023-03-19T15:29:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, stupid!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe, stupid!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638382-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-stupid/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638382-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-stupid/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:29:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638384-why-did-the-fall-break-off-from-all-the-other-seasons-because-it-wanted-autumnomy/video/player 2024-10-27T01:03:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638384-why-did-the-fall-break-off-from-all-the-other-seasons-because-it-wanted-autumnomy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638384-why-did-the-fall-break-off-from-all-the-other-seasons-because-it-wanted-autumnomy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:29:20+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638384-why-did-the-fall-break-off-from-all-the-other-seasons-because-it-wanted-autumnomy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638384-why-did-the-fall-break-off-from-all-the-other-seasons-because-it-wanted-autumnomy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:29:20+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638387-if-i-ever-fire-someone-who-is-a-taylor-swift-fan-ill-say-i-knew-you-were-trouble-when/video/player 2024-10-24T20:22:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say "I knew you were trouble when you clocked in." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say "I knew you were trouble when you clocked in." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638387-if-i-ever-fire-someone-who-is-a-taylor-swift-fan-ill-say-i-knew-you-were-trouble-when/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638387-if-i-ever-fire-someone-who-is-a-taylor-swift-fan-ill-say-i-knew-you-were-trouble-when/video/player 2023-03-19T15:29:31+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say "I knew you were trouble when you clocked in." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say "I knew you were trouble when you clocked in." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638387-if-i-ever-fire-someone-who-is-a-taylor-swift-fan-ill-say-i-knew-you-were-trouble-when/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638387-if-i-ever-fire-someone-who-is-a-taylor-swift-fan-ill-say-i-knew-you-were-trouble-when/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:29:31+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638393-what-do-you-do-if-a-cow-is-in-the-middle-of-the-road-youre-driving-on-steer-clear/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638393-what-do-you-do-if-a-cow-is-in-the-middle-of-the-road-youre-driving-on-steer-clear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638393-what-do-you-do-if-a-cow-is-in-the-middle-of-the-road-youre-driving-on-steer-clear/video/player 2023-03-19T15:29:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638393-what-do-you-do-if-a-cow-is-in-the-middle-of-the-road-youre-driving-on-steer-clear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638393-what-do-you-do-if-a-cow-is-in-the-middle-of-the-road-youre-driving-on-steer-clear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:29:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638395-what-do-you-call-a-blind-legless-buck-no-eye-deer-edit-i-totally-messed-this-joke/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638395-what-do-you-call-a-blind-legless-buck-no-eye-deer-edit-i-totally-messed-this-joke/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638395-what-do-you-call-a-blind-legless-buck-no-eye-deer-edit-i-totally-messed-this-joke/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638395-what-do-you-call-a-blind-legless-buck-no-eye-deer-edit-i-totally-messed-this-joke/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638395-what-do-you-call-a-blind-legless-buck-no-eye-deer-edit-i-totally-messed-this-joke/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638397-what-do-you-get-for-the-women-who-has-everything-a-divorce-then-shell-only-have-half-of/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638397-what-do-you-get-for-the-women-who-has-everything-a-divorce-then-shell-only-have-half-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638397-what-do-you-get-for-the-women-who-has-everything-a-divorce-then-shell-only-have-half-of/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638397-what-do-you-get-for-the-women-who-has-everything-a-divorce-then-shell-only-have-half-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638397-what-do-you-get-for-the-women-who-has-everything-a-divorce-then-shell-only-have-half-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638399-there-was-a-depressed-sausage-he-thought-his-life-was-the-wurst/video/player 2026-01-31T18:56:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638399-there-was-a-depressed-sausage-he-thought-his-life-was-the-wurst/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638399-there-was-a-depressed-sausage-he-thought-his-life-was-the-wurst/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638399-there-was-a-depressed-sausage-he-thought-his-life-was-the-wurst/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638399-there-was-a-depressed-sausage-he-thought-his-life-was-the-wurst/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638403-whats-a-dogs-favorite-mode-of-transportation-a-waggin/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638403-whats-a-dogs-favorite-mode-of-transportation-a-waggin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638403-whats-a-dogs-favorite-mode-of-transportation-a-waggin/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638403-whats-a-dogs-favorite-mode-of-transportation-a-waggin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638403-whats-a-dogs-favorite-mode-of-transportation-a-waggin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638404-why-did-the-sand-dune-blush-because-the-sea-weed/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638404-why-did-the-sand-dune-blush-because-the-sea-weed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638404-why-did-the-sand-dune-blush-because-the-sea-weed/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638404-why-did-the-sand-dune-blush-because-the-sea-weed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638404-why-did-the-sand-dune-blush-because-the-sea-weed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638406-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-peach-he-got-impeached/video/player 2026-05-05T03:25:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638406-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-peach-he-got-impeached/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638406-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-peach-he-got-impeached/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638406-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-peach-he-got-impeached/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638406-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-peach-he-got-impeached/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638408-why-do-elephants-paint-their-toenails-red-so-they-can-hide-in-cherry-trees-you-ever-seen/video/player 2024-09-18T16:01:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638408-why-do-elephants-paint-their-toenails-red-so-they-can-hide-in-cherry-trees-you-ever-seen/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638408-why-do-elephants-paint-their-toenails-red-so-they-can-hide-in-cherry-trees-you-ever-seen/video/player 2023-03-19T15:30:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638408-why-do-elephants-paint-their-toenails-red-so-they-can-hide-in-cherry-trees-you-ever-seen/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638408-why-do-elephants-paint-their-toenails-red-so-they-can-hide-in-cherry-trees-you-ever-seen/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:30:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638410-what-did-the-mexican-firecheif-name-his-kids-hose-a-and-hose-b/video/player 2026-05-03T03:11:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638410-what-did-the-mexican-firecheif-name-his-kids-hose-a-and-hose-b/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638410-what-did-the-mexican-firecheif-name-his-kids-hose-a-and-hose-b/video/player 2023-03-19T15:31:09+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638410-what-did-the-mexican-firecheif-name-his-kids-hose-a-and-hose-b/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638410-what-did-the-mexican-firecheif-name-his-kids-hose-a-and-hose-b/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:31:09+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638414-what-did-the-german-physicist-use-to-drink-his-beer-ein-stein-from-big-nate-as-told/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. From Big Nate, as told by my kid. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. From Big Nate, as told by my kid. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638414-what-did-the-german-physicist-use-to-drink-his-beer-ein-stein-from-big-nate-as-told/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638414-what-did-the-german-physicist-use-to-drink-his-beer-ein-stein-from-big-nate-as-told/video/player 2023-03-19T15:31:25+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. From Big Nate, as told by my kid. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. From Big Nate, as told by my kid. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638414-what-did-the-german-physicist-use-to-drink-his-beer-ein-stein-from-big-nate-as-told/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638414-what-did-the-german-physicist-use-to-drink-his-beer-ein-stein-from-big-nate-as-told/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:31:25+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638416-what-did-earth-say-to-the-other-planets-you-guys-have-no-life/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638416-what-did-earth-say-to-the-other-planets-you-guys-have-no-life/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638416-what-did-earth-say-to-the-other-planets-you-guys-have-no-life/video/player 2023-03-19T15:31:35+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638416-what-did-earth-say-to-the-other-planets-you-guys-have-no-life/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638416-what-did-earth-say-to-the-other-planets-you-guys-have-no-life/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:31:35+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638419-one-time-we-ran-out-of-soap-so-we-had-to-use-hand-sanitizer/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 One time we ran out of soap so we had to use hand sanitizer!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One time we ran out of soap so we had to use hand sanitizer!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638419-one-time-we-ran-out-of-soap-so-we-had-to-use-hand-sanitizer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638419-one-time-we-ran-out-of-soap-so-we-had-to-use-hand-sanitizer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:31:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg One time we ran out of soap so we had to use hand sanitizer!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One time we ran out of soap so we had to use hand sanitizer!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638419-one-time-we-ran-out-of-soap-so-we-had-to-use-hand-sanitizer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638419-one-time-we-ran-out-of-soap-so-we-had-to-use-hand-sanitizer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:31:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638420-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-two-white-stallions-fell-in-the-mud/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638420-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-two-white-stallions-fell-in-the-mud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638420-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-two-white-stallions-fell-in-the-mud/video/player 2023-03-19T15:31:59+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two white stallions fell in the mud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638420-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-two-white-stallions-fell-in-the-mud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638420-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-two-white-stallions-fell-in-the-mud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:31:59+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638422-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-frog-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video/player 2026-04-20T18:51:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638422-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-frog-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638422-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-frog-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video/player 2023-03-19T15:32:12+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one frog say to the other frog? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638422-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-frog-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638422-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-frog-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:32:12+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638424-why-did-the-boy-take-a-pencil-and-paper-to-bed-he-was-told-to-draw-the-curtains-before/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638424-why-did-the-boy-take-a-pencil-and-paper-to-bed-he-was-told-to-draw-the-curtains-before/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638424-why-did-the-boy-take-a-pencil-and-paper-to-bed-he-was-told-to-draw-the-curtains-before/video/player 2023-03-19T15:32:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638424-why-did-the-boy-take-a-pencil-and-paper-to-bed-he-was-told-to-draw-the-curtains-before/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638424-why-did-the-boy-take-a-pencil-and-paper-to-bed-he-was-told-to-draw-the-curtains-before/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:32:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638425-clean-joke-about-sorority-girls-why-do-sorority-girls-only-travel-in-odd-numbered/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638425-clean-joke-about-sorority-girls-why-do-sorority-girls-only-travel-in-odd-numbered/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638425-clean-joke-about-sorority-girls-why-do-sorority-girls-only-travel-in-odd-numbered/video/player 2023-03-19T15:32:33+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Clean joke about sorority girls Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups? Because they *can't even*! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638425-clean-joke-about-sorority-girls-why-do-sorority-girls-only-travel-in-odd-numbered/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638425-clean-joke-about-sorority-girls-why-do-sorority-girls-only-travel-in-odd-numbered/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:32:33+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638426-what-did-the-8-say-to-the-0-hey-fatty/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638426-what-did-the-8-say-to-the-0-hey-fatty/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638426-what-did-the-8-say-to-the-0-hey-fatty/video/player 2023-03-19T15:32:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638426-what-did-the-8-say-to-the-0-hey-fatty/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638426-what-did-the-8-say-to-the-0-hey-fatty/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:32:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638431-knock-knock-whos-there-sombrero-sombrero-who-sombrero-ver-the/video/player 2024-11-15T16:21:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO VER THE RAINBOW**** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO VER THE RAINBOW**** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638431-knock-knock-whos-there-sombrero-sombrero-who-sombrero-ver-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638431-knock-knock-whos-there-sombrero-sombrero-who-sombrero-ver-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:33:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO VER THE RAINBOW**** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO VER THE RAINBOW**** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638431-knock-knock-whos-there-sombrero-sombrero-who-sombrero-ver-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638431-knock-knock-whos-there-sombrero-sombrero-who-sombrero-ver-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:33:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638433-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-its-impossible-to-put-down/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm reading a book about anti gravity... ... It's impossible to put down - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm reading a book about anti gravity... ... It's impossible to put down - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638433-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-its-impossible-to-put-down/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638433-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-its-impossible-to-put-down/video/player 2023-03-19T15:33:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm reading a book about anti gravity... ... It's impossible to put down - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm reading a book about anti gravity... ... It's impossible to put down - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638433-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-its-impossible-to-put-down/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638433-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-its-impossible-to-put-down/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:33:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638435-what-name-is-given-to-the-most-chickens-peggy/video/player 2026-01-31T18:23:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638435-what-name-is-given-to-the-most-chickens-peggy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638435-what-name-is-given-to-the-most-chickens-peggy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:33:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638435-what-name-is-given-to-the-most-chickens-peggy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638435-what-name-is-given-to-the-most-chickens-peggy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:33:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638437-why-is-dr-frankenstein-never-lonely-hes-good-at-making-friends/video/player 2024-11-15T14:31:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638437-why-is-dr-frankenstein-never-lonely-hes-good-at-making-friends/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638437-why-is-dr-frankenstein-never-lonely-hes-good-at-making-friends/video/player 2023-03-19T15:33:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638437-why-is-dr-frankenstein-never-lonely-hes-good-at-making-friends/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638437-why-is-dr-frankenstein-never-lonely-hes-good-at-making-friends/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:33:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638440-what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-does-karate-a-pork-chop/video/player 2024-10-17T17:08:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638440-what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-does-karate-a-pork-chop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638440-what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-does-karate-a-pork-chop/video/player 2023-03-19T15:33:54+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638440-what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-does-karate-a-pork-chop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638440-what-do-you-call-a-pig-that-does-karate-a-pork-chop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:33:54+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638443-what-was-the-car-doing-in-the-dressing-room-changing-attire/video/player 2024-05-13T10:19:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638443-what-was-the-car-doing-in-the-dressing-room-changing-attire/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638443-what-was-the-car-doing-in-the-dressing-room-changing-attire/video/player 2023-03-19T15:34:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638443-what-was-the-car-doing-in-the-dressing-room-changing-attire/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638443-what-was-the-car-doing-in-the-dressing-room-changing-attire/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:34:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638444-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-dogs-a-ruff-terrain/video/player 2024-03-21T02:54:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638444-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-dogs-a-ruff-terrain/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638444-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-dogs-a-ruff-terrain/video/player 2023-03-19T15:34:20+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638444-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-dogs-a-ruff-terrain/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638444-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-dogs-a-ruff-terrain/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:34:20+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638446-how-do-you-prepare-for-a-party-in-space-you-planet-thanks-ubostoncentrist/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638446-how-do-you-prepare-for-a-party-in-space-you-planet-thanks-ubostoncentrist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638446-how-do-you-prepare-for-a-party-in-space-you-planet-thanks-ubostoncentrist/video/player 2023-03-19T15:34:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638446-how-do-you-prepare-for-a-party-in-space-you-planet-thanks-ubostoncentrist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638446-how-do-you-prepare-for-a-party-in-space-you-planet-thanks-ubostoncentrist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:34:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638449-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-octopus-with-a-cow-a-stern-rebuke-from-the-ethics/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638449-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-octopus-with-a-cow-a-stern-rebuke-from-the-ethics/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638449-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-octopus-with-a-cow-a-stern-rebuke-from-the-ethics/video/player 2023-03-19T15:34:49+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638449-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-octopus-with-a-cow-a-stern-rebuke-from-the-ethics/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638449-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-octopus-with-a-cow-a-stern-rebuke-from-the-ethics/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:34:49+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638450-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638450-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638450-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638450-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638450-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638453-two-bookworms-were-having-a-dispute-across-an-open-book-until-one-bookworm-moves/video/player 2024-12-22T17:08:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638453-two-bookworms-were-having-a-dispute-across-an-open-book-until-one-bookworm-moves/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638453-two-bookworms-were-having-a-dispute-across-an-open-book-until-one-bookworm-moves/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two bookworms were having a dispute... ...across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638453-two-bookworms-were-having-a-dispute-across-an-open-book-until-one-bookworm-moves/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638453-two-bookworms-were-having-a-dispute-across-an-open-book-until-one-bookworm-moves/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638454-which-kitchen-appliance-tells-the-best-jokes-the-beater-he-cracks-everybody-up/video/player 2024-10-15T23:29:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater he cracks everybody up! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater he cracks everybody up! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638454-which-kitchen-appliance-tells-the-best-jokes-the-beater-he-cracks-everybody-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638454-which-kitchen-appliance-tells-the-best-jokes-the-beater-he-cracks-everybody-up/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater he cracks everybody up! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater he cracks everybody up! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638454-which-kitchen-appliance-tells-the-best-jokes-the-beater-he-cracks-everybody-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638454-which-kitchen-appliance-tells-the-best-jokes-the-beater-he-cracks-everybody-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638458-why-did-the-jellyroll-he-saw-the-apple-turnover/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638458-why-did-the-jellyroll-he-saw-the-apple-turnover/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638458-why-did-the-jellyroll-he-saw-the-apple-turnover/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:28+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638458-why-did-the-jellyroll-he-saw-the-apple-turnover/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638458-why-did-the-jellyroll-he-saw-the-apple-turnover/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:28+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638461-why-did-the-chicken-q-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-naked-a-because-chickens/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638461-why-did-the-chicken-q-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-naked-a-because-chickens/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638461-why-did-the-chicken-q-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-naked-a-because-chickens/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:38+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked? A: Because chickens don't wear clothes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638461-why-did-the-chicken-q-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-naked-a-because-chickens/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638461-why-did-the-chicken-q-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-naked-a-because-chickens/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:38+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638462-what-do-you-call-protestants-who-want-to-save-a-dime-econoclasts/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638462-what-do-you-call-protestants-who-want-to-save-a-dime-econoclasts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638462-what-do-you-call-protestants-who-want-to-save-a-dime-econoclasts/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638462-what-do-you-call-protestants-who-want-to-save-a-dime-econoclasts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638462-what-do-you-call-protestants-who-want-to-save-a-dime-econoclasts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638464-what-do-dwarves-use-to-cut-their-pizza-little-caesars/video/player 2026-06-17T20:41:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638464-what-do-dwarves-use-to-cut-their-pizza-little-caesars/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638464-what-do-dwarves-use-to-cut-their-pizza-little-caesars/video/player 2023-03-19T15:35:59+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do dwarves use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638464-what-do-dwarves-use-to-cut-their-pizza-little-caesars/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638464-what-do-dwarves-use-to-cut-their-pizza-little-caesars/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:35:59+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638465-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video/player 2024-10-27T00:04:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638465-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638465-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T15:36:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638465-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638465-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:36:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638467-whats-that-coffee-drink-with-icecream-i-used-to-know-it-but-affogato/video/player 2026-05-03T03:46:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638467-whats-that-coffee-drink-with-icecream-i-used-to-know-it-but-affogato/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638467-whats-that-coffee-drink-with-icecream-i-used-to-know-it-but-affogato/video/player 2023-03-19T15:36:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638467-whats-that-coffee-drink-with-icecream-i-used-to-know-it-but-affogato/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638467-whats-that-coffee-drink-with-icecream-i-used-to-know-it-but-affogato/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:36:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638472-where-did-napoleon-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638472-where-did-napoleon-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638472-where-did-napoleon-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2023-03-19T15:36:42+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638472-where-did-napoleon-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638472-where-did-napoleon-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:36:42+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638481-makeup-beauty-omg-oh-my-girl-so-cute-next-morning-without-makeup-omg-ohh-my-god/video/player 2025-08-27T01:03:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638481-makeup-beauty-omg-oh-my-girl-so-cute-next-morning-without-makeup-omg-ohh-my-god/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638481-makeup-beauty-omg-oh-my-girl-so-cute-next-morning-without-makeup-omg-ohh-my-god/video/player 2023-03-19T15:37:02+00:00 97 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638481-makeup-beauty-omg-oh-my-girl-so-cute-next-morning-without-makeup-omg-ohh-my-god/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638481-makeup-beauty-omg-oh-my-girl-so-cute-next-morning-without-makeup-omg-ohh-my-god/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:37:02+00:00 97 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638482-time-flies-like-the-wind-fruit-flies-like-bananas/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638482-time-flies-like-the-wind-fruit-flies-like-bananas/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638482-time-flies-like-the-wind-fruit-flies-like-bananas/video/player 2023-03-19T15:37:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638482-time-flies-like-the-wind-fruit-flies-like-bananas/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638482-time-flies-like-the-wind-fruit-flies-like-bananas/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:37:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638485-what-did-vincent-van-gogh-call-himself-when-he-joined-the-justice-league-the-starry/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638485-what-did-vincent-van-gogh-call-himself-when-he-joined-the-justice-league-the-starry/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638485-what-did-vincent-van-gogh-call-himself-when-he-joined-the-justice-league-the-starry/video/player 2023-03-19T15:37:19+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League? The Starry Knight - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638485-what-did-vincent-van-gogh-call-himself-when-he-joined-the-justice-league-the-starry/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638485-what-did-vincent-van-gogh-call-himself-when-he-joined-the-justice-league-the-starry/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:37:19+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638488-why-did-the-boy-take-a-ladder-to-school-he-wanted-to-go-to-high-school/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638488-why-did-the-boy-take-a-ladder-to-school-he-wanted-to-go-to-high-school/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638488-why-did-the-boy-take-a-ladder-to-school-he-wanted-to-go-to-high-school/video/player 2023-03-19T15:37:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638488-why-did-the-boy-take-a-ladder-to-school-he-wanted-to-go-to-high-school/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638488-why-did-the-boy-take-a-ladder-to-school-he-wanted-to-go-to-high-school/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:37:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638490-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638490-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638490-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video/player 2023-03-19T15:37:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638490-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638490-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:37:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638494-what-kind-of-house-does-a-stoned-loaf-of-bread-live-in-a-high-rise/video/player 2024-05-13T09:16:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638494-what-kind-of-house-does-a-stoned-loaf-of-bread-live-in-a-high-rise/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638494-what-kind-of-house-does-a-stoned-loaf-of-bread-live-in-a-high-rise/video/player 2023-03-19T15:37:55+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638494-what-kind-of-house-does-a-stoned-loaf-of-bread-live-in-a-high-rise/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638494-what-kind-of-house-does-a-stoned-loaf-of-bread-live-in-a-high-rise/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:37:55+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638497-whats-a-bakers-biggest-fear-something-going-a-rye-while-theyre-raisin-bread/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a rye while they're raisin' bread. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a rye while they're raisin' bread. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638497-whats-a-bakers-biggest-fear-something-going-a-rye-while-theyre-raisin-bread/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638497-whats-a-bakers-biggest-fear-something-going-a-rye-while-theyre-raisin-bread/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a rye while they're raisin' bread. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a baker's biggest fear? Something going a rye while they're raisin' bread. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638497-whats-a-bakers-biggest-fear-something-going-a-rye-while-theyre-raisin-bread/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638497-whats-a-bakers-biggest-fear-something-going-a-rye-while-theyre-raisin-bread/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-firecracker-and-a-duck-a-firequacker/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-firecracker-and-a-duck-a-firequacker/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-firecracker-and-a-duck-a-firequacker/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck? A firequacker. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-firecracker-and-a-duck-a-firequacker/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-firecracker-and-a-duck-a-firequacker/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638499-whats-the-best-way-to-get-a-hold-of-vin-diesel-im-groot-d-source/video/player 2026-02-21T16:06:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638499-whats-the-best-way-to-get-a-hold-of-vin-diesel-im-groot-d-source/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638499-whats-the-best-way-to-get-a-hold-of-vin-diesel-im-groot-d-source/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:04+00:00 41 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel? IM Groot. : D Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvlj1u9S258 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638499-whats-the-best-way-to-get-a-hold-of-vin-diesel-im-groot-d-source/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638499-whats-the-best-way-to-get-a-hold-of-vin-diesel-im-groot-d-source/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:04+00:00 41 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638500-why-did-everyone-trust-the-marsupial-everything-he-said-was-troo/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638500-why-did-everyone-trust-the-marsupial-everything-he-said-was-troo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638500-why-did-everyone-trust-the-marsupial-everything-he-said-was-troo/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:05+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638500-why-did-everyone-trust-the-marsupial-everything-he-said-was-troo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638500-why-did-everyone-trust-the-marsupial-everything-he-said-was-troo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:05+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638501-why-are-manhole-covers-round-because-manholes-are-round/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638501-why-are-manhole-covers-round-because-manholes-are-round/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638501-why-are-manhole-covers-round-because-manholes-are-round/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638501-why-are-manhole-covers-round-because-manholes-are-round/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638501-why-are-manhole-covers-round-because-manholes-are-round/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638502-this-dermatologist-waits-a-month-to-diagnose-a-skin-disorder-shes-reluctant-to-make/video/player 2024-11-15T16:16:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638502-this-dermatologist-waits-a-month-to-diagnose-a-skin-disorder-shes-reluctant-to-make/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638502-this-dermatologist-waits-a-month-to-diagnose-a-skin-disorder-shes-reluctant-to-make/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638502-this-dermatologist-waits-a-month-to-diagnose-a-skin-disorder-shes-reluctant-to-make/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638502-this-dermatologist-waits-a-month-to-diagnose-a-skin-disorder-shes-reluctant-to-make/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638503-what-did-one-casket-say-to-the-other-is-that-you-coffin/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638503-what-did-one-casket-say-to-the-other-is-that-you-coffin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638503-what-did-one-casket-say-to-the-other-is-that-you-coffin/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:13+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one casket say to the other? "Is that you coffin?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638503-what-did-one-casket-say-to-the-other-is-that-you-coffin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638503-what-did-one-casket-say-to-the-other-is-that-you-coffin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:13+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638504-how-does-a-hamburger-introduce-his-girlfriend-meat-patty-thought-of-you-guys/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638504-how-does-a-hamburger-introduce-his-girlfriend-meat-patty-thought-of-you-guys/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638504-how-does-a-hamburger-introduce-his-girlfriend-meat-patty-thought-of-you-guys/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:14+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638504-how-does-a-hamburger-introduce-his-girlfriend-meat-patty-thought-of-you-guys/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638504-how-does-a-hamburger-introduce-his-girlfriend-meat-patty-thought-of-you-guys/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:14+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638505-how-does-a-mathematician-get-tan-sincos/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638505-how-does-a-mathematician-get-tan-sincos/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638505-how-does-a-mathematician-get-tan-sincos/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:15+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638505-how-does-a-mathematician-get-tan-sincos/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638505-how-does-a-mathematician-get-tan-sincos/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:15+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638506-what-is-a-martians-favourite-chocolate-a-mars-bar/video/player 2026-02-09T17:56:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638506-what-is-a-martians-favourite-chocolate-a-mars-bar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638506-what-is-a-martians-favourite-chocolate-a-mars-bar/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638506-what-is-a-martians-favourite-chocolate-a-mars-bar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638506-what-is-a-martians-favourite-chocolate-a-mars-bar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638507-where-did-sally-go-after-the-explosion-everywhere/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638507-where-did-sally-go-after-the-explosion-everywhere/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638507-where-did-sally-go-after-the-explosion-everywhere/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638507-where-did-sally-go-after-the-explosion-everywhere/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638507-where-did-sally-go-after-the-explosion-everywhere/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638508-breaking-news-energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery/video/player 2024-05-13T10:11:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638508-breaking-news-energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638508-breaking-news-energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:24+00:00 32 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638508-breaking-news-energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638508-breaking-news-energizer-bunny-arrested-charged-with-battery/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:24+00:00 32 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638509-what-did-the-cow-say-when-it-saw-the-farmer-twice-in-one-day-deja-moo/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638509-what-did-the-cow-say-when-it-saw-the-farmer-twice-in-one-day-deja-moo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638509-what-did-the-cow-say-when-it-saw-the-farmer-twice-in-one-day-deja-moo/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:25+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638509-what-did-the-cow-say-when-it-saw-the-farmer-twice-in-one-day-deja-moo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638509-what-did-the-cow-say-when-it-saw-the-farmer-twice-in-one-day-deja-moo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:25+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638510-what-is-agitated-buy-joyful-a-washing-machine/video/player 2024-03-21T02:55:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is agitated buy joyful? A washing machine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is agitated buy joyful? A washing machine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638510-what-is-agitated-buy-joyful-a-washing-machine/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638510-what-is-agitated-buy-joyful-a-washing-machine/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is agitated buy joyful? A washing machine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is agitated buy joyful? A washing machine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638510-what-is-agitated-buy-joyful-a-washing-machine/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638510-what-is-agitated-buy-joyful-a-washing-machine/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638511-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-dinosaur-a-dino-snore/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638511-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-dinosaur-a-dino-snore/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638511-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-dinosaur-a-dino-snore/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:29+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino snore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638511-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-dinosaur-a-dino-snore/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638511-what-do-you-call-a-sleeping-dinosaur-a-dino-snore/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:29+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638512-what-did-the-butcher-say-when-he-handed-his-customer-an-empty-pack-of-hotdogs-on/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638512-what-did-the-butcher-say-when-he-handed-his-customer-an-empty-pack-of-hotdogs-on/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638512-what-did-the-butcher-say-when-he-handed-his-customer-an-empty-pack-of-hotdogs-on/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:30+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638512-what-did-the-butcher-say-when-he-handed-his-customer-an-empty-pack-of-hotdogs-on/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638512-what-did-the-butcher-say-when-he-handed-his-customer-an-empty-pack-of-hotdogs-on/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:30+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638513-its-an-emergency-i-need-underwear-jokes-my-baby-sister-needs-underwear-jokes-for-some/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638513-its-an-emergency-i-need-underwear-jokes-my-baby-sister-needs-underwear-jokes-for-some/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638513-its-an-emergency-i-need-underwear-jokes-my-baby-sister-needs-underwear-jokes-for-some/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! It's an emergency! I need underwear jokes. My baby sister needs underwear jokes for some mysterious reason. I need your guys help! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638513-its-an-emergency-i-need-underwear-jokes-my-baby-sister-needs-underwear-jokes-for-some/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638513-its-an-emergency-i-need-underwear-jokes-my-baby-sister-needs-underwear-jokes-for-some/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638514-congratulation-on-the-new-baby-from-your-family-except-from-me-because-i-dont/video/player 2024-10-27T01:11:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638514-congratulation-on-the-new-baby-from-your-family-except-from-me-because-i-dont/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638514-congratulation-on-the-new-baby-from-your-family-except-from-me-because-i-dont/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:33+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Congratulation on the new baby, from your family... except from me because I don't really care. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638514-congratulation-on-the-new-baby-from-your-family-except-from-me-because-i-dont/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638514-congratulation-on-the-new-baby-from-your-family-except-from-me-because-i-dont/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:33+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638515-whats-the-internal-temperature-of-a-taun-taun-lukewarm/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Lukewarm - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Lukewarm - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638515-whats-the-internal-temperature-of-a-taun-taun-lukewarm/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638515-whats-the-internal-temperature-of-a-taun-taun-lukewarm/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Lukewarm - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? Lukewarm - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638515-whats-the-internal-temperature-of-a-taun-taun-lukewarm/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638515-whats-the-internal-temperature-of-a-taun-taun-lukewarm/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638516-can-february-march-no-but-april-may/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Can February March? No, but April May. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Can February March? No, but April May. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638516-can-february-march-no-but-april-may/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638516-can-february-march-no-but-april-may/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Can February March? No, but April May. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Can February March? No, but April May. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638516-can-february-march-no-but-april-may/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638516-can-february-march-no-but-april-may/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638517-why-are-there-only-two-hundred-and-thirty-nine-beans-in-a-bowl-of-bean-soup-because/video/player 2025-08-29T12:49:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two farty - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two farty - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638517-why-are-there-only-two-hundred-and-thirty-nine-beans-in-a-bowl-of-bean-soup-because/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638517-why-are-there-only-two-hundred-and-thirty-nine-beans-in-a-bowl-of-bean-soup-because/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:36+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two farty - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup? Because just one more and it would be two farty - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638517-why-are-there-only-two-hundred-and-thirty-nine-beans-in-a-bowl-of-bean-soup-because/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638517-why-are-there-only-two-hundred-and-thirty-nine-beans-in-a-bowl-of-bean-soup-because/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:36+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638518-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-business/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638518-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-business/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638518-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-business/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638518-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-business/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638518-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-it-gets-jalapeno-business/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638519-whats-it-called-when-a-planet-orbits-its-sun-8-times-an-orbyte/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638519-whats-it-called-when-a-planet-orbits-its-sun-8-times-an-orbyte/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638519-whats-it-called-when-a-planet-orbits-its-sun-8-times-an-orbyte/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638519-whats-it-called-when-a-planet-orbits-its-sun-8-times-an-orbyte/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638519-whats-it-called-when-a-planet-orbits-its-sun-8-times-an-orbyte/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638520-who-is-william-shatners-mythical-nemesis-the-lepre-khaaaaannnnn/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre khaaaaannnnn!!!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre khaaaaannnnn!!!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638520-who-is-william-shatners-mythical-nemesis-the-lepre-khaaaaannnnn/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638520-who-is-william-shatners-mythical-nemesis-the-lepre-khaaaaannnnn/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:42+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre khaaaaannnnn!!!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre khaaaaannnnn!!!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638520-who-is-william-shatners-mythical-nemesis-the-lepre-khaaaaannnnn/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638520-who-is-william-shatners-mythical-nemesis-the-lepre-khaaaaannnnn/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:42+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638521-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-go-skydiving-it-scares-their-seeing-eye-dog/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing eye dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing eye dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638521-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-go-skydiving-it-scares-their-seeing-eye-dog/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638521-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-go-skydiving-it-scares-their-seeing-eye-dog/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:43+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing eye dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? It scares their seeing eye dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638521-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-go-skydiving-it-scares-their-seeing-eye-dog/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638521-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-go-skydiving-it-scares-their-seeing-eye-dog/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:43+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638522-what-does-clark-kent-have-for-breakfast-alter-eggos/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does clark kent have for breakfast? alter eggos - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does clark kent have for breakfast? alter eggos - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638522-what-does-clark-kent-have-for-breakfast-alter-eggos/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638522-what-does-clark-kent-have-for-breakfast-alter-eggos/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does clark kent have for breakfast? alter eggos - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does clark kent have for breakfast? alter eggos - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638522-what-does-clark-kent-have-for-breakfast-alter-eggos/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638522-what-does-clark-kent-have-for-breakfast-alter-eggos/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638523-i-met-phil-spectors-brother-crispin-the-other-day-hes-head-of-quality-control-at-lays/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638523-i-met-phil-spectors-brother-crispin-the-other-day-hes-head-of-quality-control-at-lays/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638523-i-met-phil-spectors-brother-crispin-the-other-day-hes-head-of-quality-control-at-lays/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:45+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638523-i-met-phil-spectors-brother-crispin-the-other-day-hes-head-of-quality-control-at-lays/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638523-i-met-phil-spectors-brother-crispin-the-other-day-hes-head-of-quality-control-at-lays/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:45+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638524-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-ba-dum-tss/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum tss - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum tss - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638524-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-ba-dum-tss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638524-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-ba-dum-tss/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:46+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum tss - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba dum tss - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638524-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-ba-dum-tss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638524-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-ba-dum-tss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:46+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638525-where-do-pots-go-on-vacation-japan-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638525-where-do-pots-go-on-vacation-japan-from-my-9-year-old/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638525-where-do-pots-go-on-vacation-japan-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638525-where-do-pots-go-on-vacation-japan-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638525-where-do-pots-go-on-vacation-japan-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638526-why-does-mario-hate-punchbug-because-he-bruises-like-a-peach/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like a Peach! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like a Peach! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638526-why-does-mario-hate-punchbug-because-he-bruises-like-a-peach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638526-why-does-mario-hate-punchbug-because-he-bruises-like-a-peach/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like a Peach! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like a Peach! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638526-why-does-mario-hate-punchbug-because-he-bruises-like-a-peach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638526-why-does-mario-hate-punchbug-because-he-bruises-like-a-peach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638527-did-you-hear-about-the-scarecrow-who-won-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2026-02-23T08:48:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638527-did-you-hear-about-the-scarecrow-who-won-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638527-did-you-hear-about-the-scarecrow-who-won-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638527-did-you-hear-about-the-scarecrow-who-won-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638527-did-you-hear-about-the-scarecrow-who-won-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638528-my-laptop-is-so-dumb-every-time-it-says-your-password-is-incorrect-i-type-in/video/player 2024-05-13T09:34:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638528-my-laptop-is-so-dumb-every-time-it-says-your-password-is-incorrect-i-type-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638528-my-laptop-is-so-dumb-every-time-it-says-your-password-is-incorrect-i-type-in/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638528-my-laptop-is-so-dumb-every-time-it-says-your-password-is-incorrect-i-type-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638528-my-laptop-is-so-dumb-every-time-it-says-your-password-is-incorrect-i-type-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638529-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-because-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two tired. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two tired. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638529-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-because-it-was-two-tired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638529-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-because-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two tired. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two tired. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638529-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-because-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638529-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-because-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638530-when-german-children-play-a-game-involving-touching-each-other-with-bread-its-called/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638530-when-german-children-play-a-game-involving-touching-each-other-with-bread-its-called/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638530-when-german-children-play-a-game-involving-touching-each-other-with-bread-its-called/video/player 2023-03-19T15:38:59+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When German children play a game involving touching each other with bread... it's called gluten tag. I'll show myself out. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638530-when-german-children-play-a-game-involving-touching-each-other-with-bread-its-called/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638530-when-german-children-play-a-game-involving-touching-each-other-with-bread-its-called/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:38:59+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638531-a-man-was-caught-stealing-in-a-supermarket-today-while-balanced-on-the-shoulders/video/player 2026-01-31T21:41:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638531-a-man-was-caught-stealing-in-a-supermarket-today-while-balanced-on-the-shoulders/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638531-a-man-was-caught-stealing-in-a-supermarket-today-while-balanced-on-the-shoulders/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:00+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today... ...while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638531-a-man-was-caught-stealing-in-a-supermarket-today-while-balanced-on-the-shoulders/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638531-a-man-was-caught-stealing-in-a-supermarket-today-while-balanced-on-the-shoulders/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:00+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638532-says-she-say-something-soft-and-sweet-says-he-marshmallow/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Says she: "Say something soft and sweet" Says he: "Marshmallow." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Says she: "Say something soft and sweet" Says he: "Marshmallow." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638532-says-she-say-something-soft-and-sweet-says-he-marshmallow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638532-says-she-say-something-soft-and-sweet-says-he-marshmallow/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Says she: "Say something soft and sweet" Says he: "Marshmallow." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Says she: "Say something soft and sweet" Says he: "Marshmallow." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638532-says-she-say-something-soft-and-sweet-says-he-marshmallow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638532-says-she-say-something-soft-and-sweet-says-he-marshmallow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638533-why-do-cicadas-stay-up-all-night-chirping-irregularly-unable-to-sleep-their-cicadan/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638533-why-do-cicadas-stay-up-all-night-chirping-irregularly-unable-to-sleep-their-cicadan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638533-why-do-cicadas-stay-up-all-night-chirping-irregularly-unable-to-sleep-their-cicadan/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep? Their cicadan rhythm is off - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638533-why-do-cicadas-stay-up-all-night-chirping-irregularly-unable-to-sleep-their-cicadan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638533-why-do-cicadas-stay-up-all-night-chirping-irregularly-unable-to-sleep-their-cicadan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638534-every-morning-i-run-around-the-block-5-times-then-i-slide-the-block-back-under-the/video/player 2024-05-13T09:39:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638534-every-morning-i-run-around-the-block-5-times-then-i-slide-the-block-back-under-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638534-every-morning-i-run-around-the-block-5-times-then-i-slide-the-block-back-under-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:04+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638534-every-morning-i-run-around-the-block-5-times-then-i-slide-the-block-back-under-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638534-every-morning-i-run-around-the-block-5-times-then-i-slide-the-block-back-under-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:04+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638535-what-do-you-call-people-who-pretend-to-be-irish-on-st-patricks-day-counterfitz/video/player 2026-02-24T20:01:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638535-what-do-you-call-people-who-pretend-to-be-irish-on-st-patricks-day-counterfitz/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638535-what-do-you-call-people-who-pretend-to-be-irish-on-st-patricks-day-counterfitz/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:10+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day? Counterfitz - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638535-what-do-you-call-people-who-pretend-to-be-irish-on-st-patricks-day-counterfitz/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638535-what-do-you-call-people-who-pretend-to-be-irish-on-st-patricks-day-counterfitz/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:10+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638536-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638536-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638536-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:10+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638536-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638536-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:10+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638537-what-do-you-call-a-monk-that-operates-a-door-unlocking-service-a-monkey-ps-i-have-a/video/player 2025-01-08T21:09:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638537-what-do-you-call-a-monk-that-operates-a-door-unlocking-service-a-monkey-ps-i-have-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638537-what-do-you-call-a-monk-that-operates-a-door-unlocking-service-a-monkey-ps-i-have-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:12+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service? A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638537-what-do-you-call-a-monk-that-operates-a-door-unlocking-service-a-monkey-ps-i-have-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638537-what-do-you-call-a-monk-that-operates-a-door-unlocking-service-a-monkey-ps-i-have-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:12+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638538-i-love-when-i-have-dramatic-realizations-over-my-morning-cereal-i-call-em/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 I love when I have dramatic realizations over my morning cereal... ... I call 'em "breakfast epiphanies" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I love when I have dramatic realizations over my morning cereal... ... I call 'em "breakfast epiphanies" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638538-i-love-when-i-have-dramatic-realizations-over-my-morning-cereal-i-call-em/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638538-i-love-when-i-have-dramatic-realizations-over-my-morning-cereal-i-call-em/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I love when I have dramatic realizations over my morning cereal... ... I call 'em "breakfast epiphanies" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I love when I have dramatic realizations over my morning cereal... ... I call 'em "breakfast epiphanies" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638538-i-love-when-i-have-dramatic-realizations-over-my-morning-cereal-i-call-em/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638538-i-love-when-i-have-dramatic-realizations-over-my-morning-cereal-i-call-em/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638539-definitions-bigamist-an-italian-fog-myfunsalow-i-am-broke-in-italian-innuendo/video/player 2026-01-31T20:22:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Definitions Bigamist An Italian fog. Myfunsalow "I am broke" in Italian. Innuendo Italian for suppository. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Definitions Bigamist An Italian fog. Myfunsalow "I am broke" in Italian. Innuendo Italian for suppository. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638539-definitions-bigamist-an-italian-fog-myfunsalow-i-am-broke-in-italian-innuendo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638539-definitions-bigamist-an-italian-fog-myfunsalow-i-am-broke-in-italian-innuendo/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Definitions Bigamist An Italian fog. Myfunsalow "I am broke" in Italian. Innuendo Italian for suppository. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Definitions Bigamist An Italian fog. Myfunsalow "I am broke" in Italian. Innuendo Italian for suppository. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638539-definitions-bigamist-an-italian-fog-myfunsalow-i-am-broke-in-italian-innuendo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638539-definitions-bigamist-an-italian-fog-myfunsalow-i-am-broke-in-italian-innuendo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638540-have-you-heard-what-i-think-of-windmills-big-fan/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638540-have-you-heard-what-i-think-of-windmills-big-fan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638540-have-you-heard-what-i-think-of-windmills-big-fan/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:15+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard what I think of windmills? Big Fan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638540-have-you-heard-what-i-think-of-windmills-big-fan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638540-have-you-heard-what-i-think-of-windmills-big-fan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:15+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638541-i-saw-a-documentary-on-how-they-make-jeans-it-was-riveting/video/player 2026-04-20T16:59:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638541-i-saw-a-documentary-on-how-they-make-jeans-it-was-riveting/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638541-i-saw-a-documentary-on-how-they-make-jeans-it-was-riveting/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638541-i-saw-a-documentary-on-how-they-make-jeans-it-was-riveting/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638541-i-saw-a-documentary-on-how-they-make-jeans-it-was-riveting/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638542-max-wondered-why-the-ball-was-slowly-growing-larger-and-then-it-hit-him/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638542-max-wondered-why-the-ball-was-slowly-growing-larger-and-then-it-hit-him/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638542-max-wondered-why-the-ball-was-slowly-growing-larger-and-then-it-hit-him/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638542-max-wondered-why-the-ball-was-slowly-growing-larger-and-then-it-hit-him/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638542-max-wondered-why-the-ball-was-slowly-growing-larger-and-then-it-hit-him/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638543-what-goes-hahahahahathud-someone-laughing-their-head-off/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638543-what-goes-hahahahahathud-someone-laughing-their-head-off/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638543-what-goes-hahahahahathud-someone-laughing-their-head-off/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"? Someone laughing their head off - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638543-what-goes-hahahahahathud-someone-laughing-their-head-off/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638543-what-goes-hahahahahathud-someone-laughing-their-head-off/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638544-what-did-the-apple-say-to-the-pear-man-go-away/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638544-what-did-the-apple-say-to-the-pear-man-go-away/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638544-what-did-the-apple-say-to-the-pear-man-go-away/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638544-what-did-the-apple-say-to-the-pear-man-go-away/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638544-what-did-the-apple-say-to-the-pear-man-go-away/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638545-when-do-elephants-have-eight-feet-when-there-are-two-of-them/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638545-when-do-elephants-have-eight-feet-when-there-are-two-of-them/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638545-when-do-elephants-have-eight-feet-when-there-are-two-of-them/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638545-when-do-elephants-have-eight-feet-when-there-are-two-of-them/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638545-when-do-elephants-have-eight-feet-when-there-are-two-of-them/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638546-i-bought-a-duckdoo-yesterday-whats-a-duckdoo-quack-quack/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' "quack, quack" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' "quack, quack" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638546-i-bought-a-duckdoo-yesterday-whats-a-duckdoo-quack-quack/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638546-i-bought-a-duckdoo-yesterday-whats-a-duckdoo-quack-quack/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' "quack, quack" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I bought a duckdoo yesterday! 'What's a duckdoo?' "quack, quack" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638546-i-bought-a-duckdoo-yesterday-whats-a-duckdoo-quack-quack/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638546-i-bought-a-duckdoo-yesterday-whats-a-duckdoo-quack-quack/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638547-did-you-hear-about-the-homemade-poison-ivy-remedy-you-can-make-it-from-scratch/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638547-did-you-hear-about-the-homemade-poison-ivy-remedy-you-can-make-it-from-scratch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638547-did-you-hear-about-the-homemade-poison-ivy-remedy-you-can-make-it-from-scratch/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638547-did-you-hear-about-the-homemade-poison-ivy-remedy-you-can-make-it-from-scratch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638547-did-you-hear-about-the-homemade-poison-ivy-remedy-you-can-make-it-from-scratch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638548-james-bond-went-to-get-a-haircut-the-barber-asked-him-if-he-wanted-to-dye-his-hair-as/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied "Dye another day." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied "Dye another day." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638548-james-bond-went-to-get-a-haircut-the-barber-asked-him-if-he-wanted-to-dye-his-hair-as/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638548-james-bond-went-to-get-a-haircut-the-barber-asked-him-if-he-wanted-to-dye-his-hair-as/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:36+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied "Dye another day." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! James Bond went to get a haircut. The barber asked him if he wanted to dye his hair as well. Bond replied "Dye another day." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638548-james-bond-went-to-get-a-haircut-the-barber-asked-him-if-he-wanted-to-dye-his-hair-as/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638548-james-bond-went-to-get-a-haircut-the-barber-asked-him-if-he-wanted-to-dye-his-hair-as/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:36+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638549-what-do-you-call-batman-skipping-church-christian-bail/video/player 2024-03-21T02:56:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638549-what-do-you-call-batman-skipping-church-christian-bail/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638549-what-do-you-call-batman-skipping-church-christian-bail/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638549-what-do-you-call-batman-skipping-church-christian-bail/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638549-what-do-you-call-batman-skipping-church-christian-bail/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638550-a-man-started-to-throw-words-beginning-with-th-at-me-i-dodge-this-then-and-there-but/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming Tim Vine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming Tim Vine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638550-a-man-started-to-throw-words-beginning-with-th-at-me-i-dodge-this-then-and-there-but/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638550-a-man-started-to-throw-words-beginning-with-th-at-me-i-dodge-this-then-and-there-but/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:37+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming Tim Vine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man started to throw words beginning with 'th' at me I dodge this, then and there but I didn't see that coming Tim Vine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638550-a-man-started-to-throw-words-beginning-with-th-at-me-i-dodge-this-then-and-there-but/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638550-a-man-started-to-throw-words-beginning-with-th-at-me-i-dodge-this-then-and-there-but/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:37+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638551-i-named-my-cat-curiosity-he-killed-himself-nine-times/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 I named my cat "Curiosity". He killed himself ... Nine times. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I named my cat "Curiosity". He killed himself ... Nine times. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638551-i-named-my-cat-curiosity-he-killed-himself-nine-times/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638551-i-named-my-cat-curiosity-he-killed-himself-nine-times/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:37+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I named my cat "Curiosity". He killed himself ... Nine times. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I named my cat "Curiosity". He killed himself ... Nine times. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638551-i-named-my-cat-curiosity-he-killed-himself-nine-times/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638551-i-named-my-cat-curiosity-he-killed-himself-nine-times/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:37+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638552-why-did-the-mobster-buy-a-planner-so-he-could-organize-his-crime/video/player 2026-06-20T10:48:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638552-why-did-the-mobster-buy-a-planner-so-he-could-organize-his-crime/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638552-why-did-the-mobster-buy-a-planner-so-he-could-organize-his-crime/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638552-why-did-the-mobster-buy-a-planner-so-he-could-organize-his-crime/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638552-why-did-the-mobster-buy-a-planner-so-he-could-organize-his-crime/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638553-why-do-they-make-raisin-bran-commercials-for-raisin-bran-awareness/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638553-why-do-they-make-raisin-bran-commercials-for-raisin-bran-awareness/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638553-why-do-they-make-raisin-bran-commercials-for-raisin-bran-awareness/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:40+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638553-why-do-they-make-raisin-bran-commercials-for-raisin-bran-awareness/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638553-why-do-they-make-raisin-bran-commercials-for-raisin-bran-awareness/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:40+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638554-what-do-you-call-a-bald-porcupine-pointless/video/player 2025-12-16T02:04:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638554-what-do-you-call-a-bald-porcupine-pointless/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638554-what-do-you-call-a-bald-porcupine-pointless/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638554-what-do-you-call-a-bald-porcupine-pointless/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638554-what-do-you-call-a-bald-porcupine-pointless/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638555-im-getting-mighty-fed-up-with-these-sheep-human-hybrids-what-is-with-ewe-people/video/player 2026-05-06T18:35:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep human hybrids! What is with ewe people!? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep human hybrids! What is with ewe people!? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638555-im-getting-mighty-fed-up-with-these-sheep-human-hybrids-what-is-with-ewe-people/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638555-im-getting-mighty-fed-up-with-these-sheep-human-hybrids-what-is-with-ewe-people/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep human hybrids! What is with ewe people!? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep human hybrids! What is with ewe people!? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638555-im-getting-mighty-fed-up-with-these-sheep-human-hybrids-what-is-with-ewe-people/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638555-im-getting-mighty-fed-up-with-these-sheep-human-hybrids-what-is-with-ewe-people/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638556-my-finger-became-really-swollen-after-i-jammed-it-friday-and-thats-how-i-found-out-im/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638556-my-finger-became-really-swollen-after-i-jammed-it-friday-and-thats-how-i-found-out-im/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638556-my-finger-became-really-swollen-after-i-jammed-it-friday-and-thats-how-i-found-out-im/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638556-my-finger-became-really-swollen-after-i-jammed-it-friday-and-thats-how-i-found-out-im/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638556-my-finger-became-really-swollen-after-i-jammed-it-friday-and-thats-how-i-found-out-im/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638557-whats-beethovens-favorite-fruit-a-ba-na-na-naaaaa/video/player 2026-02-21T09:00:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba na na naaaaa - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba na na naaaaa - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638557-whats-beethovens-favorite-fruit-a-ba-na-na-naaaaa/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638557-whats-beethovens-favorite-fruit-a-ba-na-na-naaaaa/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:51+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba na na naaaaa - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba na na naaaaa - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638557-whats-beethovens-favorite-fruit-a-ba-na-na-naaaaa/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638557-whats-beethovens-favorite-fruit-a-ba-na-na-naaaaa/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:51+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638558-what-the-plate-say-to-the-other-plate-dinners-on-me/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638558-what-the-plate-say-to-the-other-plate-dinners-on-me/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638558-what-the-plate-say-to-the-other-plate-dinners-on-me/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638558-what-the-plate-say-to-the-other-plate-dinners-on-me/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638558-what-the-plate-say-to-the-other-plate-dinners-on-me/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638559-where-does-the-thumb-meet-its-type-at-the-space-bar-reddit-is-fun-im-staring-at-the/video/player 2024-10-24T03:10:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638559-where-does-the-thumb-meet-its-type-at-the-space-bar-reddit-is-fun-im-staring-at-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638559-where-does-the-thumb-meet-its-type-at-the-space-bar-reddit-is-fun-im-staring-at-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does the thumb meet its type? At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638559-where-does-the-thumb-meet-its-type-at-the-space-bar-reddit-is-fun-im-staring-at-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638559-where-does-the-thumb-meet-its-type-at-the-space-bar-reddit-is-fun-im-staring-at-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638560-sports-so-hows-the-shoestring-game-goin-right-now-its-all-tied-up-oh-my-oh/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED UP!*** Oh my oh my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED UP!*** Oh my oh my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638560-sports-so-hows-the-shoestring-game-goin-right-now-its-all-tied-up-oh-my-oh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638560-sports-so-hows-the-shoestring-game-goin-right-now-its-all-tied-up-oh-my-oh/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:54+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED UP!*** Oh my oh my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED UP!*** Oh my oh my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638560-sports-so-hows-the-shoestring-game-goin-right-now-its-all-tied-up-oh-my-oh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638560-sports-so-hows-the-shoestring-game-goin-right-now-its-all-tied-up-oh-my-oh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:54+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638561-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-just-gave-birth-decaffeinated/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638561-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-just-gave-birth-decaffeinated/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638561-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-just-gave-birth-decaffeinated/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decaffeinated - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638561-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-just-gave-birth-decaffeinated/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638561-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-just-gave-birth-decaffeinated/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638562-why-did-the-bee-go-to-the-doctor-because-he-had-hives/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638562-why-did-the-bee-go-to-the-doctor-because-he-had-hives/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638562-why-did-the-bee-go-to-the-doctor-because-he-had-hives/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:57+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638562-why-did-the-bee-go-to-the-doctor-because-he-had-hives/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638562-why-did-the-bee-go-to-the-doctor-because-he-had-hives/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:57+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638563-what-type-of-doctor-prescribes-coke-and-7-up-for-a-living-a-poptometrist/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7 up for a living? A Poptometrist! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7 up for a living? A Poptometrist! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638563-what-type-of-doctor-prescribes-coke-and-7-up-for-a-living-a-poptometrist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638563-what-type-of-doctor-prescribes-coke-and-7-up-for-a-living-a-poptometrist/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:59+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7 up for a living? A Poptometrist! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7 up for a living? A Poptometrist! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638563-what-type-of-doctor-prescribes-coke-and-7-up-for-a-living-a-poptometrist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638563-what-type-of-doctor-prescribes-coke-and-7-up-for-a-living-a-poptometrist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:59+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638564-i-wanted-to-put-a-pizza-joke-here-but-it-was-too-saucy/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638564-i-wanted-to-put-a-pizza-joke-here-but-it-was-too-saucy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638564-i-wanted-to-put-a-pizza-joke-here-but-it-was-too-saucy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:39:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638564-i-wanted-to-put-a-pizza-joke-here-but-it-was-too-saucy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638564-i-wanted-to-put-a-pizza-joke-here-but-it-was-too-saucy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:39:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638565-how-many-ears-does-captain-picard-have-a-right-ear-a-left-ear-and-a-final-front-ear/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638565-how-many-ears-does-captain-picard-have-a-right-ear-a-left-ear-and-a-final-front-ear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638565-how-many-ears-does-captain-picard-have-a-right-ear-a-left-ear-and-a-final-front-ear/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:03+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638565-how-many-ears-does-captain-picard-have-a-right-ear-a-left-ear-and-a-final-front-ear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638565-how-many-ears-does-captain-picard-have-a-right-ear-a-left-ear-and-a-final-front-ear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:03+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638566-whats-grey-a-melted-penguin/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's grey? A melted penguin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's grey? A melted penguin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638566-whats-grey-a-melted-penguin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638566-whats-grey-a-melted-penguin/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:05+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's grey? A melted penguin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's grey? A melted penguin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638566-whats-grey-a-melted-penguin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638566-whats-grey-a-melted-penguin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:05+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638567-why-was-the-healthy-potato-not-allowed-on-the-plane-he-was-on-the-no-fry-list/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the "No Fry" list. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the "No Fry" list. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638567-why-was-the-healthy-potato-not-allowed-on-the-plane-he-was-on-the-no-fry-list/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638567-why-was-the-healthy-potato-not-allowed-on-the-plane-he-was-on-the-no-fry-list/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the "No Fry" list. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the "No Fry" list. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638567-why-was-the-healthy-potato-not-allowed-on-the-plane-he-was-on-the-no-fry-list/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638567-why-was-the-healthy-potato-not-allowed-on-the-plane-he-was-on-the-no-fry-list/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638568-i-saw-an-all-frog-production-of-frozen-yesterday-it-was-toad-aly-cool/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad aly cool! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad aly cool! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638568-i-saw-an-all-frog-production-of-frozen-yesterday-it-was-toad-aly-cool/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638568-i-saw-an-all-frog-production-of-frozen-yesterday-it-was-toad-aly-cool/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad aly cool! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad aly cool! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638568-i-saw-an-all-frog-production-of-frozen-yesterday-it-was-toad-aly-cool/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638568-i-saw-an-all-frog-production-of-frozen-yesterday-it-was-toad-aly-cool/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638569-what-does-a-can-of-tuna-say-premium-flaked-tuna-best-before-ddmmyy/video/player 2026-05-03T05:55:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638569-what-does-a-can-of-tuna-say-premium-flaked-tuna-best-before-ddmmyy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638569-what-does-a-can-of-tuna-say-premium-flaked-tuna-best-before-ddmmyy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a can of tuna say? Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638569-what-does-a-can-of-tuna-say-premium-flaked-tuna-best-before-ddmmyy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638569-what-does-a-can-of-tuna-say-premium-flaked-tuna-best-before-ddmmyy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638571-if-you-ever-get-cold-just-stand-in-the-corner-of-a-room-for-a-while-theyre-normally/video/player 2025-01-02T18:39:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638571-if-you-ever-get-cold-just-stand-in-the-corner-of-a-room-for-a-while-theyre-normally/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638571-if-you-ever-get-cold-just-stand-in-the-corner-of-a-room-for-a-while-theyre-normally/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. *They're normally around 90 degrees.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638571-if-you-ever-get-cold-just-stand-in-the-corner-of-a-room-for-a-while-theyre-normally/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638571-if-you-ever-get-cold-just-stand-in-the-corner-of-a-room-for-a-while-theyre-normally/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638572-a-farmer-in-x-town-who-rolled-over-a-cart-of-horse-manure-is-reported-in-stable/video/player 2024-12-22T20:00:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 A farmer in (x town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in "stable condition." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A farmer in (x town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in "stable condition." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638572-a-farmer-in-x-town-who-rolled-over-a-cart-of-horse-manure-is-reported-in-stable/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638572-a-farmer-in-x-town-who-rolled-over-a-cart-of-horse-manure-is-reported-in-stable/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:15+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A farmer in (x town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in "stable condition." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A farmer in (x town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in "stable condition." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638572-a-farmer-in-x-town-who-rolled-over-a-cart-of-horse-manure-is-reported-in-stable/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638572-a-farmer-in-x-town-who-rolled-over-a-cart-of-horse-manure-is-reported-in-stable/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:15+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638573-just-found-this-sub-the-other-day-and-ive-come-to-this-realization-currently-this/video/player 2026-02-21T17:05:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638573-just-found-this-sub-the-other-day-and-ive-come-to-this-realization-currently-this/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638573-just-found-this-sub-the-other-day-and-ive-come-to-this-realization-currently-this/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:15+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638573-just-found-this-sub-the-other-day-and-ive-come-to-this-realization-currently-this/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638573-just-found-this-sub-the-other-day-and-ive-come-to-this-realization-currently-this/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:15+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638574-why-was-the-actor-detained-by-airport-security-he-said-he-was-in-town-to-shoot-a-pilot/video/player 2026-02-01T01:33:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638574-why-was-the-actor-detained-by-airport-security-he-said-he-was-in-town-to-shoot-a-pilot/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638574-why-was-the-actor-detained-by-airport-security-he-said-he-was-in-town-to-shoot-a-pilot/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:19+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638574-why-was-the-actor-detained-by-airport-security-he-said-he-was-in-town-to-shoot-a-pilot/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638574-why-was-the-actor-detained-by-airport-security-he-said-he-was-in-town-to-shoot-a-pilot/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:19+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638575-what-electronic-device-leaves-behind-a-lot-of-broken-glass-a-pc-seeing-how-they/video/player 2025-01-29T17:35:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638575-what-electronic-device-leaves-behind-a-lot-of-broken-glass-a-pc-seeing-how-they/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638575-what-electronic-device-leaves-behind-a-lot-of-broken-glass-a-pc-seeing-how-they/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:21+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638575-what-electronic-device-leaves-behind-a-lot-of-broken-glass-a-pc-seeing-how-they/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638575-what-electronic-device-leaves-behind-a-lot-of-broken-glass-a-pc-seeing-how-they/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:21+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638576-what-do-kids-eat-for-breakfast-yogoat/video/player 2026-01-31T22:41:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638576-what-do-kids-eat-for-breakfast-yogoat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638576-what-do-kids-eat-for-breakfast-yogoat/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:21+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do kids eat for breakfast? Yogoat! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638576-what-do-kids-eat-for-breakfast-yogoat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638576-what-do-kids-eat-for-breakfast-yogoat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:21+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638577-how-many-magazines-did-the-racquetball-footwear-company-make-before-going-out-of-business/video/player 2026-01-31T23:21:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638577-how-many-magazines-did-the-racquetball-footwear-company-make-before-going-out-of-business/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638577-how-many-magazines-did-the-racquetball-footwear-company-make-before-going-out-of-business/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638577-how-many-magazines-did-the-racquetball-footwear-company-make-before-going-out-of-business/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638577-how-many-magazines-did-the-racquetball-footwear-company-make-before-going-out-of-business/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638578-what-did-the-llama-say-when-asked-to-a-picnic-alpaca-lunch/video/player 2024-10-28T04:33:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638578-what-did-the-llama-say-when-asked-to-a-picnic-alpaca-lunch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638578-what-did-the-llama-say-when-asked-to-a-picnic-alpaca-lunch/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:24+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638578-what-did-the-llama-say-when-asked-to-a-picnic-alpaca-lunch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638578-what-did-the-llama-say-when-asked-to-a-picnic-alpaca-lunch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:24+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638579-why-did-the-orange-move-to-veggieland-so-he-could-live-in-peas-and-hominy/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638579-why-did-the-orange-move-to-veggieland-so-he-could-live-in-peas-and-hominy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638579-why-did-the-orange-move-to-veggieland-so-he-could-live-in-peas-and-hominy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:25+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638579-why-did-the-orange-move-to-veggieland-so-he-could-live-in-peas-and-hominy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638579-why-did-the-orange-move-to-veggieland-so-he-could-live-in-peas-and-hominy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:25+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638580-why-doesnt-the-sun-go-to-college-because-he-has-a-million-of-degrees/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638580-why-doesnt-the-sun-go-to-college-because-he-has-a-million-of-degrees/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638580-why-doesnt-the-sun-go-to-college-because-he-has-a-million-of-degrees/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638580-why-doesnt-the-sun-go-to-college-because-he-has-a-million-of-degrees/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638580-why-doesnt-the-sun-go-to-college-because-he-has-a-million-of-degrees/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638582-what-do-you-call-beef-thats-been-burned-a-mis-steak/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis steak. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis steak. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638582-what-do-you-call-beef-thats-been-burned-a-mis-steak/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638582-what-do-you-call-beef-thats-been-burned-a-mis-steak/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis steak. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis steak. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638582-what-do-you-call-beef-thats-been-burned-a-mis-steak/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638582-what-do-you-call-beef-thats-been-burned-a-mis-steak/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638583-a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-a-table-and-a-door-and-a-staircase-i-dont-think/video/player 2025-08-24T13:03:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638583-a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-a-table-and-a-door-and-a-staircase-i-dont-think/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638583-a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-a-table-and-a-door-and-a-staircase-i-dont-think/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:31+00:00 66 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638583-a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-a-table-and-a-door-and-a-staircase-i-dont-think/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638583-a-blind-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-a-table-and-a-door-and-a-staircase-i-dont-think/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:31+00:00 66 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638584-how-do-cows-get-their-gossip-they-herd-it-through-the-bovine/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638584-how-do-cows-get-their-gossip-they-herd-it-through-the-bovine/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638584-how-do-cows-get-their-gossip-they-herd-it-through-the-bovine/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:33+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do cows get their gossip? They herd it through the bovine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638584-how-do-cows-get-their-gossip-they-herd-it-through-the-bovine/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638584-how-do-cows-get-their-gossip-they-herd-it-through-the-bovine/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:33+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638585-this-one-from-the-great-ukingofribbles-my-sink-was-a-bit-dirty-but-all-it/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 [ This one from the great /u/KingOfRibbles ] "My sink was a bit dirty " " but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [ This one from the great /u/KingOfRibbles ] "My sink was a bit dirty " " but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638585-this-one-from-the-great-ukingofribbles-my-sink-was-a-bit-dirty-but-all-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638585-this-one-from-the-great-ukingofribbles-my-sink-was-a-bit-dirty-but-all-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [ This one from the great /u/KingOfRibbles ] "My sink was a bit dirty " " but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [ This one from the great /u/KingOfRibbles ] "My sink was a bit dirty " " but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638585-this-one-from-the-great-ukingofribbles-my-sink-was-a-bit-dirty-but-all-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638585-this-one-from-the-great-ukingofribbles-my-sink-was-a-bit-dirty-but-all-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638586-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-with-no-legs-a-cloud/video/player 2024-03-21T02:57:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638586-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-with-no-legs-a-cloud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638586-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-with-no-legs-a-cloud/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638586-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-with-no-legs-a-cloud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638586-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-with-no-legs-a-cloud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638587-original-physics-joke-im-very-proud-i-was-organizing-my-desk-the-other-day-and-the/video/player 2026-02-09T19:21:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638587-original-physics-joke-im-very-proud-i-was-organizing-my-desk-the-other-day-and-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638587-original-physics-joke-im-very-proud-i-was-organizing-my-desk-the-other-day-and-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:41+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638587-original-physics-joke-im-very-proud-i-was-organizing-my-desk-the-other-day-and-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638587-original-physics-joke-im-very-proud-i-was-organizing-my-desk-the-other-day-and-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:41+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638589-shall-i-tell-you-the-joke-about-the-body-snatchers-best-not-you-might-get-carried-away/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638589-shall-i-tell-you-the-joke-about-the-body-snatchers-best-not-you-might-get-carried-away/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638589-shall-i-tell-you-the-joke-about-the-body-snatchers-best-not-you-might-get-carried-away/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Shall I tell you the joke about the body snatchers? Best not, you might get carried away. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638589-shall-i-tell-you-the-joke-about-the-body-snatchers-best-not-you-might-get-carried-away/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638589-shall-i-tell-you-the-joke-about-the-body-snatchers-best-not-you-might-get-carried-away/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638590-what-kind-of-jackets-do-audiophiles-wear-flac-jackets/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638590-what-kind-of-jackets-do-audiophiles-wear-flac-jackets/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638590-what-kind-of-jackets-do-audiophiles-wear-flac-jackets/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:44+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638590-what-kind-of-jackets-do-audiophiles-wear-flac-jackets/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638590-what-kind-of-jackets-do-audiophiles-wear-flac-jackets/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:44+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638591-there-were-two-snowmen-standing-in-a-field-one-says-to-the-other-can-you-smell/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638591-there-were-two-snowmen-standing-in-a-field-one-says-to-the-other-can-you-smell/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638591-there-were-two-snowmen-standing-in-a-field-one-says-to-the-other-can-you-smell/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638591-there-were-two-snowmen-standing-in-a-field-one-says-to-the-other-can-you-smell/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638591-there-were-two-snowmen-standing-in-a-field-one-says-to-the-other-can-you-smell/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638592-gravity-makes-a-terrible-friend-its-always-holding-you-down/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Gravity makes a terrible friend. It's always holding you down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Gravity makes a terrible friend. It's always holding you down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638592-gravity-makes-a-terrible-friend-its-always-holding-you-down/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638592-gravity-makes-a-terrible-friend-its-always-holding-you-down/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:52+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Gravity makes a terrible friend. It's always holding you down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Gravity makes a terrible friend. It's always holding you down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638592-gravity-makes-a-terrible-friend-its-always-holding-you-down/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638592-gravity-makes-a-terrible-friend-its-always-holding-you-down/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:52+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638593-what-do-catholics-and-guitar-players-have-in-common-neither-of-them-practice/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638593-what-do-catholics-and-guitar-players-have-in-common-neither-of-them-practice/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638593-what-do-catholics-and-guitar-players-have-in-common-neither-of-them-practice/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638593-what-do-catholics-and-guitar-players-have-in-common-neither-of-them-practice/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638593-what-do-catholics-and-guitar-players-have-in-common-neither-of-them-practice/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638594-do-you-know-why-the-bike-couldnt-stand-by-itself-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2026-06-17T14:19:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638594-do-you-know-why-the-bike-couldnt-stand-by-itself-it-was-two-tired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638594-do-you-know-why-the-bike-couldnt-stand-by-itself-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:52+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638594-do-you-know-why-the-bike-couldnt-stand-by-itself-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638594-do-you-know-why-the-bike-couldnt-stand-by-itself-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:52+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638595-a-man-enters-a-store-and-asks-for-a-color-printer-the-cashier-asks-what-color/video/player 2024-10-28T06:09:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638595-a-man-enters-a-store-and-asks-for-a-color-printer-the-cashier-asks-what-color/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638595-a-man-enters-a-store-and-asks-for-a-color-printer-the-cashier-asks-what-color/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:54+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638595-a-man-enters-a-store-and-asks-for-a-color-printer-the-cashier-asks-what-color/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638595-a-man-enters-a-store-and-asks-for-a-color-printer-the-cashier-asks-what-color/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:54+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638596-an-oldie-but-goldie-how-do-you-stop-a-charging-bull-take-away-its-credit-card/video/player 2026-02-24T20:17:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa waa waaaa! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa waa waaaa! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638596-an-oldie-but-goldie-how-do-you-stop-a-charging-bull-take-away-its-credit-card/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638596-an-oldie-but-goldie-how-do-you-stop-a-charging-bull-take-away-its-credit-card/video/player 2023-03-19T15:40:55+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa waa waaaa! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa waa waaaa! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638596-an-oldie-but-goldie-how-do-you-stop-a-charging-bull-take-away-its-credit-card/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638596-an-oldie-but-goldie-how-do-you-stop-a-charging-bull-take-away-its-credit-card/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:40:55+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638597-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-they-fell-in-love-and-got/video/player 2024-11-09T07:33:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638597-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-they-fell-in-love-and-got/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638597-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-they-fell-in-love-and-got/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:03+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two antennas met on a roof . . . Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married, the ceremony was awful but the reception was brilliant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638597-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-they-fell-in-love-and-got/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638597-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-two-antennas-met-on-a-roof-they-fell-in-love-and-got/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:03+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638598-why-do-cows-wear-bells-because-their-horns-dont-work/video/player 2026-02-09T19:33:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638598-why-do-cows-wear-bells-because-their-horns-dont-work/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638598-why-do-cows-wear-bells-because-their-horns-dont-work/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638598-why-do-cows-wear-bells-because-their-horns-dont-work/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638598-why-do-cows-wear-bells-because-their-horns-dont-work/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638599-is-it-just-me-or-are-circles-pointless/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638599-is-it-just-me-or-are-circles-pointless/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638599-is-it-just-me-or-are-circles-pointless/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638599-is-it-just-me-or-are-circles-pointless/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638599-is-it-just-me-or-are-circles-pointless/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638600-just-heard-this-on-a-pbs-kids-show-what-did-one-wolf-say-to-the-other-wolf-howls-it/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638600-just-heard-this-on-a-pbs-kids-show-what-did-one-wolf-say-to-the-other-wolf-howls-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638600-just-heard-this-on-a-pbs-kids-show-what-did-one-wolf-say-to-the-other-wolf-howls-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:04+00:00 85 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638600-just-heard-this-on-a-pbs-kids-show-what-did-one-wolf-say-to-the-other-wolf-howls-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638600-just-heard-this-on-a-pbs-kids-show-what-did-one-wolf-say-to-the-other-wolf-howls-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:04+00:00 85 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638601-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video/player 2025-08-23T03:26:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638601-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638601-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:05+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638601-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638601-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:05+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638602-whats-the-difference-between-a-bird-and-a-fly-a-bird-can-fly-but-a-fly-cant-bird/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638602-whats-the-difference-between-a-bird-and-a-fly-a-bird-can-fly-but-a-fly-cant-bird/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638602-whats-the-difference-between-a-bird-and-a-fly-a-bird-can-fly-but-a-fly-cant-bird/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638602-whats-the-difference-between-a-bird-and-a-fly-a-bird-can-fly-but-a-fly-cant-bird/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638602-whats-the-difference-between-a-bird-and-a-fly-a-bird-can-fly-but-a-fly-cant-bird/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638603-ive-won-the-war-my-pants-fit-congratulations-have-you-lost-weight-even-better/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** Even better... I've bought new pants!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** Even better... I've bought new pants!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638603-ive-won-the-war-my-pants-fit-congratulations-have-you-lost-weight-even-better/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638603-ive-won-the-war-my-pants-fit-congratulations-have-you-lost-weight-even-better/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:17+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** Even better... I've bought new pants!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I've won the war! My pants fit! **Congratulations, have you lost weight?** Even better... I've bought new pants!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638603-ive-won-the-war-my-pants-fit-congratulations-have-you-lost-weight-even-better/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638603-ive-won-the-war-my-pants-fit-congratulations-have-you-lost-weight-even-better/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:17+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638604-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638604-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638604-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:17+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638604-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638604-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:17+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638605-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-buh-dum-tss/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638605-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-buh-dum-tss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638605-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-buh-dum-tss/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:17+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638605-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-buh-dum-tss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638605-two-drums-and-a-cymbal-fall-off-a-cliff-buh-dum-tss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:17+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638606-why-does-the-dog-go-to-the-gym-he-wants-to-get-ruff/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638606-why-does-the-dog-go-to-the-gym-he-wants-to-get-ruff/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638606-why-does-the-dog-go-to-the-gym-he-wants-to-get-ruff/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:19+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638606-why-does-the-dog-go-to-the-gym-he-wants-to-get-ruff/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638606-why-does-the-dog-go-to-the-gym-he-wants-to-get-ruff/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:19+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638607-whatever-you-do-always-give-100-unless-of-course-youre-donating-blood/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638607-whatever-you-do-always-give-100-unless-of-course-youre-donating-blood/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638607-whatever-you-do-always-give-100-unless-of-course-youre-donating-blood/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638607-whatever-you-do-always-give-100-unless-of-course-youre-donating-blood/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638607-whatever-you-do-always-give-100-unless-of-course-youre-donating-blood/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638608-what-cars-do-wolves-drive-auuuuuuuuuuuuudis/video/player 2026-02-09T20:41:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638608-what-cars-do-wolves-drive-auuuuuuuuuuuuudis/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638608-what-cars-do-wolves-drive-auuuuuuuuuuuuudis/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638608-what-cars-do-wolves-drive-auuuuuuuuuuuuudis/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638608-what-cars-do-wolves-drive-auuuuuuuuuuuuudis/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638609-what-did-the-american-call-karl-marx-when-a-shrine-was-dedicated-to-him-in-japan-a-kami/video/player 2024-10-24T04:41:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638609-what-did-the-american-call-karl-marx-when-a-shrine-was-dedicated-to-him-in-japan-a-kami/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638609-what-did-the-american-call-karl-marx-when-a-shrine-was-dedicated-to-him-in-japan-a-kami/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638609-what-did-the-american-call-karl-marx-when-a-shrine-was-dedicated-to-him-in-japan-a-kami/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638609-what-did-the-american-call-karl-marx-when-a-shrine-was-dedicated-to-him-in-japan-a-kami/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638610-what-kind-of-beer-does-a-cow-brew-heifer-weizen/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer weizen. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer weizen. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638610-what-kind-of-beer-does-a-cow-brew-heifer-weizen/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638610-what-kind-of-beer-does-a-cow-brew-heifer-weizen/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer weizen. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer weizen. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638610-what-kind-of-beer-does-a-cow-brew-heifer-weizen/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638610-what-kind-of-beer-does-a-cow-brew-heifer-weizen/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638611-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-doesnt-give-milk-a-milk-dud/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638611-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-doesnt-give-milk-a-milk-dud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638611-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-doesnt-give-milk-a-milk-dud/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638611-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-doesnt-give-milk-a-milk-dud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638611-what-do-you-call-a-cow-that-doesnt-give-milk-a-milk-dud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638612-why-are-locomotive-drivers-so-good-at-driving-locomotives-because-they-were-trained/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638612-why-are-locomotive-drivers-so-good-at-driving-locomotives-because-they-were-trained/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638612-why-are-locomotive-drivers-so-good-at-driving-locomotives-because-they-were-trained/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638612-why-are-locomotive-drivers-so-good-at-driving-locomotives-because-they-were-trained/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638612-why-are-locomotive-drivers-so-good-at-driving-locomotives-because-they-were-trained/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638614-what-do-you-call-a-number-that-cant-keep-still-a-roamin-numeral/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638614-what-do-you-call-a-number-that-cant-keep-still-a-roamin-numeral/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638614-what-do-you-call-a-number-that-cant-keep-still-a-roamin-numeral/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638614-what-do-you-call-a-number-that-cant-keep-still-a-roamin-numeral/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638614-what-do-you-call-a-number-that-cant-keep-still-a-roamin-numeral/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638615-why-did-the-redditor-go-to-rzelda-to-boost-his-link-karma-x-post-from-rjokes/video/player 2024-10-28T04:44:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X post from /r/Jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X post from /r/Jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638615-why-did-the-redditor-go-to-rzelda-to-boost-his-link-karma-x-post-from-rjokes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638615-why-did-the-redditor-go-to-rzelda-to-boost-his-link-karma-x-post-from-rjokes/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:35+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X post from /r/Jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda? To boost his link karma! (X post from /r/Jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638615-why-did-the-redditor-go-to-rzelda-to-boost-his-link-karma-x-post-from-rjokes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638615-why-did-the-redditor-go-to-rzelda-to-boost-his-link-karma-x-post-from-rjokes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:35+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638616-how-can-you-tell-that-a-straight-pin-is-confused-just-look-at-it-its-headed-in-one/video/player 2024-10-24T20:28:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638616-how-can-you-tell-that-a-straight-pin-is-confused-just-look-at-it-its-headed-in-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638616-how-can-you-tell-that-a-straight-pin-is-confused-just-look-at-it-its-headed-in-one/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:37+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638616-how-can-you-tell-that-a-straight-pin-is-confused-just-look-at-it-its-headed-in-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638616-how-can-you-tell-that-a-straight-pin-is-confused-just-look-at-it-its-headed-in-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:37+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638617-what-is-an-astronauts-favorite-meal-launch/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638617-what-is-an-astronauts-favorite-meal-launch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638617-what-is-an-astronauts-favorite-meal-launch/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638617-what-is-an-astronauts-favorite-meal-launch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638617-what-is-an-astronauts-favorite-meal-launch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638618-what-do-you-do-to-dead-chemists-you-barium/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you do to dead chemists? You barium. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do to dead chemists? You barium. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638618-what-do-you-do-to-dead-chemists-you-barium/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638618-what-do-you-do-to-dead-chemists-you-barium/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you do to dead chemists? You barium. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do to dead chemists? You barium. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638618-what-do-you-do-to-dead-chemists-you-barium/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638618-what-do-you-do-to-dead-chemists-you-barium/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638619-what-did-the-tin-man-say-when-he-got-run-over-by-a-steamroller-curses-foil-again/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638619-what-did-the-tin-man-say-when-he-got-run-over-by-a-steamroller-curses-foil-again/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638619-what-did-the-tin-man-say-when-he-got-run-over-by-a-steamroller-curses-foil-again/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638619-what-did-the-tin-man-say-when-he-got-run-over-by-a-steamroller-curses-foil-again/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638619-what-did-the-tin-man-say-when-he-got-run-over-by-a-steamroller-curses-foil-again/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638620-why-did-the-tomato-turned-red-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video/player 2024-03-21T02:58:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638620-why-did-the-tomato-turned-red-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638620-why-did-the-tomato-turned-red-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638620-why-did-the-tomato-turned-red-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638620-why-did-the-tomato-turned-red-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638621-when-does-one-play-a-corny-game-you-play-it-by-ear/video/player 2024-07-26T17:03:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638621-when-does-one-play-a-corny-game-you-play-it-by-ear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638621-when-does-one-play-a-corny-game-you-play-it-by-ear/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When does one play a corny game? You play it by ear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638621-when-does-one-play-a-corny-game-you-play-it-by-ear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638621-when-does-one-play-a-corny-game-you-play-it-by-ear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638622-how-do-you-unlock-a-monastery-door-with-a-monk-key/video/player 2024-10-17T18:23:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638622-how-do-you-unlock-a-monastery-door-with-a-monk-key/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638622-how-do-you-unlock-a-monastery-door-with-a-monk-key/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you unlock a monastery door? With a monk key. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638622-how-do-you-unlock-a-monastery-door-with-a-monk-key/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638622-how-do-you-unlock-a-monastery-door-with-a-monk-key/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638623-what-is-the-ardent-task-of-searching-for-a-new-wallpaper-called-running-a-backgroud/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called? Running a Backgroud Check. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called? Running a Backgroud Check. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638623-what-is-the-ardent-task-of-searching-for-a-new-wallpaper-called-running-a-backgroud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638623-what-is-the-ardent-task-of-searching-for-a-new-wallpaper-called-running-a-backgroud/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called? Running a Backgroud Check. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called? Running a Backgroud Check. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638623-what-is-the-ardent-task-of-searching-for-a-new-wallpaper-called-running-a-backgroud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638623-what-is-the-ardent-task-of-searching-for-a-new-wallpaper-called-running-a-backgroud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638624-the-great-yarn-race-joe-did-you-hear-about-the-great-yarn-race-jane-no-who/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638624-the-great-yarn-race-joe-did-you-hear-about-the-great-yarn-race-jane-no-who/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638624-the-great-yarn-race-joe-did-you-hear-about-the-great-yarn-race-jane-no-who/video/player 2023-03-19T15:41:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638624-the-great-yarn-race-joe-did-you-hear-about-the-great-yarn-race-jane-no-who/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638624-the-great-yarn-race-joe-did-you-hear-about-the-great-yarn-race-jane-no-who/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:41:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638625-three-tomatoes-are-walking-down-the-street-a-papa-tomato-a-mama-tomato-and-a-baby/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638625-three-tomatoes-are-walking-down-the-street-a-papa-tomato-a-mama-tomato-and-a-baby/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638625-three-tomatoes-are-walking-down-the-street-a-papa-tomato-a-mama-tomato-and-a-baby/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Three tomatoes are walking down the street... A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638625-three-tomatoes-are-walking-down-the-street-a-papa-tomato-a-mama-tomato-and-a-baby/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638625-three-tomatoes-are-walking-down-the-street-a-papa-tomato-a-mama-tomato-and-a-baby/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638626-what-happens-at-night-in-bangladesh-it-gets-dhaka/video/player 2024-03-21T01:05:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638626-what-happens-at-night-in-bangladesh-it-gets-dhaka/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638626-what-happens-at-night-in-bangladesh-it-gets-dhaka/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:03+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638626-what-happens-at-night-in-bangladesh-it-gets-dhaka/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638626-what-happens-at-night-in-bangladesh-it-gets-dhaka/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:03+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638627-a-red-ship-and-a-blue-ship-crashed-on-an-island-together-the-survivors-were-marooned/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 A red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638627-a-red-ship-and-a-blue-ship-crashed-on-an-island-together-the-survivors-were-marooned/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638627-a-red-ship-and-a-blue-ship-crashed-on-an-island-together-the-survivors-were-marooned/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:04+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638627-a-red-ship-and-a-blue-ship-crashed-on-an-island-together-the-survivors-were-marooned/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638627-a-red-ship-and-a-blue-ship-crashed-on-an-island-together-the-survivors-were-marooned/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:04+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638628-what-kind-of-boats-do-smart-people-ride-on-scholar-ships/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638628-what-kind-of-boats-do-smart-people-ride-on-scholar-ships/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638628-what-kind-of-boats-do-smart-people-ride-on-scholar-ships/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:05+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of boats do smart people ride on? Scholar ships! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638628-what-kind-of-boats-do-smart-people-ride-on-scholar-ships/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638628-what-kind-of-boats-do-smart-people-ride-on-scholar-ships/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:05+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638629-why-didnt-the-baby-oyster-share-her-little-pearl-she-was-a-little-shellfish/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638629-why-didnt-the-baby-oyster-share-her-little-pearl-she-was-a-little-shellfish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638629-why-didnt-the-baby-oyster-share-her-little-pearl-she-was-a-little-shellfish/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638629-why-didnt-the-baby-oyster-share-her-little-pearl-she-was-a-little-shellfish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638629-why-didnt-the-baby-oyster-share-her-little-pearl-she-was-a-little-shellfish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638630-why-did-humpty-dumpty-have-a-great-fall-to-make-up-for-a-lousy-summer/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638630-why-did-humpty-dumpty-have-a-great-fall-to-make-up-for-a-lousy-summer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638630-why-did-humpty-dumpty-have-a-great-fall-to-make-up-for-a-lousy-summer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638630-why-did-humpty-dumpty-have-a-great-fall-to-make-up-for-a-lousy-summer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638630-why-did-humpty-dumpty-have-a-great-fall-to-make-up-for-a-lousy-summer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638631-how-do-you-turn-soup-into-gold-you-add-24-carats/video/player 2026-01-31T19:43:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638631-how-do-you-turn-soup-into-gold-you-add-24-carats/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638631-how-do-you-turn-soup-into-gold-you-add-24-carats/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638631-how-do-you-turn-soup-into-gold-you-add-24-carats/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638631-how-do-you-turn-soup-into-gold-you-add-24-carats/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638632-a-photon-checks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-him-if-he-has-any-luggage-and-the/video/player 2024-10-27T00:08:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No. I'm travelling light." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No. I'm travelling light." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638632-a-photon-checks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-him-if-he-has-any-luggage-and-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638632-a-photon-checks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-him-if-he-has-any-luggage-and-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:14+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No. I'm travelling light." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies "No. I'm travelling light." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638632-a-photon-checks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-him-if-he-has-any-luggage-and-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638632-a-photon-checks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-him-if-he-has-any-luggage-and-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:14+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638633-why-should-you-always-bring-2-pair-of-trousers-when-golfing-in-case-you-get-a-hole-in/video/player 2024-05-13T07:45:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638633-why-should-you-always-bring-2-pair-of-trousers-when-golfing-in-case-you-get-a-hole-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638633-why-should-you-always-bring-2-pair-of-trousers-when-golfing-in-case-you-get-a-hole-in/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing? In case you get a hole in one. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638633-why-should-you-always-bring-2-pair-of-trousers-when-golfing-in-case-you-get-a-hole-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638633-why-should-you-always-bring-2-pair-of-trousers-when-golfing-in-case-you-get-a-hole-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638634-what-language-do-they-speak-in-holland-hollandaise/video/player 2026-02-21T05:35:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638634-what-language-do-they-speak-in-holland-hollandaise/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638634-what-language-do-they-speak-in-holland-hollandaise/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:19+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638634-what-language-do-they-speak-in-holland-hollandaise/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638634-what-language-do-they-speak-in-holland-hollandaise/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:19+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638635-last-night-i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-walking-on-a-white-sandy-beach-at-least-that/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638635-last-night-i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-walking-on-a-white-sandy-beach-at-least-that/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638635-last-night-i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-walking-on-a-white-sandy-beach-at-least-that/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:21+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638635-last-night-i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-walking-on-a-white-sandy-beach-at-least-that/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638635-last-night-i-had-a-dream-that-i-was-walking-on-a-white-sandy-beach-at-least-that/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:21+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638636-i-farted-on-an-elevator-it-was-wrong-on-so-many-levels-from-rpeterl/video/player 2025-08-29T05:20:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638636-i-farted-on-an-elevator-it-was-wrong-on-so-many-levels-from-rpeterl/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638636-i-farted-on-an-elevator-it-was-wrong-on-so-many-levels-from-rpeterl/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:21+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels. From /r/PeterL - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638636-i-farted-on-an-elevator-it-was-wrong-on-so-many-levels-from-rpeterl/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638636-i-farted-on-an-elevator-it-was-wrong-on-so-many-levels-from-rpeterl/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:21+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638637-today-im-45-but-with-the-wind-chill-i-feel-like-32/video/player 2024-10-16T02:45:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638637-today-im-45-but-with-the-wind-chill-i-feel-like-32/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638637-today-im-45-but-with-the-wind-chill-i-feel-like-32/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638637-today-im-45-but-with-the-wind-chill-i-feel-like-32/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638637-today-im-45-but-with-the-wind-chill-i-feel-like-32/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638638-rpickle-welcomes-its-newest-ally-its-always-good-to-have-clean-jokes-i-due-urge/video/player 2026-01-31T21:58:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 /r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! /r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638638-rpickle-welcomes-its-newest-ally-its-always-good-to-have-clean-jokes-i-due-urge/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638638-rpickle-welcomes-its-newest-ally-its-always-good-to-have-clean-jokes-i-due-urge/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:24+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg /r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! /r/pickle welcomes it's newest ally. It's always good to have clean jokes. I due urge the mods to add us to your sidebar, due to the fact that you are on ours. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638638-rpickle-welcomes-its-newest-ally-its-always-good-to-have-clean-jokes-i-due-urge/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638638-rpickle-welcomes-its-newest-ally-its-always-good-to-have-clean-jokes-i-due-urge/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:24+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638639-balloons-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638639-balloons-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638639-balloons-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:25+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638639-balloons-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638639-balloons-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:25+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638640-why-was-the-dolphin-happy-and-the-shark-depressed-the-sharks-life-lacked-porpoise/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638640-why-was-the-dolphin-happy-and-the-shark-depressed-the-sharks-life-lacked-porpoise/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638640-why-was-the-dolphin-happy-and-the-shark-depressed-the-sharks-life-lacked-porpoise/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed? The sharks life lacked porpoise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638640-why-was-the-dolphin-happy-and-the-shark-depressed-the-sharks-life-lacked-porpoise/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638640-why-was-the-dolphin-happy-and-the-shark-depressed-the-sharks-life-lacked-porpoise/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638641-why-are-cats-bad-storytellers-because-they-only-have-one-tale/video/player 2024-05-13T16:57:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638641-why-are-cats-bad-storytellers-because-they-only-have-one-tale/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638641-why-are-cats-bad-storytellers-because-they-only-have-one-tale/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:29+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638641-why-are-cats-bad-storytellers-because-they-only-have-one-tale/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638641-why-are-cats-bad-storytellers-because-they-only-have-one-tale/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:29+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638642-what-johnny-mercer-song-does-december-21st-remind-you-of-autumn-leaves/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638642-what-johnny-mercer-song-does-december-21st-remind-you-of-autumn-leaves/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638642-what-johnny-mercer-song-does-december-21st-remind-you-of-autumn-leaves/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of? Autumn Leaves. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638642-what-johnny-mercer-song-does-december-21st-remind-you-of-autumn-leaves/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638642-what-johnny-mercer-song-does-december-21st-remind-you-of-autumn-leaves/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638643-whats-a-comedians-favorite-candy-laffy-taffy/video/player 2024-08-14T01:27:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638643-whats-a-comedians-favorite-candy-laffy-taffy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638643-whats-a-comedians-favorite-candy-laffy-taffy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:34+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638643-whats-a-comedians-favorite-candy-laffy-taffy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638643-whats-a-comedians-favorite-candy-laffy-taffy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:34+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638644-theres-a-guy-at-the-office-today-wearing-full-camo-at-least-i-think-so-i-havent-seen/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638644-theres-a-guy-at-the-office-today-wearing-full-camo-at-least-i-think-so-i-havent-seen/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638644-theres-a-guy-at-the-office-today-wearing-full-camo-at-least-i-think-so-i-havent-seen/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think so... I haven't seen him in a while. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638644-theres-a-guy-at-the-office-today-wearing-full-camo-at-least-i-think-so-i-havent-seen/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638644-theres-a-guy-at-the-office-today-wearing-full-camo-at-least-i-think-so-i-havent-seen/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638645-why-do-ghosts-like-to-ride-elevators-it-lifts-their-spirits/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638645-why-do-ghosts-like-to-ride-elevators-it-lifts-their-spirits/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638645-why-do-ghosts-like-to-ride-elevators-it-lifts-their-spirits/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638645-why-do-ghosts-like-to-ride-elevators-it-lifts-their-spirits/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638645-why-do-ghosts-like-to-ride-elevators-it-lifts-their-spirits/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638646-how-do-you-call-for-a-bath-with-a-teletubbie/video/player 2024-10-27T01:11:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you call for a bath? With a Teletubbie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you call for a bath? With a Teletubbie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638646-how-do-you-call-for-a-bath-with-a-teletubbie/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638646-how-do-you-call-for-a-bath-with-a-teletubbie/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:37+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you call for a bath? With a Teletubbie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you call for a bath? With a Teletubbie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638646-how-do-you-call-for-a-bath-with-a-teletubbie/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638646-how-do-you-call-for-a-bath-with-a-teletubbie/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:37+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638647-who-was-the-chickens-favorite-musician-baaaach-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who was the chicken's favorite musician? BAAAACH BACH BACH BACH - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the chicken's favorite musician? BAAAACH BACH BACH BACH - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638647-who-was-the-chickens-favorite-musician-baaaach-bach-bach-bach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638647-who-was-the-chickens-favorite-musician-baaaach-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who was the chicken's favorite musician? BAAAACH BACH BACH BACH - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the chicken's favorite musician? BAAAACH BACH BACH BACH - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638647-who-was-the-chickens-favorite-musician-baaaach-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638647-who-was-the-chickens-favorite-musician-baaaach-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638648-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638648-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638648-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638648-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638648-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638649-x-post-from-rjokes-mommy-i-found-a-10-bill-today-but-i-threw-it-away-cus-it-was/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 X post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! X post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638649-x-post-from-rjokes-mommy-i-found-a-10-bill-today-but-i-threw-it-away-cus-it-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638649-x-post-from-rjokes-mommy-i-found-a-10-bill-today-but-i-threw-it-away-cus-it-was/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg X post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! X post from r/jokes: Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638649-x-post-from-rjokes-mommy-i-found-a-10-bill-today-but-i-threw-it-away-cus-it-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638649-x-post-from-rjokes-mommy-i-found-a-10-bill-today-but-i-threw-it-away-cus-it-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638650-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638650-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638650-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638650-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638650-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638651-what-do-you-call-the-ghost-of-a-chicken-a-poultrygeist/video/player 2024-10-24T02:19:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638651-what-do-you-call-the-ghost-of-a-chicken-a-poultrygeist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638651-what-do-you-call-the-ghost-of-a-chicken-a-poultrygeist/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:45+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638651-what-do-you-call-the-ghost-of-a-chicken-a-poultrygeist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638651-what-do-you-call-the-ghost-of-a-chicken-a-poultrygeist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:45+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638652-a-man-walks-into-an-apple-store-and-farts-every-one-is-really-angry-and-there-all/video/player 2024-10-28T06:13:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638652-a-man-walks-into-an-apple-store-and-farts-every-one-is-really-angry-and-there-all/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638652-a-man-walks-into-an-apple-store-and-farts-every-one-is-really-angry-and-there-all/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:47+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638652-a-man-walks-into-an-apple-store-and-farts-every-one-is-really-angry-and-there-all/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638652-a-man-walks-into-an-apple-store-and-farts-every-one-is-really-angry-and-there-all/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:47+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638653-what-did-fish-say-when-she-hit-the-wall-damn/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638653-what-did-fish-say-when-she-hit-the-wall-damn/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638653-what-did-fish-say-when-she-hit-the-wall-damn/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638653-what-did-fish-say-when-she-hit-the-wall-damn/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638653-what-did-fish-say-when-she-hit-the-wall-damn/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638654-why-are-colds-such-bad-robbers-because-theyre-so-easy-to-catch/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638654-why-are-colds-such-bad-robbers-because-theyre-so-easy-to-catch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638654-why-are-colds-such-bad-robbers-because-theyre-so-easy-to-catch/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638654-why-are-colds-such-bad-robbers-because-theyre-so-easy-to-catch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638654-why-are-colds-such-bad-robbers-because-theyre-so-easy-to-catch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638655-why-are-pirates-so-mean-i-dont-know-they-just-arrrrrrrrr/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638655-why-are-pirates-so-mean-i-dont-know-they-just-arrrrrrrrr/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638655-why-are-pirates-so-mean-i-dont-know-they-just-arrrrrrrrr/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:52+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are pirates so mean? I dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638655-why-are-pirates-so-mean-i-dont-know-they-just-arrrrrrrrr/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638655-why-are-pirates-so-mean-i-dont-know-they-just-arrrrrrrrr/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:52+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638656-what-happened-to-the-ghost-who-couldnt-scare-he-had-to-join-a-support-group-since-he/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638656-what-happened-to-the-ghost-who-couldnt-scare-he-had-to-join-a-support-group-since-he/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638656-what-happened-to-the-ghost-who-couldnt-scare-he-had-to-join-a-support-group-since-he/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:55+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare? He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638656-what-happened-to-the-ghost-who-couldnt-scare-he-had-to-join-a-support-group-since-he/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638656-what-happened-to-the-ghost-who-couldnt-scare-he-had-to-join-a-support-group-since-he/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:55+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638657-did-you-hear-about-the-butcher-who-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little-behind-in/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638657-did-you-hear-about-the-butcher-who-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little-behind-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638657-did-you-hear-about-the-butcher-who-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little-behind-in/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:57+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638657-did-you-hear-about-the-butcher-who-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little-behind-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638657-did-you-hear-about-the-butcher-who-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little-behind-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:57+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638658-as-i-watched-the-dog-chasing-his-tail-i-thought-dogs-sure-are-easily-amused/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638658-as-i-watched-the-dog-chasing-his-tail-i-thought-dogs-sure-are-easily-amused/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638658-as-i-watched-the-dog-chasing-his-tail-i-thought-dogs-sure-are-easily-amused/video/player 2023-03-19T15:42:59+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638658-as-i-watched-the-dog-chasing-his-tail-i-thought-dogs-sure-are-easily-amused/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638658-as-i-watched-the-dog-chasing-his-tail-i-thought-dogs-sure-are-easily-amused/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:42:59+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638659-i-went-to-the-dermatologist-about-something-on-my-neck-and-they-said-i-just-needed-to/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck and they said I just needed to scrub it!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck and they said I just needed to scrub it!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638659-i-went-to-the-dermatologist-about-something-on-my-neck-and-they-said-i-just-needed-to/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638659-i-went-to-the-dermatologist-about-something-on-my-neck-and-they-said-i-just-needed-to/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck and they said I just needed to scrub it!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck and they said I just needed to scrub it!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638659-i-went-to-the-dermatologist-about-something-on-my-neck-and-they-said-i-just-needed-to/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638659-i-went-to-the-dermatologist-about-something-on-my-neck-and-they-said-i-just-needed-to/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638660-why-was-the-math-book-sad-it-had-a-lot-of-problems/video/player 2024-03-21T02:59:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638660-why-was-the-math-book-sad-it-had-a-lot-of-problems/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638660-why-was-the-math-book-sad-it-had-a-lot-of-problems/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638660-why-was-the-math-book-sad-it-had-a-lot-of-problems/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638660-why-was-the-math-book-sad-it-had-a-lot-of-problems/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638661-why-did-the-lion-spit-out-the-clown-because-he-tasted-funny/video/player 2025-01-29T16:44:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638661-why-did-the-lion-spit-out-the-clown-because-he-tasted-funny/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638661-why-did-the-lion-spit-out-the-clown-because-he-tasted-funny/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:04+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638661-why-did-the-lion-spit-out-the-clown-because-he-tasted-funny/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638661-why-did-the-lion-spit-out-the-clown-because-he-tasted-funny/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:04+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638662-what-do-vegetarian-zombies-eat-graaaaaaiiiins/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins...... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins...... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638662-what-do-vegetarian-zombies-eat-graaaaaaiiiins/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638662-what-do-vegetarian-zombies-eat-graaaaaaiiiins/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins...... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins...... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638662-what-do-vegetarian-zombies-eat-graaaaaaiiiins/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638662-what-do-vegetarian-zombies-eat-graaaaaaiiiins/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638663-what-was-marie-curies-fitness-program-on-the-airwaves-called-radio-activity/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio Activity - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio Activity - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638663-what-was-marie-curies-fitness-program-on-the-airwaves-called-radio-activity/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638663-what-was-marie-curies-fitness-program-on-the-airwaves-called-radio-activity/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio Activity - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio Activity - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638663-what-was-marie-curies-fitness-program-on-the-airwaves-called-radio-activity/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638663-what-was-marie-curies-fitness-program-on-the-airwaves-called-radio-activity/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638664-what-is-the-swamp-dwellers-favorite-form-of-extraterrestrial-life-the-martians/video/player 2026-02-23T05:56:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the swamp dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the swamp dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638664-what-is-the-swamp-dwellers-favorite-form-of-extraterrestrial-life-the-martians/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638664-what-is-the-swamp-dwellers-favorite-form-of-extraterrestrial-life-the-martians/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the swamp dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the swamp dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638664-what-is-the-swamp-dwellers-favorite-form-of-extraterrestrial-life-the-martians/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638664-what-is-the-swamp-dwellers-favorite-form-of-extraterrestrial-life-the-martians/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638665-every-single-morning-i-get-hit-by-the-same-bike-its-a-vicious-cycle/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638665-every-single-morning-i-get-hit-by-the-same-bike-its-a-vicious-cycle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638665-every-single-morning-i-get-hit-by-the-same-bike-its-a-vicious-cycle/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638665-every-single-morning-i-get-hit-by-the-same-bike-its-a-vicious-cycle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638665-every-single-morning-i-get-hit-by-the-same-bike-its-a-vicious-cycle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638666-what-do-get-when-you-cross-50-female-pigs-with-50-male-deer-one-hundred-sows-and-bucks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638666-what-do-get-when-you-cross-50-female-pigs-with-50-male-deer-one-hundred-sows-and-bucks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638666-what-do-get-when-you-cross-50-female-pigs-with-50-male-deer-one-hundred-sows-and-bucks/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638666-what-do-get-when-you-cross-50-female-pigs-with-50-male-deer-one-hundred-sows-and-bucks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638666-what-do-get-when-you-cross-50-female-pigs-with-50-male-deer-one-hundred-sows-and-bucks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638667-you-know-youre-getting-old-when-santa-starts-looking-younger/video/player 2024-10-16T01:30:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638667-you-know-youre-getting-old-when-santa-starts-looking-younger/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638667-you-know-youre-getting-old-when-santa-starts-looking-younger/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:17+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know youre getting old when Santa starts looking younger. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638667-you-know-youre-getting-old-when-santa-starts-looking-younger/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638667-you-know-youre-getting-old-when-santa-starts-looking-younger/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:17+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638668-why-do-good-farmers-only-excel-when-they-are-actually-farming-x-post-from-rjokes/video/player 2024-05-17T02:26:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638668-why-do-good-farmers-only-excel-when-they-are-actually-farming-x-post-from-rjokes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638668-why-do-good-farmers-only-excel-when-they-are-actually-farming-x-post-from-rjokes/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:18+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638668-why-do-good-farmers-only-excel-when-they-are-actually-farming-x-post-from-rjokes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638668-why-do-good-farmers-only-excel-when-they-are-actually-farming-x-post-from-rjokes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:18+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638669-the-cheesiest-joke-ever-i-dont-feel-grate-block-of-cheese-before-it-got-shredded/video/player 2024-12-17T20:10:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 The cheesiest joke ever. "I don't feel grate." Block of Cheese before it got shredded. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The cheesiest joke ever. "I don't feel grate." Block of Cheese before it got shredded. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638669-the-cheesiest-joke-ever-i-dont-feel-grate-block-of-cheese-before-it-got-shredded/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638669-the-cheesiest-joke-ever-i-dont-feel-grate-block-of-cheese-before-it-got-shredded/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The cheesiest joke ever. "I don't feel grate." Block of Cheese before it got shredded. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The cheesiest joke ever. "I don't feel grate." Block of Cheese before it got shredded. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638669-the-cheesiest-joke-ever-i-dont-feel-grate-block-of-cheese-before-it-got-shredded/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638669-the-cheesiest-joke-ever-i-dont-feel-grate-block-of-cheese-before-it-got-shredded/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638670-i-hate-when-youre-trying-to-be-cheesy-but-everyone-is-laughtose-intolerant/video/player 2026-06-19T01:09:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638670-i-hate-when-youre-trying-to-be-cheesy-but-everyone-is-laughtose-intolerant/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638670-i-hate-when-youre-trying-to-be-cheesy-but-everyone-is-laughtose-intolerant/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:20+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638670-i-hate-when-youre-trying-to-be-cheesy-but-everyone-is-laughtose-intolerant/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638670-i-hate-when-youre-trying-to-be-cheesy-but-everyone-is-laughtose-intolerant/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:20+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638671-was-going-to-make-a-joke-about-science-but-i-know-for-i-wont-get-a-reaction/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 Was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638671-was-going-to-make-a-joke-about-science-but-i-know-for-i-wont-get-a-reaction/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638671-was-going-to-make-a-joke-about-science-but-i-know-for-i-wont-get-a-reaction/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638671-was-going-to-make-a-joke-about-science-but-i-know-for-i-wont-get-a-reaction/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638671-was-going-to-make-a-joke-about-science-but-i-know-for-i-wont-get-a-reaction/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638672-what-is-irony-irony-is-when-something-has-the-chemical-symbol-fe/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638672-what-is-irony-irony-is-when-something-has-the-chemical-symbol-fe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638672-what-is-irony-irony-is-when-something-has-the-chemical-symbol-fe/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638672-what-is-irony-irony-is-when-something-has-the-chemical-symbol-fe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638672-what-is-irony-irony-is-when-something-has-the-chemical-symbol-fe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638673-the-other-day-i-sent-my-girlfriend-a-huge-pile-of-snow-i-called-her-up-and-asked/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?'' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?'' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638673-the-other-day-i-sent-my-girlfriend-a-huge-pile-of-snow-i-called-her-up-and-asked/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638673-the-other-day-i-sent-my-girlfriend-a-huge-pile-of-snow-i-called-her-up-and-asked/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?'' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?'' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638673-the-other-day-i-sent-my-girlfriend-a-huge-pile-of-snow-i-called-her-up-and-asked/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638673-the-other-day-i-sent-my-girlfriend-a-huge-pile-of-snow-i-called-her-up-and-asked/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638674-what-do-you-call-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself/video/player 2024-10-27T00:04:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638674-what-do-you-call-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638674-what-do-you-call-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638674-what-do-you-call-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638674-what-do-you-call-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638675-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638675-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638675-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:27+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638675-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638675-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:27+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video/player 2026-05-05T00:56:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:28+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:28+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638677-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2024-05-13T10:23:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's brown and sticky? A stick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and sticky? A stick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638677-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638677-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's brown and sticky? A stick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and sticky? A stick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638677-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638677-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638678-a-bear-and-a-rabbit-are-pooping-in-the-woods-the-bear-asks-the-rabbit-do-you-have-a/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638678-a-bear-and-a-rabbit-are-pooping-in-the-woods-the-bear-asks-the-rabbit-do-you-have-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638678-a-bear-and-a-rabbit-are-pooping-in-the-woods-the-bear-asks-the-rabbit-do-you-have-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:34+00:00 101 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods The bear asks the rabbit "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "Nope" So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638678-a-bear-and-a-rabbit-are-pooping-in-the-woods-the-bear-asks-the-rabbit-do-you-have-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638678-a-bear-and-a-rabbit-are-pooping-in-the-woods-the-bear-asks-the-rabbit-do-you-have-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:34+00:00 101 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638679-how-did-the-geologist-develop-a-career-as-an-expert-in-sinkholes-he-fell-into-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638679-how-did-the-geologist-develop-a-career-as-an-expert-in-sinkholes-he-fell-into-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638679-how-did-the-geologist-develop-a-career-as-an-expert-in-sinkholes-he-fell-into-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:39+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638679-how-did-the-geologist-develop-a-career-as-an-expert-in-sinkholes-he-fell-into-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638679-how-did-the-geologist-develop-a-career-as-an-expert-in-sinkholes-he-fell-into-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:39+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638680-i-was-gonna-make-a-joke-on-reddit-but-i-guess-youve-already-reddit-somewhere/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638680-i-was-gonna-make-a-joke-on-reddit-but-i-guess-youve-already-reddit-somewhere/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638680-i-was-gonna-make-a-joke-on-reddit-but-i-guess-youve-already-reddit-somewhere/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638680-i-was-gonna-make-a-joke-on-reddit-but-i-guess-youve-already-reddit-somewhere/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638680-i-was-gonna-make-a-joke-on-reddit-but-i-guess-youve-already-reddit-somewhere/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638681-did-you-hear-about-the-antennas-that-got-married-the-wedding-was-lame-but-the/video/player 2026-02-22T06:14:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638681-did-you-hear-about-the-antennas-that-got-married-the-wedding-was-lame-but-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638681-did-you-hear-about-the-antennas-that-got-married-the-wedding-was-lame-but-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638681-did-you-hear-about-the-antennas-that-got-married-the-wedding-was-lame-but-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638681-did-you-hear-about-the-antennas-that-got-married-the-wedding-was-lame-but-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638682-overheated-some-milk-in-a-lab-experiment-today-and-asked-the-teacher-if-it-would/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? "To a degree." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? "To a degree." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638682-overheated-some-milk-in-a-lab-experiment-today-and-asked-the-teacher-if-it-would/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638682-overheated-some-milk-in-a-lab-experiment-today-and-asked-the-teacher-if-it-would/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:43+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? "To a degree." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? "To a degree." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638682-overheated-some-milk-in-a-lab-experiment-today-and-asked-the-teacher-if-it-would/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638682-overheated-some-milk-in-a-lab-experiment-today-and-asked-the-teacher-if-it-would/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:43+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638683-i-was-walking-in-the-desert-and-saw-a-redwood-tree-i-knew-this-must-be-a-mirage-so-i-ran/video/player 2025-12-10T02:17:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638683-i-was-walking-in-the-desert-and-saw-a-redwood-tree-i-knew-this-must-be-a-mirage-so-i-ran/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638683-i-was-walking-in-the-desert-and-saw-a-redwood-tree-i-knew-this-must-be-a-mirage-so-i-ran/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:45+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638683-i-was-walking-in-the-desert-and-saw-a-redwood-tree-i-knew-this-must-be-a-mirage-so-i-ran/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638683-i-was-walking-in-the-desert-and-saw-a-redwood-tree-i-knew-this-must-be-a-mirage-so-i-ran/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:45+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638684-what-is-the-most-religious-unit-in-electrical-engineering-ohm/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638684-what-is-the-most-religious-unit-in-electrical-engineering-ohm/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638684-what-is-the-most-religious-unit-in-electrical-engineering-ohm/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:45+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638684-what-is-the-most-religious-unit-in-electrical-engineering-ohm/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638684-what-is-the-most-religious-unit-in-electrical-engineering-ohm/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:45+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638685-what-fruit-do-romeo-and-juliet-eat-cantelope/video/player 2026-05-06T19:54:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638685-what-fruit-do-romeo-and-juliet-eat-cantelope/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638685-what-fruit-do-romeo-and-juliet-eat-cantelope/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638685-what-fruit-do-romeo-and-juliet-eat-cantelope/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638685-what-fruit-do-romeo-and-juliet-eat-cantelope/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638686-why-dont-you-want-a-turkey-at-your-thanksgiving-dinner-because-itll-gobble-up/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638686-why-dont-you-want-a-turkey-at-your-thanksgiving-dinner-because-itll-gobble-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638686-why-dont-you-want-a-turkey-at-your-thanksgiving-dinner-because-itll-gobble-up/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638686-why-dont-you-want-a-turkey-at-your-thanksgiving-dinner-because-itll-gobble-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638686-why-dont-you-want-a-turkey-at-your-thanksgiving-dinner-because-itll-gobble-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638687-how-many-catholics-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-change/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638687-how-many-catholics-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-change/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638687-how-many-catholics-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-change/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638687-how-many-catholics-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-change/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638687-how-many-catholics-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-change/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638688-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-do-you-smell-carrots/video/player 2024-10-28T03:57:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638688-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-do-you-smell-carrots/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638688-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-do-you-smell-carrots/video/player 2023-03-19T15:43:59+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638688-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-do-you-smell-carrots/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638688-what-did-one-snowman-say-to-the-other-do-you-smell-carrots/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:43:59+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638689-a-bagpiper-a-kangeroo-an-irish-poet-and-mother-theresa-walk-into-a-bar/video/player 2025-08-24T13:03:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638689-a-bagpiper-a-kangeroo-an-irish-poet-and-mother-theresa-walk-into-a-bar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638689-a-bagpiper-a-kangeroo-an-irish-poet-and-mother-theresa-walk-into-a-bar/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:01+00:00 168 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638689-a-bagpiper-a-kangeroo-an-irish-poet-and-mother-theresa-walk-into-a-bar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638689-a-bagpiper-a-kangeroo-an-irish-poet-and-mother-theresa-walk-into-a-bar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:01+00:00 168 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638690-why-was-9-afraid-of-20-28-29s/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638690-why-was-9-afraid-of-20-28-29s/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638690-why-was-9-afraid-of-20-28-29s/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was 9 afraid of 20? 28 29's - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638690-why-was-9-afraid-of-20-28-29s/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638690-why-was-9-afraid-of-20-28-29s/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638691-what-do-you-call-a-stegosaurus-with-carrots-in-its-ears-anything-you-want-to-it-cant/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to it can't here you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to it can't here you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638691-what-do-you-call-a-stegosaurus-with-carrots-in-its-ears-anything-you-want-to-it-cant/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638691-what-do-you-call-a-stegosaurus-with-carrots-in-its-ears-anything-you-want-to-it-cant/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:05+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to it can't here you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to it can't here you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638691-what-do-you-call-a-stegosaurus-with-carrots-in-its-ears-anything-you-want-to-it-cant/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638691-what-do-you-call-a-stegosaurus-with-carrots-in-its-ears-anything-you-want-to-it-cant/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:05+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638692-what-do-you-call-a-race-run-by-baristas-a-decafalon/video/player 2024-08-12T14:53:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638692-what-do-you-call-a-race-run-by-baristas-a-decafalon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638692-what-do-you-call-a-race-run-by-baristas-a-decafalon/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638692-what-do-you-call-a-race-run-by-baristas-a-decafalon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638692-what-do-you-call-a-race-run-by-baristas-a-decafalon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638693-what-did-the-horse-order-at-the-bar-chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638693-what-did-the-horse-order-at-the-bar-chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638693-what-did-the-horse-order-at-the-bar-chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638693-what-did-the-horse-order-at-the-bar-chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638693-what-did-the-horse-order-at-the-bar-chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638694-what-bird-can-write-underwater-a-ball-point-penguin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:00:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What bird can write underwater? A ball point Penguin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What bird can write underwater? A ball point Penguin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638694-what-bird-can-write-underwater-a-ball-point-penguin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638694-what-bird-can-write-underwater-a-ball-point-penguin/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What bird can write underwater? A ball point Penguin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What bird can write underwater? A ball point Penguin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638694-what-bird-can-write-underwater-a-ball-point-penguin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638694-what-bird-can-write-underwater-a-ball-point-penguin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638695-what-was-beethovens-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638695-what-was-beethovens-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638695-what-was-beethovens-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638695-what-was-beethovens-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638695-what-was-beethovens-favorite-fruit-ba-na-na-na/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638696-why-did-the-tissue-get-up-and-dance-it-had-a-little-boogy-in-it/video/player 2024-10-22T02:07:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638696-why-did-the-tissue-get-up-and-dance-it-had-a-little-boogy-in-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638696-why-did-the-tissue-get-up-and-dance-it-had-a-little-boogy-in-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:13+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the tissue get up and dance? It had a little boogy in it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638696-why-did-the-tissue-get-up-and-dance-it-had-a-little-boogy-in-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638696-why-did-the-tissue-get-up-and-dance-it-had-a-little-boogy-in-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:13+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638697-today-a-man-knocked-on-my-door-and-asked-for-a-small-donation-towards-the-local-swimming/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638697-today-a-man-knocked-on-my-door-and-asked-for-a-small-donation-towards-the-local-swimming/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638697-today-a-man-knocked-on-my-door-and-asked-for-a-small-donation-towards-the-local-swimming/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:14+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638697-today-a-man-knocked-on-my-door-and-asked-for-a-small-donation-towards-the-local-swimming/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638697-today-a-man-knocked-on-my-door-and-asked-for-a-small-donation-towards-the-local-swimming/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:14+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638698-what-did-virginia-get-when-she-walked-into-the-pet-shop-state-joke-a-new-hampshire/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638698-what-did-virginia-get-when-she-walked-into-the-pet-shop-state-joke-a-new-hampshire/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638698-what-did-virginia-get-when-she-walked-into-the-pet-shop-state-joke-a-new-hampshire/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638698-what-did-virginia-get-when-she-walked-into-the-pet-shop-state-joke-a-new-hampshire/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638698-what-did-virginia-get-when-she-walked-into-the-pet-shop-state-joke-a-new-hampshire/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638699-what-do-sea-monsters-eat-fish-and-ships/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638699-what-do-sea-monsters-eat-fish-and-ships/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638699-what-do-sea-monsters-eat-fish-and-ships/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:16+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638699-what-do-sea-monsters-eat-fish-and-ships/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638699-what-do-sea-monsters-eat-fish-and-ships/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:16+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638700-did-you-see-the-guy-at-walmart-hiding-from-ugly-people/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638700-did-you-see-the-guy-at-walmart-hiding-from-ugly-people/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638700-did-you-see-the-guy-at-walmart-hiding-from-ugly-people/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:19+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638700-did-you-see-the-guy-at-walmart-hiding-from-ugly-people/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638700-did-you-see-the-guy-at-walmart-hiding-from-ugly-people/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:19+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638701-what-do-you-call-the-james-brown-songs-no-one-listens-to-defunct-funk/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638701-what-do-you-call-the-james-brown-songs-no-one-listens-to-defunct-funk/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638701-what-do-you-call-the-james-brown-songs-no-one-listens-to-defunct-funk/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:19+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638701-what-do-you-call-the-james-brown-songs-no-one-listens-to-defunct-funk/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638701-what-do-you-call-the-james-brown-songs-no-one-listens-to-defunct-funk/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:19+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638702-the-other-day-i-was-looking-through-my-socks-when-i-found-one-had-a-hole-in-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... "darn it..." I muttered. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... "darn it..." I muttered. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638702-the-other-day-i-was-looking-through-my-socks-when-i-found-one-had-a-hole-in-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638702-the-other-day-i-was-looking-through-my-socks-when-i-found-one-had-a-hole-in-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... "darn it..." I muttered. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... "darn it..." I muttered. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638702-the-other-day-i-was-looking-through-my-socks-when-i-found-one-had-a-hole-in-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638702-the-other-day-i-was-looking-through-my-socks-when-i-found-one-had-a-hole-in-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638703-you-know-what-i-hate-about-fashion-designers-they-are-so-clothes-minded/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes minded. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes minded. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638703-you-know-what-i-hate-about-fashion-designers-they-are-so-clothes-minded/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638703-you-know-what-i-hate-about-fashion-designers-they-are-so-clothes-minded/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:25+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes minded. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know what I hate about fashion designers? They are so clothes minded. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638703-you-know-what-i-hate-about-fashion-designers-they-are-so-clothes-minded/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638703-you-know-what-i-hate-about-fashion-designers-they-are-so-clothes-minded/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:25+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638704-broken-pencils-are-pointless/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Broken pencils... ...are pointless. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Broken pencils... ...are pointless. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638704-broken-pencils-are-pointless/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638704-broken-pencils-are-pointless/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:26+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Broken pencils... ...are pointless. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Broken pencils... ...are pointless. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638704-broken-pencils-are-pointless/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638704-broken-pencils-are-pointless/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:26+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638706-what-do-you-call-a-spider-with-no-legs-a-raisin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638706-what-do-you-call-a-spider-with-no-legs-a-raisin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638706-what-do-you-call-a-spider-with-no-legs-a-raisin/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:34+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638706-what-do-you-call-a-spider-with-no-legs-a-raisin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638706-what-do-you-call-a-spider-with-no-legs-a-raisin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:34+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638707-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-he-says-ow/video/player 2024-10-24T03:01:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man walks into a bar... He says "Ow" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walks into a bar... He says "Ow" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638707-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-he-says-ow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638707-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-he-says-ow/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:37+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man walks into a bar... He says "Ow" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walks into a bar... He says "Ow" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638707-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-he-says-ow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638707-a-man-walks-into-a-bar-he-says-ow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:37+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638711-which-is-the-most-silky-planet-satin/video/player 2024-12-08T06:06:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which is the most silky planet? Satin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which is the most silky planet? Satin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638711-which-is-the-most-silky-planet-satin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638711-which-is-the-most-silky-planet-satin/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which is the most silky planet? Satin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which is the most silky planet? Satin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638711-which-is-the-most-silky-planet-satin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638711-which-is-the-most-silky-planet-satin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638712-what-does-a-train-full-of-grains-whistle-sound-like-cous-cous/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? "COUS, COUS!!!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? "COUS, COUS!!!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638712-what-does-a-train-full-of-grains-whistle-sound-like-cous-cous/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638712-what-does-a-train-full-of-grains-whistle-sound-like-cous-cous/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:47+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? "COUS, COUS!!!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? "COUS, COUS!!!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638712-what-does-a-train-full-of-grains-whistle-sound-like-cous-cous/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638712-what-does-a-train-full-of-grains-whistle-sound-like-cous-cous/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:47+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638714-what-do-you-say-to-someone-who-is-making-a-cardboard-belt-thats-a-waist-of-paper/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? "That's a waist of paper!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? "That's a waist of paper!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638714-what-do-you-say-to-someone-who-is-making-a-cardboard-belt-thats-a-waist-of-paper/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638714-what-do-you-say-to-someone-who-is-making-a-cardboard-belt-thats-a-waist-of-paper/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? "That's a waist of paper!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt? "That's a waist of paper!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638714-what-do-you-say-to-someone-who-is-making-a-cardboard-belt-thats-a-waist-of-paper/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638714-what-do-you-say-to-someone-who-is-making-a-cardboard-belt-thats-a-waist-of-paper/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638716-why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-the-party-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638716-why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-the-party-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638716-why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-the-party-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video/player 2023-03-19T15:44:55+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no *body* to go with - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638716-why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-the-party-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638716-why-didnt-the-skeleton-go-to-the-party-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:44:55+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638719-what-do-you-call-a-race-ran-by-female-horses-a-mare-a-thon/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare a thon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare a thon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638719-what-do-you-call-a-race-ran-by-female-horses-a-mare-a-thon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638719-what-do-you-call-a-race-ran-by-female-horses-a-mare-a-thon/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:03+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare a thon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a race ran by female horses? A mare a thon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638719-what-do-you-call-a-race-ran-by-female-horses-a-mare-a-thon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638719-what-do-you-call-a-race-ran-by-female-horses-a-mare-a-thon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:03+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638723-if-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video/player 2024-12-22T17:27:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638723-if-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638723-if-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638723-if-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638723-if-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638724-what-do-you-call-a-moroccan-candy-distributor-fez-dispenser/video/player 2024-05-13T09:07:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638724-what-do-you-call-a-moroccan-candy-distributor-fez-dispenser/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638724-what-do-you-call-a-moroccan-candy-distributor-fez-dispenser/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:09+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638724-what-do-you-call-a-moroccan-candy-distributor-fez-dispenser/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638724-what-do-you-call-a-moroccan-candy-distributor-fez-dispenser/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:09+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638729-did-you-hear-about-the-production-delays-at-that-company-that-makes-scales-using-lengthy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638729-did-you-hear-about-the-production-delays-at-that-company-that-makes-scales-using-lengthy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638729-did-you-hear-about-the-production-delays-at-that-company-that-makes-scales-using-lengthy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the production delays at that company that makes scales using lengthy pipes? They had really long weights. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638729-did-you-hear-about-the-production-delays-at-that-company-that-makes-scales-using-lengthy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638729-did-you-hear-about-the-production-delays-at-that-company-that-makes-scales-using-lengthy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638731-we-dont-allow-faster-than-light-neutrinos-in-here-says-the-bartender-a-neutrino-walks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638731-we-dont-allow-faster-than-light-neutrinos-in-here-says-the-bartender-a-neutrino-walks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638731-we-dont-allow-faster-than-light-neutrinos-in-here-says-the-bartender-a-neutrino-walks/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:21+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638731-we-dont-allow-faster-than-light-neutrinos-in-here-says-the-bartender-a-neutrino-walks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638731-we-dont-allow-faster-than-light-neutrinos-in-here-says-the-bartender-a-neutrino-walks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:21+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638732-almonds-on-the-tree-amonds-off-the-tree-cause-to-get-them-off-the-tree-you-hafta-shake/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the "L" out of them! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the "L" out of them! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638732-almonds-on-the-tree-amonds-off-the-tree-cause-to-get-them-off-the-tree-you-hafta-shake/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638732-almonds-on-the-tree-amonds-off-the-tree-cause-to-get-them-off-the-tree-you-hafta-shake/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the "L" out of them! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Almonds on the tree; Amonds off the tree cause to get them off the tree you hafta shake the "L" out of them! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638732-almonds-on-the-tree-amonds-off-the-tree-cause-to-get-them-off-the-tree-you-hafta-shake/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638732-almonds-on-the-tree-amonds-off-the-tree-cause-to-get-them-off-the-tree-you-hafta-shake/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638735-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-constipated-mathematician-he-worked-his-problem-out-with-a/video/player 2024-11-28T04:30:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638735-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-constipated-mathematician-he-worked-his-problem-out-with-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638735-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-constipated-mathematician-he-worked-his-problem-out-with-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638735-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-constipated-mathematician-he-worked-his-problem-out-with-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638735-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-constipated-mathematician-he-worked-his-problem-out-with-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638739-how-do-crazy-people-go-through-the-forest-they-take-the-psycho-path/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638739-how-do-crazy-people-go-through-the-forest-they-take-the-psycho-path/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638739-how-do-crazy-people-go-through-the-forest-they-take-the-psycho-path/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638739-how-do-crazy-people-go-through-the-forest-they-take-the-psycho-path/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638739-how-do-crazy-people-go-through-the-forest-they-take-the-psycho-path/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638743-what-did-the-mama-pig-give-her-baby-pig-for-its-rash-oinkment-gt-this/video/player 2025-12-15T23:20:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638743-what-did-the-mama-pig-give-her-baby-pig-for-its-rash-oinkment-gt-this/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638743-what-did-the-mama-pig-give-her-baby-pig-for-its-rash-oinkment-gt-this/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:46+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!*** > (This exchange that I found on /r/tumblr makes this joke even funnier to me: > http://i.imgur.com/EzT0Bkd.jpg) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638743-what-did-the-mama-pig-give-her-baby-pig-for-its-rash-oinkment-gt-this/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638743-what-did-the-mama-pig-give-her-baby-pig-for-its-rash-oinkment-gt-this/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:46+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638744-what-do-you-call-a-one-eyed-dinosaur-doyouthinkhesarus-credit-goes-to-whoever/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638744-what-do-you-call-a-one-eyed-dinosaur-doyouthinkhesarus-credit-goes-to-whoever/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638744-what-do-you-call-a-one-eyed-dinosaur-doyouthinkhesarus-credit-goes-to-whoever/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a one eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638744-what-do-you-call-a-one-eyed-dinosaur-doyouthinkhesarus-credit-goes-to-whoever/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638744-what-do-you-call-a-one-eyed-dinosaur-doyouthinkhesarus-credit-goes-to-whoever/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638746-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638746-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638746-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638746-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638746-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-no-legs-ground-beef/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638749-why-do-bears-hate-shoes-so-much-they-like-to-run-around-in-their-bear-feet/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638749-why-do-bears-hate-shoes-so-much-they-like-to-run-around-in-their-bear-feet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638749-why-do-bears-hate-shoes-so-much-they-like-to-run-around-in-their-bear-feet/video/player 2023-03-19T15:45:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638749-why-do-bears-hate-shoes-so-much-they-like-to-run-around-in-their-bear-feet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638749-why-do-bears-hate-shoes-so-much-they-like-to-run-around-in-their-bear-feet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:45:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638751-how-do-you-think-the-unthinkable-with-an-itheburg/video/player 2026-02-24T21:29:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638751-how-do-you-think-the-unthinkable-with-an-itheburg/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638751-how-do-you-think-the-unthinkable-with-an-itheburg/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638751-how-do-you-think-the-unthinkable-with-an-itheburg/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638751-how-do-you-think-the-unthinkable-with-an-itheburg/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638752-what-do-you-call-a-bug-that-cant-talk-a-hoarse-fly/video/player 2026-01-31T21:19:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638752-what-do-you-call-a-bug-that-cant-talk-a-hoarse-fly/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638752-what-do-you-call-a-bug-that-cant-talk-a-hoarse-fly/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638752-what-do-you-call-a-bug-that-cant-talk-a-hoarse-fly/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638752-what-do-you-call-a-bug-that-cant-talk-a-hoarse-fly/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638758-today-i-brought-a-computer-back-from-the-dead-ive-decided-that-this-makes-me-a/video/player 2024-10-27T00:39:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638758-today-i-brought-a-computer-back-from-the-dead-ive-decided-that-this-makes-me-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638758-today-i-brought-a-computer-back-from-the-dead-ive-decided-that-this-makes-me-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:15+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638758-today-i-brought-a-computer-back-from-the-dead-ive-decided-that-this-makes-me-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638758-today-i-brought-a-computer-back-from-the-dead-ive-decided-that-this-makes-me-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:15+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638760-what-is-tuba-plus-tuba-fourba/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638760-what-is-tuba-plus-tuba-fourba/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638760-what-is-tuba-plus-tuba-fourba/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:20+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is tuba plus tuba? Fourba! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638760-what-is-tuba-plus-tuba-fourba/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638760-what-is-tuba-plus-tuba-fourba/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:20+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638761-always-put-sunglasses-on-your-tree-then-youll-get-the-proper-shade/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638761-always-put-sunglasses-on-your-tree-then-youll-get-the-proper-shade/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638761-always-put-sunglasses-on-your-tree-then-youll-get-the-proper-shade/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:21+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638761-always-put-sunglasses-on-your-tree-then-youll-get-the-proper-shade/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638761-always-put-sunglasses-on-your-tree-then-youll-get-the-proper-shade/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:21+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638763-two-dogs-are-going-on-a-walk-down-the-street-they-walk-past-a-few-parking-meters-and-one/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, "Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, "Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638763-two-dogs-are-going-on-a-walk-down-the-street-they-walk-past-a-few-parking-meters-and-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638763-two-dogs-are-going-on-a-walk-down-the-street-they-walk-past-a-few-parking-meters-and-one/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:25+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, "Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, "Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638763-two-dogs-are-going-on-a-walk-down-the-street-they-walk-past-a-few-parking-meters-and-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638763-two-dogs-are-going-on-a-walk-down-the-street-they-walk-past-a-few-parking-meters-and-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:25+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638765-why-couldnt-elsa-hold-on-to-a-balloon-she-would-always-let-it-go/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638765-why-couldnt-elsa-hold-on-to-a-balloon-she-would-always-let-it-go/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638765-why-couldnt-elsa-hold-on-to-a-balloon-she-would-always-let-it-go/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:30+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638765-why-couldnt-elsa-hold-on-to-a-balloon-she-would-always-let-it-go/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638765-why-couldnt-elsa-hold-on-to-a-balloon-she-would-always-let-it-go/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:30+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638768-how-can-you-tell-if-a-hamburger-was-grilled-in-space-its-a-little-meteor/video/player 2024-03-21T03:01:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638768-how-can-you-tell-if-a-hamburger-was-grilled-in-space-its-a-little-meteor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638768-how-can-you-tell-if-a-hamburger-was-grilled-in-space-its-a-little-meteor/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638768-how-can-you-tell-if-a-hamburger-was-grilled-in-space-its-a-little-meteor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638768-how-can-you-tell-if-a-hamburger-was-grilled-in-space-its-a-little-meteor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638772-what-did-the-amazed-kazakhstani-say-thats-astana-shing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana shing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana shing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638772-what-did-the-amazed-kazakhstani-say-thats-astana-shing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638772-what-did-the-amazed-kazakhstani-say-thats-astana-shing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:41+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana shing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana shing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638772-what-did-the-amazed-kazakhstani-say-thats-astana-shing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638772-what-did-the-amazed-kazakhstani-say-thats-astana-shing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:41+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638774-why-dont-blind-people-skydive-because-it-scares-their-dogs-too-much/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638774-why-dont-blind-people-skydive-because-it-scares-their-dogs-too-much/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638774-why-dont-blind-people-skydive-because-it-scares-their-dogs-too-much/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638774-why-dont-blind-people-skydive-because-it-scares-their-dogs-too-much/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638774-why-dont-blind-people-skydive-because-it-scares-their-dogs-too-much/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638775-when-is-a-door-not-a-door-when-its-a-jar/video/player 2024-08-12T13:32:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 When is a door not a door? When it's a jar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When is a door not a door? When it's a jar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638775-when-is-a-door-not-a-door-when-its-a-jar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638775-when-is-a-door-not-a-door-when-its-a-jar/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:50+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When is a door not a door? When it's a jar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When is a door not a door? When it's a jar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638775-when-is-a-door-not-a-door-when-its-a-jar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638775-when-is-a-door-not-a-door-when-its-a-jar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:50+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638778-whats-medusas-favorite-kind-of-cheese-gorgonzola/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638778-whats-medusas-favorite-kind-of-cheese-gorgonzola/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638778-whats-medusas-favorite-kind-of-cheese-gorgonzola/video/player 2023-03-19T15:46:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638778-whats-medusas-favorite-kind-of-cheese-gorgonzola/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638778-whats-medusas-favorite-kind-of-cheese-gorgonzola/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:46:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638779-why-does-snoop-dogg-need-an-umbrella-for-drizzle-my-nizzle-d/video/player 2024-03-21T01:06:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638779-why-does-snoop-dogg-need-an-umbrella-for-drizzle-my-nizzle-d/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638779-why-does-snoop-dogg-need-an-umbrella-for-drizzle-my-nizzle-d/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:01+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638779-why-does-snoop-dogg-need-an-umbrella-for-drizzle-my-nizzle-d/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638779-why-does-snoop-dogg-need-an-umbrella-for-drizzle-my-nizzle-d/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:01+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638780-my-dental-hygienist-retired-after-working-55-years-all-she-got-was-a-lousy-plaque/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638780-my-dental-hygienist-retired-after-working-55-years-all-she-got-was-a-lousy-plaque/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638780-my-dental-hygienist-retired-after-working-55-years-all-she-got-was-a-lousy-plaque/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638780-my-dental-hygienist-retired-after-working-55-years-all-she-got-was-a-lousy-plaque/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638780-my-dental-hygienist-retired-after-working-55-years-all-she-got-was-a-lousy-plaque/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638785-what-do-you-call-a-parade-of-rabbits-hopping-backwards-a-receding-hare-line/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638785-what-do-you-call-a-parade-of-rabbits-hopping-backwards-a-receding-hare-line/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638785-what-do-you-call-a-parade-of-rabbits-hopping-backwards-a-receding-hare-line/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638785-what-do-you-call-a-parade-of-rabbits-hopping-backwards-a-receding-hare-line/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638785-what-do-you-call-a-parade-of-rabbits-hopping-backwards-a-receding-hare-line/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638786-ive-just-made-a-meeting-site-for-retired-chemists-its-called-carbon-dating/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638786-ive-just-made-a-meeting-site-for-retired-chemists-its-called-carbon-dating/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638786-ive-just-made-a-meeting-site-for-retired-chemists-its-called-carbon-dating/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:14+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638786-ive-just-made-a-meeting-site-for-retired-chemists-its-called-carbon-dating/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638786-ive-just-made-a-meeting-site-for-retired-chemists-its-called-carbon-dating/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:14+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638787-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-three-lefts-make-a-right-and-two-wrights-make-a/video/player 2025-12-15T17:28:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638787-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-three-lefts-make-a-right-and-two-wrights-make-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638787-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-three-lefts-make-a-right-and-two-wrights-make-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638787-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-three-lefts-make-a-right-and-two-wrights-make-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638787-two-wrongs-dont-make-a-right-but-three-lefts-make-a-right-and-two-wrights-make-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638789-why-did-the-library-book-go-to-the-doctor-it-needed-to-be-checked-out-it-had-a-bloated/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638789-why-did-the-library-book-go-to-the-doctor-it-needed-to-be-checked-out-it-had-a-bloated/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638789-why-did-the-library-book-go-to-the-doctor-it-needed-to-be-checked-out-it-had-a-bloated/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:29+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638789-why-did-the-library-book-go-to-the-doctor-it-needed-to-be-checked-out-it-had-a-bloated/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638789-why-did-the-library-book-go-to-the-doctor-it-needed-to-be-checked-out-it-had-a-bloated/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:29+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638790-a-frog-decided-to-trace-his-genealogy-one-day-he-discovered-he-was-a-tad-polish/video/player 2024-05-13T10:28:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638790-a-frog-decided-to-trace-his-genealogy-one-day-he-discovered-he-was-a-tad-polish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638790-a-frog-decided-to-trace-his-genealogy-one-day-he-discovered-he-was-a-tad-polish/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:33+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638790-a-frog-decided-to-trace-his-genealogy-one-day-he-discovered-he-was-a-tad-polish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638790-a-frog-decided-to-trace-his-genealogy-one-day-he-discovered-he-was-a-tad-polish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:33+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638791-what-did-the-fish-say-before-he-hit-the-wall-oh-dam/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638791-what-did-the-fish-say-before-he-hit-the-wall-oh-dam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638791-what-did-the-fish-say-before-he-hit-the-wall-oh-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638791-what-did-the-fish-say-before-he-hit-the-wall-oh-dam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638791-what-did-the-fish-say-before-he-hit-the-wall-oh-dam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638792-whats-the-smartest-dinosaur-thesaurus-rex-omg-i-crack-myself-up-skip/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638792-whats-the-smartest-dinosaur-thesaurus-rex-omg-i-crack-myself-up-skip/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638792-whats-the-smartest-dinosaur-thesaurus-rex-omg-i-crack-myself-up-skip/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638792-whats-the-smartest-dinosaur-thesaurus-rex-omg-i-crack-myself-up-skip/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638792-whats-the-smartest-dinosaur-thesaurus-rex-omg-i-crack-myself-up-skip/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638794-i-like-camping-but-its-so-in-tents/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 I like camping but... it's so in tents - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like camping but... it's so in tents - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638794-i-like-camping-but-its-so-in-tents/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638794-i-like-camping-but-its-so-in-tents/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:50+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I like camping but... it's so in tents - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like camping but... it's so in tents - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638794-i-like-camping-but-its-so-in-tents/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638794-i-like-camping-but-its-so-in-tents/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:50+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638795-if-the-house-is-in-the-kitchen-and-dianas-in-the-kitchen-whats-in-diana-a-state/video/player 2026-01-31T15:38:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638795-if-the-house-is-in-the-kitchen-and-dianas-in-the-kitchen-whats-in-diana-a-state/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638795-if-the-house-is-in-the-kitchen-and-dianas-in-the-kitchen-whats-in-diana-a-state/video/player 2023-03-19T15:47:55+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638795-if-the-house-is-in-the-kitchen-and-dianas-in-the-kitchen-whats-in-diana-a-state/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638795-if-the-house-is-in-the-kitchen-and-dianas-in-the-kitchen-whats-in-diana-a-state/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:47:55+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638796-a-sentence-and-a-phrase-is-arguing-what-did-the-sentence-say-i-know-where-youre/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638796-a-sentence-and-a-phrase-is-arguing-what-did-the-sentence-say-i-know-where-youre/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638796-a-sentence-and-a-phrase-is-arguing-what-did-the-sentence-say-i-know-where-youre/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:00+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638796-a-sentence-and-a-phrase-is-arguing-what-did-the-sentence-say-i-know-where-youre/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638796-a-sentence-and-a-phrase-is-arguing-what-did-the-sentence-say-i-know-where-youre/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:00+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638797-whats-brown-and-sounds-like-a-bell-dung/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638797-whats-brown-and-sounds-like-a-bell-dung/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638797-whats-brown-and-sounds-like-a-bell-dung/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638797-whats-brown-and-sounds-like-a-bell-dung/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638797-whats-brown-and-sounds-like-a-bell-dung/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638799-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638799-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638799-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:10+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638799-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638799-whats-a-balloons-favorite-genre-of-music-pop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:10+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638800-did-you-hear-about-what-happened-with-the-elk-it-was-really-amoosing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638800-did-you-hear-about-what-happened-with-the-elk-it-was-really-amoosing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638800-did-you-hear-about-what-happened-with-the-elk-it-was-really-amoosing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638800-did-you-hear-about-what-happened-with-the-elk-it-was-really-amoosing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638800-did-you-hear-about-what-happened-with-the-elk-it-was-really-amoosing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638803-whats-so-great-about-living-in-switzerland-well-the-flag-is-a-big-plus/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638803-whats-so-great-about-living-in-switzerland-well-the-flag-is-a-big-plus/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638803-whats-so-great-about-living-in-switzerland-well-the-flag-is-a-big-plus/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:26+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638803-whats-so-great-about-living-in-switzerland-well-the-flag-is-a-big-plus/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638803-whats-so-great-about-living-in-switzerland-well-the-flag-is-a-big-plus/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:26+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638804-why-did-the-girl-quit-her-job-at-the-donut-factory-she-was-fed-up-with-the-hole-business/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638804-why-did-the-girl-quit-her-job-at-the-donut-factory-she-was-fed-up-with-the-hole-business/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638804-why-did-the-girl-quit-her-job-at-the-donut-factory-she-was-fed-up-with-the-hole-business/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:30+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638804-why-did-the-girl-quit-her-job-at-the-donut-factory-she-was-fed-up-with-the-hole-business/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638804-why-did-the-girl-quit-her-job-at-the-donut-factory-she-was-fed-up-with-the-hole-business/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:30+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638809-what-colour-t-shirt-would-win-a-race-red-because-it-runs-the-most/video/player 2025-09-04T12:18:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What colour T shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What colour T shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638809-what-colour-t-shirt-would-win-a-race-red-because-it-runs-the-most/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638809-what-colour-t-shirt-would-win-a-race-red-because-it-runs-the-most/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:36+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What colour T shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What colour T shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638809-what-colour-t-shirt-would-win-a-race-red-because-it-runs-the-most/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638809-what-colour-t-shirt-would-win-a-race-red-because-it-runs-the-most/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:36+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638812-why-was-the-egyptian-kid-confused-because-his-daddy-was-a-mummy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638812-why-was-the-egyptian-kid-confused-because-his-daddy-was-a-mummy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638812-why-was-the-egyptian-kid-confused-because-his-daddy-was-a-mummy/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:44+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638812-why-was-the-egyptian-kid-confused-because-his-daddy-was-a-mummy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638812-why-was-the-egyptian-kid-confused-because-his-daddy-was-a-mummy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:44+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638813-after-watching-a-strongman-competition-it-amazed-me-to-see-how-much-the-human-body/video/player 2024-10-28T02:19:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638813-after-watching-a-strongman-competition-it-amazed-me-to-see-how-much-the-human-body/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638813-after-watching-a-strongman-competition-it-amazed-me-to-see-how-much-the-human-body/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638813-after-watching-a-strongman-competition-it-amazed-me-to-see-how-much-the-human-body/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638813-after-watching-a-strongman-competition-it-amazed-me-to-see-how-much-the-human-body/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638815-what-did-the-o-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638815-what-did-the-o-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638815-what-did-the-o-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:54+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638815-what-did-the-o-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638815-what-did-the-o-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:54+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638816-why-was-the-burrito-embarrassed-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638816-why-was-the-burrito-embarrassed-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638816-why-was-the-burrito-embarrassed-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:48:55+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638816-why-was-the-burrito-embarrassed-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638816-why-was-the-burrito-embarrassed-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:48:55+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638818-what-do-you-call-a-bunch-of-asian-bears-roaring-panda-monium/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda monium. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda monium. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638818-what-do-you-call-a-bunch-of-asian-bears-roaring-panda-monium/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638818-what-do-you-call-a-bunch-of-asian-bears-roaring-panda-monium/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda monium. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda monium. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638818-what-do-you-call-a-bunch-of-asian-bears-roaring-panda-monium/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638818-what-do-you-call-a-bunch-of-asian-bears-roaring-panda-monium/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638819-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video/player 2026-02-24T14:50:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638819-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638819-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638819-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638819-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638820-what-does-a-rock-do-all-day-nothing-this-joke-was-made-by-daughter-when-she-was-5/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638820-what-does-a-rock-do-all-day-nothing-this-joke-was-made-by-daughter-when-she-was-5/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638820-what-does-a-rock-do-all-day-nothing-this-joke-was-made-by-daughter-when-she-was-5/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a rock do all day? Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638820-what-does-a-rock-do-all-day-nothing-this-joke-was-made-by-daughter-when-she-was-5/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638820-what-does-a-rock-do-all-day-nothing-this-joke-was-made-by-daughter-when-she-was-5/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638823-the-joke-of-2016-trump/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 The joke of 2016 Trump - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The joke of 2016 Trump - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638823-the-joke-of-2016-trump/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638823-the-joke-of-2016-trump/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The joke of 2016 Trump - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The joke of 2016 Trump - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638823-the-joke-of-2016-trump/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638823-the-joke-of-2016-trump/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638825-how-does-han-solo-like-to-get-around-endor-ewoks/video/player 2024-10-28T06:51:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638825-how-does-han-solo-like-to-get-around-endor-ewoks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638825-how-does-han-solo-like-to-get-around-endor-ewoks/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:20+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does Han Solo like to get around Endor? Ewoks - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638825-how-does-han-solo-like-to-get-around-endor-ewoks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638825-how-does-han-solo-like-to-get-around-endor-ewoks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:20+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638826-i-dont-have-the-faintest-idea-why-i-passed-out-just-a-short-pun/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638826-i-dont-have-the-faintest-idea-why-i-passed-out-just-a-short-pun/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638826-i-dont-have-the-faintest-idea-why-i-passed-out-just-a-short-pun/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638826-i-dont-have-the-faintest-idea-why-i-passed-out-just-a-short-pun/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638826-i-dont-have-the-faintest-idea-why-i-passed-out-just-a-short-pun/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638827-what-do-you-call-a-vegetarian-a-hopeless-romaine-tic/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine tic - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine tic - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638827-what-do-you-call-a-vegetarian-a-hopeless-romaine-tic/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638827-what-do-you-call-a-vegetarian-a-hopeless-romaine-tic/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine tic - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a vegetarian? A hopeless romaine tic - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638827-what-do-you-call-a-vegetarian-a-hopeless-romaine-tic/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638827-what-do-you-call-a-vegetarian-a-hopeless-romaine-tic/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638828-i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather-unlike-the-passengers-in/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Unlike the passengers in his car who were screaming and yelling! http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/friday joke/98 how to die/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Unlike the passengers in his car who were screaming and yelling! http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/friday joke/98 how to die/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638828-i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather-unlike-the-passengers-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638828-i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather-unlike-the-passengers-in/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:40+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Unlike the passengers in his car who were screaming and yelling! http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/friday joke/98 how to die/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Unlike the passengers in his car who were screaming and yelling! http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/friday joke/98 how to die/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638828-i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather-unlike-the-passengers-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638828-i-want-to-die-peacefully-in-my-sleep-like-my-grandfather-unlike-the-passengers-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:40+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638829-what-do-you-call-a-chicken-crossed-with-a-cow-cock-a-doodle-moo/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock a doodle moo! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock a doodle moo! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638829-what-do-you-call-a-chicken-crossed-with-a-cow-cock-a-doodle-moo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638829-what-do-you-call-a-chicken-crossed-with-a-cow-cock-a-doodle-moo/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:40+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock a doodle moo! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock a doodle moo! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638829-what-do-you-call-a-chicken-crossed-with-a-cow-cock-a-doodle-moo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638829-what-do-you-call-a-chicken-crossed-with-a-cow-cock-a-doodle-moo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:40+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638830-kind-of-a-kid-joke-what-kind-of-cereal-do-zombies-like-kellogs-all-brain/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638830-kind-of-a-kid-joke-what-kind-of-cereal-do-zombies-like-kellogs-all-brain/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638830-kind-of-a-kid-joke-what-kind-of-cereal-do-zombies-like-kellogs-all-brain/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:41+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638830-kind-of-a-kid-joke-what-kind-of-cereal-do-zombies-like-kellogs-all-brain/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638830-kind-of-a-kid-joke-what-kind-of-cereal-do-zombies-like-kellogs-all-brain/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:41+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638833-what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-wheres-my-tractor/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638833-what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-wheres-my-tractor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638833-what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-wheres-my-tractor/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638833-what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-wheres-my-tractor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638833-what-did-the-farmer-say-when-he-lost-his-tractor-wheres-my-tractor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638836-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-no-eye-deer-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-with-no-legs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no eye deer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no eye deer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638836-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-no-eye-deer-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-with-no-legs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638836-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-no-eye-deer-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-with-no-legs/video/player 2023-03-19T15:49:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no eye deer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no eye deer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638836-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-no-eye-deer-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-with-no-legs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638836-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-no-eye-deer-what-do-you-call-a-blind-deer-with-no-legs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:49:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638837-why-are-proteins-so-cranky-because-theyre-made-of-a-mean-ol-acids/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638837-why-are-proteins-so-cranky-because-theyre-made-of-a-mean-ol-acids/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638837-why-are-proteins-so-cranky-because-theyre-made-of-a-mean-ol-acids/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638837-why-are-proteins-so-cranky-because-theyre-made-of-a-mean-ol-acids/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638837-why-are-proteins-so-cranky-because-theyre-made-of-a-mean-ol-acids/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638840-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-doesnt-matter-irrelephant/video/player 2024-03-21T03:02:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638840-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-doesnt-matter-irrelephant/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638840-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-doesnt-matter-irrelephant/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pachyderm that doesn't matter? Irrelephant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638840-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-doesnt-matter-irrelephant/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638840-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-doesnt-matter-irrelephant/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638842-what-are-caterpillars-afraid-of-dogerpillars/video/player 2026-06-23T22:21:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638842-what-are-caterpillars-afraid-of-dogerpillars/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638842-what-are-caterpillars-afraid-of-dogerpillars/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:11+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What are caterpillars afraid of? DOGerpillars! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638842-what-are-caterpillars-afraid-of-dogerpillars/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638842-what-are-caterpillars-afraid-of-dogerpillars/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:11+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638843-why-should-you-never-invite-a-boxer-to-a-party-he-always-throws-the-punch/video/player 2026-06-17T14:13:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638843-why-should-you-never-invite-a-boxer-to-a-party-he-always-throws-the-punch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638843-why-should-you-never-invite-a-boxer-to-a-party-he-always-throws-the-punch/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638843-why-should-you-never-invite-a-boxer-to-a-party-he-always-throws-the-punch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638843-why-should-you-never-invite-a-boxer-to-a-party-he-always-throws-the-punch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638846-how-much-does-it-cost-for-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638846-how-much-does-it-cost-for-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638846-how-much-does-it-cost-for-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:22+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638846-how-much-does-it-cost-for-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638846-how-much-does-it-cost-for-a-pirate-to-get-his-ear-pierced-a-buccaneer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:22+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638849-i-was-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around/video/player 2024-10-26T23:04:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638849-i-was-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638849-i-was-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:29+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638849-i-was-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638849-i-was-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:29+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638851-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-he-was-two-tired/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two tired... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two tired... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638851-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-he-was-two-tired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638851-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-he-was-two-tired/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two tired... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the bicycle cross the road? ...he was two tired... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638851-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-he-was-two-tired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638851-why-didnt-the-bicycle-cross-the-road-he-was-two-tired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638852-why-did-the-russians-use-peanuts-for-torture-in-the-cold-war-because-in-soviet-russia/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638852-why-did-the-russians-use-peanuts-for-torture-in-the-cold-war-because-in-soviet-russia/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638852-why-did-the-russians-use-peanuts-for-torture-in-the-cold-war-because-in-soviet-russia/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:38+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638852-why-did-the-russians-use-peanuts-for-torture-in-the-cold-war-because-in-soviet-russia/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638852-why-did-the-russians-use-peanuts-for-torture-in-the-cold-war-because-in-soviet-russia/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:38+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638856-apparently-vegetables-can-hear-when-theyre-being-eaten-so-i-always-drown-mine-in-salad/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638856-apparently-vegetables-can-hear-when-theyre-being-eaten-so-i-always-drown-mine-in-salad/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638856-apparently-vegetables-can-hear-when-theyre-being-eaten-so-i-always-drown-mine-in-salad/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:47+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Apparently vegetables can hear when they're being eaten. So I always drown mine in salad dressing first. Because it's the Romaine thing to do. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638856-apparently-vegetables-can-hear-when-theyre-being-eaten-so-i-always-drown-mine-in-salad/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638856-apparently-vegetables-can-hear-when-theyre-being-eaten-so-i-always-drown-mine-in-salad/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:47+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638857-how-do-trees-get-online-they-just-log-in/video/player 2024-11-28T02:53:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do trees get online? They just log in... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do trees get online? They just log in... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638857-how-do-trees-get-online-they-just-log-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638857-how-do-trees-get-online-they-just-log-in/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do trees get online? They just log in... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do trees get online? They just log in... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638857-how-do-trees-get-online-they-just-log-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638857-how-do-trees-get-online-they-just-log-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638859-why-were-wrigley-doublemint-and-orbit-watching-cnn-to-find-out-the-latest-on-gum/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638859-why-were-wrigley-doublemint-and-orbit-watching-cnn-to-find-out-the-latest-on-gum/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638859-why-were-wrigley-doublemint-and-orbit-watching-cnn-to-find-out-the-latest-on-gum/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:54+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN? To find out the latest on gum control legislation. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638859-why-were-wrigley-doublemint-and-orbit-watching-cnn-to-find-out-the-latest-on-gum/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638859-why-were-wrigley-doublemint-and-orbit-watching-cnn-to-find-out-the-latest-on-gum/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:54+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638860-i-wanna-make-a-joke-about-sodium-but-na/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638860-i-wanna-make-a-joke-about-sodium-but-na/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638860-i-wanna-make-a-joke-about-sodium-but-na/video/player 2023-03-19T15:50:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I wanna make a joke about sodium. But Na. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638860-i-wanna-make-a-joke-about-sodium-but-na/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638860-i-wanna-make-a-joke-about-sodium-but-na/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:50:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638861-why-couldnt-the-melons-be-together-everyone-knows-melons-cantaloupe/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638861-why-couldnt-the-melons-be-together-everyone-knows-melons-cantaloupe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638861-why-couldnt-the-melons-be-together-everyone-knows-melons-cantaloupe/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638861-why-couldnt-the-melons-be-together-everyone-knows-melons-cantaloupe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638861-why-couldnt-the-melons-be-together-everyone-knows-melons-cantaloupe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638862-why-couldnt-the-alligator-satisfy-his-lover-he-had-a-reptile-dysfunction/video/player 2024-10-17T18:21:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638862-why-couldnt-the-alligator-satisfy-his-lover-he-had-a-reptile-dysfunction/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638862-why-couldnt-the-alligator-satisfy-his-lover-he-had-a-reptile-dysfunction/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638862-why-couldnt-the-alligator-satisfy-his-lover-he-had-a-reptile-dysfunction/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638862-why-couldnt-the-alligator-satisfy-his-lover-he-had-a-reptile-dysfunction/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638866-whats-a-blind-persons-favorite-fast-food-joint-taco-braille/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638866-whats-a-blind-persons-favorite-fast-food-joint-taco-braille/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638866-whats-a-blind-persons-favorite-fast-food-joint-taco-braille/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638866-whats-a-blind-persons-favorite-fast-food-joint-taco-braille/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638866-whats-a-blind-persons-favorite-fast-food-joint-taco-braille/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638867-the-preacher-today-used-star-wars-as-a-sermon-illustration-i-felt-it-was-a-little-forced/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638867-the-preacher-today-used-star-wars-as-a-sermon-illustration-i-felt-it-was-a-little-forced/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638867-the-preacher-today-used-star-wars-as-a-sermon-illustration-i-felt-it-was-a-little-forced/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638867-the-preacher-today-used-star-wars-as-a-sermon-illustration-i-felt-it-was-a-little-forced/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638867-the-preacher-today-used-star-wars-as-a-sermon-illustration-i-felt-it-was-a-little-forced/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638869-what-did-the-grape-say-when-it-got-stepped-on-nothing-it-just-gave-a-little-wine/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638869-what-did-the-grape-say-when-it-got-stepped-on-nothing-it-just-gave-a-little-wine/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638869-what-did-the-grape-say-when-it-got-stepped-on-nothing-it-just-gave-a-little-wine/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638869-what-did-the-grape-say-when-it-got-stepped-on-nothing-it-just-gave-a-little-wine/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638869-what-did-the-grape-say-when-it-got-stepped-on-nothing-it-just-gave-a-little-wine/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638870-why-are-giraffes-necks-so-long-because-their-heads-are-so-far-away-from-their-bodies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638870-why-are-giraffes-necks-so-long-because-their-heads-are-so-far-away-from-their-bodies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638870-why-are-giraffes-necks-so-long-because-their-heads-are-so-far-away-from-their-bodies/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:31+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638870-why-are-giraffes-necks-so-long-because-their-heads-are-so-far-away-from-their-bodies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638870-why-are-giraffes-necks-so-long-because-their-heads-are-so-far-away-from-their-bodies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:31+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638871-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638871-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638871-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638871-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638871-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638872-why-was-the-panda-crying-he-had-a-bambooboo-aonther-one-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638872-why-was-the-panda-crying-he-had-a-bambooboo-aonther-one-from-my-9-year-old/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638872-why-was-the-panda-crying-he-had-a-bambooboo-aonther-one-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638872-why-was-the-panda-crying-he-had-a-bambooboo-aonther-one-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638872-why-was-the-panda-crying-he-had-a-bambooboo-aonther-one-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638874-why-does-thor-have-insomnia-hes-up-all-night-to-get-loki/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638874-why-does-thor-have-insomnia-hes-up-all-night-to-get-loki/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638874-why-does-thor-have-insomnia-hes-up-all-night-to-get-loki/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:41+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638874-why-does-thor-have-insomnia-hes-up-all-night-to-get-loki/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638874-why-does-thor-have-insomnia-hes-up-all-night-to-get-loki/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:41+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638875-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-three-eggs-too-bad/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638875-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-three-eggs-too-bad/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638875-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-three-eggs-too-bad/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638875-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-three-eggs-too-bad/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638875-did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-three-eggs-too-bad/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638876-raskreddit-thread-whats-the-best-clean-joke-you-know-with-thousands-of-replies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 /r/askreddit thread "What's the best clean joke you know" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats the best clean joke you know/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! /r/askreddit thread "What's the best clean joke you know" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats the best clean joke you know/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638876-raskreddit-thread-whats-the-best-clean-joke-you-know-with-thousands-of-replies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638876-raskreddit-thread-whats-the-best-clean-joke-you-know-with-thousands-of-replies/video/player 2023-03-19T15:51:52+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg /r/askreddit thread "What's the best clean joke you know" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats the best clean joke you know/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! /r/askreddit thread "What's the best clean joke you know" with thousands of replies http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zrotp/whats the best clean joke you know/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638876-raskreddit-thread-whats-the-best-clean-joke-you-know-with-thousands-of-replies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638876-raskreddit-thread-whats-the-best-clean-joke-you-know-with-thousands-of-replies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:51:52+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638879-chemistry-student-im-a-science-teacher-and-once-i-asked-one-of-my-lazy-students-if-he/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638879-chemistry-student-im-a-science-teacher-and-once-i-asked-one-of-my-lazy-students-if-he/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638879-chemistry-student-im-a-science-teacher-and-once-i-asked-one-of-my-lazy-students-if-he/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638879-chemistry-student-im-a-science-teacher-and-once-i-asked-one-of-my-lazy-students-if-he/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638879-chemistry-student-im-a-science-teacher-and-once-i-asked-one-of-my-lazy-students-if-he/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638881-what-do-you-call-a-smart-pig-swinestein/video/player 2024-10-17T18:27:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638881-what-do-you-call-a-smart-pig-swinestein/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638881-what-do-you-call-a-smart-pig-swinestein/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638881-what-do-you-call-a-smart-pig-swinestein/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638881-what-do-you-call-a-smart-pig-swinestein/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638883-so-i-have-this-new-knock-knock-joke-you-start-when-you-get-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638883-so-i-have-this-new-knock-knock-joke-you-start-when-you-get-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638883-so-i-have-this-new-knock-knock-joke-you-start-when-you-get-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So, I have this new knock knock joke You start... (when you get it) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638883-so-i-have-this-new-knock-knock-joke-you-start-when-you-get-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638883-so-i-have-this-new-knock-knock-joke-you-start-when-you-get-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638884-captain-ahabs-crew-were-highly-efficient-sailors-in-fact-they-were-running-like-a/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638884-captain-ahabs-crew-were-highly-efficient-sailors-in-fact-they-were-running-like-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638884-captain-ahabs-crew-were-highly-efficient-sailors-in-fact-they-were-running-like-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:11+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638884-captain-ahabs-crew-were-highly-efficient-sailors-in-fact-they-were-running-like-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638884-captain-ahabs-crew-were-highly-efficient-sailors-in-fact-they-were-running-like-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:11+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638885-what-kind-of-fish-would-be-good-to-tune-a-piano-oh-you-guessed-it-right-the-tuna/video/player 2024-10-28T03:12:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638885-what-kind-of-fish-would-be-good-to-tune-a-piano-oh-you-guessed-it-right-the-tuna/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638885-what-kind-of-fish-would-be-good-to-tune-a-piano-oh-you-guessed-it-right-the-tuna/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638885-what-kind-of-fish-would-be-good-to-tune-a-piano-oh-you-guessed-it-right-the-tuna/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638885-what-kind-of-fish-would-be-good-to-tune-a-piano-oh-you-guessed-it-right-the-tuna/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638886-bulls-from-all-over-india-sent-a-petition-to-sc-asking-it-to-classify-them-as-jallikatu/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638886-bulls-from-all-over-india-sent-a-petition-to-sc-asking-it-to-classify-them-as-jallikatu/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638886-bulls-from-all-over-india-sent-a-petition-to-sc-asking-it-to-classify-them-as-jallikatu/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:17+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638886-bulls-from-all-over-india-sent-a-petition-to-sc-asking-it-to-classify-them-as-jallikatu/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638886-bulls-from-all-over-india-sent-a-petition-to-sc-asking-it-to-classify-them-as-jallikatu/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:17+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638888-did-you-hear-about-nasa-finding-bones-on-the-moon-yeahthe-cow-didnt-make-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638888-did-you-hear-about-nasa-finding-bones-on-the-moon-yeahthe-cow-didnt-make-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638888-did-you-hear-about-nasa-finding-bones-on-the-moon-yeahthe-cow-didnt-make-it/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah,the cow didn't make it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638888-did-you-hear-about-nasa-finding-bones-on-the-moon-yeahthe-cow-didnt-make-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638888-did-you-hear-about-nasa-finding-bones-on-the-moon-yeahthe-cow-didnt-make-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638889-some-people-have-trouble-sleeping-but-i-can-do-it-with-my-eyes-closed/video/player 2026-01-31T18:04:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638889-some-people-have-trouble-sleeping-but-i-can-do-it-with-my-eyes-closed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638889-some-people-have-trouble-sleeping-but-i-can-do-it-with-my-eyes-closed/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Some people have trouble sleeping... ...but I can do it with my eyes closed... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638889-some-people-have-trouble-sleeping-but-i-can-do-it-with-my-eyes-closed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638889-some-people-have-trouble-sleeping-but-i-can-do-it-with-my-eyes-closed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638891-i-think-i-want-a-job-cleaning-mirrors-its-just-something-i-can-see-myself-doing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638891-i-think-i-want-a-job-cleaning-mirrors-its-just-something-i-can-see-myself-doing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638891-i-think-i-want-a-job-cleaning-mirrors-its-just-something-i-can-see-myself-doing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... ...it's just something I can see myself doing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638891-i-think-i-want-a-job-cleaning-mirrors-its-just-something-i-can-see-myself-doing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638891-i-think-i-want-a-job-cleaning-mirrors-its-just-something-i-can-see-myself-doing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638892-what-did-the-eye-say-to-the-other-eye-something-smells-between-us/video/player 2026-01-31T20:13:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638892-what-did-the-eye-say-to-the-other-eye-something-smells-between-us/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638892-what-did-the-eye-say-to-the-other-eye-something-smells-between-us/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638892-what-did-the-eye-say-to-the-other-eye-something-smells-between-us/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638892-what-did-the-eye-say-to-the-other-eye-something-smells-between-us/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638893-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-in-delaware-dont-worry-he-eventually-woke-up/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638893-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-in-delaware-dont-worry-he-eventually-woke-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638893-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-in-delaware-dont-worry-he-eventually-woke-up/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638893-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-in-delaware-dont-worry-he-eventually-woke-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638893-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-in-delaware-dont-worry-he-eventually-woke-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638895-what-animal-is-best-at-hitting-a-baseball-a-bat/video/player 2024-11-11T02:40:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638895-what-animal-is-best-at-hitting-a-baseball-a-bat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638895-what-animal-is-best-at-hitting-a-baseball-a-bat/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638895-what-animal-is-best-at-hitting-a-baseball-a-bat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638895-what-animal-is-best-at-hitting-a-baseball-a-bat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638896-why-did-the-octopus-beat-the-shark-in-a-fight-because-the-octopus-was-well-armed/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638896-why-did-the-octopus-beat-the-shark-in-a-fight-because-the-octopus-was-well-armed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638896-why-did-the-octopus-beat-the-shark-in-a-fight-because-the-octopus-was-well-armed/video/player 2023-03-19T15:52:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638896-why-did-the-octopus-beat-the-shark-in-a-fight-because-the-octopus-was-well-armed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638896-why-did-the-octopus-beat-the-shark-in-a-fight-because-the-octopus-was-well-armed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:52:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638897-ill-always-remember-what-my-uncle-said-before-he-passed-on-up-flying-houses/video/player 2024-11-28T05:26:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... "Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... "Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638897-ill-always-remember-what-my-uncle-said-before-he-passed-on-up-flying-houses/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638897-ill-always-remember-what-my-uncle-said-before-he-passed-on-up-flying-houses/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:01+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... "Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... "Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638897-ill-always-remember-what-my-uncle-said-before-he-passed-on-up-flying-houses/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638897-ill-always-remember-what-my-uncle-said-before-he-passed-on-up-flying-houses/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:01+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638899-whats-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-red-paint/video/player 2026-01-31T18:46:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638899-whats-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-red-paint/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638899-whats-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-red-paint/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638899-whats-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-red-paint/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638899-whats-red-and-smells-like-blue-paint-red-paint/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638900-why-did-little-miss-muffet-have-gps-on-her-tuffet-to-keep-her-from-losing-her-whey/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638900-why-did-little-miss-muffet-have-gps-on-her-tuffet-to-keep-her-from-losing-her-whey/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638900-why-did-little-miss-muffet-have-gps-on-her-tuffet-to-keep-her-from-losing-her-whey/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:13+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Little Miss Muffet have GPS on her Tuffet? To keep her from losing her whey. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638900-why-did-little-miss-muffet-have-gps-on-her-tuffet-to-keep-her-from-losing-her-whey/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638900-why-did-little-miss-muffet-have-gps-on-her-tuffet-to-keep-her-from-losing-her-whey/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:13+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638901-what-do-you-call-an-obese-psychic-that-works-at-a-bank-a-four-chin-teller/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638901-what-do-you-call-an-obese-psychic-that-works-at-a-bank-a-four-chin-teller/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638901-what-do-you-call-an-obese-psychic-that-works-at-a-bank-a-four-chin-teller/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638901-what-do-you-call-an-obese-psychic-that-works-at-a-bank-a-four-chin-teller/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638901-what-do-you-call-an-obese-psychic-that-works-at-a-bank-a-four-chin-teller/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638903-a-man-walked-into-a-doctors-office-he-said-to-the-doctor-ive-hurt-my-arm-in/video/player 2024-03-21T03:03:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: "Well don't go there any more." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: "Well don't go there any more." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638903-a-man-walked-into-a-doctors-office-he-said-to-the-doctor-ive-hurt-my-arm-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638903-a-man-walked-into-a-doctors-office-he-said-to-the-doctor-ive-hurt-my-arm-in/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:27+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: "Well don't go there any more." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: "Well don't go there any more." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638903-a-man-walked-into-a-doctors-office-he-said-to-the-doctor-ive-hurt-my-arm-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638903-a-man-walked-into-a-doctors-office-he-said-to-the-doctor-ive-hurt-my-arm-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:27+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638906-why-did-the-chicken-lay-an-egg-quoted-from-daughter-at-age-3-to-get-food-for-her/video/player 2024-11-17T17:48:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638906-why-did-the-chicken-lay-an-egg-quoted-from-daughter-at-age-3-to-get-food-for-her/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638906-why-did-the-chicken-lay-an-egg-quoted-from-daughter-at-age-3-to-get-food-for-her/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:30+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638906-why-did-the-chicken-lay-an-egg-quoted-from-daughter-at-age-3-to-get-food-for-her/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638906-why-did-the-chicken-lay-an-egg-quoted-from-daughter-at-age-3-to-get-food-for-her/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:30+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638907-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-pierce-his-ears-a-buccaneer/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638907-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-pierce-his-ears-a-buccaneer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638907-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-pierce-his-ears-a-buccaneer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A buccaneer! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638907-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-pierce-his-ears-a-buccaneer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638907-how-much-does-it-cost-a-pirate-to-pierce-his-ears-a-buccaneer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638908-science-joke-the-bartender-says-we-dont-serve-your-kind-here-he-orders-a-drink-a/video/player 2026-02-23T10:28:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Science joke The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Science joke The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638908-science-joke-the-bartender-says-we-dont-serve-your-kind-here-he-orders-a-drink-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638908-science-joke-the-bartender-says-we-dont-serve-your-kind-here-he-orders-a-drink-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:41+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Science joke The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Science joke The bartender says "we don't serve your kind here" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638908-science-joke-the-bartender-says-we-dont-serve-your-kind-here-he-orders-a-drink-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638908-science-joke-the-bartender-says-we-dont-serve-your-kind-here-he-orders-a-drink-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:41+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638911-why-do-gastroenterologists-have-such-a-passion-for-their-job-because-they-find-the/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638911-why-do-gastroenterologists-have-such-a-passion-for-their-job-because-they-find-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638911-why-do-gastroenterologists-have-such-a-passion-for-their-job-because-they-find-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638911-why-do-gastroenterologists-have-such-a-passion-for-their-job-because-they-find-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638911-why-do-gastroenterologists-have-such-a-passion-for-their-job-because-they-find-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638912-theres-a-tv-channel-where-you-can-buy-all-the-popes-speeches-its-called-papal-view/video/player 2026-06-20T01:45:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called "Papal View". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called "Papal View". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638912-theres-a-tv-channel-where-you-can-buy-all-the-popes-speeches-its-called-papal-view/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638912-theres-a-tv-channel-where-you-can-buy-all-the-popes-speeches-its-called-papal-view/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:51+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called "Papal View". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called "Papal View". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638912-theres-a-tv-channel-where-you-can-buy-all-the-popes-speeches-its-called-papal-view/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638912-theres-a-tv-channel-where-you-can-buy-all-the-popes-speeches-its-called-papal-view/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:51+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638913-so-today-is-earth-day-on-what-grounds-are-we-celebrating/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638913-so-today-is-earth-day-on-what-grounds-are-we-celebrating/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638913-so-today-is-earth-day-on-what-grounds-are-we-celebrating/video/player 2023-03-19T15:53:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So today is Earth day on what grounds are we celebrating? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638913-so-today-is-earth-day-on-what-grounds-are-we-celebrating/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638913-so-today-is-earth-day-on-what-grounds-are-we-celebrating/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:53:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638916-what-did-one-slice-of-bread-say-to-the-other-at-the-end-of-a-game-of-chess-its-stale/video/player 2026-02-23T03:21:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? "It's stale, mate." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? "It's stale, mate." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638916-what-did-one-slice-of-bread-say-to-the-other-at-the-end-of-a-game-of-chess-its-stale/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638916-what-did-one-slice-of-bread-say-to-the-other-at-the-end-of-a-game-of-chess-its-stale/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:02+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? "It's stale, mate." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? "It's stale, mate." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638916-what-did-one-slice-of-bread-say-to-the-other-at-the-end-of-a-game-of-chess-its-stale/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638916-what-did-one-slice-of-bread-say-to-the-other-at-the-end-of-a-game-of-chess-its-stale/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:02+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638917-i-heard-its-a-good-night-to-see-the-perseid-meteor-shower-but-i-havent-heard/video/player 2024-10-24T02:58:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638917-i-heard-its-a-good-night-to-see-the-perseid-meteor-shower-but-i-havent-heard/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638917-i-heard-its-a-good-night-to-see-the-perseid-meteor-shower-but-i-havent-heard/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638917-i-heard-its-a-good-night-to-see-the-perseid-meteor-shower-but-i-havent-heard/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638917-i-heard-its-a-good-night-to-see-the-perseid-meteor-shower-but-i-havent-heard/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638918-what-is-green-has-four-legs-and-if-it-fell-out-of-a-tree-and-landed-on-you-it-would/video/player 2026-02-01T01:21:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638918-what-is-green-has-four-legs-and-if-it-fell-out-of-a-tree-and-landed-on-you-it-would/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638918-what-is-green-has-four-legs-and-if-it-fell-out-of-a-tree-and-landed-on-you-it-would/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:07+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638918-what-is-green-has-four-legs-and-if-it-fell-out-of-a-tree-and-landed-on-you-it-would/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638918-what-is-green-has-four-legs-and-if-it-fell-out-of-a-tree-and-landed-on-you-it-would/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:07+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638919-why-shouldnt-you-have-coffee-while-on-the-clock-because-that-would-be-grounds-for/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be "grounds" for termination! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be "grounds" for termination! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638919-why-shouldnt-you-have-coffee-while-on-the-clock-because-that-would-be-grounds-for/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638919-why-shouldnt-you-have-coffee-while-on-the-clock-because-that-would-be-grounds-for/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be "grounds" for termination! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be "grounds" for termination! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638919-why-shouldnt-you-have-coffee-while-on-the-clock-because-that-would-be-grounds-for/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638919-why-shouldnt-you-have-coffee-while-on-the-clock-because-that-would-be-grounds-for/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638921-what-do-you-call-a-frenchman-in-sandals-philippe-philoppe/video/player 2024-10-15T23:33:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638921-what-do-you-call-a-frenchman-in-sandals-philippe-philoppe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638921-what-do-you-call-a-frenchman-in-sandals-philippe-philoppe/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638921-what-do-you-call-a-frenchman-in-sandals-philippe-philoppe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638921-what-do-you-call-a-frenchman-in-sandals-philippe-philoppe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638925-what-do-you-call-a-truthful-piece-of-paper-fax/video/player 2025-01-02T20:45:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638925-what-do-you-call-a-truthful-piece-of-paper-fax/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638925-what-do-you-call-a-truthful-piece-of-paper-fax/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638925-what-do-you-call-a-truthful-piece-of-paper-fax/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638925-what-do-you-call-a-truthful-piece-of-paper-fax/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638926-what-type-of-melon-would-romeo-and-juliet-have-been-cantaloupe/video/player 2024-12-17T23:52:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638926-what-type-of-melon-would-romeo-and-juliet-have-been-cantaloupe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638926-what-type-of-melon-would-romeo-and-juliet-have-been-cantaloupe/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638926-what-type-of-melon-would-romeo-and-juliet-have-been-cantaloupe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638926-what-type-of-melon-would-romeo-and-juliet-have-been-cantaloupe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638927-what-kind-of-turns-do-letters-take-u-turns-from-my-9-year-old-son-yesterday-fixed/video/player 2024-10-28T05:08:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of turns do letters take? U turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of turns do letters take? U turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638927-what-kind-of-turns-do-letters-take-u-turns-from-my-9-year-old-son-yesterday-fixed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638927-what-kind-of-turns-do-letters-take-u-turns-from-my-9-year-old-son-yesterday-fixed/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of turns do letters take? U turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of turns do letters take? U turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638927-what-kind-of-turns-do-letters-take-u-turns-from-my-9-year-old-son-yesterday-fixed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638927-what-kind-of-turns-do-letters-take-u-turns-from-my-9-year-old-son-yesterday-fixed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638928-what-did-one-computer-cpu-say-to-the-other-after-getting-hit-ow-that-megahertz/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638928-what-did-one-computer-cpu-say-to-the-other-after-getting-hit-ow-that-megahertz/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638928-what-did-one-computer-cpu-say-to-the-other-after-getting-hit-ow-that-megahertz/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit? Ow! That megahertz! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638928-what-did-one-computer-cpu-say-to-the-other-after-getting-hit-ow-that-megahertz/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638928-what-did-one-computer-cpu-say-to-the-other-after-getting-hit-ow-that-megahertz/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638930-did-you-take-a-shower-today-why-is-one-missing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638930-did-you-take-a-shower-today-why-is-one-missing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638930-did-you-take-a-shower-today-why-is-one-missing/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638930-did-you-take-a-shower-today-why-is-one-missing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638930-did-you-take-a-shower-today-why-is-one-missing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638931-what-did-the-hungarian-say-to-the-annoying-kid-youre-nothing-budapest/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638931-what-did-the-hungarian-say-to-the-annoying-kid-youre-nothing-budapest/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638931-what-did-the-hungarian-say-to-the-annoying-kid-youre-nothing-budapest/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:53+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? "You're nothing budapest!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638931-what-did-the-hungarian-say-to-the-annoying-kid-youre-nothing-budapest/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638931-what-did-the-hungarian-say-to-the-annoying-kid-youre-nothing-budapest/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:53+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638932-i-was-thinking-of-ways-to-become-transgender-so-i-figured-id-fly-to-paris-because/video/player 2024-06-21T07:42:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638932-i-was-thinking-of-ways-to-become-transgender-so-i-figured-id-fly-to-paris-because/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638932-i-was-thinking-of-ways-to-become-transgender-so-i-figured-id-fly-to-paris-because/video/player 2023-03-19T15:54:56+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638932-i-was-thinking-of-ways-to-become-transgender-so-i-figured-id-fly-to-paris-because/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638932-i-was-thinking-of-ways-to-become-transgender-so-i-figured-id-fly-to-paris-because/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:54:56+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638935-how-does-the-mummy-plan-to-destroy-superman-hes-gonna-lure-him-in-to-the-crypt-tonight/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638935-how-does-the-mummy-plan-to-destroy-superman-hes-gonna-lure-him-in-to-the-crypt-tonight/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638935-how-does-the-mummy-plan-to-destroy-superman-hes-gonna-lure-him-in-to-the-crypt-tonight/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:06+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638935-how-does-the-mummy-plan-to-destroy-superman-hes-gonna-lure-him-in-to-the-crypt-tonight/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638935-how-does-the-mummy-plan-to-destroy-superman-hes-gonna-lure-him-in-to-the-crypt-tonight/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:06+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638936-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-one-leg-steak/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638936-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-one-leg-steak/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638936-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-one-leg-steak/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638936-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-one-leg-steak/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638936-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-one-leg-steak/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638937-what-concert-tickets-should-cost-045-50-cent-feat-nickelback-p/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638937-what-concert-tickets-should-cost-045-50-cent-feat-nickelback-p/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638937-what-concert-tickets-should-cost-045-50-cent-feat-nickelback-p/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:11+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638937-what-concert-tickets-should-cost-045-50-cent-feat-nickelback-p/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638937-what-concert-tickets-should-cost-045-50-cent-feat-nickelback-p/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:11+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638939-a-woman-files-for-divorce-from-her-husband-citing-that-he-makes-too-many-star-wars/video/player 2026-02-09T19:58:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 A woman files for divorce from her husband... citing that he makes too many Star Wars puns. When asked if this is true the husband says, "Divorce is strong with this one." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A woman files for divorce from her husband... citing that he makes too many Star Wars puns. When asked if this is true the husband says, "Divorce is strong with this one." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638939-a-woman-files-for-divorce-from-her-husband-citing-that-he-makes-too-many-star-wars/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638939-a-woman-files-for-divorce-from-her-husband-citing-that-he-makes-too-many-star-wars/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:16+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A woman files for divorce from her husband... citing that he makes too many Star Wars puns. When asked if this is true the husband says, "Divorce is strong with this one." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A woman files for divorce from her husband... citing that he makes too many Star Wars puns. When asked if this is true the husband says, "Divorce is strong with this one." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638939-a-woman-files-for-divorce-from-her-husband-citing-that-he-makes-too-many-star-wars/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638939-a-woman-files-for-divorce-from-her-husband-citing-that-he-makes-too-many-star-wars/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:16+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638943-why-cant-you-run-in-a-camp-ground-you-can-only-ran-its-past-tents/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638943-why-cant-you-run-in-a-camp-ground-you-can-only-ran-its-past-tents/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638943-why-cant-you-run-in-a-camp-ground-you-can-only-ran-its-past-tents/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638943-why-cant-you-run-in-a-camp-ground-you-can-only-ran-its-past-tents/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638943-why-cant-you-run-in-a-camp-ground-you-can-only-ran-its-past-tents/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638944-what-kind-of-soda-do-dogs-drink-barqs-root-beer/video/player 2026-06-20T02:17:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638944-what-kind-of-soda-do-dogs-drink-barqs-root-beer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638944-what-kind-of-soda-do-dogs-drink-barqs-root-beer/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:29+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638944-what-kind-of-soda-do-dogs-drink-barqs-root-beer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638944-what-kind-of-soda-do-dogs-drink-barqs-root-beer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:29+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638946-oc-why-couldnt-the-dragon-breathe-fire-he-had-a-cold/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 [OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638946-oc-why-couldnt-the-dragon-breathe-fire-he-had-a-cold/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638946-oc-why-couldnt-the-dragon-breathe-fire-he-had-a-cold/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638946-oc-why-couldnt-the-dragon-breathe-fire-he-had-a-cold/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638946-oc-why-couldnt-the-dragon-breathe-fire-he-had-a-cold/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638949-i-saw-a-middle-aged-man-staring-at-a-picture-of-his-very-first-steps-with-tears-in-his/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638949-i-saw-a-middle-aged-man-staring-at-a-picture-of-his-very-first-steps-with-tears-in-his/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638949-i-saw-a-middle-aged-man-staring-at-a-picture-of-his-very-first-steps-with-tears-in-his/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638949-i-saw-a-middle-aged-man-staring-at-a-picture-of-his-very-first-steps-with-tears-in-his/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638949-i-saw-a-middle-aged-man-staring-at-a-picture-of-his-very-first-steps-with-tears-in-his/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638950-what-do-fish-smoke-seaweed/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do fish smoke? Seaweed! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do fish smoke? Seaweed! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638950-what-do-fish-smoke-seaweed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638950-what-do-fish-smoke-seaweed/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do fish smoke? Seaweed! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do fish smoke? Seaweed! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638950-what-do-fish-smoke-seaweed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638950-what-do-fish-smoke-seaweed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638951-why-is-it-a-bad-idea-to-get-in-a-relationship-with-a-statue-because-its-not-going/video/player 2026-05-05T02:02:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638951-why-is-it-a-bad-idea-to-get-in-a-relationship-with-a-statue-because-its-not-going/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638951-why-is-it-a-bad-idea-to-get-in-a-relationship-with-a-statue-because-its-not-going/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638951-why-is-it-a-bad-idea-to-get-in-a-relationship-with-a-statue-because-its-not-going/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638951-why-is-it-a-bad-idea-to-get-in-a-relationship-with-a-statue-because-its-not-going/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638952-where-do-you-go-to-weigh-a-pie-somewhere-over-the-rainbow-weigh-a-pie-sounds-like-way/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638952-where-do-you-go-to-weigh-a-pie-somewhere-over-the-rainbow-weigh-a-pie-sounds-like-way/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638952-where-do-you-go-to-weigh-a-pie-somewhere-over-the-rainbow-weigh-a-pie-sounds-like-way/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:51+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638952-where-do-you-go-to-weigh-a-pie-somewhere-over-the-rainbow-weigh-a-pie-sounds-like-way/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638952-where-do-you-go-to-weigh-a-pie-somewhere-over-the-rainbow-weigh-a-pie-sounds-like-way/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:51+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638954-i-forgot-where-i-threw-my-boomerang-oh-wait-its-coming-back-to-me-now/video/player 2026-01-31T20:57:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638954-i-forgot-where-i-threw-my-boomerang-oh-wait-its-coming-back-to-me-now/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638954-i-forgot-where-i-threw-my-boomerang-oh-wait-its-coming-back-to-me-now/video/player 2023-03-19T15:55:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638954-i-forgot-where-i-threw-my-boomerang-oh-wait-its-coming-back-to-me-now/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638954-i-forgot-where-i-threw-my-boomerang-oh-wait-its-coming-back-to-me-now/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:55:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638956-what-do-you-call-the-delivery-boy-at-an-indian-restaurant-curry-er/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry er. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry er. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638956-what-do-you-call-the-delivery-boy-at-an-indian-restaurant-curry-er/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638956-what-do-you-call-the-delivery-boy-at-an-indian-restaurant-curry-er/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry er. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry er. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638956-what-do-you-call-the-delivery-boy-at-an-indian-restaurant-curry-er/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638956-what-do-you-call-the-delivery-boy-at-an-indian-restaurant-curry-er/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638957-what-did-the-estonian-student-say-in-language-class-ill-never-finnish-dodges-tomato/video/player 2026-06-23T23:56:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638957-what-did-the-estonian-student-say-in-language-class-ill-never-finnish-dodges-tomato/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638957-what-did-the-estonian-student-say-in-language-class-ill-never-finnish-dodges-tomato/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:07+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638957-what-did-the-estonian-student-say-in-language-class-ill-never-finnish-dodges-tomato/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638957-what-did-the-estonian-student-say-in-language-class-ill-never-finnish-dodges-tomato/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:07+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638958-i-had-to-clean-out-my-spice-rack-and-found-everything-was-too-old-and-had-to-be-thrown/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638958-i-had-to-clean-out-my-spice-rack-and-found-everything-was-too-old-and-had-to-be-thrown/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638958-i-had-to-clean-out-my-spice-rack-and-found-everything-was-too-old-and-had-to-be-thrown/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638958-i-had-to-clean-out-my-spice-rack-and-found-everything-was-too-old-and-had-to-be-thrown/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638958-i-had-to-clean-out-my-spice-rack-and-found-everything-was-too-old-and-had-to-be-thrown/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638961-why-were-the-breakfast-potatoes-running-around-hitting-each-other-hashtag/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638961-why-were-the-breakfast-potatoes-running-around-hitting-each-other-hashtag/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638961-why-were-the-breakfast-potatoes-running-around-hitting-each-other-hashtag/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other? HashTag! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638961-why-were-the-breakfast-potatoes-running-around-hitting-each-other-hashtag/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638961-why-were-the-breakfast-potatoes-running-around-hitting-each-other-hashtag/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638962-whats-the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu-for-one-you-get-tweetment-and-the/video/player 2025-01-07T04:01:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638962-whats-the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu-for-one-you-get-tweetment-and-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638962-whats-the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu-for-one-you-get-tweetment-and-the/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638962-whats-the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu-for-one-you-get-tweetment-and-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638962-whats-the-difference-between-bird-flu-and-swine-flu-for-one-you-get-tweetment-and-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638963-where-do-dogs-go-when-they-lose-their-tails-to-a-retail-store/video/player 2025-08-25T02:05:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638963-where-do-dogs-go-when-they-lose-their-tails-to-a-retail-store/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638963-where-do-dogs-go-when-they-lose-their-tails-to-a-retail-store/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638963-where-do-dogs-go-when-they-lose-their-tails-to-a-retail-store/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638963-where-do-dogs-go-when-they-lose-their-tails-to-a-retail-store/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638964-i-have-the-opposite-of-a-photographic-memory-i-have-a-potatographic-memory/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638964-i-have-the-opposite-of-a-photographic-memory-i-have-a-potatographic-memory/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638964-i-have-the-opposite-of-a-photographic-memory-i-have-a-potatographic-memory/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638964-i-have-the-opposite-of-a-photographic-memory-i-have-a-potatographic-memory/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638964-i-have-the-opposite-of-a-photographic-memory-i-have-a-potatographic-memory/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638965-why-did-the-vegetable-band-break-up-they-couldnt-keep-a-beet/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638965-why-did-the-vegetable-band-break-up-they-couldnt-keep-a-beet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638965-why-did-the-vegetable-band-break-up-they-couldnt-keep-a-beet/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638965-why-did-the-vegetable-band-break-up-they-couldnt-keep-a-beet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638965-why-did-the-vegetable-band-break-up-they-couldnt-keep-a-beet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638966-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638966-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638966-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638966-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638966-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638967-why-did-the-spy-cross-the-road-cause-he-wasnt-really-on-your-side/video/player 2026-05-05T01:25:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638967-why-did-the-spy-cross-the-road-cause-he-wasnt-really-on-your-side/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638967-why-did-the-spy-cross-the-road-cause-he-wasnt-really-on-your-side/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:43+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Spy cross the road? 'Cause he wasn't really on your side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638967-why-did-the-spy-cross-the-road-cause-he-wasnt-really-on-your-side/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638967-why-did-the-spy-cross-the-road-cause-he-wasnt-really-on-your-side/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:43+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638971-i-invented-a-time-machine-next-week/video/player 2024-03-21T03:04:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 I invented a time machine... ...next week. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I invented a time machine... ...next week. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638971-i-invented-a-time-machine-next-week/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638971-i-invented-a-time-machine-next-week/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:55+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I invented a time machine... ...next week. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I invented a time machine... ...next week. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638971-i-invented-a-time-machine-next-week/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638971-i-invented-a-time-machine-next-week/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:55+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638972-who-was-the-only-novelist-with-both-direction-and-magnitude-vector-hugo/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638972-who-was-the-only-novelist-with-both-direction-and-magnitude-vector-hugo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638972-who-was-the-only-novelist-with-both-direction-and-magnitude-vector-hugo/video/player 2023-03-19T15:56:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude? Vector Hugo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638972-who-was-the-only-novelist-with-both-direction-and-magnitude-vector-hugo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638972-who-was-the-only-novelist-with-both-direction-and-magnitude-vector-hugo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:56:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638973-my-plumber-finally-quit-on-me-he-couldnt-take-any-more-of-my-crap-sorry-that-this/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638973-my-plumber-finally-quit-on-me-he-couldnt-take-any-more-of-my-crap-sorry-that-this/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638973-my-plumber-finally-quit-on-me-he-couldnt-take-any-more-of-my-crap-sorry-that-this/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My plumber finally quit on me... He couldn't take any more of my crap. Sorry that this isn't a CLEAN joke. Heh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638973-my-plumber-finally-quit-on-me-he-couldnt-take-any-more-of-my-crap-sorry-that-this/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638973-my-plumber-finally-quit-on-me-he-couldnt-take-any-more-of-my-crap-sorry-that-this/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638974-i-went-to-the-store-and-asked-for-a-one-handed-sailor-he-said-sorry-im-a/video/player 2024-10-16T02:34:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638974-i-went-to-the-store-and-asked-for-a-one-handed-sailor-he-said-sorry-im-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638974-i-went-to-the-store-and-asked-for-a-one-handed-sailor-he-said-sorry-im-a/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:05+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, "I'm a wholesaler." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638974-i-went-to-the-store-and-asked-for-a-one-handed-sailor-he-said-sorry-im-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638974-i-went-to-the-store-and-asked-for-a-one-handed-sailor-he-said-sorry-im-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:05+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638977-i-told-my-girlfriend-she-drew-her-eyebrows-on-too-high-she-looked-surprised/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638977-i-told-my-girlfriend-she-drew-her-eyebrows-on-too-high-she-looked-surprised/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638977-i-told-my-girlfriend-she-drew-her-eyebrows-on-too-high-she-looked-surprised/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638977-i-told-my-girlfriend-she-drew-her-eyebrows-on-too-high-she-looked-surprised/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638977-i-told-my-girlfriend-she-drew-her-eyebrows-on-too-high-she-looked-surprised/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638979-what-do-you-call-an-effeminate-dwarf-a-metro-gnome/video/player 2024-05-13T10:27:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro gnome.... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro gnome.... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638979-what-do-you-call-an-effeminate-dwarf-a-metro-gnome/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638979-what-do-you-call-an-effeminate-dwarf-a-metro-gnome/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:15+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro gnome.... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro gnome.... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638979-what-do-you-call-an-effeminate-dwarf-a-metro-gnome/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638979-what-do-you-call-an-effeminate-dwarf-a-metro-gnome/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:15+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638980-what-do-you-call-a-jihadist-that-loves-turkey-a-tryptophanatic/video/player 2026-02-22T06:00:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638980-what-do-you-call-a-jihadist-that-loves-turkey-a-tryptophanatic/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638980-what-do-you-call-a-jihadist-that-loves-turkey-a-tryptophanatic/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:17+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638980-what-do-you-call-a-jihadist-that-loves-turkey-a-tryptophanatic/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638980-what-do-you-call-a-jihadist-that-loves-turkey-a-tryptophanatic/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:17+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638981-why-there-should-be-a-february-30th-so-dentists-can-have-a-day-to-celebrate/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638981-why-there-should-be-a-february-30th-so-dentists-can-have-a-day-to-celebrate/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638981-why-there-should-be-a-february-30th-so-dentists-can-have-a-day-to-celebrate/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638981-why-there-should-be-a-february-30th-so-dentists-can-have-a-day-to-celebrate/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638981-why-there-should-be-a-february-30th-so-dentists-can-have-a-day-to-celebrate/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638985-what-do-you-call-a-big-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtain/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638985-what-do-you-call-a-big-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtain/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638985-what-do-you-call-a-big-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtain/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:37+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638985-what-do-you-call-a-big-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtain/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638985-what-do-you-call-a-big-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtain/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:37+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638987-what-do-you-call-an-arcade-in-eastern-europe-czech-e-cheese/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech e cheese - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech e cheese - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638987-what-do-you-call-an-arcade-in-eastern-europe-czech-e-cheese/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638987-what-do-you-call-an-arcade-in-eastern-europe-czech-e-cheese/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech e cheese - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech e cheese - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638987-what-do-you-call-an-arcade-in-eastern-europe-czech-e-cheese/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638987-what-do-you-call-an-arcade-in-eastern-europe-czech-e-cheese/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638988-my-relationship-is-like-monopoly-she-gives-me-too-many-chances/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638988-my-relationship-is-like-monopoly-she-gives-me-too-many-chances/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638988-my-relationship-is-like-monopoly-she-gives-me-too-many-chances/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:50+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638988-my-relationship-is-like-monopoly-she-gives-me-too-many-chances/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638988-my-relationship-is-like-monopoly-she-gives-me-too-many-chances/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:50+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638989-how-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-no-idea/video/player 2026-01-31T22:45:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638989-how-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-no-idea/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638989-how-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-no-idea/video/player 2023-03-19T15:57:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638989-how-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-no-idea/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638989-how-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-no-idea/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:57:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638992-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638992-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638992-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:00+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638992-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638992-why-did-the-bicycle-fall-over-because-it-was-two-tired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:00+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638994-what-happened-when-the-man-couldnt-afford-the-mortgage-on-his-haunted-house-it-was/video/player 2026-02-22T09:30:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638994-what-happened-when-the-man-couldnt-afford-the-mortgage-on-his-haunted-house-it-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638994-what-happened-when-the-man-couldnt-afford-the-mortgage-on-his-haunted-house-it-was/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:03+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638994-what-happened-when-the-man-couldnt-afford-the-mortgage-on-his-haunted-house-it-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638994-what-happened-when-the-man-couldnt-afford-the-mortgage-on-his-haunted-house-it-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:03+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638997-my-uncle-wanted-to-give-all-his-sheep-a-sex-change-but-it-entailed-too-many/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638997-my-uncle-wanted-to-give-all-his-sheep-a-sex-change-but-it-entailed-too-many/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638997-my-uncle-wanted-to-give-all-his-sheep-a-sex-change-but-it-entailed-too-many/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638997-my-uncle-wanted-to-give-all-his-sheep-a-sex-change-but-it-entailed-too-many/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638997-my-uncle-wanted-to-give-all-his-sheep-a-sex-change-but-it-entailed-too-many/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638998-how-many-dancers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-5678/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638998-how-many-dancers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-5678/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638998-how-many-dancers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-5678/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638998-how-many-dancers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-5678/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638998-how-many-dancers-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-5678/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:11+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638999-what-was-wrong-with-the-wooden-car-it-wooden-go/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638999-what-was-wrong-with-the-wooden-car-it-wooden-go/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638999-what-was-wrong-with-the-wooden-car-it-wooden-go/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638999-what-was-wrong-with-the-wooden-car-it-wooden-go/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3638999-what-was-wrong-with-the-wooden-car-it-wooden-go/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639000-what-do-caves-have-echosystems-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639000-what-do-caves-have-echosystems-from-my-9-year-old/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639000-what-do-caves-have-echosystems-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:25+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do caves have? Echosystems. From my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639000-what-do-caves-have-echosystems-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639000-what-do-caves-have-echosystems-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:25+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639001-one-fifth-of-people-are-just-too-tense/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 One fifth of people... ...are just too tense! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One fifth of people... ...are just too tense! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639001-one-fifth-of-people-are-just-too-tense/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639001-one-fifth-of-people-are-just-too-tense/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg One fifth of people... ...are just too tense! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One fifth of people... ...are just too tense! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639001-one-fifth-of-people-are-just-too-tense/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639001-one-fifth-of-people-are-just-too-tense/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639002-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eye-fsh/video/player 2026-02-22T07:35:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639002-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eye-fsh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639002-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eye-fsh/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639002-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eye-fsh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639002-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eye-fsh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639003-where-do-rabbits-like-to-eat-breakfast-ihop/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639003-where-do-rabbits-like-to-eat-breakfast-ihop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639003-where-do-rabbits-like-to-eat-breakfast-ihop/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639003-where-do-rabbits-like-to-eat-breakfast-ihop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639003-where-do-rabbits-like-to-eat-breakfast-ihop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639004-what-did-the-wall-ask-the-picture-all-together-now-hows-it-hangin-skip/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***"How's it hangin'?"*** ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***"How's it hangin'?"*** ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639004-what-did-the-wall-ask-the-picture-all-together-now-hows-it-hangin-skip/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639004-what-did-the-wall-ask-the-picture-all-together-now-hows-it-hangin-skip/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:37+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***"How's it hangin'?"*** ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***"How's it hangin'?"*** ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639004-what-did-the-wall-ask-the-picture-all-together-now-hows-it-hangin-skip/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639004-what-did-the-wall-ask-the-picture-all-together-now-hows-it-hangin-skip/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:37+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639006-me-have-great-grammar-me-learnt-everything-i-know-from-sesame-street/video/player 2024-12-22T16:52:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639006-me-have-great-grammar-me-learnt-everything-i-know-from-sesame-street/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639006-me-have-great-grammar-me-learnt-everything-i-know-from-sesame-street/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:46+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639006-me-have-great-grammar-me-learnt-everything-i-know-from-sesame-street/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639006-me-have-great-grammar-me-learnt-everything-i-know-from-sesame-street/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:46+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639007-if-i-dont-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to-waste-if-i-do-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to/video/player 2026-01-31T19:50:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639007-if-i-dont-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to-waste-if-i-do-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639007-if-i-dont-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to-waste-if-i-do-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If I don't eat all of my food, it goes to waste. If I do eat all of my food, it goes to *waist*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639007-if-i-dont-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to-waste-if-i-do-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639007-if-i-dont-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to-waste-if-i-do-eat-all-of-my-food-it-goes-to/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639010-what-did-the-green-light-say-to-the-red-light-i-love-you-but-im-sick-of-yellow-light/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639010-what-did-the-green-light-say-to-the-red-light-i-love-you-but-im-sick-of-yellow-light/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639010-what-did-the-green-light-say-to-the-red-light-i-love-you-but-im-sick-of-yellow-light/video/player 2023-03-19T15:58:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639010-what-did-the-green-light-say-to-the-red-light-i-love-you-but-im-sick-of-yellow-light/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639010-what-did-the-green-light-say-to-the-red-light-i-love-you-but-im-sick-of-yellow-light/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:58:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639011-what-do-you-call-the-hamburglars-accomplice-hamburglar-helpler/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639011-what-do-you-call-the-hamburglars-accomplice-hamburglar-helpler/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639011-what-do-you-call-the-hamburglars-accomplice-hamburglar-helpler/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639011-what-do-you-call-the-hamburglars-accomplice-hamburglar-helpler/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639011-what-do-you-call-the-hamburglars-accomplice-hamburglar-helpler/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639013-did-you-hear-about-the-fight-in-the-candy-store-two-suckers-got-licked/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639013-did-you-hear-about-the-fight-in-the-candy-store-two-suckers-got-licked/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639013-did-you-hear-about-the-fight-in-the-candy-store-two-suckers-got-licked/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the fight in the candy store? Two suckers got licked - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639013-did-you-hear-about-the-fight-in-the-candy-store-two-suckers-got-licked/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639013-did-you-hear-about-the-fight-in-the-candy-store-two-suckers-got-licked/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639014-did-i-tell-you-im-joining-a-gym-in-gainesborough-because-im-all-about-those-gains-bro/video/player 2025-02-12T06:39:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639014-did-i-tell-you-im-joining-a-gym-in-gainesborough-because-im-all-about-those-gains-bro/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639014-did-i-tell-you-im-joining-a-gym-in-gainesborough-because-im-all-about-those-gains-bro/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:11+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639014-did-i-tell-you-im-joining-a-gym-in-gainesborough-because-im-all-about-those-gains-bro/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639014-did-i-tell-you-im-joining-a-gym-in-gainesborough-because-im-all-about-those-gains-bro/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:11+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639016-i-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-the-unemployed-but-none-of-them-work/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639016-i-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-the-unemployed-but-none-of-them-work/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639016-i-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-the-unemployed-but-none-of-them-work/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639016-i-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-the-unemployed-but-none-of-them-work/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639016-i-have-a-lot-of-jokes-about-the-unemployed-but-none-of-them-work/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639017-which-fairground-ride-is-made-of-iron-the-ferrous-wheel/video/player 2025-08-22T23:21:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639017-which-fairground-ride-is-made-of-iron-the-ferrous-wheel/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639017-which-fairground-ride-is-made-of-iron-the-ferrous-wheel/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:25+00:00 38 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639017-which-fairground-ride-is-made-of-iron-the-ferrous-wheel/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639017-which-fairground-ride-is-made-of-iron-the-ferrous-wheel/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:25+00:00 38 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639018-what-is-the-last-thing-to-go-through-a-flys-mind-when-it-hits-a-windshield-its-butt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:05:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639018-what-is-the-last-thing-to-go-through-a-flys-mind-when-it-hits-a-windshield-its-butt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639018-what-is-the-last-thing-to-go-through-a-flys-mind-when-it-hits-a-windshield-its-butt/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? Its butt. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639018-what-is-the-last-thing-to-go-through-a-flys-mind-when-it-hits-a-windshield-its-butt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639018-what-is-the-last-thing-to-go-through-a-flys-mind-when-it-hits-a-windshield-its-butt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639020-what-do-you-call-a-bulimic-tree-sycamore/video/player 2026-02-21T08:40:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639020-what-do-you-call-a-bulimic-tree-sycamore/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639020-what-do-you-call-a-bulimic-tree-sycamore/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639020-what-do-you-call-a-bulimic-tree-sycamore/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639020-what-do-you-call-a-bulimic-tree-sycamore/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639022-why-was-the-lobster-upset-because-he-found-out-his-friends-thought-he-was-a-little/video/player 2024-05-13T07:39:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639022-why-was-the-lobster-upset-because-he-found-out-his-friends-thought-he-was-a-little/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639022-why-was-the-lobster-upset-because-he-found-out-his-friends-thought-he-was-a-little/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:40+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639022-why-was-the-lobster-upset-because-he-found-out-his-friends-thought-he-was-a-little/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639022-why-was-the-lobster-upset-because-he-found-out-his-friends-thought-he-was-a-little/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:40+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639023-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-that-couldnt-stop/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639023-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-that-couldnt-stop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639023-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-that-couldnt-stop/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639023-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-that-couldnt-stop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639023-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-did-you-hear-about-the-ointment-that-couldnt-stop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639025-whats-the-first-rule-of-bug-ownership-watch-your-step/video/player 2026-01-31T16:56:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639025-whats-the-first-rule-of-bug-ownership-watch-your-step/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639025-whats-the-first-rule-of-bug-ownership-watch-your-step/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:50+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the first rule of bug ownership? Watch your step! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639025-whats-the-first-rule-of-bug-ownership-watch-your-step/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639025-whats-the-first-rule-of-bug-ownership-watch-your-step/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:50+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639026-three-drums-and-a-cymbal-rolled-down-a-hill-ba-dum-dum-ching/video/player 2024-10-17T18:08:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639026-three-drums-and-a-cymbal-rolled-down-a-hill-ba-dum-dum-ching/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639026-three-drums-and-a-cymbal-rolled-down-a-hill-ba-dum-dum-ching/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:55+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639026-three-drums-and-a-cymbal-rolled-down-a-hill-ba-dum-dum-ching/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639026-three-drums-and-a-cymbal-rolled-down-a-hill-ba-dum-dum-ching/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:55+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639027-what-is-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video/player 2024-05-13T08:40:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639027-what-is-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639027-what-is-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video/player 2023-03-19T15:59:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639027-what-is-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639027-what-is-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-bunny-farts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T15:59:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639028-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video/player 2024-10-26T23:23:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639028-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639028-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639028-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639028-what-did-the-number-zero-say-to-the-number-eight-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639031-when-i-grow-old-i-am-sure-i-will-look-back-at-my-life-and-say-aaaah-my-neck-hurts/video/player 2025-08-29T15:01:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say "aaaah! my neck hurts" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say "aaaah! my neck hurts" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639031-when-i-grow-old-i-am-sure-i-will-look-back-at-my-life-and-say-aaaah-my-neck-hurts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639031-when-i-grow-old-i-am-sure-i-will-look-back-at-my-life-and-say-aaaah-my-neck-hurts/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:11+00:00 168 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say "aaaah! my neck hurts" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say "aaaah! my neck hurts" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639031-when-i-grow-old-i-am-sure-i-will-look-back-at-my-life-and-say-aaaah-my-neck-hurts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639031-when-i-grow-old-i-am-sure-i-will-look-back-at-my-life-and-say-aaaah-my-neck-hurts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:11+00:00 168 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639032-the-pollen-count-thats-a-difficult-job-credit-to-milton-jones/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones] - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones] - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639032-the-pollen-count-thats-a-difficult-job-credit-to-milton-jones/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639032-the-pollen-count-thats-a-difficult-job-credit-to-milton-jones/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones] - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The pollen count that's a difficult job! [Credit to Milton Jones] - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639032-the-pollen-count-thats-a-difficult-job-credit-to-milton-jones/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639032-the-pollen-count-thats-a-difficult-job-credit-to-milton-jones/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639034-why-did-the-cowgirl-name-her-pony-ink-because-it-kept-running-out-of-the-pen-my/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639034-why-did-the-cowgirl-name-her-pony-ink-because-it-kept-running-out-of-the-pen-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639034-why-did-the-cowgirl-name-her-pony-ink-because-it-kept-running-out-of-the-pen-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639034-why-did-the-cowgirl-name-her-pony-ink-because-it-kept-running-out-of-the-pen-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639034-why-did-the-cowgirl-name-her-pony-ink-because-it-kept-running-out-of-the-pen-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639036-did-you-know-yesterday-was-national-middle-child-day-dont-worry-no-one-else/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639036-did-you-know-yesterday-was-national-middle-child-day-dont-worry-no-one-else/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639036-did-you-know-yesterday-was-national-middle-child-day-dont-worry-no-one-else/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:26+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639036-did-you-know-yesterday-was-national-middle-child-day-dont-worry-no-one-else/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639036-did-you-know-yesterday-was-national-middle-child-day-dont-worry-no-one-else/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:26+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639037-have-you-heard-about-the-2-spanish-firemen-jose-and-hose-b/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639037-have-you-heard-about-the-2-spanish-firemen-jose-and-hose-b/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639037-have-you-heard-about-the-2-spanish-firemen-jose-and-hose-b/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:26+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639037-have-you-heard-about-the-2-spanish-firemen-jose-and-hose-b/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639037-have-you-heard-about-the-2-spanish-firemen-jose-and-hose-b/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:26+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639039-there-are-two-types-of-people-in-this-world-1-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-incomplete/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639039-there-are-two-types-of-people-in-this-world-1-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-incomplete/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639039-there-are-two-types-of-people-in-this-world-1-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-incomplete/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There are two types of people in this world 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639039-there-are-two-types-of-people-in-this-world-1-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-incomplete/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639039-there-are-two-types-of-people-in-this-world-1-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-incomplete/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639040-what-did-the-flat-iron-say-to-the-follicle-now-let-me-get-this-straight/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . . - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . . - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639040-what-did-the-flat-iron-say-to-the-follicle-now-let-me-get-this-straight/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639040-what-did-the-flat-iron-say-to-the-follicle-now-let-me-get-this-straight/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . . - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight . . . - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639040-what-did-the-flat-iron-say-to-the-follicle-now-let-me-get-this-straight/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639040-what-did-the-flat-iron-say-to-the-follicle-now-let-me-get-this-straight/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639041-630-is-the-best-time-on-a-clock-hands-down/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! 6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639041-630-is-the-best-time-on-a-clock-hands-down/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639041-630-is-the-best-time-on-a-clock-hands-down/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg 6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! 6:30 is the best time on a clock... ...hands down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639041-630-is-the-best-time-on-a-clock-hands-down/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639041-630-is-the-best-time-on-a-clock-hands-down/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639042-i-love-graphs-i-used-to-be-obsessed-with-them-ive-calmed-down-now-though-youve/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639042-i-love-graphs-i-used-to-be-obsessed-with-them-ive-calmed-down-now-though-youve/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639042-i-love-graphs-i-used-to-be-obsessed-with-them-ive-calmed-down-now-though-youve/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639042-i-love-graphs-i-used-to-be-obsessed-with-them-ive-calmed-down-now-though-youve/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639042-i-love-graphs-i-used-to-be-obsessed-with-them-ive-calmed-down-now-though-youve/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639046-garbage-men-have-hefty-contracts/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Garbage men have Hefty contracts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Garbage men have Hefty contracts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639046-garbage-men-have-hefty-contracts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639046-garbage-men-have-hefty-contracts/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Garbage men have Hefty contracts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Garbage men have Hefty contracts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639046-garbage-men-have-hefty-contracts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639046-garbage-men-have-hefty-contracts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639047-what-kind-of-car-did-the-german-cowboy-purchase-audi-tips-hat/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639047-what-kind-of-car-did-the-german-cowboy-purchase-audi-tips-hat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639047-what-kind-of-car-did-the-german-cowboy-purchase-audi-tips-hat/video/player 2023-03-19T16:00:58+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639047-what-kind-of-car-did-the-german-cowboy-purchase-audi-tips-hat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639047-what-kind-of-car-did-the-german-cowboy-purchase-audi-tips-hat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:00:58+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639048-dolphins-dont-do-anything-by-accident-always-on-porpoise/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639048-dolphins-dont-do-anything-by-accident-always-on-porpoise/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639048-dolphins-dont-do-anything-by-accident-always-on-porpoise/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:01+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639048-dolphins-dont-do-anything-by-accident-always-on-porpoise/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639048-dolphins-dont-do-anything-by-accident-always-on-porpoise/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:01+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639049-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fsh/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639049-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fsh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639049-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fsh/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639049-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fsh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639049-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fsh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639050-what-goes-oh-oh-oh-santa-walking-backwards/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639050-what-goes-oh-oh-oh-santa-walking-backwards/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639050-what-goes-oh-oh-oh-santa-walking-backwards/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639050-what-goes-oh-oh-oh-santa-walking-backwards/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639050-what-goes-oh-oh-oh-santa-walking-backwards/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639051-why-does-a-milking-stool-have-only-three-legs-because-the-cow-has-the-udder/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639051-why-does-a-milking-stool-have-only-three-legs-because-the-cow-has-the-udder/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639051-why-does-a-milking-stool-have-only-three-legs-because-the-cow-has-the-udder/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639051-why-does-a-milking-stool-have-only-three-legs-because-the-cow-has-the-udder/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639051-why-does-a-milking-stool-have-only-three-legs-because-the-cow-has-the-udder/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639053-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-and-a-mop/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639053-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-and-a-mop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639053-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-and-a-mop/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:16+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639053-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-and-a-mop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639053-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-and-a-mop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:16+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639054-first-original-joke-why-did-the-rapper-visit-the-urologist-because-his-flows-were-so/video/player 2024-10-26T23:25:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639054-first-original-joke-why-did-the-rapper-visit-the-urologist-because-his-flows-were-so/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639054-first-original-joke-why-did-the-rapper-visit-the-urologist-because-his-flows-were-so/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:22+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639054-first-original-joke-why-did-the-rapper-visit-the-urologist-because-his-flows-were-so/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639054-first-original-joke-why-did-the-rapper-visit-the-urologist-because-his-flows-were-so/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:22+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639056-whats-gray-and-all-around-everything-im-a-dog/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639056-whats-gray-and-all-around-everything-im-a-dog/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639056-whats-gray-and-all-around-everything-im-a-dog/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639056-whats-gray-and-all-around-everything-im-a-dog/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639056-whats-gray-and-all-around-everything-im-a-dog/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639058-tips-fedora-at-mosquito-mlaria/video/player 2024-05-11T16:18:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 ~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! ~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639058-tips-fedora-at-mosquito-mlaria/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639058-tips-fedora-at-mosquito-mlaria/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:36+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg ~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! ~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639058-tips-fedora-at-mosquito-mlaria/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639058-tips-fedora-at-mosquito-mlaria/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:36+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639062-whos-the-worlds-greatest-underwater-spy-pond-james-pond/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639062-whos-the-worlds-greatest-underwater-spy-pond-james-pond/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639062-whos-the-worlds-greatest-underwater-spy-pond-james-pond/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639062-whos-the-worlds-greatest-underwater-spy-pond-james-pond/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639062-whos-the-worlds-greatest-underwater-spy-pond-james-pond/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639063-why-was-the-belt-locked-up-because-it-held-a-pair-of-pants/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639063-why-was-the-belt-locked-up-because-it-held-a-pair-of-pants/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639063-why-was-the-belt-locked-up-because-it-held-a-pair-of-pants/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639063-why-was-the-belt-locked-up-because-it-held-a-pair-of-pants/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639063-why-was-the-belt-locked-up-because-it-held-a-pair-of-pants/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639064-need-help-while-scratching-my-ear-with-key-few-hours-ago-audio-on-my-brand-new-tv-went/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639064-need-help-while-scratching-my-ear-with-key-few-hours-ago-audio-on-my-brand-new-tv-went/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639064-need-help-while-scratching-my-ear-with-key-few-hours-ago-audio-on-my-brand-new-tv-went/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:54+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Need help While scratching my ear with key few hours ago, audio on my brand new TV went off. Does anyone know good TV Service. Sh... I think my Laptop sound died too. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639064-need-help-while-scratching-my-ear-with-key-few-hours-ago-audio-on-my-brand-new-tv-went/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639064-need-help-while-scratching-my-ear-with-key-few-hours-ago-audio-on-my-brand-new-tv-went/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:54+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639065-how-many-apples-grow-on-a-tree-all-of-them/video/player 2026-07-12T19:48:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639065-how-many-apples-grow-on-a-tree-all-of-them/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639065-how-many-apples-grow-on-a-tree-all-of-them/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639065-how-many-apples-grow-on-a-tree-all-of-them/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639065-how-many-apples-grow-on-a-tree-all-of-them/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639066-alrighty-kids-always-remember-you-are-what-you-eat-so-eat-loads-of-sweets-and-pass-on/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639066-alrighty-kids-always-remember-you-are-what-you-eat-so-eat-loads-of-sweets-and-pass-on/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639066-alrighty-kids-always-remember-you-are-what-you-eat-so-eat-loads-of-sweets-and-pass-on/video/player 2023-03-19T16:01:57+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639066-alrighty-kids-always-remember-you-are-what-you-eat-so-eat-loads-of-sweets-and-pass-on/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639066-alrighty-kids-always-remember-you-are-what-you-eat-so-eat-loads-of-sweets-and-pass-on/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:01:57+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639069-how-did-the-desk-lamp-store-manager-feel-when-thieves-stole-all-his-lightbulbs-he-was/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639069-how-did-the-desk-lamp-store-manager-feel-when-thieves-stole-all-his-lightbulbs-he-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639069-how-did-the-desk-lamp-store-manager-feel-when-thieves-stole-all-his-lightbulbs-he-was/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639069-how-did-the-desk-lamp-store-manager-feel-when-thieves-stole-all-his-lightbulbs-he-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639069-how-did-the-desk-lamp-store-manager-feel-when-thieves-stole-all-his-lightbulbs-he-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639072-did-you-hear-about-scrooges-drinking-problem-he-had-a-dickens-of-a-time-with-spirits/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639072-did-you-hear-about-scrooges-drinking-problem-he-had-a-dickens-of-a-time-with-spirits/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639072-did-you-hear-about-scrooges-drinking-problem-he-had-a-dickens-of-a-time-with-spirits/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639072-did-you-hear-about-scrooges-drinking-problem-he-had-a-dickens-of-a-time-with-spirits/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639072-did-you-hear-about-scrooges-drinking-problem-he-had-a-dickens-of-a-time-with-spirits/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639073-cogito-ergo-spud-i-think-therefore-i-yam/video/player 2024-10-28T07:08:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639073-cogito-ergo-spud-i-think-therefore-i-yam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639073-cogito-ergo-spud-i-think-therefore-i-yam/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:17+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639073-cogito-ergo-spud-i-think-therefore-i-yam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639073-cogito-ergo-spud-i-think-therefore-i-yam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:17+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639074-whats-the-best-part-about-twenty-two-year-old-wheels-of-cheese-there-are-twenty-of-them/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639074-whats-the-best-part-about-twenty-two-year-old-wheels-of-cheese-there-are-twenty-of-them/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639074-whats-the-best-part-about-twenty-two-year-old-wheels-of-cheese-there-are-twenty-of-them/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:20+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese? There are twenty of them. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639074-whats-the-best-part-about-twenty-two-year-old-wheels-of-cheese-there-are-twenty-of-them/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639074-whats-the-best-part-about-twenty-two-year-old-wheels-of-cheese-there-are-twenty-of-them/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:20+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639078-my-brother-said-hes-incontinent-yeah-he-said-hes-wet-his-pants-in-nearly-every/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639078-my-brother-said-hes-incontinent-yeah-he-said-hes-wet-his-pants-in-nearly-every/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639078-my-brother-said-hes-incontinent-yeah-he-said-hes-wet-his-pants-in-nearly-every/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639078-my-brother-said-hes-incontinent-yeah-he-said-hes-wet-his-pants-in-nearly-every/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639078-my-brother-said-hes-incontinent-yeah-he-said-hes-wet-his-pants-in-nearly-every/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639080-what-do-you-call-a-nose-without-a-body-nobody-knows/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639080-what-do-you-call-a-nose-without-a-body-nobody-knows/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639080-what-do-you-call-a-nose-without-a-body-nobody-knows/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639080-what-do-you-call-a-nose-without-a-body-nobody-knows/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639080-what-do-you-call-a-nose-without-a-body-nobody-knows/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639082-what-do-you-call-an-elephant-with-a-poor-memory-a-bold-and-innovative-departure-from/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an elephant with a poor memory? A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke telling industry. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an elephant with a poor memory? A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke telling industry. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639082-what-do-you-call-an-elephant-with-a-poor-memory-a-bold-and-innovative-departure-from/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639082-what-do-you-call-an-elephant-with-a-poor-memory-a-bold-and-innovative-departure-from/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an elephant with a poor memory? A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke telling industry. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an elephant with a poor memory? A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke telling industry. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639082-what-do-you-call-an-elephant-with-a-poor-memory-a-bold-and-innovative-departure-from/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639082-what-do-you-call-an-elephant-with-a-poor-memory-a-bold-and-innovative-departure-from/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639083-how-do-you-know-ancient-egyptians-loved-books-so-much-because-they-built-their-stuff-with/video/player 2024-03-21T03:06:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639083-how-do-you-know-ancient-egyptians-loved-books-so-much-because-they-built-their-stuff-with/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639083-how-do-you-know-ancient-egyptians-loved-books-so-much-because-they-built-their-stuff-with/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639083-how-do-you-know-ancient-egyptians-loved-books-so-much-because-they-built-their-stuff-with/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639083-how-do-you-know-ancient-egyptians-loved-books-so-much-because-they-built-their-stuff-with/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639086-popeye/video/player 2025-08-27T15:52:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Popeye - Betsy softball Popeye - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639086-popeye/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639086-popeye/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:47+00:00 242 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg Popeye - Betsy softball Popeye - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639086-popeye/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639086-popeye/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:47+00:00 242 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639087-little-rascals/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 Little rascals - Betsy softball Little rascals - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639087-little-rascals/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639087-little-rascals/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:47+00:00 152 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg Little rascals - Betsy softball Little rascals - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639087-little-rascals/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639087-little-rascals/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:47+00:00 152 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639088-grease-greased-lightning/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Grease greased lightning - Betsy softball Grease greased lightning - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639088-grease-greased-lightning/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639088-grease-greased-lightning/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:48+00:00 121 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg Grease greased lightning - Betsy softball Grease greased lightning - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639088-grease-greased-lightning/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639088-grease-greased-lightning/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:48+00:00 121 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639089-old-game-show-bloopersi-miss-this-kind-of-humor-today-found-this-video-randomly/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639089-old-game-show-bloopersi-miss-this-kind-of-humor-today-found-this-video-randomly/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639089-old-game-show-bloopersi-miss-this-kind-of-humor-today-found-this-video-randomly/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:49+00:00 79 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Old game show bloopers...I miss this kind of humor today Found this video randomly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gK2bmkAk&feature=related - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639089-old-game-show-bloopersi-miss-this-kind-of-humor-today-found-this-video-randomly/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639089-old-game-show-bloopersi-miss-this-kind-of-humor-today-found-this-video-randomly/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:49+00:00 79 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639090-gomer-pyle/video/player 2024-05-14T21:22:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 Gomer pyle - Betsy softball Gomer pyle - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639090-gomer-pyle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639090-gomer-pyle/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:49+00:00 128 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg Gomer pyle - Betsy softball Gomer pyle - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639090-gomer-pyle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639090-gomer-pyle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:49+00:00 128 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639091-george-of-the-jungle/video/player 2024-03-20T20:08:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 George of the jungle - Betsy softball George of the jungle - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639091-george-of-the-jungle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639091-george-of-the-jungle/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:50+00:00 292 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg George of the jungle - Betsy softball George of the jungle - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639091-george-of-the-jungle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639091-george-of-the-jungle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:50+00:00 292 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639092-where-do-weirdos-ride-their-bicycles-psycho-paths-as-told-by-one-of-my-coworkers/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho paths. (as told by one of my coworkers) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho paths. (as told by one of my coworkers) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639092-where-do-weirdos-ride-their-bicycles-psycho-paths-as-told-by-one-of-my-coworkers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639092-where-do-weirdos-ride-their-bicycles-psycho-paths-as-told-by-one-of-my-coworkers/video/player 2023-03-19T16:02:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho paths. (as told by one of my coworkers) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho paths. (as told by one of my coworkers) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639092-where-do-weirdos-ride-their-bicycles-psycho-paths-as-told-by-one-of-my-coworkers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639092-where-do-weirdos-ride-their-bicycles-psycho-paths-as-told-by-one-of-my-coworkers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:02:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639096-why-do-sailors-give-their-wives-a-bouqet-of-ropes-instead-of-flowers-its-a-bouqet-of/video/player 2024-10-27T01:24:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget me knots. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget me knots. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639096-why-do-sailors-give-their-wives-a-bouqet-of-ropes-instead-of-flowers-its-a-bouqet-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639096-why-do-sailors-give-their-wives-a-bouqet-of-ropes-instead-of-flowers-its-a-bouqet-of/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget me knots. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget me knots. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639096-why-do-sailors-give-their-wives-a-bouqet-of-ropes-instead-of-flowers-its-a-bouqet-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639096-why-do-sailors-give-their-wives-a-bouqet-of-ropes-instead-of-flowers-its-a-bouqet-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:00+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639099-whats-the-difference-between-a-hippo-and-a-zippo-one-is-really-heavy-and-the-other-is-a/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639099-whats-the-difference-between-a-hippo-and-a-zippo-one-is-really-heavy-and-the-other-is-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639099-whats-the-difference-between-a-hippo-and-a-zippo-one-is-really-heavy-and-the-other-is-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639099-whats-the-difference-between-a-hippo-and-a-zippo-one-is-really-heavy-and-the-other-is-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639099-whats-the-difference-between-a-hippo-and-a-zippo-one-is-really-heavy-and-the-other-is-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639100-where-did-the-cat-go-when-it-lost-its-tail-to-the-retail-store/video/player 2025-08-25T02:05:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639100-where-did-the-cat-go-when-it-lost-its-tail-to-the-retail-store/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639100-where-did-the-cat-go-when-it-lost-its-tail-to-the-retail-store/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:05+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639100-where-did-the-cat-go-when-it-lost-its-tail-to-the-retail-store/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639100-where-did-the-cat-go-when-it-lost-its-tail-to-the-retail-store/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:05+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639102-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself-go-flabio/video/player 2024-12-28T21:46:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639102-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself-go-flabio/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639102-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself-go-flabio/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639102-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself-go-flabio/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639102-what-do-you-call-an-italian-romance-novel-model-whos-let-himself-go-flabio/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639104-what-do-you-call-a-lion-in-the-circus-a-carny-vore/video/player 2024-05-13T21:28:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny vore - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny vore - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639104-what-do-you-call-a-lion-in-the-circus-a-carny-vore/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639104-what-do-you-call-a-lion-in-the-circus-a-carny-vore/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:15+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny vore - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny vore - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639104-what-do-you-call-a-lion-in-the-circus-a-carny-vore/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639104-what-do-you-call-a-lion-in-the-circus-a-carny-vore/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:15+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639105-actually-there-are-but-two-types-of-people-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-limited-data/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639105-actually-there-are-but-two-types-of-people-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-limited-data/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639105-actually-there-are-but-two-types-of-people-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-limited-data/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:21+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639105-actually-there-are-but-two-types-of-people-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-limited-data/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639105-actually-there-are-but-two-types-of-people-those-who-can-extrapolate-from-limited-data/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:21+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639107-whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-mobius-strip-to-get-to-the-same-side/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639107-whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-mobius-strip-to-get-to-the-same-side/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639107-whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-mobius-strip-to-get-to-the-same-side/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639107-whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-mobius-strip-to-get-to-the-same-side/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639107-whyd-the-chicken-cross-the-mobius-strip-to-get-to-the-same-side/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639111-x-post-from-rjokes-hey-the-dog-you-sold-me-yesterday-just-fell-over-and-died-today/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 X post from r/jokes: "Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!" "Huh, strange. He's never done that before." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! X post from r/jokes: "Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!" "Huh, strange. He's never done that before." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639111-x-post-from-rjokes-hey-the-dog-you-sold-me-yesterday-just-fell-over-and-died-today/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639111-x-post-from-rjokes-hey-the-dog-you-sold-me-yesterday-just-fell-over-and-died-today/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg X post from r/jokes: "Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!" "Huh, strange. He's never done that before." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! X post from r/jokes: "Hey! The dog you sold me yesterday just fell over and died today!" "Huh, strange. He's never done that before." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639111-x-post-from-rjokes-hey-the-dog-you-sold-me-yesterday-just-fell-over-and-died-today/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639111-x-post-from-rjokes-hey-the-dog-you-sold-me-yesterday-just-fell-over-and-died-today/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639112-what-is-the-longest-word-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between/video/player 2026-02-22T08:33:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639112-what-is-the-longest-word-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639112-what-is-the-longest-word-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639112-what-is-the-longest-word-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639112-what-is-the-longest-word-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639113-i-had-a-joke-about-time-travel-but-you-guys-didnt-like-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639113-i-had-a-joke-about-time-travel-but-you-guys-didnt-like-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639113-i-had-a-joke-about-time-travel-but-you-guys-didnt-like-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639113-i-had-a-joke-about-time-travel-but-you-guys-didnt-like-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639113-i-had-a-joke-about-time-travel-but-you-guys-didnt-like-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639115-how-does-the-farmer-count-up-his-cows-with-a-cowculator/video/player 2024-11-09T08:07:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639115-how-does-the-farmer-count-up-his-cows-with-a-cowculator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639115-how-does-the-farmer-count-up-his-cows-with-a-cowculator/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does the farmer count up his cows? ...with a cowculator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639115-how-does-the-farmer-count-up-his-cows-with-a-cowculator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639115-how-does-the-farmer-count-up-his-cows-with-a-cowculator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639116-i-would-make-a-sparrow-joke-but-they-dont-fly-very-well/video/player 2025-01-07T03:23:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639116-i-would-make-a-sparrow-joke-but-they-dont-fly-very-well/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639116-i-would-make-a-sparrow-joke-but-they-dont-fly-very-well/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639116-i-would-make-a-sparrow-joke-but-they-dont-fly-very-well/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639116-i-would-make-a-sparrow-joke-but-they-dont-fly-very-well/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639117-why-did-the-golfer-need-to-buy-a-new-pair-of-socks-because-he-got-a-hole-in-one/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639117-why-did-the-golfer-need-to-buy-a-new-pair-of-socks-because-he-got-a-hole-in-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639117-why-did-the-golfer-need-to-buy-a-new-pair-of-socks-because-he-got-a-hole-in-one/video/player 2023-03-19T16:03:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639117-why-did-the-golfer-need-to-buy-a-new-pair-of-socks-because-he-got-a-hole-in-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639117-why-did-the-golfer-need-to-buy-a-new-pair-of-socks-because-he-got-a-hole-in-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:03:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639119-why-dont-you-want-to-hang-out-with-a-dude-from-chicago-because-illinois-you/video/player 2026-06-23T23:05:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639119-why-dont-you-want-to-hang-out-with-a-dude-from-chicago-because-illinois-you/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639119-why-dont-you-want-to-hang-out-with-a-dude-from-chicago-because-illinois-you/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639119-why-dont-you-want-to-hang-out-with-a-dude-from-chicago-because-illinois-you/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639119-why-dont-you-want-to-hang-out-with-a-dude-from-chicago-because-illinois-you/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639120-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639120-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639120-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639120-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639120-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-wall-dam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639121-what-does-colonel-mustards-mexican-maid-call-him-phonetically-ish-misser-dijon/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically ish)* Mis'ser Dijon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically ish)* Mis'ser Dijon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639121-what-does-colonel-mustards-mexican-maid-call-him-phonetically-ish-misser-dijon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639121-what-does-colonel-mustards-mexican-maid-call-him-phonetically-ish-misser-dijon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically ish)* Mis'ser Dijon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him? *(Phonetically ish)* Mis'ser Dijon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639121-what-does-colonel-mustards-mexican-maid-call-him-phonetically-ish-misser-dijon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639121-what-does-colonel-mustards-mexican-maid-call-him-phonetically-ish-misser-dijon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639122-did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-was-accidentally-buried-alive-it-was-a-grave-mistake/video/player 2024-11-15T18:04:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639122-did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-was-accidentally-buried-alive-it-was-a-grave-mistake/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639122-did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-was-accidentally-buried-alive-it-was-a-grave-mistake/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639122-did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-was-accidentally-buried-alive-it-was-a-grave-mistake/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639122-did-you-hear-about-the-man-who-was-accidentally-buried-alive-it-was-a-grave-mistake/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639124-what-do-you-call-a-happy-penguin-a-pengrin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639124-what-do-you-call-a-happy-penguin-a-pengrin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639124-what-do-you-call-a-happy-penguin-a-pengrin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639124-what-do-you-call-a-happy-penguin-a-pengrin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639124-what-do-you-call-a-happy-penguin-a-pengrin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639126-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-you-idiot-breathe/video/player 2024-03-21T03:07:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot! Breathe!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot! Breathe!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639126-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-you-idiot-breathe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639126-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-you-idiot-breathe/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot! Breathe!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the green grape say to the purple grape? "Breathe you idiot! Breathe!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639126-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-you-idiot-breathe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639126-what-did-the-green-grape-say-to-the-purple-grape-breathe-you-idiot-breathe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639127-suzi-q/video/player 2024-09-18T18:52:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 suzi q - Betsy softball suzi q - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639127-suzi-q/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639127-suzi-q/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:23+00:00 68 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg suzi q - Betsy softball suzi q - Game sounds https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639127-suzi-q/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639127-suzi-q/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:23+00:00 68 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/76945-betsy-softball-game.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639130-did-you-hear-about-the-two-monocles-at-the-party-they-made-spectacles-out-of-themselves/video/player 2026-06-20T07:24:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639130-did-you-hear-about-the-two-monocles-at-the-party-they-made-spectacles-out-of-themselves/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639130-did-you-hear-about-the-two-monocles-at-the-party-they-made-spectacles-out-of-themselves/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:31+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? They made spectacles out of themselves. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639130-did-you-hear-about-the-two-monocles-at-the-party-they-made-spectacles-out-of-themselves/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639130-did-you-hear-about-the-two-monocles-at-the-party-they-made-spectacles-out-of-themselves/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:31+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639135-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-in-a-coal-mine-a-flat-minor-night-dont/video/player 2026-02-22T04:56:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639135-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-in-a-coal-mine-a-flat-minor-night-dont/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639135-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-in-a-coal-mine-a-flat-minor-night-dont/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine? A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639135-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-in-a-coal-mine-a-flat-minor-night-dont/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639135-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-in-a-coal-mine-a-flat-minor-night-dont/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639136-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video/player 2024-10-24T04:05:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639136-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639136-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639136-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639136-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639138-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-what-will-you-have-skeleton-says-a/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639138-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-what-will-you-have-skeleton-says-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639138-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-what-will-you-have-skeleton-says-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:48+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639138-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-what-will-you-have-skeleton-says-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639138-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-the-bartender-says-what-will-you-have-skeleton-says-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:48+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639140-my-daughter-hit-me-with-this-one-while-preparing-for-dinner-why-did-the-table-love-playing/video/player 2024-10-24T05:19:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639140-my-daughter-hit-me-with-this-one-while-preparing-for-dinner-why-did-the-table-love-playing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639140-my-daughter-hit-me-with-this-one-while-preparing-for-dinner-why-did-the-table-love-playing/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:55+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639140-my-daughter-hit-me-with-this-one-while-preparing-for-dinner-why-did-the-table-love-playing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639140-my-daughter-hit-me-with-this-one-while-preparing-for-dinner-why-did-the-table-love-playing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:55+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639143-how-did-the-aquarium-win-the-battle-giant-fish-tanks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639143-how-did-the-aquarium-win-the-battle-giant-fish-tanks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639143-how-did-the-aquarium-win-the-battle-giant-fish-tanks/video/player 2023-03-19T16:04:59+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639143-how-did-the-aquarium-win-the-battle-giant-fish-tanks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639143-how-did-the-aquarium-win-the-battle-giant-fish-tanks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:04:59+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639144-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-in-a-vest-an-investigator/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639144-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-in-a-vest-an-investigator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639144-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-in-a-vest-an-investigator/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639144-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-in-a-vest-an-investigator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639144-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-in-a-vest-an-investigator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639146-what-does-a-duck-call-a-tractor-a-quacktor/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639146-what-does-a-duck-call-a-tractor-a-quacktor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639146-what-does-a-duck-call-a-tractor-a-quacktor/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639146-what-does-a-duck-call-a-tractor-a-quacktor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639146-what-does-a-duck-call-a-tractor-a-quacktor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639148-what-did-daddy-fish-do-when-mommy-fish-got-herself-lost-he-flounder/video/player 2024-11-28T02:52:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639148-what-did-daddy-fish-do-when-mommy-fish-got-herself-lost-he-flounder/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639148-what-did-daddy-fish-do-when-mommy-fish-got-herself-lost-he-flounder/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:16+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639148-what-did-daddy-fish-do-when-mommy-fish-got-herself-lost-he-flounder/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639148-what-did-daddy-fish-do-when-mommy-fish-got-herself-lost-he-flounder/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:16+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639149-there-are-three-types-of-people-in-this-world-those-who-can-count-and-those-who-cant/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639149-there-are-three-types-of-people-in-this-world-those-who-can-count-and-those-who-cant/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639149-there-are-three-types-of-people-in-this-world-those-who-can-count-and-those-who-cant/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639149-there-are-three-types-of-people-in-this-world-those-who-can-count-and-those-who-cant/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639149-there-are-three-types-of-people-in-this-world-those-who-can-count-and-those-who-cant/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639151-why-did-the-chicken-kill-itself-to-get-to-the-other-side/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639151-why-did-the-chicken-kill-itself-to-get-to-the-other-side/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639151-why-did-the-chicken-kill-itself-to-get-to-the-other-side/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639151-why-did-the-chicken-kill-itself-to-get-to-the-other-side/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639151-why-did-the-chicken-kill-itself-to-get-to-the-other-side/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639152-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-use-the-restroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video/player 2024-10-24T02:59:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639152-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-use-the-restroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639152-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-use-the-restroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:22+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the *p* is silent - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639152-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-use-the-restroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639152-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-use-the-restroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:22+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639155-i-thought-about-starting-a-business-selling-halos-but-the-cost-of-overheads-was/video/player 2024-05-13T10:35:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639155-i-thought-about-starting-a-business-selling-halos-but-the-cost-of-overheads-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639155-i-thought-about-starting-a-business-selling-halos-but-the-cost-of-overheads-was/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:33+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639155-i-thought-about-starting-a-business-selling-halos-but-the-cost-of-overheads-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639155-i-thought-about-starting-a-business-selling-halos-but-the-cost-of-overheads-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:33+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639158-where-did-the-team-get-there-uniforms-new-jersey/video/player 2026-02-09T18:21:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639158-where-did-the-team-get-there-uniforms-new-jersey/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639158-where-did-the-team-get-there-uniforms-new-jersey/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639158-where-did-the-team-get-there-uniforms-new-jersey/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639158-where-did-the-team-get-there-uniforms-new-jersey/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639159-programmers-tend-to-byte-their-food/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Programmers tend to byte their food - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Programmers tend to byte their food - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639159-programmers-tend-to-byte-their-food/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639159-programmers-tend-to-byte-their-food/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Programmers tend to byte their food - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Programmers tend to byte their food - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639159-programmers-tend-to-byte-their-food/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639159-programmers-tend-to-byte-their-food/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:45+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639160-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-security-guards-in-front-of-a-samsung-store-guardians-of/video/player 2025-01-07T04:01:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639160-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-security-guards-in-front-of-a-samsung-store-guardians-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639160-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-security-guards-in-front-of-a-samsung-store-guardians-of/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:47+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639160-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-security-guards-in-front-of-a-samsung-store-guardians-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639160-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-security-guards-in-front-of-a-samsung-store-guardians-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:47+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639163-i-heard-the-best-time-travel-joke-tomorrow/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639163-i-heard-the-best-time-travel-joke-tomorrow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639163-i-heard-the-best-time-travel-joke-tomorrow/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639163-i-heard-the-best-time-travel-joke-tomorrow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639163-i-heard-the-best-time-travel-joke-tomorrow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639164-what-do-you-call-a-woman-on-a-cruise-ship-in-mexico-using-the-diving-board-at-the-pool/video/player 2024-05-13T09:30:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639164-what-do-you-call-a-woman-on-a-cruise-ship-in-mexico-using-the-diving-board-at-the-pool/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639164-what-do-you-call-a-woman-on-a-cruise-ship-in-mexico-using-the-diving-board-at-the-pool/video/player 2023-03-19T16:05:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool? A broad abroad on a board aboard. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639164-what-do-you-call-a-woman-on-a-cruise-ship-in-mexico-using-the-diving-board-at-the-pool/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639164-what-do-you-call-a-woman-on-a-cruise-ship-in-mexico-using-the-diving-board-at-the-pool/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:05:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639166-what-did-the-topic-sentence-say-to-the-evidence-why-arent-you-supporting-me/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639166-what-did-the-topic-sentence-say-to-the-evidence-why-arent-you-supporting-me/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639166-what-did-the-topic-sentence-say-to-the-evidence-why-arent-you-supporting-me/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639166-what-did-the-topic-sentence-say-to-the-evidence-why-arent-you-supporting-me/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639166-what-did-the-topic-sentence-say-to-the-evidence-why-arent-you-supporting-me/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639169-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-michael-jordan-with-donald-trump-a-dunkin-donut/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639169-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-michael-jordan-with-donald-trump-a-dunkin-donut/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639169-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-michael-jordan-with-donald-trump-a-dunkin-donut/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you mix Michael Jordan with Donald Trump? A Dunkin' Donut. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639169-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-michael-jordan-with-donald-trump-a-dunkin-donut/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639169-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-michael-jordan-with-donald-trump-a-dunkin-donut/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639170-two-horses-are-standing-in-a-field-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-says-the-first/video/player 2026-02-23T04:29:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" Says the first. "Moo!" says the second - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" Says the first. "Moo!" says the second - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639170-two-horses-are-standing-in-a-field-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-says-the-first/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639170-two-horses-are-standing-in-a-field-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-says-the-first/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" Says the first. "Moo!" says the second - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" Says the first. "Moo!" says the second - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639170-two-horses-are-standing-in-a-field-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-says-the-first/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639170-two-horses-are-standing-in-a-field-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat-a-horse-says-the-first/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639171-what-happens-to-a-frogs-car-when-it-breaks-down-it-gets-toad-away/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639171-what-happens-to-a-frogs-car-when-it-breaks-down-it-gets-toad-away/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639171-what-happens-to-a-frogs-car-when-it-breaks-down-it-gets-toad-away/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639171-what-happens-to-a-frogs-car-when-it-breaks-down-it-gets-toad-away/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639171-what-happens-to-a-frogs-car-when-it-breaks-down-it-gets-toad-away/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639172-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639172-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639172-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:20+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639172-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639172-what-do-you-call-a-pile-of-kittens-a-meowtin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:20+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639176-if-you-walk-into-the-bathroom-an-american-and-walk-out-an-american-what-are-you-in-the/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639176-if-you-walk-into-the-bathroom-an-american-and-walk-out-an-american-what-are-you-in-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639176-if-you-walk-into-the-bathroom-an-american-and-walk-out-an-american-what-are-you-in-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639176-if-you-walk-into-the-bathroom-an-american-and-walk-out-an-american-what-are-you-in-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639176-if-you-walk-into-the-bathroom-an-american-and-walk-out-an-american-what-are-you-in-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639177-two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-and-one-of-them-was-assaulted/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639177-two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-and-one-of-them-was-assaulted/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639177-two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-and-one-of-them-was-assaulted/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639177-two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-and-one-of-them-was-assaulted/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639177-two-peanuts-were-walking-down-the-street-and-one-of-them-was-assaulted/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639178-an-ion-walked-up-to-lost-and-found-and-reported-that-he-had-lost-an-electron-the-clerk/video/player 2026-06-18T23:52:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639178-an-ion-walked-up-to-lost-and-found-and-reported-that-he-had-lost-an-electron-the-clerk/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639178-an-ion-walked-up-to-lost-and-found-and-reported-that-he-had-lost-an-electron-the-clerk/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:37+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639178-an-ion-walked-up-to-lost-and-found-and-reported-that-he-had-lost-an-electron-the-clerk/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639178-an-ion-walked-up-to-lost-and-found-and-reported-that-he-had-lost-an-electron-the-clerk/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:37+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639180-what-do-you-say-to-your-sister-when-shes-crying-are-you-having-a-crisis/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639180-what-do-you-say-to-your-sister-when-shes-crying-are-you-having-a-crisis/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639180-what-do-you-say-to-your-sister-when-shes-crying-are-you-having-a-crisis/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639180-what-do-you-say-to-your-sister-when-shes-crying-are-you-having-a-crisis/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639180-what-do-you-say-to-your-sister-when-shes-crying-are-you-having-a-crisis/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639182-what-do-you-call-a-cross-between-a-gorilla-and-a-monkey-a-cross/video/player 2025-08-30T01:54:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639182-what-do-you-call-a-cross-between-a-gorilla-and-a-monkey-a-cross/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639182-what-do-you-call-a-cross-between-a-gorilla-and-a-monkey-a-cross/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639182-what-do-you-call-a-cross-between-a-gorilla-and-a-monkey-a-cross/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639182-what-do-you-call-a-cross-between-a-gorilla-and-a-monkey-a-cross/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639185-what-do-you-call-it-when-google-glass-connects-to-the-internet-eye-fi/video/player 2024-11-14T02:50:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye fi. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye fi. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639185-what-do-you-call-it-when-google-glass-connects-to-the-internet-eye-fi/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639185-what-do-you-call-it-when-google-glass-connects-to-the-internet-eye-fi/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye fi. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye fi. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639185-what-do-you-call-it-when-google-glass-connects-to-the-internet-eye-fi/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639185-what-do-you-call-it-when-google-glass-connects-to-the-internet-eye-fi/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639186-this-mallard-waddled-into-a-bar-shouldve-ducked/video/player 2026-04-20T18:14:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639186-this-mallard-waddled-into-a-bar-shouldve-ducked/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639186-this-mallard-waddled-into-a-bar-shouldve-ducked/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:56+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639186-this-mallard-waddled-into-a-bar-shouldve-ducked/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639186-this-mallard-waddled-into-a-bar-shouldve-ducked/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:56+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639187-why-did-the-kurd-bury-his-music-collection-his-tribesman-said-isil-is-approaching-and/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639187-why-did-the-kurd-bury-his-music-collection-his-tribesman-said-isil-is-approaching-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639187-why-did-the-kurd-bury-his-music-collection-his-tribesman-said-isil-is-approaching-and/video/player 2023-03-19T16:06:56+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639187-why-did-the-kurd-bury-his-music-collection-his-tribesman-said-isil-is-approaching-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639187-why-did-the-kurd-bury-his-music-collection-his-tribesman-said-isil-is-approaching-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:06:56+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639190-we-now-have-two-wawas-by-the-interstate-the-one-on-the-east-side-of-i4-is-not-so-bad/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639190-we-now-have-two-wawas-by-the-interstate-the-one-on-the-east-side-of-i4-is-not-so-bad/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639190-we-now-have-two-wawas-by-the-interstate-the-one-on-the-east-side-of-i4-is-not-so-bad/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:10+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639190-we-now-have-two-wawas-by-the-interstate-the-one-on-the-east-side-of-i4-is-not-so-bad/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639190-we-now-have-two-wawas-by-the-interstate-the-one-on-the-east-side-of-i4-is-not-so-bad/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:10+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639191-the-only-one-of-its-kind-on-this-sub-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 The only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639191-the-only-one-of-its-kind-on-this-sub-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639191-the-only-one-of-its-kind-on-this-sub-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:12+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639191-the-only-one-of-its-kind-on-this-sub-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639191-the-only-one-of-its-kind-on-this-sub-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-horse-fell-in-the-mud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:12+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639192-what-the-difference-between-roast-beef-and-pea-soup-anyone-can-roast-beef-but-not/video/player 2025-09-04T12:17:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639192-what-the-difference-between-roast-beef-and-pea-soup-anyone-can-roast-beef-but-not/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639192-what-the-difference-between-roast-beef-and-pea-soup-anyone-can-roast-beef-but-not/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:13+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639192-what-the-difference-between-roast-beef-and-pea-soup-anyone-can-roast-beef-but-not/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639192-what-the-difference-between-roast-beef-and-pea-soup-anyone-can-roast-beef-but-not/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:13+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639193-what-do-you-call-it-when-batman-skips-church-christian-bale/video/player 2025-01-15T23:21:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639193-what-do-you-call-it-when-batman-skips-church-christian-bale/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639193-what-do-you-call-it-when-batman-skips-church-christian-bale/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:17+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639193-what-do-you-call-it-when-batman-skips-church-christian-bale/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639193-what-do-you-call-it-when-batman-skips-church-christian-bale/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:17+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639195-what-do-you-call-a-social-media-platform-designed-for-religious-people-who-also-have/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639195-what-do-you-call-a-social-media-platform-designed-for-religious-people-who-also-have/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639195-what-do-you-call-a-social-media-platform-designed-for-religious-people-who-also-have/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639195-what-do-you-call-a-social-media-platform-designed-for-religious-people-who-also-have/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639195-what-do-you-call-a-social-media-platform-designed-for-religious-people-who-also-have/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639196-im-so-sad-because-my-friend-is-moving-to-shanghai-more-like-shang-bye/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang bye. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang bye. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639196-im-so-sad-because-my-friend-is-moving-to-shanghai-more-like-shang-bye/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639196-im-so-sad-because-my-friend-is-moving-to-shanghai-more-like-shang-bye/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:33+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang bye. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang bye. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639196-im-so-sad-because-my-friend-is-moving-to-shanghai-more-like-shang-bye/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639196-im-so-sad-because-my-friend-is-moving-to-shanghai-more-like-shang-bye/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:33+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639197-what-do-you-call-a-alligator-in-a-vest-investigator/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639197-what-do-you-call-a-alligator-in-a-vest-investigator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639197-what-do-you-call-a-alligator-in-a-vest-investigator/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a alligator in a vest? Investigator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639197-what-do-you-call-a-alligator-in-a-vest-investigator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639197-what-do-you-call-a-alligator-in-a-vest-investigator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639199-how-to-create-a-clean-joke-step-1-find-a-dirty-joke-step-2-clean-it/video/player 2026-04-20T15:11:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639199-how-to-create-a-clean-joke-step-1-find-a-dirty-joke-step-2-clean-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639199-how-to-create-a-clean-joke-step-1-find-a-dirty-joke-step-2-clean-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639199-how-to-create-a-clean-joke-step-1-find-a-dirty-joke-step-2-clean-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639199-how-to-create-a-clean-joke-step-1-find-a-dirty-joke-step-2-clean-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639200-a-skelleton-goes-to-the-bar-and-says-can-i-have-a-pint-and-a-mop/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 A skelleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skelleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639200-a-skelleton-goes-to-the-bar-and-says-can-i-have-a-pint-and-a-mop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639200-a-skelleton-goes-to-the-bar-and-says-can-i-have-a-pint-and-a-mop/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:42+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A skelleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skelleton goes to the bar and says "Can I have a pint and a mop..." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639200-a-skelleton-goes-to-the-bar-and-says-can-i-have-a-pint-and-a-mop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639200-a-skelleton-goes-to-the-bar-and-says-can-i-have-a-pint-and-a-mop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:42+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639202-why-was-the-scarecrow-promoted-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2024-03-21T03:08:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639202-why-was-the-scarecrow-promoted-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639202-why-was-the-scarecrow-promoted-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639202-why-was-the-scarecrow-promoted-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639202-why-was-the-scarecrow-promoted-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639203-did-you-hear-about-the-fortune-teller-that-had-bad-breath-calluses-all-over-his-body/video/player 2026-02-23T04:07:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the fortune teller that... Had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the fortune teller that... Had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639203-did-you-hear-about-the-fortune-teller-that-had-bad-breath-calluses-all-over-his-body/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639203-did-you-hear-about-the-fortune-teller-that-had-bad-breath-calluses-all-over-his-body/video/player 2023-03-19T16:07:57+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the fortune teller that... Had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the fortune teller that... Had bad breath, calluses all over his body and couldn't win a fight? He was a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed with halitosis. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639203-did-you-hear-about-the-fortune-teller-that-had-bad-breath-calluses-all-over-his-body/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639203-did-you-hear-about-the-fortune-teller-that-had-bad-breath-calluses-all-over-his-body/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:07:57+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639204-my-friend-gave-me-a-balloon-and-told-me-not-to-pop-it-but-i-blew-it/video/player 2024-05-13T09:25:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639204-my-friend-gave-me-a-balloon-and-told-me-not-to-pop-it-but-i-blew-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639204-my-friend-gave-me-a-balloon-and-told-me-not-to-pop-it-but-i-blew-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:01+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639204-my-friend-gave-me-a-balloon-and-told-me-not-to-pop-it-but-i-blew-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639204-my-friend-gave-me-a-balloon-and-told-me-not-to-pop-it-but-i-blew-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:01+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639205-my-old-roommates-bathroom-was-so-dirty-i-had-to-clean-the-soap-before-using-it/video/player 2024-05-11T17:08:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639205-my-old-roommates-bathroom-was-so-dirty-i-had-to-clean-the-soap-before-using-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639205-my-old-roommates-bathroom-was-so-dirty-i-had-to-clean-the-soap-before-using-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:02+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639205-my-old-roommates-bathroom-was-so-dirty-i-had-to-clean-the-soap-before-using-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639205-my-old-roommates-bathroom-was-so-dirty-i-had-to-clean-the-soap-before-using-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:02+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639207-why-did-the-paper-follow-the-pencil-because-it-led-the-way-im-on-a-roll-here-this-is/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639207-why-did-the-paper-follow-the-pencil-because-it-led-the-way-im-on-a-roll-here-this-is/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639207-why-did-the-paper-follow-the-pencil-because-it-led-the-way-im-on-a-roll-here-this-is/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the paper follow the pencil? Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639207-why-did-the-paper-follow-the-pencil-because-it-led-the-way-im-on-a-roll-here-this-is/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639207-why-did-the-paper-follow-the-pencil-because-it-led-the-way-im-on-a-roll-here-this-is/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639209-why-does-a-chicken-coupe-only-have-two-doors-if-it-had-four-itd-be-a-chicken-sedan/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639209-why-does-a-chicken-coupe-only-have-two-doors-if-it-had-four-itd-be-a-chicken-sedan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639209-why-does-a-chicken-coupe-only-have-two-doors-if-it-had-four-itd-be-a-chicken-sedan/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:19+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639209-why-does-a-chicken-coupe-only-have-two-doors-if-it-had-four-itd-be-a-chicken-sedan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639209-why-does-a-chicken-coupe-only-have-two-doors-if-it-had-four-itd-be-a-chicken-sedan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:19+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639210-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-only-two-legs-lean-beef/video/player 2024-10-28T02:22:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639210-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-only-two-legs-lean-beef/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639210-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-only-two-legs-lean-beef/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:22+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639210-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-only-two-legs-lean-beef/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639210-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-only-two-legs-lean-beef/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:22+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639211-why-was-the-school-grey-because-it-was-a-greyed-school-i-woke-up-with-this-joke-in-my/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639211-why-was-the-school-grey-because-it-was-a-greyed-school-i-woke-up-with-this-joke-in-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639211-why-was-the-school-grey-because-it-was-a-greyed-school-i-woke-up-with-this-joke-in-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:26+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School. I woke up with this joke in my head this morning. I think my brain is trying to kill me with horrible puns. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639211-why-was-the-school-grey-because-it-was-a-greyed-school-i-woke-up-with-this-joke-in-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639211-why-was-the-school-grey-because-it-was-a-greyed-school-i-woke-up-with-this-joke-in-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:26+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639212-want-to-hear-a-clean-joke-johnny-took-a-bath-with-bubbles-want-to-hear-a-dirty-one/video/player 2024-10-17T17:06:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639212-want-to-hear-a-clean-joke-johnny-took-a-bath-with-bubbles-want-to-hear-a-dirty-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639212-want-to-hear-a-clean-joke-johnny-took-a-bath-with-bubbles-want-to-hear-a-dirty-one/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639212-want-to-hear-a-clean-joke-johnny-took-a-bath-with-bubbles-want-to-hear-a-dirty-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639212-want-to-hear-a-clean-joke-johnny-took-a-bath-with-bubbles-want-to-hear-a-dirty-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639215-why-do-sharks-swim-in-salt-water-because-pepper-would-make-them-sneeze/video/player 2026-02-21T17:34:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639215-why-do-sharks-swim-in-salt-water-because-pepper-would-make-them-sneeze/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639215-why-do-sharks-swim-in-salt-water-because-pepper-would-make-them-sneeze/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639215-why-do-sharks-swim-in-salt-water-because-pepper-would-make-them-sneeze/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639215-why-do-sharks-swim-in-salt-water-because-pepper-would-make-them-sneeze/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639216-a-siri-joke-two-iphones-walk-into-a-bar-carrying-a-set-of-ipod-shuffles-the/video/player 2024-11-14T03:06:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639216-a-siri-joke-two-iphones-walk-into-a-bar-carrying-a-set-of-ipod-shuffles-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639216-a-siri-joke-two-iphones-walk-into-a-bar-carrying-a-set-of-ipod-shuffles-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:45+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639216-a-siri-joke-two-iphones-walk-into-a-bar-carrying-a-set-of-ipod-shuffles-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639216-a-siri-joke-two-iphones-walk-into-a-bar-carrying-a-set-of-ipod-shuffles-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:45+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639217-i-used-to-work-at-an-orange-juice-factory-i-ended-up-getting-fired-because-i-couldnt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639217-i-used-to-work-at-an-orange-juice-factory-i-ended-up-getting-fired-because-i-couldnt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639217-i-used-to-work-at-an-orange-juice-factory-i-ended-up-getting-fired-because-i-couldnt/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639217-i-used-to-work-at-an-orange-juice-factory-i-ended-up-getting-fired-because-i-couldnt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639217-i-used-to-work-at-an-orange-juice-factory-i-ended-up-getting-fired-because-i-couldnt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639218-just-wrote-a-book-on-reverse-psychology-dont-read-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639218-just-wrote-a-book-on-reverse-psychology-dont-read-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639218-just-wrote-a-book-on-reverse-psychology-dont-read-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639218-just-wrote-a-book-on-reverse-psychology-dont-read-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639218-just-wrote-a-book-on-reverse-psychology-dont-read-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639219-why-did-the-melon-get-married-in-a-church-because-he-was-in-love-with-a-cantaloupe/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639219-why-did-the-melon-get-married-in-a-church-because-he-was-in-love-with-a-cantaloupe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639219-why-did-the-melon-get-married-in-a-church-because-he-was-in-love-with-a-cantaloupe/video/player 2023-03-19T16:08:58+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the melon get married in a church? Because he was in love with a cantaloupe. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639219-why-did-the-melon-get-married-in-a-church-because-he-was-in-love-with-a-cantaloupe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639219-why-did-the-melon-get-married-in-a-church-because-he-was-in-love-with-a-cantaloupe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:08:58+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639221-why-do-fish-live-in-salt-water-because-pepper-makes-them-sneeze/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639221-why-do-fish-live-in-salt-water-because-pepper-makes-them-sneeze/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639221-why-do-fish-live-in-salt-water-because-pepper-makes-them-sneeze/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639221-why-do-fish-live-in-salt-water-because-pepper-makes-them-sneeze/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639221-why-do-fish-live-in-salt-water-because-pepper-makes-them-sneeze/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639222-why-was-the-apricot-late-to-the-party-he-got-stuck-in-a-jam/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639222-why-was-the-apricot-late-to-the-party-he-got-stuck-in-a-jam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639222-why-was-the-apricot-late-to-the-party-he-got-stuck-in-a-jam/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639222-why-was-the-apricot-late-to-the-party-he-got-stuck-in-a-jam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639222-why-was-the-apricot-late-to-the-party-he-got-stuck-in-a-jam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639225-passwords-123456-abcdef-password/video/player 2025-01-07T02:24:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Passwords 123456 abcdef Password - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Passwords 123456 abcdef Password - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639225-passwords-123456-abcdef-password/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639225-passwords-123456-abcdef-password/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:11+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Passwords 123456 abcdef Password - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Passwords 123456 abcdef Password - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639225-passwords-123456-abcdef-password/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639225-passwords-123456-abcdef-password/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:11+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639227-i-knew-i-was-old-when-i-opened-internet-explorer/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639227-i-knew-i-was-old-when-i-opened-internet-explorer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639227-i-knew-i-was-old-when-i-opened-internet-explorer/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639227-i-knew-i-was-old-when-i-opened-internet-explorer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639227-i-knew-i-was-old-when-i-opened-internet-explorer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639228-what-does-a-storm-cloud-have-on-beneath-its-clothes-thunderwear/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639228-what-does-a-storm-cloud-have-on-beneath-its-clothes-thunderwear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639228-what-does-a-storm-cloud-have-on-beneath-its-clothes-thunderwear/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639228-what-does-a-storm-cloud-have-on-beneath-its-clothes-thunderwear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639228-what-does-a-storm-cloud-have-on-beneath-its-clothes-thunderwear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639229-where-does-the-little-king-keep-his-little-armies-up-his-little-sleevies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639229-where-does-the-little-king-keep-his-little-armies-up-his-little-sleevies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639229-where-does-the-little-king-keep-his-little-armies-up-his-little-sleevies/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639229-where-does-the-little-king-keep-his-little-armies-up-his-little-sleevies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639229-where-does-the-little-king-keep-his-little-armies-up-his-little-sleevies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639230-what-kind-of-house-does-cheese-like-to-live-in-a-cottage/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 "What kind of house does cheese like to live in?" "A cottage" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "What kind of house does cheese like to live in?" "A cottage" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639230-what-kind-of-house-does-cheese-like-to-live-in-a-cottage/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639230-what-kind-of-house-does-cheese-like-to-live-in-a-cottage/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg "What kind of house does cheese like to live in?" "A cottage" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "What kind of house does cheese like to live in?" "A cottage" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639230-what-kind-of-house-does-cheese-like-to-live-in-a-cottage/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639230-what-kind-of-house-does-cheese-like-to-live-in-a-cottage/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639231-why-did-the-bullet-stay-home-because-it-got-fired/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639231-why-did-the-bullet-stay-home-because-it-got-fired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639231-why-did-the-bullet-stay-home-because-it-got-fired/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bullet stay home? Because it got fired! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639231-why-did-the-bullet-stay-home-because-it-got-fired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639231-why-did-the-bullet-stay-home-because-it-got-fired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639232-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaains/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639232-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaains/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639232-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaains/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639232-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaains/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639232-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaains/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639233-what-do-you-call-an-economics-lecturer-prof-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639233-what-do-you-call-an-economics-lecturer-prof-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639233-what-do-you-call-an-economics-lecturer-prof-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639233-what-do-you-call-an-economics-lecturer-prof-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639233-what-do-you-call-an-economics-lecturer-prof-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639234-why-did-the-rope-get-put-in-timeout-because-he-was-very-knotty/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639234-why-did-the-rope-get-put-in-timeout-because-he-was-very-knotty/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639234-why-did-the-rope-get-put-in-timeout-because-he-was-very-knotty/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639234-why-did-the-rope-get-put-in-timeout-because-he-was-very-knotty/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639234-why-did-the-rope-get-put-in-timeout-because-he-was-very-knotty/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639236-rcleanjokes-hits-10k-subscribers-rcleanjokes-metrics-total-subscribers-10000/video/player 2024-10-28T05:51:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 /r/cleanjokes hits 10K subscribers **/r/cleanjokes metrics:** Total Subscribers: 10,000 Subreddit Rank: 2,246 Milestones & Subreddit Growth: http://redditmetrics.com/r/cleanjokes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! /r/cleanjokes hits 10K subscribers **/r/cleanjokes metrics:** Total Subscribers: 10,000 Subreddit Rank: 2,246 Milestones & Subreddit Growth: http://redditmetrics.com/r/cleanjokes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639236-rcleanjokes-hits-10k-subscribers-rcleanjokes-metrics-total-subscribers-10000/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639236-rcleanjokes-hits-10k-subscribers-rcleanjokes-metrics-total-subscribers-10000/video/player 2023-03-19T16:09:53+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg /r/cleanjokes hits 10K subscribers **/r/cleanjokes metrics:** Total Subscribers: 10,000 Subreddit Rank: 2,246 Milestones & Subreddit Growth: http://redditmetrics.com/r/cleanjokes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! /r/cleanjokes hits 10K subscribers **/r/cleanjokes metrics:** Total Subscribers: 10,000 Subreddit Rank: 2,246 Milestones & Subreddit Growth: http://redditmetrics.com/r/cleanjokes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639236-rcleanjokes-hits-10k-subscribers-rcleanjokes-metrics-total-subscribers-10000/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639236-rcleanjokes-hits-10k-subscribers-rcleanjokes-metrics-total-subscribers-10000/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:09:53+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639238-what-do-mathematicians-get-if-they-stare-at-the-roots-of-negative-numbers-for-too-long/video/player 2026-02-21T06:18:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639238-what-do-mathematicians-get-if-they-stare-at-the-roots-of-negative-numbers-for-too-long/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639238-what-do-mathematicians-get-if-they-stare-at-the-roots-of-negative-numbers-for-too-long/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long? Square eyes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639238-what-do-mathematicians-get-if-they-stare-at-the-roots-of-negative-numbers-for-too-long/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639238-what-do-mathematicians-get-if-they-stare-at-the-roots-of-negative-numbers-for-too-long/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639240-im-going-to-stand-outside-so-if-anyone-asks-i-am-outstanding/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639240-im-going-to-stand-outside-so-if-anyone-asks-i-am-outstanding/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639240-im-going-to-stand-outside-so-if-anyone-asks-i-am-outstanding/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639240-im-going-to-stand-outside-so-if-anyone-asks-i-am-outstanding/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639240-im-going-to-stand-outside-so-if-anyone-asks-i-am-outstanding/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639241-what-is-forrest-gumps-favorite-pasta-penne/video/player 2025-08-30T12:35:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639241-what-is-forrest-gumps-favorite-pasta-penne/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639241-what-is-forrest-gumps-favorite-pasta-penne/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639241-what-is-forrest-gumps-favorite-pasta-penne/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639241-what-is-forrest-gumps-favorite-pasta-penne/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639242-where-did-the-universe-attend-college-at-the-university/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the universe attend college? At the university. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the universe attend college? At the university. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639242-where-did-the-universe-attend-college-at-the-university/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639242-where-did-the-universe-attend-college-at-the-university/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the universe attend college? At the university. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the universe attend college? At the university. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639242-where-did-the-universe-attend-college-at-the-university/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639242-where-did-the-universe-attend-college-at-the-university/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639243-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-winter-you-search-for-fresh-prints/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639243-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-winter-you-search-for-fresh-prints/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639243-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-winter-you-search-for-fresh-prints/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:21+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639243-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-winter-you-search-for-fresh-prints/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639243-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-winter-you-search-for-fresh-prints/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:21+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639244-why-did-the-squirrel-cross-the-road-on-the-telephone-wire-to-be-on-the-safe-side/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639244-why-did-the-squirrel-cross-the-road-on-the-telephone-wire-to-be-on-the-safe-side/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639244-why-did-the-squirrel-cross-the-road-on-the-telephone-wire-to-be-on-the-safe-side/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:26+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639244-why-did-the-squirrel-cross-the-road-on-the-telephone-wire-to-be-on-the-safe-side/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639244-why-did-the-squirrel-cross-the-road-on-the-telephone-wire-to-be-on-the-safe-side/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:26+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639245-what-do-you-call-an-antelope-that-wants-a-big-wedding-cantelope/video/player 2024-05-13T09:42:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639245-what-do-you-call-an-antelope-that-wants-a-big-wedding-cantelope/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639245-what-do-you-call-an-antelope-that-wants-a-big-wedding-cantelope/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:32+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639245-what-do-you-call-an-antelope-that-wants-a-big-wedding-cantelope/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639245-what-do-you-call-an-antelope-that-wants-a-big-wedding-cantelope/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:32+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639246-what-is-paula-deens-favorite-insect-the-butterfly/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639246-what-is-paula-deens-favorite-insect-the-butterfly/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639246-what-is-paula-deens-favorite-insect-the-butterfly/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:32+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Paula Deen's favorite insect? The Butterfly - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639246-what-is-paula-deens-favorite-insect-the-butterfly/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639246-what-is-paula-deens-favorite-insect-the-butterfly/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:32+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639248-why-did-no-one-ever-consider-tony-stark-the-iron-man-a-protagonist-because-he-was/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639248-why-did-no-one-ever-consider-tony-stark-the-iron-man-a-protagonist-because-he-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639248-why-did-no-one-ever-consider-tony-stark-the-iron-man-a-protagonist-because-he-was/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:41+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639248-why-did-no-one-ever-consider-tony-stark-the-iron-man-a-protagonist-because-he-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639248-why-did-no-one-ever-consider-tony-stark-the-iron-man-a-protagonist-because-he-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:41+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639249-whats-the-difference-between-a-firstborn-prince-and-a-baseball-a-baseball-is-thrown-to/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639249-whats-the-difference-between-a-firstborn-prince-and-a-baseball-a-baseball-is-thrown-to/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639249-whats-the-difference-between-a-firstborn-prince-and-a-baseball-a-baseball-is-thrown-to/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639249-whats-the-difference-between-a-firstborn-prince-and-a-baseball-a-baseball-is-thrown-to/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639249-whats-the-difference-between-a-firstborn-prince-and-a-baseball-a-baseball-is-thrown-to/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639250-what-do-you-call-an-autobot-who-works-in-an-overpriced-makeup-store-at-the-mall-ulta/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639250-what-do-you-call-an-autobot-who-works-in-an-overpriced-makeup-store-at-the-mall-ulta/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639250-what-do-you-call-an-autobot-who-works-in-an-overpriced-makeup-store-at-the-mall-ulta/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639250-what-do-you-call-an-autobot-who-works-in-an-overpriced-makeup-store-at-the-mall-ulta/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639250-what-do-you-call-an-autobot-who-works-in-an-overpriced-makeup-store-at-the-mall-ulta/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639251-i-cant-stand-russian-dolls-theyre-always-so-full-of-themselves/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639251-i-cant-stand-russian-dolls-theyre-always-so-full-of-themselves/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639251-i-cant-stand-russian-dolls-theyre-always-so-full-of-themselves/video/player 2023-03-19T16:10:52+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639251-i-cant-stand-russian-dolls-theyre-always-so-full-of-themselves/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639251-i-cant-stand-russian-dolls-theyre-always-so-full-of-themselves/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:10:52+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639252-a-teacher-asked-her-students-to-use-the-word-beans-in-a-sentence-my-father-grows/video/player 2026-02-21T04:32:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence... "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence... "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639252-a-teacher-asked-her-students-to-use-the-word-beans-in-a-sentence-my-father-grows/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639252-a-teacher-asked-her-students-to-use-the-word-beans-in-a-sentence-my-father-grows/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:07+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence... "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence... "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639252-a-teacher-asked-her-students-to-use-the-word-beans-in-a-sentence-my-father-grows/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639252-a-teacher-asked-her-students-to-use-the-word-beans-in-a-sentence-my-father-grows/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:07+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639253-what-did-the-mailman-say-when-his-mail-truck-caught-fire-that-he-needed-to-address-the/video/player 2024-03-21T03:09:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639253-what-did-the-mailman-say-when-his-mail-truck-caught-fire-that-he-needed-to-address-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639253-what-did-the-mailman-say-when-his-mail-truck-caught-fire-that-he-needed-to-address-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639253-what-did-the-mailman-say-when-his-mail-truck-caught-fire-that-he-needed-to-address-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639253-what-did-the-mailman-say-when-his-mail-truck-caught-fire-that-he-needed-to-address-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639254-math-problem-i-had-10-chocolate-bars-and-ate-9-what-do-i-have-now-oh-i-do-not-know/video/player 2024-05-13T09:56:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? "Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? "Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639254-math-problem-i-had-10-chocolate-bars-and-ate-9-what-do-i-have-now-oh-i-do-not-know/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639254-math-problem-i-had-10-chocolate-bars-and-ate-9-what-do-i-have-now-oh-i-do-not-know/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:16+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? "Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Math problem: I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now? "Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639254-math-problem-i-had-10-chocolate-bars-and-ate-9-what-do-i-have-now-oh-i-do-not-know/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639254-math-problem-i-had-10-chocolate-bars-and-ate-9-what-do-i-have-now-oh-i-do-not-know/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:16+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639255-why-dont-cannibals-like-clowns-they-taste-funny/video/player 2024-12-22T17:06:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639255-why-dont-cannibals-like-clowns-they-taste-funny/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639255-why-dont-cannibals-like-clowns-they-taste-funny/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't cannibals like clowns? they taste funny! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639255-why-dont-cannibals-like-clowns-they-taste-funny/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639255-why-dont-cannibals-like-clowns-they-taste-funny/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639256-whats-the-difference-between-pea-soup-and-roast-beef-anyone-can-roast-beef/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639256-whats-the-difference-between-pea-soup-and-roast-beef-anyone-can-roast-beef/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639256-whats-the-difference-between-pea-soup-and-roast-beef-anyone-can-roast-beef/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639256-whats-the-difference-between-pea-soup-and-roast-beef-anyone-can-roast-beef/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639256-whats-the-difference-between-pea-soup-and-roast-beef-anyone-can-roast-beef/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639257-did-you-know-that-protons-have-mass-gtyes-well-i-didnt-even-know-they-were-catholic/video/player 2025-01-07T23:47:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639257-did-you-know-that-protons-have-mass-gtyes-well-i-didnt-even-know-they-were-catholic/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639257-did-you-know-that-protons-have-mass-gtyes-well-i-didnt-even-know-they-were-catholic/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:35+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639257-did-you-know-that-protons-have-mass-gtyes-well-i-didnt-even-know-they-were-catholic/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639257-did-you-know-that-protons-have-mass-gtyes-well-i-didnt-even-know-they-were-catholic/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:35+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639258-thud-what-was-that-my-pants-fell-down-why-so-loud-im-wearing-them/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 *THUD* "What was that?" "My pants fell down." "...Why so loud?" "I'm wearing them." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! *THUD* "What was that?" "My pants fell down." "...Why so loud?" "I'm wearing them." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639258-thud-what-was-that-my-pants-fell-down-why-so-loud-im-wearing-them/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639258-thud-what-was-that-my-pants-fell-down-why-so-loud-im-wearing-them/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:37+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg *THUD* "What was that?" "My pants fell down." "...Why so loud?" "I'm wearing them." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! *THUD* "What was that?" "My pants fell down." "...Why so loud?" "I'm wearing them." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639258-thud-what-was-that-my-pants-fell-down-why-so-loud-im-wearing-them/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639258-thud-what-was-that-my-pants-fell-down-why-so-loud-im-wearing-them/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:37+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639260-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-look-for-the-fresh-prints/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639260-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-look-for-the-fresh-prints/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639260-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-look-for-the-fresh-prints/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:40+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639260-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-look-for-the-fresh-prints/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639260-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-look-for-the-fresh-prints/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:40+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639262-what-does-a-ghost-cow-say-wave-arms-around-mooooooooooooooooooo/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639262-what-does-a-ghost-cow-say-wave-arms-around-mooooooooooooooooooo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639262-what-does-a-ghost-cow-say-wave-arms-around-mooooooooooooooooooo/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639262-what-does-a-ghost-cow-say-wave-arms-around-mooooooooooooooooooo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639262-what-does-a-ghost-cow-say-wave-arms-around-mooooooooooooooooooo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639263-what-do-you-call-an-italian-guy-with-a-rubber-toe-roberto/video/player 2024-11-14T02:41:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639263-what-do-you-call-an-italian-guy-with-a-rubber-toe-roberto/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639263-what-do-you-call-an-italian-guy-with-a-rubber-toe-roberto/video/player 2023-03-19T16:11:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639263-what-do-you-call-an-italian-guy-with-a-rubber-toe-roberto/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639263-what-do-you-call-an-italian-guy-with-a-rubber-toe-roberto/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:11:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639267-saitama-tried-to-change-his-facebook-password-to-goku-but-facebook-said-it-was-too-weak/video/player 2025-01-07T02:31:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639267-saitama-tried-to-change-his-facebook-password-to-goku-but-facebook-said-it-was-too-weak/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639267-saitama-tried-to-change-his-facebook-password-to-goku-but-facebook-said-it-was-too-weak/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:02+00:00 118 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639267-saitama-tried-to-change-his-facebook-password-to-goku-but-facebook-said-it-was-too-weak/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639267-saitama-tried-to-change-his-facebook-password-to-goku-but-facebook-said-it-was-too-weak/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:02+00:00 118 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639269-how-much-does-wonton-soup-weigh-one-ton-but-i-dont-know-anyone-thatd-wantonly-order/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639269-how-much-does-wonton-soup-weigh-one-ton-but-i-dont-know-anyone-thatd-wantonly-order/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639269-how-much-does-wonton-soup-weigh-one-ton-but-i-dont-know-anyone-thatd-wantonly-order/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639269-how-much-does-wonton-soup-weigh-one-ton-but-i-dont-know-anyone-thatd-wantonly-order/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639269-how-much-does-wonton-soup-weigh-one-ton-but-i-dont-know-anyone-thatd-wantonly-order/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639270-why-did-the-fly-fly-because-the-spider-spied-her/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639270-why-did-the-fly-fly-because-the-spider-spied-her/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639270-why-did-the-fly-fly-because-the-spider-spied-her/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639270-why-did-the-fly-fly-because-the-spider-spied-her/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639270-why-did-the-fly-fly-because-the-spider-spied-her/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639272-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-crazy-intentions-a-locomotive/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639272-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-crazy-intentions-a-locomotive/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639272-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-crazy-intentions-a-locomotive/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions? A locomotive! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639272-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-crazy-intentions-a-locomotive/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639272-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-crazy-intentions-a-locomotive/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639273-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-pt-2-a-boomer-wrong/video/player 2024-10-15T23:08:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer WRONG! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer WRONG! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639273-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-pt-2-a-boomer-wrong/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639273-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-pt-2-a-boomer-wrong/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer WRONG! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer WRONG! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639273-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-pt-2-a-boomer-wrong/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639273-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-pt-2-a-boomer-wrong/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639274-how-many-nihilists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? # - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? # - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639274-how-many-nihilists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639274-how-many-nihilists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:22+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? # - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? # - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639274-how-many-nihilists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639274-how-many-nihilists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-lightbulb/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:22+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639275-where-do-snowmen-dance-at-the-snowball/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639275-where-do-snowmen-dance-at-the-snowball/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639275-where-do-snowmen-dance-at-the-snowball/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639275-where-do-snowmen-dance-at-the-snowball/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639275-where-do-snowmen-dance-at-the-snowball/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639280-why-is-a-shooting-star-better-than-a-hamburger-its-meteor/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639280-why-is-a-shooting-star-better-than-a-hamburger-its-meteor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639280-why-is-a-shooting-star-better-than-a-hamburger-its-meteor/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639280-why-is-a-shooting-star-better-than-a-hamburger-its-meteor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639280-why-is-a-shooting-star-better-than-a-hamburger-its-meteor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639281-why-did-the-vegetables-hop-into-the-boiling-pot-of-water-they-were-part-of-a-stewicide/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639281-why-did-the-vegetables-hop-into-the-boiling-pot-of-water-they-were-part-of-a-stewicide/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639281-why-did-the-vegetables-hop-into-the-boiling-pot-of-water-they-were-part-of-a-stewicide/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639281-why-did-the-vegetables-hop-into-the-boiling-pot-of-water-they-were-part-of-a-stewicide/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639281-why-did-the-vegetables-hop-into-the-boiling-pot-of-water-they-were-part-of-a-stewicide/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639282-i-find-hanging-around-in-coffee-shops-a-great-way-to-espresso-yourself/video/player 2026-06-20T05:58:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639282-i-find-hanging-around-in-coffee-shops-a-great-way-to-espresso-yourself/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639282-i-find-hanging-around-in-coffee-shops-a-great-way-to-espresso-yourself/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:40+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639282-i-find-hanging-around-in-coffee-shops-a-great-way-to-espresso-yourself/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639282-i-find-hanging-around-in-coffee-shops-a-great-way-to-espresso-yourself/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:40+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639284-first-post-and-an-original-how-much-does-a-chinese-elephant-weigh/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639284-first-post-and-an-original-how-much-does-a-chinese-elephant-weigh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639284-first-post-and-an-original-how-much-does-a-chinese-elephant-weigh/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! First post and an original How much does a Chinese elephant weigh? .................. Wonton - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639284-first-post-and-an-original-how-much-does-a-chinese-elephant-weigh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639284-first-post-and-an-original-how-much-does-a-chinese-elephant-weigh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639285-heard-the-one-about-the-corduroy-pillowcase-its-making-headlines/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639285-heard-the-one-about-the-corduroy-pillowcase-its-making-headlines/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639285-heard-the-one-about-the-corduroy-pillowcase-its-making-headlines/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:51+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639285-heard-the-one-about-the-corduroy-pillowcase-its-making-headlines/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639285-heard-the-one-about-the-corduroy-pillowcase-its-making-headlines/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:51+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639289-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-down-a-mineshaft-a-flat-miner/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639289-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-down-a-mineshaft-a-flat-miner/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639289-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-down-a-mineshaft-a-flat-miner/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639289-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-down-a-mineshaft-a-flat-miner/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639289-what-do-you-get-when-you-drop-a-piano-down-a-mineshaft-a-flat-miner/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639290-why-did-the-spider-land-on-the-keyboard-she-wanted-a-new-website/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639290-why-did-the-spider-land-on-the-keyboard-she-wanted-a-new-website/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639290-why-did-the-spider-land-on-the-keyboard-she-wanted-a-new-website/video/player 2023-03-19T16:12:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639290-why-did-the-spider-land-on-the-keyboard-she-wanted-a-new-website/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639290-why-did-the-spider-land-on-the-keyboard-she-wanted-a-new-website/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:12:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639291-why-did-the-woman-buy-new-wine-glasses-because-the-ones-she-was-using-made-everything/video/player 2026-02-23T09:46:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639291-why-did-the-woman-buy-new-wine-glasses-because-the-ones-she-was-using-made-everything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639291-why-did-the-woman-buy-new-wine-glasses-because-the-ones-she-was-using-made-everything/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639291-why-did-the-woman-buy-new-wine-glasses-because-the-ones-she-was-using-made-everything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639291-why-did-the-woman-buy-new-wine-glasses-because-the-ones-she-was-using-made-everything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639294-what-did-one-dry-erase-marker-say-to-the-other-im-bored-as-in-board-another-one/video/player 2025-01-15T22:41:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639294-what-did-one-dry-erase-marker-say-to-the-other-im-bored-as-in-board-another-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639294-what-did-one-dry-erase-marker-say-to-the-other-im-bored-as-in-board-another-one/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one dry erase marker say to the other? I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639294-what-did-one-dry-erase-marker-say-to-the-other-im-bored-as-in-board-another-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639294-what-did-one-dry-erase-marker-say-to-the-other-im-bored-as-in-board-another-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639295-what-did-the-tailpipe-say-to-the-muffler-im-exhausted-what-did-the-muffler-say-back/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639295-what-did-the-tailpipe-say-to-the-muffler-im-exhausted-what-did-the-muffler-say-back/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639295-what-did-the-tailpipe-say-to-the-muffler-im-exhausted-what-did-the-muffler-say-back/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the tailpipe say to the muffler? I'm exhausted. What did the muffler say back? ^mmmmbfmbm - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639295-what-did-the-tailpipe-say-to-the-muffler-im-exhausted-what-did-the-muffler-say-back/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639295-what-did-the-tailpipe-say-to-the-muffler-im-exhausted-what-did-the-muffler-say-back/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639297-what-do-you-cal-a-bear-with-extreme-mood-swings-a-bi-polar-bear/video/player 2026-02-23T03:27:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi polar bear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi polar bear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639297-what-do-you-cal-a-bear-with-extreme-mood-swings-a-bi-polar-bear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639297-what-do-you-cal-a-bear-with-extreme-mood-swings-a-bi-polar-bear/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:21+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi polar bear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi polar bear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639297-what-do-you-cal-a-bear-with-extreme-mood-swings-a-bi-polar-bear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639297-what-do-you-cal-a-bear-with-extreme-mood-swings-a-bi-polar-bear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:21+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639298-why-did-the-snail-drink-beer-to-come-out-of-its-shell/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639298-why-did-the-snail-drink-beer-to-come-out-of-its-shell/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639298-why-did-the-snail-drink-beer-to-come-out-of-its-shell/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639298-why-did-the-snail-drink-beer-to-come-out-of-its-shell/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639298-why-did-the-snail-drink-beer-to-come-out-of-its-shell/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639300-if-i-bought-a-balloon-for-099-how-much-should-i-sell-it-for-when-i-adjust-for/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639300-if-i-bought-a-balloon-for-099-how-much-should-i-sell-it-for-when-i-adjust-for/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639300-if-i-bought-a-balloon-for-099-how-much-should-i-sell-it-for-when-i-adjust-for/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639300-if-i-bought-a-balloon-for-099-how-much-should-i-sell-it-for-when-i-adjust-for/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639300-if-i-bought-a-balloon-for-099-how-much-should-i-sell-it-for-when-i-adjust-for/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639301-i-went-out-with-anorexic-twins-last-night-2-birds-1-stone/video/player 2026-06-17T13:20:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639301-i-went-out-with-anorexic-twins-last-night-2-birds-1-stone/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639301-i-went-out-with-anorexic-twins-last-night-2-birds-1-stone/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:40+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639301-i-went-out-with-anorexic-twins-last-night-2-birds-1-stone/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639301-i-went-out-with-anorexic-twins-last-night-2-birds-1-stone/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:40+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639302-why-should-you-never-invest-in-bakeries-because-they-have-a-high-turnover-rate/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why should you never invest in bakeries? Because they have a high turnover rate. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you never invest in bakeries? Because they have a high turnover rate. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639302-why-should-you-never-invest-in-bakeries-because-they-have-a-high-turnover-rate/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639302-why-should-you-never-invest-in-bakeries-because-they-have-a-high-turnover-rate/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why should you never invest in bakeries? Because they have a high turnover rate. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you never invest in bakeries? Because they have a high turnover rate. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639302-why-should-you-never-invest-in-bakeries-because-they-have-a-high-turnover-rate/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639302-why-should-you-never-invest-in-bakeries-because-they-have-a-high-turnover-rate/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639303-a-disability-a-curse-word-and-a-radical-interpretation-of-scripture-walk-into-a-bar/video/player 2026-02-21T07:15:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 A disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639303-a-disability-a-curse-word-and-a-radical-interpretation-of-scripture-walk-into-a-bar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639303-a-disability-a-curse-word-and-a-radical-interpretation-of-scripture-walk-into-a-bar/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:46+00:00 38 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639303-a-disability-a-curse-word-and-a-radical-interpretation-of-scripture-walk-into-a-bar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639303-a-disability-a-curse-word-and-a-radical-interpretation-of-scripture-walk-into-a-bar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:46+00:00 38 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639304-what-do-you-call-a-bear-with-no-teeth-a-gummy-bear/video/player 2026-02-09T16:43:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639304-what-do-you-call-a-bear-with-no-teeth-a-gummy-bear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639304-what-do-you-call-a-bear-with-no-teeth-a-gummy-bear/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639304-what-do-you-call-a-bear-with-no-teeth-a-gummy-bear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639304-what-do-you-call-a-bear-with-no-teeth-a-gummy-bear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639305-barely-amusing-japanese-joke-why-are-snakes-so-difficult-to-pick-up-in-japan-because-in/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639305-barely-amusing-japanese-joke-why-are-snakes-so-difficult-to-pick-up-in-japan-because-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639305-barely-amusing-japanese-joke-why-are-snakes-so-difficult-to-pick-up-in-japan-because-in/video/player 2023-03-19T16:13:56+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639305-barely-amusing-japanese-joke-why-are-snakes-so-difficult-to-pick-up-in-japan-because-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639305-barely-amusing-japanese-joke-why-are-snakes-so-difficult-to-pick-up-in-japan-because-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:13:56+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639306-a-priest-a-minister-and-a-rabbit-walk-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-says-what/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639306-a-priest-a-minister-and-a-rabbit-walk-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-says-what/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639306-a-priest-a-minister-and-a-rabbit-walk-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-says-what/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:02+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639306-a-priest-a-minister-and-a-rabbit-walk-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-says-what/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639306-a-priest-a-minister-and-a-rabbit-walk-into-a-bar-and-the-bartender-says-what/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:02+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639307-no-matter-what-anyone-said-i-was-never-going-to-take-the-stand-its-1000-pages-for/video/player 2026-02-24T22:32:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639307-no-matter-what-anyone-said-i-was-never-going-to-take-the-stand-its-1000-pages-for/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639307-no-matter-what-anyone-said-i-was-never-going-to-take-the-stand-its-1000-pages-for/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639307-no-matter-what-anyone-said-i-was-never-going-to-take-the-stand-its-1000-pages-for/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639307-no-matter-what-anyone-said-i-was-never-going-to-take-the-stand-its-1000-pages-for/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639308-why-couldnt-the-skeleton-cross-the-street-because-he-didnt-have-the-guts/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639308-why-couldnt-the-skeleton-cross-the-street-because-he-didnt-have-the-guts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639308-why-couldnt-the-skeleton-cross-the-street-because-he-didnt-have-the-guts/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639308-why-couldnt-the-skeleton-cross-the-street-because-he-didnt-have-the-guts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639308-why-couldnt-the-skeleton-cross-the-street-because-he-didnt-have-the-guts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639310-why-dont-crabs-give-to-charities-they-are-shellfish/video/player 2024-03-21T03:10:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639310-why-dont-crabs-give-to-charities-they-are-shellfish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639310-why-dont-crabs-give-to-charities-they-are-shellfish/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639310-why-dont-crabs-give-to-charities-they-are-shellfish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639310-why-dont-crabs-give-to-charities-they-are-shellfish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639312-my-buddy-the-hacker-took-the-quiz-what-beatles-song-best-describes-your-life-the-answer/video/player 2024-07-21T10:22:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 My buddy the hacker took the quiz "What Beatles song best describes your life." The answer he got: "My Way". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy the hacker took the quiz "What Beatles song best describes your life." The answer he got: "My Way". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639312-my-buddy-the-hacker-took-the-quiz-what-beatles-song-best-describes-your-life-the-answer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639312-my-buddy-the-hacker-took-the-quiz-what-beatles-song-best-describes-your-life-the-answer/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:22+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My buddy the hacker took the quiz "What Beatles song best describes your life." The answer he got: "My Way". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy the hacker took the quiz "What Beatles song best describes your life." The answer he got: "My Way". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639312-my-buddy-the-hacker-took-the-quiz-what-beatles-song-best-describes-your-life-the-answer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639312-my-buddy-the-hacker-took-the-quiz-what-beatles-song-best-describes-your-life-the-answer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:22+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639314-why-did-the-mortgage-broker-go-out-of-business-because-he-lost-interest/video/player 2024-12-28T21:51:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639314-why-did-the-mortgage-broker-go-out-of-business-because-he-lost-interest/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639314-why-did-the-mortgage-broker-go-out-of-business-because-he-lost-interest/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639314-why-did-the-mortgage-broker-go-out-of-business-because-he-lost-interest/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639314-why-did-the-mortgage-broker-go-out-of-business-because-he-lost-interest/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639316-i-hear-that-in-star-wars-viii-theyre-going-to-introduce-hans-perpetually-depressed/video/player 2025-08-22T14:02:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639316-i-hear-that-in-star-wars-viii-theyre-going-to-introduce-hans-perpetually-depressed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639316-i-hear-that-in-star-wars-viii-theyre-going-to-introduce-hans-perpetually-depressed/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:33+00:00 31 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639316-i-hear-that-in-star-wars-viii-theyre-going-to-introduce-hans-perpetually-depressed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639316-i-hear-that-in-star-wars-viii-theyre-going-to-introduce-hans-perpetually-depressed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:33+00:00 31 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639317-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-people-standing-in-the-arctic-circle-a-finnish-line/video/player 2026-01-31T15:58:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639317-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-people-standing-in-the-arctic-circle-a-finnish-line/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639317-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-people-standing-in-the-arctic-circle-a-finnish-line/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639317-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-people-standing-in-the-arctic-circle-a-finnish-line/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639317-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-people-standing-in-the-arctic-circle-a-finnish-line/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639318-did-you-hear-about-the-skeleton-who-didnt-go-to-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639318-did-you-hear-about-the-skeleton-who-didnt-go-to-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639318-did-you-hear-about-the-skeleton-who-didnt-go-to-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:38+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639318-did-you-hear-about-the-skeleton-who-didnt-go-to-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639318-did-you-hear-about-the-skeleton-who-didnt-go-to-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:38+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639320-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats brown and rhymes with "snoop"? Dr. Dre - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and rhymes with "snoop"? Dr. Dre - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639320-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639320-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats brown and rhymes with "snoop"? Dr. Dre - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and rhymes with "snoop"? Dr. Dre - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639320-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639320-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639321-i-came-into-this-subreddit-expecting-jokes-about-soap-i-am-mildly-disappointed/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639321-i-came-into-this-subreddit-expecting-jokes-about-soap-i-am-mildly-disappointed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639321-i-came-into-this-subreddit-expecting-jokes-about-soap-i-am-mildly-disappointed/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639321-i-came-into-this-subreddit-expecting-jokes-about-soap-i-am-mildly-disappointed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639321-i-came-into-this-subreddit-expecting-jokes-about-soap-i-am-mildly-disappointed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639324-what-game-do-you-play-with-a-wombat-wom/video/player 2024-10-24T02:06:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What game do you play with a wombat? Wom. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What game do you play with a wombat? Wom. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639324-what-game-do-you-play-with-a-wombat-wom/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639324-what-game-do-you-play-with-a-wombat-wom/video/player 2023-03-19T16:14:56+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What game do you play with a wombat? Wom. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What game do you play with a wombat? Wom. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639324-what-game-do-you-play-with-a-wombat-wom/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639324-what-game-do-you-play-with-a-wombat-wom/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:14:56+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639326-wash-the-alligator-clips-with-rubbing-alcohol-during-flu-season-protect-yourself-from/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639326-wash-the-alligator-clips-with-rubbing-alcohol-during-flu-season-protect-yourself-from/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639326-wash-the-alligator-clips-with-rubbing-alcohol-during-flu-season-protect-yourself-from/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:02+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639326-wash-the-alligator-clips-with-rubbing-alcohol-during-flu-season-protect-yourself-from/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639326-wash-the-alligator-clips-with-rubbing-alcohol-during-flu-season-protect-yourself-from/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:02+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639327-what-age-were-pigs-discovered-in-the-saus-age/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639327-what-age-were-pigs-discovered-in-the-saus-age/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639327-what-age-were-pigs-discovered-in-the-saus-age/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What age were pigs discovered in? The Saus Age. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639327-what-age-were-pigs-discovered-in-the-saus-age/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639327-what-age-were-pigs-discovered-in-the-saus-age/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639328-youve-got-to-really-be-careful-when-ingesting-shoes-cause-theyre-usually-laced/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639328-youve-got-to-really-be-careful-when-ingesting-shoes-cause-theyre-usually-laced/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639328-youve-got-to-really-be-careful-when-ingesting-shoes-cause-theyre-usually-laced/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639328-youve-got-to-really-be-careful-when-ingesting-shoes-cause-theyre-usually-laced/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639328-youve-got-to-really-be-careful-when-ingesting-shoes-cause-theyre-usually-laced/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639331-armadillo-the-world-needs-more-armed-dillos/video/player 2024-10-26T23:03:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639331-armadillo-the-world-needs-more-armed-dillos/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639331-armadillo-the-world-needs-more-armed-dillos/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:19+00:00 35 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639331-armadillo-the-world-needs-more-armed-dillos/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639331-armadillo-the-world-needs-more-armed-dillos/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:19+00:00 35 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639332-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-invented-a-knife-that-can-cut-four-loaves-of-bread-at-once/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the "Four Loaf Cleaver." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the "Four Loaf Cleaver." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639332-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-invented-a-knife-that-can-cut-four-loaves-of-bread-at-once/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639332-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-invented-a-knife-that-can-cut-four-loaves-of-bread-at-once/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:20+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the "Four Loaf Cleaver." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the "Four Loaf Cleaver." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639332-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-invented-a-knife-that-can-cut-four-loaves-of-bread-at-once/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639332-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-invented-a-knife-that-can-cut-four-loaves-of-bread-at-once/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:20+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639333-this-is-an-x-and-z-conversation-y-are-you-in-the-middle/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639333-this-is-an-x-and-z-conversation-y-are-you-in-the-middle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639333-this-is-an-x-and-z-conversation-y-are-you-in-the-middle/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:22+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639333-this-is-an-x-and-z-conversation-y-are-you-in-the-middle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639333-this-is-an-x-and-z-conversation-y-are-you-in-the-middle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:22+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639337-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-the-wall-dam/video/player 2026-02-22T08:51:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639337-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-the-wall-dam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639337-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-the-wall-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:28+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639337-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-the-wall-dam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639337-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-swam-into-the-wall-dam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:28+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639339-heart-attack-when-is-the-worst-possible-time-to-have-a-heart-attack-when-you-are/video/player 2024-09-18T16:02:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639339-heart-attack-when-is-the-worst-possible-time-to-have-a-heart-attack-when-you-are/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639339-heart-attack-when-is-the-worst-possible-time-to-have-a-heart-attack-when-you-are/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:40+00:00 55 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639339-heart-attack-when-is-the-worst-possible-time-to-have-a-heart-attack-when-you-are/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639339-heart-attack-when-is-the-worst-possible-time-to-have-a-heart-attack-when-you-are/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:40+00:00 55 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639340-the-hole-in-the-boat-so-two-guys-steal-a-boat-and-get-drunk-kane-of-them-goes-hey-there/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes "Hey, there is a hole in this boat". The other says "don't worry it's not ours". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes "Hey, there is a hole in this boat". The other says "don't worry it's not ours". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639340-the-hole-in-the-boat-so-two-guys-steal-a-boat-and-get-drunk-kane-of-them-goes-hey-there/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639340-the-hole-in-the-boat-so-two-guys-steal-a-boat-and-get-drunk-kane-of-them-goes-hey-there/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:42+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes "Hey, there is a hole in this boat". The other says "don't worry it's not ours". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. Kane of them goes "Hey, there is a hole in this boat". The other says "don't worry it's not ours". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639340-the-hole-in-the-boat-so-two-guys-steal-a-boat-and-get-drunk-kane-of-them-goes-hey-there/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639340-the-hole-in-the-boat-so-two-guys-steal-a-boat-and-get-drunk-kane-of-them-goes-hey-there/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:42+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639341-what-is-a-tunas-favorite-city-albacoreque/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639341-what-is-a-tunas-favorite-city-albacoreque/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639341-what-is-a-tunas-favorite-city-albacoreque/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639341-what-is-a-tunas-favorite-city-albacoreque/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639341-what-is-a-tunas-favorite-city-albacoreque/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639344-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639344-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639344-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:55+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639344-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639344-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:55+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639345-why-did-the-cop-wake-up-his-son-to-stop-a-kid-napping/video/player 2024-05-13T10:40:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639345-why-did-the-cop-wake-up-his-son-to-stop-a-kid-napping/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639345-why-did-the-cop-wake-up-his-son-to-stop-a-kid-napping/video/player 2023-03-19T16:15:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the cop wake up his son? To stop a kid napping. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639345-why-did-the-cop-wake-up-his-son-to-stop-a-kid-napping/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639345-why-did-the-cop-wake-up-his-son-to-stop-a-kid-napping/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:15:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639347-i-hate-people-who-talk-about-me-behind-my-back-they-discussed-me/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639347-i-hate-people-who-talk-about-me-behind-my-back-they-discussed-me/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639347-i-hate-people-who-talk-about-me-behind-my-back-they-discussed-me/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639347-i-hate-people-who-talk-about-me-behind-my-back-they-discussed-me/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639347-i-hate-people-who-talk-about-me-behind-my-back-they-discussed-me/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639349-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hotdog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639349-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hotdog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639349-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hotdog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639349-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hotdog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639349-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hotdog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639350-i-came-up-with-a-joke-about-my-old-cell-phone-nevermind-it-tends-to-get-terrible/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639350-i-came-up-with-a-joke-about-my-old-cell-phone-nevermind-it-tends-to-get-terrible/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639350-i-came-up-with-a-joke-about-my-old-cell-phone-nevermind-it-tends-to-get-terrible/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:11+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639350-i-came-up-with-a-joke-about-my-old-cell-phone-nevermind-it-tends-to-get-terrible/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639350-i-came-up-with-a-joke-about-my-old-cell-phone-nevermind-it-tends-to-get-terrible/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:11+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639352-what-did-music-tell-the-pancakes-b-flat/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did music tell the pancakes? B flat. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did music tell the pancakes? B flat. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639352-what-did-music-tell-the-pancakes-b-flat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639352-what-did-music-tell-the-pancakes-b-flat/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did music tell the pancakes? B flat. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did music tell the pancakes? B flat. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639352-what-did-music-tell-the-pancakes-b-flat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639352-what-did-music-tell-the-pancakes-b-flat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639354-whats-anakin-skywalkers-favorite-animal-well-it-was-cats-originally-but-then-he/video/player 2025-12-15T23:39:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639354-whats-anakin-skywalkers-favorite-animal-well-it-was-cats-originally-but-then-he/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639354-whats-anakin-skywalkers-favorite-animal-well-it-was-cats-originally-but-then-he/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:21+00:00 110 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal? Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639354-whats-anakin-skywalkers-favorite-animal-well-it-was-cats-originally-but-then-he/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639354-whats-anakin-skywalkers-favorite-animal-well-it-was-cats-originally-but-then-he/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:21+00:00 110 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639355-have-you-seen-the-movie-constipated-no-why-cause-it-hasnt-come-out-yet/video/player 2024-12-28T21:37:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639355-have-you-seen-the-movie-constipated-no-why-cause-it-hasnt-come-out-yet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639355-have-you-seen-the-movie-constipated-no-why-cause-it-hasnt-come-out-yet/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you seen the movie Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639355-have-you-seen-the-movie-constipated-no-why-cause-it-hasnt-come-out-yet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639355-have-you-seen-the-movie-constipated-no-why-cause-it-hasnt-come-out-yet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639356-why-did-the-people-not-like-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-there-was-no-atmosphere/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639356-why-did-the-people-not-like-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-there-was-no-atmosphere/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639356-why-did-the-people-not-like-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-there-was-no-atmosphere/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639356-why-did-the-people-not-like-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-there-was-no-atmosphere/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639356-why-did-the-people-not-like-the-restaurant-on-the-moon-there-was-no-atmosphere/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639359-why-did-the-grocery-delivery-guy-get-fired-he-drove-people-bananas/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639359-why-did-the-grocery-delivery-guy-get-fired-he-drove-people-bananas/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639359-why-did-the-grocery-delivery-guy-get-fired-he-drove-people-bananas/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639359-why-did-the-grocery-delivery-guy-get-fired-he-drove-people-bananas/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639359-why-did-the-grocery-delivery-guy-get-fired-he-drove-people-bananas/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639361-what-does-captain-kirk-wear-to-the-fitness-center-jim-shorts/video/player 2024-10-28T03:02:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639361-what-does-captain-kirk-wear-to-the-fitness-center-jim-shorts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639361-what-does-captain-kirk-wear-to-the-fitness-center-jim-shorts/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:42+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center? Jim shorts. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639361-what-does-captain-kirk-wear-to-the-fitness-center-jim-shorts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639361-what-does-captain-kirk-wear-to-the-fitness-center-jim-shorts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:42+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639362-what-does-a-thesaurus-eat-for-breakfast-a-synonym-roll/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639362-what-does-a-thesaurus-eat-for-breakfast-a-synonym-roll/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639362-what-does-a-thesaurus-eat-for-breakfast-a-synonym-roll/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639362-what-does-a-thesaurus-eat-for-breakfast-a-synonym-roll/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639362-what-does-a-thesaurus-eat-for-breakfast-a-synonym-roll/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639363-did-you-hear-about-the-lawyer-for-u2-he-was-pro-bono/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro Bono - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro Bono - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639363-did-you-hear-about-the-lawyer-for-u2-he-was-pro-bono/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639363-did-you-hear-about-the-lawyer-for-u2-he-was-pro-bono/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro Bono - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro Bono - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639363-did-you-hear-about-the-lawyer-for-u2-he-was-pro-bono/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639363-did-you-hear-about-the-lawyer-for-u2-he-was-pro-bono/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639364-what-do-you-call-an-old-fruit-picker-in-wisconsin-cherry-atric/video/player 2024-10-27T00:17:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an old fruit picker in Wisconsin? Cherry atric - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an old fruit picker in Wisconsin? Cherry atric - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639364-what-do-you-call-an-old-fruit-picker-in-wisconsin-cherry-atric/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639364-what-do-you-call-an-old-fruit-picker-in-wisconsin-cherry-atric/video/player 2023-03-19T16:16:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an old fruit picker in Wisconsin? Cherry atric - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an old fruit picker in Wisconsin? Cherry atric - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639364-what-do-you-call-an-old-fruit-picker-in-wisconsin-cherry-atric/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639364-what-do-you-call-an-old-fruit-picker-in-wisconsin-cherry-atric/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:16:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639365-i-heard-she-accidentally-spilled-her-chocolate-milkshake-on-her-white-poodle-knick-knack/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639365-i-heard-she-accidentally-spilled-her-chocolate-milkshake-on-her-white-poodle-knick-knack/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639365-i-heard-she-accidentally-spilled-her-chocolate-milkshake-on-her-white-poodle-knick-knack/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639365-i-heard-she-accidentally-spilled-her-chocolate-milkshake-on-her-white-poodle-knick-knack/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639365-i-heard-she-accidentally-spilled-her-chocolate-milkshake-on-her-white-poodle-knick-knack/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639367-mary-had-a-little-lamb-shes-not-a-vegan-anymore/video/player 2026-02-23T07:37:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639367-mary-had-a-little-lamb-shes-not-a-vegan-anymore/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639367-mary-had-a-little-lamb-shes-not-a-vegan-anymore/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:13+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Mary had a little lamb. She's not a vegan anymore. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639367-mary-had-a-little-lamb-shes-not-a-vegan-anymore/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639367-mary-had-a-little-lamb-shes-not-a-vegan-anymore/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:13+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639369-what-did-0-say-to-8-nice-belt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639369-what-did-0-say-to-8-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639369-what-did-0-say-to-8-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:14+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639369-what-did-0-say-to-8-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639369-what-did-0-say-to-8-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:14+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639370-an-idea-for-a-board-game-bonopoly-similar-to-monopoly-but-where-the-streets-have/video/player 2024-05-13T09:06:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639370-an-idea-for-a-board-game-bonopoly-similar-to-monopoly-but-where-the-streets-have/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639370-an-idea-for-a-board-game-bonopoly-similar-to-monopoly-but-where-the-streets-have/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:14+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639370-an-idea-for-a-board-game-bonopoly-similar-to-monopoly-but-where-the-streets-have/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639370-an-idea-for-a-board-game-bonopoly-similar-to-monopoly-but-where-the-streets-have/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:14+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639372-santa-keeps-his-suits-in-the-clauset/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Santa keeps his suits in the clauset. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Santa keeps his suits in the clauset. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639372-santa-keeps-his-suits-in-the-clauset/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639372-santa-keeps-his-suits-in-the-clauset/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Santa keeps his suits in the clauset. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Santa keeps his suits in the clauset. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639372-santa-keeps-his-suits-in-the-clauset/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639372-santa-keeps-his-suits-in-the-clauset/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639373-why-couldnt-the-woman-date-a-german-man-because-she-was-klaustrophobic/video/player 2024-03-21T03:11:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639373-why-couldnt-the-woman-date-a-german-man-because-she-was-klaustrophobic/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639373-why-couldnt-the-woman-date-a-german-man-because-she-was-klaustrophobic/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:27+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639373-why-couldnt-the-woman-date-a-german-man-because-she-was-klaustrophobic/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639373-why-couldnt-the-woman-date-a-german-man-because-she-was-klaustrophobic/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:27+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639374-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-con-okay-now-you-say-control/video/player 2024-10-28T04:22:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639374-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-con-okay-now-you-say-control/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639374-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-con-okay-now-you-say-control/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:31+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639374-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-con-okay-now-you-say-control/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639374-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-con-okay-now-you-say-control/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:31+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639376-how-did-the-townspeople-react-when-the-mayor-presented-them-with-a-cost-efficient-vegan/video/player 2024-10-28T04:12:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source? They chia'd. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source? They chia'd. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639376-how-did-the-townspeople-react-when-the-mayor-presented-them-with-a-cost-efficient-vegan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639376-how-did-the-townspeople-react-when-the-mayor-presented-them-with-a-cost-efficient-vegan/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source? They chia'd. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source? They chia'd. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639376-how-did-the-townspeople-react-when-the-mayor-presented-them-with-a-cost-efficient-vegan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639376-how-did-the-townspeople-react-when-the-mayor-presented-them-with-a-cost-efficient-vegan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639379-did-you-hear-that-hp-lovecraft-wrote-a-cookbook-its-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video/player 2026-01-31T18:53:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639379-did-you-hear-that-hp-lovecraft-wrote-a-cookbook-its-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639379-did-you-hear-that-hp-lovecraft-wrote-a-cookbook-its-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:41+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639379-did-you-hear-that-hp-lovecraft-wrote-a-cookbook-its-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639379-did-you-hear-that-hp-lovecraft-wrote-a-cookbook-its-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:41+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639381-why-should-you-leery-of-stairs-because-they-are-always-up-to-something/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639381-why-should-you-leery-of-stairs-because-they-are-always-up-to-something/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639381-why-should-you-leery-of-stairs-because-they-are-always-up-to-something/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you leery of stairs? Because they are always up to something. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639381-why-should-you-leery-of-stairs-because-they-are-always-up-to-something/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639381-why-should-you-leery-of-stairs-because-they-are-always-up-to-something/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639382-im-calculating-how-much-it-would-cost-to-install-lights-for-a-little-league-baseball/video/player 2025-01-08T20:00:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639382-im-calculating-how-much-it-would-cost-to-install-lights-for-a-little-league-baseball/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639382-im-calculating-how-much-it-would-cost-to-install-lights-for-a-little-league-baseball/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:51+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639382-im-calculating-how-much-it-would-cost-to-install-lights-for-a-little-league-baseball/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639382-im-calculating-how-much-it-would-cost-to-install-lights-for-a-little-league-baseball/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:51+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639384-what-is-the-horror-movie-quija-rated-quija-13/video/player 2024-10-28T06:18:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija 13 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija 13 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639384-what-is-the-horror-movie-quija-rated-quija-13/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639384-what-is-the-horror-movie-quija-rated-quija-13/video/player 2023-03-19T16:17:58+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija 13 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the horror movie Quija rated? Quija 13 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639384-what-is-the-horror-movie-quija-rated-quija-13/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639384-what-is-the-horror-movie-quija-rated-quija-13/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:17:58+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639387-so-a-guy-gave-his-friend-10-puns-hoping-that-one-of-them-would-make-him-laugh-sadly-no/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639387-so-a-guy-gave-his-friend-10-puns-hoping-that-one-of-them-would-make-him-laugh-sadly-no/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639387-so-a-guy-gave-his-friend-10-puns-hoping-that-one-of-them-would-make-him-laugh-sadly-no/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:05+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639387-so-a-guy-gave-his-friend-10-puns-hoping-that-one-of-them-would-make-him-laugh-sadly-no/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639387-so-a-guy-gave-his-friend-10-puns-hoping-that-one-of-them-would-make-him-laugh-sadly-no/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:05+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639389-what-was-the-allergic-2x4s-terrifying-hallucination-he-sawdust/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639389-what-was-the-allergic-2x4s-terrifying-hallucination-he-sawdust/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639389-what-was-the-allergic-2x4s-terrifying-hallucination-he-sawdust/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:11+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639389-what-was-the-allergic-2x4s-terrifying-hallucination-he-sawdust/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639389-what-was-the-allergic-2x4s-terrifying-hallucination-he-sawdust/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:11+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639390-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639390-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639390-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639390-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639390-whats-orange-and-sounds-like-a-parrot-a-carrot/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639391-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2024-07-21T09:55:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's brown and sticky? A stick. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and sticky? A stick. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639391-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639391-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's brown and sticky? A stick. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's brown and sticky? A stick. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639391-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639391-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639393-what-do-you-call-a-chef-whos-stingy-with-herbs-parsleymonious/video/player 2024-11-14T02:43:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639393-what-do-you-call-a-chef-whos-stingy-with-herbs-parsleymonious/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639393-what-do-you-call-a-chef-whos-stingy-with-herbs-parsleymonious/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639393-what-do-you-call-a-chef-whos-stingy-with-herbs-parsleymonious/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639393-what-do-you-call-a-chef-whos-stingy-with-herbs-parsleymonious/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639395-a-classic-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639395-a-classic-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639395-a-classic-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:31+00:00 29 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A classic: what do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639395-a-classic-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639395-a-classic-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:31+00:00 29 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639396-which-us-state-is-the-friendliest-towards-the-japanese-ohio/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639396-which-us-state-is-the-friendliest-towards-the-japanese-ohio/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639396-which-us-state-is-the-friendliest-towards-the-japanese-ohio/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639396-which-us-state-is-the-friendliest-towards-the-japanese-ohio/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639396-which-us-state-is-the-friendliest-towards-the-japanese-ohio/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639397-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta-d/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! :D - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! :D - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639397-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta-d/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639397-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta-d/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! :D - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! :D - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639397-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta-d/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639397-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta-d/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639401-how-much-does-a-pirate-earing-cost-a-buccaneer/video/player 2026-02-21T06:40:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639401-how-much-does-a-pirate-earing-cost-a-buccaneer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639401-how-much-does-a-pirate-earing-cost-a-buccaneer/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639401-how-much-does-a-pirate-earing-cost-a-buccaneer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639401-how-much-does-a-pirate-earing-cost-a-buccaneer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639402-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-with-a-vest-an-investigator/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639402-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-with-a-vest-an-investigator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639402-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-with-a-vest-an-investigator/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an alligator with a vest? An Investigator! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639402-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-with-a-vest-an-investigator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639402-what-do-you-call-an-alligator-with-a-vest-an-investigator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639405-seven-days-without-a-joke-makes-one-weak/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Seven days without a joke makes one weak. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Seven days without a joke makes one weak. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639405-seven-days-without-a-joke-makes-one-weak/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639405-seven-days-without-a-joke-makes-one-weak/video/player 2023-03-19T16:18:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Seven days without a joke makes one weak. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Seven days without a joke makes one weak. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639405-seven-days-without-a-joke-makes-one-weak/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639405-seven-days-without-a-joke-makes-one-weak/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:18:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639406-im-a-social-person-im-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video/player 2024-09-18T16:13:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639406-im-a-social-person-im-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639406-im-a-social-person-im-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:02+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639406-im-a-social-person-im-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639406-im-a-social-person-im-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:02+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639407-my-grandpa-started-walking-five-miles-a-day-when-he-was-60-now-hes-97-years-old-and/video/player 2024-11-15T17:01:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639407-my-grandpa-started-walking-five-miles-a-day-when-he-was-60-now-hes-97-years-old-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639407-my-grandpa-started-walking-five-miles-a-day-when-he-was-60-now-hes-97-years-old-and/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:06+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639407-my-grandpa-started-walking-five-miles-a-day-when-he-was-60-now-hes-97-years-old-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639407-my-grandpa-started-walking-five-miles-a-day-when-he-was-60-now-hes-97-years-old-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:06+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639409-why-did-the-country-bear-jamboree-bear-blush-because-he-was-a-bear-a-singing-i/video/player 2024-10-24T06:13:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639409-why-did-the-country-bear-jamboree-bear-blush-because-he-was-a-bear-a-singing-i/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639409-why-did-the-country-bear-jamboree-bear-blush-because-he-was-a-bear-a-singing-i/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:12+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639409-why-did-the-country-bear-jamboree-bear-blush-because-he-was-a-bear-a-singing-i/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639409-why-did-the-country-bear-jamboree-bear-blush-because-he-was-a-bear-a-singing-i/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:12+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639411-where-do-toilets-live-porcel-lane/video/player 2024-10-28T05:09:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639411-where-do-toilets-live-porcel-lane/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639411-where-do-toilets-live-porcel-lane/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639411-where-do-toilets-live-porcel-lane/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639411-where-do-toilets-live-porcel-lane/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639412-whats-a-martinis-favorite-garnish-olive-em/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639412-whats-a-martinis-favorite-garnish-olive-em/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639412-whats-a-martinis-favorite-garnish-olive-em/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639412-whats-a-martinis-favorite-garnish-olive-em/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639412-whats-a-martinis-favorite-garnish-olive-em/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639413-whats-the-difference-between-a-bag-of-chips-and-a-duck-with-the-flu-ones-a-quick/video/player 2024-11-11T01:50:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639413-whats-the-difference-between-a-bag-of-chips-and-a-duck-with-the-flu-ones-a-quick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639413-whats-the-difference-between-a-bag-of-chips-and-a-duck-with-the-flu-ones-a-quick/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:27+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639413-whats-the-difference-between-a-bag-of-chips-and-a-duck-with-the-flu-ones-a-quick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639413-whats-the-difference-between-a-bag-of-chips-and-a-duck-with-the-flu-ones-a-quick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:27+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639414-why-did-the-chess-master-order-a-russian-bride-he-needed-a-chech-mate/video/player 2024-05-13T10:25:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639414-why-did-the-chess-master-order-a-russian-bride-he-needed-a-chech-mate/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639414-why-did-the-chess-master-order-a-russian-bride-he-needed-a-chech-mate/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:30+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chess master order a Russian bride? He needed a Chech mate! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639414-why-did-the-chess-master-order-a-russian-bride-he-needed-a-chech-mate/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639414-why-did-the-chess-master-order-a-russian-bride-he-needed-a-chech-mate/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:30+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639416-what-do-you-call-someone-who-really-loves-breakfast-a-cereal-killer/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639416-what-do-you-call-someone-who-really-loves-breakfast-a-cereal-killer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639416-what-do-you-call-someone-who-really-loves-breakfast-a-cereal-killer/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639416-what-do-you-call-someone-who-really-loves-breakfast-a-cereal-killer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639416-what-do-you-call-someone-who-really-loves-breakfast-a-cereal-killer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639418-why-didnt-the-cargo-ship-want-to-leave-the-bay-because-it-was-a-freight/video/player 2026-01-31T15:59:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639418-why-didnt-the-cargo-ship-want-to-leave-the-bay-because-it-was-a-freight/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639418-why-didnt-the-cargo-ship-want-to-leave-the-bay-because-it-was-a-freight/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639418-why-didnt-the-cargo-ship-want-to-leave-the-bay-because-it-was-a-freight/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639418-why-didnt-the-cargo-ship-want-to-leave-the-bay-because-it-was-a-freight/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639419-what-did-captain-ahab-say-when-he-harpooned-a-whales-tail-fin-on-the-first-try-well/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? "Well that was a fluke." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? "Well that was a fluke." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639419-what-did-captain-ahab-say-when-he-harpooned-a-whales-tail-fin-on-the-first-try-well/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639419-what-did-captain-ahab-say-when-he-harpooned-a-whales-tail-fin-on-the-first-try-well/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:42+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? "Well that was a fluke." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Captain Ahab say when he harpooned a whale's tail fin on the first try? "Well that was a fluke." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639419-what-did-captain-ahab-say-when-he-harpooned-a-whales-tail-fin-on-the-first-try-well/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639419-what-did-captain-ahab-say-when-he-harpooned-a-whales-tail-fin-on-the-first-try-well/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:42+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639421-what-do-you-call-someone-that-steals-shoes-a-sneaker/video/player 2026-02-23T03:34:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639421-what-do-you-call-someone-that-steals-shoes-a-sneaker/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639421-what-do-you-call-someone-that-steals-shoes-a-sneaker/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639421-what-do-you-call-someone-that-steals-shoes-a-sneaker/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639421-what-do-you-call-someone-that-steals-shoes-a-sneaker/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639423-what-song-can-never-be-played-on-throwback-thursday-friday-by-rebecca-black/video/player 2024-11-15T19:38:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639423-what-song-can-never-be-played-on-throwback-thursday-friday-by-rebecca-black/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639423-what-song-can-never-be-played-on-throwback-thursday-friday-by-rebecca-black/video/player 2023-03-19T16:19:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639423-what-song-can-never-be-played-on-throwback-thursday-friday-by-rebecca-black/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639423-what-song-can-never-be-played-on-throwback-thursday-friday-by-rebecca-black/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:19:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639424-what-did-the-neutrino-say-to-the-planet-just-passing-through/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639424-what-did-the-neutrino-say-to-the-planet-just-passing-through/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639424-what-did-the-neutrino-say-to-the-planet-just-passing-through/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639424-what-did-the-neutrino-say-to-the-planet-just-passing-through/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639424-what-did-the-neutrino-say-to-the-planet-just-passing-through/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639425-what-do-you-do-with-epileptic-lettuce-you-make-a-seizure-salad/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639425-what-do-you-do-with-epileptic-lettuce-you-make-a-seizure-salad/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639425-what-do-you-do-with-epileptic-lettuce-you-make-a-seizure-salad/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639425-what-do-you-do-with-epileptic-lettuce-you-make-a-seizure-salad/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639425-what-do-you-do-with-epileptic-lettuce-you-make-a-seizure-salad/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639426-did-you-hear-theyre-republishing-that-simple-mathematics-study-guide-its-the-revised/video/player 2026-02-21T05:32:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639426-did-you-hear-theyre-republishing-that-simple-mathematics-study-guide-its-the-revised/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639426-did-you-hear-theyre-republishing-that-simple-mathematics-study-guide-its-the-revised/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639426-did-you-hear-theyre-republishing-that-simple-mathematics-study-guide-its-the-revised/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639426-did-you-hear-theyre-republishing-that-simple-mathematics-study-guide-its-the-revised/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639427-do-you-have-a-hole-in-your-sock-no-looks-at-sock-howd-you-get-your-foot-in/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Do you have a hole in your sock? "No ..." *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you have a hole in your sock? "No ..." *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639427-do-you-have-a-hole-in-your-sock-no-looks-at-sock-howd-you-get-your-foot-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639427-do-you-have-a-hole-in-your-sock-no-looks-at-sock-howd-you-get-your-foot-in/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Do you have a hole in your sock? "No ..." *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you have a hole in your sock? "No ..." *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639427-do-you-have-a-hole-in-your-sock-no-looks-at-sock-howd-you-get-your-foot-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639427-do-you-have-a-hole-in-your-sock-no-looks-at-sock-howd-you-get-your-foot-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639428-what-does-a-baker-wear-on-his-feet-loafers/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639428-what-does-a-baker-wear-on-his-feet-loafers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639428-what-does-a-baker-wear-on-his-feet-loafers/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a baker wear on his feet? Loafers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639428-what-does-a-baker-wear-on-his-feet-loafers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639428-what-does-a-baker-wear-on-his-feet-loafers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639429-what-cars-do-cows-drive-cattleacs/video/player 2026-05-05T00:06:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639429-what-cars-do-cows-drive-cattleacs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639429-what-cars-do-cows-drive-cattleacs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:26+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What cars do cows drive? Cattleacs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639429-what-cars-do-cows-drive-cattleacs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639429-what-cars-do-cows-drive-cattleacs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:26+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639431-i-was-at-redbox-but-i-didnt-know-what-to-watch-i-consulted-my-groceries-and-my-pizza/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, "Keep Frozen." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, "Keep Frozen." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639431-i-was-at-redbox-but-i-didnt-know-what-to-watch-i-consulted-my-groceries-and-my-pizza/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639431-i-was-at-redbox-but-i-didnt-know-what-to-watch-i-consulted-my-groceries-and-my-pizza/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, "Keep Frozen." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, "Keep Frozen." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639431-i-was-at-redbox-but-i-didnt-know-what-to-watch-i-consulted-my-groceries-and-my-pizza/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639431-i-was-at-redbox-but-i-didnt-know-what-to-watch-i-consulted-my-groceries-and-my-pizza/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639433-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-spider-bacon-and-scrambled-leggs/video/player 2024-10-27T01:12:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639433-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-spider-bacon-and-scrambled-leggs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639433-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-spider-bacon-and-scrambled-leggs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:37+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639433-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-spider-bacon-and-scrambled-leggs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639433-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-pig-and-a-spider-bacon-and-scrambled-leggs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:37+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639436-why-dont-robots-have-any-brothers-anymore-because-they-have-trans-sisters/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans sisters. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans sisters. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639436-why-dont-robots-have-any-brothers-anymore-because-they-have-trans-sisters/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639436-why-dont-robots-have-any-brothers-anymore-because-they-have-trans-sisters/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:43+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans sisters. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans sisters. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639436-why-dont-robots-have-any-brothers-anymore-because-they-have-trans-sisters/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639436-why-dont-robots-have-any-brothers-anymore-because-they-have-trans-sisters/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:43+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639439-why-didnt-the-fisherman-go-to-florida-to-fish-for-long-jawed-fish-with-rows-of-razor-like/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639439-why-didnt-the-fisherman-go-to-florida-to-fish-for-long-jawed-fish-with-rows-of-razor-like/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639439-why-didnt-the-fisherman-go-to-florida-to-fish-for-long-jawed-fish-with-rows-of-razor-like/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:53+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639439-why-didnt-the-fisherman-go-to-florida-to-fish-for-long-jawed-fish-with-rows-of-razor-like/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639439-why-didnt-the-fisherman-go-to-florida-to-fish-for-long-jawed-fish-with-rows-of-razor-like/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:53+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639440-whats-blue-and-smells-like-red-paint-blue-paint/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639440-whats-blue-and-smells-like-red-paint-blue-paint/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639440-whats-blue-and-smells-like-red-paint-blue-paint/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639440-whats-blue-and-smells-like-red-paint-blue-paint/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639440-whats-blue-and-smells-like-red-paint-blue-paint/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639442-darth-vader-told-me-he-knows-what-im-getting-for-christmas-he-said-he-felt-my-presents/video/player 2024-03-21T03:12:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639442-darth-vader-told-me-he-knows-what-im-getting-for-christmas-he-said-he-felt-my-presents/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639442-darth-vader-told-me-he-knows-what-im-getting-for-christmas-he-said-he-felt-my-presents/video/player 2023-03-19T16:20:57+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639442-darth-vader-told-me-he-knows-what-im-getting-for-christmas-he-said-he-felt-my-presents/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639442-darth-vader-told-me-he-knows-what-im-getting-for-christmas-he-said-he-felt-my-presents/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:20:57+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639444-why-did-the-hippie-drown-he-was-too-far-out/video/player 2026-02-06T23:39:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639444-why-did-the-hippie-drown-he-was-too-far-out/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639444-why-did-the-hippie-drown-he-was-too-far-out/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:01+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639444-why-did-the-hippie-drown-he-was-too-far-out/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639444-why-did-the-hippie-drown-he-was-too-far-out/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:01+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639446-whats-the-difference-between-a-jew-and-a-pizza-the-pizza-can-have-ham-and-cheese/video/player 2026-06-19T13:56:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639446-whats-the-difference-between-a-jew-and-a-pizza-the-pizza-can-have-ham-and-cheese/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639446-whats-the-difference-between-a-jew-and-a-pizza-the-pizza-can-have-ham-and-cheese/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza can have ham and cheese together. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639446-whats-the-difference-between-a-jew-and-a-pizza-the-pizza-can-have-ham-and-cheese/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639446-whats-the-difference-between-a-jew-and-a-pizza-the-pizza-can-have-ham-and-cheese/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639447-define-will-isnt-it-obvious-its-a-dead-giveaway/video/player 2026-02-21T05:03:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Define "Will" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Define "Will" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639447-define-will-isnt-it-obvious-its-a-dead-giveaway/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639447-define-will-isnt-it-obvious-its-a-dead-giveaway/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:08+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Define "Will" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Define "Will" Isn't it obvious? It's a dead giveaway! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639447-define-will-isnt-it-obvious-its-a-dead-giveaway/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639447-define-will-isnt-it-obvious-its-a-dead-giveaway/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:08+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639449-theres-a-wreath-hanging-on-my-door-with-hundred-dollar-bills-attached-i-call-it-an/video/player 2024-05-13T14:15:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c: - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c: - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639449-theres-a-wreath-hanging-on-my-door-with-hundred-dollar-bills-attached-i-call-it-an/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639449-theres-a-wreath-hanging-on-my-door-with-hundred-dollar-bills-attached-i-call-it-an/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:15+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c: - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's a wreath hanging on my door with hundred dollar bills attached. I call it an Aretha Franklin. c: - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639449-theres-a-wreath-hanging-on-my-door-with-hundred-dollar-bills-attached-i-call-it-an/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639449-theres-a-wreath-hanging-on-my-door-with-hundred-dollar-bills-attached-i-call-it-an/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:15+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639451-how-many-roads-must-a-man-walk-42/video/player 2026-05-06T18:36:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many roads must a man walk? 42. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many roads must a man walk? 42. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639451-how-many-roads-must-a-man-walk-42/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639451-how-many-roads-must-a-man-walk-42/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many roads must a man walk? 42. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many roads must a man walk? 42. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639451-how-many-roads-must-a-man-walk-42/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639451-how-many-roads-must-a-man-walk-42/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639452-what-is-a-spectres-favorite-theme-park-attraction-the-roller-ghoster/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639452-what-is-a-spectres-favorite-theme-park-attraction-the-roller-ghoster/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639452-what-is-a-spectres-favorite-theme-park-attraction-the-roller-ghoster/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:22+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639452-what-is-a-spectres-favorite-theme-park-attraction-the-roller-ghoster/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639452-what-is-a-spectres-favorite-theme-park-attraction-the-roller-ghoster/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:22+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639454-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapeno-business/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639454-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapeno-business/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639454-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapeno-business/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639454-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapeno-business/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639454-what-does-a-nosey-pepper-do-gets-jalapeno-business/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639455-did-you-know-that-in-high-school-robert-e-lee-was-voted-most-likely-to-secede/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted "most likely to secede?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted "most likely to secede?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639455-did-you-know-that-in-high-school-robert-e-lee-was-voted-most-likely-to-secede/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639455-did-you-know-that-in-high-school-robert-e-lee-was-voted-most-likely-to-secede/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:36+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted "most likely to secede?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted "most likely to secede?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639455-did-you-know-that-in-high-school-robert-e-lee-was-voted-most-likely-to-secede/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639455-did-you-know-that-in-high-school-robert-e-lee-was-voted-most-likely-to-secede/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:36+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639456-did-you-hear-the-offspring-song-about-how-to-store-mummies-you-gotta-keep-em/video/player 2024-11-17T18:06:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? "You gotta keep 'em desiccated" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? "You gotta keep 'em desiccated" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639456-did-you-hear-the-offspring-song-about-how-to-store-mummies-you-gotta-keep-em/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639456-did-you-hear-the-offspring-song-about-how-to-store-mummies-you-gotta-keep-em/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:37+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? "You gotta keep 'em desiccated" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the Offspring song about how to store mummies? "You gotta keep 'em desiccated" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639456-did-you-hear-the-offspring-song-about-how-to-store-mummies-you-gotta-keep-em/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639456-did-you-hear-the-offspring-song-about-how-to-store-mummies-you-gotta-keep-em/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:37+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639458-why-were-the-treefrogs-stories-always-so-attention-grabbing-because-he-was-absolutely/video/player 2026-02-21T08:32:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639458-why-were-the-treefrogs-stories-always-so-attention-grabbing-because-he-was-absolutely/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639458-why-were-the-treefrogs-stories-always-so-attention-grabbing-because-he-was-absolutely/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639458-why-were-the-treefrogs-stories-always-so-attention-grabbing-because-he-was-absolutely/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639458-why-were-the-treefrogs-stories-always-so-attention-grabbing-because-he-was-absolutely/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639459-this-is-2-girls-with-1-cup-aka-friends-at-a-cafe/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 This is 2 girls with 1 cup. [A.K.A. Friends At (a) Cafe Bar](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/friends at cafe bar high res stock photography/156534295) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This is 2 girls with 1 cup. [A.K.A. Friends At (a) Cafe Bar](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/friends at cafe bar high res stock photography/156534295) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639459-this-is-2-girls-with-1-cup-aka-friends-at-a-cafe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639459-this-is-2-girls-with-1-cup-aka-friends-at-a-cafe/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This is 2 girls with 1 cup. [A.K.A. Friends At (a) Cafe Bar](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/friends at cafe bar high res stock photography/156534295) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This is 2 girls with 1 cup. [A.K.A. Friends At (a) Cafe Bar](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/friends at cafe bar high res stock photography/156534295) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639459-this-is-2-girls-with-1-cup-aka-friends-at-a-cafe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639459-this-is-2-girls-with-1-cup-aka-friends-at-a-cafe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639460-what-do-you-call-a-slice-of-bread-from-another-country-an-immigraint/video/player 2026-01-31T16:19:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639460-what-do-you-call-a-slice-of-bread-from-another-country-an-immigraint/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639460-what-do-you-call-a-slice-of-bread-from-another-country-an-immigraint/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a slice of bread from another country? An immigraint. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639460-what-do-you-call-a-slice-of-bread-from-another-country-an-immigraint/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639460-what-do-you-call-a-slice-of-bread-from-another-country-an-immigraint/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639463-you-know-what-they-say-about-men-that-have-big-feet-they-wear-big-shoes-come-on/video/player 2024-12-22T18:37:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639463-you-know-what-they-say-about-men-that-have-big-feet-they-wear-big-shoes-come-on/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639463-you-know-what-they-say-about-men-that-have-big-feet-they-wear-big-shoes-come-on/video/player 2023-03-19T16:21:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639463-you-know-what-they-say-about-men-that-have-big-feet-they-wear-big-shoes-come-on/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639463-you-know-what-they-say-about-men-that-have-big-feet-they-wear-big-shoes-come-on/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:21:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639464-how-many-golfers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-four/video/player 2024-11-17T17:00:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639464-how-many-golfers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-four/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639464-how-many-golfers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-four/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:06+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FOUR! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639464-how-many-golfers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-four/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639464-how-many-golfers-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-four/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:06+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639465-what-did-the-famous-musician-say-the-moment-he-was-born-ill-be-bach/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639465-what-did-the-famous-musician-say-the-moment-he-was-born-ill-be-bach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639465-what-did-the-famous-musician-say-the-moment-he-was-born-ill-be-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639465-what-did-the-famous-musician-say-the-moment-he-was-born-ill-be-bach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639465-what-did-the-famous-musician-say-the-moment-he-was-born-ill-be-bach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639466-q-what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-a-no-eye-deer-no-idea-q-what-do-you-call-a/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639466-q-what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-a-no-eye-deer-no-idea-q-what-do-you-call-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639466-q-what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-a-no-eye-deer-no-idea-q-what-do-you-call-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer (No idea) Q: What do you call a quadriplegic deer with no eyes? A: Still, no eye deer. (Still no idea) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639466-q-what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-a-no-eye-deer-no-idea-q-what-do-you-call-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639466-q-what-do-you-call-a-deer-with-no-eyes-a-no-eye-deer-no-idea-q-what-do-you-call-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639468-what-did-the-pebble-say-to-the-rock-i-wish-i-was-a-little-boulder/video/player 2026-01-31T18:39:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639468-what-did-the-pebble-say-to-the-rock-i-wish-i-was-a-little-boulder/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639468-what-did-the-pebble-say-to-the-rock-i-wish-i-was-a-little-boulder/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639468-what-did-the-pebble-say-to-the-rock-i-wish-i-was-a-little-boulder/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639468-what-did-the-pebble-say-to-the-rock-i-wish-i-was-a-little-boulder/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639470-what-goes-up-and-down-but-does-not-move-stairs/video/player 2026-02-09T15:47:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639470-what-goes-up-and-down-but-does-not-move-stairs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639470-what-goes-up-and-down-but-does-not-move-stairs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:30+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639470-what-goes-up-and-down-but-does-not-move-stairs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639470-what-goes-up-and-down-but-does-not-move-stairs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:30+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639472-in-what-town-lives-the-mathematician-who-can-only-multiply-by-two-dublin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639472-in-what-town-lives-the-mathematician-who-can-only-multiply-by-two-dublin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639472-in-what-town-lives-the-mathematician-who-can-only-multiply-by-two-dublin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! In what town lives the mathematician who can only multiply by two? Dublin. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639472-in-what-town-lives-the-mathematician-who-can-only-multiply-by-two-dublin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639472-in-what-town-lives-the-mathematician-who-can-only-multiply-by-two-dublin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639473-what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-left-for-college-bison/video/player 2025-02-13T15:50:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639473-what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-left-for-college-bison/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639473-what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-left-for-college-bison/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639473-what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-left-for-college-bison/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639473-what-did-the-buffalo-say-to-his-son-when-he-left-for-college-bison/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639475-why-do-jamaican-chickens-make-fun-of-all-the-other-chickens-because-theyre-jerks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639475-why-do-jamaican-chickens-make-fun-of-all-the-other-chickens-because-theyre-jerks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639475-why-do-jamaican-chickens-make-fun-of-all-the-other-chickens-because-theyre-jerks/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:39+00:00 40 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639475-why-do-jamaican-chickens-make-fun-of-all-the-other-chickens-because-theyre-jerks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639475-why-do-jamaican-chickens-make-fun-of-all-the-other-chickens-because-theyre-jerks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:39+00:00 40 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639477-did-yall-hear-the-one-about-the-professional-jump-roper-never-mind-skip-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump roper? Never mind. *Skip it*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump roper? Never mind. *Skip it*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639477-did-yall-hear-the-one-about-the-professional-jump-roper-never-mind-skip-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639477-did-yall-hear-the-one-about-the-professional-jump-roper-never-mind-skip-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump roper? Never mind. *Skip it*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did y'all hear the one about the professional jump roper? Never mind. *Skip it*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639477-did-yall-hear-the-one-about-the-professional-jump-roper-never-mind-skip-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639477-did-yall-hear-the-one-about-the-professional-jump-roper-never-mind-skip-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639478-the-victims-body-was-found-in-the-kitchen-surrounded-by-eight-empty-boxes-of/video/player 2024-05-13T14:16:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639478-the-victims-body-was-found-in-the-kitchen-surrounded-by-eight-empty-boxes-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639478-the-victims-body-was-found-in-the-kitchen-surrounded-by-eight-empty-boxes-of/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639478-the-victims-body-was-found-in-the-kitchen-surrounded-by-eight-empty-boxes-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639478-the-victims-body-was-found-in-the-kitchen-surrounded-by-eight-empty-boxes-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639479-stay-strong-i-said-to-my-wi-fi-signal/video/player 2026-05-04T23:32:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 "Stay strong!" I said to my wi fi signal. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "Stay strong!" I said to my wi fi signal. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639479-stay-strong-i-said-to-my-wi-fi-signal/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639479-stay-strong-i-said-to-my-wi-fi-signal/video/player 2023-03-19T16:22:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg "Stay strong!" I said to my wi fi signal. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "Stay strong!" I said to my wi fi signal. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639479-stay-strong-i-said-to-my-wi-fi-signal/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639479-stay-strong-i-said-to-my-wi-fi-signal/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:22:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639480-pick-up-line-for-a-shakespeare-lover-how-now-brown-chicken-brown-cow/video/player 2026-02-23T09:16:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Pick up line for a Shakespeare lover. How now brown chicken brown cow? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Pick up line for a Shakespeare lover. How now brown chicken brown cow? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639480-pick-up-line-for-a-shakespeare-lover-how-now-brown-chicken-brown-cow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639480-pick-up-line-for-a-shakespeare-lover-how-now-brown-chicken-brown-cow/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:01+00:00 23 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Pick up line for a Shakespeare lover. How now brown chicken brown cow? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Pick up line for a Shakespeare lover. How now brown chicken brown cow? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639480-pick-up-line-for-a-shakespeare-lover-how-now-brown-chicken-brown-cow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639480-pick-up-line-for-a-shakespeare-lover-how-now-brown-chicken-brown-cow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:01+00:00 23 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639482-when-do-you-know-you-are-getting-a-good-deal-on-a-boat-when-theres-a-sail-on-it/video/player 2025-07-19T00:26:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639482-when-do-you-know-you-are-getting-a-good-deal-on-a-boat-when-theres-a-sail-on-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639482-when-do-you-know-you-are-getting-a-good-deal-on-a-boat-when-theres-a-sail-on-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:11+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? When there's a sail on it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639482-when-do-you-know-you-are-getting-a-good-deal-on-a-boat-when-theres-a-sail-on-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639482-when-do-you-know-you-are-getting-a-good-deal-on-a-boat-when-theres-a-sail-on-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:11+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639484-why-did-the-snail-draw-an-s-on-the-side-of-his-car-so-that-when-he-drove-by-people/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639484-why-did-the-snail-draw-an-s-on-the-side-of-his-car-so-that-when-he-drove-by-people/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639484-why-did-the-snail-draw-an-s-on-the-side-of-his-car-so-that-when-he-drove-by-people/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car? So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639484-why-did-the-snail-draw-an-s-on-the-side-of-his-car-so-that-when-he-drove-by-people/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639484-why-did-the-snail-draw-an-s-on-the-side-of-his-car-so-that-when-he-drove-by-people/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639485-what-happens-if-socialism-comes-to-the-sahara-old-soviet-era-joke-told-in-russia-what/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639485-what-happens-if-socialism-comes-to-the-sahara-old-soviet-era-joke-told-in-russia-what/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639485-what-happens-if-socialism-comes-to-the-sahara-old-soviet-era-joke-told-in-russia-what/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639485-what-happens-if-socialism-comes-to-the-sahara-old-soviet-era-joke-told-in-russia-what/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639485-what-happens-if-socialism-comes-to-the-sahara-old-soviet-era-joke-told-in-russia-what/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639487-how-do-sailors-finish-a-corny-joke-on-a-boat-ba-dum-ship/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639487-how-do-sailors-finish-a-corny-joke-on-a-boat-ba-dum-ship/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639487-how-do-sailors-finish-a-corny-joke-on-a-boat-ba-dum-ship/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639487-how-do-sailors-finish-a-corny-joke-on-a-boat-ba-dum-ship/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639487-how-do-sailors-finish-a-corny-joke-on-a-boat-ba-dum-ship/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639488-whats-the-best-part-of-a-bakers-body-their-buns/video/player 2024-05-13T09:48:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639488-whats-the-best-part-of-a-bakers-body-their-buns/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639488-whats-the-best-part-of-a-bakers-body-their-buns/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best part of a baker's body? Their buns. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639488-whats-the-best-part-of-a-bakers-body-their-buns/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639488-whats-the-best-part-of-a-bakers-body-their-buns/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639489-what-do-you-call-coffee-made-from-coal-tarbucks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639489-what-do-you-call-coffee-made-from-coal-tarbucks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639489-what-do-you-call-coffee-made-from-coal-tarbucks/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639489-what-do-you-call-coffee-made-from-coal-tarbucks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639489-what-do-you-call-coffee-made-from-coal-tarbucks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639492-what-did-the-three-holes-in-the-ground-say-well-well-well-my-grandpas-favorite-joke/video/player 2024-11-09T08:15:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639492-what-did-the-three-holes-in-the-ground-say-well-well-well-my-grandpas-favorite-joke/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639492-what-did-the-three-holes-in-the-ground-say-well-well-well-my-grandpas-favorite-joke/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639492-what-did-the-three-holes-in-the-ground-say-well-well-well-my-grandpas-favorite-joke/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639492-what-did-the-three-holes-in-the-ground-say-well-well-well-my-grandpas-favorite-joke/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639495-when-you-ask-a-girl-wanna-go-to-the-gym-with-me-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvrqegai6d/video/player 2024-10-28T03:57:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d MM - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d MM - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639495-when-you-ask-a-girl-wanna-go-to-the-gym-with-me-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvrqegai6d/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639495-when-you-ask-a-girl-wanna-go-to-the-gym-with-me-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvrqegai6d/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:46+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d MM - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d MM - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639495-when-you-ask-a-girl-wanna-go-to-the-gym-with-me-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvrqegai6d/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639495-when-you-ask-a-girl-wanna-go-to-the-gym-with-me-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvrqegai6d/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:46+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639496-i-once-ate-a-watch-it-was-time-consuming-i-didnt-go-back-for-seconds/video/player 2024-12-08T04:01:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639496-i-once-ate-a-watch-it-was-time-consuming-i-didnt-go-back-for-seconds/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639496-i-once-ate-a-watch-it-was-time-consuming-i-didnt-go-back-for-seconds/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639496-i-once-ate-a-watch-it-was-time-consuming-i-didnt-go-back-for-seconds/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639496-i-once-ate-a-watch-it-was-time-consuming-i-didnt-go-back-for-seconds/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639497-why-do-zombies-always-kill-at-comedy-clubs-because-their-jokes-are-told-post-humorously/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post humorously! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post humorously! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639497-why-do-zombies-always-kill-at-comedy-clubs-because-their-jokes-are-told-post-humorously/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639497-why-do-zombies-always-kill-at-comedy-clubs-because-their-jokes-are-told-post-humorously/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post humorously! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do zombies always kill at comedy clubs? Because their jokes are told post humorously! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639497-why-do-zombies-always-kill-at-comedy-clubs-because-their-jokes-are-told-post-humorously/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639497-why-do-zombies-always-kill-at-comedy-clubs-because-their-jokes-are-told-post-humorously/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-crocodile-with-a-cartridge-a-snapshot/video/player 2024-11-15T18:46:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-crocodile-with-a-cartridge-a-snapshot/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-crocodile-with-a-cartridge-a-snapshot/video/player 2023-03-19T16:23:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-crocodile-with-a-cartridge-a-snapshot/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639498-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-crocodile-with-a-cartridge-a-snapshot/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:23:56+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639500-where-do-you-learn-to-make-ice-cream-sundae-school/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639500-where-do-you-learn-to-make-ice-cream-sundae-school/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639500-where-do-you-learn-to-make-ice-cream-sundae-school/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:05+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639500-where-do-you-learn-to-make-ice-cream-sundae-school/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639500-where-do-you-learn-to-make-ice-cream-sundae-school/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:05+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639501-what-is-a-rockets-favorite-meal-launch-another-one-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639501-what-is-a-rockets-favorite-meal-launch-another-one-from-my-9-year-old/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639501-what-is-a-rockets-favorite-meal-launch-another-one-from-my-9-year-old/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639501-what-is-a-rockets-favorite-meal-launch-another-one-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639501-what-is-a-rockets-favorite-meal-launch-another-one-from-my-9-year-old/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639502-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-lawsuits/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639502-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-lawsuits/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639502-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-lawsuits/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639502-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-lawsuits/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639502-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-lawsuits/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639504-what-do-they-call-a-monastery-key-that-opens-all-doors-monk-key/video/player 2024-03-21T03:13:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639504-what-do-they-call-a-monastery-key-that-opens-all-doors-monk-key/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639504-what-do-they-call-a-monastery-key-that-opens-all-doors-monk-key/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639504-what-do-they-call-a-monastery-key-that-opens-all-doors-monk-key/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639504-what-do-they-call-a-monastery-key-that-opens-all-doors-monk-key/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639505-i-fell-in-the-mud-and-took-a-shower-right-after/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639505-i-fell-in-the-mud-and-took-a-shower-right-after/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639505-i-fell-in-the-mud-and-took-a-shower-right-after/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I fell in the mud. And took a shower right after! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639505-i-fell-in-the-mud-and-took-a-shower-right-after/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639505-i-fell-in-the-mud-and-took-a-shower-right-after/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639506-fart-tutor-wanted-must-have-references/video/player 2024-09-18T16:23:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Fart tutor wanted, must have references - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Fart tutor wanted, must have references - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639506-fart-tutor-wanted-must-have-references/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639506-fart-tutor-wanted-must-have-references/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:26+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Fart tutor wanted, must have references - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Fart tutor wanted, must have references - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639506-fart-tutor-wanted-must-have-references/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639506-fart-tutor-wanted-must-have-references/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:26+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639507-i-do-my-best-when-my-manager-puts-a-gun-to-my-head/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639507-i-do-my-best-when-my-manager-puts-a-gun-to-my-head/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639507-i-do-my-best-when-my-manager-puts-a-gun-to-my-head/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639507-i-do-my-best-when-my-manager-puts-a-gun-to-my-head/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639507-i-do-my-best-when-my-manager-puts-a-gun-to-my-head/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639508-what-do-you-call-someone-who-majors-in-geology-and-astronomy-a-rockstar/video/player 2025-12-10T07:43:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639508-what-do-you-call-someone-who-majors-in-geology-and-astronomy-a-rockstar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639508-what-do-you-call-someone-who-majors-in-geology-and-astronomy-a-rockstar/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:33+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639508-what-do-you-call-someone-who-majors-in-geology-and-astronomy-a-rockstar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639508-what-do-you-call-someone-who-majors-in-geology-and-astronomy-a-rockstar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:33+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639510-i-rang-up-a-local-builder-and-said-i-want-a-skip-outside-my-house-he-said-im-not/video/player 2024-10-28T03:26:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you." **Tim Vine** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you." **Tim Vine** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639510-i-rang-up-a-local-builder-and-said-i-want-a-skip-outside-my-house-he-said-im-not/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639510-i-rang-up-a-local-builder-and-said-i-want-a-skip-outside-my-house-he-said-im-not/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:42+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you." **Tim Vine** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you." **Tim Vine** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639510-i-rang-up-a-local-builder-and-said-i-want-a-skip-outside-my-house-he-said-im-not/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639510-i-rang-up-a-local-builder-and-said-i-want-a-skip-outside-my-house-he-said-im-not/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:42+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639511-what-kind-of-bird-can-write-a-penguin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of bird can write? A penguin. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bird can write? A penguin. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639511-what-kind-of-bird-can-write-a-penguin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639511-what-kind-of-bird-can-write-a-penguin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of bird can write? A penguin. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bird can write? A penguin. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639511-what-kind-of-bird-can-write-a-penguin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639511-what-kind-of-bird-can-write-a-penguin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639513-what-did-the-bunny-say-to-the-frog-my-name-is-rabbit-not/video/player 2024-10-22T02:21:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639513-what-did-the-bunny-say-to-the-frog-my-name-is-rabbit-not/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639513-what-did-the-bunny-say-to-the-frog-my-name-is-rabbit-not/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:56+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639513-what-did-the-bunny-say-to-the-frog-my-name-is-rabbit-not/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639513-what-did-the-bunny-say-to-the-frog-my-name-is-rabbit-not/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:56+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639514-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-elephant-and-a-rhino-ell-if-i-know-wot-to-call-it/video/player 2025-01-07T03:02:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639514-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-elephant-and-a-rhino-ell-if-i-know-wot-to-call-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639514-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-elephant-and-a-rhino-ell-if-i-know-wot-to-call-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:24:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639514-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-elephant-and-a-rhino-ell-if-i-know-wot-to-call-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639514-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-an-elephant-and-a-rhino-ell-if-i-know-wot-to-call-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:24:56+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639515-why-did-the-chef-invest-in-chicken-and-cow-bones-he-wanted-to-buy-stock-options/video/player 2024-10-24T05:41:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639515-why-did-the-chef-invest-in-chicken-and-cow-bones-he-wanted-to-buy-stock-options/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639515-why-did-the-chef-invest-in-chicken-and-cow-bones-he-wanted-to-buy-stock-options/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:05+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639515-why-did-the-chef-invest-in-chicken-and-cow-bones-he-wanted-to-buy-stock-options/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639515-why-did-the-chef-invest-in-chicken-and-cow-bones-he-wanted-to-buy-stock-options/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:05+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639516-what-side-of-a-leopard-has-the-most-spots-the-outside/video/player 2024-10-24T03:38:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639516-what-side-of-a-leopard-has-the-most-spots-the-outside/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639516-what-side-of-a-leopard-has-the-most-spots-the-outside/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What side of a leopard has the most spots? The outside - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639516-what-side-of-a-leopard-has-the-most-spots-the-outside/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639516-what-side-of-a-leopard-has-the-most-spots-the-outside/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639517-how-was-the-roman-empire-cut-in-two-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video/player 2026-05-05T01:52:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639517-how-was-the-roman-empire-cut-in-two-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639517-how-was-the-roman-empire-cut-in-two-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639517-how-was-the-roman-empire-cut-in-two-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639517-how-was-the-roman-empire-cut-in-two-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639519-whats-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-because-anyone-can-catch-a-cold-buh-duh-tsst/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639519-whats-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-because-anyone-can-catch-a-cold-buh-duh-tsst/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639519-whats-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-because-anyone-can-catch-a-cold-buh-duh-tsst/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639519-whats-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-because-anyone-can-catch-a-cold-buh-duh-tsst/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639519-whats-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-because-anyone-can-catch-a-cold-buh-duh-tsst/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639522-what-did-one-octopus-say-to-the-other-octopus-will-you-hold-my-hand-hand-hand-hand-hand/video/player 2026-06-19T02:06:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639522-what-did-one-octopus-say-to-the-other-octopus-will-you-hold-my-hand-hand-hand-hand-hand/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639522-what-did-one-octopus-say-to-the-other-octopus-will-you-hold-my-hand-hand-hand-hand-hand/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:22+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639522-what-did-one-octopus-say-to-the-other-octopus-will-you-hold-my-hand-hand-hand-hand-hand/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639522-what-did-one-octopus-say-to-the-other-octopus-will-you-hold-my-hand-hand-hand-hand-hand/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:22+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639523-why-do-fish-always-sing-off-key-because-you-cant-tune-a-fish-say-it-outloud-if-you/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639523-why-do-fish-always-sing-off-key-because-you-cant-tune-a-fish-say-it-outloud-if-you/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639523-why-do-fish-always-sing-off-key-because-you-cant-tune-a-fish-say-it-outloud-if-you/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:26+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639523-why-do-fish-always-sing-off-key-because-you-cant-tune-a-fish-say-it-outloud-if-you/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639523-why-do-fish-always-sing-off-key-because-you-cant-tune-a-fish-say-it-outloud-if-you/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:26+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639524-pickle-our-first-chance-to-help-our-new-ally/video/player 2025-01-07T01:52:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 [PICKLE] Our first chance to help our new ally! http://www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1a2xg8/next attack for our entire army march 12th at 520/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [PICKLE] Our first chance to help our new ally! http://www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1a2xg8/next attack for our entire army march 12th at 520/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639524-pickle-our-first-chance-to-help-our-new-ally/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639524-pickle-our-first-chance-to-help-our-new-ally/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:32+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [PICKLE] Our first chance to help our new ally! http://www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1a2xg8/next attack for our entire army march 12th at 520/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [PICKLE] Our first chance to help our new ally! http://www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1a2xg8/next attack for our entire army march 12th at 520/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639524-pickle-our-first-chance-to-help-our-new-ally/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639524-pickle-our-first-chance-to-help-our-new-ally/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:32+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639525-what-type-of-cheese-lives-under-your-bed-muenster/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639525-what-type-of-cheese-lives-under-your-bed-muenster/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639525-what-type-of-cheese-lives-under-your-bed-muenster/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639525-what-type-of-cheese-lives-under-your-bed-muenster/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639525-what-type-of-cheese-lives-under-your-bed-muenster/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639526-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-hey-nice-belt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639526-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-hey-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639526-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-hey-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639526-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-hey-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639526-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-hey-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639528-how-does-a-duck-pay-for-lipstick-she-puts-it-on-her-bill/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639528-how-does-a-duck-pay-for-lipstick-she-puts-it-on-her-bill/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639528-how-does-a-duck-pay-for-lipstick-she-puts-it-on-her-bill/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:48+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a duck pay for lipstick? She puts it on her bill - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639528-how-does-a-duck-pay-for-lipstick-she-puts-it-on-her-bill/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639528-how-does-a-duck-pay-for-lipstick-she-puts-it-on-her-bill/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:48+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639530-what-is-hp-lovecrafts-cook-book-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video/player 2024-10-24T04:22:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639530-what-is-hp-lovecrafts-cook-book-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639530-what-is-hp-lovecrafts-cook-book-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:53+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639530-what-is-hp-lovecrafts-cook-book-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639530-what-is-hp-lovecrafts-cook-book-called-the-necronomnomnomicon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:53+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639532-so-i-work-in-a-steak-house-and-all-the-people-there-are-really-lazy-so-i-must-say-after/video/player 2024-10-28T03:46:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639532-so-i-work-in-a-steak-house-and-all-the-people-there-are-really-lazy-so-i-must-say-after/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639532-so-i-work-in-a-steak-house-and-all-the-people-there-are-really-lazy-so-i-must-say-after/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:55+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So I work in a Steak House and all the people there are really lazy So I must say after working there: That it's rare to see a job well done - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639532-so-i-work-in-a-steak-house-and-all-the-people-there-are-really-lazy-so-i-must-say-after/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639532-so-i-work-in-a-steak-house-and-all-the-people-there-are-really-lazy-so-i-must-say-after/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:55+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639533-why-did-the-rabbit-go-to-rehab-he-was-hopped-up-on-easter-eggs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639533-why-did-the-rabbit-go-to-rehab-he-was-hopped-up-on-easter-eggs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639533-why-did-the-rabbit-go-to-rehab-he-was-hopped-up-on-easter-eggs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:25:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639533-why-did-the-rabbit-go-to-rehab-he-was-hopped-up-on-easter-eggs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639533-why-did-the-rabbit-go-to-rehab-he-was-hopped-up-on-easter-eggs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:25:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639537-knock-knock-1knock-knock-whos-there-yoda-lady-yoda-lady-who-good-job-yodeling/video/player 2024-05-13T21:47:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639537-knock-knock-1knock-knock-whos-there-yoda-lady-yoda-lady-who-good-job-yodeling/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639537-knock-knock-1knock-knock-whos-there-yoda-lady-yoda-lady-who-good-job-yodeling/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:10+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639537-knock-knock-1knock-knock-whos-there-yoda-lady-yoda-lady-who-good-job-yodeling/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639537-knock-knock-1knock-knock-whos-there-yoda-lady-yoda-lady-who-good-job-yodeling/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:10+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639539-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-isnt-yours-nacho-cheese/video/player 2026-02-21T05:39:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639539-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-isnt-yours-nacho-cheese/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639539-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-isnt-yours-nacho-cheese/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:11+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639539-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-isnt-yours-nacho-cheese/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639539-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-isnt-yours-nacho-cheese/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:11+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639540-reinventing-yourself-httpdryinginsideblogspotcom201210reinventing-yourself/video/player 2026-01-31T21:11:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing yourself doesnt always work.html - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing yourself doesnt always work.html - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639540-reinventing-yourself-httpdryinginsideblogspotcom201210reinventing-yourself/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639540-reinventing-yourself-httpdryinginsideblogspotcom201210reinventing-yourself/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing yourself doesnt always work.html - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Reinventing Yourself http://dryinginside.blogspot.com/2012/10/reinventing yourself doesnt always work.html - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639540-reinventing-yourself-httpdryinginsideblogspotcom201210reinventing-yourself/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639540-reinventing-yourself-httpdryinginsideblogspotcom201210reinventing-yourself/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:16+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639543-what-do-you-call-a-macho-man-randy-savage-that-does-not-belong-to-you-gtnacho-man-randy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639543-what-do-you-call-a-macho-man-randy-savage-that-does-not-belong-to-you-gtnacho-man-randy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639543-what-do-you-call-a-macho-man-randy-savage-that-does-not-belong-to-you-gtnacho-man-randy/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:23+00:00 93 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639543-what-do-you-call-a-macho-man-randy-savage-that-does-not-belong-to-you-gtnacho-man-randy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639543-what-do-you-call-a-macho-man-randy-savage-that-does-not-belong-to-you-gtnacho-man-randy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:23+00:00 93 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639544-what-does-the-horse-call-the-pigs-on-his-farm-neigh-boars/video/player 2024-10-24T02:28:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh boars. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh boars. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639544-what-does-the-horse-call-the-pigs-on-his-farm-neigh-boars/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639544-what-does-the-horse-call-the-pigs-on-his-farm-neigh-boars/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:26+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh boars. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh boars. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639544-what-does-the-horse-call-the-pigs-on-his-farm-neigh-boars/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639544-what-does-the-horse-call-the-pigs-on-his-farm-neigh-boars/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:26+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639546-what-is-the-world-famous-chef-gordans-favorite-football-team-the-ramsays/video/player 2026-02-23T04:24:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639546-what-is-the-world-famous-chef-gordans-favorite-football-team-the-ramsays/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639546-what-is-the-world-famous-chef-gordans-favorite-football-team-the-ramsays/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:31+00:00 23 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639546-what-is-the-world-famous-chef-gordans-favorite-football-team-the-ramsays/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639546-what-is-the-world-famous-chef-gordans-favorite-football-team-the-ramsays/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:31+00:00 23 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639548-my-shower-had-a-bit-of-mildew-but-all-it-took-was-a-little-scrubbing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 My shower had a bit of mildew but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My shower had a bit of mildew but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639548-my-shower-had-a-bit-of-mildew-but-all-it-took-was-a-little-scrubbing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639548-my-shower-had-a-bit-of-mildew-but-all-it-took-was-a-little-scrubbing/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:45+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My shower had a bit of mildew but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My shower had a bit of mildew but all it took was a little... scrubbing!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639548-my-shower-had-a-bit-of-mildew-but-all-it-took-was-a-little-scrubbing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639548-my-shower-had-a-bit-of-mildew-but-all-it-took-was-a-little-scrubbing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:45+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639549-choose-a-major-you-love-and-you-wont-have-to-work-for-a-day-in-your-life-because-that/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639549-choose-a-major-you-love-and-you-wont-have-to-work-for-a-day-in-your-life-because-that/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639549-choose-a-major-you-love-and-you-wont-have-to-work-for-a-day-in-your-life-because-that/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639549-choose-a-major-you-love-and-you-wont-have-to-work-for-a-day-in-your-life-because-that/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639549-choose-a-major-you-love-and-you-wont-have-to-work-for-a-day-in-your-life-because-that/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639551-when-is-booger-not-a-booger-when-its-not/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 When is booger not a booger? When it('s not). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When is booger not a booger? When it('s not). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639551-when-is-booger-not-a-booger-when-its-not/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639551-when-is-booger-not-a-booger-when-its-not/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When is booger not a booger? When it('s not). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When is booger not a booger? When it('s not). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639551-when-is-booger-not-a-booger-when-its-not/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639551-when-is-booger-not-a-booger-when-its-not/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639552-whats-the-longest-word-in-the-dictionary-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between-each/video/player 2026-02-23T08:31:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles" because there is a mile between each S! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles" because there is a mile between each S! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639552-whats-the-longest-word-in-the-dictionary-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between-each/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639552-whats-the-longest-word-in-the-dictionary-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between-each/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles" because there is a mile between each S! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles" because there is a mile between each S! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639552-whats-the-longest-word-in-the-dictionary-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between-each/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639552-whats-the-longest-word-in-the-dictionary-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile-between-each/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639554-at-the-end-of-the-age-of-dinosaurs-what-happened-to-the-good-ones-they-got-veloci/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci raptured. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci raptured. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639554-at-the-end-of-the-age-of-dinosaurs-what-happened-to-the-good-ones-they-got-veloci/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639554-at-the-end-of-the-age-of-dinosaurs-what-happened-to-the-good-ones-they-got-veloci/video/player 2023-03-19T16:26:57+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci raptured. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci raptured. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639554-at-the-end-of-the-age-of-dinosaurs-what-happened-to-the-good-ones-they-got-veloci/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639554-at-the-end-of-the-age-of-dinosaurs-what-happened-to-the-good-ones-they-got-veloci/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:26:57+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639556-which-pokemon-got-a-cold-pik-a-choo/video/player 2024-10-28T06:48:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik a choo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik a choo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639556-which-pokemon-got-a-cold-pik-a-choo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639556-which-pokemon-got-a-cold-pik-a-choo/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:06+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik a choo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which Pokemon got a cold? Pik a choo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639556-which-pokemon-got-a-cold-pik-a-choo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639556-which-pokemon-got-a-cold-pik-a-choo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:06+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639557-what-do-you-call-someone-whos-studied-old-norse-literature-and-become-an-expert-well/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda cated. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda cated. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639557-what-do-you-call-someone-whos-studied-old-norse-literature-and-become-an-expert-well/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639557-what-do-you-call-someone-whos-studied-old-norse-literature-and-become-an-expert-well/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:09+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda cated. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda cated. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639557-what-do-you-call-someone-whos-studied-old-norse-literature-and-become-an-expert-well/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639557-what-do-you-call-someone-whos-studied-old-norse-literature-and-become-an-expert-well/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:09+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639561-what-instrument-does-god-play-he-plays-the-cello-as-it-says-in-scripture-our-god-is/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639561-what-instrument-does-god-play-he-plays-the-cello-as-it-says-in-scripture-our-god-is/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639561-what-instrument-does-god-play-he-plays-the-cello-as-it-says-in-scripture-our-god-is/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639561-what-instrument-does-god-play-he-plays-the-cello-as-it-says-in-scripture-our-god-is/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639561-what-instrument-does-god-play-he-plays-the-cello-as-it-says-in-scripture-our-god-is/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639565-what-do-you-call-a-fly-with-no-wings-a-walk/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639565-what-do-you-call-a-fly-with-no-wings-a-walk/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639565-what-do-you-call-a-fly-with-no-wings-a-walk/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639565-what-do-you-call-a-fly-with-no-wings-a-walk/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639565-what-do-you-call-a-fly-with-no-wings-a-walk/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639566-knock-knock-whos-there-abby-abby-who-a-bee-has-stolen-my-wallet-i-will-show-my/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639566-knock-knock-whos-there-abby-abby-who-a-bee-has-stolen-my-wallet-i-will-show-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639566-knock-knock-whos-there-abby-abby-who-a-bee-has-stolen-my-wallet-i-will-show-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:31+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639566-knock-knock-whos-there-abby-abby-who-a-bee-has-stolen-my-wallet-i-will-show-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639566-knock-knock-whos-there-abby-abby-who-a-bee-has-stolen-my-wallet-i-will-show-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:31+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639568-which-celebrity-is-great-at-creating-probate-documents-will-smith/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639568-which-celebrity-is-great-at-creating-probate-documents-will-smith/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639568-which-celebrity-is-great-at-creating-probate-documents-will-smith/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639568-which-celebrity-is-great-at-creating-probate-documents-will-smith/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639568-which-celebrity-is-great-at-creating-probate-documents-will-smith/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:36+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639570-why-couldnt-joe-be-friends-with-a-double-amputee-because-hes-lack-toes-intolerant/video/player 2024-03-21T03:14:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double amputee? Because he's lack toes intolerant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double amputee? Because he's lack toes intolerant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639570-why-couldnt-joe-be-friends-with-a-double-amputee-because-hes-lack-toes-intolerant/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639570-why-couldnt-joe-be-friends-with-a-double-amputee-because-hes-lack-toes-intolerant/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double amputee? Because he's lack toes intolerant. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double amputee? Because he's lack toes intolerant. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639570-why-couldnt-joe-be-friends-with-a-double-amputee-because-hes-lack-toes-intolerant/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639570-why-couldnt-joe-be-friends-with-a-double-amputee-because-hes-lack-toes-intolerant/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639571-why-cant-college-students-take-exams-at-the-zoo-too-many-cheetahs/video/player 2025-01-02T19:38:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639571-why-cant-college-students-take-exams-at-the-zoo-too-many-cheetahs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639571-why-cant-college-students-take-exams-at-the-zoo-too-many-cheetahs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639571-why-cant-college-students-take-exams-at-the-zoo-too-many-cheetahs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639571-why-cant-college-students-take-exams-at-the-zoo-too-many-cheetahs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639572-what-do-you-say-when-you-find-two-banana-peels-together-answer-a-pair-of-slipper/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639572-what-do-you-say-when-you-find-two-banana-peels-together-answer-a-pair-of-slipper/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639572-what-do-you-say-when-you-find-two-banana-peels-together-answer-a-pair-of-slipper/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:54+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say when you find two banana peels together? Answer: A pair of slipper - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639572-what-do-you-say-when-you-find-two-banana-peels-together-answer-a-pair-of-slipper/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639572-what-do-you-say-when-you-find-two-banana-peels-together-answer-a-pair-of-slipper/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:54+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639573-i-saw-this-man-and-woman-wrapped-in-a-barcode-i-asked-are-you-two-an-item/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, Are you two an item? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, Are you two an item? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639573-i-saw-this-man-and-woman-wrapped-in-a-barcode-i-asked-are-you-two-an-item/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639573-i-saw-this-man-and-woman-wrapped-in-a-barcode-i-asked-are-you-two-an-item/video/player 2023-03-19T16:27:58+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, Are you two an item? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, Are you two an item? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639573-i-saw-this-man-and-woman-wrapped-in-a-barcode-i-asked-are-you-two-an-item/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639573-i-saw-this-man-and-woman-wrapped-in-a-barcode-i-asked-are-you-two-an-item/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:27:58+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639575-if-youre-not-buying-kraft-mac-and-cheese-you-might-be-buying-an-impasta/video/player 2024-10-24T04:28:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639575-if-youre-not-buying-kraft-mac-and-cheese-you-might-be-buying-an-impasta/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639575-if-youre-not-buying-kraft-mac-and-cheese-you-might-be-buying-an-impasta/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:03+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you're not buying kraft mac and cheese you might be buying an impasta. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639575-if-youre-not-buying-kraft-mac-and-cheese-you-might-be-buying-an-impasta/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639575-if-youre-not-buying-kraft-mac-and-cheese-you-might-be-buying-an-impasta/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:03+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639576-a-photon-walks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-if-he-needs-help-with-his-bags-the-photon/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, "no, I'm travelling light. " - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, "no, I'm travelling light. " - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639576-a-photon-walks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-if-he-needs-help-with-his-bags-the-photon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639576-a-photon-walks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-if-he-needs-help-with-his-bags-the-photon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:06+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, "no, I'm travelling light. " - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, "no, I'm travelling light. " - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639576-a-photon-walks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-if-he-needs-help-with-his-bags-the-photon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639576-a-photon-walks-into-a-hotel-the-bellhop-asks-if-he-needs-help-with-his-bags-the-photon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:06+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639579-how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video/player 2025-12-09T22:47:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639579-how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639579-how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:11+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639579-how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639579-how-do-you-make-a-kleenex-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:11+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639580-tv-playback-craziness-through-the-eyes-of-adrienne/video/player 2024-10-26T16:40:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377. 2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377. 2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639580-tv-playback-craziness-through-the-eyes-of-adrienne/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639580-tv-playback-craziness-through-the-eyes-of-adrienne/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:20+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377. 2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! TV playback craziness [Through the eyes of Adrienne Hedger](https://www.facebook.com/HedgerHumor/photos/pb.630201143662377. 2207520000.1443863939./1179935295355623/?type=3&theater). :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639580-tv-playback-craziness-through-the-eyes-of-adrienne/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639580-tv-playback-craziness-through-the-eyes-of-adrienne/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:20+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639581-what-do-you-call-a-very-religious-person-who-sleep-walks-a-roman-catholic/video/player 2026-02-22T06:32:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639581-what-do-you-call-a-very-religious-person-who-sleep-walks-a-roman-catholic/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639581-what-do-you-call-a-very-religious-person-who-sleep-walks-a-roman-catholic/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639581-what-do-you-call-a-very-religious-person-who-sleep-walks-a-roman-catholic/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639581-what-do-you-call-a-very-religious-person-who-sleep-walks-a-roman-catholic/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639583-i-dont-have-a-facebook-or-twitter-account-so-i-just-go-around-announcing-out-loud/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639583-i-dont-have-a-facebook-or-twitter-account-so-i-just-go-around-announcing-out-loud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639583-i-dont-have-a-facebook-or-twitter-account-so-i-just-go-around-announcing-out-loud/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:28+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639583-i-dont-have-a-facebook-or-twitter-account-so-i-just-go-around-announcing-out-loud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639583-i-dont-have-a-facebook-or-twitter-account-so-i-just-go-around-announcing-out-loud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:28+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639585-soap-addiction-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-soap-but-im-clean-now/video/player 2026-06-17T13:20:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639585-soap-addiction-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-soap-but-im-clean-now/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639585-soap-addiction-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-soap-but-im-clean-now/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639585-soap-addiction-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-soap-but-im-clean-now/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639585-soap-addiction-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-soap-but-im-clean-now/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:30+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639588-why-is-6-afraid-of-7-because-7-8-9/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639588-why-is-6-afraid-of-7-because-7-8-9/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639588-why-is-6-afraid-of-7-because-7-8-9/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639588-why-is-6-afraid-of-7-because-7-8-9/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639588-why-is-6-afraid-of-7-because-7-8-9/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639589-what-did-delaware-a-brand-new-jersey/video/player 2024-10-27T00:08:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639589-what-did-delaware-a-brand-new-jersey/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639589-what-did-delaware-a-brand-new-jersey/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639589-what-did-delaware-a-brand-new-jersey/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639589-what-did-delaware-a-brand-new-jersey/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639591-why-dont-you-see-penguins-in-britain-because-theyre-afraid-of-wales/video/player 2026-06-20T04:29:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639591-why-dont-you-see-penguins-in-britain-because-theyre-afraid-of-wales/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639591-why-dont-you-see-penguins-in-britain-because-theyre-afraid-of-wales/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639591-why-dont-you-see-penguins-in-britain-because-theyre-afraid-of-wales/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639591-why-dont-you-see-penguins-in-britain-because-theyre-afraid-of-wales/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639593-new-internet-acronym-ralshmicomn-rolling-around-laughing-so-hard-milk-is-coming-out-my/video/player 2026-07-12T19:38:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639593-new-internet-acronym-ralshmicomn-rolling-around-laughing-so-hard-milk-is-coming-out-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639593-new-internet-acronym-ralshmicomn-rolling-around-laughing-so-hard-milk-is-coming-out-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:48+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! New Internet acronym: RALSHMICOMN Rolling Around Laughing So Hard Milk Is Coming Out My Nose - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639593-new-internet-acronym-ralshmicomn-rolling-around-laughing-so-hard-milk-is-coming-out-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639593-new-internet-acronym-ralshmicomn-rolling-around-laughing-so-hard-milk-is-coming-out-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:48+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639594-how-do-you-kill-a-circus-you-stab-it-in-the-juggler/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639594-how-do-you-kill-a-circus-you-stab-it-in-the-juggler/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639594-how-do-you-kill-a-circus-you-stab-it-in-the-juggler/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639594-how-do-you-kill-a-circus-you-stab-it-in-the-juggler/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639594-how-do-you-kill-a-circus-you-stab-it-in-the-juggler/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639595-more-retailers-should-adopt-the-leave-a-penny-take-a-penny-system-it-is-literally/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 More retailers should adopt the "Leave A Penny / Take A Penny" system. It is literally, common cents. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! More retailers should adopt the "Leave A Penny / Take A Penny" system. It is literally, common cents. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639595-more-retailers-should-adopt-the-leave-a-penny-take-a-penny-system-it-is-literally/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639595-more-retailers-should-adopt-the-leave-a-penny-take-a-penny-system-it-is-literally/video/player 2023-03-19T16:28:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg More retailers should adopt the "Leave A Penny / Take A Penny" system. It is literally, common cents. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! More retailers should adopt the "Leave A Penny / Take A Penny" system. It is literally, common cents. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639595-more-retailers-should-adopt-the-leave-a-penny-take-a-penny-system-it-is-literally/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639595-more-retailers-should-adopt-the-leave-a-penny-take-a-penny-system-it-is-literally/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:28:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639597-how-much-do-pirates-pay-for-earrings-about-a-buck-an-ear/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639597-how-much-do-pirates-pay-for-earrings-about-a-buck-an-ear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639597-how-much-do-pirates-pay-for-earrings-about-a-buck-an-ear/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:06+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639597-how-much-do-pirates-pay-for-earrings-about-a-buck-an-ear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639597-how-much-do-pirates-pay-for-earrings-about-a-buck-an-ear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:06+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639600-why-did-the-boy-throw-a-clock-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639600-why-did-the-boy-throw-a-clock-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639600-why-did-the-boy-throw-a-clock-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639600-why-did-the-boy-throw-a-clock-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639600-why-did-the-boy-throw-a-clock-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639603-which-word-is-the-longest-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letters - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letters - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639603-which-word-is-the-longest-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639603-which-word-is-the-longest-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letters - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letters - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639603-which-word-is-the-longest-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639603-which-word-is-the-longest-in-the-english-language-smiles-because-there-is-a-mile/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639605-what-do-you-call-a-person-who-farts-in-private-a-private-tutor/video/player 2026-02-22T05:58:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639605-what-do-you-call-a-person-who-farts-in-private-a-private-tutor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639605-what-do-you-call-a-person-who-farts-in-private-a-private-tutor/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a person who farts in private? A private tutor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639605-what-do-you-call-a-person-who-farts-in-private-a-private-tutor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639605-what-do-you-call-a-person-who-farts-in-private-a-private-tutor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639606-why-did-the-raisin-take-the-prune-to-the-new-years-ball-because-he-couldnt-find-a-date/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639606-why-did-the-raisin-take-the-prune-to-the-new-years-ball-because-he-couldnt-find-a-date/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639606-why-did-the-raisin-take-the-prune-to-the-new-years-ball-because-he-couldnt-find-a-date/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639606-why-did-the-raisin-take-the-prune-to-the-new-years-ball-because-he-couldnt-find-a-date/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639606-why-did-the-raisin-take-the-prune-to-the-new-years-ball-because-he-couldnt-find-a-date/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:26+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639608-why-did-the-chicken-soup-cross-the-road-because-it-was-down-hill/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639608-why-did-the-chicken-soup-cross-the-road-because-it-was-down-hill/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639608-why-did-the-chicken-soup-cross-the-road-because-it-was-down-hill/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639608-why-did-the-chicken-soup-cross-the-road-because-it-was-down-hill/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639608-why-did-the-chicken-soup-cross-the-road-because-it-was-down-hill/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639610-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-math-book-weve-got-a-lot-of-problems/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639610-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-math-book-weve-got-a-lot-of-problems/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639610-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-math-book-weve-got-a-lot-of-problems/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639610-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-math-book-weve-got-a-lot-of-problems/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639610-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-math-book-weve-got-a-lot-of-problems/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639611-two-competing-podiatrists-opened-offices-next-door-to-each-other-they-were-arch/video/player 2026-02-24T21:02:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639611-two-competing-podiatrists-opened-offices-next-door-to-each-other-they-were-arch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639611-two-competing-podiatrists-opened-offices-next-door-to-each-other-they-were-arch/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639611-two-competing-podiatrists-opened-offices-next-door-to-each-other-they-were-arch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639611-two-competing-podiatrists-opened-offices-next-door-to-each-other-they-were-arch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639613-what-do-you-call-fake-german-currency-question-marks/video/player 2024-10-24T06:16:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call fake German currency? Question marks - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call fake German currency? Question marks - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639613-what-do-you-call-fake-german-currency-question-marks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639613-what-do-you-call-fake-german-currency-question-marks/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call fake German currency? Question marks - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call fake German currency? Question marks - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639613-what-do-you-call-fake-german-currency-question-marks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639613-what-do-you-call-fake-german-currency-question-marks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639616-what-do-you-call-a-fat-psychic-a-four-chin-teller/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639616-what-do-you-call-a-fat-psychic-a-four-chin-teller/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639616-what-do-you-call-a-fat-psychic-a-four-chin-teller/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639616-what-do-you-call-a-fat-psychic-a-four-chin-teller/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639616-what-do-you-call-a-fat-psychic-a-four-chin-teller/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639617-how-does-harry-houdini-tell-people-to-steal-stuff-straight-jack-it/video/player 2026-02-23T05:20:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639617-how-does-harry-houdini-tell-people-to-steal-stuff-straight-jack-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639617-how-does-harry-houdini-tell-people-to-steal-stuff-straight-jack-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff? Straight jack it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639617-how-does-harry-houdini-tell-people-to-steal-stuff-straight-jack-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639617-how-does-harry-houdini-tell-people-to-steal-stuff-straight-jack-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639618-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-urinate-because-of-the-silent-p/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639618-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-urinate-because-of-the-silent-p/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639618-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-urinate-because-of-the-silent-p/video/player 2023-03-19T16:29:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639618-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-urinate-because-of-the-silent-p/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639618-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-urinate-because-of-the-silent-p/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:29:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639620-my-first-job-my-first-job-out-of-college-was-a-diesel-fitter-at-a-pantyhose/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 My first job... My first job out of college was a "diesel fitter" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "Yep, deez'll fit her!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My first job... My first job out of college was a "diesel fitter" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "Yep, deez'll fit her!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639620-my-first-job-my-first-job-out-of-college-was-a-diesel-fitter-at-a-pantyhose/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639620-my-first-job-my-first-job-out-of-college-was-a-diesel-fitter-at-a-pantyhose/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:11+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My first job... My first job out of college was a "diesel fitter" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "Yep, deez'll fit her!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My first job... My first job out of college was a "diesel fitter" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "Yep, deez'll fit her!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639620-my-first-job-my-first-job-out-of-college-was-a-diesel-fitter-at-a-pantyhose/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639620-my-first-job-my-first-job-out-of-college-was-a-diesel-fitter-at-a-pantyhose/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:11+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639621-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-bone-setter-cairo-practor/video/player 2024-10-28T04:47:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an Egyptian bone setter? Cairo practor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Egyptian bone setter? Cairo practor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639621-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-bone-setter-cairo-practor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639621-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-bone-setter-cairo-practor/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an Egyptian bone setter? Cairo practor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Egyptian bone setter? Cairo practor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639621-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-bone-setter-cairo-practor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639621-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-bone-setter-cairo-practor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639622-what-did-the-closed-can-say-to-the-half-opened-can-youre-being-uncanny/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639622-what-did-the-closed-can-say-to-the-half-opened-can-youre-being-uncanny/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639622-what-did-the-closed-can-say-to-the-half-opened-can-youre-being-uncanny/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639622-what-did-the-closed-can-say-to-the-half-opened-can-youre-being-uncanny/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639622-what-did-the-closed-can-say-to-the-half-opened-can-youre-being-uncanny/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:16+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639623-whats-the-problem-with-tainted-money-it-taint-yours-and-it-taint-mine-d-puns-for-the/video/player 2024-03-21T03:15:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639623-whats-the-problem-with-tainted-money-it-taint-yours-and-it-taint-mine-d-puns-for-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639623-whats-the-problem-with-tainted-money-it-taint-yours-and-it-taint-mine-d-puns-for-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639623-whats-the-problem-with-tainted-money-it-taint-yours-and-it-taint-mine-d-puns-for-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639623-whats-the-problem-with-tainted-money-it-taint-yours-and-it-taint-mine-d-puns-for-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639627-what-do-you-call-it-when-someone-resuscitates-a-person-who-chokes-on-alcohol-la-chaim/video/player 2025-01-02T20:54:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim lich maneuver. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim lich maneuver. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639627-what-do-you-call-it-when-someone-resuscitates-a-person-who-chokes-on-alcohol-la-chaim/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639627-what-do-you-call-it-when-someone-resuscitates-a-person-who-chokes-on-alcohol-la-chaim/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:29+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim lich maneuver. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim lich maneuver. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639627-what-do-you-call-it-when-someone-resuscitates-a-person-who-chokes-on-alcohol-la-chaim/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639627-what-do-you-call-it-when-someone-resuscitates-a-person-who-chokes-on-alcohol-la-chaim/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:29+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639628-how-many-minimalists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-1/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639628-how-many-minimalists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-1/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639628-how-many-minimalists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-1/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639628-how-many-minimalists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-1/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639628-how-many-minimalists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-1/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639629-what-do-you-call-a-loaf-baked-in-a-zoo-bread-in-captivity/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639629-what-do-you-call-a-loaf-baked-in-a-zoo-bread-in-captivity/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639629-what-do-you-call-a-loaf-baked-in-a-zoo-bread-in-captivity/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639629-what-do-you-call-a-loaf-baked-in-a-zoo-bread-in-captivity/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639629-what-do-you-call-a-loaf-baked-in-a-zoo-bread-in-captivity/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639630-where-does-a-river-keep-its-money-at-the-bank/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639630-where-does-a-river-keep-its-money-at-the-bank/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639630-where-does-a-river-keep-its-money-at-the-bank/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639630-where-does-a-river-keep-its-money-at-the-bank/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639630-where-does-a-river-keep-its-money-at-the-bank/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639632-what-side-of-a-turkey-has-the-most-feathers-the-outside/video/player 2026-06-20T02:11:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639632-what-side-of-a-turkey-has-the-most-feathers-the-outside/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639632-what-side-of-a-turkey-has-the-most-feathers-the-outside/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639632-what-side-of-a-turkey-has-the-most-feathers-the-outside/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639632-what-side-of-a-turkey-has-the-most-feathers-the-outside/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639634-my-teachers-nickname-in-school-is-flush-he-always-has-the-same-suit/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639634-my-teachers-nickname-in-school-is-flush-he-always-has-the-same-suit/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639634-my-teachers-nickname-in-school-is-flush-he-always-has-the-same-suit/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:51+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639634-my-teachers-nickname-in-school-is-flush-he-always-has-the-same-suit/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639634-my-teachers-nickname-in-school-is-flush-he-always-has-the-same-suit/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:51+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639636-what-kind-of-dish-does-lebron-like-anything-with-curry-in-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639636-what-kind-of-dish-does-lebron-like-anything-with-curry-in-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639636-what-kind-of-dish-does-lebron-like-anything-with-curry-in-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639636-what-kind-of-dish-does-lebron-like-anything-with-curry-in-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639636-what-kind-of-dish-does-lebron-like-anything-with-curry-in-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639637-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-crappy-restaurant-nevermind-im-afraid-it-may-be-in-poor/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639637-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-crappy-restaurant-nevermind-im-afraid-it-may-be-in-poor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639637-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-crappy-restaurant-nevermind-im-afraid-it-may-be-in-poor/video/player 2023-03-19T16:30:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639637-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-crappy-restaurant-nevermind-im-afraid-it-may-be-in-poor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639637-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-a-crappy-restaurant-nevermind-im-afraid-it-may-be-in-poor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:30:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639638-there-are-10-types-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-understand-binary-code-and-those/video/player 2025-07-19T00:51:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639638-there-are-10-types-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-understand-binary-code-and-those/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639638-there-are-10-types-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-understand-binary-code-and-those/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639638-there-are-10-types-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-understand-binary-code-and-those/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639638-there-are-10-types-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-understand-binary-code-and-those/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639641-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-law-suits/video/player 2026-02-22T09:01:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639641-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-law-suits/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639641-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-law-suits/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639641-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-law-suits/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639641-what-do-lawyers-wear-to-court-law-suits/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639643-why-are-the-nordic-countries-the-best-countries-to-live-in-their-flags-are-big-plusses/video/player 2024-10-24T04:31:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639643-why-are-the-nordic-countries-the-best-countries-to-live-in-their-flags-are-big-plusses/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639643-why-are-the-nordic-countries-the-best-countries-to-live-in-their-flags-are-big-plusses/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:11+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639643-why-are-the-nordic-countries-the-best-countries-to-live-in-their-flags-are-big-plusses/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639643-why-are-the-nordic-countries-the-best-countries-to-live-in-their-flags-are-big-plusses/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:11+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639644-when-captain-picards-sewing-machine-broke-he-brought-it-to-the-repairman-and-said/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... "make it sew." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... "make it sew." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639644-when-captain-picards-sewing-machine-broke-he-brought-it-to-the-repairman-and-said/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639644-when-captain-picards-sewing-machine-broke-he-brought-it-to-the-repairman-and-said/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:12+00:00 24 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... "make it sew." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... "make it sew." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639644-when-captain-picards-sewing-machine-broke-he-brought-it-to-the-repairman-and-said/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639644-when-captain-picards-sewing-machine-broke-he-brought-it-to-the-repairman-and-said/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:12+00:00 24 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639645-my-brother-likes-driving-black-and-white-f1-race-cars-they-call-him-the-f1-racist/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639645-my-brother-likes-driving-black-and-white-f1-race-cars-they-call-him-the-f1-racist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639645-my-brother-likes-driving-black-and-white-f1-race-cars-they-call-him-the-f1-racist/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:23+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My brother... Likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639645-my-brother-likes-driving-black-and-white-f1-race-cars-they-call-him-the-f1-racist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639645-my-brother-likes-driving-black-and-white-f1-race-cars-they-call-him-the-f1-racist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:23+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639646-what-is-green-fuzzy-and-will-kill-you-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-a-pool-table/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!] - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!] - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639646-what-is-green-fuzzy-and-will-kill-you-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-a-pool-table/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639646-what-is-green-fuzzy-and-will-kill-you-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-a-pool-table/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:26+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!] - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!] - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639646-what-is-green-fuzzy-and-will-kill-you-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-a-pool-table/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639646-what-is-green-fuzzy-and-will-kill-you-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-a-pool-table/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:26+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639648-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-boogie-in-it-not-sure-of-the-spelling-heard/video/player 2026-02-21T06:34:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639648-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-boogie-in-it-not-sure-of-the-spelling-heard/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639648-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-boogie-in-it-not-sure-of-the-spelling-heard/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:32+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639648-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-boogie-in-it-not-sure-of-the-spelling-heard/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639648-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-boogie-in-it-not-sure-of-the-spelling-heard/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:32+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639650-who-makes-the-sweetest-video-games-masahiro-saccharide/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639650-who-makes-the-sweetest-video-games-masahiro-saccharide/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639650-who-makes-the-sweetest-video-games-masahiro-saccharide/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who makes the sweetest video games? Masahiro Saccharide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639650-who-makes-the-sweetest-video-games-masahiro-saccharide/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639650-who-makes-the-sweetest-video-games-masahiro-saccharide/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639652-someone-dropped-their-scrabble-in-the-middle-of-the-road-thats-the-word-on-the/video/player 2026-02-22T07:44:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639652-someone-dropped-their-scrabble-in-the-middle-of-the-road-thats-the-word-on-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639652-someone-dropped-their-scrabble-in-the-middle-of-the-road-thats-the-word-on-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:42+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639652-someone-dropped-their-scrabble-in-the-middle-of-the-road-thats-the-word-on-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639652-someone-dropped-their-scrabble-in-the-middle-of-the-road-thats-the-word-on-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:42+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639654-harry-potter-cant-tell-the-difference-between-his-cooking-pot-and-his-best-friend-x/video/player 2024-05-13T16:52:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639654-harry-potter-cant-tell-the-difference-between-his-cooking-pot-and-his-best-friend-x/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639654-harry-potter-cant-tell-the-difference-between-his-cooking-pot-and-his-best-friend-x/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:47+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639654-harry-potter-cant-tell-the-difference-between-his-cooking-pot-and-his-best-friend-x/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639654-harry-potter-cant-tell-the-difference-between-his-cooking-pot-and-his-best-friend-x/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:47+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639655-my-dog-chewed-up-my-laptop-i-guess-he-wanted-a-byte-to-eat-imagine-this-in/video/player 2025-01-07T23:56:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639655-my-dog-chewed-up-my-laptop-i-guess-he-wanted-a-byte-to-eat-imagine-this-in/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639655-my-dog-chewed-up-my-laptop-i-guess-he-wanted-a-byte-to-eat-imagine-this-in/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:51+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639655-my-dog-chewed-up-my-laptop-i-guess-he-wanted-a-byte-to-eat-imagine-this-in/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639655-my-dog-chewed-up-my-laptop-i-guess-he-wanted-a-byte-to-eat-imagine-this-in/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:51+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639656-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639656-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639656-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2023-03-19T16:31:52+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639656-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639656-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-playground-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:31:52+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639658-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-theres-too-many-cheet-ahs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet ahs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet ahs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639658-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-theres-too-many-cheet-ahs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639658-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-theres-too-many-cheet-ahs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:05+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet ahs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't cats play poker in the jungle... ...theres too many cheet ahs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639658-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-theres-too-many-cheet-ahs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639658-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-theres-too-many-cheet-ahs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:05+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639659-what-did-ernie-say-to-bert-when-he-asked-for-ice-cream-sure-bert/video/player 2024-10-26T16:22:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639659-what-did-ernie-say-to-bert-when-he-asked-for-ice-cream-sure-bert/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639659-what-did-ernie-say-to-bert-when-he-asked-for-ice-cream-sure-bert/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:06+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream? Sure, Bert! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639659-what-did-ernie-say-to-bert-when-he-asked-for-ice-cream-sure-bert/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639659-what-did-ernie-say-to-bert-when-he-asked-for-ice-cream-sure-bert/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:06+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639660-ask-your-doctor-if-left-is-right-for-you/video/player 2026-02-22T04:01:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Ask your doctor if left is right for you. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Ask your doctor if left is right for you. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639660-ask-your-doctor-if-left-is-right-for-you/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639660-ask-your-doctor-if-left-is-right-for-you/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:09+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Ask your doctor if left is right for you. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Ask your doctor if left is right for you. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639660-ask-your-doctor-if-left-is-right-for-you/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639660-ask-your-doctor-if-left-is-right-for-you/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:09+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639663-why-was-the-tank-top-more-gangster-than-the-tube-top-the-tube-top-was-strapless/video/player 2024-05-13T10:25:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639663-why-was-the-tank-top-more-gangster-than-the-tube-top-the-tube-top-was-strapless/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639663-why-was-the-tank-top-more-gangster-than-the-tube-top-the-tube-top-was-strapless/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top? The tube top was strapless. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639663-why-was-the-tank-top-more-gangster-than-the-tube-top-the-tube-top-was-strapless/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639663-why-was-the-tank-top-more-gangster-than-the-tube-top-the-tube-top-was-strapless/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639664-this-boy-said-he-was-going-to-hit-me-with-the-neck-of-a-guitar-i-said-is-that-a-fret/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639664-this-boy-said-he-was-going-to-hit-me-with-the-neck-of-a-guitar-i-said-is-that-a-fret/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639664-this-boy-said-he-was-going-to-hit-me-with-the-neck-of-a-guitar-i-said-is-that-a-fret/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639664-this-boy-said-he-was-going-to-hit-me-with-the-neck-of-a-guitar-i-said-is-that-a-fret/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639664-this-boy-said-he-was-going-to-hit-me-with-the-neck-of-a-guitar-i-said-is-that-a-fret/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639665-apple-just-released-a-brand-new-programming-language-swift-job-recruiters-everywhere/video/player 2026-02-09T16:07:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639665-apple-just-released-a-brand-new-programming-language-swift-job-recruiters-everywhere/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639665-apple-just-released-a-brand-new-programming-language-swift-job-recruiters-everywhere/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:26+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639665-apple-just-released-a-brand-new-programming-language-swift-job-recruiters-everywhere/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639665-apple-just-released-a-brand-new-programming-language-swift-job-recruiters-everywhere/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:26+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639667-which-way-will-it-fall-if-a-rooster-lays-an-egg-on-a-pointed-roof-which-way-will-it/video/player 2026-04-20T20:15:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639667-which-way-will-it-fall-if-a-rooster-lays-an-egg-on-a-pointed-roof-which-way-will-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639667-which-way-will-it-fall-if-a-rooster-lays-an-egg-on-a-pointed-roof-which-way-will-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:31+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639667-which-way-will-it-fall-if-a-rooster-lays-an-egg-on-a-pointed-roof-which-way-will-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639667-which-way-will-it-fall-if-a-rooster-lays-an-egg-on-a-pointed-roof-which-way-will-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:31+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639668-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-a-twitch-beef-jerky/video/player 2026-06-19T00:58:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639668-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-a-twitch-beef-jerky/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639668-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-a-twitch-beef-jerky/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:32+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639668-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-a-twitch-beef-jerky/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639668-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-a-twitch-beef-jerky/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:32+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639670-im-naming-my-tv-remote-waldo-for-obvious-reasons/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639670-im-naming-my-tv-remote-waldo-for-obvious-reasons/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639670-im-naming-my-tv-remote-waldo-for-obvious-reasons/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm naming my TV remote Waldo... ...for obvious reasons. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639670-im-naming-my-tv-remote-waldo-for-obvious-reasons/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639670-im-naming-my-tv-remote-waldo-for-obvious-reasons/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:41+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639674-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a-duck-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a/video/player 2026-02-21T08:11:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639674-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a-duck-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639674-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a-duck-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:47+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639674-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a-duck-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639674-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a-duck-a-platypus-went-into-a-hotel-owned-by-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:47+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639676-have-you-heard-about-the-black-magic-book-for-orphans-its-called-the-necromomicon/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639676-have-you-heard-about-the-black-magic-book-for-orphans-its-called-the-necromomicon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639676-have-you-heard-about-the-black-magic-book-for-orphans-its-called-the-necromomicon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:51+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639676-have-you-heard-about-the-black-magic-book-for-orphans-its-called-the-necromomicon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639676-have-you-heard-about-the-black-magic-book-for-orphans-its-called-the-necromomicon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:51+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639677-what-do-you-call-a-black-and-white-bird-that-cant-win-nor-fly-a-peng-lose/video/player 2024-09-18T15:59:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng lose. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng lose. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639677-what-do-you-call-a-black-and-white-bird-that-cant-win-nor-fly-a-peng-lose/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639677-what-do-you-call-a-black-and-white-bird-that-cant-win-nor-fly-a-peng-lose/video/player 2023-03-19T16:32:56+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng lose. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a black and white bird that can't win, nor fly. A peng lose. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639677-what-do-you-call-a-black-and-white-bird-that-cant-win-nor-fly-a-peng-lose/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639677-what-do-you-call-a-black-and-white-bird-that-cant-win-nor-fly-a-peng-lose/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:32:56+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639678-how-do-you-catch-a-unique-rabbit-unique-up-on-it/video/player 2026-06-20T02:02:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639678-how-do-you-catch-a-unique-rabbit-unique-up-on-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639678-how-do-you-catch-a-unique-rabbit-unique-up-on-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you catch a unique rabbit? *unique* up on it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639678-how-do-you-catch-a-unique-rabbit-unique-up-on-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639678-how-do-you-catch-a-unique-rabbit-unique-up-on-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639679-what-keeps-the-lions-from-leaving-the-savannah-the-ele-fence/video/player 2024-03-21T03:16:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele fence - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele fence - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639679-what-keeps-the-lions-from-leaving-the-savannah-the-ele-fence/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639679-what-keeps-the-lions-from-leaving-the-savannah-the-ele-fence/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele fence - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele fence - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639679-what-keeps-the-lions-from-leaving-the-savannah-the-ele-fence/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639679-what-keeps-the-lions-from-leaving-the-savannah-the-ele-fence/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639682-will-you-tell-you-the-story-of-the-huge-sad-wall-i-shouldnt-youll-never-get-over-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639682-will-you-tell-you-the-story-of-the-huge-sad-wall-i-shouldnt-youll-never-get-over-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639682-will-you-tell-you-the-story-of-the-huge-sad-wall-i-shouldnt-youll-never-get-over-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639682-will-you-tell-you-the-story-of-the-huge-sad-wall-i-shouldnt-youll-never-get-over-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639682-will-you-tell-you-the-story-of-the-huge-sad-wall-i-shouldnt-youll-never-get-over-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:11+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639684-where-do-you-buy-pikmin-from-the-oli-mart/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli Mart - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli Mart - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639684-where-do-you-buy-pikmin-from-the-oli-mart/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639684-where-do-you-buy-pikmin-from-the-oli-mart/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:14+00:00 91 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli Mart - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli Mart - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639684-where-do-you-buy-pikmin-from-the-oli-mart/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639684-where-do-you-buy-pikmin-from-the-oli-mart/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:14+00:00 91 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639687-where-do-literal-dogs-live-on-the-roof/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do literal dogs live? On the roof. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do literal dogs live? On the roof. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639687-where-do-literal-dogs-live-on-the-roof/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639687-where-do-literal-dogs-live-on-the-roof/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do literal dogs live? On the roof. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do literal dogs live? On the roof. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639687-where-do-literal-dogs-live-on-the-roof/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639687-where-do-literal-dogs-live-on-the-roof/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639689-i-just-bought-a-bonnie-tyler-sat-nav-it-keeps-telling-me-to-turn-around-and-every-now/video/player 2026-02-21T16:30:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639689-i-just-bought-a-bonnie-tyler-sat-nav-it-keeps-telling-me-to-turn-around-and-every-now/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639689-i-just-bought-a-bonnie-tyler-sat-nav-it-keeps-telling-me-to-turn-around-and-every-now/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:24+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639689-i-just-bought-a-bonnie-tyler-sat-nav-it-keeps-telling-me-to-turn-around-and-every-now/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639689-i-just-bought-a-bonnie-tyler-sat-nav-it-keeps-telling-me-to-turn-around-and-every-now/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:24+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639692-why-was-the-headless-horseman-depressed-he-could-never-seem-to-get-ahead-in-life/video/player 2026-02-09T17:24:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639692-why-was-the-headless-horseman-depressed-he-could-never-seem-to-get-ahead-in-life/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639692-why-was-the-headless-horseman-depressed-he-could-never-seem-to-get-ahead-in-life/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:35+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639692-why-was-the-headless-horseman-depressed-he-could-never-seem-to-get-ahead-in-life/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639692-why-was-the-headless-horseman-depressed-he-could-never-seem-to-get-ahead-in-life/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:35+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639693-everybody-gets-their-15-minutes-of-fame-so-heres-my-first-original-joke-why-is-it/video/player 2025-12-10T04:54:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639693-everybody-gets-their-15-minutes-of-fame-so-heres-my-first-original-joke-why-is-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639693-everybody-gets-their-15-minutes-of-fame-so-heres-my-first-original-joke-why-is-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639693-everybody-gets-their-15-minutes-of-fame-so-heres-my-first-original-joke-why-is-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639693-everybody-gets-their-15-minutes-of-fame-so-heres-my-first-original-joke-why-is-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639695-whats-the-difference-between-me-and-a-calendar-a-calendar-has-dates-foreveralone/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates. #foreveralone - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates. #foreveralone - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639695-whats-the-difference-between-me-and-a-calendar-a-calendar-has-dates-foreveralone/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639695-whats-the-difference-between-me-and-a-calendar-a-calendar-has-dates-foreveralone/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates. #foreveralone - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates. #foreveralone - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639695-whats-the-difference-between-me-and-a-calendar-a-calendar-has-dates-foreveralone/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639695-whats-the-difference-between-me-and-a-calendar-a-calendar-has-dates-foreveralone/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639696-what-time-does-sean-connery-arrive-at-wimbledon-tennish/video/player 2024-11-15T20:34:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639696-what-time-does-sean-connery-arrive-at-wimbledon-tennish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639696-what-time-does-sean-connery-arrive-at-wimbledon-tennish/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:46+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639696-what-time-does-sean-connery-arrive-at-wimbledon-tennish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639696-what-time-does-sean-connery-arrive-at-wimbledon-tennish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:46+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639699-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-now-you-say-control-freak/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock... "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock... "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639699-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-now-you-say-control-freak/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639699-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-now-you-say-control-freak/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:52+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock... "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock... "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639699-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-now-you-say-control-freak/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639699-knock-knock-knock-knock-whos-there-control-freak-now-you-say-control-freak/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:52+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639700-what-did-the-picture-say-to-the-judge-i-was-framed-i-just-now-made-that-up-i-feel/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639700-what-did-the-picture-say-to-the-judge-i-was-framed-i-just-now-made-that-up-i-feel/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639700-what-did-the-picture-say-to-the-judge-i-was-framed-i-just-now-made-that-up-i-feel/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639700-what-did-the-picture-say-to-the-judge-i-was-framed-i-just-now-made-that-up-i-feel/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639700-what-did-the-picture-say-to-the-judge-i-was-framed-i-just-now-made-that-up-i-feel/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639701-have-you-heard-the-one-about-the-agnostic-with-dyslexia-and-insomnia-he-tossed-and-turned/video/player 2024-11-17T17:31:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639701-have-you-heard-the-one-about-the-agnostic-with-dyslexia-and-insomnia-he-tossed-and-turned/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639701-have-you-heard-the-one-about-the-agnostic-with-dyslexia-and-insomnia-he-tossed-and-turned/video/player 2023-03-19T16:33:57+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639701-have-you-heard-the-one-about-the-agnostic-with-dyslexia-and-insomnia-he-tossed-and-turned/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639701-have-you-heard-the-one-about-the-agnostic-with-dyslexia-and-insomnia-he-tossed-and-turned/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:33:57+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639704-totally-original-jokefirst-post-what-do-you-get-when-you-play-a-frank-sinatra-record/video/player 2026-02-23T10:34:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? "Shrank Sinatra" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? "Shrank Sinatra" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639704-totally-original-jokefirst-post-what-do-you-get-when-you-play-a-frank-sinatra-record/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639704-totally-original-jokefirst-post-what-do-you-get-when-you-play-a-frank-sinatra-record/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? "Shrank Sinatra" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? "Shrank Sinatra" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639704-totally-original-jokefirst-post-what-do-you-get-when-you-play-a-frank-sinatra-record/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639704-totally-original-jokefirst-post-what-do-you-get-when-you-play-a-frank-sinatra-record/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639705-why-did-woodrow-wilson-take-a-long-time-to-turn-around-because-he-could-only-make-14/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639705-why-did-woodrow-wilson-take-a-long-time-to-turn-around-because-he-could-only-make-14/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639705-why-did-woodrow-wilson-take-a-long-time-to-turn-around-because-he-could-only-make-14/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around? Because he could only make 14 point turns. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639705-why-did-woodrow-wilson-take-a-long-time-to-turn-around-because-he-could-only-make-14/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639705-why-did-woodrow-wilson-take-a-long-time-to-turn-around-because-he-could-only-make-14/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639708-my-first-joke-here-and-an-original-did-you-hear-about-the-two-lawyers-who-set-up-shop/video/player 2024-12-17T19:59:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639708-my-first-joke-here-and-an-original-did-you-hear-about-the-two-lawyers-who-set-up-shop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639708-my-first-joke-here-and-an-original-did-you-hear-about-the-two-lawyers-who-set-up-shop/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639708-my-first-joke-here-and-an-original-did-you-hear-about-the-two-lawyers-who-set-up-shop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639708-my-first-joke-here-and-an-original-did-you-hear-about-the-two-lawyers-who-set-up-shop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639709-what-do-you-call-a-discounted-zuckerberg-marked-down/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639709-what-do-you-call-a-discounted-zuckerberg-marked-down/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639709-what-do-you-call-a-discounted-zuckerberg-marked-down/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639709-what-do-you-call-a-discounted-zuckerberg-marked-down/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639709-what-do-you-call-a-discounted-zuckerberg-marked-down/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639712-what-did-the-floor-say-to-the-desk-i-can-see-your-drawers/video/player 2024-12-08T03:19:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639712-what-did-the-floor-say-to-the-desk-i-can-see-your-drawers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639712-what-did-the-floor-say-to-the-desk-i-can-see-your-drawers/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639712-what-did-the-floor-say-to-the-desk-i-can-see-your-drawers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639712-what-did-the-floor-say-to-the-desk-i-can-see-your-drawers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639713-there-were-two-flies-sitting-on-a-toilet-seat-one-got-pissed-off/video/player 2024-06-21T01:28:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639713-there-were-two-flies-sitting-on-a-toilet-seat-one-got-pissed-off/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639713-there-were-two-flies-sitting-on-a-toilet-seat-one-got-pissed-off/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639713-there-were-two-flies-sitting-on-a-toilet-seat-one-got-pissed-off/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639713-there-were-two-flies-sitting-on-a-toilet-seat-one-got-pissed-off/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639714-whats-a-difference-between-a-teacher-and-a-train-the-teacher-tells-you-to-spit-you-gum/video/player 2026-06-20T09:40:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639714-whats-a-difference-between-a-teacher-and-a-train-the-teacher-tells-you-to-spit-you-gum/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639714-whats-a-difference-between-a-teacher-and-a-train-the-teacher-tells-you-to-spit-you-gum/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:49+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639714-whats-a-difference-between-a-teacher-and-a-train-the-teacher-tells-you-to-spit-you-gum/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639714-whats-a-difference-between-a-teacher-and-a-train-the-teacher-tells-you-to-spit-you-gum/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:49+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639715-why-dont-blind-people-like-skydiving-it-scares-the-crap-out-of-the-dog/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639715-why-dont-blind-people-like-skydiving-it-scares-the-crap-out-of-the-dog/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639715-why-dont-blind-people-like-skydiving-it-scares-the-crap-out-of-the-dog/video/player 2023-03-19T16:34:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639715-why-dont-blind-people-like-skydiving-it-scares-the-crap-out-of-the-dog/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639715-why-dont-blind-people-like-skydiving-it-scares-the-crap-out-of-the-dog/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:34:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639718-whats-a-pigs-favorite-muscle-the-hamstring/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639718-whats-a-pigs-favorite-muscle-the-hamstring/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639718-whats-a-pigs-favorite-muscle-the-hamstring/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639718-whats-a-pigs-favorite-muscle-the-hamstring/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639718-whats-a-pigs-favorite-muscle-the-hamstring/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639720-the-scientists-a-scientist-went-to-a-remote-island-with-a-dog-in-order-to-teach-his/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639720-the-scientists-a-scientist-went-to-a-remote-island-with-a-dog-in-order-to-teach-his/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639720-the-scientists-a-scientist-went-to-a-remote-island-with-a-dog-in-order-to-teach-his/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied "woof, woof, woof" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639720-the-scientists-a-scientist-went-to-a-remote-island-with-a-dog-in-order-to-teach-his/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639720-the-scientists-a-scientist-went-to-a-remote-island-with-a-dog-in-order-to-teach-his/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639722-what-do-you-call-a-con-artist-who-minored-in-psychology-sigmund-fraud/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a con artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a con artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639722-what-do-you-call-a-con-artist-who-minored-in-psychology-sigmund-fraud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639722-what-do-you-call-a-con-artist-who-minored-in-psychology-sigmund-fraud/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a con artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a con artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639722-what-do-you-call-a-con-artist-who-minored-in-psychology-sigmund-fraud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639722-what-do-you-call-a-con-artist-who-minored-in-psychology-sigmund-fraud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639723-what-did-the-hammer-say-to-the-drill-youre-too-boring/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639723-what-did-the-hammer-say-to-the-drill-youre-too-boring/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639723-what-did-the-hammer-say-to-the-drill-youre-too-boring/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639723-what-did-the-hammer-say-to-the-drill-youre-too-boring/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639723-what-did-the-hammer-say-to-the-drill-youre-too-boring/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639725-what-do-fish-think-about-air-its-un-b-reathable/video/player 2025-01-02T19:22:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do fish think about air? It's UN B REATHABLE! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do fish think about air? It's UN B REATHABLE! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639725-what-do-fish-think-about-air-its-un-b-reathable/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639725-what-do-fish-think-about-air-its-un-b-reathable/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do fish think about air? It's UN B REATHABLE! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do fish think about air? It's UN B REATHABLE! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639725-what-do-fish-think-about-air-its-un-b-reathable/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639725-what-do-fish-think-about-air-its-un-b-reathable/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639726-what-did-sean-connery-say-when-his-books-fell-on-his-head-i-blame-my-shelf/video/player 2024-10-28T05:54:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639726-what-did-sean-connery-say-when-his-books-fell-on-his-head-i-blame-my-shelf/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639726-what-did-sean-connery-say-when-his-books-fell-on-his-head-i-blame-my-shelf/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:18+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639726-what-did-sean-connery-say-when-his-books-fell-on-his-head-i-blame-my-shelf/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639726-what-did-sean-connery-say-when-his-books-fell-on-his-head-i-blame-my-shelf/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:18+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639729-my-biggest-problem-with-passive-smoking-is-having-to-follow-the-smoker-around/video/player 2026-02-09T16:00:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639729-my-biggest-problem-with-passive-smoking-is-having-to-follow-the-smoker-around/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639729-my-biggest-problem-with-passive-smoking-is-having-to-follow-the-smoker-around/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My biggest problem with passive smoking is having to follow the smoker around. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639729-my-biggest-problem-with-passive-smoking-is-having-to-follow-the-smoker-around/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639729-my-biggest-problem-with-passive-smoking-is-having-to-follow-the-smoker-around/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639731-what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-car-dont-look-at-me-im-changing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639731-what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-car-dont-look-at-me-im-changing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639731-what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-car-dont-look-at-me-im-changing/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look at me I'm changing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639731-what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-car-dont-look-at-me-im-changing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639731-what-did-the-traffic-light-say-to-the-car-dont-look-at-me-im-changing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639732-what-is-green-sings-and-can-be-found-in-the-fridge-elvis-parsley/video/player 2026-05-05T02:02:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639732-what-is-green-sings-and-can-be-found-in-the-fridge-elvis-parsley/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639732-what-is-green-sings-and-can-be-found-in-the-fridge-elvis-parsley/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639732-what-is-green-sings-and-can-be-found-in-the-fridge-elvis-parsley/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639732-what-is-green-sings-and-can-be-found-in-the-fridge-elvis-parsley/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639733-what-is-jackie-chans-favorite-drink-wata/video/player 2024-10-22T02:31:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639733-what-is-jackie-chans-favorite-drink-wata/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639733-what-is-jackie-chans-favorite-drink-wata/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:43+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Jackie Chan's favorite drink? Wata - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639733-what-is-jackie-chans-favorite-drink-wata/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639733-what-is-jackie-chans-favorite-drink-wata/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:43+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639738-what-did-the-pelican-say-to-the-fish-when-he-was-running-late-for-work-ill-catch-you/video/player 2024-10-28T02:32:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639738-what-did-the-pelican-say-to-the-fish-when-he-was-running-late-for-work-ill-catch-you/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639738-what-did-the-pelican-say-to-the-fish-when-he-was-running-late-for-work-ill-catch-you/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639738-what-did-the-pelican-say-to-the-fish-when-he-was-running-late-for-work-ill-catch-you/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639738-what-did-the-pelican-say-to-the-fish-when-he-was-running-late-for-work-ill-catch-you/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639739-what-do-you-call-a-camel-in-alaska-lost/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639739-what-do-you-call-a-camel-in-alaska-lost/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639739-what-do-you-call-a-camel-in-alaska-lost/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639739-what-do-you-call-a-camel-in-alaska-lost/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639739-what-do-you-call-a-camel-in-alaska-lost/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639740-all-these-people-getting-emails-from-the-prince-of-nigeria-i-got-one-from-an-egyptian/video/player 2025-09-04T02:22:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639740-all-these-people-getting-emails-from-the-prince-of-nigeria-i-got-one-from-an-egyptian/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639740-all-these-people-getting-emails-from-the-prince-of-nigeria-i-got-one-from-an-egyptian/video/player 2023-03-19T16:35:58+00:00 32 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639740-all-these-people-getting-emails-from-the-prince-of-nigeria-i-got-one-from-an-egyptian/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639740-all-these-people-getting-emails-from-the-prince-of-nigeria-i-got-one-from-an-egyptian/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:35:58+00:00 32 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639744-i-love-self-deprecating-humour-shame-im-no-good-at-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639744-i-love-self-deprecating-humour-shame-im-no-good-at-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639744-i-love-self-deprecating-humour-shame-im-no-good-at-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639744-i-love-self-deprecating-humour-shame-im-no-good-at-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639744-i-love-self-deprecating-humour-shame-im-no-good-at-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:06+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639745-heres-a-funny-joke-i-heard-about-pizza-oh-nevermind-its-too-cheesy/video/player 2026-01-31T21:18:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639745-heres-a-funny-joke-i-heard-about-pizza-oh-nevermind-its-too-cheesy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639745-heres-a-funny-joke-i-heard-about-pizza-oh-nevermind-its-too-cheesy/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:09+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639745-heres-a-funny-joke-i-heard-about-pizza-oh-nevermind-its-too-cheesy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639745-heres-a-funny-joke-i-heard-about-pizza-oh-nevermind-its-too-cheesy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:09+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639747-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-tooth-hurty-xd/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth Hurty! XD - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth Hurty! XD - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639747-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-tooth-hurty-xd/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639747-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-tooth-hurty-xd/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth Hurty! XD - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What Time Do You Go To The Dentist? Tooth Hurty! XD - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639747-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-tooth-hurty-xd/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639747-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-tooth-hurty-xd/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639748-knock-knock-whos-there-doorbell-technician/video/player 2025-12-15T20:29:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639748-knock-knock-whos-there-doorbell-technician/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639748-knock-knock-whos-there-doorbell-technician/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:19+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639748-knock-knock-whos-there-doorbell-technician/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639748-knock-knock-whos-there-doorbell-technician/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:19+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639749-if-mr-bean-lost-one-of-his-legs-hed-be-cannellini/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639749-if-mr-bean-lost-one-of-his-legs-hed-be-cannellini/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639749-if-mr-bean-lost-one-of-his-legs-hed-be-cannellini/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:22+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639749-if-mr-bean-lost-one-of-his-legs-hed-be-cannellini/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639749-if-mr-bean-lost-one-of-his-legs-hed-be-cannellini/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:22+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639750-when-is-the-month-when-the-most-trees-fall-sep-timber/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep timber - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep timber - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639750-when-is-the-month-when-the-most-trees-fall-sep-timber/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639750-when-is-the-month-when-the-most-trees-fall-sep-timber/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:24+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep timber - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep timber - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639750-when-is-the-month-when-the-most-trees-fall-sep-timber/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639750-when-is-the-month-when-the-most-trees-fall-sep-timber/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:24+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639752-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-three-legs-tri-tip/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639752-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-three-legs-tri-tip/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639752-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-three-legs-tri-tip/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639752-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-three-legs-tri-tip/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639752-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-three-legs-tri-tip/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639754-how-was-rome-split-in-half-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639754-how-was-rome-split-in-half-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639754-how-was-rome-split-in-half-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How was Rome split in half? With a pair of *Caesars* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639754-how-was-rome-split-in-half-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639754-how-was-rome-split-in-half-with-a-pair-of-caesars/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639755-what-did-the-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-meet-you-at-the-corner/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the one wall say to the other wall? "Meet you at the corner" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the one wall say to the other wall? "Meet you at the corner" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639755-what-did-the-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-meet-you-at-the-corner/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639755-what-did-the-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-meet-you-at-the-corner/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the one wall say to the other wall? "Meet you at the corner" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the one wall say to the other wall? "Meet you at the corner" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639755-what-did-the-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-meet-you-at-the-corner/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639755-what-did-the-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-meet-you-at-the-corner/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639756-what-do-you-call-washington-state-after-a-long-rain-storm-washed-a-ton-state-i-woke-up/video/player 2025-12-15T18:51:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639756-what-do-you-call-washington-state-after-a-long-rain-storm-washed-a-ton-state-i-woke-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639756-what-do-you-call-washington-state-after-a-long-rain-storm-washed-a-ton-state-i-woke-up/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:46+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm? Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639756-what-do-you-call-washington-state-after-a-long-rain-storm-washed-a-ton-state-i-woke-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639756-what-do-you-call-washington-state-after-a-long-rain-storm-washed-a-ton-state-i-woke-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:46+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639757-what-do-beef-hearts-smell-like-honey/video/player 2025-01-08T00:25:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do beef hearts smell like? Honey. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do beef hearts smell like? Honey. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639757-what-do-beef-hearts-smell-like-honey/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639757-what-do-beef-hearts-smell-like-honey/video/player 2023-03-19T16:36:53+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do beef hearts smell like? Honey. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do beef hearts smell like? Honey. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639757-what-do-beef-hearts-smell-like-honey/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639757-what-do-beef-hearts-smell-like-honey/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:36:53+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639761-how-many-romans-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-v/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639761-how-many-romans-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-v/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639761-how-many-romans-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-v/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:02+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639761-how-many-romans-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-v/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639761-how-many-romans-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-v/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:02+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639762-why-do-birds-fly-south-for-the-winter-because-its-too-far-to-walk/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639762-why-do-birds-fly-south-for-the-winter-because-its-too-far-to-walk/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639762-why-do-birds-fly-south-for-the-winter-because-its-too-far-to-walk/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639762-why-do-birds-fly-south-for-the-winter-because-its-too-far-to-walk/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639762-why-do-birds-fly-south-for-the-winter-because-its-too-far-to-walk/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639763-what-is-a-travelers-favorite-font-times-new-roamin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639763-what-is-a-travelers-favorite-font-times-new-roamin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639763-what-is-a-travelers-favorite-font-times-new-roamin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a traveler's favorite font? Times New Roamin'! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639763-what-is-a-travelers-favorite-font-times-new-roamin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639763-what-is-a-travelers-favorite-font-times-new-roamin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639764-what-do-you-call-a-nosey-pepper-jalapeno-business/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639764-what-do-you-call-a-nosey-pepper-jalapeno-business/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639764-what-do-you-call-a-nosey-pepper-jalapeno-business/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:13+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639764-what-do-you-call-a-nosey-pepper-jalapeno-business/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639764-what-do-you-call-a-nosey-pepper-jalapeno-business/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:13+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639765-science-jokes-thread-on-askreddit-for-your-amusement/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what are some funny scientific jokes that you know/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what are some funny scientific jokes that you know/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639765-science-jokes-thread-on-askreddit-for-your-amusement/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639765-science-jokes-thread-on-askreddit-for-your-amusement/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:13+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what are some funny scientific jokes that you know/ - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what are some funny scientific jokes that you know/ - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639765-science-jokes-thread-on-askreddit-for-your-amusement/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639765-science-jokes-thread-on-askreddit-for-your-amusement/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:13+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639770-why-did-the-air-freshener-company-go-out-of-business-because-they-lacked-common-scents/video/player 2025-12-15T16:47:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639770-why-did-the-air-freshener-company-go-out-of-business-because-they-lacked-common-scents/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639770-why-did-the-air-freshener-company-go-out-of-business-because-they-lacked-common-scents/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639770-why-did-the-air-freshener-company-go-out-of-business-because-they-lacked-common-scents/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639770-why-did-the-air-freshener-company-go-out-of-business-because-they-lacked-common-scents/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639771-why-was-cinderella-thrown-off-the-basketball-team-she-ran-away-from-the-ball/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639771-why-was-cinderella-thrown-off-the-basketball-team-she-ran-away-from-the-ball/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639771-why-was-cinderella-thrown-off-the-basketball-team-she-ran-away-from-the-ball/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639771-why-was-cinderella-thrown-off-the-basketball-team-she-ran-away-from-the-ball/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639771-why-was-cinderella-thrown-off-the-basketball-team-she-ran-away-from-the-ball/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639773-with-a-name-like-freddy-mercury-shouldnt-he-have-done-heavy-metal/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639773-with-a-name-like-freddy-mercury-shouldnt-he-have-done-heavy-metal/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639773-with-a-name-like-freddy-mercury-shouldnt-he-have-done-heavy-metal/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:32+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639773-with-a-name-like-freddy-mercury-shouldnt-he-have-done-heavy-metal/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639773-with-a-name-like-freddy-mercury-shouldnt-he-have-done-heavy-metal/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:32+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639775-what-do-you-call-someone-who-serves-smelly-drinks-a-fartender/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639775-what-do-you-call-someone-who-serves-smelly-drinks-a-fartender/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639775-what-do-you-call-someone-who-serves-smelly-drinks-a-fartender/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:38+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639775-what-do-you-call-someone-who-serves-smelly-drinks-a-fartender/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639775-what-do-you-call-someone-who-serves-smelly-drinks-a-fartender/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:38+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639779-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-geometry-classes-a-geomeforest/video/player 2026-01-31T20:05:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639779-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-geometry-classes-a-geomeforest/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639779-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-geometry-classes-a-geomeforest/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639779-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-geometry-classes-a-geomeforest/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639779-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-geometry-classes-a-geomeforest/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639780-whats-red-and-is-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639780-whats-red-and-is-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639780-whats-red-and-is-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video/player 2023-03-19T16:37:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639780-whats-red-and-is-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639780-whats-red-and-is-bad-for-your-teeth-a-brick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:37:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639782-a-penguin-walks-into-a-bar-he-goes-up-to-the-barman-and-says-have-you-seen-my/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, "Have you seen my father in here today?" The barman says, "I don't know, what does he look like?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, "Have you seen my father in here today?" The barman says, "I don't know, what does he look like?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639782-a-penguin-walks-into-a-bar-he-goes-up-to-the-barman-and-says-have-you-seen-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639782-a-penguin-walks-into-a-bar-he-goes-up-to-the-barman-and-says-have-you-seen-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:02+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, "Have you seen my father in here today?" The barman says, "I don't know, what does he look like?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, "Have you seen my father in here today?" The barman says, "I don't know, what does he look like?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639782-a-penguin-walks-into-a-bar-he-goes-up-to-the-barman-and-says-have-you-seen-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639782-a-penguin-walks-into-a-bar-he-goes-up-to-the-barman-and-says-have-you-seen-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:02+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639783-how-much-did-the-pirate-charge-for-corn-he-sold-them-for-a-buccaneer/video/player 2026-02-21T05:23:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639783-how-much-did-the-pirate-charge-for-corn-he-sold-them-for-a-buccaneer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639783-how-much-did-the-pirate-charge-for-corn-he-sold-them-for-a-buccaneer/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639783-how-much-did-the-pirate-charge-for-corn-he-sold-them-for-a-buccaneer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639783-how-much-did-the-pirate-charge-for-corn-he-sold-them-for-a-buccaneer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639785-im-very-keen-i-could-tell-he-was-bald-at-the-drop-of-a-hat/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639785-im-very-keen-i-could-tell-he-was-bald-at-the-drop-of-a-hat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639785-im-very-keen-i-could-tell-he-was-bald-at-the-drop-of-a-hat/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639785-im-very-keen-i-could-tell-he-was-bald-at-the-drop-of-a-hat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639785-im-very-keen-i-could-tell-he-was-bald-at-the-drop-of-a-hat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639787-so-i-was-feeling-down-the-other-day-my-friend-wanted-to-cheer-me-up-so-he-told-me-10/video/player 2026-02-21T16:55:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639787-so-i-was-feeling-down-the-other-day-my-friend-wanted-to-cheer-me-up-so-he-told-me-10/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639787-so-i-was-feeling-down-the-other-day-my-friend-wanted-to-cheer-me-up-so-he-told-me-10/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:16+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639787-so-i-was-feeling-down-the-other-day-my-friend-wanted-to-cheer-me-up-so-he-told-me-10/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639787-so-i-was-feeling-down-the-other-day-my-friend-wanted-to-cheer-me-up-so-he-told-me-10/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:16+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639789-i-just-invented-a-new-word-its-called-plagiarism/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just invented a new word! It's called "plagiarism". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just invented a new word! It's called "plagiarism". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639789-i-just-invented-a-new-word-its-called-plagiarism/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639789-i-just-invented-a-new-word-its-called-plagiarism/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:21+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just invented a new word! It's called "plagiarism". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just invented a new word! It's called "plagiarism". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639789-i-just-invented-a-new-word-its-called-plagiarism/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639789-i-just-invented-a-new-word-its-called-plagiarism/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:21+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639790-what-do-the-french-call-artificial-feet-for-cats-faux-paws/video/player 2026-01-31T22:34:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639790-what-do-the-french-call-artificial-feet-for-cats-faux-paws/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639790-what-do-the-french-call-artificial-feet-for-cats-faux-paws/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639790-what-do-the-french-call-artificial-feet-for-cats-faux-paws/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639790-what-do-the-french-call-artificial-feet-for-cats-faux-paws/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639792-why-did-the-mechanic-go-to-art-school-because-he-wanted-to-learn-how-to-make-a-van-go/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639792-why-did-the-mechanic-go-to-art-school-because-he-wanted-to-learn-how-to-make-a-van-go/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639792-why-did-the-mechanic-go-to-art-school-because-he-wanted-to-learn-how-to-make-a-van-go/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639792-why-did-the-mechanic-go-to-art-school-because-he-wanted-to-learn-how-to-make-a-van-go/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639792-why-did-the-mechanic-go-to-art-school-because-he-wanted-to-learn-how-to-make-a-van-go/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639793-what-did-the-host-serve-his-guests-for-the-simpsons-marathon-night-disco-stew/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639793-what-did-the-host-serve-his-guests-for-the-simpsons-marathon-night-disco-stew/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639793-what-did-the-host-serve-his-guests-for-the-simpsons-marathon-night-disco-stew/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:25+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night? Disco Stew! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639793-what-did-the-host-serve-his-guests-for-the-simpsons-marathon-night-disco-stew/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639793-what-did-the-host-serve-his-guests-for-the-simpsons-marathon-night-disco-stew/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:25+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639796-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fssshhh/video/player 2026-02-23T07:39:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639796-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fssshhh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639796-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fssshhh/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639796-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fssshhh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639796-what-do-you-call-a-fish-with-no-eyes-a-fssshhh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639798-what-kind-of-dog-can-do-magic-tricks-a-labracadabrador/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639798-what-kind-of-dog-can-do-magic-tricks-a-labracadabrador/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639798-what-kind-of-dog-can-do-magic-tricks-a-labracadabrador/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:37+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of dog can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639798-what-kind-of-dog-can-do-magic-tricks-a-labracadabrador/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639798-what-kind-of-dog-can-do-magic-tricks-a-labracadabrador/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:37+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639800-what-other-body-parts-did-voldemort-not-have-apart-from-his-nose-his-legs-and-arms/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639800-what-other-body-parts-did-voldemort-not-have-apart-from-his-nose-his-legs-and-arms/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639800-what-other-body-parts-did-voldemort-not-have-apart-from-his-nose-his-legs-and-arms/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639800-what-other-body-parts-did-voldemort-not-have-apart-from-his-nose-his-legs-and-arms/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639800-what-other-body-parts-did-voldemort-not-have-apart-from-his-nose-his-legs-and-arms/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639801-what-is-bruce-lees-favorite-drink-wah-tahh/video/player 2024-05-11T17:23:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639801-what-is-bruce-lees-favorite-drink-wah-tahh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639801-what-is-bruce-lees-favorite-drink-wah-tahh/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:44+00:00 28 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639801-what-is-bruce-lees-favorite-drink-wah-tahh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639801-what-is-bruce-lees-favorite-drink-wah-tahh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:44+00:00 28 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639804-a-police-officer-bought-a-robot-this-robot-was-fueled-by-sodium-and-alkaline-but-could/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639804-a-police-officer-bought-a-robot-this-robot-was-fueled-by-sodium-and-alkaline-but-could/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639804-a-police-officer-bought-a-robot-this-robot-was-fueled-by-sodium-and-alkaline-but-could/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:53+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639804-a-police-officer-bought-a-robot-this-robot-was-fueled-by-sodium-and-alkaline-but-could/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639804-a-police-officer-bought-a-robot-this-robot-was-fueled-by-sodium-and-alkaline-but-could/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:53+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639805-what-kind-of-bee-will-not-take-credit-for-his-contributions-a-humblebee/video/player 2024-03-21T03:18:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639805-what-kind-of-bee-will-not-take-credit-for-his-contributions-a-humblebee/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639805-what-kind-of-bee-will-not-take-credit-for-his-contributions-a-humblebee/video/player 2023-03-19T16:38:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions? A Humblebee. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639805-what-kind-of-bee-will-not-take-credit-for-his-contributions-a-humblebee/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639805-what-kind-of-bee-will-not-take-credit-for-his-contributions-a-humblebee/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:38:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639808-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-show-the-opossum-it-could-be-done/video/player 2026-02-21T05:28:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639808-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-show-the-opossum-it-could-be-done/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639808-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-show-the-opossum-it-could-be-done/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:03+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639808-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-show-the-opossum-it-could-be-done/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639808-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-show-the-opossum-it-could-be-done/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:03+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639809-what-does-a-vulcan-lawnmower-need-to-function-a-spock-plug/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639809-what-does-a-vulcan-lawnmower-need-to-function-a-spock-plug/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639809-what-does-a-vulcan-lawnmower-need-to-function-a-spock-plug/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function? A spock plug. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639809-what-does-a-vulcan-lawnmower-need-to-function-a-spock-plug/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639809-what-does-a-vulcan-lawnmower-need-to-function-a-spock-plug/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639812-i-would-never-exaggerate-in-a-million-years/video/player 2026-01-31T21:03:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639812-i-would-never-exaggerate-in-a-million-years/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639812-i-would-never-exaggerate-in-a-million-years/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639812-i-would-never-exaggerate-in-a-million-years/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639812-i-would-never-exaggerate-in-a-million-years/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639816-they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-turns-out-it-was-a-typo/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 They told me I had type "A" blood... turns out it was a typo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! They told me I had type "A" blood... turns out it was a typo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639816-they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-turns-out-it-was-a-typo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639816-they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-turns-out-it-was-a-typo/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg They told me I had type "A" blood... turns out it was a typo. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! They told me I had type "A" blood... turns out it was a typo. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639816-they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-turns-out-it-was-a-typo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639816-they-told-me-i-had-type-a-blood-turns-out-it-was-a-typo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639818-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-side/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639818-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-side/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639818-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-side/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:26+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639818-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-side/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639818-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-side/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:26+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639821-why-do-ducks-have-flat-feet-to-stomp-out-forest-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639821-why-do-ducks-have-flat-feet-to-stomp-out-forest-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639821-why-do-ducks-have-flat-feet-to-stomp-out-forest-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639821-why-do-ducks-have-flat-feet-to-stomp-out-forest-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639821-why-do-ducks-have-flat-feet-to-stomp-out-forest-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:32+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639822-the-hairdressers-oath-first-harm-no-do/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639822-the-hairdressers-oath-first-harm-no-do/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639822-the-hairdressers-oath-first-harm-no-do/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:33+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639822-the-hairdressers-oath-first-harm-no-do/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639822-the-hairdressers-oath-first-harm-no-do/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:33+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639823-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim-denim/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639823-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim-denim/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639823-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim-denim/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639823-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim-denim/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639823-what-kind-of-pants-does-super-mario-wear-denim-denim-denim/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639825-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-that-broke-out-of-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639825-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-that-broke-out-of-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639825-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-that-broke-out-of-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison? A small medium at large! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639825-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-that-broke-out-of-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639825-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-that-broke-out-of-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639826-a-man-once-thought-hed-discovered-a-new-primary-color-but-it-proved-to-be-merely-a/video/player 2026-01-31T17:01:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639826-a-man-once-thought-hed-discovered-a-new-primary-color-but-it-proved-to-be-merely-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639826-a-man-once-thought-hed-discovered-a-new-primary-color-but-it-proved-to-be-merely-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:47+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639826-a-man-once-thought-hed-discovered-a-new-primary-color-but-it-proved-to-be-merely-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639826-a-man-once-thought-hed-discovered-a-new-primary-color-but-it-proved-to-be-merely-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:47+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639827-youd-think-that-people-who-kept-their-head-warm-would-tend-to-be-healthier-but-as-it/video/player 2026-01-31T21:38:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639827-youd-think-that-people-who-kept-their-head-warm-would-tend-to-be-healthier-but-as-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639827-youd-think-that-people-who-kept-their-head-warm-would-tend-to-be-healthier-but-as-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:39:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You'd think that people who kept their head warm would tend to be healthier... but as it turns out, people who wear turbans are actually more likely to be Sikh - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639827-youd-think-that-people-who-kept-their-head-warm-would-tend-to-be-healthier-but-as-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639827-youd-think-that-people-who-kept-their-head-warm-would-tend-to-be-healthier-but-as-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:39:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639829-what-do-you-call-a-man-with-his-big-toe-above-his-shin-tony/video/player 2026-02-09T21:08:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639829-what-do-you-call-a-man-with-his-big-toe-above-his-shin-tony/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639829-what-do-you-call-a-man-with-his-big-toe-above-his-shin-tony/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639829-what-do-you-call-a-man-with-his-big-toe-above-his-shin-tony/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639829-what-do-you-call-a-man-with-his-big-toe-above-his-shin-tony/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:06+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639832-what-do-you-call-a-vampire-that-sucks-mucus-instead-of-blood-nose-feratu/video/player 2026-04-20T19:28:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose feratu! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose feratu! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639832-what-do-you-call-a-vampire-that-sucks-mucus-instead-of-blood-nose-feratu/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639832-what-do-you-call-a-vampire-that-sucks-mucus-instead-of-blood-nose-feratu/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:09+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose feratu! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a vampire that sucks mucus instead of blood? nose feratu! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639832-what-do-you-call-a-vampire-that-sucks-mucus-instead-of-blood-nose-feratu/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639832-what-do-you-call-a-vampire-that-sucks-mucus-instead-of-blood-nose-feratu/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:09+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639834-what-do-you-call-someone-who-wears-leather-likes-bondage-and-likes-getting-inked/video/player 2024-10-28T03:25:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639834-what-do-you-call-someone-who-wears-leather-likes-bondage-and-likes-getting-inked/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639834-what-do-you-call-someone-who-wears-leather-likes-bondage-and-likes-getting-inked/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639834-what-do-you-call-someone-who-wears-leather-likes-bondage-and-likes-getting-inked/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639834-what-do-you-call-someone-who-wears-leather-likes-bondage-and-likes-getting-inked/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639835-whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-a-tuna-and-a-jar-of-glue-you-you-can-tuna-piano/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639835-whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-a-tuna-and-a-jar-of-glue-you-you-can-tuna-piano/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639835-whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-a-tuna-and-a-jar-of-glue-you-you-can-tuna-piano/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:20+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639835-whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-a-tuna-and-a-jar-of-glue-you-you-can-tuna-piano/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639835-whats-the-difference-between-a-piano-a-tuna-and-a-jar-of-glue-you-you-can-tuna-piano/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:20+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639836-why-arent-koalas-actual-bears-they-dont-meet-the-koalafications/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639836-why-arent-koalas-actual-bears-they-dont-meet-the-koalafications/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639836-why-arent-koalas-actual-bears-they-dont-meet-the-koalafications/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:22+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639836-why-arent-koalas-actual-bears-they-dont-meet-the-koalafications/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639836-why-arent-koalas-actual-bears-they-dont-meet-the-koalafications/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:22+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639837-what-was-dr-frankensteins-second-job-he-was-a-body-builder/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body builder - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body builder - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639837-what-was-dr-frankensteins-second-job-he-was-a-body-builder/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639837-what-was-dr-frankensteins-second-job-he-was-a-body-builder/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body builder - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body builder - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639837-what-was-dr-frankensteins-second-job-he-was-a-body-builder/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639837-what-was-dr-frankensteins-second-job-he-was-a-body-builder/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639839-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639839-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639839-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639839-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639839-what-do-you-call-somebody-with-no-body-and-no-nose-nobody-knows/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639841-this-summer-im-going-to-go-to-the-beach-and-bury-metal-objects-that-say-get-a-life/video/player 2024-10-26T23:20:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639841-this-summer-im-going-to-go-to-the-beach-and-bury-metal-objects-that-say-get-a-life/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639841-this-summer-im-going-to-go-to-the-beach-and-bury-metal-objects-that-say-get-a-life/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:32+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639841-this-summer-im-going-to-go-to-the-beach-and-bury-metal-objects-that-say-get-a-life/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639841-this-summer-im-going-to-go-to-the-beach-and-bury-metal-objects-that-say-get-a-life/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:32+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639843-i-had-a-conversation-with-a-mobius-strip-it-was-one-sided/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one sided. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one sided. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639843-i-had-a-conversation-with-a-mobius-strip-it-was-one-sided/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639843-i-had-a-conversation-with-a-mobius-strip-it-was-one-sided/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one sided. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one sided. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639843-i-had-a-conversation-with-a-mobius-strip-it-was-one-sided/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639843-i-had-a-conversation-with-a-mobius-strip-it-was-one-sided/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639847-coco-the-clown-took-his-car-back-to-the-garage-this-week-the-door-wouldnt-fall-off/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639847-coco-the-clown-took-his-car-back-to-the-garage-this-week-the-door-wouldnt-fall-off/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639847-coco-the-clown-took-his-car-back-to-the-garage-this-week-the-door-wouldnt-fall-off/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:42+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639847-coco-the-clown-took-his-car-back-to-the-garage-this-week-the-door-wouldnt-fall-off/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639847-coco-the-clown-took-his-car-back-to-the-garage-this-week-the-door-wouldnt-fall-off/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:42+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639849-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-sings-jazz-elephants-gerald/video/player 2024-11-15T19:41:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639849-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-sings-jazz-elephants-gerald/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639849-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-sings-jazz-elephants-gerald/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639849-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-sings-jazz-elephants-gerald/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639849-what-do-you-call-a-pachyderm-that-sings-jazz-elephants-gerald/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639850-how-much-do-drum-shaped-sofas-cost-5-dollars-per-cushion/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per cushion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per cushion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639850-how-much-do-drum-shaped-sofas-cost-5-dollars-per-cushion/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639850-how-much-do-drum-shaped-sofas-cost-5-dollars-per-cushion/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per cushion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per cushion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639850-how-much-do-drum-shaped-sofas-cost-5-dollars-per-cushion/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639850-how-much-do-drum-shaped-sofas-cost-5-dollars-per-cushion/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639852-what-do-you-call-a-cow-jumping-over-a-barbed-wire-fence-utter-destruction/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639852-what-do-you-call-a-cow-jumping-over-a-barbed-wire-fence-utter-destruction/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639852-what-do-you-call-a-cow-jumping-over-a-barbed-wire-fence-utter-destruction/video/player 2023-03-19T16:40:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639852-what-do-you-call-a-cow-jumping-over-a-barbed-wire-fence-utter-destruction/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639852-what-do-you-call-a-cow-jumping-over-a-barbed-wire-fence-utter-destruction/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:40:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639853-what-did-the-blue-denims-say-to-the-black-denims-i-guess-we-have-different-genes-knee/video/player 2024-08-12T05:35:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639853-what-did-the-blue-denims-say-to-the-black-denims-i-guess-we-have-different-genes-knee/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639853-what-did-the-blue-denims-say-to-the-black-denims-i-guess-we-have-different-genes-knee/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639853-what-did-the-blue-denims-say-to-the-black-denims-i-guess-we-have-different-genes-knee/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639853-what-did-the-blue-denims-say-to-the-black-denims-i-guess-we-have-different-genes-knee/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639854-did-someone-say-purple-sorry-it-must-have-been-a-pigment-of-my-imagination/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did someone say "purple"? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did someone say "purple"? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639854-did-someone-say-purple-sorry-it-must-have-been-a-pigment-of-my-imagination/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639854-did-someone-say-purple-sorry-it-must-have-been-a-pigment-of-my-imagination/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did someone say "purple"? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did someone say "purple"? Sorry, it must have been a pigment of my imagination! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639854-did-someone-say-purple-sorry-it-must-have-been-a-pigment-of-my-imagination/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639854-did-someone-say-purple-sorry-it-must-have-been-a-pigment-of-my-imagination/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639855-i-just-found-out-im-colorblind-it-came-out-of-the-yellow/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639855-i-just-found-out-im-colorblind-it-came-out-of-the-yellow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639855-i-just-found-out-im-colorblind-it-came-out-of-the-yellow/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639855-i-just-found-out-im-colorblind-it-came-out-of-the-yellow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639855-i-just-found-out-im-colorblind-it-came-out-of-the-yellow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639857-ever-heard-about-that-movie-called-constipation-it-never-came-out/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639857-ever-heard-about-that-movie-called-constipation-it-never-came-out/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639857-ever-heard-about-that-movie-called-constipation-it-never-came-out/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639857-ever-heard-about-that-movie-called-constipation-it-never-came-out/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639857-ever-heard-about-that-movie-called-constipation-it-never-came-out/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:17+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639860-how-does-a-plant-walk-it-uses-a-plant-stand/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639860-how-does-a-plant-walk-it-uses-a-plant-stand/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639860-how-does-a-plant-walk-it-uses-a-plant-stand/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639860-how-does-a-plant-walk-it-uses-a-plant-stand/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639860-how-does-a-plant-walk-it-uses-a-plant-stand/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639861-did-you-hear-about-the-two-silk-worms-that-got-in-a-fight-it-ended-in-a-tie/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639861-did-you-hear-about-the-two-silk-worms-that-got-in-a-fight-it-ended-in-a-tie/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639861-did-you-hear-about-the-two-silk-worms-that-got-in-a-fight-it-ended-in-a-tie/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639861-did-you-hear-about-the-two-silk-worms-that-got-in-a-fight-it-ended-in-a-tie/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639861-did-you-hear-about-the-two-silk-worms-that-got-in-a-fight-it-ended-in-a-tie/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639864-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-who-just-escaped-from-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639864-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-who-just-escaped-from-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639864-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-who-just-escaped-from-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:33+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639864-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-who-just-escaped-from-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639864-what-do-you-call-a-midget-psychic-who-just-escaped-from-prison-a-small-medium-at-large/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:33+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639865-why-does-mr-pencil-hate-mr-pen-so-much-because-he-is-an-erascist/video/player 2024-10-24T03:37:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639865-why-does-mr-pencil-hate-mr-pen-so-much-because-he-is-an-erascist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639865-why-does-mr-pencil-hate-mr-pen-so-much-because-he-is-an-erascist/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much? Because he is an erascist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639865-why-does-mr-pencil-hate-mr-pen-so-much-because-he-is-an-erascist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639865-why-does-mr-pencil-hate-mr-pen-so-much-because-he-is-an-erascist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:37+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639866-i-made-a-model-aircraft-i-wanted-it-to-be-an-unpainted-smooth-finish-wooden-aircraft/video/player 2024-03-21T03:19:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639866-i-made-a-model-aircraft-i-wanted-it-to-be-an-unpainted-smooth-finish-wooden-aircraft/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639866-i-made-a-model-aircraft-i-wanted-it-to-be-an-unpainted-smooth-finish-wooden-aircraft/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639866-i-made-a-model-aircraft-i-wanted-it-to-be-an-unpainted-smooth-finish-wooden-aircraft/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639866-i-made-a-model-aircraft-i-wanted-it-to-be-an-unpainted-smooth-finish-wooden-aircraft/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639867-what-happened-to-the-denver-broncos-in-the-super-bowl-they-had-a-metlife-crisis/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639867-what-happened-to-the-denver-broncos-in-the-super-bowl-they-had-a-metlife-crisis/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639867-what-happened-to-the-denver-broncos-in-the-super-bowl-they-had-a-metlife-crisis/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:47+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639867-what-happened-to-the-denver-broncos-in-the-super-bowl-they-had-a-metlife-crisis/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639867-what-happened-to-the-denver-broncos-in-the-super-bowl-they-had-a-metlife-crisis/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:47+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639869-how-do-you-pay-for-things-in-the-czech-republic-cash-or-czech-edit-a-word/video/player 2026-04-20T19:03:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639869-how-do-you-pay-for-things-in-the-czech-republic-cash-or-czech-edit-a-word/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639869-how-do-you-pay-for-things-in-the-czech-republic-cash-or-czech-edit-a-word/video/player 2023-03-19T16:41:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639869-how-do-you-pay-for-things-in-the-czech-republic-cash-or-czech-edit-a-word/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639869-how-do-you-pay-for-things-in-the-czech-republic-cash-or-czech-edit-a-word/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:41:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639872-what-begins-with-e-ends-with-e-and-has-one-letter-envelope/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639872-what-begins-with-e-ends-with-e-and-has-one-letter-envelope/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639872-what-begins-with-e-ends-with-e-and-has-one-letter-envelope/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639872-what-begins-with-e-ends-with-e-and-has-one-letter-envelope/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639872-what-begins-with-e-ends-with-e-and-has-one-letter-envelope/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639873-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639873-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639873-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:06+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach ... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639873-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639873-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:06+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639876-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-230/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639876-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-230/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639876-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-230/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639876-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-230/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639876-what-time-do-you-go-to-the-dentist-230/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639878-why-did-the-packaged-green-onion-get-into-trouble-because-it-was-a-wrapped-scallion/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639878-why-did-the-packaged-green-onion-get-into-trouble-because-it-was-a-wrapped-scallion/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639878-why-did-the-packaged-green-onion-get-into-trouble-because-it-was-a-wrapped-scallion/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:14+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble? Because it was a wrapped scallion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639878-why-did-the-packaged-green-onion-get-into-trouble-because-it-was-a-wrapped-scallion/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639878-why-did-the-packaged-green-onion-get-into-trouble-because-it-was-a-wrapped-scallion/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:14+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639879-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-recently-the-goatherd-woke-him-up/video/player 2024-11-17T16:56:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639879-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-recently-the-goatherd-woke-him-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639879-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-recently-the-goatherd-woke-him-up/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:19+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639879-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-recently-the-goatherd-woke-him-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639879-did-you-hear-about-the-kidnapping-recently-the-goatherd-woke-him-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:19+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639881-what-do-you-call-two-guys-above-a-window-curt-n-rod/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639881-what-do-you-call-two-guys-above-a-window-curt-n-rod/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639881-what-do-you-call-two-guys-above-a-window-curt-n-rod/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639881-what-do-you-call-two-guys-above-a-window-curt-n-rod/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639881-what-do-you-call-two-guys-above-a-window-curt-n-rod/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:22+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639882-why-did-the-lettuce-get-arrested-for-disturbing-the-peas/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639882-why-did-the-lettuce-get-arrested-for-disturbing-the-peas/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639882-why-did-the-lettuce-get-arrested-for-disturbing-the-peas/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639882-why-did-the-lettuce-get-arrested-for-disturbing-the-peas/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639882-why-did-the-lettuce-get-arrested-for-disturbing-the-peas/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639883-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-fruit-he-was-impeached/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened to the tyrannical fruit? He was impeached! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the tyrannical fruit? He was impeached! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639883-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-fruit-he-was-impeached/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639883-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-fruit-he-was-impeached/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened to the tyrannical fruit? He was impeached! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the tyrannical fruit? He was impeached! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639883-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-fruit-he-was-impeached/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639883-what-happened-to-the-tyrannical-fruit-he-was-impeached/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639884-did-you-hear-about-the-corduroy-pillow-you-didnt-hear-it-made-headlines/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639884-did-you-hear-about-the-corduroy-pillow-you-didnt-hear-it-made-headlines/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639884-did-you-hear-about-the-corduroy-pillow-you-didnt-hear-it-made-headlines/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639884-did-you-hear-about-the-corduroy-pillow-you-didnt-hear-it-made-headlines/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639884-did-you-hear-about-the-corduroy-pillow-you-didnt-hear-it-made-headlines/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639886-today-the-doctor-told-me-that-the-bottom-of-my-heart-has-stopped-functioning-my/video/player 2024-11-17T17:29:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639886-today-the-doctor-told-me-that-the-bottom-of-my-heart-has-stopped-functioning-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639886-today-the-doctor-told-me-that-the-bottom-of-my-heart-has-stopped-functioning-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639886-today-the-doctor-told-me-that-the-bottom-of-my-heart-has-stopped-functioning-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639886-today-the-doctor-told-me-that-the-bottom-of-my-heart-has-stopped-functioning-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639887-how-do-you-make-gold-soup-you-use-14-carrots/video/player 2024-10-27T00:29:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639887-how-do-you-make-gold-soup-you-use-14-carrots/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639887-how-do-you-make-gold-soup-you-use-14-carrots/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639887-how-do-you-make-gold-soup-you-use-14-carrots/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639887-how-do-you-make-gold-soup-you-use-14-carrots/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639888-whats-my-new-year-resolution-well-i-just-got-a-hi-def-tv-so-its-1920-x-1080i/video/player 2026-06-19T02:21:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639888-whats-my-new-year-resolution-well-i-just-got-a-hi-def-tv-so-its-1920-x-1080i/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639888-whats-my-new-year-resolution-well-i-just-got-a-hi-def-tv-so-its-1920-x-1080i/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639888-whats-my-new-year-resolution-well-i-just-got-a-hi-def-tv-so-its-1920-x-1080i/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639888-whats-my-new-year-resolution-well-i-just-got-a-hi-def-tv-so-its-1920-x-1080i/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639889-how-does-a-cactus-do-his-math-homework-he-uses-a-cacti-lator/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti lator! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti lator! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639889-how-does-a-cactus-do-his-math-homework-he-uses-a-cacti-lator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639889-how-does-a-cactus-do-his-math-homework-he-uses-a-cacti-lator/video/player 2023-03-19T16:42:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti lator! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti lator! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639889-how-does-a-cactus-do-his-math-homework-he-uses-a-cacti-lator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639889-how-does-a-cactus-do-his-math-homework-he-uses-a-cacti-lator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:42:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639892-whats-an-ovens-favorite-comedy-routine-deadpan/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639892-whats-an-ovens-favorite-comedy-routine-deadpan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639892-whats-an-ovens-favorite-comedy-routine-deadpan/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639892-whats-an-ovens-favorite-comedy-routine-deadpan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639892-whats-an-ovens-favorite-comedy-routine-deadpan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639893-two-balloons-are-floating-across-the-desert-one-balloon-says-to-the-other-look-out-for/video/player 2026-02-22T08:40:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639893-two-balloons-are-floating-across-the-desert-one-balloon-says-to-the-other-look-out-for/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639893-two-balloons-are-floating-across-the-desert-one-balloon-says-to-the-other-look-out-for/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:08+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639893-two-balloons-are-floating-across-the-desert-one-balloon-says-to-the-other-look-out-for/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639893-two-balloons-are-floating-across-the-desert-one-balloon-says-to-the-other-look-out-for/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:08+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639894-linuxmint-13-or-15-question-why-does-13-have-lts-and-not-newer-versions/video/player 2025-12-15T17:59:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639894-linuxmint-13-or-15-question-why-does-13-have-lts-and-not-newer-versions/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639894-linuxmint-13-or-15-question-why-does-13-have-lts-and-not-newer-versions/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:08+00:00 28 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639894-linuxmint-13-or-15-question-why-does-13-have-lts-and-not-newer-versions/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639894-linuxmint-13-or-15-question-why-does-13-have-lts-and-not-newer-versions/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:08+00:00 28 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639896-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-classical-conditioning/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639896-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-classical-conditioning/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639896-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-classical-conditioning/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:14+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639896-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-classical-conditioning/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639896-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-classical-conditioning/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:14+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639898-what-did-the-slab-of-meat-say-when-it-was-covered-in-salt-and-left-out-to-dry-im/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? "I'm cured!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? "I'm cured!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639898-what-did-the-slab-of-meat-say-when-it-was-covered-in-salt-and-left-out-to-dry-im/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639898-what-did-the-slab-of-meat-say-when-it-was-covered-in-salt-and-left-out-to-dry-im/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:26+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? "I'm cured!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? "I'm cured!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639898-what-did-the-slab-of-meat-say-when-it-was-covered-in-salt-and-left-out-to-dry-im/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639898-what-did-the-slab-of-meat-say-when-it-was-covered-in-salt-and-left-out-to-dry-im/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:26+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639899-what-do-you-call-an-animal-that-goes-through-your-trash-and-tells-great-stories-a/video/player 2024-12-22T17:33:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639899-what-do-you-call-an-animal-that-goes-through-your-trash-and-tells-great-stories-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639899-what-do-you-call-an-animal-that-goes-through-your-trash-and-tells-great-stories-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:27+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an animal that goes through your trash and tells great stories? A raccoonteur. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639899-what-do-you-call-an-animal-that-goes-through-your-trash-and-tells-great-stories-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639899-what-do-you-call-an-animal-that-goes-through-your-trash-and-tells-great-stories-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:27+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639901-im-making-a-band-i-started-a-band-called-999-megabyteswe-havent-gotten-a-gig-yet/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639901-im-making-a-band-i-started-a-band-called-999-megabyteswe-havent-gotten-a-gig-yet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639901-im-making-a-band-i-started-a-band-called-999-megabyteswe-havent-gotten-a-gig-yet/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:39+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639901-im-making-a-band-i-started-a-band-called-999-megabyteswe-havent-gotten-a-gig-yet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639901-im-making-a-band-i-started-a-band-called-999-megabyteswe-havent-gotten-a-gig-yet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:39+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639902-what-do-you-call-thrusting-a-hairy-rod-in-and-out-of-your-mouth-really-fast-then/video/player 2024-05-13T10:13:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639902-what-do-you-call-thrusting-a-hairy-rod-in-and-out-of-your-mouth-really-fast-then/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639902-what-do-you-call-thrusting-a-hairy-rod-in-and-out-of-your-mouth-really-fast-then/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:41+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639902-what-do-you-call-thrusting-a-hairy-rod-in-and-out-of-your-mouth-really-fast-then/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639902-what-do-you-call-thrusting-a-hairy-rod-in-and-out-of-your-mouth-really-fast-then/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:41+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639904-why-doesnt-the-sun-need-to-go-to-university-hes-too-bright/video/player 2026-02-24T21:16:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639904-why-doesnt-the-sun-need-to-go-to-university-hes-too-bright/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639904-why-doesnt-the-sun-need-to-go-to-university-hes-too-bright/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639904-why-doesnt-the-sun-need-to-go-to-university-hes-too-bright/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639904-why-doesnt-the-sun-need-to-go-to-university-hes-too-bright/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639905-do-you-know-why-one-side-of-the-the-v-formation-of-geese-in-flight-is-longer-than-the/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639905-do-you-know-why-one-side-of-the-the-v-formation-of-geese-in-flight-is-longer-than-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639905-do-you-know-why-one-side-of-the-the-v-formation-of-geese-in-flight-is-longer-than-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you know why one side of the the V formation of geese in flight is longer than the other side? Because It has more geese in it! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639905-do-you-know-why-one-side-of-the-the-v-formation-of-geese-in-flight-is-longer-than-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639905-do-you-know-why-one-side-of-the-the-v-formation-of-geese-in-flight-is-longer-than-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639907-why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-nearest-shell-station/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639907-why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-nearest-shell-station/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639907-why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-nearest-shell-station/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639907-why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-nearest-shell-station/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639907-why-did-the-turtle-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-nearest-shell-station/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639908-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-you-think-its-the-r-but-its-really-the-c-happy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the "R" but it's really the "C". Happy talk like a pirate day! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the "R" but it's really the "C". Happy talk like a pirate day! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639908-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-you-think-its-the-r-but-its-really-the-c-happy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639908-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-you-think-its-the-r-but-its-really-the-c-happy/video/player 2023-03-19T16:43:58+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the "R" but it's really the "C". Happy talk like a pirate day! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the "R" but it's really the "C". Happy talk like a pirate day! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639908-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-you-think-its-the-r-but-its-really-the-c-happy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639908-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-you-think-its-the-r-but-its-really-the-c-happy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:43:58+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639911-did-you-hear-about-the-native-american-who-went-to-a-party-and-drank-37-cups-of-tea/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639911-did-you-hear-about-the-native-american-who-went-to-a-party-and-drank-37-cups-of-tea/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639911-did-you-hear-about-the-native-american-who-went-to-a-party-and-drank-37-cups-of-tea/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639911-did-you-hear-about-the-native-american-who-went-to-a-party-and-drank-37-cups-of-tea/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639911-did-you-hear-about-the-native-american-who-went-to-a-party-and-drank-37-cups-of-tea/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639912-what-did-the-elephant-say-to-the-horn-less-rhino-rhino-horn/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the elephant say to the horn less rhino? "Rhino horn?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the elephant say to the horn less rhino? "Rhino horn?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639912-what-did-the-elephant-say-to-the-horn-less-rhino-rhino-horn/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639912-what-did-the-elephant-say-to-the-horn-less-rhino-rhino-horn/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:09+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the elephant say to the horn less rhino? "Rhino horn?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the elephant say to the horn less rhino? "Rhino horn?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639912-what-did-the-elephant-say-to-the-horn-less-rhino-rhino-horn/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639912-what-did-the-elephant-say-to-the-horn-less-rhino-rhino-horn/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:09+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639913-how-do-porcupines-play-leapfrog-very-carefully/video/player 2024-12-08T06:01:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639913-how-do-porcupines-play-leapfrog-very-carefully/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639913-how-do-porcupines-play-leapfrog-very-carefully/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:18+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639913-how-do-porcupines-play-leapfrog-very-carefully/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639913-how-do-porcupines-play-leapfrog-very-carefully/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:18+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639914-where-does-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639914-where-does-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639914-where-does-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639914-where-does-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639914-where-does-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639915-how-many-super-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-1-but-it-will-take-3/video/player 2024-03-21T03:20:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639915-how-many-super-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-1-but-it-will-take-3/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639915-how-many-super-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-1-but-it-will-take-3/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:28+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639915-how-many-super-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-1-but-it-will-take-3/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639915-how-many-super-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-1-but-it-will-take-3/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:28+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639917-what-do-you-call-99-bunnies-walking-forward-and-they-take-one-step-backwards-a-receding/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639917-what-do-you-call-99-bunnies-walking-forward-and-they-take-one-step-backwards-a-receding/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639917-what-do-you-call-99-bunnies-walking-forward-and-they-take-one-step-backwards-a-receding/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:34+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639917-what-do-you-call-99-bunnies-walking-forward-and-they-take-one-step-backwards-a-receding/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639917-what-do-you-call-99-bunnies-walking-forward-and-they-take-one-step-backwards-a-receding/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:34+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639918-what-kind-of-jeans-do-ghosts-wear-boo-jeans/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639918-what-kind-of-jeans-do-ghosts-wear-boo-jeans/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639918-what-kind-of-jeans-do-ghosts-wear-boo-jeans/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of jeans do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639918-what-kind-of-jeans-do-ghosts-wear-boo-jeans/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639918-what-kind-of-jeans-do-ghosts-wear-boo-jeans/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639920-what-should-you-do-before-criticizing-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video/player 2024-10-24T05:23:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What should you do before criticizing Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What should you do before criticizing Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639920-what-should-you-do-before-criticizing-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639920-what-should-you-do-before-criticizing-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What should you do before criticizing Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What should you do before criticizing Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639920-what-should-you-do-before-criticizing-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639920-what-should-you-do-before-criticizing-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639921-what-do-you-call-a-father-who-was-kidnapped-in-iraq-a-baghdad/video/player 2026-02-23T05:57:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639921-what-do-you-call-a-father-who-was-kidnapped-in-iraq-a-baghdad/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639921-what-do-you-call-a-father-who-was-kidnapped-in-iraq-a-baghdad/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a father who was kidnapped in Iraq? A Baghdad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639921-what-do-you-call-a-father-who-was-kidnapped-in-iraq-a-baghdad/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639921-what-do-you-call-a-father-who-was-kidnapped-in-iraq-a-baghdad/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:51+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639923-what-has-six-eyes-but-cannot-see-three-men-in-a-house-with-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639923-what-has-six-eyes-but-cannot-see-three-men-in-a-house-with-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639923-what-has-six-eyes-but-cannot-see-three-men-in-a-house-with-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has six eyes but cannot see? Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639923-what-has-six-eyes-but-cannot-see-three-men-in-a-house-with-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639923-what-has-six-eyes-but-cannot-see-three-men-in-a-house-with-dirty-dishes-in-the-sink/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639924-what-do-egyptians-do-when-their-mass-transit-breaks-down-get-anubis/video/player 2024-10-26T16:02:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639924-what-do-egyptians-do-when-their-mass-transit-breaks-down-get-anubis/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639924-what-do-egyptians-do-when-their-mass-transit-breaks-down-get-anubis/video/player 2023-03-19T16:44:58+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do Egyptians do when their mass transit breaks down? Get Anubis. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639924-what-do-egyptians-do-when-their-mass-transit-breaks-down-get-anubis/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639924-what-do-egyptians-do-when-their-mass-transit-breaks-down-get-anubis/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:44:58+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639926-whats-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-unlawful-is-against-the-law-and/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639926-whats-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-unlawful-is-against-the-law-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639926-whats-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-unlawful-is-against-the-law-and/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639926-whats-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-unlawful-is-against-the-law-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639926-whats-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-unlawful-is-against-the-law-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:12+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639928-how-long-did-it-take-for-the-police-to-catch-the-man-running-in-his-underwear-it-was-a/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639928-how-long-did-it-take-for-the-police-to-catch-the-man-running-in-his-underwear-it-was-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639928-how-long-did-it-take-for-the-police-to-catch-the-man-running-in-his-underwear-it-was-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:15+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639928-how-long-did-it-take-for-the-police-to-catch-the-man-running-in-his-underwear-it-was-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639928-how-long-did-it-take-for-the-police-to-catch-the-man-running-in-his-underwear-it-was-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:15+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639929-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-neighbor-naybor-for-pessimist-horses/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639929-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-neighbor-naybor-for-pessimist-horses/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639929-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-neighbor-naybor-for-pessimist-horses/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:20+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do call a horse that lives near you? A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639929-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-neighbor-naybor-for-pessimist-horses/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639929-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-neighbor-naybor-for-pessimist-horses/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:20+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639930-a-termite-walks-into-a-pub-and-asks-wheres-the-bar-tender/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639930-a-termite-walks-into-a-pub-and-asks-wheres-the-bar-tender/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639930-a-termite-walks-into-a-pub-and-asks-wheres-the-bar-tender/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:22+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639930-a-termite-walks-into-a-pub-and-asks-wheres-the-bar-tender/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639930-a-termite-walks-into-a-pub-and-asks-wheres-the-bar-tender/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:22+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639931-what-kind-of-birds-stick-together-vel-crows/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of birds stick together? Vel crows - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of birds stick together? Vel crows - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639931-what-kind-of-birds-stick-together-vel-crows/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639931-what-kind-of-birds-stick-together-vel-crows/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of birds stick together? Vel crows - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of birds stick together? Vel crows - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639931-what-kind-of-birds-stick-together-vel-crows/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639931-what-kind-of-birds-stick-together-vel-crows/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639933-what-happens-when-you-get-some-vinegar-in-your-ear-you-suffer-from-pickled-hearing/video/player 2026-01-31T18:52:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639933-what-happens-when-you-get-some-vinegar-in-your-ear-you-suffer-from-pickled-hearing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639933-what-happens-when-you-get-some-vinegar-in-your-ear-you-suffer-from-pickled-hearing/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639933-what-happens-when-you-get-some-vinegar-in-your-ear-you-suffer-from-pickled-hearing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639933-what-happens-when-you-get-some-vinegar-in-your-ear-you-suffer-from-pickled-hearing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639936-a-sad-can-goes-to-get-recycled-he-was-soda-pressed/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda pressed. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda pressed. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639936-a-sad-can-goes-to-get-recycled-he-was-soda-pressed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639936-a-sad-can-goes-to-get-recycled-he-was-soda-pressed/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda pressed. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda pressed. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639936-a-sad-can-goes-to-get-recycled-he-was-soda-pressed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639936-a-sad-can-goes-to-get-recycled-he-was-soda-pressed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639937-what-does-drew-carey-have-in-his-driveway-cleveland-rocks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639937-what-does-drew-carey-have-in-his-driveway-cleveland-rocks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639937-what-does-drew-carey-have-in-his-driveway-cleveland-rocks/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:46+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639937-what-does-drew-carey-have-in-his-driveway-cleveland-rocks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639937-what-does-drew-carey-have-in-his-driveway-cleveland-rocks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:46+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639938-why-dont-you-want-your-nose-to-be-12-inches-long-because-then-it-would-be-a-foot/video/player 2026-02-01T01:27:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639938-why-dont-you-want-your-nose-to-be-12-inches-long-because-then-it-would-be-a-foot/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639938-why-dont-you-want-your-nose-to-be-12-inches-long-because-then-it-would-be-a-foot/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:49+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639938-why-dont-you-want-your-nose-to-be-12-inches-long-because-then-it-would-be-a-foot/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639938-why-dont-you-want-your-nose-to-be-12-inches-long-because-then-it-would-be-a-foot/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:49+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639939-a-long-joke/video/player 2026-02-09T21:56:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639939-a-long-joke/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639939-a-long-joke/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:53+00:00 26 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A long joke jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639939-a-long-joke/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639939-a-long-joke/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:53+00:00 26 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639940-branson-my-wife-and-i-went-to-branson-missouri-i-think-our-hotel-caters-to-senior/video/player 2026-02-21T16:04:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639940-branson-my-wife-and-i-went-to-branson-missouri-i-think-our-hotel-caters-to-senior/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639940-branson-my-wife-and-i-went-to-branson-missouri-i-think-our-hotel-caters-to-senior/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:53+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639940-branson-my-wife-and-i-went-to-branson-missouri-i-think-our-hotel-caters-to-senior/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639940-branson-my-wife-and-i-went-to-branson-missouri-i-think-our-hotel-caters-to-senior/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:53+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639941-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-ocean-nothing-they-just-waved/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639941-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-ocean-nothing-they-just-waved/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639941-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-ocean-nothing-they-just-waved/video/player 2023-03-19T16:45:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639941-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-ocean-nothing-they-just-waved/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639941-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-ocean-nothing-they-just-waved/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:45:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639943-abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz-noel/video/player 2025-01-15T21:53:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639943-abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz-noel/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639943-abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz-noel/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:12+00:00 23 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639943-abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz-noel/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639943-abcdefghijkmnopqrstuvwxyz-noel/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:12+00:00 23 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639944-kids-i-dont-know-if-our-ceiling-is-the-best-ceiling-but-its-definitely-up-there/video/player 2026-02-23T09:33:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639944-kids-i-dont-know-if-our-ceiling-is-the-best-ceiling-but-its-definitely-up-there/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639944-kids-i-dont-know-if-our-ceiling-is-the-best-ceiling-but-its-definitely-up-there/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:16+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Kids, I don't know if our ceiling is the best ceiling... ...but it's definitely up there. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639944-kids-i-dont-know-if-our-ceiling-is-the-best-ceiling-but-its-definitely-up-there/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639944-kids-i-dont-know-if-our-ceiling-is-the-best-ceiling-but-its-definitely-up-there/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:16+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639945-why-was-the-hula-hoop-a-great-boxer-it-could-go-round-for-round/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639945-why-was-the-hula-hoop-a-great-boxer-it-could-go-round-for-round/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639945-why-was-the-hula-hoop-a-great-boxer-it-could-go-round-for-round/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:17+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639945-why-was-the-hula-hoop-a-great-boxer-it-could-go-round-for-round/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639945-why-was-the-hula-hoop-a-great-boxer-it-could-go-round-for-round/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:17+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639946-how-do-you-make-7-even-remove-the-s/video/player 2026-01-31T20:36:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you make 7 even? remove the "s" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make 7 even? remove the "s" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639946-how-do-you-make-7-even-remove-the-s/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639946-how-do-you-make-7-even-remove-the-s/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:19+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you make 7 even? remove the "s" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make 7 even? remove the "s" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639946-how-do-you-make-7-even-remove-the-s/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639946-how-do-you-make-7-even-remove-the-s/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:19+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639948-what-gets-longer-the-more-you-cut-it-at-both-ends-a-ditch/video/player 2024-05-13T09:06:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639948-what-gets-longer-the-more-you-cut-it-at-both-ends-a-ditch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639948-what-gets-longer-the-more-you-cut-it-at-both-ends-a-ditch/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:23+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639948-what-gets-longer-the-more-you-cut-it-at-both-ends-a-ditch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639948-what-gets-longer-the-more-you-cut-it-at-both-ends-a-ditch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:23+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639949-where-does-dubious-pasta-come-from-the-spaghetto-i-cant-take-all-the-credit-however-i/video/player 2024-10-24T03:18:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the gaydar/c5lnkep) guy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the gaydar/c5lnkep) guy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639949-where-does-dubious-pasta-come-from-the-spaghetto-i-cant-take-all-the-credit-however-i/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639949-where-does-dubious-pasta-come-from-the-spaghetto-i-cant-take-all-the-credit-however-i/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:28+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the gaydar/c5lnkep) guy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the gaydar/c5lnkep) guy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639949-where-does-dubious-pasta-come-from-the-spaghetto-i-cant-take-all-the-credit-however-i/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639949-where-does-dubious-pasta-come-from-the-spaghetto-i-cant-take-all-the-credit-however-i/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:28+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639950-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639950-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639950-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639950-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639950-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:37+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639951-why-was-the-chicken-kicked-out-of-class-for-using-fowl-language/video/player 2026-06-17T13:29:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639951-why-was-the-chicken-kicked-out-of-class-for-using-fowl-language/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639951-why-was-the-chicken-kicked-out-of-class-for-using-fowl-language/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639951-why-was-the-chicken-kicked-out-of-class-for-using-fowl-language/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639951-why-was-the-chicken-kicked-out-of-class-for-using-fowl-language/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639952-at-least-i-now-know-why-the-lions-leave-the-plains-before-the-end-of-summer-because-the/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639952-at-least-i-now-know-why-the-lions-leave-the-plains-before-the-end-of-summer-because-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639952-at-least-i-now-know-why-the-lions-leave-the-plains-before-the-end-of-summer-because-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639952-at-least-i-now-know-why-the-lions-leave-the-plains-before-the-end-of-summer-because-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639952-at-least-i-now-know-why-the-lions-leave-the-plains-before-the-end-of-summer-because-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639954-what-do-you-call-an-economist-at-an-amusement-park-who-is-just-sitting-around-a-lazy-fair/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639954-what-do-you-call-an-economist-at-an-amusement-park-who-is-just-sitting-around-a-lazy-fair/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639954-what-do-you-call-an-economist-at-an-amusement-park-who-is-just-sitting-around-a-lazy-fair/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639954-what-do-you-call-an-economist-at-an-amusement-park-who-is-just-sitting-around-a-lazy-fair/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639954-what-do-you-call-an-economist-at-an-amusement-park-who-is-just-sitting-around-a-lazy-fair/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639955-how-did-the-prostitute-get-promoted-she-slept-her-way-to-the-top/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639955-how-did-the-prostitute-get-promoted-she-slept-her-way-to-the-top/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639955-how-did-the-prostitute-get-promoted-she-slept-her-way-to-the-top/video/player 2023-03-19T16:46:58+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639955-how-did-the-prostitute-get-promoted-she-slept-her-way-to-the-top/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639955-how-did-the-prostitute-get-promoted-she-slept-her-way-to-the-top/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:46:58+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639957-what-did-the-space-between-two-tiles-say-i-am-grout/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639957-what-did-the-space-between-two-tiles-say-i-am-grout/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639957-what-did-the-space-between-two-tiles-say-i-am-grout/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639957-what-did-the-space-between-two-tiles-say-i-am-grout/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639957-what-did-the-space-between-two-tiles-say-i-am-grout/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639959-what-do-you-say-to-the-montana-barista-when-they-overfill-your-chamomile-beautiful/video/player 2024-05-13T10:21:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639959-what-do-you-say-to-the-montana-barista-when-they-overfill-your-chamomile-beautiful/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639959-what-do-you-say-to-the-montana-barista-when-they-overfill-your-chamomile-beautiful/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say to the Montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? Beautiful - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639959-what-do-you-say-to-the-montana-barista-when-they-overfill-your-chamomile-beautiful/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639959-what-do-you-say-to-the-montana-barista-when-they-overfill-your-chamomile-beautiful/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639960-whats-green-and-fuzzy-and-can-kill-you-if-it-falls-from-a-tree-a-pool-table/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639960-whats-green-and-fuzzy-and-can-kill-you-if-it-falls-from-a-tree-a-pool-table/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639960-whats-green-and-fuzzy-and-can-kill-you-if-it-falls-from-a-tree-a-pool-table/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:11+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639960-whats-green-and-fuzzy-and-can-kill-you-if-it-falls-from-a-tree-a-pool-table/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639960-whats-green-and-fuzzy-and-can-kill-you-if-it-falls-from-a-tree-a-pool-table/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:11+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639961-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639961-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639961-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639961-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639961-how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance-you-put-a-little-boogie-in-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639962-wanna-hear-a-construction-joke-im-working-on-it/video/player 2026-02-22T06:47:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639962-wanna-hear-a-construction-joke-im-working-on-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639962-wanna-hear-a-construction-joke-im-working-on-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639962-wanna-hear-a-construction-joke-im-working-on-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639962-wanna-hear-a-construction-joke-im-working-on-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639963-what-do-gamers-plant-in-their-garden-skill-trees-dances-wildly-with-top-hat-and-cane/video/player 2026-02-22T06:17:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639963-what-do-gamers-plant-in-their-garden-skill-trees-dances-wildly-with-top-hat-and-cane/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639963-what-do-gamers-plant-in-their-garden-skill-trees-dances-wildly-with-top-hat-and-cane/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639963-what-do-gamers-plant-in-their-garden-skill-trees-dances-wildly-with-top-hat-and-cane/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639963-what-do-gamers-plant-in-their-garden-skill-trees-dances-wildly-with-top-hat-and-cane/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639964-whats-an-idealist-vegetarians-favorite-meal-peas-and-hominy/video/player 2024-12-17T22:01:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639964-whats-an-idealist-vegetarians-favorite-meal-peas-and-hominy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639964-whats-an-idealist-vegetarians-favorite-meal-peas-and-hominy/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639964-whats-an-idealist-vegetarians-favorite-meal-peas-and-hominy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639964-whats-an-idealist-vegetarians-favorite-meal-peas-and-hominy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639965-whos-bad-at-baseball-but-fun-at-parties-a-pitcher-filled-with-margaritas/video/player 2026-02-22T07:05:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639965-whos-bad-at-baseball-but-fun-at-parties-a-pitcher-filled-with-margaritas/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639965-whos-bad-at-baseball-but-fun-at-parties-a-pitcher-filled-with-margaritas/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:41+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639965-whos-bad-at-baseball-but-fun-at-parties-a-pitcher-filled-with-margaritas/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639965-whos-bad-at-baseball-but-fun-at-parties-a-pitcher-filled-with-margaritas/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:41+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639966-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-two-chains-and-a-cow-truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu moooooooooooooooooo!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu moooooooooooooooooo!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639966-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-two-chains-and-a-cow-truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639966-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-two-chains-and-a-cow-truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu moooooooooooooooooo!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu moooooooooooooooooo!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639966-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-two-chains-and-a-cow-truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639966-what-do-you-get-when-you-mix-two-chains-and-a-cow-truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639968-why-do-elephants-hide-behind-trees-to-trip-ants/video/player 2024-03-21T03:21:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639968-why-do-elephants-hide-behind-trees-to-trip-ants/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639968-why-do-elephants-hide-behind-trees-to-trip-ants/video/player 2023-03-19T16:47:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639968-why-do-elephants-hide-behind-trees-to-trip-ants/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639968-why-do-elephants-hide-behind-trees-to-trip-ants/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:47:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639970-i-can-make-a-movie-with-my-hand-all-it-takes-is-a-flick-of-the-wrist/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639970-i-can-make-a-movie-with-my-hand-all-it-takes-is-a-flick-of-the-wrist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639970-i-can-make-a-movie-with-my-hand-all-it-takes-is-a-flick-of-the-wrist/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639970-i-can-make-a-movie-with-my-hand-all-it-takes-is-a-flick-of-the-wrist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639970-i-can-make-a-movie-with-my-hand-all-it-takes-is-a-flick-of-the-wrist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639971-i-am-not-pro-gay-i-am-not-even-amateur-gay-but-i-support-their-rights/video/player 2024-11-17T17:03:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639971-i-am-not-pro-gay-i-am-not-even-amateur-gay-but-i-support-their-rights/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639971-i-am-not-pro-gay-i-am-not-even-amateur-gay-but-i-support-their-rights/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639971-i-am-not-pro-gay-i-am-not-even-amateur-gay-but-i-support-their-rights/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639971-i-am-not-pro-gay-i-am-not-even-amateur-gay-but-i-support-their-rights/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:01+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639973-why-didnt-the-american-leek-want-to-talk-to-the-japanese-leek-because-it-was-negi/video/player 2026-05-05T01:42:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639973-why-didnt-the-american-leek-want-to-talk-to-the-japanese-leek-because-it-was-negi/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639973-why-didnt-the-american-leek-want-to-talk-to-the-japanese-leek-because-it-was-negi/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639973-why-didnt-the-american-leek-want-to-talk-to-the-japanese-leek-because-it-was-negi/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639973-why-didnt-the-american-leek-want-to-talk-to-the-japanese-leek-because-it-was-negi/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639974-i-hate-girls-with-double-standards-unless-theyre-pretty/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639974-i-hate-girls-with-double-standards-unless-theyre-pretty/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639974-i-hate-girls-with-double-standards-unless-theyre-pretty/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639974-i-hate-girls-with-double-standards-unless-theyre-pretty/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639974-i-hate-girls-with-double-standards-unless-theyre-pretty/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639976-what-did-the-lazy-surgeon-say-to-his-patient-suture-self/video/player 2026-02-24T21:39:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639976-what-did-the-lazy-surgeon-say-to-his-patient-suture-self/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639976-what-did-the-lazy-surgeon-say-to-his-patient-suture-self/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:16+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639976-what-did-the-lazy-surgeon-say-to-his-patient-suture-self/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639976-what-did-the-lazy-surgeon-say-to-his-patient-suture-self/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:16+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639977-i-have-found-that-there-are-three-kinds-of-people-those-who-can-count-and-those-who/video/player 2025-12-15T19:29:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639977-i-have-found-that-there-are-three-kinds-of-people-those-who-can-count-and-those-who/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639977-i-have-found-that-there-are-three-kinds-of-people-those-who-can-count-and-those-who/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639977-i-have-found-that-there-are-three-kinds-of-people-those-who-can-count-and-those-who/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639977-i-have-found-that-there-are-three-kinds-of-people-those-who-can-count-and-those-who/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:17+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639978-i-made-half-a-cup-of-tea-the-other-day-it-was-so-nice-i-had-two/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639978-i-made-half-a-cup-of-tea-the-other-day-it-was-so-nice-i-had-two/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639978-i-made-half-a-cup-of-tea-the-other-day-it-was-so-nice-i-had-two/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:20+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I made half a cup of tea the other day... It was so nice I had two. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639978-i-made-half-a-cup-of-tea-the-other-day-it-was-so-nice-i-had-two/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639978-i-made-half-a-cup-of-tea-the-other-day-it-was-so-nice-i-had-two/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:20+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639979-why-did-peanut-butter-flop-at-the-talent-show-he-didnt-have-the-right-jam/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639979-why-did-peanut-butter-flop-at-the-talent-show-he-didnt-have-the-right-jam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639979-why-did-peanut-butter-flop-at-the-talent-show-he-didnt-have-the-right-jam/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:22+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show? He didn't have the right jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639979-why-did-peanut-butter-flop-at-the-talent-show-he-didnt-have-the-right-jam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639979-why-did-peanut-butter-flop-at-the-talent-show-he-didnt-have-the-right-jam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:22+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639982-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-a-squid-laugh-tentacles/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639982-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-a-squid-laugh-tentacles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639982-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-a-squid-laugh-tentacles/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639982-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-a-squid-laugh-tentacles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639982-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-a-squid-laugh-tentacles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:33+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639984-where-do-cows-go-for-parties-the-moovies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639984-where-do-cows-go-for-parties-the-moovies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639984-where-do-cows-go-for-parties-the-moovies/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639984-where-do-cows-go-for-parties-the-moovies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639984-where-do-cows-go-for-parties-the-moovies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639986-how-many-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-one-but-it-takes-5-episodes/video/player 2026-02-09T16:53:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639986-how-many-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-one-but-it-takes-5-episodes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639986-how-many-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-one-but-it-takes-5-episodes/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639986-how-many-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-one-but-it-takes-5-episodes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639986-how-many-saiyans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-just-one-but-it-takes-5-episodes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639987-did-you-hear-about-the-schizophrenic-accounts-manager-he-couldnt-help-but-hear/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639987-did-you-hear-about-the-schizophrenic-accounts-manager-he-couldnt-help-but-hear/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639987-did-you-hear-about-the-schizophrenic-accounts-manager-he-couldnt-help-but-hear/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:48+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639987-did-you-hear-about-the-schizophrenic-accounts-manager-he-couldnt-help-but-hear/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639987-did-you-hear-about-the-schizophrenic-accounts-manager-he-couldnt-help-but-hear/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:48+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639988-my-joke-why-do-galaxies-put-on-boring-shows-while-separated-because-their-performance/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 [My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack cluster. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack cluster. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639988-my-joke-why-do-galaxies-put-on-boring-shows-while-separated-because-their-performance/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639988-my-joke-why-do-galaxies-put-on-boring-shows-while-separated-because-their-performance/video/player 2023-03-19T16:48:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack cluster. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [My Joke] Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated? Because their performance is lack cluster. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639988-my-joke-why-do-galaxies-put-on-boring-shows-while-separated-because-their-performance/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639988-my-joke-why-do-galaxies-put-on-boring-shows-while-separated-because-their-performance/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:48:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639989-knock-knock/video/player 2024-12-17T23:33:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock Knock... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock Knock... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639989-knock-knock/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639989-knock-knock/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:02+00:00 39 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock Knock... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock Knock... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639989-knock-knock/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639989-knock-knock/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:02+00:00 39 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639990-there-is-a-special-species-of-bird-that-is-really-good-at-holding-stuff-together/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639990-there-is-a-special-species-of-bird-that-is-really-good-at-holding-stuff-together/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639990-there-is-a-special-species-of-bird-that-is-really-good-at-holding-stuff-together/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639990-there-is-a-special-species-of-bird-that-is-really-good-at-holding-stuff-together/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639990-there-is-a-special-species-of-bird-that-is-really-good-at-holding-stuff-together/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639991-what-side-dish-do-frogs-like-to-enjoy-with-their-hamburgers-french-flies/video/player 2024-05-13T16:42:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639991-what-side-dish-do-frogs-like-to-enjoy-with-their-hamburgers-french-flies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639991-what-side-dish-do-frogs-like-to-enjoy-with-their-hamburgers-french-flies/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639991-what-side-dish-do-frogs-like-to-enjoy-with-their-hamburgers-french-flies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639991-what-side-dish-do-frogs-like-to-enjoy-with-their-hamburgers-french-flies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639992-why-are-jokes-about-rotten-eggs-banned-because-theyre-infeggtious/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639992-why-are-jokes-about-rotten-eggs-banned-because-theyre-infeggtious/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639992-why-are-jokes-about-rotten-eggs-banned-because-theyre-infeggtious/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639992-why-are-jokes-about-rotten-eggs-banned-because-theyre-infeggtious/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639992-why-are-jokes-about-rotten-eggs-banned-because-theyre-infeggtious/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639993-what-do-cows-do-for-fun-they-go-to-the-mooooo-vies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo vies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo vies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639993-what-do-cows-do-for-fun-they-go-to-the-mooooo-vies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639993-what-do-cows-do-for-fun-they-go-to-the-mooooo-vies/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo vies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo vies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639993-what-do-cows-do-for-fun-they-go-to-the-mooooo-vies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639993-what-do-cows-do-for-fun-they-go-to-the-mooooo-vies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639996-why-did-the-puppy-get-away-with-committing-murder-he-had-paws-able-deniability/video/player 2026-02-06T22:54:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws able deniability. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws able deniability. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639996-why-did-the-puppy-get-away-with-committing-murder-he-had-paws-able-deniability/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639996-why-did-the-puppy-get-away-with-committing-murder-he-had-paws-able-deniability/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws able deniability. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws able deniability. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639996-why-did-the-puppy-get-away-with-committing-murder-he-had-paws-able-deniability/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639996-why-did-the-puppy-get-away-with-committing-murder-he-had-paws-able-deniability/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639997-there-once-was-a-jealous-zombie-but-he-ate-his-heart-out/video/player 2025-01-08T21:18:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639997-there-once-was-a-jealous-zombie-but-he-ate-his-heart-out/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639997-there-once-was-a-jealous-zombie-but-he-ate-his-heart-out/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:36+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639997-there-once-was-a-jealous-zombie-but-he-ate-his-heart-out/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639997-there-once-was-a-jealous-zombie-but-he-ate-his-heart-out/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:36+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639998-what-do-you-call-a-ubiquitous-spud-a-common-tater/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common tater! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common tater! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639998-what-do-you-call-a-ubiquitous-spud-a-common-tater/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639998-what-do-you-call-a-ubiquitous-spud-a-common-tater/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common tater! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common tater! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639998-what-do-you-call-a-ubiquitous-spud-a-common-tater/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3639998-what-do-you-call-a-ubiquitous-spud-a-common-tater/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640000-why-was-cinderella-banned-from-playing-sports-because-she-always-ran-away-from-the-ball/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640000-why-was-cinderella-banned-from-playing-sports-because-she-always-ran-away-from-the-ball/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640000-why-was-cinderella-banned-from-playing-sports-because-she-always-ran-away-from-the-ball/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640000-why-was-cinderella-banned-from-playing-sports-because-she-always-ran-away-from-the-ball/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640000-why-was-cinderella-banned-from-playing-sports-because-she-always-ran-away-from-the-ball/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640002-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-its-probably-too-cheesy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640002-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-its-probably-too-cheesy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640002-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-its-probably-too-cheesy/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's probably too cheesy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640002-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-its-probably-too-cheesy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640002-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-its-probably-too-cheesy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640003-what-has-a-bottom-at-the-top-your-legs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What has a bottom at the top? Your legs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has a bottom at the top? Your legs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640003-what-has-a-bottom-at-the-top-your-legs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640003-what-has-a-bottom-at-the-top-your-legs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What has a bottom at the top? Your legs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has a bottom at the top? Your legs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640003-what-has-a-bottom-at-the-top-your-legs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640003-what-has-a-bottom-at-the-top-your-legs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640004-what-type-of-grain-uses-profanity-vulgar-wheat/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640004-what-type-of-grain-uses-profanity-vulgar-wheat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640004-what-type-of-grain-uses-profanity-vulgar-wheat/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640004-what-type-of-grain-uses-profanity-vulgar-wheat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640004-what-type-of-grain-uses-profanity-vulgar-wheat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640006-what-do-you-call-a-penguin-with-a-smoking-problem-its-a-puffin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640006-what-do-you-call-a-penguin-with-a-smoking-problem-its-a-puffin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640006-what-do-you-call-a-penguin-with-a-smoking-problem-its-a-puffin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:49:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a penguin with a smoking problem? It's a puffin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640006-what-do-you-call-a-penguin-with-a-smoking-problem-its-a-puffin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640006-what-do-you-call-a-penguin-with-a-smoking-problem-its-a-puffin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:49:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640007-what-did-they-call-the-pillsbury-doughboy-after-he-hurt-his-leg-limp-biscuit/video/player 2024-03-21T03:22:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640007-what-did-they-call-the-pillsbury-doughboy-after-he-hurt-his-leg-limp-biscuit/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640007-what-did-they-call-the-pillsbury-doughboy-after-he-hurt-his-leg-limp-biscuit/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:06+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640007-what-did-they-call-the-pillsbury-doughboy-after-he-hurt-his-leg-limp-biscuit/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640007-what-did-they-call-the-pillsbury-doughboy-after-he-hurt-his-leg-limp-biscuit/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:06+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640012-better-be-named-after-what-if-you-had-to-choose-would-you-prefer-having-a-disease/video/player 2024-05-13T08:58:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640012-better-be-named-after-what-if-you-had-to-choose-would-you-prefer-having-a-disease/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640012-better-be-named-after-what-if-you-had-to-choose-would-you-prefer-having-a-disease/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:14+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640012-better-be-named-after-what-if-you-had-to-choose-would-you-prefer-having-a-disease/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640012-better-be-named-after-what-if-you-had-to-choose-would-you-prefer-having-a-disease/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:14+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640013-did-you-hear-about-the-neutron-who-was-arrested-he-was-held-without-charge/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640013-did-you-hear-about-the-neutron-who-was-arrested-he-was-held-without-charge/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640013-did-you-hear-about-the-neutron-who-was-arrested-he-was-held-without-charge/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:15+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640013-did-you-hear-about-the-neutron-who-was-arrested-he-was-held-without-charge/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640013-did-you-hear-about-the-neutron-who-was-arrested-he-was-held-without-charge/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:15+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640014-i-know-a-woman-who-owns-a-taser-let-me-tell-you-shes-stunning/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640014-i-know-a-woman-who-owns-a-taser-let-me-tell-you-shes-stunning/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640014-i-know-a-woman-who-owns-a-taser-let-me-tell-you-shes-stunning/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640014-i-know-a-woman-who-owns-a-taser-let-me-tell-you-shes-stunning/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640014-i-know-a-woman-who-owns-a-taser-let-me-tell-you-shes-stunning/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640015-have-you-ever-heard-the-one-about-the-dust-bunny-and-the-mud-pie-well-then-sorry-i/video/player 2026-02-07T00:29:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640015-have-you-ever-heard-the-one-about-the-dust-bunny-and-the-mud-pie-well-then-sorry-i/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640015-have-you-ever-heard-the-one-about-the-dust-bunny-and-the-mud-pie-well-then-sorry-i/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:29+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640015-have-you-ever-heard-the-one-about-the-dust-bunny-and-the-mud-pie-well-then-sorry-i/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640015-have-you-ever-heard-the-one-about-the-dust-bunny-and-the-mud-pie-well-then-sorry-i/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:29+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640016-why-was-the-tomato-blushing-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video/player 2026-02-06T23:33:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640016-why-was-the-tomato-blushing-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640016-why-was-the-tomato-blushing-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640016-why-was-the-tomato-blushing-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640016-why-was-the-tomato-blushing-because-it-saw-the-salad-dressing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:31+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640018-my-buddy-said-hed-give-his-right-arm-to-be-ambidextrous-i-can-only-admire-such/video/player 2024-10-24T02:51:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640018-my-buddy-said-hed-give-his-right-arm-to-be-ambidextrous-i-can-only-admire-such/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640018-my-buddy-said-hed-give-his-right-arm-to-be-ambidextrous-i-can-only-admire-such/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640018-my-buddy-said-hed-give-his-right-arm-to-be-ambidextrous-i-can-only-admire-such/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640018-my-buddy-said-hed-give-his-right-arm-to-be-ambidextrous-i-can-only-admire-such/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:42+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640019-why-did-the-skeleton-not-attend-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640019-why-did-the-skeleton-not-attend-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640019-why-did-the-skeleton-not-attend-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the skeleton not attend prom? He had no body to go with. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640019-why-did-the-skeleton-not-attend-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640019-why-did-the-skeleton-not-attend-prom-he-had-no-body-to-go-with/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:46+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640020-why-was-the-owl-afraid-of-raidoactivity-because-it-was-made-of-hootonium/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640020-why-was-the-owl-afraid-of-raidoactivity-because-it-was-made-of-hootonium/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640020-why-was-the-owl-afraid-of-raidoactivity-because-it-was-made-of-hootonium/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:48+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640020-why-was-the-owl-afraid-of-raidoactivity-because-it-was-made-of-hootonium/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640020-why-was-the-owl-afraid-of-raidoactivity-because-it-was-made-of-hootonium/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:48+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640022-how-many-us-congressmen-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-oh-please-like-theyve/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640022-how-many-us-congressmen-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-oh-please-like-theyve/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640022-how-many-us-congressmen-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-oh-please-like-theyve/video/player 2023-03-19T16:50:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640022-how-many-us-congressmen-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-oh-please-like-theyve/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640022-how-many-us-congressmen-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-oh-please-like-theyve/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:50:56+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640023-what-do-you-call-soup-that-youve-found-a-hair-in-rabbit-soup-d/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640023-what-do-you-call-soup-that-youve-found-a-hair-in-rabbit-soup-d/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640023-what-do-you-call-soup-that-youve-found-a-hair-in-rabbit-soup-d/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640023-what-do-you-call-soup-that-youve-found-a-hair-in-rabbit-soup-d/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640023-what-do-you-call-soup-that-youve-found-a-hair-in-rabbit-soup-d/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:02+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640024-what-do-you-call-a-woman-with-one-leg-eileen/video/player 2024-09-18T16:22:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640024-what-do-you-call-a-woman-with-one-leg-eileen/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640024-what-do-you-call-a-woman-with-one-leg-eileen/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640024-what-do-you-call-a-woman-with-one-leg-eileen/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640024-what-do-you-call-a-woman-with-one-leg-eileen/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640026-a-man-wanted-to-name-his-son-a-very-long-name-so-he-named-him-miles/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640026-a-man-wanted-to-name-his-son-a-very-long-name-so-he-named-him-miles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640026-a-man-wanted-to-name-his-son-a-very-long-name-so-he-named-him-miles/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:13+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man wanted to name his son a very long name... ...so he named him Miles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640026-a-man-wanted-to-name-his-son-a-very-long-name-so-he-named-him-miles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640026-a-man-wanted-to-name-his-son-a-very-long-name-so-he-named-him-miles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:13+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640028-im-tired-of-people-calling-america-the-dumbest-country-in-the-world-quite-frankly-i/video/player 2025-12-15T17:04:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640028-im-tired-of-people-calling-america-the-dumbest-country-in-the-world-quite-frankly-i/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640028-im-tired-of-people-calling-america-the-dumbest-country-in-the-world-quite-frankly-i/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm tired of people calling America the dumbest country in the world Quite frankly, I think Europe is! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640028-im-tired-of-people-calling-america-the-dumbest-country-in-the-world-quite-frankly-i/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640028-im-tired-of-people-calling-america-the-dumbest-country-in-the-world-quite-frankly-i/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640029-what-killed-the-guy-ordering-at-an-italian-restaurant-hed-had-trouble-deciding-to-go/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640029-what-killed-the-guy-ordering-at-an-italian-restaurant-hed-had-trouble-deciding-to-go/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640029-what-killed-the-guy-ordering-at-an-italian-restaurant-hed-had-trouble-deciding-to-go/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What killed the guy ordering at an Italian restaurant? He'd had trouble deciding to go with the appetizers or entrees, but eventually he went antipasto way. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640029-what-killed-the-guy-ordering-at-an-italian-restaurant-hed-had-trouble-deciding-to-go/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640029-what-killed-the-guy-ordering-at-an-italian-restaurant-hed-had-trouble-deciding-to-go/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640031-what-did-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-upon-being-asked-to-star-in-a-broadway-production-about/video/player 2024-10-28T07:28:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640031-what-did-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-upon-being-asked-to-star-in-a-broadway-production-about/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640031-what-did-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-upon-being-asked-to-star-in-a-broadway-production-about/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:27+00:00 28 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640031-what-did-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-upon-being-asked-to-star-in-a-broadway-production-about/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640031-what-did-arnold-schwarzenegger-say-upon-being-asked-to-star-in-a-broadway-production-about/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:27+00:00 28 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640033-who-was-the-most-important-knight-of-the-round-table-sir-cumference/video/player 2026-02-22T07:15:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640033-who-was-the-most-important-knight-of-the-round-table-sir-cumference/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640033-who-was-the-most-important-knight-of-the-round-table-sir-cumference/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640033-who-was-the-most-important-knight-of-the-round-table-sir-cumference/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640033-who-was-the-most-important-knight-of-the-round-table-sir-cumference/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640034-what-did-the-owner-of-the-indian-restaurant-say-when-he-burned-all-of-his-bread-dont/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? "Don't worry, it's a naan issue." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? "Don't worry, it's a naan issue." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640034-what-did-the-owner-of-the-indian-restaurant-say-when-he-burned-all-of-his-bread-dont/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640034-what-did-the-owner-of-the-indian-restaurant-say-when-he-burned-all-of-his-bread-dont/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:41+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? "Don't worry, it's a naan issue." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the owner of the Indian restaurant say when he burned all of his bread? "Don't worry, it's a naan issue." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640034-what-did-the-owner-of-the-indian-restaurant-say-when-he-burned-all-of-his-bread-dont/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640034-what-did-the-owner-of-the-indian-restaurant-say-when-he-burned-all-of-his-bread-dont/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:41+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640036-why-did-the-bigamist-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-bride/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640036-why-did-the-bigamist-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-bride/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640036-why-did-the-bigamist-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-bride/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640036-why-did-the-bigamist-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-bride/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640036-why-did-the-bigamist-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-other-bride/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:42+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640037-why-did-beethoven-kill-off-his-chickens-they-kept-saying-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640037-why-did-beethoven-kill-off-his-chickens-they-kept-saying-bach-bach-bach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640037-why-did-beethoven-kill-off-his-chickens-they-kept-saying-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:45+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640037-why-did-beethoven-kill-off-his-chickens-they-kept-saying-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640037-why-did-beethoven-kill-off-his-chickens-they-kept-saying-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:45+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640040-why-did-the-fox-cross-the-road-it-was-chassing-after-the-chicken/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640040-why-did-the-fox-cross-the-road-it-was-chassing-after-the-chicken/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640040-why-did-the-fox-cross-the-road-it-was-chassing-after-the-chicken/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:55+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640040-why-did-the-fox-cross-the-road-it-was-chassing-after-the-chicken/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640040-why-did-the-fox-cross-the-road-it-was-chassing-after-the-chicken/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:55+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640041-why-did-the-man-throw-his-watch-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640041-why-did-the-man-throw-his-watch-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640041-why-did-the-man-throw-his-watch-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video/player 2023-03-19T16:51:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640041-why-did-the-man-throw-his-watch-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640041-why-did-the-man-throw-his-watch-out-the-window-he-wanted-to-see-time-fly/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:51:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640042-why-did-the-banker-leave-his-job-he-lost-interest/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640042-why-did-the-banker-leave-his-job-he-lost-interest/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640042-why-did-the-banker-leave-his-job-he-lost-interest/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the banker leave his job? he lost interest - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640042-why-did-the-banker-leave-his-job-he-lost-interest/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640042-why-did-the-banker-leave-his-job-he-lost-interest/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:01+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640043-why-is-ok-to-leave-the-lid-off-a-basket-of-socialist-crabs-because-whenever-one-of-them/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640043-why-is-ok-to-leave-the-lid-off-a-basket-of-socialist-crabs-because-whenever-one-of-them/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640043-why-is-ok-to-leave-the-lid-off-a-basket-of-socialist-crabs-because-whenever-one-of-them/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:02+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640043-why-is-ok-to-leave-the-lid-off-a-basket-of-socialist-crabs-because-whenever-one-of-them/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640043-why-is-ok-to-leave-the-lid-off-a-basket-of-socialist-crabs-because-whenever-one-of-them/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:02+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640044-what-do-you-call-a-cashew-in-space-an-astronut/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640044-what-do-you-call-a-cashew-in-space-an-astronut/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640044-what-do-you-call-a-cashew-in-space-an-astronut/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:04+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640044-what-do-you-call-a-cashew-in-space-an-astronut/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640044-what-do-you-call-a-cashew-in-space-an-astronut/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:04+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640046-why-are-some-chillies-nosy-theyre-jalapeno-business/video/player 2024-10-28T04:40:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640046-why-are-some-chillies-nosy-theyre-jalapeno-business/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640046-why-are-some-chillies-nosy-theyre-jalapeno-business/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640046-why-are-some-chillies-nosy-theyre-jalapeno-business/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640046-why-are-some-chillies-nosy-theyre-jalapeno-business/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640047-what-did-the-digital-clock-say-to-the-grandfather-clock-look-grandpa-no-hands/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? "Look grandpa, no hands!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? "Look grandpa, no hands!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640047-what-did-the-digital-clock-say-to-the-grandfather-clock-look-grandpa-no-hands/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640047-what-did-the-digital-clock-say-to-the-grandfather-clock-look-grandpa-no-hands/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:17+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? "Look grandpa, no hands!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? "Look grandpa, no hands!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640047-what-did-the-digital-clock-say-to-the-grandfather-clock-look-grandpa-no-hands/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640047-what-did-the-digital-clock-say-to-the-grandfather-clock-look-grandpa-no-hands/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:17+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640049-what-do-you-call-it-when-you-dip-poultry-and-beef-in-chocolate-brown-chichen-brown-cow/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown chichen Brown cow - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown chichen Brown cow - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640049-what-do-you-call-it-when-you-dip-poultry-and-beef-in-chocolate-brown-chichen-brown-cow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640049-what-do-you-call-it-when-you-dip-poultry-and-beef-in-chocolate-brown-chichen-brown-cow/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown chichen Brown cow - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown chichen Brown cow - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640049-what-do-you-call-it-when-you-dip-poultry-and-beef-in-chocolate-brown-chichen-brown-cow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640049-what-do-you-call-it-when-you-dip-poultry-and-beef-in-chocolate-brown-chichen-brown-cow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640051-what-happens-when-your-cousin-eats-all-the-pumpkin-pie-on-thanksgiving-plump-kin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640051-what-happens-when-your-cousin-eats-all-the-pumpkin-pie-on-thanksgiving-plump-kin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640051-what-happens-when-your-cousin-eats-all-the-pumpkin-pie-on-thanksgiving-plump-kin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:36+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640051-what-happens-when-your-cousin-eats-all-the-pumpkin-pie-on-thanksgiving-plump-kin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640051-what-happens-when-your-cousin-eats-all-the-pumpkin-pie-on-thanksgiving-plump-kin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:36+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640053-knock-knock-whos-there-the-kgb-the-kgb-wh-slap-we-are-kgb-we/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640053-knock-knock-whos-there-the-kgb-the-kgb-wh-slap-we-are-kgb-we/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640053-knock-knock-whos-there-the-kgb-the-kgb-wh-slap-we-are-kgb-we/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:41+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640053-knock-knock-whos-there-the-kgb-the-kgb-wh-slap-we-are-kgb-we/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640053-knock-knock-whos-there-the-kgb-the-kgb-wh-slap-we-are-kgb-we/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:41+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640054-why-does-the-pope-only-eat-munchkins-cause-theyre-the-holy-part-of-the-donut/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640054-why-does-the-pope-only-eat-munchkins-cause-theyre-the-holy-part-of-the-donut/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640054-why-does-the-pope-only-eat-munchkins-cause-theyre-the-holy-part-of-the-donut/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does the Pope only eat munchkins? Cause they're the holy part of the donut! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640054-why-does-the-pope-only-eat-munchkins-cause-theyre-the-holy-part-of-the-donut/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640054-why-does-the-pope-only-eat-munchkins-cause-theyre-the-holy-part-of-the-donut/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640056-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video/player 2026-05-05T00:51:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640056-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640056-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:48+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640056-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640056-what-is-mozart-doing-right-now-decomposing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:48+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640058-what-is-a-vampires-favorite-fruit-a-neck-tarine-from-a-great-co-worker/video/player 2024-03-21T03:23:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck tarine From a great co worker - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck tarine From a great co worker - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640058-what-is-a-vampires-favorite-fruit-a-neck-tarine-from-a-great-co-worker/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640058-what-is-a-vampires-favorite-fruit-a-neck-tarine-from-a-great-co-worker/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck tarine From a great co worker - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a vampire's favorite fruit? a Neck tarine From a great co worker - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640058-what-is-a-vampires-favorite-fruit-a-neck-tarine-from-a-great-co-worker/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640058-what-is-a-vampires-favorite-fruit-a-neck-tarine-from-a-great-co-worker/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640060-so-sherlock-asked-watson-i-forget-what-was-your-highest-degree-of-education/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 "So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640060-so-sherlock-asked-watson-i-forget-what-was-your-highest-degree-of-education/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640060-so-sherlock-asked-watson-i-forget-what-was-your-highest-degree-of-education/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg "So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "So Sherlock..." asked Watson, "I forget, what was your highest degree of education?" "Elementary, my dear Watson." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640060-so-sherlock-asked-watson-i-forget-what-was-your-highest-degree-of-education/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640060-so-sherlock-asked-watson-i-forget-what-was-your-highest-degree-of-education/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640061-what-does-rthe-donald-call-its-rule-list-the-maga-carta/video/player 2024-10-28T03:46:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does r/The Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does r/The Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640061-what-does-rthe-donald-call-its-rule-list-the-maga-carta/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640061-what-does-rthe-donald-call-its-rule-list-the-maga-carta/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:58+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does r/The Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does r/The Donald call its rule list? The MAGA Carta - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640061-what-does-rthe-donald-call-its-rule-list-the-maga-carta/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640061-what-does-rthe-donald-call-its-rule-list-the-maga-carta/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:58+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640062-what-did-descartes-say-while-shopping-online-i-think-therefore-i-amazon/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640062-what-did-descartes-say-while-shopping-online-i-think-therefore-i-amazon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640062-what-did-descartes-say-while-shopping-online-i-think-therefore-i-amazon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:52:59+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640062-what-did-descartes-say-while-shopping-online-i-think-therefore-i-amazon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640062-what-did-descartes-say-while-shopping-online-i-think-therefore-i-amazon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:52:59+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640063-a-cow-fell-off-a-truck-in-russia-apparently-he-hadnt-been-put-in-properly/video/player 2025-08-22T22:00:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640063-a-cow-fell-off-a-truck-in-russia-apparently-he-hadnt-been-put-in-properly/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640063-a-cow-fell-off-a-truck-in-russia-apparently-he-hadnt-been-put-in-properly/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:04+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640063-a-cow-fell-off-a-truck-in-russia-apparently-he-hadnt-been-put-in-properly/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640063-a-cow-fell-off-a-truck-in-russia-apparently-he-hadnt-been-put-in-properly/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:04+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640065-what-do-you-call-a-flower-in-florida-orlando-bloom/video/player 2024-05-13T17:15:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640065-what-do-you-call-a-flower-in-florida-orlando-bloom/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640065-what-do-you-call-a-flower-in-florida-orlando-bloom/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640065-what-do-you-call-a-flower-in-florida-orlando-bloom/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640065-what-do-you-call-a-flower-in-florida-orlando-bloom/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640066-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-doctor-who-works-on-peoples-backs-a-cairopractor/video/player 2024-11-15T18:07:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640066-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-doctor-who-works-on-peoples-backs-a-cairopractor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640066-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-doctor-who-works-on-peoples-backs-a-cairopractor/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:17+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640066-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-doctor-who-works-on-peoples-backs-a-cairopractor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640066-what-do-you-call-an-egyptian-doctor-who-works-on-peoples-backs-a-cairopractor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:17+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640067-why-did-the-dog-go-into-the-water-because-he-didnt-want-to-be-a-hot-dog/video/player 2026-06-20T04:17:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640067-why-did-the-dog-go-into-the-water-because-he-didnt-want-to-be-a-hot-dog/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640067-why-did-the-dog-go-into-the-water-because-he-didnt-want-to-be-a-hot-dog/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640067-why-did-the-dog-go-into-the-water-because-he-didnt-want-to-be-a-hot-dog/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640067-why-did-the-dog-go-into-the-water-because-he-didnt-want-to-be-a-hot-dog/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640068-whyd-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth-on-his-coffee-because-he-drank-it-before-it-was-cool/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640068-whyd-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth-on-his-coffee-because-he-drank-it-before-it-was-cool/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640068-whyd-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth-on-his-coffee-because-he-drank-it-before-it-was-cool/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640068-whyd-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth-on-his-coffee-because-he-drank-it-before-it-was-cool/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640068-whyd-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth-on-his-coffee-because-he-drank-it-before-it-was-cool/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:31+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640069-why-couldnt-the-lifeguard-save-the-hippie-from-drowning-he-was-too-far-out-maaan/video/player 2024-05-13T09:46:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640069-why-couldnt-the-lifeguard-save-the-hippie-from-drowning-he-was-too-far-out-maaan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640069-why-couldnt-the-lifeguard-save-the-hippie-from-drowning-he-was-too-far-out-maaan/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640069-why-couldnt-the-lifeguard-save-the-hippie-from-drowning-he-was-too-far-out-maaan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640069-why-couldnt-the-lifeguard-save-the-hippie-from-drowning-he-was-too-far-out-maaan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640070-if-you-have-bladder-problems-urine-trouble/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640070-if-you-have-bladder-problems-urine-trouble/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640070-if-you-have-bladder-problems-urine-trouble/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:37+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640070-if-you-have-bladder-problems-urine-trouble/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640070-if-you-have-bladder-problems-urine-trouble/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:37+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640072-where-did-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640072-where-did-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640072-where-did-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:42+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640072-where-did-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640072-where-did-the-general-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:42+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640073-what-did-cholera-say-to-malaria-are-you-gonna-jaundice-on-saturday/video/player 2024-10-28T02:51:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640073-what-did-cholera-say-to-malaria-are-you-gonna-jaundice-on-saturday/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640073-what-did-cholera-say-to-malaria-are-you-gonna-jaundice-on-saturday/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640073-what-did-cholera-say-to-malaria-are-you-gonna-jaundice-on-saturday/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640073-what-did-cholera-say-to-malaria-are-you-gonna-jaundice-on-saturday/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640075-qwhat-will-you-call-a-person-who-sleeps-next-to-a-close-relative-a-napkin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640075-qwhat-will-you-call-a-person-who-sleeps-next-to-a-close-relative-a-napkin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640075-qwhat-will-you-call-a-person-who-sleeps-next-to-a-close-relative-a-napkin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Q)What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative? A) NapKin - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640075-qwhat-will-you-call-a-person-who-sleeps-next-to-a-close-relative-a-napkin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640075-qwhat-will-you-call-a-person-who-sleeps-next-to-a-close-relative-a-napkin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640076-scary-halloween-joke-person-1-knock-knock-person-2-whos-there-person-1-a/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640076-scary-halloween-joke-person-1-knock-knock-person-2-whos-there-person-1-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640076-scary-halloween-joke-person-1-knock-knock-person-2-whos-there-person-1-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:53:53+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640076-scary-halloween-joke-person-1-knock-knock-person-2-whos-there-person-1-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640076-scary-halloween-joke-person-1-knock-knock-person-2-whos-there-person-1-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:53:53+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640078-who-invented-fractions-henry-the-18/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640078-who-invented-fractions-henry-the-18/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640078-who-invented-fractions-henry-the-18/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640078-who-invented-fractions-henry-the-18/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640078-who-invented-fractions-henry-the-18/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640079-whats-cold-and-scary-i-scream/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's cold and scary?! I scream! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's cold and scary?! I scream! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640079-whats-cold-and-scary-i-scream/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640079-whats-cold-and-scary-i-scream/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's cold and scary?! I scream! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's cold and scary?! I scream! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640079-whats-cold-and-scary-i-scream/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640079-whats-cold-and-scary-i-scream/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640080-why-was-the-rooster-happy-after-his-trip-to-vegas-he-got-clucky/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640080-why-was-the-rooster-happy-after-his-trip-to-vegas-he-got-clucky/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640080-why-was-the-rooster-happy-after-his-trip-to-vegas-he-got-clucky/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas? He got clucky. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640080-why-was-the-rooster-happy-after-his-trip-to-vegas-he-got-clucky/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640080-why-was-the-rooster-happy-after-his-trip-to-vegas-he-got-clucky/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640081-what-did-the-judge-ask-when-he-went-to-the-dentist-do-you-swear-to-pull-the-tooth-the/video/player 2024-10-26T23:10:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640081-what-did-the-judge-ask-when-he-went-to-the-dentist-do-you-swear-to-pull-the-tooth-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640081-what-did-the-judge-ask-when-he-went-to-the-dentist-do-you-swear-to-pull-the-tooth-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640081-what-did-the-judge-ask-when-he-went-to-the-dentist-do-you-swear-to-pull-the-tooth-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640081-what-did-the-judge-ask-when-he-went-to-the-dentist-do-you-swear-to-pull-the-tooth-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640082-why-are-horses-never-overweight-theyre-on-a-stable-diet/video/player 2026-06-17T13:10:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640082-why-are-horses-never-overweight-theyre-on-a-stable-diet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640082-why-are-horses-never-overweight-theyre-on-a-stable-diet/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640082-why-are-horses-never-overweight-theyre-on-a-stable-diet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640082-why-are-horses-never-overweight-theyre-on-a-stable-diet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:22+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640083-why-does-not-a-forth-grader-ever-take-the-bus-home-because-he-knew-his-parents-will/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does not a forth grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does not a forth grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640083-why-does-not-a-forth-grader-ever-take-the-bus-home-because-he-knew-his-parents-will/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640083-why-does-not-a-forth-grader-ever-take-the-bus-home-because-he-knew-his-parents-will/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does not a forth grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does not a forth grader ever take the bus home? Because he knew his parents will make him return it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640083-why-does-not-a-forth-grader-ever-take-the-bus-home-because-he-knew-his-parents-will/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640083-why-does-not-a-forth-grader-ever-take-the-bus-home-because-he-knew-his-parents-will/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640084-what-do-you-call-a-fish-who-works-for-the-government-an-official/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640084-what-do-you-call-a-fish-who-works-for-the-government-an-official/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640084-what-do-you-call-a-fish-who-works-for-the-government-an-official/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640084-what-do-you-call-a-fish-who-works-for-the-government-an-official/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640084-what-do-you-call-a-fish-who-works-for-the-government-an-official/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640086-why-was-farmer-bob-so-good-at-his-job-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2024-05-13T09:29:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640086-why-was-farmer-bob-so-good-at-his-job-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640086-why-was-farmer-bob-so-good-at-his-job-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640086-why-was-farmer-bob-so-good-at-his-job-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640086-why-was-farmer-bob-so-good-at-his-job-because-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:41+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640087-why-didnt-the-duke-of-windsor-let-his-french-servant-help-him-tie-his-tie-he-never/video/player 2025-01-29T16:56:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four in (foreign) hand. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four in (foreign) hand. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640087-why-didnt-the-duke-of-windsor-let-his-french-servant-help-him-tie-his-tie-he-never/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640087-why-didnt-the-duke-of-windsor-let-his-french-servant-help-him-tie-his-tie-he-never/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:42+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four in (foreign) hand. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four in (foreign) hand. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640087-why-didnt-the-duke-of-windsor-let-his-french-servant-help-him-tie-his-tie-he-never/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640087-why-didnt-the-duke-of-windsor-let-his-french-servant-help-him-tie-his-tie-he-never/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:42+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640088-why-did-the-bald-man-draw-rabbits-all-over-his-head-from-a-distance-they-look-like-hares/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640088-why-did-the-bald-man-draw-rabbits-all-over-his-head-from-a-distance-they-look-like-hares/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640088-why-did-the-bald-man-draw-rabbits-all-over-his-head-from-a-distance-they-look-like-hares/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640088-why-did-the-bald-man-draw-rabbits-all-over-his-head-from-a-distance-they-look-like-hares/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640088-why-did-the-bald-man-draw-rabbits-all-over-his-head-from-a-distance-they-look-like-hares/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:51+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640089-i-went-to-a-shredded-cheese-convention-the-other-day-it-was-grate/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640089-i-went-to-a-shredded-cheese-convention-the-other-day-it-was-grate/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640089-i-went-to-a-shredded-cheese-convention-the-other-day-it-was-grate/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640089-i-went-to-a-shredded-cheese-convention-the-other-day-it-was-grate/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640089-i-went-to-a-shredded-cheese-convention-the-other-day-it-was-grate/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640090-what-is-isils-favourite-dessert-terrormisu/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640090-what-is-isils-favourite-dessert-terrormisu/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640090-what-is-isils-favourite-dessert-terrormisu/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640090-what-is-isils-favourite-dessert-terrormisu/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640090-what-is-isils-favourite-dessert-terrormisu/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640091-wanna-hear-two-short-jokes-and-a-long-joke-joke-joke-jooooke/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640091-wanna-hear-two-short-jokes-and-a-long-joke-joke-joke-jooooke/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640091-wanna-hear-two-short-jokes-and-a-long-joke-joke-joke-jooooke/video/player 2023-03-19T16:54:58+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640091-wanna-hear-two-short-jokes-and-a-long-joke-joke-joke-jooooke/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640091-wanna-hear-two-short-jokes-and-a-long-joke-joke-joke-jooooke/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:54:58+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640094-what-happened-to-the-runny-nose-it-tripped-and-fell-now-its-all-boogered-up/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640094-what-happened-to-the-runny-nose-it-tripped-and-fell-now-its-all-boogered-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640094-what-happened-to-the-runny-nose-it-tripped-and-fell-now-its-all-boogered-up/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the runny nose... it tripped and fell. Now it's all boogered up. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640094-what-happened-to-the-runny-nose-it-tripped-and-fell-now-its-all-boogered-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640094-what-happened-to-the-runny-nose-it-tripped-and-fell-now-its-all-boogered-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640095-four-years-ago-i-asked-out-the-girl-of-my-dreams-today-i-asked-her-to-marry-me-she/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640095-four-years-ago-i-asked-out-the-girl-of-my-dreams-today-i-asked-her-to-marry-me-she/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640095-four-years-ago-i-asked-out-the-girl-of-my-dreams-today-i-asked-her-to-marry-me-she/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. (not an original) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640095-four-years-ago-i-asked-out-the-girl-of-my-dreams-today-i-asked-her-to-marry-me-she/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640095-four-years-ago-i-asked-out-the-girl-of-my-dreams-today-i-asked-her-to-marry-me-she/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640096-what-do-you-call-a-cavator-that-isnt-a-cavator-anymore-an-excavator/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640096-what-do-you-call-a-cavator-that-isnt-a-cavator-anymore-an-excavator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640096-what-do-you-call-a-cavator-that-isnt-a-cavator-anymore-an-excavator/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640096-what-do-you-call-a-cavator-that-isnt-a-cavator-anymore-an-excavator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640096-what-do-you-call-a-cavator-that-isnt-a-cavator-anymore-an-excavator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640097-why-did-the-strawberry-cry-because-his-mother-was-in-a-jam/video/player 2024-03-21T03:24:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640097-why-did-the-strawberry-cry-because-his-mother-was-in-a-jam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640097-why-did-the-strawberry-cry-because-his-mother-was-in-a-jam/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640097-why-did-the-strawberry-cry-because-his-mother-was-in-a-jam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640097-why-did-the-strawberry-cry-because-his-mother-was-in-a-jam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640099-people-dont-like-having-to-bend-over-to-get-their-drinks-we-really-need-to-raise-the/video/player 2024-11-09T06:23:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640099-people-dont-like-having-to-bend-over-to-get-their-drinks-we-really-need-to-raise-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640099-people-dont-like-having-to-bend-over-to-get-their-drinks-we-really-need-to-raise-the/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:31+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640099-people-dont-like-having-to-bend-over-to-get-their-drinks-we-really-need-to-raise-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640099-people-dont-like-having-to-bend-over-to-get-their-drinks-we-really-need-to-raise-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:31+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640100-i-fear-for-the-calendar-its-days-are-numbered/video/player 2026-02-21T17:20:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640100-i-fear-for-the-calendar-its-days-are-numbered/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640100-i-fear-for-the-calendar-its-days-are-numbered/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I fear for the calendar... ...its days are numbered. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640100-i-fear-for-the-calendar-its-days-are-numbered/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640100-i-fear-for-the-calendar-its-days-are-numbered/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640101-why-are-there-fences-around-graveyards-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in-there-these-days/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640101-why-are-there-fences-around-graveyards-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in-there-these-days/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640101-why-are-there-fences-around-graveyards-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in-there-these-days/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there these days. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640101-why-are-there-fences-around-graveyards-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in-there-these-days/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640101-why-are-there-fences-around-graveyards-people-are-just-dying-to-get-in-there-these-days/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640102-one-eskimo-said-to-the-other-where-is-your-mother-from-the-second-eskimo-says/video/player 2024-05-13T10:03:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 One Eskimo said to the other, "Where is your mother from?" The second Eskimo says "Alaska." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One Eskimo said to the other, "Where is your mother from?" The second Eskimo says "Alaska." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640102-one-eskimo-said-to-the-other-where-is-your-mother-from-the-second-eskimo-says/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640102-one-eskimo-said-to-the-other-where-is-your-mother-from-the-second-eskimo-says/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg One Eskimo said to the other, "Where is your mother from?" The second Eskimo says "Alaska." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One Eskimo said to the other, "Where is your mother from?" The second Eskimo says "Alaska." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640102-one-eskimo-said-to-the-other-where-is-your-mother-from-the-second-eskimo-says/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640102-one-eskimo-said-to-the-other-where-is-your-mother-from-the-second-eskimo-says/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640104-why-cant-a-pirate-make-it-through-their-abcs-they-always-get-lost-at-c/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640104-why-cant-a-pirate-make-it-through-their-abcs-they-always-get-lost-at-c/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640104-why-cant-a-pirate-make-it-through-their-abcs-they-always-get-lost-at-c/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640104-why-cant-a-pirate-make-it-through-their-abcs-they-always-get-lost-at-c/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640104-why-cant-a-pirate-make-it-through-their-abcs-they-always-get-lost-at-c/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640105-jesus-wrote-a-play-about-a-tornado-it-was-an-act-of-god/video/player 2024-11-15T20:06:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640105-jesus-wrote-a-play-about-a-tornado-it-was-an-act-of-god/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640105-jesus-wrote-a-play-about-a-tornado-it-was-an-act-of-god/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:52+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640105-jesus-wrote-a-play-about-a-tornado-it-was-an-act-of-god/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640105-jesus-wrote-a-play-about-a-tornado-it-was-an-act-of-god/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:52+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640106-what-did-the-blonde-do-when-she-discovered-that-most-accidents-happen-within-a-mile-from/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640106-what-did-the-blonde-do-when-she-discovered-that-most-accidents-happen-within-a-mile-from/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640106-what-did-the-blonde-do-when-she-discovered-that-most-accidents-happen-within-a-mile-from/video/player 2023-03-19T16:55:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640106-what-did-the-blonde-do-when-she-discovered-that-most-accidents-happen-within-a-mile-from/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640106-what-did-the-blonde-do-when-she-discovered-that-most-accidents-happen-within-a-mile-from/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:55:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640108-why-did-the-girltree-fall-in-love-with-the-boy-tree-he-was-sappy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640108-why-did-the-girltree-fall-in-love-with-the-boy-tree-he-was-sappy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640108-why-did-the-girltree-fall-in-love-with-the-boy-tree-he-was-sappy/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree? He was sappy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640108-why-did-the-girltree-fall-in-love-with-the-boy-tree-he-was-sappy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640108-why-did-the-girltree-fall-in-love-with-the-boy-tree-he-was-sappy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640109-i-went-to-a-seafood-disco-last-week-and-pulled-a-mussel/video/player 2026-02-23T10:11:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640109-i-went-to-a-seafood-disco-last-week-and-pulled-a-mussel/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640109-i-went-to-a-seafood-disco-last-week-and-pulled-a-mussel/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to a seafood disco last week... ...and pulled a mussel. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640109-i-went-to-a-seafood-disco-last-week-and-pulled-a-mussel/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640109-i-went-to-a-seafood-disco-last-week-and-pulled-a-mussel/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640110-why-did-the-pie-go-to-the-dentist-it-needed-a-filling/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640110-why-did-the-pie-go-to-the-dentist-it-needed-a-filling/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640110-why-did-the-pie-go-to-the-dentist-it-needed-a-filling/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640110-why-did-the-pie-go-to-the-dentist-it-needed-a-filling/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640110-why-did-the-pie-go-to-the-dentist-it-needed-a-filling/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:12+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640111-true-story-so-my-friend-saw-me-browsing-this-subreddit-and-he-said-is-this-a/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 (True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... "Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! (True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... "Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640111-true-story-so-my-friend-saw-me-browsing-this-subreddit-and-he-said-is-this-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640111-true-story-so-my-friend-saw-me-browsing-this-subreddit-and-he-said-is-this-a/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg (True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... "Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! (True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... "Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640111-true-story-so-my-friend-saw-me-browsing-this-subreddit-and-he-said-is-this-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640111-true-story-so-my-friend-saw-me-browsing-this-subreddit-and-he-said-is-this-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640112-superman-and-eyore-had-a-baby-the-babys-name-supereyore/video/player 2024-10-22T02:39:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640112-superman-and-eyore-had-a-baby-the-babys-name-supereyore/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640112-superman-and-eyore-had-a-baby-the-babys-name-supereyore/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:18+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640112-superman-and-eyore-had-a-baby-the-babys-name-supereyore/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640112-superman-and-eyore-had-a-baby-the-babys-name-supereyore/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:18+00:00 16 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640113-what-cheese-do-you-use-to-get-a-bear-out-of-a-tree-camembert/video/player 2026-02-23T07:59:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640113-what-cheese-do-you-use-to-get-a-bear-out-of-a-tree-camembert/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640113-what-cheese-do-you-use-to-get-a-bear-out-of-a-tree-camembert/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640113-what-cheese-do-you-use-to-get-a-bear-out-of-a-tree-camembert/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640113-what-cheese-do-you-use-to-get-a-bear-out-of-a-tree-camembert/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640114-did-you-know-that-its-traditional-to-serve-eggs-benedict-on-a-hubcap-theres-no-plate/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640114-did-you-know-that-its-traditional-to-serve-eggs-benedict-on-a-hubcap-theres-no-plate/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640114-did-you-know-that-its-traditional-to-serve-eggs-benedict-on-a-hubcap-theres-no-plate/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:34+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640114-did-you-know-that-its-traditional-to-serve-eggs-benedict-on-a-hubcap-theres-no-plate/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640114-did-you-know-that-its-traditional-to-serve-eggs-benedict-on-a-hubcap-theres-no-plate/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:34+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640115-what-do-you-call-a-deep-sea-diving-dog-scuba-doo/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a deep sea diving dog? Scuba Doo! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a deep sea diving dog? Scuba Doo! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640115-what-do-you-call-a-deep-sea-diving-dog-scuba-doo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640115-what-do-you-call-a-deep-sea-diving-dog-scuba-doo/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a deep sea diving dog? Scuba Doo! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a deep sea diving dog? Scuba Doo! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640115-what-do-you-call-a-deep-sea-diving-dog-scuba-doo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640115-what-do-you-call-a-deep-sea-diving-dog-scuba-doo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:37+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640116-where-did-the-fish-go-when-it-needed-an-operation-to-the-sturgeon/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640116-where-did-the-fish-go-when-it-needed-an-operation-to-the-sturgeon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640116-where-did-the-fish-go-when-it-needed-an-operation-to-the-sturgeon/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640116-where-did-the-fish-go-when-it-needed-an-operation-to-the-sturgeon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640116-where-did-the-fish-go-when-it-needed-an-operation-to-the-sturgeon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640118-my-english-teacher-got-really-angry-about-the-format-of-my-essay-it-wasnt-justified/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640118-my-english-teacher-got-really-angry-about-the-format-of-my-essay-it-wasnt-justified/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640118-my-english-teacher-got-really-angry-about-the-format-of-my-essay-it-wasnt-justified/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640118-my-english-teacher-got-really-angry-about-the-format-of-my-essay-it-wasnt-justified/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640118-my-english-teacher-got-really-angry-about-the-format-of-my-essay-it-wasnt-justified/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640119-starcraft-why-did-the-marine-vote-for-the-dragoon-he-was-protoss/video/player 2025-08-30T15:08:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640119-starcraft-why-did-the-marine-vote-for-the-dragoon-he-was-protoss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640119-starcraft-why-did-the-marine-vote-for-the-dragoon-he-was-protoss/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:53+00:00 371 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Starcraft: Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640119-starcraft-why-did-the-marine-vote-for-the-dragoon-he-was-protoss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640119-starcraft-why-did-the-marine-vote-for-the-dragoon-he-was-protoss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:53+00:00 371 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640120-what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-an-elephant-with-a-fish-swimming-trunks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640120-what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-an-elephant-with-a-fish-swimming-trunks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640120-what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-an-elephant-with-a-fish-swimming-trunks/video/player 2023-03-19T16:56:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640120-what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-an-elephant-with-a-fish-swimming-trunks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640120-what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-an-elephant-with-a-fish-swimming-trunks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:56:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640123-why-is-ireland-the-richest-country-in-the-world-because-its-capital-is-always-dublin/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640123-why-is-ireland-the-richest-country-in-the-world-because-its-capital-is-always-dublin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640123-why-is-ireland-the-richest-country-in-the-world-because-its-capital-is-always-dublin/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640123-why-is-ireland-the-richest-country-in-the-world-because-its-capital-is-always-dublin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640123-why-is-ireland-the-richest-country-in-the-world-because-its-capital-is-always-dublin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640124-where-is-engagement-ohio-between-dayton-and-marion/video/player 2024-10-28T03:24:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640124-where-is-engagement-ohio-between-dayton-and-marion/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640124-where-is-engagement-ohio-between-dayton-and-marion/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where is Engagement, Ohio? Between Dayton and Marion. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640124-where-is-engagement-ohio-between-dayton-and-marion/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640124-where-is-engagement-ohio-between-dayton-and-marion/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640126-can-you-tell-me-what-you-call-a-person-from-corsica-course-a-can/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640126-can-you-tell-me-what-you-call-a-person-from-corsica-course-a-can/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640126-can-you-tell-me-what-you-call-a-person-from-corsica-course-a-can/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:18+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640126-can-you-tell-me-what-you-call-a-person-from-corsica-course-a-can/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640126-can-you-tell-me-what-you-call-a-person-from-corsica-course-a-can/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:18+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640129-how-did-the-metal-get-the-wrong-idea-he-was-misled/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640129-how-did-the-metal-get-the-wrong-idea-he-was-misled/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640129-how-did-the-metal-get-the-wrong-idea-he-was-misled/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640129-how-did-the-metal-get-the-wrong-idea-he-was-misled/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640129-how-did-the-metal-get-the-wrong-idea-he-was-misled/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640131-what-happens-if-you-drink-314-liters-of-water-you-will-pi-ss/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640131-what-happens-if-you-drink-314-liters-of-water-you-will-pi-ss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640131-what-happens-if-you-drink-314-liters-of-water-you-will-pi-ss/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640131-what-happens-if-you-drink-314-liters-of-water-you-will-pi-ss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640131-what-happens-if-you-drink-314-liters-of-water-you-will-pi-ss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:27+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640132-so-today-is-star-wars-day-may-the-fourth-be-with-you/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640132-so-today-is-star-wars-day-may-the-fourth-be-with-you/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640132-so-today-is-star-wars-day-may-the-fourth-be-with-you/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:29+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640132-so-today-is-star-wars-day-may-the-fourth-be-with-you/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640132-so-today-is-star-wars-day-may-the-fourth-be-with-you/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:29+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640133-a-wwii-joke-what-did-the-german-shepherd-say-at-his-nuremberg-trial-i-was-just/video/player 2024-10-28T07:20:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640133-a-wwii-joke-what-did-the-german-shepherd-say-at-his-nuremberg-trial-i-was-just/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640133-a-wwii-joke-what-did-the-german-shepherd-say-at-his-nuremberg-trial-i-was-just/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:37+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? "I was just following odors." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640133-a-wwii-joke-what-did-the-german-shepherd-say-at-his-nuremberg-trial-i-was-just/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640133-a-wwii-joke-what-did-the-german-shepherd-say-at-his-nuremberg-trial-i-was-just/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:37+00:00 27 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640134-what-do-cows-like-to-put-on-their-hot-dogs-moostard/video/player 2024-11-15T18:50:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640134-what-do-cows-like-to-put-on-their-hot-dogs-moostard/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640134-what-do-cows-like-to-put-on-their-hot-dogs-moostard/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:42+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640134-what-do-cows-like-to-put-on-their-hot-dogs-moostard/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640134-what-do-cows-like-to-put-on-their-hot-dogs-moostard/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:42+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640135-why-did-the-cow-go-to-the-psychologist-she-had-a-fodder-complex/video/player 2026-06-17T21:20:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640135-why-did-the-cow-go-to-the-psychologist-she-had-a-fodder-complex/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640135-why-did-the-cow-go-to-the-psychologist-she-had-a-fodder-complex/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the cow go to the psychologist? She had a fodder complex. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640135-why-did-the-cow-go-to-the-psychologist-she-had-a-fodder-complex/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640135-why-did-the-cow-go-to-the-psychologist-she-had-a-fodder-complex/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640136-why-did-the-knife-quit-it-couldnt-cut-it-woohoo-i-made-this-one-up-while-sitting-at/video/player 2025-07-19T00:40:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640136-why-did-the-knife-quit-it-couldnt-cut-it-woohoo-i-made-this-one-up-while-sitting-at/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640136-why-did-the-knife-quit-it-couldnt-cut-it-woohoo-i-made-this-one-up-while-sitting-at/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the knife quit? It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640136-why-did-the-knife-quit-it-couldnt-cut-it-woohoo-i-made-this-one-up-while-sitting-at/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640136-why-did-the-knife-quit-it-couldnt-cut-it-woohoo-i-made-this-one-up-while-sitting-at/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640137-whats-george-washingtons-least-favorite-flower-lie-lacs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e] lacs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e] lacs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640137-whats-george-washingtons-least-favorite-flower-lie-lacs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640137-whats-george-washingtons-least-favorite-flower-lie-lacs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:57:57+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e] lacs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e] lacs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640137-whats-george-washingtons-least-favorite-flower-lie-lacs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640137-whats-george-washingtons-least-favorite-flower-lie-lacs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:57:57+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640138-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-nitric-oxide-no/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640138-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-nitric-oxide-no/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640138-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-nitric-oxide-no/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640138-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-nitric-oxide-no/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640138-wanna-hear-a-joke-about-nitric-oxide-no/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640139-why-should-you-avoid-people-dressed-as-celery-they-could-be-stalking-you/video/player 2024-03-21T03:17:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640139-why-should-you-avoid-people-dressed-as-celery-they-could-be-stalking-you/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640139-why-should-you-avoid-people-dressed-as-celery-they-could-be-stalking-you/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640139-why-should-you-avoid-people-dressed-as-celery-they-could-be-stalking-you/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640139-why-should-you-avoid-people-dressed-as-celery-they-could-be-stalking-you/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640140-whats-the-strongest-letter-in-the-alphabet-p-even-superman-cant-hold-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640140-whats-the-strongest-letter-in-the-alphabet-p-even-superman-cant-hold-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640140-whats-the-strongest-letter-in-the-alphabet-p-even-superman-cant-hold-it/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the strongest letter in the alphabet? ***P*** Even Superman can't hold it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640140-whats-the-strongest-letter-in-the-alphabet-p-even-superman-cant-hold-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640140-whats-the-strongest-letter-in-the-alphabet-p-even-superman-cant-hold-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640141-what-do-you-call-it-when-your-wife-brings-you-rice-porridge-in-prison-congee-gal-visit/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee gal visit - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee gal visit - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640141-what-do-you-call-it-when-your-wife-brings-you-rice-porridge-in-prison-congee-gal-visit/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640141-what-do-you-call-it-when-your-wife-brings-you-rice-porridge-in-prison-congee-gal-visit/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee gal visit - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison? Congee gal visit - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640141-what-do-you-call-it-when-your-wife-brings-you-rice-porridge-in-prison-congee-gal-visit/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640141-what-do-you-call-it-when-your-wife-brings-you-rice-porridge-in-prison-congee-gal-visit/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640142-why-did-the-dinosaur-cross-the-road-because-the-chicken-didnt-exist/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640142-why-did-the-dinosaur-cross-the-road-because-the-chicken-didnt-exist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640142-why-did-the-dinosaur-cross-the-road-because-the-chicken-didnt-exist/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:22+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640142-why-did-the-dinosaur-cross-the-road-because-the-chicken-didnt-exist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640142-why-did-the-dinosaur-cross-the-road-because-the-chicken-didnt-exist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:22+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640146-why-does-a-rapper-need-an-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video/player 2024-08-12T15:17:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640146-why-does-a-rapper-need-an-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640146-why-does-a-rapper-need-an-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:29+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640146-why-does-a-rapper-need-an-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640146-why-does-a-rapper-need-an-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:29+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640147-what-did-tennessee-what-arkansas/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Tennessee? What Arkansas. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Tennessee? What Arkansas. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640147-what-did-tennessee-what-arkansas/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640147-what-did-tennessee-what-arkansas/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Tennessee? What Arkansas. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Tennessee? What Arkansas. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640147-what-did-tennessee-what-arkansas/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640147-what-did-tennessee-what-arkansas/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640150-my-son-decided-to-help-me-clean-the-car-today-after-ten-minutes-of-watching-him-i-told/video/player 2024-03-21T03:25:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640150-my-son-decided-to-help-me-clean-the-car-today-after-ten-minutes-of-watching-him-i-told/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640150-my-son-decided-to-help-me-clean-the-car-today-after-ten-minutes-of-watching-him-i-told/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:41+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640150-my-son-decided-to-help-me-clean-the-car-today-after-ten-minutes-of-watching-him-i-told/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640150-my-son-decided-to-help-me-clean-the-car-today-after-ten-minutes-of-watching-him-i-told/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:41+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640151-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-combis-a-combi-nation/video/player 2026-02-22T08:50:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640151-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-combis-a-combi-nation/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640151-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-combis-a-combi-nation/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640151-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-combis-a-combi-nation/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640151-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-combis-a-combi-nation/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640153-how-do-you-get-down-from-an-elephant-you-dont-you-get-down-from-a-duck/video/player 2024-11-15T20:13:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640153-how-do-you-get-down-from-an-elephant-you-dont-you-get-down-from-a-duck/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640153-how-do-you-get-down-from-an-elephant-you-dont-you-get-down-from-a-duck/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640153-how-do-you-get-down-from-an-elephant-you-dont-you-get-down-from-a-duck/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640153-how-do-you-get-down-from-an-elephant-you-dont-you-get-down-from-a-duck/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640154-you-can-pick-your-friends-and-you-can-pick-your-nose-but-you-cant-pick-your/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640154-you-can-pick-your-friends-and-you-can-pick-your-nose-but-you-cant-pick-your/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640154-you-can-pick-your-friends-and-you-can-pick-your-nose-but-you-cant-pick-your/video/player 2023-03-19T16:58:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640154-you-can-pick-your-friends-and-you-can-pick-your-nose-but-you-cant-pick-your/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640154-you-can-pick-your-friends-and-you-can-pick-your-nose-but-you-cant-pick-your/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:58:52+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640156-which-whiskey-should-you-buy-if-you-want-to-dance-all-night-wild-twerky/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640156-which-whiskey-should-you-buy-if-you-want-to-dance-all-night-wild-twerky/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640156-which-whiskey-should-you-buy-if-you-want-to-dance-all-night-wild-twerky/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640156-which-whiskey-should-you-buy-if-you-want-to-dance-all-night-wild-twerky/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640156-which-whiskey-should-you-buy-if-you-want-to-dance-all-night-wild-twerky/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640157-why-couldnt-the-hunter-cook-breakfast-the-game-warden-found-out-he-poached-his-eggs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640157-why-couldnt-the-hunter-cook-breakfast-the-game-warden-found-out-he-poached-his-eggs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640157-why-couldnt-the-hunter-cook-breakfast-the-game-warden-found-out-he-poached-his-eggs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast? The game warden found out he poached his eggs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640157-why-couldnt-the-hunter-cook-breakfast-the-game-warden-found-out-he-poached-his-eggs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640157-why-couldnt-the-hunter-cook-breakfast-the-game-warden-found-out-he-poached-his-eggs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640158-i-went-to-an-atm-i-was-at-an-atm-this-morning-and-this-older-lady-asked-me-to-help/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640158-i-went-to-an-atm-i-was-at-an-atm-this-morning-and-this-older-lady-asked-me-to-help/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640158-i-went-to-an-atm-i-was-at-an-atm-this-morning-and-this-older-lady-asked-me-to-help/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went to an ATM... I was at an ATM this morning and this older lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640158-i-went-to-an-atm-i-was-at-an-atm-this-morning-and-this-older-lady-asked-me-to-help/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640158-i-went-to-an-atm-i-was-at-an-atm-this-morning-and-this-older-lady-asked-me-to-help/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:07+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640159-how-much-does-a-truck-full-of-bones-weigh-a-skeleton/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640159-how-much-does-a-truck-full-of-bones-weigh-a-skeleton/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640159-how-much-does-a-truck-full-of-bones-weigh-a-skeleton/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640159-how-much-does-a-truck-full-of-bones-weigh-a-skeleton/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640159-how-much-does-a-truck-full-of-bones-weigh-a-skeleton/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640160-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-too-many-cheetahs/video/player 2024-10-24T05:51:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640160-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-too-many-cheetahs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640160-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-too-many-cheetahs/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640160-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-too-many-cheetahs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640160-why-dont-cats-play-poker-in-the-jungle-too-many-cheetahs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:17+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640161-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-asks-for-a-beer-and-a-mop/video/player 2024-11-15T20:10:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640161-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-asks-for-a-beer-and-a-mop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640161-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-asks-for-a-beer-and-a-mop/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:19+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640161-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-asks-for-a-beer-and-a-mop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640161-a-skeleton-walks-into-a-bar-asks-for-a-beer-and-a-mop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:19+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640163-how-do-you-catch-a-one-of-a-kind-rabbit-unique-up-on-it-how-do-you-catch-a-very-calm/video/player 2024-10-28T03:06:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640163-how-do-you-catch-a-one-of-a-kind-rabbit-unique-up-on-it-how-do-you-catch-a-very-calm/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640163-how-do-you-catch-a-one-of-a-kind-rabbit-unique-up-on-it-how-do-you-catch-a-very-calm/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:31+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640163-how-do-you-catch-a-one-of-a-kind-rabbit-unique-up-on-it-how-do-you-catch-a-very-calm/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640163-how-do-you-catch-a-one-of-a-kind-rabbit-unique-up-on-it-how-do-you-catch-a-very-calm/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:31+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640164-what-do-you-call-an-atheist-bone-a-blasfemur/video/player 2026-02-21T03:46:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640164-what-do-you-call-an-atheist-bone-a-blasfemur/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640164-what-do-you-call-an-atheist-bone-a-blasfemur/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640164-what-do-you-call-an-atheist-bone-a-blasfemur/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640164-what-do-you-call-an-atheist-bone-a-blasfemur/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640165-will-smiths-website-isnt-responding-what-do-you-do-refresh-prince-of-bel-air/video/player 2024-05-13T22:18:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640165-will-smiths-website-isnt-responding-what-do-you-do-refresh-prince-of-bel-air/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640165-will-smiths-website-isnt-responding-what-do-you-do-refresh-prince-of-bel-air/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:34+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640165-will-smiths-website-isnt-responding-what-do-you-do-refresh-prince-of-bel-air/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640165-will-smiths-website-isnt-responding-what-do-you-do-refresh-prince-of-bel-air/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:34+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640166-what-the-the-electrician-say-to-his-buddy-watts-up/video/player 2024-11-15T18:06:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640166-what-the-the-electrician-say-to-his-buddy-watts-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640166-what-the-the-electrician-say-to-his-buddy-watts-up/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640166-what-the-the-electrician-say-to-his-buddy-watts-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640166-what-the-the-electrician-say-to-his-buddy-watts-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640168-how-many-south-americans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-brazilian-ill-get-my/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640168-how-many-south-americans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-brazilian-ill-get-my/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640168-how-many-south-americans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-brazilian-ill-get-my/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:47+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640168-how-many-south-americans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-brazilian-ill-get-my/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640168-how-many-south-americans-does-it-take-to-change-a-lightbulb-a-brazilian-ill-get-my/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:47+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640169-how-do-you-catch-a-bra-you-set-a-booby-trap/video/player 2024-10-27T01:03:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640169-how-do-you-catch-a-bra-you-set-a-booby-trap/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640169-how-do-you-catch-a-bra-you-set-a-booby-trap/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:52+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640169-how-do-you-catch-a-bra-you-set-a-booby-trap/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640169-how-do-you-catch-a-bra-you-set-a-booby-trap/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:52+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640170-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-but-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640170-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-but-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640170-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-but-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video/player 2023-03-19T16:59:53+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640170-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-but-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640170-april-showers-bring-may-flowers-but-what-do-may-flowers-bring-pilgrims/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T16:59:53+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640171-which-cheese-is-the-loneliest-prov-alone/video/player 2024-10-27T01:19:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov alone! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov alone! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640171-which-cheese-is-the-loneliest-prov-alone/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640171-which-cheese-is-the-loneliest-prov-alone/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:03+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov alone! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which cheese is the loneliest? Prov alone! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640171-which-cheese-is-the-loneliest-prov-alone/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640171-which-cheese-is-the-loneliest-prov-alone/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:03+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640172-did-you-hear-the-joke-about-the-fast-car-i-would-tell-you-but-i-think-youre-too-slow/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640172-did-you-hear-the-joke-about-the-fast-car-i-would-tell-you-but-i-think-youre-too-slow/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640172-did-you-hear-the-joke-about-the-fast-car-i-would-tell-you-but-i-think-youre-too-slow/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:07+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640172-did-you-hear-the-joke-about-the-fast-car-i-would-tell-you-but-i-think-youre-too-slow/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640172-did-you-hear-the-joke-about-the-fast-car-i-would-tell-you-but-i-think-youre-too-slow/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:07+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640174-why-did-the-twinkie-go-to-the-dentist-he-lost-his-filling/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640174-why-did-the-twinkie-go-to-the-dentist-he-lost-his-filling/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640174-why-did-the-twinkie-go-to-the-dentist-he-lost-his-filling/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640174-why-did-the-twinkie-go-to-the-dentist-he-lost-his-filling/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640174-why-did-the-twinkie-go-to-the-dentist-he-lost-his-filling/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640175-how-does-a-fish-always-know-how-much-they-weigh-because-they-have-their-own-scales/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640175-how-does-a-fish-always-know-how-much-they-weigh-because-they-have-their-own-scales/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640175-how-does-a-fish-always-know-how-much-they-weigh-because-they-have-their-own-scales/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640175-how-does-a-fish-always-know-how-much-they-weigh-because-they-have-their-own-scales/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640175-how-does-a-fish-always-know-how-much-they-weigh-because-they-have-their-own-scales/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640178-what-does-music-have-to-do-with-safety-if-you-dont-c-sharp-youll-b-flat/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640178-what-does-music-have-to-do-with-safety-if-you-dont-c-sharp-youll-b-flat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640178-what-does-music-have-to-do-with-safety-if-you-dont-c-sharp-youll-b-flat/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640178-what-does-music-have-to-do-with-safety-if-you-dont-c-sharp-youll-b-flat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640178-what-does-music-have-to-do-with-safety-if-you-dont-c-sharp-youll-b-flat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640179-why-is-there-very-little-honey-in-belgium-because-there-is-only-one-b-in-belgium/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640179-why-is-there-very-little-honey-in-belgium-because-there-is-only-one-b-in-belgium/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640179-why-is-there-very-little-honey-in-belgium-because-there-is-only-one-b-in-belgium/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:31+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640179-why-is-there-very-little-honey-in-belgium-because-there-is-only-one-b-in-belgium/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640179-why-is-there-very-little-honey-in-belgium-because-there-is-only-one-b-in-belgium/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:31+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640180-how-many-goals-did-germany-score-germany/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640180-how-many-goals-did-germany-score-germany/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640180-how-many-goals-did-germany-score-germany/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640180-how-many-goals-did-germany-score-germany/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640180-how-many-goals-did-germany-score-germany/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640181-why-did-the-elephant-turn-around-in-the-airport-and-go-home-he-forgot-to-pack-his-trunk/video/player 2024-05-13T09:55:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640181-why-did-the-elephant-turn-around-in-the-airport-and-go-home-he-forgot-to-pack-his-trunk/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640181-why-did-the-elephant-turn-around-in-the-airport-and-go-home-he-forgot-to-pack-his-trunk/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640181-why-did-the-elephant-turn-around-in-the-airport-and-go-home-he-forgot-to-pack-his-trunk/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640181-why-did-the-elephant-turn-around-in-the-airport-and-go-home-he-forgot-to-pack-his-trunk/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640183-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-first-one-says-ill-drive-second-one/video/player 2024-10-27T00:11:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: "I'll man the guns!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: "I'll man the guns!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640183-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-first-one-says-ill-drive-second-one/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640183-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-first-one-says-ill-drive-second-one/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: "I'll man the guns!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: "I'll man the guns!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640183-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-first-one-says-ill-drive-second-one/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640183-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-two-fish-are-in-a-tank-first-one-says-ill-drive-second-one/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:42+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640184-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-its-a-pretty-obscure-number/video/player 2024-11-28T03:09:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640184-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-its-a-pretty-obscure-number/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640184-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-its-a-pretty-obscure-number/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:48+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? it's a pretty obscure number.... i'm sure you haven't heard of it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640184-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-its-a-pretty-obscure-number/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640184-how-many-hipsters-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb-its-a-pretty-obscure-number/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:48+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640185-what-celebrity-never-payed-with-a-cheque-or-credit-johnny-cash/video/player 2024-10-24T03:21:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640185-what-celebrity-never-payed-with-a-cheque-or-credit-johnny-cash/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640185-what-celebrity-never-payed-with-a-cheque-or-credit-johnny-cash/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit? Johnny Cash. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640185-what-celebrity-never-payed-with-a-cheque-or-credit-johnny-cash/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640185-what-celebrity-never-payed-with-a-cheque-or-credit-johnny-cash/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640186-what-is-a-pair-of-sheeps-favorite-instrument-two-baaas/video/player 2025-02-13T04:49:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two Baaas. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two Baaas. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640186-what-is-a-pair-of-sheeps-favorite-instrument-two-baaas/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640186-what-is-a-pair-of-sheeps-favorite-instrument-two-baaas/video/player 2023-03-19T17:00:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two Baaas. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two Baaas. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640186-what-is-a-pair-of-sheeps-favorite-instrument-two-baaas/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640186-what-is-a-pair-of-sheeps-favorite-instrument-two-baaas/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:00:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640187-you-know-why-ancient-greek-children-were-always-getting-lost-from-their-parents-cause/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640187-you-know-why-ancient-greek-children-were-always-getting-lost-from-their-parents-cause/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640187-you-know-why-ancient-greek-children-were-always-getting-lost-from-their-parents-cause/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:04+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640187-you-know-why-ancient-greek-children-were-always-getting-lost-from-their-parents-cause/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640187-you-know-why-ancient-greek-children-were-always-getting-lost-from-their-parents-cause/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:04+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640188-have-you-heard-about-that-hot-thai-lounge-singer-yeah-they-call-him-frank-sriracha/video/player 2024-10-28T03:43:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640188-have-you-heard-about-that-hot-thai-lounge-singer-yeah-they-call-him-frank-sriracha/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640188-have-you-heard-about-that-hot-thai-lounge-singer-yeah-they-call-him-frank-sriracha/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you heard about that hot Thai lounge singer? Yeah. They call him *Frank Sriracha.* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640188-have-you-heard-about-that-hot-thai-lounge-singer-yeah-they-call-him-frank-sriracha/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640188-have-you-heard-about-that-hot-thai-lounge-singer-yeah-they-call-him-frank-sriracha/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640190-walks-into-a-bar-a-golfer-a-priest-and-a-lawyer-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender/video/player 2026-02-22T06:15:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 ...walks into a bar... A golfer, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! ...walks into a bar... A golfer, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640190-walks-into-a-bar-a-golfer-a-priest-and-a-lawyer-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640190-walks-into-a-bar-a-golfer-a-priest-and-a-lawyer-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:13+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg ...walks into a bar... A golfer, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! ...walks into a bar... A golfer, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640190-walks-into-a-bar-a-golfer-a-priest-and-a-lawyer-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640190-walks-into-a-bar-a-golfer-a-priest-and-a-lawyer-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:13+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640191-other-uses-for-chloroform-1-a-great-conversational-piece-when-talking-to-the-cops-about/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640191-other-uses-for-chloroform-1-a-great-conversational-piece-when-talking-to-the-cops-about/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640191-other-uses-for-chloroform-1-a-great-conversational-piece-when-talking-to-the-cops-about/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Other uses for chloroform 1) A great conversational piece when talking to the cops about using it 2) Make the day go by faster 3) And finally, as a reagent. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640191-other-uses-for-chloroform-1-a-great-conversational-piece-when-talking-to-the-cops-about/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640191-other-uses-for-chloroform-1-a-great-conversational-piece-when-talking-to-the-cops-about/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640193-cars-why-do-lazy-people-only-drive-automatics-because-theyre-shiftless/video/player 2024-05-13T10:29:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640193-cars-why-do-lazy-people-only-drive-automatics-because-theyre-shiftless/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640193-cars-why-do-lazy-people-only-drive-automatics-because-theyre-shiftless/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:27+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640193-cars-why-do-lazy-people-only-drive-automatics-because-theyre-shiftless/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640193-cars-why-do-lazy-people-only-drive-automatics-because-theyre-shiftless/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:27+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640194-why-is-yoda-afraid-of-seven-because-six-seven-eight/video/player 2024-10-16T02:49:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640194-why-is-yoda-afraid-of-seven-because-six-seven-eight/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640194-why-is-yoda-afraid-of-seven-because-six-seven-eight/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:33+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640194-why-is-yoda-afraid-of-seven-because-six-seven-eight/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640194-why-is-yoda-afraid-of-seven-because-six-seven-eight/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:33+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640196-why-couldnt-the-pirate-learn-the-alphabet-because-he-was-always-lost-at-c/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640196-why-couldnt-the-pirate-learn-the-alphabet-because-he-was-always-lost-at-c/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640196-why-couldnt-the-pirate-learn-the-alphabet-because-he-was-always-lost-at-c/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640196-why-couldnt-the-pirate-learn-the-alphabet-because-he-was-always-lost-at-c/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640196-why-couldnt-the-pirate-learn-the-alphabet-because-he-was-always-lost-at-c/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:36+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640197-college-my-son-took-rock-climbing-in-college-but-he-had-to-drop-the-class-he-couldnt/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any "Cliff Notes." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any "Cliff Notes." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640197-college-my-son-took-rock-climbing-in-college-but-he-had-to-drop-the-class-he-couldnt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640197-college-my-son-took-rock-climbing-in-college-but-he-had-to-drop-the-class-he-couldnt/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:41+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any "Cliff Notes." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any "Cliff Notes." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640197-college-my-son-took-rock-climbing-in-college-but-he-had-to-drop-the-class-he-couldnt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640197-college-my-son-took-rock-climbing-in-college-but-he-had-to-drop-the-class-he-couldnt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:41+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640200-what-is-the-cheapest-part-of-a-boat-the-part-with-the-sail-in-it/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640200-what-is-the-cheapest-part-of-a-boat-the-part-with-the-sail-in-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640200-what-is-the-cheapest-part-of-a-boat-the-part-with-the-sail-in-it/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640200-what-is-the-cheapest-part-of-a-boat-the-part-with-the-sail-in-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640200-what-is-the-cheapest-part-of-a-boat-the-part-with-the-sail-in-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:46+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640201-why-was-the-egg-kicked-out-of-the-comedy-club-because-he-was-telling-bad-yolks/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640201-why-was-the-egg-kicked-out-of-the-comedy-club-because-he-was-telling-bad-yolks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640201-why-was-the-egg-kicked-out-of-the-comedy-club-because-he-was-telling-bad-yolks/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640201-why-was-the-egg-kicked-out-of-the-comedy-club-because-he-was-telling-bad-yolks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640201-why-was-the-egg-kicked-out-of-the-comedy-club-because-he-was-telling-bad-yolks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640202-you-know-whats-the-problem-with-mexican-and-black-jokes-if-youve-heard-juan-youve/video/player 2024-03-21T03:26:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640202-you-know-whats-the-problem-with-mexican-and-black-jokes-if-youve-heard-juan-youve/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640202-you-know-whats-the-problem-with-mexican-and-black-jokes-if-youve-heard-juan-youve/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:52+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640202-you-know-whats-the-problem-with-mexican-and-black-jokes-if-youve-heard-juan-youve/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640202-you-know-whats-the-problem-with-mexican-and-black-jokes-if-youve-heard-juan-youve/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:52+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640203-the-signature-dish-of-a-restaurant-called-the-twisted-rooster-mobius-chicken-strips/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640203-the-signature-dish-of-a-restaurant-called-the-twisted-rooster-mobius-chicken-strips/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640203-the-signature-dish-of-a-restaurant-called-the-twisted-rooster-mobius-chicken-strips/video/player 2023-03-19T17:01:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640203-the-signature-dish-of-a-restaurant-called-the-twisted-rooster-mobius-chicken-strips/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640203-the-signature-dish-of-a-restaurant-called-the-twisted-rooster-mobius-chicken-strips/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:01:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640204-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-dont-bother-me-ive-got-my-own-problems/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640204-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-dont-bother-me-ive-got-my-own-problems/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640204-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-dont-bother-me-ive-got-my-own-problems/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me; I've got my own *problems!* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640204-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-dont-bother-me-ive-got-my-own-problems/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640204-what-did-one-math-book-say-to-the-other-dont-bother-me-ive-got-my-own-problems/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640206-why-are-giraffes-slow-to-apologize-it-takes-them-a-long-time-to-swallow-their-pride/video/player 2025-01-15T22:56:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640206-why-are-giraffes-slow-to-apologize-it-takes-them-a-long-time-to-swallow-their-pride/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640206-why-are-giraffes-slow-to-apologize-it-takes-them-a-long-time-to-swallow-their-pride/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640206-why-are-giraffes-slow-to-apologize-it-takes-them-a-long-time-to-swallow-their-pride/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640206-why-are-giraffes-slow-to-apologize-it-takes-them-a-long-time-to-swallow-their-pride/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:07+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640207-velcro-what-a-rip-off-joke-by-tim-vine/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640207-velcro-what-a-rip-off-joke-by-tim-vine/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640207-velcro-what-a-rip-off-joke-by-tim-vine/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Velcro What a rip off. Joke by Tim Vine. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640207-velcro-what-a-rip-off-joke-by-tim-vine/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640207-velcro-what-a-rip-off-joke-by-tim-vine/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640209-why-dont-melons-ever-run-away-and-get-married-because-they-cantaloupe/video/player 2026-02-22T08:44:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640209-why-dont-melons-ever-run-away-and-get-married-because-they-cantaloupe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640209-why-dont-melons-ever-run-away-and-get-married-because-they-cantaloupe/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640209-why-dont-melons-ever-run-away-and-get-married-because-they-cantaloupe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640209-why-dont-melons-ever-run-away-and-get-married-because-they-cantaloupe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640211-like-most-people-my-age-im-27/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Like most people my age... I'm 27. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Like most people my age... I'm 27. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640211-like-most-people-my-age-im-27/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640211-like-most-people-my-age-im-27/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Like most people my age... I'm 27. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Like most people my age... I'm 27. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640211-like-most-people-my-age-im-27/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640211-like-most-people-my-age-im-27/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640212-two-fish-in-a-tank-fish-1uh-greg-fish-2what-fish-1how-do-we-drive-this-thing/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640212-two-fish-in-a-tank-fish-1uh-greg-fish-2what-fish-1how-do-we-drive-this-thing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640212-two-fish-in-a-tank-fish-1uh-greg-fish-2what-fish-1how-do-we-drive-this-thing/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:25+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two fish in a tank Fish 1:Uh, Greg? Fish 2:What Fish 1:How do we drive this thing - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640212-two-fish-in-a-tank-fish-1uh-greg-fish-2what-fish-1how-do-we-drive-this-thing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640212-two-fish-in-a-tank-fish-1uh-greg-fish-2what-fish-1how-do-we-drive-this-thing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:25+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640215-did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-that-died-he-pasta-way/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640215-did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-that-died-he-pasta-way/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640215-did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-that-died-he-pasta-way/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:34+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640215-did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-that-died-he-pasta-way/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640215-did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-that-died-he-pasta-way/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:34+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640216-why-did-the-bacteria-cross-the-microscope-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640216-why-did-the-bacteria-cross-the-microscope-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640216-why-did-the-bacteria-cross-the-microscope-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the bacteria cross the microscope? To get to the other slide - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640216-why-did-the-bacteria-cross-the-microscope-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640216-why-did-the-bacteria-cross-the-microscope-to-get-to-the-other-slide/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640220-i-read-a-story-about-a-kid-that-ate-4-cans-of-alphabet-soup-in-one-sitting-it-said-that/video/player 2026-04-20T20:02:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement. Maybe a dirty joke. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement. Maybe a dirty joke. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640220-i-read-a-story-about-a-kid-that-ate-4-cans-of-alphabet-soup-in-one-sitting-it-said-that/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640220-i-read-a-story-about-a-kid-that-ate-4-cans-of-alphabet-soup-in-one-sitting-it-said-that/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement. Maybe a dirty joke. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I read a story about a kid that ate 4 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting... It said that he later had a massive vowel movement. Maybe a dirty joke. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640220-i-read-a-story-about-a-kid-that-ate-4-cans-of-alphabet-soup-in-one-sitting-it-said-that/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640220-i-read-a-story-about-a-kid-that-ate-4-cans-of-alphabet-soup-in-one-sitting-it-said-that/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:46+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640221-tasted-the-best-borscht-ever-itll-be-hard-to-beet/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640221-tasted-the-best-borscht-ever-itll-be-hard-to-beet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640221-tasted-the-best-borscht-ever-itll-be-hard-to-beet/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Tasted the best Borscht ever! It'll be hard to beet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640221-tasted-the-best-borscht-ever-itll-be-hard-to-beet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640221-tasted-the-best-borscht-ever-itll-be-hard-to-beet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:47+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640222-the-fine-bros-react-announcement-was-like-a-television-with-no-antenna-poor-reception/video/player 2024-11-17T17:27:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640222-the-fine-bros-react-announcement-was-like-a-television-with-no-antenna-poor-reception/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640222-the-fine-bros-react-announcement-was-like-a-television-with-no-antenna-poor-reception/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640222-the-fine-bros-react-announcement-was-like-a-television-with-no-antenna-poor-reception/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640222-the-fine-bros-react-announcement-was-like-a-television-with-no-antenna-poor-reception/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640224-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-naybor/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640224-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-naybor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640224-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-naybor/video/player 2023-03-19T17:02:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640224-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-naybor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640224-what-do-call-a-horse-that-lives-near-you-a-naybor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:02:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640228-what-kind-of-bees-make-milk-boobies/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of bees make milk? Boobies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bees make milk? Boobies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640228-what-kind-of-bees-make-milk-boobies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640228-what-kind-of-bees-make-milk-boobies/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:04+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of bees make milk? Boobies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bees make milk? Boobies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640228-what-kind-of-bees-make-milk-boobies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640228-what-kind-of-bees-make-milk-boobies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:04+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640229-what-does-mario-use-to-get-his-hot-dogs-off-the-grill-he-uses-his-donkey-tongs/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640229-what-does-mario-use-to-get-his-hot-dogs-off-the-grill-he-uses-his-donkey-tongs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640229-what-does-mario-use-to-get-his-hot-dogs-off-the-grill-he-uses-his-donkey-tongs/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:07+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640229-what-does-mario-use-to-get-his-hot-dogs-off-the-grill-he-uses-his-donkey-tongs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640229-what-does-mario-use-to-get-his-hot-dogs-off-the-grill-he-uses-his-donkey-tongs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:07+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640230-we-dont-serve-time-travelers-here-a-time-traveler-walks-into-a-bar/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 "We don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "We don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640230-we-dont-serve-time-travelers-here-a-time-traveler-walks-into-a-bar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640230-we-dont-serve-time-travelers-here-a-time-traveler-walks-into-a-bar/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg "We don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! "We don't serve time travelers here" A time traveler walks into a bar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640230-we-dont-serve-time-travelers-here-a-time-traveler-walks-into-a-bar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640230-we-dont-serve-time-travelers-here-a-time-traveler-walks-into-a-bar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:12+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640231-how-do-you-kill-bread-bake-it-for-a-little-while-and-it-will-be-toast/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640231-how-do-you-kill-bread-bake-it-for-a-little-while-and-it-will-be-toast/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640231-how-do-you-kill-bread-bake-it-for-a-little-while-and-it-will-be-toast/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you kill bread? Bake it for a little while, and it will be toast. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640231-how-do-you-kill-bread-bake-it-for-a-little-while-and-it-will-be-toast/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640231-how-do-you-kill-bread-bake-it-for-a-little-while-and-it-will-be-toast/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:17+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640232-what-do-you-call-an-imaginary-color-a-pigment-of-your-imagination/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640232-what-do-you-call-an-imaginary-color-a-pigment-of-your-imagination/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640232-what-do-you-call-an-imaginary-color-a-pigment-of-your-imagination/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640232-what-do-you-call-an-imaginary-color-a-pigment-of-your-imagination/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640232-what-do-you-call-an-imaginary-color-a-pigment-of-your-imagination/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:22+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640233-did-you-hear-about-the-mathematician-who-hated-negative-numbers-hell-stop-at-nothing/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640233-did-you-hear-about-the-mathematician-who-hated-negative-numbers-hell-stop-at-nothing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640233-did-you-hear-about-the-mathematician-who-hated-negative-numbers-hell-stop-at-nothing/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640233-did-you-hear-about-the-mathematician-who-hated-negative-numbers-hell-stop-at-nothing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640233-did-you-hear-about-the-mathematician-who-hated-negative-numbers-hell-stop-at-nothing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:27+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640235-what-do-you-call-security-guards-working-outside-samsung-shops-guardians-of-the-galaxy/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640235-what-do-you-call-security-guards-working-outside-samsung-shops-guardians-of-the-galaxy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640235-what-do-you-call-security-guards-working-outside-samsung-shops-guardians-of-the-galaxy/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:32+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640235-what-do-you-call-security-guards-working-outside-samsung-shops-guardians-of-the-galaxy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640235-what-do-you-call-security-guards-working-outside-samsung-shops-guardians-of-the-galaxy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:32+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640236-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-is-by-itself-provolone/video/player 2024-08-12T04:46:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640236-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-is-by-itself-provolone/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640236-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-is-by-itself-provolone/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640236-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-is-by-itself-provolone/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640236-what-do-you-call-cheese-that-is-by-itself-provolone/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:33+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640238-i-just-got-a-job-helping-a-one-arm-typist-do-capital-letters-its-shift-work/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640238-i-just-got-a-job-helping-a-one-arm-typist-do-capital-letters-its-shift-work/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640238-i-just-got-a-job-helping-a-one-arm-typist-do-capital-letters-its-shift-work/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640238-i-just-got-a-job-helping-a-one-arm-typist-do-capital-letters-its-shift-work/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640238-i-just-got-a-job-helping-a-one-arm-typist-do-capital-letters-its-shift-work/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:41+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640240-why-does-a-bicycle-have-a-kickstand-because-its-two-tired/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640240-why-does-a-bicycle-have-a-kickstand-because-its-two-tired/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640240-why-does-a-bicycle-have-a-kickstand-because-its-two-tired/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640240-why-does-a-bicycle-have-a-kickstand-because-its-two-tired/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640240-why-does-a-bicycle-have-a-kickstand-because-its-two-tired/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640242-i-went-in-to-a-pet-shop-and-said-can-i-buy-a-goldfish-the-guy-said-do-you-want-an/video/player 2024-10-28T07:10:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640242-i-went-in-to-a-pet-shop-and-said-can-i-buy-a-goldfish-the-guy-said-do-you-want-an/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640242-i-went-in-to-a-pet-shop-and-said-can-i-buy-a-goldfish-the-guy-said-do-you-want-an/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:53+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640242-i-went-in-to-a-pet-shop-and-said-can-i-buy-a-goldfish-the-guy-said-do-you-want-an/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640242-i-went-in-to-a-pet-shop-and-said-can-i-buy-a-goldfish-the-guy-said-do-you-want-an/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:53+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640243-which-side-of-a-horse-has-the-most-hair-the-outside-oh-my-goodness-thats-hilarious/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh my goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh my goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640243-which-side-of-a-horse-has-the-most-hair-the-outside-oh-my-goodness-thats-hilarious/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640243-which-side-of-a-horse-has-the-most-hair-the-outside-oh-my-goodness-thats-hilarious/video/player 2023-03-19T17:03:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh my goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh my goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640243-which-side-of-a-horse-has-the-most-hair-the-outside-oh-my-goodness-thats-hilarious/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640243-which-side-of-a-horse-has-the-most-hair-the-outside-oh-my-goodness-thats-hilarious/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:03:56+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640245-two-silk-worms-had-a-race-they-ended-up-in-a-tie/video/player 2024-10-27T00:56:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640245-two-silk-worms-had-a-race-they-ended-up-in-a-tie/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640245-two-silk-worms-had-a-race-they-ended-up-in-a-tie/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640245-two-silk-worms-had-a-race-they-ended-up-in-a-tie/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640245-two-silk-worms-had-a-race-they-ended-up-in-a-tie/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:03+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640246-noah-wasnt-much-for-civilized-society-you-could-say-he-was-an-arc-ist/video/player 2024-11-15T17:12:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an arc ist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an arc ist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640246-noah-wasnt-much-for-civilized-society-you-could-say-he-was-an-arc-ist/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640246-noah-wasnt-much-for-civilized-society-you-could-say-he-was-an-arc-ist/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:04+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an arc ist. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Noah wasn't much for civilized society . . . You could say he was an arc ist. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640246-noah-wasnt-much-for-civilized-society-you-could-say-he-was-an-arc-ist/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640246-noah-wasnt-much-for-civilized-society-you-could-say-he-was-an-arc-ist/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:04+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640247-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-covered-in-chocolate-a-candy-baa/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640247-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-covered-in-chocolate-a-candy-baa/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640247-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-covered-in-chocolate-a-candy-baa/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640247-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-covered-in-chocolate-a-candy-baa/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640247-what-do-you-call-a-sheep-covered-in-chocolate-a-candy-baa/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:17+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640248-what-do-you-do-if-you-see-a-spaceman-you-park-in-it-man/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640248-what-do-you-do-if-you-see-a-spaceman-you-park-in-it-man/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640248-what-do-you-do-if-you-see-a-spaceman-you-park-in-it-man/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640248-what-do-you-do-if-you-see-a-spaceman-you-park-in-it-man/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640248-what-do-you-do-if-you-see-a-spaceman-you-park-in-it-man/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:21+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640249-why-did-trump-insist-on-hillary-clinton-as-secretary-of-state-he-doesnt-believe-women/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640249-why-did-trump-insist-on-hillary-clinton-as-secretary-of-state-he-doesnt-believe-women/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640249-why-did-trump-insist-on-hillary-clinton-as-secretary-of-state-he-doesnt-believe-women/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:21+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Trump insist on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of state? He doesn't believe women should get above secretary - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640249-why-did-trump-insist-on-hillary-clinton-as-secretary-of-state-he-doesnt-believe-women/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640249-why-did-trump-insist-on-hillary-clinton-as-secretary-of-state-he-doesnt-believe-women/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:21+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640251-i-was-wondering-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640251-i-was-wondering-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640251-i-was-wondering-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640251-i-was-wondering-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640251-i-was-wondering-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:32+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640253-what-did-the-buffalo-say-when-his-child-left-for-college-bison/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640253-what-did-the-buffalo-say-when-his-child-left-for-college-bison/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640253-what-did-the-buffalo-say-when-his-child-left-for-college-bison/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640253-what-did-the-buffalo-say-when-his-child-left-for-college-bison/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640253-what-did-the-buffalo-say-when-his-child-left-for-college-bison/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640255-batman-doesnt-have-nightmares-nightmares-have-batman/video/player 2026-02-21T17:38:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640255-batman-doesnt-have-nightmares-nightmares-have-batman/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640255-batman-doesnt-have-nightmares-nightmares-have-batman/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:42+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640255-batman-doesnt-have-nightmares-nightmares-have-batman/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640255-batman-doesnt-have-nightmares-nightmares-have-batman/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:42+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640256-how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense-ill-tell-you-later/video/player 2024-03-21T03:27:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640256-how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense-ill-tell-you-later/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640256-how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense-ill-tell-you-later/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:43+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640256-how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense-ill-tell-you-later/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640256-how-do-you-keep-an-idiot-in-suspense-ill-tell-you-later/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:43+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640257-charles-dickens-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-martini-the-bartender-asks-olive-er/video/player 2024-05-11T16:01:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640257-charles-dickens-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-martini-the-bartender-asks-olive-er/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640257-charles-dickens-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-martini-the-bartender-asks-olive-er/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:47+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks "olive 'er twist?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640257-charles-dickens-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-martini-the-bartender-asks-olive-er/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640257-charles-dickens-walks-into-a-bar-and-orders-a-martini-the-bartender-asks-olive-er/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:47+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640259-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-so-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-and-there-is-no-punchline/video/player 2026-04-20T20:11:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640259-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-so-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-and-there-is-no-punchline/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640259-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-so-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-and-there-is-no-punchline/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:52+00:00 76 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Nickelback walks into a bar.... So Nickelback walks into a bar, and there is no punchline, because ruining music isn't funny. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640259-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-so-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-and-there-is-no-punchline/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640259-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-so-nickelback-walks-into-a-bar-and-there-is-no-punchline/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:52+00:00 76 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640261-so-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-ill-have-a-ginand-tonic-the/video/player 2026-06-17T13:37:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640261-so-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-ill-have-a-ginand-tonic-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640261-so-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-ill-have-a-ginand-tonic-the/video/player 2023-03-19T17:04:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640261-so-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-ill-have-a-ginand-tonic-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640261-so-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-bar-and-says-ill-have-a-ginand-tonic-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:04:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640262-mom-asked-if-i-wanted-to-race-toy-cars-with-my-neighbor-chucky-i-responded-nah/video/player 2024-03-21T03:28:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, "Nah, that's child's play." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, "Nah, that's child's play." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640262-mom-asked-if-i-wanted-to-race-toy-cars-with-my-neighbor-chucky-i-responded-nah/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640262-mom-asked-if-i-wanted-to-race-toy-cars-with-my-neighbor-chucky-i-responded-nah/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:02+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, "Nah, that's child's play." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, "Nah, that's child's play." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640262-mom-asked-if-i-wanted-to-race-toy-cars-with-my-neighbor-chucky-i-responded-nah/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640262-mom-asked-if-i-wanted-to-race-toy-cars-with-my-neighbor-chucky-i-responded-nah/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:02+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640264-what-do-you-find-in-a-clouds-shorts-thunderpants/video/player 2024-10-28T07:05:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640264-what-do-you-find-in-a-clouds-shorts-thunderpants/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640264-what-do-you-find-in-a-clouds-shorts-thunderpants/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640264-what-do-you-find-in-a-clouds-shorts-thunderpants/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640264-what-do-you-find-in-a-clouds-shorts-thunderpants/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:07+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640266-difference-between-a-dead-squirrel-and-a-dead-drummer-in-the-road/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640266-difference-between-a-dead-squirrel-and-a-dead-drummer-in-the-road/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640266-difference-between-a-dead-squirrel-and-a-dead-drummer-in-the-road/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640266-difference-between-a-dead-squirrel-and-a-dead-drummer-in-the-road/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640266-difference-between-a-dead-squirrel-and-a-dead-drummer-in-the-road/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640267-why-did-the-ssd-burn-a-flag-because-it-was-a-patriot-blaze/video/player 2025-01-29T16:18:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640267-why-did-the-ssd-burn-a-flag-because-it-was-a-patriot-blaze/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640267-why-did-the-ssd-burn-a-flag-because-it-was-a-patriot-blaze/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the SSD burn a flag? Because it was a Patriot Blaze - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640267-why-did-the-ssd-burn-a-flag-because-it-was-a-patriot-blaze/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640267-why-did-the-ssd-burn-a-flag-because-it-was-a-patriot-blaze/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:16+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640269-by-shear-coincidence-all-these-sheep-look-the-same/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640269-by-shear-coincidence-all-these-sheep-look-the-same/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640269-by-shear-coincidence-all-these-sheep-look-the-same/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640269-by-shear-coincidence-all-these-sheep-look-the-same/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640269-by-shear-coincidence-all-these-sheep-look-the-same/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640272-finally-decided-on-my-thesis-paper-its-a-lotr-themed-essay-in-defense-of-sauron-titled/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled "Getting away with Mordor" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled "Getting away with Mordor" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640272-finally-decided-on-my-thesis-paper-its-a-lotr-themed-essay-in-defense-of-sauron-titled/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640272-finally-decided-on-my-thesis-paper-its-a-lotr-themed-essay-in-defense-of-sauron-titled/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:28+00:00 46 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled "Getting away with Mordor" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled "Getting away with Mordor" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640272-finally-decided-on-my-thesis-paper-its-a-lotr-themed-essay-in-defense-of-sauron-titled/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640272-finally-decided-on-my-thesis-paper-its-a-lotr-themed-essay-in-defense-of-sauron-titled/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:28+00:00 46 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640274-what-do-you-call-a-bee-from-the-wrong-side-of-town-a-bumblegee/video/player 2024-05-13T17:11:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640274-what-do-you-call-a-bee-from-the-wrong-side-of-town-a-bumblegee/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640274-what-do-you-call-a-bee-from-the-wrong-side-of-town-a-bumblegee/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640274-what-do-you-call-a-bee-from-the-wrong-side-of-town-a-bumblegee/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640274-what-do-you-call-a-bee-from-the-wrong-side-of-town-a-bumblegee/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640275-why-did-mrs-grape-leave-mr-grape-she-was-tired-of-raisin-kids/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640275-why-did-mrs-grape-leave-mr-grape-she-was-tired-of-raisin-kids/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640275-why-did-mrs-grape-leave-mr-grape-she-was-tired-of-raisin-kids/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640275-why-did-mrs-grape-leave-mr-grape-she-was-tired-of-raisin-kids/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640275-why-did-mrs-grape-leave-mr-grape-she-was-tired-of-raisin-kids/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640277-what-does-batman-take-in-his-whiskey-just-ice/video/player 2025-12-10T05:08:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640277-what-does-batman-take-in-his-whiskey-just-ice/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640277-what-does-batman-take-in-his-whiskey-just-ice/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:43+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does batman take in his whiskey? Just ice. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640277-what-does-batman-take-in-his-whiskey-just-ice/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640277-what-does-batman-take-in-his-whiskey-just-ice/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:43+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640279-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640279-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-a-stick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640279-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:47+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640279-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-a-stick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640279-what-do-you-call-a-boomerang-that-doesnt-come-back-a-stick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:47+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640280-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-ouch/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 A guy walks into a bar Ouch - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A guy walks into a bar Ouch - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640280-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-ouch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640280-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-ouch/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:48+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A guy walks into a bar Ouch - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A guy walks into a bar Ouch - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640280-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-ouch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640280-a-guy-walks-into-a-bar-ouch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:48+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640281-why-did-the-scale-decide-that-the-scam-artists-were-heavier-than-the-novels-because-the/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640281-why-did-the-scale-decide-that-the-scam-artists-were-heavier-than-the-novels-because-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640281-why-did-the-scale-decide-that-the-scam-artists-were-heavier-than-the-novels-because-the/video/player 2023-03-19T17:05:53+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels? Because the cons outweighed the prose. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640281-why-did-the-scale-decide-that-the-scam-artists-were-heavier-than-the-novels-because-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640281-why-did-the-scale-decide-that-the-scam-artists-were-heavier-than-the-novels-because-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:05:53+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640284-im-trying-to-get-into-classical-music-but-i-cant-find-any-original-recordings-all/video/player 2024-05-13T09:02:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640284-im-trying-to-get-into-classical-music-but-i-cant-find-any-original-recordings-all/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640284-im-trying-to-get-into-classical-music-but-i-cant-find-any-original-recordings-all/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:03+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640284-im-trying-to-get-into-classical-music-but-i-cant-find-any-original-recordings-all/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640284-im-trying-to-get-into-classical-music-but-i-cant-find-any-original-recordings-all/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:03+00:00 18 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640286-what-did-aged-mother-cheddar-say-to-her-son-the-day-of-school-photos-looking-sharp/video/player 2026-02-21T17:04:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640286-what-did-aged-mother-cheddar-say-to-her-son-the-day-of-school-photos-looking-sharp/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640286-what-did-aged-mother-cheddar-say-to-her-son-the-day-of-school-photos-looking-sharp/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos? Looking sharp. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640286-what-did-aged-mother-cheddar-say-to-her-son-the-day-of-school-photos-looking-sharp/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640286-what-did-aged-mother-cheddar-say-to-her-son-the-day-of-school-photos-looking-sharp/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640287-why-does-a-chicken-coop-have-two-doors-because-if-it-had-four-it-would-be-a-chicken/video/player 2025-02-12T06:09:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640287-why-does-a-chicken-coop-have-two-doors-because-if-it-had-four-it-would-be-a-chicken/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640287-why-does-a-chicken-coop-have-two-doors-because-if-it-had-four-it-would-be-a-chicken/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:08+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640287-why-does-a-chicken-coop-have-two-doors-because-if-it-had-four-it-would-be-a-chicken/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640287-why-does-a-chicken-coop-have-two-doors-because-if-it-had-four-it-would-be-a-chicken/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:08+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640288-note-for-santa-dear-santa-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim-body-please/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640288-note-for-santa-dear-santa-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim-body-please/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640288-note-for-santa-dear-santa-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim-body-please/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:17+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640288-note-for-santa-dear-santa-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim-body-please/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640288-note-for-santa-dear-santa-please-give-me-a-big-fat-bank-account-and-a-slim-body-please/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:17+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640289-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-he-conditioned-it/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640289-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-he-conditioned-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640289-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-he-conditioned-it/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? He conditioned it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640289-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-he-conditioned-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640289-why-was-pavlovs-hair-so-soft-he-conditioned-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640291-whats-an-atheists-favorite-christmas-movie-coincidence-on-34th-street/video/player 2024-10-28T02:06:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640291-whats-an-atheists-favorite-christmas-movie-coincidence-on-34th-street/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640291-whats-an-atheists-favorite-christmas-movie-coincidence-on-34th-street/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? Coincidence on 34th Street - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640291-whats-an-atheists-favorite-christmas-movie-coincidence-on-34th-street/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640291-whats-an-atheists-favorite-christmas-movie-coincidence-on-34th-street/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640292-what-do-you-call-someone-who-makes-a-lot-of-money-through-deforestation-of-the-amazon-a/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640292-what-do-you-call-someone-who-makes-a-lot-of-money-through-deforestation-of-the-amazon-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640292-what-do-you-call-someone-who-makes-a-lot-of-money-through-deforestation-of-the-amazon-a/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:33+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640292-what-do-you-call-someone-who-makes-a-lot-of-money-through-deforestation-of-the-amazon-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640292-what-do-you-call-someone-who-makes-a-lot-of-money-through-deforestation-of-the-amazon-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:33+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640294-whats-marios-favorite-type-of-jeans-denim-denim-denim/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640294-whats-marios-favorite-type-of-jeans-denim-denim-denim/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640294-whats-marios-favorite-type-of-jeans-denim-denim-denim/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:37+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640294-whats-marios-favorite-type-of-jeans-denim-denim-denim/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640294-whats-marios-favorite-type-of-jeans-denim-denim-denim/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:37+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640295-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-lets-make-a-snowman/video/player 2026-02-23T11:39:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640295-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-lets-make-a-snowman/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640295-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-lets-make-a-snowman/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the 0 say to the 8? Let's make a snowman! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640295-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-lets-make-a-snowman/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640295-what-did-the-0-say-to-the-8-lets-make-a-snowman/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:39+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640297-have-a-very-joseph-christmas-we-shouldnt-discriminate-by-sex-you-know/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640297-have-a-very-joseph-christmas-we-shouldnt-discriminate-by-sex-you-know/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640297-have-a-very-joseph-christmas-we-shouldnt-discriminate-by-sex-you-know/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:47+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have a very Joseph Christmas! We shouldn't discriminate by sex, you know. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640297-have-a-very-joseph-christmas-we-shouldnt-discriminate-by-sex-you-know/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640297-have-a-very-joseph-christmas-we-shouldnt-discriminate-by-sex-you-know/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:47+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640299-never-try-to-kill-a-termite-with-a-napkin-itll-only-get-bigger/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640299-never-try-to-kill-a-termite-with-a-napkin-itll-only-get-bigger/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640299-never-try-to-kill-a-termite-with-a-napkin-itll-only-get-bigger/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:53+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640299-never-try-to-kill-a-termite-with-a-napkin-itll-only-get-bigger/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640299-never-try-to-kill-a-termite-with-a-napkin-itll-only-get-bigger/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:53+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640301-what-did-one-nose-say-when-the-other-nose-said-i-love-you-back-achoo/video/player 2024-10-28T05:03:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"? "Back achoo!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"? "Back achoo!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640301-what-did-one-nose-say-when-the-other-nose-said-i-love-you-back-achoo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640301-what-did-one-nose-say-when-the-other-nose-said-i-love-you-back-achoo/video/player 2023-03-19T17:06:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"? "Back achoo!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"? "Back achoo!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640301-what-did-one-nose-say-when-the-other-nose-said-i-love-you-back-achoo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640301-what-did-one-nose-say-when-the-other-nose-said-i-love-you-back-achoo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:06:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640303-hope-you-guys-like-clean-humor-videos-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvknt-atq0hxm/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt aTq0hxM - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt aTq0hxM - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640303-hope-you-guys-like-clean-humor-videos-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvknt-atq0hxm/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640303-hope-you-guys-like-clean-humor-videos-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvknt-atq0hxm/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:02+00:00 155 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt aTq0hxM - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt aTq0hxM - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640303-hope-you-guys-like-clean-humor-videos-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvknt-atq0hxm/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640303-hope-you-guys-like-clean-humor-videos-httpswwwyoutubecomwatchvknt-atq0hxm/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:02+00:00 155 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640304-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-skydive-because-it-scares-the-dog/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640304-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-skydive-because-it-scares-the-dog/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640304-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-skydive-because-it-scares-the-dog/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640304-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-skydive-because-it-scares-the-dog/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640304-why-dont-blind-people-like-to-skydive-because-it-scares-the-dog/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:08+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640306-two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640306-two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640306-two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640306-two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640306-two-guys-walk-into-a-bar-the-third-one-ducks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:08+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640307-what-did-the-french-butter-say-when-it-got-stocked-in-the-cooler-beurre-i-came-up-with/video/player 2024-10-26T23:45:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640307-what-did-the-french-butter-say-when-it-got-stocked-in-the-cooler-beurre-i-came-up-with/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640307-what-did-the-french-butter-say-when-it-got-stocked-in-the-cooler-beurre-i-came-up-with/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640307-what-did-the-french-butter-say-when-it-got-stocked-in-the-cooler-beurre-i-came-up-with/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640307-what-did-the-french-butter-say-when-it-got-stocked-in-the-cooler-beurre-i-came-up-with/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:13+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640309-why-did-the-dog-sleep-on-the-chandelier-because-he-was-a-light-sleeper/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640309-why-did-the-dog-sleep-on-the-chandelier-because-he-was-a-light-sleeper/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640309-why-did-the-dog-sleep-on-the-chandelier-because-he-was-a-light-sleeper/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640309-why-did-the-dog-sleep-on-the-chandelier-because-he-was-a-light-sleeper/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640309-why-did-the-dog-sleep-on-the-chandelier-because-he-was-a-light-sleeper/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640312-what-happens-when-a-spoon-and-fork-get-into-a-fight-civilwar/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640312-what-happens-when-a-spoon-and-fork-get-into-a-fight-civilwar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640312-what-happens-when-a-spoon-and-fork-get-into-a-fight-civilwar/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:28+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640312-what-happens-when-a-spoon-and-fork-get-into-a-fight-civilwar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640312-what-happens-when-a-spoon-and-fork-get-into-a-fight-civilwar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:28+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640314-my-grandma-refused-to-be-an-organ-donor-she-was-buried-with-all-of-her-musical/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640314-my-grandma-refused-to-be-an-organ-donor-she-was-buried-with-all-of-her-musical/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640314-my-grandma-refused-to-be-an-organ-donor-she-was-buried-with-all-of-her-musical/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640314-my-grandma-refused-to-be-an-organ-donor-she-was-buried-with-all-of-her-musical/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640314-my-grandma-refused-to-be-an-organ-donor-she-was-buried-with-all-of-her-musical/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:32+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640318-how-do-you-count-cows-with-a-cowculator/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you count cows? With a cowculator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you count cows? With a cowculator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640318-how-do-you-count-cows-with-a-cowculator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640318-how-do-you-count-cows-with-a-cowculator/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you count cows? With a cowculator. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you count cows? With a cowculator. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640318-how-do-you-count-cows-with-a-cowculator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640318-how-do-you-count-cows-with-a-cowculator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:41+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640319-i-dig-she-dig-we-dig-he-dig-they-dig-you-dig-maybe-not-a-funny-joke-but-at/video/player 2024-10-24T03:20:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640319-i-dig-she-dig-we-dig-he-dig-they-dig-you-dig-maybe-not-a-funny-joke-but-at/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640319-i-dig-she-dig-we-dig-he-dig-they-dig-you-dig-maybe-not-a-funny-joke-but-at/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640319-i-dig-she-dig-we-dig-he-dig-they-dig-you-dig-maybe-not-a-funny-joke-but-at/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640319-i-dig-she-dig-we-dig-he-dig-they-dig-you-dig-maybe-not-a-funny-joke-but-at/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640320-what-do-you-call-a-burial-chamber-full-of-moose-moosoleum/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640320-what-do-you-call-a-burial-chamber-full-of-moose-moosoleum/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640320-what-do-you-call-a-burial-chamber-full-of-moose-moosoleum/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640320-what-do-you-call-a-burial-chamber-full-of-moose-moosoleum/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640320-what-do-you-call-a-burial-chamber-full-of-moose-moosoleum/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:45+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640322-mints-i-was-eating-mint-chocolates-and-i-felt-sick-after-eight/video/player 2025-12-10T03:54:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640322-mints-i-was-eating-mint-chocolates-and-i-felt-sick-after-eight/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640322-mints-i-was-eating-mint-chocolates-and-i-felt-sick-after-eight/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640322-mints-i-was-eating-mint-chocolates-and-i-felt-sick-after-eight/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640322-mints-i-was-eating-mint-chocolates-and-i-felt-sick-after-eight/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:52+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640323-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-cafe-he-says-ill-have-a-burger-and-a-coke-the/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, "I'll have a burger and.... a coke." The waitress says, "Okay. But, why the long pause?" The bear says, "I don't know. I was born with them." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, "I'll have a burger and.... a coke." The waitress says, "Okay. But, why the long pause?" The bear says, "I don't know. I was born with them." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640323-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-cafe-he-says-ill-have-a-burger-and-a-coke-the/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640323-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-cafe-he-says-ill-have-a-burger-and-a-coke-the/video/player 2023-03-19T17:07:58+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, "I'll have a burger and.... a coke." The waitress says, "Okay. But, why the long pause?" The bear says, "I don't know. I was born with them." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Polar Bear walks into a cafe He says, "I'll have a burger and.... a coke." The waitress says, "Okay. But, why the long pause?" The bear says, "I don't know. I was born with them." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640323-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-cafe-he-says-ill-have-a-burger-and-a-coke-the/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640323-a-polar-bear-walks-into-a-cafe-he-says-ill-have-a-burger-and-a-coke-the/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:07:58+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640327-what-did-the-hot-dogs-name-their-child-frank/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640327-what-did-the-hot-dogs-name-their-child-frank/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640327-what-did-the-hot-dogs-name-their-child-frank/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:06+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640327-what-did-the-hot-dogs-name-their-child-frank/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640327-what-did-the-hot-dogs-name-their-child-frank/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:06+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640329-what-do-you-say-when-you-see-three-whales-whale-whale-whale-what-do-we-have-here/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640329-what-do-you-say-when-you-see-three-whales-whale-whale-whale-what-do-we-have-here/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640329-what-do-you-say-when-you-see-three-whales-whale-whale-whale-what-do-we-have-here/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640329-what-do-you-say-when-you-see-three-whales-whale-whale-whale-what-do-we-have-here/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640329-what-do-you-say-when-you-see-three-whales-whale-whale-whale-what-do-we-have-here/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:14+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640331-i-may-be-middle-class-but-im-hard-al-dente-you-might-say-jimmy-carr/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 I may be middle class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I may be middle class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640331-i-may-be-middle-class-but-im-hard-al-dente-you-might-say-jimmy-carr/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640331-i-may-be-middle-class-but-im-hard-al-dente-you-might-say-jimmy-carr/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:17+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I may be middle class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I may be middle class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640331-i-may-be-middle-class-but-im-hard-al-dente-you-might-say-jimmy-carr/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640331-i-may-be-middle-class-but-im-hard-al-dente-you-might-say-jimmy-carr/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:17+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640333-what-did-cinderella-say-while-waiting-for-her-photos-someday-my-prints-will-come/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640333-what-did-cinderella-say-while-waiting-for-her-photos-someday-my-prints-will-come/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640333-what-did-cinderella-say-while-waiting-for-her-photos-someday-my-prints-will-come/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640333-what-did-cinderella-say-while-waiting-for-her-photos-someday-my-prints-will-come/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640333-what-did-cinderella-say-while-waiting-for-her-photos-someday-my-prints-will-come/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640334-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-concrete-wall-dam/video/player 2026-02-24T22:28:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640334-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-concrete-wall-dam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640334-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-concrete-wall-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:20+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640334-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-concrete-wall-dam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640334-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-hit-the-concrete-wall-dam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:20+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640337-my-bucket-list-five-gallon-bucket-mop-bucket-bucket-hat/video/player 2023-03-19T18:23:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640337-my-bucket-list-five-gallon-bucket-mop-bucket-bucket-hat/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640337-my-bucket-list-five-gallon-bucket-mop-bucket-bucket-hat/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640337-my-bucket-list-five-gallon-bucket-mop-bucket-bucket-hat/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640337-my-bucket-list-five-gallon-bucket-mop-bucket-bucket-hat/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:27+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640339-what-do-you-call-an-old-soldier-who-has-been-sprinkled-in-salt-and-pepper-a-seasoned/video/player 2026-02-21T04:28:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640339-what-do-you-call-an-old-soldier-who-has-been-sprinkled-in-salt-and-pepper-a-seasoned/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640339-what-do-you-call-an-old-soldier-who-has-been-sprinkled-in-salt-and-pepper-a-seasoned/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:32+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640339-what-do-you-call-an-old-soldier-who-has-been-sprinkled-in-salt-and-pepper-a-seasoned/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640339-what-do-you-call-an-old-soldier-who-has-been-sprinkled-in-salt-and-pepper-a-seasoned/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:32+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640342-the-fast-food-restaurant-for-babies-welcome-to-gerber-king-may-i-take-your-order/video/player 2025-02-12T06:21:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 The fast food restaurant for babies. "Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The fast food restaurant for babies. "Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640342-the-fast-food-restaurant-for-babies-welcome-to-gerber-king-may-i-take-your-order/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640342-the-fast-food-restaurant-for-babies-welcome-to-gerber-king-may-i-take-your-order/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:39+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The fast food restaurant for babies. "Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The fast food restaurant for babies. "Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640342-the-fast-food-restaurant-for-babies-welcome-to-gerber-king-may-i-take-your-order/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640342-the-fast-food-restaurant-for-babies-welcome-to-gerber-king-may-i-take-your-order/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:39+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640343-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640343-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640343-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:43+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one frog say to the other? Time's fun when you're having flies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640343-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640343-what-did-one-frog-say-to-the-other-times-fun-when-youre-having-flies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:43+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640344-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-the-atlantic-with-the-titanic-halfway/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640344-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-the-atlantic-with-the-titanic-halfway/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640344-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-the-atlantic-with-the-titanic-halfway/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640344-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-the-atlantic-with-the-titanic-halfway/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640344-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-the-atlantic-with-the-titanic-halfway/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640346-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-this-boy-trips-and-falls-into-some-mud/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640346-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-this-boy-trips-and-falls-into-some-mud/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640346-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-this-boy-trips-and-falls-into-some-mud/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640346-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-this-boy-trips-and-falls-into-some-mud/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640346-want-to-hear-a-dirty-joke-this-boy-trips-and-falls-into-some-mud/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:48+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640348-no-matter-how-much-you-push-the-envelope-its-still-stationery/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640348-no-matter-how-much-you-push-the-envelope-its-still-stationery/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640348-no-matter-how-much-you-push-the-envelope-its-still-stationery/video/player 2023-03-19T17:08:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640348-no-matter-how-much-you-push-the-envelope-its-still-stationery/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640348-no-matter-how-much-you-push-the-envelope-its-still-stationery/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:08:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640352-my-buddy-went-to-a-foreign-country-to-get-his-sex-change-operation-now-hes-a-dude/video/player 2024-10-16T02:06:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640352-my-buddy-went-to-a-foreign-country-to-get-his-sex-change-operation-now-hes-a-dude/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640352-my-buddy-went-to-a-foreign-country-to-get-his-sex-change-operation-now-hes-a-dude/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640352-my-buddy-went-to-a-foreign-country-to-get-his-sex-change-operation-now-hes-a-dude/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640352-my-buddy-went-to-a-foreign-country-to-get-his-sex-change-operation-now-hes-a-dude/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640354-a-vampire-stopped-coming-to-my-nightly-poker-games-all-i-said-was-that-he-made-too-many/video/player 2024-10-28T04:27:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640354-a-vampire-stopped-coming-to-my-nightly-poker-games-all-i-said-was-that-he-made-too-many/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640354-a-vampire-stopped-coming-to-my-nightly-poker-games-all-i-said-was-that-he-made-too-many/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:11+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640354-a-vampire-stopped-coming-to-my-nightly-poker-games-all-i-said-was-that-he-made-too-many/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640354-a-vampire-stopped-coming-to-my-nightly-poker-games-all-i-said-was-that-he-made-too-many/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:11+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640355-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-advanced-physics-a-passing-grade/video/player 2024-11-28T02:40:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640355-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-advanced-physics-a-passing-grade/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640355-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-advanced-physics-a-passing-grade/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640355-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-advanced-physics-a-passing-grade/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640355-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-advanced-physics-a-passing-grade/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640359-i-bought-a-vacuum-cleaner-six-months-ago-and-so-far-all-its-been-doing-is/video/player 2026-02-21T07:50:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640359-i-bought-a-vacuum-cleaner-six-months-ago-and-so-far-all-its-been-doing-is/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640359-i-bought-a-vacuum-cleaner-six-months-ago-and-so-far-all-its-been-doing-is/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far, all it's been doing is gathering dust. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640359-i-bought-a-vacuum-cleaner-six-months-ago-and-so-far-all-its-been-doing-is/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640359-i-bought-a-vacuum-cleaner-six-months-ago-and-so-far-all-its-been-doing-is/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640360-where-do-you-drown-a-hipster-the-mainstream/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640360-where-do-you-drown-a-hipster-the-mainstream/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640360-where-do-you-drown-a-hipster-the-mainstream/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do you drown a hipster? The Mainstream. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640360-where-do-you-drown-a-hipster-the-mainstream/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640360-where-do-you-drown-a-hipster-the-mainstream/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640361-what-did-the-mama-cow-say-to-the-baby-cow-x-post-from-r3amjokes-its-pasture/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what did the mama cow say to the baby cow/) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what did the mama cow say to the baby cow/) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640361-what-did-the-mama-cow-say-to-the-baby-cow-x-post-from-r3amjokes-its-pasture/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640361-what-did-the-mama-cow-say-to-the-baby-cow-x-post-from-r3amjokes-its-pasture/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:28+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what did the mama cow say to the baby cow/) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what did the mama cow say to the baby cow/) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640361-what-did-the-mama-cow-say-to-the-baby-cow-x-post-from-r3amjokes-its-pasture/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640361-what-did-the-mama-cow-say-to-the-baby-cow-x-post-from-r3amjokes-its-pasture/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:28+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640362-why-did-the-man-with-one-hand-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-second-hand-shop/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640362-why-did-the-man-with-one-hand-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-second-hand-shop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640362-why-did-the-man-with-one-hand-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-second-hand-shop/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640362-why-did-the-man-with-one-hand-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-second-hand-shop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640362-why-did-the-man-with-one-hand-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-second-hand-shop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:32+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640364-an-invisible-man-marries-an-invisible-woman-the-kids-were-nothing-to-look-at-either/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:11+00:00 monthly 0.5 An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640364-an-invisible-man-marries-an-invisible-woman-the-kids-were-nothing-to-look-at-either/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640364-an-invisible-man-marries-an-invisible-woman-the-kids-were-nothing-to-look-at-either/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:37+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640364-an-invisible-man-marries-an-invisible-woman-the-kids-were-nothing-to-look-at-either/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640364-an-invisible-man-marries-an-invisible-woman-the-kids-were-nothing-to-look-at-either/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:37+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640366-what-did-the-creepy-scientist-say-to-his-new-creepy-wife-lets-grow-mold-together/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640366-what-did-the-creepy-scientist-say-to-his-new-creepy-wife-lets-grow-mold-together/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640366-what-did-the-creepy-scientist-say-to-his-new-creepy-wife-lets-grow-mold-together/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife? Let's grow MOLD together! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640366-what-did-the-creepy-scientist-say-to-his-new-creepy-wife-lets-grow-mold-together/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640366-what-did-the-creepy-scientist-say-to-his-new-creepy-wife-lets-grow-mold-together/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640367-never-trust-an-atom-they-make-up-everything/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Never trust an atom They make up everything - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Never trust an atom They make up everything - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640367-never-trust-an-atom-they-make-up-everything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640367-never-trust-an-atom-they-make-up-everything/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Never trust an atom They make up everything - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Never trust an atom They make up everything - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640367-never-trust-an-atom-they-make-up-everything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640367-never-trust-an-atom-they-make-up-everything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:47+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640370-when-you-cook-duck-you-should-always-add-a-little-bit-of-goose-it-makes-a-game-out-of/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640370-when-you-cook-duck-you-should-always-add-a-little-bit-of-goose-it-makes-a-game-out-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640370-when-you-cook-duck-you-should-always-add-a-little-bit-of-goose-it-makes-a-game-out-of/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:54+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! When you cook duck you should always add a little bit of goose It makes a game out of every bite. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640370-when-you-cook-duck-you-should-always-add-a-little-bit-of-goose-it-makes-a-game-out-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640370-when-you-cook-duck-you-should-always-add-a-little-bit-of-goose-it-makes-a-game-out-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:54+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640371-a-pair-of-mittens-says-to-a-hat-ill-stay-here-you-go-on-a-head/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 A pair of mittens says to a hat, "I'll stay here, you go on a head" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A pair of mittens says to a hat, "I'll stay here, you go on a head" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640371-a-pair-of-mittens-says-to-a-hat-ill-stay-here-you-go-on-a-head/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640371-a-pair-of-mittens-says-to-a-hat-ill-stay-here-you-go-on-a-head/video/player 2023-03-19T17:09:58+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A pair of mittens says to a hat, "I'll stay here, you go on a head" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A pair of mittens says to a hat, "I'll stay here, you go on a head" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640371-a-pair-of-mittens-says-to-a-hat-ill-stay-here-you-go-on-a-head/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640371-a-pair-of-mittens-says-to-a-hat-ill-stay-here-you-go-on-a-head/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:09:58+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640374-what-is-black-bitter-and-dont-work-worth-a-damn-decaf-coffee/video/player 2024-11-17T17:57:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640374-what-is-black-bitter-and-dont-work-worth-a-damn-decaf-coffee/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640374-what-is-black-bitter-and-dont-work-worth-a-damn-decaf-coffee/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:03+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640374-what-is-black-bitter-and-dont-work-worth-a-damn-decaf-coffee/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640374-what-is-black-bitter-and-dont-work-worth-a-damn-decaf-coffee/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:03+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640375-knock-knock-whos-there-peas-peas-who-peas-pass-the-butter/video/player 2026-05-03T04:05:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640375-knock-knock-whos-there-peas-peas-who-peas-pass-the-butter/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640375-knock-knock-whos-there-peas-peas-who-peas-pass-the-butter/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640375-knock-knock-whos-there-peas-peas-who-peas-pass-the-butter/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640375-knock-knock-whos-there-peas-peas-who-peas-pass-the-butter/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640376-my-go-to-zoo-joke-i-tell-this-to-my-wife-and-kids-every-time-we-go-to-a-zoo-q-what/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 My "go to" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My "go to" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640376-my-go-to-zoo-joke-i-tell-this-to-my-wife-and-kids-every-time-we-go-to-a-zoo-q-what/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640376-my-go-to-zoo-joke-i-tell-this-to-my-wife-and-kids-every-time-we-go-to-a-zoo-q-what/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My "go to" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My "go to" zoo joke I tell this to my wife and kids every time we go to a zoo... Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640376-my-go-to-zoo-joke-i-tell-this-to-my-wife-and-kids-every-time-we-go-to-a-zoo-q-what/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640376-my-go-to-zoo-joke-i-tell-this-to-my-wife-and-kids-every-time-we-go-to-a-zoo-q-what/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:12+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640378-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-half-way-she-wanted-to-lay-it-on-the-line/video/player 2024-10-24T03:14:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the road half way? She wanted to lay it on the line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road half way? She wanted to lay it on the line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640378-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-half-way-she-wanted-to-lay-it-on-the-line/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640378-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-half-way-she-wanted-to-lay-it-on-the-line/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the road half way? She wanted to lay it on the line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road half way? She wanted to lay it on the line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640378-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-half-way-she-wanted-to-lay-it-on-the-line/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640378-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-half-way-she-wanted-to-lay-it-on-the-line/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:21+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640379-i-knew-this-guy-who-was-so-dumb-he-saw-a-road-sign-that-said-disney-land-left-so-he/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640379-i-knew-this-guy-who-was-so-dumb-he-saw-a-road-sign-that-said-disney-land-left-so-he/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640379-i-knew-this-guy-who-was-so-dumb-he-saw-a-road-sign-that-said-disney-land-left-so-he/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I knew this guy who was so dumb... he saw a road sign that said, "Disney Land Left", so he turned around and went home. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640379-i-knew-this-guy-who-was-so-dumb-he-saw-a-road-sign-that-said-disney-land-left-so-he/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640379-i-knew-this-guy-who-was-so-dumb-he-saw-a-road-sign-that-said-disney-land-left-so-he/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640381-im-not-really-sure-im-understanding-this-financial-crisis-in-greece-its-all-greek-to/video/player 2026-02-01T00:07:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640381-im-not-really-sure-im-understanding-this-financial-crisis-in-greece-its-all-greek-to/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640381-im-not-really-sure-im-understanding-this-financial-crisis-in-greece-its-all-greek-to/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640381-im-not-really-sure-im-understanding-this-financial-crisis-in-greece-its-all-greek-to/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640381-im-not-really-sure-im-understanding-this-financial-crisis-in-greece-its-all-greek-to/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640382-what-happened-when-porky-pig-fell-asleep-at-his-construction-job-the-foreman-fired-him/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640382-what-happened-when-porky-pig-fell-asleep-at-his-construction-job-the-foreman-fired-him/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640382-what-happened-when-porky-pig-fell-asleep-at-his-construction-job-the-foreman-fired-him/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:32+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.' - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.' - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640382-what-happened-when-porky-pig-fell-asleep-at-his-construction-job-the-foreman-fired-him/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640382-what-happened-when-porky-pig-fell-asleep-at-his-construction-job-the-foreman-fired-him/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:32+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640385-did-you-hear-about-that-spicy-knight-sir-acha/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640385-did-you-hear-about-that-spicy-knight-sir-acha/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640385-did-you-hear-about-that-spicy-knight-sir-acha/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640385-did-you-hear-about-that-spicy-knight-sir-acha/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640385-did-you-hear-about-that-spicy-knight-sir-acha/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:38+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640387-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hot-dog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video/player 2026-02-21T17:08:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640387-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hot-dog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640387-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hot-dog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:40+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640387-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hot-dog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640387-what-did-the-buddhist-say-to-the-hot-dog-vendor-make-me-one-with-everything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:40+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640390-there-once-was-a-girl-from-nantucket-who-carried-her-ice-in-a-bucket-she-walked-down-a/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640390-there-once-was-a-girl-from-nantucket-who-carried-her-ice-in-a-bucket-she-walked-down-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640390-there-once-was-a-girl-from-nantucket-who-carried-her-ice-in-a-bucket-she-walked-down-a/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There once was a girl from Nantucket... Who carried her ice in a bucket. She walked down a hill. She had a great spill. And when she got up, she said, "I'm going to watch my step next time!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640390-there-once-was-a-girl-from-nantucket-who-carried-her-ice-in-a-bucket-she-walked-down-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640390-there-once-was-a-girl-from-nantucket-who-carried-her-ice-in-a-bucket-she-walked-down-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:53+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640394-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video/player 2025-12-10T04:57:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640394-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640394-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video/player 2023-03-19T17:10:59+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640394-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640394-how-many-tickles-does-it-take-to-make-an-octopus-laugh-ten-tickles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:10:59+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640396-which-is-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-is-faster-anyone-can-catch-a-cold/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640396-which-is-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-is-faster-anyone-can-catch-a-cold/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640396-which-is-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-is-faster-anyone-can-catch-a-cold/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640396-which-is-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-is-faster-anyone-can-catch-a-cold/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640396-which-is-faster-hot-or-cold-hot-is-faster-anyone-can-catch-a-cold/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640398-why-are-bears-so-hairy-they-dont-have-salons-in-the-jungle/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle ! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle ! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640398-why-are-bears-so-hairy-they-dont-have-salons-in-the-jungle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640398-why-are-bears-so-hairy-they-dont-have-salons-in-the-jungle/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle ! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle ! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640398-why-are-bears-so-hairy-they-dont-have-salons-in-the-jungle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640398-why-are-bears-so-hairy-they-dont-have-salons-in-the-jungle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640400-do-you-think-george-clooney-has-an-itunes-playlist-called-clooney-tunes/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640400-do-you-think-george-clooney-has-an-itunes-playlist-called-clooney-tunes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640400-do-you-think-george-clooney-has-an-itunes-playlist-called-clooney-tunes/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:17+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640400-do-you-think-george-clooney-has-an-itunes-playlist-called-clooney-tunes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640400-do-you-think-george-clooney-has-an-itunes-playlist-called-clooney-tunes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:17+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640401-i-was-going-to-go-to-a-clairvoyants-meeting-the-other-day-but-it-was-cancelled-due/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640401-i-was-going-to-go-to-a-clairvoyants-meeting-the-other-day-but-it-was-cancelled-due/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640401-i-was-going-to-go-to-a-clairvoyants-meeting-the-other-day-but-it-was-cancelled-due/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640401-i-was-going-to-go-to-a-clairvoyants-meeting-the-other-day-but-it-was-cancelled-due/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640401-i-was-going-to-go-to-a-clairvoyants-meeting-the-other-day-but-it-was-cancelled-due/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:21+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640402-what-is-black-white-and-red-all-over-a-communist-propaganda-film-from-the-1930s/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640402-what-is-black-white-and-red-all-over-a-communist-propaganda-film-from-the-1930s/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640402-what-is-black-white-and-red-all-over-a-communist-propaganda-film-from-the-1930s/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:27+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640402-what-is-black-white-and-red-all-over-a-communist-propaganda-film-from-the-1930s/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640402-what-is-black-white-and-red-all-over-a-communist-propaganda-film-from-the-1930s/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:27+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640404-joke-request-tell-me-your-best-joke-that-includes-july-fourth-and-fire-lets-see/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes "July" "fourth" and "fire" Let's see what you've got, Reddit! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes "July" "fourth" and "fire" Let's see what you've got, Reddit! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640404-joke-request-tell-me-your-best-joke-that-includes-july-fourth-and-fire-lets-see/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640404-joke-request-tell-me-your-best-joke-that-includes-july-fourth-and-fire-lets-see/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:31+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes "July" "fourth" and "fire" Let's see what you've got, Reddit! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes "July" "fourth" and "fire" Let's see what you've got, Reddit! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640404-joke-request-tell-me-your-best-joke-that-includes-july-fourth-and-fire-lets-see/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640404-joke-request-tell-me-your-best-joke-that-includes-july-fourth-and-fire-lets-see/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:31+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640406-oc-co-my-9-yo-what-holds-up-a-bowls-pants-suspoonders/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 [OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640406-oc-co-my-9-yo-what-holds-up-a-bowls-pants-suspoonders/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640406-oc-co-my-9-yo-what-holds-up-a-bowls-pants-suspoonders/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640406-oc-co-my-9-yo-what-holds-up-a-bowls-pants-suspoonders/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640406-oc-co-my-9-yo-what-holds-up-a-bowls-pants-suspoonders/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640407-i-dont-like-going-to-funerals-early-in-the-day-im-not-much-of-a-mourning-person/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640407-i-dont-like-going-to-funerals-early-in-the-day-im-not-much-of-a-mourning-person/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640407-i-dont-like-going-to-funerals-early-in-the-day-im-not-much-of-a-mourning-person/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:37+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640407-i-dont-like-going-to-funerals-early-in-the-day-im-not-much-of-a-mourning-person/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640407-i-dont-like-going-to-funerals-early-in-the-day-im-not-much-of-a-mourning-person/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:37+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640409-what-happens-when-breed-a-shark-and-snowman-you-get-a-frostbite/video/player 2025-01-02T22:46:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640409-what-happens-when-breed-a-shark-and-snowman-you-get-a-frostbite/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640409-what-happens-when-breed-a-shark-and-snowman-you-get-a-frostbite/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:45+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640409-what-happens-when-breed-a-shark-and-snowman-you-get-a-frostbite/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640409-what-happens-when-breed-a-shark-and-snowman-you-get-a-frostbite/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:45+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640410-which-letter-of-the-alphabet-is-the-laziest-letter-g-lethargy/video/player 2025-01-08T20:57:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640410-which-letter-of-the-alphabet-is-the-laziest-letter-g-lethargy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640410-which-letter-of-the-alphabet-is-the-laziest-letter-g-lethargy/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:47+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640410-which-letter-of-the-alphabet-is-the-laziest-letter-g-lethargy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640410-which-letter-of-the-alphabet-is-the-laziest-letter-g-lethargy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:47+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640413-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats brown and sticky? a stick! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and sticky? a stick! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640413-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640413-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T17:11:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats brown and sticky? a stick! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and sticky? a stick! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640413-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640413-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:11:57+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640415-which-day-do-chickens-fear-most-fryday/video/player 2024-05-13T10:23:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640415-which-day-do-chickens-fear-most-fryday/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640415-which-day-do-chickens-fear-most-fryday/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640415-which-day-do-chickens-fear-most-fryday/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640415-which-day-do-chickens-fear-most-fryday/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640416-what-did-the-knob-say-to-the-door-i-lock-you-a-lot-yep-its-corny-indeed-but-im/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640416-what-did-the-knob-say-to-the-door-i-lock-you-a-lot-yep-its-corny-indeed-but-im/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640416-what-did-the-knob-say-to-the-door-i-lock-you-a-lot-yep-its-corny-indeed-but-im/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:04+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640416-what-did-the-knob-say-to-the-door-i-lock-you-a-lot-yep-its-corny-indeed-but-im/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640416-what-did-the-knob-say-to-the-door-i-lock-you-a-lot-yep-its-corny-indeed-but-im/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:04+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640418-shout-out-to-baseball-players-who-have-three-strikes/video/player 2024-10-28T05:33:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640418-shout-out-to-baseball-players-who-have-three-strikes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640418-shout-out-to-baseball-players-who-have-three-strikes/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:07+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Shout out to... ...baseball players who have three strikes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640418-shout-out-to-baseball-players-who-have-three-strikes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640418-shout-out-to-baseball-players-who-have-three-strikes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:07+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640419-why-do-they-call-them-light-bulbs-they-dont-weigh-very-much/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640419-why-do-they-call-them-light-bulbs-they-dont-weigh-very-much/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640419-why-do-they-call-them-light-bulbs-they-dont-weigh-very-much/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:12+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do they call them light bulbs? they don't weigh very much - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640419-why-do-they-call-them-light-bulbs-they-dont-weigh-very-much/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640419-why-do-they-call-them-light-bulbs-they-dont-weigh-very-much/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:12+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640421-why-did-the-scarecrow-win-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2024-10-24T03:32:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640421-why-did-the-scarecrow-win-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640421-why-did-the-scarecrow-win-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640421-why-did-the-scarecrow-win-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640421-why-did-the-scarecrow-win-the-nobel-prize-he-was-outstanding-in-his-field/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:18+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640424-is-your-refrigerator-running-well-you-better-get-glasses-and-stop-doing-drugs/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640424-is-your-refrigerator-running-well-you-better-get-glasses-and-stop-doing-drugs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640424-is-your-refrigerator-running-well-you-better-get-glasses-and-stop-doing-drugs/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640424-is-your-refrigerator-running-well-you-better-get-glasses-and-stop-doing-drugs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640424-is-your-refrigerator-running-well-you-better-get-glasses-and-stop-doing-drugs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:27+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640426-a-stamp-collector-walks-into-a-bar-he-walks-up-to-the-hostess-and-says-youre-more/video/player 2026-02-21T04:14:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640426-a-stamp-collector-walks-into-a-bar-he-walks-up-to-the-hostess-and-says-youre-more/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640426-a-stamp-collector-walks-into-a-bar-he-walks-up-to-the-hostess-and-says-youre-more/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:31+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640426-a-stamp-collector-walks-into-a-bar-he-walks-up-to-the-hostess-and-says-youre-more/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640426-a-stamp-collector-walks-into-a-bar-he-walks-up-to-the-hostess-and-says-youre-more/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:31+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640428-i-personally-dont-believe-in-bros-before-hoes-or-hoes-before-hoes-there-needs-to-be-a/video/player 2024-10-24T03:55:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie hoe stasis - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie hoe stasis - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640428-i-personally-dont-believe-in-bros-before-hoes-or-hoes-before-hoes-there-needs-to-be-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640428-i-personally-dont-believe-in-bros-before-hoes-or-hoes-before-hoes-there-needs-to-be-a/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie hoe stasis - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie hoe stasis - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640428-i-personally-dont-believe-in-bros-before-hoes-or-hoes-before-hoes-there-needs-to-be-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640428-i-personally-dont-believe-in-bros-before-hoes-or-hoes-before-hoes-there-needs-to-be-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:39+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640430-how-do-you-fix-a-broken-pumpkin-with-a-pumpkin-patch/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640430-how-do-you-fix-a-broken-pumpkin-with-a-pumpkin-patch/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640430-how-do-you-fix-a-broken-pumpkin-with-a-pumpkin-patch/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640430-how-do-you-fix-a-broken-pumpkin-with-a-pumpkin-patch/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640430-how-do-you-fix-a-broken-pumpkin-with-a-pumpkin-patch/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:42+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640434-my-dads-not-an-alcoholic-he-just-collects-empty-bottles-sounds-so-much-better/video/player 2026-02-21T07:24:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640434-my-dads-not-an-alcoholic-he-just-collects-empty-bottles-sounds-so-much-better/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640434-my-dads-not-an-alcoholic-he-just-collects-empty-bottles-sounds-so-much-better/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dad's not an alcoholic... ...He just collects empty bottles, sounds so much better, doesn't it? ~ Stewart Francis - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640434-my-dads-not-an-alcoholic-he-just-collects-empty-bottles-sounds-so-much-better/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640434-my-dads-not-an-alcoholic-he-just-collects-empty-bottles-sounds-so-much-better/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640435-q-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-8-rabbits-a-rabbyte/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640435-q-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-8-rabbits-a-rabbyte/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640435-q-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-8-rabbits-a-rabbyte/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640435-q-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-8-rabbits-a-rabbyte/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640435-q-what-do-you-call-a-group-of-8-rabbits-a-rabbyte/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640436-i-believe-a-lot-of-conflict-in-the-wild-west-could-have-been-avoided-completely-if/video/player 2025-02-12T06:50:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640436-i-believe-a-lot-of-conflict-in-the-wild-west-could-have-been-avoided-completely-if/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640436-i-believe-a-lot-of-conflict-in-the-wild-west-could-have-been-avoided-completely-if/video/player 2023-03-19T17:12:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely... ...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640436-i-believe-a-lot-of-conflict-in-the-wild-west-could-have-been-avoided-completely-if/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640436-i-believe-a-lot-of-conflict-in-the-wild-west-could-have-been-avoided-completely-if/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:12:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640438-what-is-a-bacterias-other-favorite-dish-the-petri-dish/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640438-what-is-a-bacterias-other-favorite-dish-the-petri-dish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640438-what-is-a-bacterias-other-favorite-dish-the-petri-dish/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish? The PETRI dish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640438-what-is-a-bacterias-other-favorite-dish-the-petri-dish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640438-what-is-a-bacterias-other-favorite-dish-the-petri-dish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640440-what-do-you-call-a-productive-asian-china-get-something-done/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640440-what-do-you-call-a-productive-asian-china-get-something-done/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640440-what-do-you-call-a-productive-asian-china-get-something-done/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640440-what-do-you-call-a-productive-asian-china-get-something-done/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640440-what-do-you-call-a-productive-asian-china-get-something-done/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:07+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640443-why-do-ghosts-carry-tissues-because-they-have-boooogers/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640443-why-do-ghosts-carry-tissues-because-they-have-boooogers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640443-why-do-ghosts-carry-tissues-because-they-have-boooogers/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640443-why-do-ghosts-carry-tissues-because-they-have-boooogers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640443-why-do-ghosts-carry-tissues-because-they-have-boooogers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640446-two-pretzels-two-pretzels-went-walking-down-the-street-one-was-assaulted/video/player 2024-10-27T00:55:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was "assaulted" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was "assaulted" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640446-two-pretzels-two-pretzels-went-walking-down-the-street-one-was-assaulted/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640446-two-pretzels-two-pretzels-went-walking-down-the-street-one-was-assaulted/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:19+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was "assaulted" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was "assaulted" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640446-two-pretzels-two-pretzels-went-walking-down-the-street-one-was-assaulted/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640446-two-pretzels-two-pretzels-went-walking-down-the-street-one-was-assaulted/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:19+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640449-what-is-the-suns-favorite-candy-starburst-another-one-from-my-9-year-old-i-dont/video/player 2025-01-02T18:06:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640449-what-is-the-suns-favorite-candy-starburst-another-one-from-my-9-year-old-i-dont/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640449-what-is-the-suns-favorite-candy-starburst-another-one-from-my-9-year-old-i-dont/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640449-what-is-the-suns-favorite-candy-starburst-another-one-from-my-9-year-old-i-dont/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640449-what-is-the-suns-favorite-candy-starburst-another-one-from-my-9-year-old-i-dont/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640451-i-just-met-someone-who-was-a-steam-roller-operator-he-was-such-a-flatterer/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just met someone who was a steam roller operator. He was such a flatterer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just met someone who was a steam roller operator. He was such a flatterer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640451-i-just-met-someone-who-was-a-steam-roller-operator-he-was-such-a-flatterer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640451-i-just-met-someone-who-was-a-steam-roller-operator-he-was-such-a-flatterer/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just met someone who was a steam roller operator. He was such a flatterer. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just met someone who was a steam roller operator. He was such a flatterer. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640451-i-just-met-someone-who-was-a-steam-roller-operator-he-was-such-a-flatterer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640451-i-just-met-someone-who-was-a-steam-roller-operator-he-was-such-a-flatterer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640452-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-away-from-gordon-ramsey/video/player 2024-08-12T15:58:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640452-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-away-from-gordon-ramsey/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640452-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-away-from-gordon-ramsey/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:33+00:00 105 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Gordon ramsey - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640452-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-away-from-gordon-ramsey/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640452-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-away-from-gordon-ramsey/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:33+00:00 105 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640454-what-did-the-turkey-say-to-the-turkey-hunter-quack-quack-quack/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack, quack, quack." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack, quack, quack." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640454-what-did-the-turkey-say-to-the-turkey-hunter-quack-quack-quack/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640454-what-did-the-turkey-say-to-the-turkey-hunter-quack-quack-quack/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:34+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack, quack, quack." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack, quack, quack." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640454-what-did-the-turkey-say-to-the-turkey-hunter-quack-quack-quack/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640454-what-did-the-turkey-say-to-the-turkey-hunter-quack-quack-quack/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:34+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640455-what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-cat-one-eats-a-lot-is-lazy-and-doesnt-care/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640455-what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-cat-one-eats-a-lot-is-lazy-and-doesnt-care/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640455-what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-cat-one-eats-a-lot-is-lazy-and-doesnt-care/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:44+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640455-what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-cat-one-eats-a-lot-is-lazy-and-doesnt-care/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640455-what-is-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-cat-one-eats-a-lot-is-lazy-and-doesnt-care/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:44+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640456-have-you-guys-ever-heard-of-the-crazy-mexican-train-killer-he-had-loco-motives/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640456-have-you-guys-ever-heard-of-the-crazy-mexican-train-killer-he-had-loco-motives/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640456-have-you-guys-ever-heard-of-the-crazy-mexican-train-killer-he-had-loco-motives/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:49+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640456-have-you-guys-ever-heard-of-the-crazy-mexican-train-killer-he-had-loco-motives/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640456-have-you-guys-ever-heard-of-the-crazy-mexican-train-killer-he-had-loco-motives/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:49+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640457-how-do-you-confuse-a-fish-you-put-it-in-a-bowl-and-tell-it-go-to-a-corner/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640457-how-do-you-confuse-a-fish-you-put-it-in-a-bowl-and-tell-it-go-to-a-corner/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640457-how-do-you-confuse-a-fish-you-put-it-in-a-bowl-and-tell-it-go-to-a-corner/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:49+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you confuse a fish? You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640457-how-do-you-confuse-a-fish-you-put-it-in-a-bowl-and-tell-it-go-to-a-corner/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640457-how-do-you-confuse-a-fish-you-put-it-in-a-bowl-and-tell-it-go-to-a-corner/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:49+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640460-do-you-know-why-theres-no-casinos-in-africa-because-theres-too-many-cheetahs/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640460-do-you-know-why-theres-no-casinos-in-africa-because-theres-too-many-cheetahs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640460-do-you-know-why-theres-no-casinos-in-africa-because-theres-too-many-cheetahs/video/player 2023-03-19T17:13:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you know why there's no casinos in Africa? Because there's too many CHEETAHS! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640460-do-you-know-why-theres-no-casinos-in-africa-because-theres-too-many-cheetahs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640460-do-you-know-why-theres-no-casinos-in-africa-because-theres-too-many-cheetahs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:13:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640461-what-did-the-zero-say-to-the-eight-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the zero say to the eight? nice belt - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the zero say to the eight? nice belt - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640461-what-did-the-zero-say-to-the-eight-nice-belt/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640461-what-did-the-zero-say-to-the-eight-nice-belt/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:04+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the zero say to the eight? nice belt - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the zero say to the eight? nice belt - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640461-what-did-the-zero-say-to-the-eight-nice-belt/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640461-what-did-the-zero-say-to-the-eight-nice-belt/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:04+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640462-they-laughed-when-i-said-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-well-no-ones-laughing-now/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640462-they-laughed-when-i-said-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-well-no-ones-laughing-now/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640462-they-laughed-when-i-said-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-well-no-ones-laughing-now/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:12+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640462-they-laughed-when-i-said-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-well-no-ones-laughing-now/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640462-they-laughed-when-i-said-i-wanted-to-be-a-comedian-well-no-ones-laughing-now/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:12+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640463-i-just-heard-because-of-the-government-shutdown-government-archeologists-are-working/video/player 2026-02-01T00:05:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640463-i-just-heard-because-of-the-government-shutdown-government-archeologists-are-working/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640463-i-just-heard-because-of-the-government-shutdown-government-archeologists-are-working/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640463-i-just-heard-because-of-the-government-shutdown-government-archeologists-are-working/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640463-i-just-heard-because-of-the-government-shutdown-government-archeologists-are-working/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640465-what-is-the-difference-what-is-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-one-is/video/player 2024-10-26T16:35:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640465-what-is-the-difference-what-is-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-one-is/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640465-what-is-the-difference-what-is-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-one-is/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640465-what-is-the-difference-what-is-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-one-is/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640465-what-is-the-difference-what-is-the-difference-between-unlawful-and-illegal-one-is/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640466-why-do-abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy-amp-z-hate-hanging-out-with-the-letter-n-because-n/video/player 2024-07-21T10:47:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640466-why-do-abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy-amp-z-hate-hanging-out-with-the-letter-n-because-n/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640466-why-do-abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy-amp-z-hate-hanging-out-with-the-letter-n-because-n/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:25+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy & z hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640466-why-do-abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy-amp-z-hate-hanging-out-with-the-letter-n-because-n/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640466-why-do-abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy-amp-z-hate-hanging-out-with-the-letter-n-because-n/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:25+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640467-why-couldnt-bach-pay-for-his-dinner-because-he-was-baroque/video/player 2023-03-19T18:24:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640467-why-couldnt-bach-pay-for-his-dinner-because-he-was-baroque/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640467-why-couldnt-bach-pay-for-his-dinner-because-he-was-baroque/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:26+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640467-why-couldnt-bach-pay-for-his-dinner-because-he-was-baroque/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640467-why-couldnt-bach-pay-for-his-dinner-because-he-was-baroque/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:26+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640470-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-nothing-they-just-waved/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640470-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-nothing-they-just-waved/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640470-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-nothing-they-just-waved/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640470-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-nothing-they-just-waved/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640470-what-did-one-ocean-say-to-the-other-nothing-they-just-waved/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640471-whats-made-of-brass-and-sounds-like-tom-jones-trombones/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640471-whats-made-of-brass-and-sounds-like-tom-jones-trombones/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640471-whats-made-of-brass-and-sounds-like-tom-jones-trombones/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640471-whats-made-of-brass-and-sounds-like-tom-jones-trombones/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640471-whats-made-of-brass-and-sounds-like-tom-jones-trombones/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:35+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640472-whats-a-reporters-favorite-food-ice-cream-because-they-always-want-a-scoop/video/player 2026-06-20T00:28:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640472-whats-a-reporters-favorite-food-ice-cream-because-they-always-want-a-scoop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640472-whats-a-reporters-favorite-food-ice-cream-because-they-always-want-a-scoop/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640472-whats-a-reporters-favorite-food-ice-cream-because-they-always-want-a-scoop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640472-whats-a-reporters-favorite-food-ice-cream-because-they-always-want-a-scoop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:36+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640474-why-did-the-wise-man-get-25-to-life-myrrhder/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640474-why-did-the-wise-man-get-25-to-life-myrrhder/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640474-why-did-the-wise-man-get-25-to-life-myrrhder/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640474-why-did-the-wise-man-get-25-to-life-myrrhder/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640474-why-did-the-wise-man-get-25-to-life-myrrhder/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640475-what-do-you-call-a-dinosaur-fbi-agent-a-pteredacted/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640475-what-do-you-call-a-dinosaur-fbi-agent-a-pteredacted/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640475-what-do-you-call-a-dinosaur-fbi-agent-a-pteredacted/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:48+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dinosaur FBI agent? A pteredacted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640475-what-do-you-call-a-dinosaur-fbi-agent-a-pteredacted/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640475-what-do-you-call-a-dinosaur-fbi-agent-a-pteredacted/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:48+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640476-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-ran-into-the-wall-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640476-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-ran-into-the-wall-dam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640476-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-ran-into-the-wall-dam/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640476-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-ran-into-the-wall-dam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640476-what-did-the-fish-say-when-it-ran-into-the-wall-dam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640477-16-sodium-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-followed-by-batman/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640477-16-sodium-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-followed-by-batman/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640477-16-sodium-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-followed-by-batman/video/player 2023-03-19T17:14:59+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640477-16-sodium-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-followed-by-batman/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640477-16-sodium-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-followed-by-batman/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:14:59+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640479-whats-the-difference-between-a-poorly-dressed-man-on-a-tricycle-and-a-well-dessed-man/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640479-whats-the-difference-between-a-poorly-dressed-man-on-a-tricycle-and-a-well-dessed-man/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640479-whats-the-difference-between-a-poorly-dressed-man-on-a-tricycle-and-a-well-dessed-man/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640479-whats-the-difference-between-a-poorly-dressed-man-on-a-tricycle-and-a-well-dessed-man/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640479-whats-the-difference-between-a-poorly-dressed-man-on-a-tricycle-and-a-well-dessed-man/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:03+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640481-what-did-the-pilot-say-when-his-plane-wasnt-flying-aw-man-thats-a-drag/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? "Aw man, that's a drag." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? "Aw man, that's a drag." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640481-what-did-the-pilot-say-when-his-plane-wasnt-flying-aw-man-thats-a-drag/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640481-what-did-the-pilot-say-when-his-plane-wasnt-flying-aw-man-thats-a-drag/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? "Aw man, that's a drag." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? "Aw man, that's a drag." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640481-what-did-the-pilot-say-when-his-plane-wasnt-flying-aw-man-thats-a-drag/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640481-what-did-the-pilot-say-when-his-plane-wasnt-flying-aw-man-thats-a-drag/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:09+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640484-i-asked-my-soap-who-it-voted-for-it-said-id-lather-not-say-note-this-one-came-to-me/video/player 2025-01-07T03:55:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640484-i-asked-my-soap-who-it-voted-for-it-said-id-lather-not-say-note-this-one-came-to-me/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640484-i-asked-my-soap-who-it-voted-for-it-said-id-lather-not-say-note-this-one-came-to-me/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:14+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640484-i-asked-my-soap-who-it-voted-for-it-said-id-lather-not-say-note-this-one-came-to-me/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640484-i-asked-my-soap-who-it-voted-for-it-said-id-lather-not-say-note-this-one-came-to-me/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:14+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640486-why-did-the-coffee-file-a-police-report-because-it-was-mugged/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640486-why-did-the-coffee-file-a-police-report-because-it-was-mugged/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640486-why-did-the-coffee-file-a-police-report-because-it-was-mugged/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640486-why-did-the-coffee-file-a-police-report-because-it-was-mugged/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640486-why-did-the-coffee-file-a-police-report-because-it-was-mugged/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640487-how-does-the-man-in-the-moon-cut-his-hair-eclipse-it/video/player 2024-11-15T16:49:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640487-how-does-the-man-in-the-moon-cut-his-hair-eclipse-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640487-how-does-the-man-in-the-moon-cut-his-hair-eclipse-it/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640487-how-does-the-man-in-the-moon-cut-his-hair-eclipse-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640487-how-does-the-man-in-the-moon-cut-his-hair-eclipse-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640490-how-did-the-burglar-get-into-the-house-intruder-window/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640490-how-did-the-burglar-get-into-the-house-intruder-window/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640490-how-did-the-burglar-get-into-the-house-intruder-window/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640490-how-did-the-burglar-get-into-the-house-intruder-window/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640490-how-did-the-burglar-get-into-the-house-intruder-window/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640491-two-chimps-are-in-the-bath-one-says-ooh-oooh-eek-eek-the-other-one-says-well-put-some/video/player 2025-08-22T02:33:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two chimps are in the bath One says "ooh oooh eek eek" The other one says "well put some cold water in then!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two chimps are in the bath One says "ooh oooh eek eek" The other one says "well put some cold water in then!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640491-two-chimps-are-in-the-bath-one-says-ooh-oooh-eek-eek-the-other-one-says-well-put-some/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640491-two-chimps-are-in-the-bath-one-says-ooh-oooh-eek-eek-the-other-one-says-well-put-some/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:37+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two chimps are in the bath One says "ooh oooh eek eek" The other one says "well put some cold water in then!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two chimps are in the bath One says "ooh oooh eek eek" The other one says "well put some cold water in then!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640491-two-chimps-are-in-the-bath-one-says-ooh-oooh-eek-eek-the-other-one-says-well-put-some/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640491-two-chimps-are-in-the-bath-one-says-ooh-oooh-eek-eek-the-other-one-says-well-put-some/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:37+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640492-what-do-ducks-do-at-christmas-time-they-duckerate-cookies/video/player 2026-04-20T15:56:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640492-what-do-ducks-do-at-christmas-time-they-duckerate-cookies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640492-what-do-ducks-do-at-christmas-time-they-duckerate-cookies/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do ducks do at Christmas time? They duckerate cookies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640492-what-do-ducks-do-at-christmas-time-they-duckerate-cookies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640492-what-do-ducks-do-at-christmas-time-they-duckerate-cookies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640495-what-do-you-call-a-dead-fly-a-flew/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a dead fly? a flew - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dead fly? a flew - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640495-what-do-you-call-a-dead-fly-a-flew/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640495-what-do-you-call-a-dead-fly-a-flew/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a dead fly? a flew - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dead fly? a flew - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640495-what-do-you-call-a-dead-fly-a-flew/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640495-what-do-you-call-a-dead-fly-a-flew/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640497-knock-knock-whos-there-interrupting-cow-interrup-moooooooooooooooo/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640497-knock-knock-whos-there-interrupting-cow-interrup-moooooooooooooooo/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640497-knock-knock-whos-there-interrupting-cow-interrup-moooooooooooooooo/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:52+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [Works best IRL](/spoiler) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640497-knock-knock-whos-there-interrupting-cow-interrup-moooooooooooooooo/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640497-knock-knock-whos-there-interrupting-cow-interrup-moooooooooooooooo/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:52+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640499-what-di-you-call-a-snowman-in-may-a-puddle/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640499-what-di-you-call-a-snowman-in-may-a-puddle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640499-what-di-you-call-a-snowman-in-may-a-puddle/video/player 2023-03-19T17:15:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What di you call a snowman in may? A puddle! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640499-what-di-you-call-a-snowman-in-may-a-puddle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640499-what-di-you-call-a-snowman-in-may-a-puddle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:15:57+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640500-what-do-you-call-a-white-supremacist-who-doesnt-eat-meat-a-vegitaryan/video/player 2024-10-02T02:29:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640500-what-do-you-call-a-white-supremacist-who-doesnt-eat-meat-a-vegitaryan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640500-what-do-you-call-a-white-supremacist-who-doesnt-eat-meat-a-vegitaryan/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:00+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640500-what-do-you-call-a-white-supremacist-who-doesnt-eat-meat-a-vegitaryan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640500-what-do-you-call-a-white-supremacist-who-doesnt-eat-meat-a-vegitaryan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:00+00:00 21 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640501-how-is-a-rabbit-similar-to-a-plum-they-are-both-purple-except-for-the-rabbit/video/player 2026-01-31T17:43:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640501-how-is-a-rabbit-similar-to-a-plum-they-are-both-purple-except-for-the-rabbit/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640501-how-is-a-rabbit-similar-to-a-plum-they-are-both-purple-except-for-the-rabbit/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:04+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640501-how-is-a-rabbit-similar-to-a-plum-they-are-both-purple-except-for-the-rabbit/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640501-how-is-a-rabbit-similar-to-a-plum-they-are-both-purple-except-for-the-rabbit/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:04+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640503-why-are-there-no-midget-accountants-they-always-come-up-short/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640503-why-are-there-no-midget-accountants-they-always-come-up-short/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640503-why-are-there-no-midget-accountants-they-always-come-up-short/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:09+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640503-why-are-there-no-midget-accountants-they-always-come-up-short/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640503-why-are-there-no-midget-accountants-they-always-come-up-short/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:09+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640504-what-do-you-call-a-noisy-chinese-dog-how-ling-my-dad-wanted-me-to-post-this/video/player 2025-09-04T02:23:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How Ling (my dad wanted me to post this) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How Ling (my dad wanted me to post this) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640504-what-do-you-call-a-noisy-chinese-dog-how-ling-my-dad-wanted-me-to-post-this/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640504-what-do-you-call-a-noisy-chinese-dog-how-ling-my-dad-wanted-me-to-post-this/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:13+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How Ling (my dad wanted me to post this) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How Ling (my dad wanted me to post this) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640504-what-do-you-call-a-noisy-chinese-dog-how-ling-my-dad-wanted-me-to-post-this/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640504-what-do-you-call-a-noisy-chinese-dog-how-ling-my-dad-wanted-me-to-post-this/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:13+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640506-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-in-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:16+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the "p" is silent - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the "p" is silent - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640506-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-in-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640506-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-in-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the "p" is silent - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the "p" is silent - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640506-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-in-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640506-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-in-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:18+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640509-what-do-you-call-a-native-american-cook-a-sioux-chef/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640509-what-do-you-call-a-native-american-cook-a-sioux-chef/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640509-what-do-you-call-a-native-american-cook-a-sioux-chef/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a native american cook a sioux chef - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640509-what-do-you-call-a-native-american-cook-a-sioux-chef/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640509-what-do-you-call-a-native-american-cook-a-sioux-chef/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640513-how-did-the-pillsbury-dough-boy-die-a-yeast-infection/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640513-how-did-the-pillsbury-dough-boy-die-a-yeast-infection/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640513-how-did-the-pillsbury-dough-boy-die-a-yeast-infection/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:34+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640513-how-did-the-pillsbury-dough-boy-die-a-yeast-infection/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640513-how-did-the-pillsbury-dough-boy-die-a-yeast-infection/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:34+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640515-i-said-bring-your-coffee-maker-whenever-you-want-them-great-headphones-on-planes-is/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640515-i-said-bring-your-coffee-maker-whenever-you-want-them-great-headphones-on-planes-is/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640515-i-said-bring-your-coffee-maker-whenever-you-want-them-great-headphones-on-planes-is/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:44+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I said bring your coffee maker whenever you want Them: great headphones on planes is heavier than flying over TEAs - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640515-i-said-bring-your-coffee-maker-whenever-you-want-them-great-headphones-on-planes-is/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640515-i-said-bring-your-coffee-maker-whenever-you-want-them-great-headphones-on-planes-is/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:44+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640516-what-did-the-dad-buffalo-say-when-his-offspring-left-for-college-bison/video/player 2024-05-13T17:01:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640516-what-did-the-dad-buffalo-say-when-his-offspring-left-for-college-bison/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640516-what-did-the-dad-buffalo-say-when-his-offspring-left-for-college-bison/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:45+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640516-what-did-the-dad-buffalo-say-when-his-offspring-left-for-college-bison/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640516-what-did-the-dad-buffalo-say-when-his-offspring-left-for-college-bison/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:45+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640517-a-poem-for-valentines-day-roses-are-red-poppies-are-red-the-grass-is-red-oh-no-my-yard-is/video/player 2024-05-13T09:05:45+00:00 monthly 0.5 A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640517-a-poem-for-valentines-day-roses-are-red-poppies-are-red-the-grass-is-red-oh-no-my-yard-is/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640517-a-poem-for-valentines-day-roses-are-red-poppies-are-red-the-grass-is-red-oh-no-my-yard-is/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:45+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A poem for Valentine's day Roses are red Poppies are red The grass is red Oh no my yard is on fire - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640517-a-poem-for-valentines-day-roses-are-red-poppies-are-red-the-grass-is-red-oh-no-my-yard-is/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640517-a-poem-for-valentines-day-roses-are-red-poppies-are-red-the-grass-is-red-oh-no-my-yard-is/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:45+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640519-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2024-07-26T16:37:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats brown and sticky? a stick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and sticky? a stick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640519-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640519-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video/player 2023-03-19T17:16:55+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats brown and sticky? a stick - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and sticky? a stick - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640519-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640519-whats-brown-and-sticky-a-stick/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:16:55+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640520-what-do-you-call-a-fish-that-operates-on-brains-a-brain-sturgeon/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640520-what-do-you-call-a-fish-that-operates-on-brains-a-brain-sturgeon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640520-what-do-you-call-a-fish-that-operates-on-brains-a-brain-sturgeon/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640520-what-do-you-call-a-fish-that-operates-on-brains-a-brain-sturgeon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640520-what-do-you-call-a-fish-that-operates-on-brains-a-brain-sturgeon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:01+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640521-how-do-you-get-pikachu-on-the-bus-poke-em-on/video/player 2024-05-13T10:01:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640521-how-do-you-get-pikachu-on-the-bus-poke-em-on/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640521-how-do-you-get-pikachu-on-the-bus-poke-em-on/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:01+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640521-how-do-you-get-pikachu-on-the-bus-poke-em-on/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640521-how-do-you-get-pikachu-on-the-bus-poke-em-on/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:01+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640524-the-reason-angels-can-fly-is-that-they-take-themselves-lightly-g-k-chesterton/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640524-the-reason-angels-can-fly-is-that-they-take-themselves-lightly-g-k-chesterton/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640524-the-reason-angels-can-fly-is-that-they-take-themselves-lightly-g-k-chesterton/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:06+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton** - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton** - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640524-the-reason-angels-can-fly-is-that-they-take-themselves-lightly-g-k-chesterton/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640524-the-reason-angels-can-fly-is-that-they-take-themselves-lightly-g-k-chesterton/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:06+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640528-im-in-the-terminator-musical-ill-be-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640528-im-in-the-terminator-musical-ill-be-bach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640528-im-in-the-terminator-musical-ill-be-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:18+00:00 35 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640528-im-in-the-terminator-musical-ill-be-bach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640528-im-in-the-terminator-musical-ill-be-bach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:18+00:00 35 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640529-i-try-not-to-spend-too-much-time-online-but-wi-fight-it/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi Fight it? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi Fight it? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640529-i-try-not-to-spend-too-much-time-online-but-wi-fight-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640529-i-try-not-to-spend-too-much-time-online-but-wi-fight-it/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:20+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi Fight it? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I try not to spend too much time online... ...but Wi Fight it? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640529-i-try-not-to-spend-too-much-time-online-but-wi-fight-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640529-i-try-not-to-spend-too-much-time-online-but-wi-fight-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:20+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640530-what-does-december-have-that-other-months-dont-have-the-letter-d/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640530-what-does-december-have-that-other-months-dont-have-the-letter-d/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640530-what-does-december-have-that-other-months-dont-have-the-letter-d/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does December have that other months dont have? The letter D. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640530-what-does-december-have-that-other-months-dont-have-the-letter-d/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640530-what-does-december-have-that-other-months-dont-have-the-letter-d/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640531-whats-the-best-way-to-capitalize-on-an-opportunity-on-an-opportunity/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640531-whats-the-best-way-to-capitalize-on-an-opportunity-on-an-opportunity/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640531-whats-the-best-way-to-capitalize-on-an-opportunity-on-an-opportunity/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity? ON AN OPPORTUNITY - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640531-whats-the-best-way-to-capitalize-on-an-opportunity-on-an-opportunity/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640531-whats-the-best-way-to-capitalize-on-an-opportunity-on-an-opportunity/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640532-whats-green-fuzzy-and-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-itll-kill-you-a-pool-table/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640532-whats-green-fuzzy-and-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-itll-kill-you-a-pool-table/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640532-whats-green-fuzzy-and-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-itll-kill-you-a-pool-table/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you? A pool table. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640532-whats-green-fuzzy-and-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-itll-kill-you-a-pool-table/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640532-whats-green-fuzzy-and-if-it-falls-out-of-a-tree-itll-kill-you-a-pool-table/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640533-a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-the-nearest-person-hey-is-the-bar-tender-here/video/player 2025-01-15T23:02:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person "Hey, is the bar tender here?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person "Hey, is the bar tender here?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640533-a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-the-nearest-person-hey-is-the-bar-tender-here/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640533-a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-the-nearest-person-hey-is-the-bar-tender-here/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person "Hey, is the bar tender here?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person "Hey, is the bar tender here?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640533-a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-the-nearest-person-hey-is-the-bar-tender-here/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640533-a-termite-walks-into-a-bar-and-asks-the-nearest-person-hey-is-the-bar-tender-here/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640536-i-tired-playing-soccer-but-i-couldnt-get-a-kick-out-of-it/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640536-i-tired-playing-soccer-but-i-couldnt-get-a-kick-out-of-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640536-i-tired-playing-soccer-but-i-couldnt-get-a-kick-out-of-it/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:44+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640536-i-tired-playing-soccer-but-i-couldnt-get-a-kick-out-of-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640536-i-tired-playing-soccer-but-i-couldnt-get-a-kick-out-of-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:44+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640537-what-did-the-priest-say-when-watering-his-garden-let-us-spray/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640537-what-did-the-priest-say-when-watering-his-garden-let-us-spray/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640537-what-did-the-priest-say-when-watering-his-garden-let-us-spray/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640537-what-did-the-priest-say-when-watering-his-garden-let-us-spray/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640537-what-did-the-priest-say-when-watering-his-garden-let-us-spray/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:47+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640539-how-did-the-musician-catch-his-fish-he-castanet/video/player 2026-05-03T06:13:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640539-how-did-the-musician-catch-his-fish-he-castanet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640539-how-did-the-musician-catch-his-fish-he-castanet/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:50+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640539-how-did-the-musician-catch-his-fish-he-castanet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640539-how-did-the-musician-catch-his-fish-he-castanet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:50+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640541-what-do-you-call-a-plastic-sheep-lambinated/video/player 2026-01-31T17:29:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640541-what-do-you-call-a-plastic-sheep-lambinated/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640541-what-do-you-call-a-plastic-sheep-lambinated/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640541-what-do-you-call-a-plastic-sheep-lambinated/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640541-what-do-you-call-a-plastic-sheep-lambinated/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640543-i-need-this-plant-to-grow-well-water-you-waiting-for/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640543-i-need-this-plant-to-grow-well-water-you-waiting-for/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640543-i-need-this-plant-to-grow-well-water-you-waiting-for/video/player 2023-03-19T17:17:59+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640543-i-need-this-plant-to-grow-well-water-you-waiting-for/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640543-i-need-this-plant-to-grow-well-water-you-waiting-for/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:17:59+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640544-book-you-look-so-much-thinner-i-know-i-had-my-appendix-removed/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640544-book-you-look-so-much-thinner-i-know-i-had-my-appendix-removed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640544-book-you-look-so-much-thinner-i-know-i-had-my-appendix-removed/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Book, you look so much thinner! I know! I had my appendix removed! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640544-book-you-look-so-much-thinner-i-know-i-had-my-appendix-removed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640544-book-you-look-so-much-thinner-i-know-i-had-my-appendix-removed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:01+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640547-did-you-hear-about-the-stallion-and-the-mare-they-had-a-stable-relationship/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640547-did-you-hear-about-the-stallion-and-the-mare-they-had-a-stable-relationship/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640547-did-you-hear-about-the-stallion-and-the-mare-they-had-a-stable-relationship/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640547-did-you-hear-about-the-stallion-and-the-mare-they-had-a-stable-relationship/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640547-did-you-hear-about-the-stallion-and-the-mare-they-had-a-stable-relationship/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640549-have-you-been-injured-in-a-car-accident-call-555-bottom-feeders-we-will-do-anything/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555 bottom feeders. We will do anything for money. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555 bottom feeders. We will do anything for money. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640549-have-you-been-injured-in-a-car-accident-call-555-bottom-feeders-we-will-do-anything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640549-have-you-been-injured-in-a-car-accident-call-555-bottom-feeders-we-will-do-anything/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:16+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555 bottom feeders. We will do anything for money. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Have you been injured in a car accident? call 555 bottom feeders. We will do anything for money. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640549-have-you-been-injured-in-a-car-accident-call-555-bottom-feeders-we-will-do-anything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640549-have-you-been-injured-in-a-car-accident-call-555-bottom-feeders-we-will-do-anything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:16+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640552-what-are-two-doctors-with-colds-an-ironic-paradox/video/player 2024-11-09T06:49:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640552-what-are-two-doctors-with-colds-an-ironic-paradox/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640552-what-are-two-doctors-with-colds-an-ironic-paradox/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:24+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640552-what-are-two-doctors-with-colds-an-ironic-paradox/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640552-what-are-two-doctors-with-colds-an-ironic-paradox/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:24+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640553-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-kansas-with-a-vulture-carrion-my-wayward-son/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640553-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-kansas-with-a-vulture-carrion-my-wayward-son/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640553-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-kansas-with-a-vulture-carrion-my-wayward-son/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640553-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-kansas-with-a-vulture-carrion-my-wayward-son/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640553-what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-kansas-with-a-vulture-carrion-my-wayward-son/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:25+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640554-what-do-you-call-a-romanian-grocery-clerk-scanthesku/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640554-what-do-you-call-a-romanian-grocery-clerk-scanthesku/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640554-what-do-you-call-a-romanian-grocery-clerk-scanthesku/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:34+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640554-what-do-you-call-a-romanian-grocery-clerk-scanthesku/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640554-what-do-you-call-a-romanian-grocery-clerk-scanthesku/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:34+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640559-what-haircut-did-the-texan-barber-recommend-when-asked-he-couldnt-think-of-anything-and/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640559-what-haircut-did-the-texan-barber-recommend-when-asked-he-couldnt-think-of-anything-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640559-what-haircut-did-the-texan-barber-recommend-when-asked-he-couldnt-think-of-anything-and/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:43+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640559-what-haircut-did-the-texan-barber-recommend-when-asked-he-couldnt-think-of-anything-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640559-what-haircut-did-the-texan-barber-recommend-when-asked-he-couldnt-think-of-anything-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:43+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640560-what-do-you-call-a-fear-of-horned-bovines-aurochnophobia/video/player 2026-06-20T08:18:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640560-what-do-you-call-a-fear-of-horned-bovines-aurochnophobia/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640560-what-do-you-call-a-fear-of-horned-bovines-aurochnophobia/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fear of horned bovines? Aurochnophobia. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640560-what-do-you-call-a-fear-of-horned-bovines-aurochnophobia/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640560-what-do-you-call-a-fear-of-horned-bovines-aurochnophobia/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:47+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640562-oc-how-does-gandhi-measure-passive-resistance-in-oooooohms/video/player 2026-01-31T16:29:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 [OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640562-oc-how-does-gandhi-measure-passive-resistance-in-oooooohms/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640562-oc-how-does-gandhi-measure-passive-resistance-in-oooooohms/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [OC] How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640562-oc-how-does-gandhi-measure-passive-resistance-in-oooooohms/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640562-oc-how-does-gandhi-measure-passive-resistance-in-oooooohms/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:52+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640563-why-is-kim-jong-un-like-todays-music-they-both-aint-got-the-same-seoul/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640563-why-is-kim-jong-un-like-todays-music-they-both-aint-got-the-same-seoul/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640563-why-is-kim-jong-un-like-todays-music-they-both-aint-got-the-same-seoul/video/player 2023-03-19T17:18:53+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640563-why-is-kim-jong-un-like-todays-music-they-both-aint-got-the-same-seoul/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640563-why-is-kim-jong-un-like-todays-music-they-both-aint-got-the-same-seoul/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:18:53+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640566-i-knew-this-guy-who-would-ask-men-at-church-is-your-tie-made-out-of-bird-cloth/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 I knew this guy who would ask men at church, "is your tie made out of bird cloth?" <blank stare> "It's cheep, cheep, cheep." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I knew this guy who would ask men at church, "is your tie made out of bird cloth?" <blank stare> "It's cheep, cheep, cheep." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640566-i-knew-this-guy-who-would-ask-men-at-church-is-your-tie-made-out-of-bird-cloth/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640566-i-knew-this-guy-who-would-ask-men-at-church-is-your-tie-made-out-of-bird-cloth/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:02+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I knew this guy who would ask men at church, "is your tie made out of bird cloth?" <blank stare> "It's cheep, cheep, cheep." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I knew this guy who would ask men at church, "is your tie made out of bird cloth?" <blank stare> "It's cheep, cheep, cheep." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640566-i-knew-this-guy-who-would-ask-men-at-church-is-your-tie-made-out-of-bird-cloth/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640566-i-knew-this-guy-who-would-ask-men-at-church-is-your-tie-made-out-of-bird-cloth/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:02+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640567-what-happened-when-the-carrot-died-there-was-a-huge-turnip-at-the-funeral/video/player 2026-06-20T01:00:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640567-what-happened-when-the-carrot-died-there-was-a-huge-turnip-at-the-funeral/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640567-what-happened-when-the-carrot-died-there-was-a-huge-turnip-at-the-funeral/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640567-what-happened-when-the-carrot-died-there-was-a-huge-turnip-at-the-funeral/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640567-what-happened-when-the-carrot-died-there-was-a-huge-turnip-at-the-funeral/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640570-why-do-librarians-like-the-wind-it-says-shhh-all-day/video/player 2026-02-09T17:31:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do librarians like the wind? It says, "Shhh!" all day! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do librarians like the wind? It says, "Shhh!" all day! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640570-why-do-librarians-like-the-wind-it-says-shhh-all-day/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640570-why-do-librarians-like-the-wind-it-says-shhh-all-day/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do librarians like the wind? It says, "Shhh!" all day! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do librarians like the wind? It says, "Shhh!" all day! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640570-why-do-librarians-like-the-wind-it-says-shhh-all-day/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640570-why-do-librarians-like-the-wind-it-says-shhh-all-day/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640571-one-potato-asks-another-are-you-sure-we-are-related-yes-i-yam/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 One potato asks another: "Are you sure we are related?" "Yes I yam!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One potato asks another: "Are you sure we are related?" "Yes I yam!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640571-one-potato-asks-another-are-you-sure-we-are-related-yes-i-yam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640571-one-potato-asks-another-are-you-sure-we-are-related-yes-i-yam/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:19+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg One potato asks another: "Are you sure we are related?" "Yes I yam!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One potato asks another: "Are you sure we are related?" "Yes I yam!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640571-one-potato-asks-another-are-you-sure-we-are-related-yes-i-yam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640571-one-potato-asks-another-are-you-sure-we-are-related-yes-i-yam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:19+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640572-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video/player 2024-08-12T15:51:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640572-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640572-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640572-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640572-i-like-my-slaves-like-i-like-my-coffee-free/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640575-who-is-the-only-superhuman-frozone-cant-deal-with-thor/video/player 2024-10-28T04:40:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640575-who-is-the-only-superhuman-frozone-cant-deal-with-thor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640575-who-is-the-only-superhuman-frozone-cant-deal-with-thor/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:24+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640575-who-is-the-only-superhuman-frozone-cant-deal-with-thor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640575-who-is-the-only-superhuman-frozone-cant-deal-with-thor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:24+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640580-theres-10-kind-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-know-binary-and-those-who-dont/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640580-theres-10-kind-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-know-binary-and-those-who-dont/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640580-theres-10-kind-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-know-binary-and-those-who-dont/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640580-theres-10-kind-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-know-binary-and-those-who-dont/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640580-theres-10-kind-of-people-in-the-world-those-who-know-binary-and-those-who-dont/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640581-why-dont-bears-wear-boots-cos-they-like-to-walk-around-in-their-bear-feet/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640581-why-dont-bears-wear-boots-cos-they-like-to-walk-around-in-their-bear-feet/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640581-why-dont-bears-wear-boots-cos-they-like-to-walk-around-in-their-bear-feet/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't bears wear boots? Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640581-why-dont-bears-wear-boots-cos-they-like-to-walk-around-in-their-bear-feet/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640581-why-dont-bears-wear-boots-cos-they-like-to-walk-around-in-their-bear-feet/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640583-what-do-you-call-the-object-attila-the-hun-uses-to-brush-his-leg-hair-a-hun-knee-comb/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640583-what-do-you-call-the-object-attila-the-hun-uses-to-brush-his-leg-hair-a-hun-knee-comb/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640583-what-do-you-call-the-object-attila-the-hun-uses-to-brush-his-leg-hair-a-hun-knee-comb/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640583-what-do-you-call-the-object-attila-the-hun-uses-to-brush-his-leg-hair-a-hun-knee-comb/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640583-what-do-you-call-the-object-attila-the-hun-uses-to-brush-his-leg-hair-a-hun-knee-comb/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:44+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640584-words-cant-possibly-describe-how-beautiful-you-are-but-numbers-can-410/video/player 2024-11-11T01:00:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640584-words-cant-possibly-describe-how-beautiful-you-are-but-numbers-can-410/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640584-words-cant-possibly-describe-how-beautiful-you-are-but-numbers-can-410/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10 - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10 - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640584-words-cant-possibly-describe-how-beautiful-you-are-but-numbers-can-410/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640584-words-cant-possibly-describe-how-beautiful-you-are-but-numbers-can-410/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:48+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640585-what-are-twins-favorite-fruits-pears/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What are twins favorite fruits? Pears - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What are twins favorite fruits? Pears - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640585-what-are-twins-favorite-fruits-pears/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640585-what-are-twins-favorite-fruits-pears/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What are twins favorite fruits? Pears - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What are twins favorite fruits? Pears - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640585-what-are-twins-favorite-fruits-pears/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640585-what-are-twins-favorite-fruits-pears/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:49+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640589-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-fell-into-an-upholstery-machine-now-hes-fully-recovered/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640589-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-fell-into-an-upholstery-machine-now-hes-fully-recovered/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640589-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-fell-into-an-upholstery-machine-now-hes-fully-recovered/video/player 2023-03-19T17:19:59+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640589-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-fell-into-an-upholstery-machine-now-hes-fully-recovered/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640589-did-you-hear-about-the-guy-who-fell-into-an-upholstery-machine-now-hes-fully-recovered/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:19:59+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640590-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-morons-house-knock-knock-whose/video/player 2024-10-28T02:04:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640590-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-morons-house-knock-knock-whose/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640590-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-morons-house-knock-knock-whose/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the moron's house. *knock knock* ^^Whose ^^there? *the chicken...* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640590-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-morons-house-knock-knock-whose/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640590-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-morons-house-knock-knock-whose/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:07+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640591-why-did-the-wave-fail-the-driving-test-it-kept-crashing-on-the-beach/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640591-why-did-the-wave-fail-the-driving-test-it-kept-crashing-on-the-beach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640591-why-did-the-wave-fail-the-driving-test-it-kept-crashing-on-the-beach/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:08+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640591-why-did-the-wave-fail-the-driving-test-it-kept-crashing-on-the-beach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640591-why-did-the-wave-fail-the-driving-test-it-kept-crashing-on-the-beach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:08+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640592-what-did-one-earthquake-say-to-the-other-hey-its-not-my-fault/video/player 2024-10-26T23:33:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640592-what-did-one-earthquake-say-to-the-other-hey-its-not-my-fault/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640592-what-did-one-earthquake-say-to-the-other-hey-its-not-my-fault/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one earthquake say to the other? Hey, it's not my fault. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640592-what-did-one-earthquake-say-to-the-other-hey-its-not-my-fault/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640592-what-did-one-earthquake-say-to-the-other-hey-its-not-my-fault/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640594-i-bought-some-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-i-dont-know-what-he-laced-them-with-but-i-have/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. My amazing girlfriend told me this one - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. My amazing girlfriend told me this one - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640594-i-bought-some-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-i-dont-know-what-he-laced-them-with-but-i-have/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640594-i-bought-some-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-i-dont-know-what-he-laced-them-with-but-i-have/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. My amazing girlfriend told me this one - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. My amazing girlfriend told me this one - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640594-i-bought-some-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-i-dont-know-what-he-laced-them-with-but-i-have/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640594-i-bought-some-shoes-from-a-drug-dealer-i-dont-know-what-he-laced-them-with-but-i-have/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:23+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640596-request-jokes-for-the-sick-i-have-a-good-friend-who-was-just-hospitalized-hopefully/video/player 2024-12-22T19:30:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640596-request-jokes-for-the-sick-i-have-a-good-friend-who-was-just-hospitalized-hopefully/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640596-request-jokes-for-the-sick-i-have-a-good-friend-who-was-just-hospitalized-hopefully/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:27+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640596-request-jokes-for-the-sick-i-have-a-good-friend-who-was-just-hospitalized-hopefully/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640596-request-jokes-for-the-sick-i-have-a-good-friend-who-was-just-hospitalized-hopefully/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:27+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640598-why-would-no-one-listen-to-the-percussion-section-because-they-couldnt-drum-up-enough/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640598-why-would-no-one-listen-to-the-percussion-section-because-they-couldnt-drum-up-enough/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640598-why-would-no-one-listen-to-the-percussion-section-because-they-couldnt-drum-up-enough/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640598-why-would-no-one-listen-to-the-percussion-section-because-they-couldnt-drum-up-enough/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640598-why-would-no-one-listen-to-the-percussion-section-because-they-couldnt-drum-up-enough/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640599-what-kind-of-bee-can-never-be-understood-a-mumble-bee/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:54+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble bee. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble bee. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640599-what-kind-of-bee-can-never-be-understood-a-mumble-bee/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640599-what-kind-of-bee-can-never-be-understood-a-mumble-bee/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble bee. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble bee. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640599-what-kind-of-bee-can-never-be-understood-a-mumble-bee/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640599-what-kind-of-bee-can-never-be-understood-a-mumble-bee/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:29+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640601-whats-the-difference-between-botox-and-borax-two-letters/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640601-whats-the-difference-between-botox-and-borax-two-letters/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640601-whats-the-difference-between-botox-and-borax-two-letters/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640601-whats-the-difference-between-botox-and-borax-two-letters/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640601-whats-the-difference-between-botox-and-borax-two-letters/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:38+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640604-a-broom-only-likes-one-brand-of-comedy-dustpan/video/player 2025-12-15T16:07:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640604-a-broom-only-likes-one-brand-of-comedy-dustpan/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640604-a-broom-only-likes-one-brand-of-comedy-dustpan/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:45+00:00 42 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640604-a-broom-only-likes-one-brand-of-comedy-dustpan/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640604-a-broom-only-likes-one-brand-of-comedy-dustpan/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:45+00:00 42 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640605-if-you-bury-someone-in-the-wrong-place-then-you-have-made-a-grave-mistake/video/player 2026-02-24T20:24:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640605-if-you-bury-someone-in-the-wrong-place-then-you-have-made-a-grave-mistake/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640605-if-you-bury-someone-in-the-wrong-place-then-you-have-made-a-grave-mistake/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:54+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640605-if-you-bury-someone-in-the-wrong-place-then-you-have-made-a-grave-mistake/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640605-if-you-bury-someone-in-the-wrong-place-then-you-have-made-a-grave-mistake/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:54+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640606-a-man-walks-into-a-fancy-dress-party-carrying-a-woman-on-his-back-the-host-asks-the-man/video/player 2024-05-13T19:07:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. "Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle" says the man. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. "Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle" says the man. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640606-a-man-walks-into-a-fancy-dress-party-carrying-a-woman-on-his-back-the-host-asks-the-man/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640606-a-man-walks-into-a-fancy-dress-party-carrying-a-woman-on-his-back-the-host-asks-the-man/video/player 2023-03-19T17:20:54+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. "Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle" says the man. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A man walks into a fancy dress party carrying a woman on his back... The host asks the man why this is so. "Oh, I'm a tortoise and this is Michelle" says the man. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640606-a-man-walks-into-a-fancy-dress-party-carrying-a-woman-on-his-back-the-host-asks-the-man/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640606-a-man-walks-into-a-fancy-dress-party-carrying-a-woman-on-his-back-the-host-asks-the-man/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:20:54+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640607-theres-only-one-problem-with-reading-articles-about-space-based-technology-it-all-goes/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640607-theres-only-one-problem-with-reading-articles-about-space-based-technology-it-all-goes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640607-theres-only-one-problem-with-reading-articles-about-space-based-technology-it-all-goes/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640607-theres-only-one-problem-with-reading-articles-about-space-based-technology-it-all-goes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640607-theres-only-one-problem-with-reading-articles-about-space-based-technology-it-all-goes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:07+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640609-pac-man-what-should-you-do-before-you-criticize-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video/player 2024-05-13T10:38:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 Pac Man What should you do before you criticize Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Pac Man What should you do before you criticize Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640609-pac-man-what-should-you-do-before-you-criticize-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640609-pac-man-what-should-you-do-before-you-criticize-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:08+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Pac Man What should you do before you criticize Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Pac Man What should you do before you criticize Pac Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640609-pac-man-what-should-you-do-before-you-criticize-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640609-pac-man-what-should-you-do-before-you-criticize-pac-man-waka-waka-waka-mile-in-his-shoes/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:08+00:00 12 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640611-what-does-a-bag-of-rice-and-an-onion-do-when-they-get-into-a-fast-car-they-pilaf-ill/video/player 2024-12-08T05:09:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640611-what-does-a-bag-of-rice-and-an-onion-do-when-they-get-into-a-fast-car-they-pilaf-ill/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640611-what-does-a-bag-of-rice-and-an-onion-do-when-they-get-into-a-fast-car-they-pilaf-ill/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:14+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640611-what-does-a-bag-of-rice-and-an-onion-do-when-they-get-into-a-fast-car-they-pilaf-ill/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640611-what-does-a-bag-of-rice-and-an-onion-do-when-they-get-into-a-fast-car-they-pilaf-ill/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:14+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640612-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-it-is-too-cheesy/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640612-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-it-is-too-cheesy/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640612-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-it-is-too-cheesy/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640612-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-it-is-too-cheesy/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640612-want-to-hear-a-joke-about-pizza-never-mind-it-is-too-cheesy/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640613-what-did-the-triangle-say-to-the-circle-your-life-is-pointless/video/player 2023-03-19T18:25:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the Triangle say to the Circle? "Your life is pointless." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Triangle say to the Circle? "Your life is pointless." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640613-what-did-the-triangle-say-to-the-circle-your-life-is-pointless/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640613-what-did-the-triangle-say-to-the-circle-your-life-is-pointless/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the Triangle say to the Circle? "Your life is pointless." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the Triangle say to the Circle? "Your life is pointless." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640613-what-did-the-triangle-say-to-the-circle-your-life-is-pointless/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640613-what-did-the-triangle-say-to-the-circle-your-life-is-pointless/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640617-im-good-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640617-im-good-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640617-im-good-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640617-im-good-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640617-im-good-friends-with-25-letters-of-the-alphabet-i-dont-know-why/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640619-what-did-the-pony-say-when-he-had-a-sore-throat-pardon-me-im-just-a-little-hoarse/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640619-what-did-the-pony-say-when-he-had-a-sore-throat-pardon-me-im-just-a-little-hoarse/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640619-what-did-the-pony-say-when-he-had-a-sore-throat-pardon-me-im-just-a-little-hoarse/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:35+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640619-what-did-the-pony-say-when-he-had-a-sore-throat-pardon-me-im-just-a-little-hoarse/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640619-what-did-the-pony-say-when-he-had-a-sore-throat-pardon-me-im-just-a-little-hoarse/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:35+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640621-whats-pink-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-whats-blue-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-holding-its-breath/video/player 2025-09-04T12:16:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640621-whats-pink-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-whats-blue-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-holding-its-breath/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640621-whats-pink-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-whats-blue-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-holding-its-breath/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:40+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640621-whats-pink-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-whats-blue-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-holding-its-breath/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640621-whats-pink-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-whats-blue-and-fluffy-pink-fluff-holding-its-breath/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:40+00:00 13 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640624-whats-sam-smiths-favorite-type-of-nut-its-an/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640624-whats-sam-smiths-favorite-type-of-nut-its-an/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640624-whats-sam-smiths-favorite-type-of-nut-its-an/video/player 2023-03-19T17:21:55+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's Sam Smith's favorite type of nut? [It's an alllllllllmond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB63ztKnGvo&feature=youtu.be&t=37s) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640624-whats-sam-smiths-favorite-type-of-nut-its-an/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640624-whats-sam-smiths-favorite-type-of-nut-its-an/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:21:55+00:00 11 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640627-why-arent-sumos-chummy-with-racecar-drivers-they-move-in-different-circles/video/player 2026-02-22T05:05:24+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640627-why-arent-sumos-chummy-with-racecar-drivers-they-move-in-different-circles/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640627-why-arent-sumos-chummy-with-racecar-drivers-they-move-in-different-circles/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:08+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640627-why-arent-sumos-chummy-with-racecar-drivers-they-move-in-different-circles/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640627-why-arent-sumos-chummy-with-racecar-drivers-they-move-in-different-circles/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:08+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640628-what-city-loves-to-eat-sandwiches-koldcutta/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640628-what-city-loves-to-eat-sandwiches-koldcutta/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640628-what-city-loves-to-eat-sandwiches-koldcutta/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640628-what-city-loves-to-eat-sandwiches-koldcutta/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640628-what-city-loves-to-eat-sandwiches-koldcutta/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640629-what-do-you-call-shaving-a-crazy-sheep-shear-madness/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640629-what-do-you-call-shaving-a-crazy-sheep-shear-madness/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640629-what-do-you-call-shaving-a-crazy-sheep-shear-madness/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640629-what-do-you-call-shaving-a-crazy-sheep-shear-madness/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640629-what-do-you-call-shaving-a-crazy-sheep-shear-madness/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:12+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640630-why-dont-tennis-players-get-married-because-to-them-love-means-nothing/video/player 2024-05-13T10:02:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640630-why-dont-tennis-players-get-married-because-to-them-love-means-nothing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640630-why-dont-tennis-players-get-married-because-to-them-love-means-nothing/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why don't tennis players get married? Because to them love means nothing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640630-why-dont-tennis-players-get-married-because-to-them-love-means-nothing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640630-why-dont-tennis-players-get-married-because-to-them-love-means-nothing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:19+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640631-what-did-the-koala-bear-say-to-the-barber-you-ca-lip-this/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca lip this? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca lip this? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640631-what-did-the-koala-bear-say-to-the-barber-you-ca-lip-this/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640631-what-did-the-koala-bear-say-to-the-barber-you-ca-lip-this/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:19+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca lip this? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca lip this? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640631-what-did-the-koala-bear-say-to-the-barber-you-ca-lip-this/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640631-what-did-the-koala-bear-say-to-the-barber-you-ca-lip-this/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:19+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640632-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640632-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640632-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640632-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640632-what-do-you-call-a-fake-noodle-an-impasta/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:24+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640633-did-you-know-that-1-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-are/video/player 2025-08-23T19:42:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640633-did-you-know-that-1-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-are/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640633-did-you-know-that-1-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-are/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you know that 1 in every doll, in every doll, in every doll, in every doll are Russian? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640633-did-you-know-that-1-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-are/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640633-did-you-know-that-1-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-in-every-doll-are/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:29+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640634-i-thought-i-had-a-brain-tumor-but-then-i-realized-it-was-all-in-my-head/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640634-i-thought-i-had-a-brain-tumor-but-then-i-realized-it-was-all-in-my-head/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640634-i-thought-i-had-a-brain-tumor-but-then-i-realized-it-was-all-in-my-head/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:33+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640634-i-thought-i-had-a-brain-tumor-but-then-i-realized-it-was-all-in-my-head/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640634-i-thought-i-had-a-brain-tumor-but-then-i-realized-it-was-all-in-my-head/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:33+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640635-todays-my-cake-day-and-im-going-to-eat-it-too/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640635-todays-my-cake-day-and-im-going-to-eat-it-too/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640635-todays-my-cake-day-and-im-going-to-eat-it-too/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640635-todays-my-cake-day-and-im-going-to-eat-it-too/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640635-todays-my-cake-day-and-im-going-to-eat-it-too/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640637-how-do-you-kill-a-vampire-from-the-south-with-a-chicken-fried-stake/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640637-how-do-you-kill-a-vampire-from-the-south-with-a-chicken-fried-stake/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640637-how-do-you-kill-a-vampire-from-the-south-with-a-chicken-fried-stake/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:39+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640637-how-do-you-kill-a-vampire-from-the-south-with-a-chicken-fried-stake/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640637-how-do-you-kill-a-vampire-from-the-south-with-a-chicken-fried-stake/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:39+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640639-two-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-one-says-oh-no-ive-lost-an-electron-the-other-asks/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640639-two-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-one-says-oh-no-ive-lost-an-electron-the-other-asks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640639-two-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-one-says-oh-no-ive-lost-an-electron-the-other-asks/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:45+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm positive!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640639-two-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-one-says-oh-no-ive-lost-an-electron-the-other-asks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640639-two-atoms-walk-into-a-bar-one-says-oh-no-ive-lost-an-electron-the-other-asks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:45+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640644-i-heard-a-great-joke-about-a-boomerang-earlier-im-sure-it-will-come-back-to-me/video/player 2026-06-17T14:14:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640644-i-heard-a-great-joke-about-a-boomerang-earlier-im-sure-it-will-come-back-to-me/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640644-i-heard-a-great-joke-about-a-boomerang-earlier-im-sure-it-will-come-back-to-me/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:55+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640644-i-heard-a-great-joke-about-a-boomerang-earlier-im-sure-it-will-come-back-to-me/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640644-i-heard-a-great-joke-about-a-boomerang-earlier-im-sure-it-will-come-back-to-me/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:55+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640645-help-we-need-your-best-joke-you-have-we-will-choose-the-best-joke-and-make-a-video-of/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640645-help-we-need-your-best-joke-you-have-we-will-choose-the-best-joke-and-make-a-video-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640645-help-we-need-your-best-joke-you-have-we-will-choose-the-best-joke-and-make-a-video-of/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640645-help-we-need-your-best-joke-you-have-we-will-choose-the-best-joke-and-make-a-video-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640645-help-we-need-your-best-joke-you-have-we-will-choose-the-best-joke-and-make-a-video-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:57+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640646-what-is-robot-jazz-called-beep-boop-bop/video/player 2024-05-11T17:07:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640646-what-is-robot-jazz-called-beep-boop-bop/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640646-what-is-robot-jazz-called-beep-boop-bop/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:57+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is robot jazz called? Beep Boop Bop! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640646-what-is-robot-jazz-called-beep-boop-bop/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640646-what-is-robot-jazz-called-beep-boop-bop/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:57+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640647-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video/player 2024-05-13T09:21:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640647-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640647-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video/player 2023-03-19T17:22:58+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640647-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640647-why-cant-you-hear-a-pterodactyl-go-to-the-bathroom-because-the-p-is-silent/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:22:58+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640648-what-have-you-got-if-your-pet-kangaroo-gets-into-molasses-and-indian-curry-an-indian/video/player 2024-05-13T17:18:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640648-what-have-you-got-if-your-pet-kangaroo-gets-into-molasses-and-indian-curry-an-indian/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640648-what-have-you-got-if-your-pet-kangaroo-gets-into-molasses-and-indian-curry-an-indian/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:01+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What have you got if your pet kangaroo gets into molasses and Indian curry? An Indian goo roo - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640648-what-have-you-got-if-your-pet-kangaroo-gets-into-molasses-and-indian-curry-an-indian/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640648-what-have-you-got-if-your-pet-kangaroo-gets-into-molasses-and-indian-curry-an-indian/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:01+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640649-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-didnt-want-anything-for-birthday-i-didnt-give-her-anything/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640649-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-didnt-want-anything-for-birthday-i-didnt-give-her-anything/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640649-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-didnt-want-anything-for-birthday-i-didnt-give-her-anything/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My Girlfriend told me she didn't want anything for Birthday I didn't give her anything :O #ThugLife - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640649-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-didnt-want-anything-for-birthday-i-didnt-give-her-anything/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640649-my-girlfriend-told-me-she-didnt-want-anything-for-birthday-i-didnt-give-her-anything/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:02+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640650-i-would-think-youd-have-to-be-open-minded-to-be-a-brain-surgeon/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640650-i-would-think-youd-have-to-be-open-minded-to-be-a-brain-surgeon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640650-i-would-think-youd-have-to-be-open-minded-to-be-a-brain-surgeon/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:13+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I would think you'd have to be open minded... ...to be a brain surgeon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640650-i-would-think-youd-have-to-be-open-minded-to-be-a-brain-surgeon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640650-i-would-think-youd-have-to-be-open-minded-to-be-a-brain-surgeon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:13+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640651-i-fell-off-a-forty-foot-ladder-today-lucky-i-was-on-the-bottom-rung/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:15+00:00 monthly 0.5 I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640651-i-fell-off-a-forty-foot-ladder-today-lucky-i-was-on-the-bottom-rung/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640651-i-fell-off-a-forty-foot-ladder-today-lucky-i-was-on-the-bottom-rung/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640651-i-fell-off-a-forty-foot-ladder-today-lucky-i-was-on-the-bottom-rung/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640651-i-fell-off-a-forty-foot-ladder-today-lucky-i-was-on-the-bottom-rung/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:13+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640652-where-did-napoleon-bonaparte-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2024-10-28T06:20:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640652-where-did-napoleon-bonaparte-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640652-where-did-napoleon-bonaparte-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:14+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640652-where-did-napoleon-bonaparte-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640652-where-did-napoleon-bonaparte-keep-his-armies-in-his-sleevies/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:14+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640655-what-did-socrates-learn-from-the-t-rex-i-dino/video/player 2026-02-21T03:55:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did socrates learn from the T rex? i dino - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did socrates learn from the T rex? i dino - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640655-what-did-socrates-learn-from-the-t-rex-i-dino/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640655-what-did-socrates-learn-from-the-t-rex-i-dino/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:27+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did socrates learn from the T rex? i dino - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did socrates learn from the T rex? i dino - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640655-what-did-socrates-learn-from-the-t-rex-i-dino/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640655-what-did-socrates-learn-from-the-t-rex-i-dino/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:27+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640656-why-do-ducks-have-webbed-feet-to-stomp-out-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet-to/video/player 2024-10-24T05:56:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640656-why-do-ducks-have-webbed-feet-to-stomp-out-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet-to/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640656-why-do-ducks-have-webbed-feet-to-stomp-out-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet-to/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:29+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640656-why-do-ducks-have-webbed-feet-to-stomp-out-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet-to/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640656-why-do-ducks-have-webbed-feet-to-stomp-out-fires-why-do-elephants-have-flat-feet-to/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:29+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640657-what-do-cows-like-on-their-hotdogs-moostard/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640657-what-do-cows-like-on-their-hotdogs-moostard/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640657-what-do-cows-like-on-their-hotdogs-moostard/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:29+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do cows like on their hotdogs? MOOstard. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640657-what-do-cows-like-on-their-hotdogs-moostard/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640657-what-do-cows-like-on-their-hotdogs-moostard/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:29+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640658-broom-advocates-for-cleaner-work-environment/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Broom advocates for cleaner work environment. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Broom advocates for cleaner work environment. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640658-broom-advocates-for-cleaner-work-environment/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640658-broom-advocates-for-cleaner-work-environment/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Broom advocates for cleaner work environment. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Broom advocates for cleaner work environment. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640658-broom-advocates-for-cleaner-work-environment/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640658-broom-advocates-for-cleaner-work-environment/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:38+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640661-i-was-watching-a-tv-program-on-various-religious-orders-and-how-the-use-stringed/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640661-i-was-watching-a-tv-program-on-various-religious-orders-and-how-the-use-stringed/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640661-i-was-watching-a-tv-program-on-various-religious-orders-and-how-the-use-stringed/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:48+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640661-i-was-watching-a-tv-program-on-various-religious-orders-and-how-the-use-stringed/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640661-i-was-watching-a-tv-program-on-various-religious-orders-and-how-the-use-stringed/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:48+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640662-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-why-are-you-giving-a-mouse/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640662-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-why-are-you-giving-a-mouse/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640662-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-why-are-you-giving-a-mouse/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640662-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-why-are-you-giving-a-mouse/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640662-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-cookie-why-are-you-giving-a-mouse/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:49+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640663-what-happens-if-you-pass-gas-in-church-you-have-to-sit-in-your-own-pew/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640663-what-happens-if-you-pass-gas-in-church-you-have-to-sit-in-your-own-pew/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640663-what-happens-if-you-pass-gas-in-church-you-have-to-sit-in-your-own-pew/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640663-what-happens-if-you-pass-gas-in-church-you-have-to-sit-in-your-own-pew/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640663-what-happens-if-you-pass-gas-in-church-you-have-to-sit-in-your-own-pew/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640664-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640664-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640664-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video/player 2023-03-19T17:23:54+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640664-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640664-whats-the-best-thing-to-put-into-a-pie-your-teeth/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:23:54+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640665-i-have-to-find-a-new-personal-trainer-he-didnt-do-squats/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640665-i-have-to-find-a-new-personal-trainer-he-didnt-do-squats/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640665-i-have-to-find-a-new-personal-trainer-he-didnt-do-squats/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s). - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s). - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640665-i-have-to-find-a-new-personal-trainer-he-didnt-do-squats/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640665-i-have-to-find-a-new-personal-trainer-he-didnt-do-squats/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640666-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-a-mud-puddle/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640666-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-a-mud-puddle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640666-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-a-mud-puddle/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:08+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640666-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-a-mud-puddle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640666-wanna-hear-a-dirty-joke-a-white-horse-fell-in-a-mud-puddle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:08+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640669-where-do-dinosaurs-get-their-pickles-from-vlasic-park/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640669-where-do-dinosaurs-get-their-pickles-from-vlasic-park/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640669-where-do-dinosaurs-get-their-pickles-from-vlasic-park/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640669-where-do-dinosaurs-get-their-pickles-from-vlasic-park/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640669-where-do-dinosaurs-get-their-pickles-from-vlasic-park/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:18+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640670-a-funny-bird-is-the-pelican-his-beak-can-hold-more-than-his-belly-can-he-can-hold-in-his/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640670-a-funny-bird-is-the-pelican-his-beak-can-hold-more-than-his-belly-can-he-can-hold-in-his/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640670-a-funny-bird-is-the-pelican-his-beak-can-hold-more-than-his-belly-can-he-can-hold-in-his/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:18+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A funny bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough for a week And I don't know how the heck he can! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640670-a-funny-bird-is-the-pelican-his-beak-can-hold-more-than-his-belly-can-he-can-hold-in-his/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640670-a-funny-bird-is-the-pelican-his-beak-can-hold-more-than-his-belly-can-he-can-hold-in-his/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:18+00:00 30 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640672-whats-the-difference-between-a-fish-and-a-guitar-you-cant-tuna-fish/video/player 2026-02-21T17:29:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640672-whats-the-difference-between-a-fish-and-a-guitar-you-cant-tuna-fish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640672-whats-the-difference-between-a-fish-and-a-guitar-you-cant-tuna-fish/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640672-whats-the-difference-between-a-fish-and-a-guitar-you-cant-tuna-fish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640672-whats-the-difference-between-a-fish-and-a-guitar-you-cant-tuna-fish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640673-what-do-you-call-two-crows-attempted-murder/video/player 2024-10-16T02:58:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call two crows? Attempted murder. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call two crows? Attempted murder. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640673-what-do-you-call-two-crows-attempted-murder/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640673-what-do-you-call-two-crows-attempted-murder/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call two crows? Attempted murder. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call two crows? Attempted murder. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640673-what-do-you-call-two-crows-attempted-murder/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640673-what-do-you-call-two-crows-attempted-murder/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:28+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640674-what-do-you-call-a-t-shirt-with-stalks-of-wheat-on-it-a-crop-top/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a t shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a t shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640674-what-do-you-call-a-t-shirt-with-stalks-of-wheat-on-it-a-crop-top/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640674-what-do-you-call-a-t-shirt-with-stalks-of-wheat-on-it-a-crop-top/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a t shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a t shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640674-what-do-you-call-a-t-shirt-with-stalks-of-wheat-on-it-a-crop-top/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640674-what-do-you-call-a-t-shirt-with-stalks-of-wheat-on-it-a-crop-top/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-2-legs-lean-beef/video/player 2024-05-13T09:56:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-2-legs-lean-beef/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-2-legs-lean-beef/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:39+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-2-legs-lean-beef/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640676-what-do-you-call-a-cow-with-2-legs-lean-beef/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:39+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640678-what-is-the-scientific-name-for-a-crippled-tyrannosaurus-rex-tywalkasoreus-rex/video/player 2026-04-20T17:26:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640678-what-is-the-scientific-name-for-a-crippled-tyrannosaurus-rex-tywalkasoreus-rex/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640678-what-is-the-scientific-name-for-a-crippled-tyrannosaurus-rex-tywalkasoreus-rex/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:47+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640678-what-is-the-scientific-name-for-a-crippled-tyrannosaurus-rex-tywalkasoreus-rex/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640678-what-is-the-scientific-name-for-a-crippled-tyrannosaurus-rex-tywalkasoreus-rex/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:47+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640679-what-type-pf-culture-is-most-peaceful-and-never-gets-angry-nomads/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640679-what-type-pf-culture-is-most-peaceful-and-never-gets-angry-nomads/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640679-what-type-pf-culture-is-most-peaceful-and-never-gets-angry-nomads/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:54+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640679-what-type-pf-culture-is-most-peaceful-and-never-gets-angry-nomads/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640679-what-type-pf-culture-is-most-peaceful-and-never-gets-angry-nomads/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:54+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640681-i-tried-to-change-my-password-to-14days-the-computer-said-it-was-two-week/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640681-i-tried-to-change-my-password-to-14days-the-computer-said-it-was-two-week/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640681-i-tried-to-change-my-password-to-14days-the-computer-said-it-was-two-week/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640681-i-tried-to-change-my-password-to-14days-the-computer-said-it-was-two-week/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640681-i-tried-to-change-my-password-to-14days-the-computer-said-it-was-two-week/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:56+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640682-2-fish-in-a-tank-one-says-to-the-other-do-you-know-how-to-drive-this-thing/video/player 2026-02-23T04:09:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! 2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640682-2-fish-in-a-tank-one-says-to-the-other-do-you-know-how-to-drive-this-thing/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640682-2-fish-in-a-tank-one-says-to-the-other-do-you-know-how-to-drive-this-thing/video/player 2023-03-19T17:24:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg 2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! 2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640682-2-fish-in-a-tank-one-says-to-the-other-do-you-know-how-to-drive-this-thing/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640682-2-fish-in-a-tank-one-says-to-the-other-do-you-know-how-to-drive-this-thing/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:24:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640683-knock-knock-whos-there-impatient-cow-impatient-co-he-already-left/video/player 2025-12-16T02:51:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co He already left. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co He already left. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640683-knock-knock-whos-there-impatient-cow-impatient-co-he-already-left/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640683-knock-knock-whos-there-impatient-cow-impatient-co-he-already-left/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:04+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co He already left. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co He already left. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640683-knock-knock-whos-there-impatient-cow-impatient-co-he-already-left/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640683-knock-knock-whos-there-impatient-cow-impatient-co-he-already-left/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:04+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640684-why-were-the-libyans-eating-money-they-were-having-dinar/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:26+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640684-why-were-the-libyans-eating-money-they-were-having-dinar/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640684-why-were-the-libyans-eating-money-they-were-having-dinar/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:05+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640684-why-were-the-libyans-eating-money-they-were-having-dinar/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640684-why-were-the-libyans-eating-money-they-were-having-dinar/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:05+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640685-why-cant-you-hear-it-when-a-pteranodon-goes-to-the-bathroom-because-theyre-all-dead/video/player 2024-05-13T10:51:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640685-why-cant-you-hear-it-when-a-pteranodon-goes-to-the-bathroom-because-theyre-all-dead/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640685-why-cant-you-hear-it-when-a-pteranodon-goes-to-the-bathroom-because-theyre-all-dead/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:11+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640685-why-cant-you-hear-it-when-a-pteranodon-goes-to-the-bathroom-because-theyre-all-dead/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640685-why-cant-you-hear-it-when-a-pteranodon-goes-to-the-bathroom-because-theyre-all-dead/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:11+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640686-why-was-the-rabbit-promoted-to-brewmaster-all-his-beers-had-a-lot-of-hops/video/player 2024-12-28T21:41:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640686-why-was-the-rabbit-promoted-to-brewmaster-all-his-beers-had-a-lot-of-hops/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640686-why-was-the-rabbit-promoted-to-brewmaster-all-his-beers-had-a-lot-of-hops/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640686-why-was-the-rabbit-promoted-to-brewmaster-all-his-beers-had-a-lot-of-hops/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640686-why-was-the-rabbit-promoted-to-brewmaster-all-his-beers-had-a-lot-of-hops/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640687-what-is-captain-ahabs-favorite-reggae-band-bob-marley-and-the-whalers/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:27+00:00 monthly 0.5 What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640687-what-is-captain-ahabs-favorite-reggae-band-bob-marley-and-the-whalers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640687-what-is-captain-ahabs-favorite-reggae-band-bob-marley-and-the-whalers/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:19+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640687-what-is-captain-ahabs-favorite-reggae-band-bob-marley-and-the-whalers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640687-what-is-captain-ahabs-favorite-reggae-band-bob-marley-and-the-whalers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:19+00:00 25 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640690-where-did-the-mistletoe-go-to-become-rich-and-famous-hollywood/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640690-where-did-the-mistletoe-go-to-become-rich-and-famous-hollywood/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640690-where-did-the-mistletoe-go-to-become-rich-and-famous-hollywood/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:28+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Hollywood. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640690-where-did-the-mistletoe-go-to-become-rich-and-famous-hollywood/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640690-where-did-the-mistletoe-go-to-become-rich-and-famous-hollywood/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:28+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640691-bad-scary-film-i-was-watching-a-really-poorly-done-scary-movie-last-night-it-was/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 Bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640691-bad-scary-film-i-was-watching-a-really-poorly-done-scary-movie-last-night-it-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640691-bad-scary-film-i-was-watching-a-really-poorly-done-scary-movie-last-night-it-was/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:33+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Bad scary film I was watching a really poorly done scary movie last night, it was horrorble. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640691-bad-scary-film-i-was-watching-a-really-poorly-done-scary-movie-last-night-it-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640691-bad-scary-film-i-was-watching-a-really-poorly-done-scary-movie-last-night-it-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:33+00:00 19 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640692-hello-this-is-a-sample-of-this-voice-i-can-say-anything-you-want-me-to-say/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Hello this is a sample of this voice. I can say anything you want me to say - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Hello this is a sample of this voice. I can say anything you want me to say - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640692-hello-this-is-a-sample-of-this-voice-i-can-say-anything-you-want-me-to-say/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640692-hello-this-is-a-sample-of-this-voice-i-can-say-anything-you-want-me-to-say/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:40+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Hello this is a sample of this voice. I can say anything you want me to say - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Hello this is a sample of this voice. I can say anything you want me to say - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640692-hello-this-is-a-sample-of-this-voice-i-can-say-anything-you-want-me-to-say/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640692-hello-this-is-a-sample-of-this-voice-i-can-say-anything-you-want-me-to-say/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:40+00:00 14 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640694-what-did-batman-say-to-robin-before-robin-got-in-the-car-get-in-the-car/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640694-what-did-batman-say-to-robin-before-robin-got-in-the-car-get-in-the-car/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640694-what-did-batman-say-to-robin-before-robin-got-in-the-car-get-in-the-car/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640694-what-did-batman-say-to-robin-before-robin-got-in-the-car-get-in-the-car/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640694-what-did-batman-say-to-robin-before-robin-got-in-the-car-get-in-the-car/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640695-why-did-the-strawberry-go-out-with-the-pineapple-because-he-couldnt-get-a-date/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:31+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640695-why-did-the-strawberry-go-out-with-the-pineapple-because-he-couldnt-get-a-date/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640695-why-did-the-strawberry-go-out-with-the-pineapple-because-he-couldnt-get-a-date/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple? Because he couldn't get a date! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640695-why-did-the-strawberry-go-out-with-the-pineapple-because-he-couldnt-get-a-date/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640695-why-did-the-strawberry-go-out-with-the-pineapple-because-he-couldnt-get-a-date/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:43+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640697-why-did-the-buddhist-refuse-novocaine-when-he-went-to-get-a-tooth-pulled-he-wanted-to/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640697-why-did-the-buddhist-refuse-novocaine-when-he-went-to-get-a-tooth-pulled-he-wanted-to/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640697-why-did-the-buddhist-refuse-novocaine-when-he-went-to-get-a-tooth-pulled-he-wanted-to/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640697-why-did-the-buddhist-refuse-novocaine-when-he-went-to-get-a-tooth-pulled-he-wanted-to/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640697-why-did-the-buddhist-refuse-novocaine-when-he-went-to-get-a-tooth-pulled-he-wanted-to/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:48+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640698-what-happens-when-you-dont-serve-drinks-at-a-party-theres-no-punch-line/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640698-what-happens-when-you-dont-serve-drinks-at-a-party-theres-no-punch-line/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640698-what-happens-when-you-dont-serve-drinks-at-a-party-theres-no-punch-line/video/player 2023-03-19T17:25:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640698-what-happens-when-you-dont-serve-drinks-at-a-party-theres-no-punch-line/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640698-what-happens-when-you-dont-serve-drinks-at-a-party-theres-no-punch-line/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:25:51+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640703-did-you-hear-about-the-farmer-that-fell-into-the-field-machine-and-lost-half-his-body/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! : ) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! : ) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640703-did-you-hear-about-the-farmer-that-fell-into-the-field-machine-and-lost-half-his-body/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640703-did-you-hear-about-the-farmer-that-fell-into-the-field-machine-and-lost-half-his-body/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:05+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! : ) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! : ) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640703-did-you-hear-about-the-farmer-that-fell-into-the-field-machine-and-lost-half-his-body/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640703-did-you-hear-about-the-farmer-that-fell-into-the-field-machine-and-lost-half-his-body/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:05+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640704-i-just-read-this-article-about-short-term-memory-i-dont-remember-what-it-was-about/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640704-i-just-read-this-article-about-short-term-memory-i-dont-remember-what-it-was-about/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640704-i-just-read-this-article-about-short-term-memory-i-dont-remember-what-it-was-about/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640704-i-just-read-this-article-about-short-term-memory-i-dont-remember-what-it-was-about/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640704-i-just-read-this-article-about-short-term-memory-i-dont-remember-what-it-was-about/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640705-accidental-seafood-i-tried-dolphin-oncebut-not-on-porpoise/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 Accidental Seafood I tried dolphin once...but not on porpoise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Accidental Seafood I tried dolphin once...but not on porpoise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640705-accidental-seafood-i-tried-dolphin-oncebut-not-on-porpoise/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640705-accidental-seafood-i-tried-dolphin-oncebut-not-on-porpoise/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:10+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Accidental Seafood I tried dolphin once...but not on porpoise. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Accidental Seafood I tried dolphin once...but not on porpoise. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640705-accidental-seafood-i-tried-dolphin-oncebut-not-on-porpoise/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640705-accidental-seafood-i-tried-dolphin-oncebut-not-on-porpoise/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:10+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640707-did-you-hear-about-the-wedding-between-the-two-antenna-the-service-was-terrible-but/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640707-did-you-hear-about-the-wedding-between-the-two-antenna-the-service-was-terrible-but/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640707-did-you-hear-about-the-wedding-between-the-two-antenna-the-service-was-terrible-but/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did you hear about the wedding between the two antenna? The service was terrible, but the reception was great. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640707-did-you-hear-about-the-wedding-between-the-two-antenna-the-service-was-terrible-but/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640707-did-you-hear-about-the-wedding-between-the-two-antenna-the-service-was-terrible-but/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640709-what-state-do-most-people-live-in-denial-myself-included/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What state do most people live in? Denial. Myself included. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What state do most people live in? Denial. Myself included. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640709-what-state-do-most-people-live-in-denial-myself-included/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640709-what-state-do-most-people-live-in-denial-myself-included/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:21+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What state do most people live in? Denial. Myself included. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What state do most people live in? Denial. Myself included. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640709-what-state-do-most-people-live-in-denial-myself-included/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640709-what-state-do-most-people-live-in-denial-myself-included/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:21+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640710-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640710-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640710-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:22+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640710-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640710-whats-brown-and-rhymes-with-snoop-dr-dre/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:22+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640712-why-do-space-rocks-taste-better-than-earth-rocks-because-they-are-a-little-meteor/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:39+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640712-why-do-space-rocks-taste-better-than-earth-rocks-because-they-are-a-little-meteor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640712-why-do-space-rocks-taste-better-than-earth-rocks-because-they-are-a-little-meteor/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:30+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640712-why-do-space-rocks-taste-better-than-earth-rocks-because-they-are-a-little-meteor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640712-why-do-space-rocks-taste-better-than-earth-rocks-because-they-are-a-little-meteor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:30+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640715-what-does-a-hawk-call-a-high-ledge-a-falcony/video/player 2024-05-13T10:48:37+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640715-what-does-a-hawk-call-a-high-ledge-a-falcony/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640715-what-does-a-hawk-call-a-high-ledge-a-falcony/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a hawk call a high ledge A *falcony!* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640715-what-does-a-hawk-call-a-high-ledge-a-falcony/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640715-what-does-a-hawk-call-a-high-ledge-a-falcony/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:34+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640716-what-did-the-german-policeman-say-to-his-nipples-you-are-under-a-vest/video/player 2026-02-21T07:19:13+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640716-what-did-the-german-policeman-say-to-his-nipples-you-are-under-a-vest/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640716-what-did-the-german-policeman-say-to-his-nipples-you-are-under-a-vest/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:35+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640716-what-did-the-german-policeman-say-to-his-nipples-you-are-under-a-vest/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640716-what-did-the-german-policeman-say-to-his-nipples-you-are-under-a-vest/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:35+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640717-someone-talked-to-me-today-about-having-two-x-chromosomes-typical-woman/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640717-someone-talked-to-me-today-about-having-two-x-chromosomes-typical-woman/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640717-someone-talked-to-me-today-about-having-two-x-chromosomes-typical-woman/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640717-someone-talked-to-me-today-about-having-two-x-chromosomes-typical-woman/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640717-someone-talked-to-me-today-about-having-two-x-chromosomes-typical-woman/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:43+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640718-if-youre-american-when-are-you-not-american-when-european-or-when-youre-russian/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640718-if-youre-american-when-are-you-not-american-when-european-or-when-youre-russian/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640718-if-youre-american-when-are-you-not-american-when-european-or-when-youre-russian/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640718-if-youre-american-when-are-you-not-american-when-european-or-when-youre-russian/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640718-if-youre-american-when-are-you-not-american-when-european-or-when-youre-russian/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640719-a-mathematician-was-constipated-how-did-he-solve-his-problem-he-worked-it-out-with-a/video/player 2026-02-23T03:35:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640719-a-mathematician-was-constipated-how-did-he-solve-his-problem-he-worked-it-out-with-a/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640719-a-mathematician-was-constipated-how-did-he-solve-his-problem-he-worked-it-out-with-a/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:53+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A mathematician was constipated, how did he solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil and paper. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640719-a-mathematician-was-constipated-how-did-he-solve-his-problem-he-worked-it-out-with-a/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640719-a-mathematician-was-constipated-how-did-he-solve-his-problem-he-worked-it-out-with-a/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:53+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640720-what-do-you-call-a-barbarian-you-cant-see-an-invisigoth/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640720-what-do-you-call-a-barbarian-you-cant-see-an-invisigoth/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640720-what-do-you-call-a-barbarian-you-cant-see-an-invisigoth/video/player 2023-03-19T17:26:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640720-what-do-you-call-a-barbarian-you-cant-see-an-invisigoth/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640720-what-do-you-call-a-barbarian-you-cant-see-an-invisigoth/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:26:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640721-where-did-the-seaweed-where-did-the-seaweed-find-a-job-in-the-kelp-wanted-section-of/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want ads. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want ads. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640721-where-did-the-seaweed-where-did-the-seaweed-find-a-job-in-the-kelp-wanted-section-of/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640721-where-did-the-seaweed-where-did-the-seaweed-find-a-job-in-the-kelp-wanted-section-of/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want ads. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want ads. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640721-where-did-the-seaweed-where-did-the-seaweed-find-a-job-in-the-kelp-wanted-section-of/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640721-where-did-the-seaweed-where-did-the-seaweed-find-a-job-in-the-kelp-wanted-section-of/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:07+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640723-who-is-the-roundest-knight-at-king-arthurs-table-sir-cumference/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640723-who-is-the-roundest-knight-at-king-arthurs-table-sir-cumference/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640723-who-is-the-roundest-knight-at-king-arthurs-table-sir-cumference/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640723-who-is-the-roundest-knight-at-king-arthurs-table-sir-cumference/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640723-who-is-the-roundest-knight-at-king-arthurs-table-sir-cumference/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640724-i-know-a-guy-who-collects-candy-canes-they-are-all-in-mint-condition/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640724-i-know-a-guy-who-collects-candy-canes-they-are-all-in-mint-condition/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640724-i-know-a-guy-who-collects-candy-canes-they-are-all-in-mint-condition/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I know a guy who collects candy canes... ...they are all in mint condition. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640724-i-know-a-guy-who-collects-candy-canes-they-are-all-in-mint-condition/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640724-i-know-a-guy-who-collects-candy-canes-they-are-all-in-mint-condition/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640725-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-i-cant-put-it-down/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 I'm reading a book about anti gravity. I can't put it down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm reading a book about anti gravity. I can't put it down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640725-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-i-cant-put-it-down/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640725-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-i-cant-put-it-down/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:23+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I'm reading a book about anti gravity. I can't put it down. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I'm reading a book about anti gravity. I can't put it down. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640725-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-i-cant-put-it-down/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640725-im-reading-a-book-about-anti-gravity-i-cant-put-it-down/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:23+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640726-why-do-the-french-like-eating-snails-because-they-cant-stand-fast-food/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640726-why-do-the-french-like-eating-snails-because-they-cant-stand-fast-food/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640726-why-do-the-french-like-eating-snails-because-they-cant-stand-fast-food/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640726-why-do-the-french-like-eating-snails-because-they-cant-stand-fast-food/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640726-why-do-the-french-like-eating-snails-because-they-cant-stand-fast-food/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640727-what-does-a-jedi-say-after-a-tragic-loss-of-life-may-my-thoughts-be-with-them/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? "May my thoughts be with them". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? "May my thoughts be with them". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640727-what-does-a-jedi-say-after-a-tragic-loss-of-life-may-my-thoughts-be-with-them/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640727-what-does-a-jedi-say-after-a-tragic-loss-of-life-may-my-thoughts-be-with-them/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:33+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? "May my thoughts be with them". - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? "May my thoughts be with them". - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640727-what-does-a-jedi-say-after-a-tragic-loss-of-life-may-my-thoughts-be-with-them/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640727-what-does-a-jedi-say-after-a-tragic-loss-of-life-may-my-thoughts-be-with-them/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:33+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640733-what-do-you-call-an-alien-in-a-swamp-a-marshian/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:46+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640733-what-do-you-call-an-alien-in-a-swamp-a-marshian/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640733-what-do-you-call-an-alien-in-a-swamp-a-marshian/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:44+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640733-what-do-you-call-an-alien-in-a-swamp-a-marshian/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640733-what-do-you-call-an-alien-in-a-swamp-a-marshian/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:44+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640735-will-smith-joke-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-you-look-for-fresh-prince/video/player 2024-10-28T06:44:42+00:00 monthly 0.5 Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640735-will-smith-joke-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-you-look-for-fresh-prince/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640735-will-smith-joke-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-you-look-for-fresh-prince/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:48+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Will Smith joke How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640735-will-smith-joke-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-you-look-for-fresh-prince/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640735-will-smith-joke-how-do-you-find-will-smith-in-the-snow-you-look-for-fresh-prince/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:48+00:00 20 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640736-one-time-a-cow-saved-my-life-it-was-bovine-intervention/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640736-one-time-a-cow-saved-my-life-it-was-bovine-intervention/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640736-one-time-a-cow-saved-my-life-it-was-bovine-intervention/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640736-one-time-a-cow-saved-my-life-it-was-bovine-intervention/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640736-one-time-a-cow-saved-my-life-it-was-bovine-intervention/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:48+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640738-why-should-you-always-knock-before-opening-the-refrigerator-because-there-might-be-an/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640738-why-should-you-always-knock-before-opening-the-refrigerator-because-there-might-be-an/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640738-why-should-you-always-knock-before-opening-the-refrigerator-because-there-might-be-an/video/player 2023-03-19T17:27:54+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640738-why-should-you-always-knock-before-opening-the-refrigerator-because-there-might-be-an/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640738-why-should-you-always-knock-before-opening-the-refrigerator-because-there-might-be-an/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:27:54+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640743-what-did-the-rubber-band-factory-worker-say-when-he-was-fired-oh-snap/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640743-what-did-the-rubber-band-factory-worker-say-when-he-was-fired-oh-snap/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640743-what-did-the-rubber-band-factory-worker-say-when-he-was-fired-oh-snap/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640743-what-did-the-rubber-band-factory-worker-say-when-he-was-fired-oh-snap/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640743-what-did-the-rubber-band-factory-worker-say-when-he-was-fired-oh-snap/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:02+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640744-why-did-the-rap-battle-champion-get-the-most-spacious-and-accessible-seat-on-the-bus/video/player 2024-10-28T06:17:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis ability. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis ability. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640744-why-did-the-rap-battle-champion-get-the-most-spacious-and-accessible-seat-on-the-bus/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640744-why-did-the-rap-battle-champion-get-the-most-spacious-and-accessible-seat-on-the-bus/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:05+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis ability. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis ability. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640744-why-did-the-rap-battle-champion-get-the-most-spacious-and-accessible-seat-on-the-bus/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640744-why-did-the-rap-battle-champion-get-the-most-spacious-and-accessible-seat-on-the-bus/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:05+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640746-what-lies-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-and-twitches-a-nervous-wreck/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640746-what-lies-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-and-twitches-a-nervous-wreck/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640746-what-lies-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-and-twitches-a-nervous-wreck/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640746-what-lies-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-and-twitches-a-nervous-wreck/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640746-what-lies-at-the-bottom-of-the-ocean-and-twitches-a-nervous-wreck/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:10+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640747-i-feed-my-cat-lemons-hes-a-real-sour-puss/video/player 2024-05-11T16:39:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640747-i-feed-my-cat-lemons-hes-a-real-sour-puss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640747-i-feed-my-cat-lemons-hes-a-real-sour-puss/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:14+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640747-i-feed-my-cat-lemons-hes-a-real-sour-puss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640747-i-feed-my-cat-lemons-hes-a-real-sour-puss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:14+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640748-we-always-bought-our-cars-used-this-one-was-as-black-as-the-night-that-is-until-we/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night that is, until we washed it!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night that is, until we washed it!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640748-we-always-bought-our-cars-used-this-one-was-as-black-as-the-night-that-is-until-we/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640748-we-always-bought-our-cars-used-this-one-was-as-black-as-the-night-that-is-until-we/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:15+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night that is, until we washed it!!! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night that is, until we washed it!!! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640748-we-always-bought-our-cars-used-this-one-was-as-black-as-the-night-that-is-until-we/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640748-we-always-bought-our-cars-used-this-one-was-as-black-as-the-night-that-is-until-we/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:15+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640749-i-was-driving-today-and-saw-a-sign-that-said-steamed-crabs-i-began-to-wonder-what/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, "Steamed Crabs". I began to wonder: "What made them so mad?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, "Steamed Crabs". I began to wonder: "What made them so mad?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640749-i-was-driving-today-and-saw-a-sign-that-said-steamed-crabs-i-began-to-wonder-what/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640749-i-was-driving-today-and-saw-a-sign-that-said-steamed-crabs-i-began-to-wonder-what/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:24+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, "Steamed Crabs". I began to wonder: "What made them so mad?" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, "Steamed Crabs". I began to wonder: "What made them so mad?" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640749-i-was-driving-today-and-saw-a-sign-that-said-steamed-crabs-i-began-to-wonder-what/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640749-i-was-driving-today-and-saw-a-sign-that-said-steamed-crabs-i-began-to-wonder-what/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:24+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640750-i-thought-the-dryer-shrank-my-clothes-turns-out-it-was-the-refrigerator/video/player 2024-10-28T04:04:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640750-i-thought-the-dryer-shrank-my-clothes-turns-out-it-was-the-refrigerator/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640750-i-thought-the-dryer-shrank-my-clothes-turns-out-it-was-the-refrigerator/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:27+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640750-i-thought-the-dryer-shrank-my-clothes-turns-out-it-was-the-refrigerator/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640750-i-thought-the-dryer-shrank-my-clothes-turns-out-it-was-the-refrigerator/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:27+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640752-my-dog-used-to-chase-people-on-a-bike-a-lot-it-got-so-bad-finally-i-had-to-take-his-bike/video/player 2024-07-21T10:37:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640752-my-dog-used-to-chase-people-on-a-bike-a-lot-it-got-so-bad-finally-i-had-to-take-his-bike/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640752-my-dog-used-to-chase-people-on-a-bike-a-lot-it-got-so-bad-finally-i-had-to-take-his-bike/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:34+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640752-my-dog-used-to-chase-people-on-a-bike-a-lot-it-got-so-bad-finally-i-had-to-take-his-bike/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640752-my-dog-used-to-chase-people-on-a-bike-a-lot-it-got-so-bad-finally-i-had-to-take-his-bike/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:34+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640755-what-do-you-call-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640755-what-do-you-call-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640755-what-do-you-call-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640755-what-do-you-call-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640755-what-do-you-call-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious-someone-who-points-out-the-obvious/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640756-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-a-rubber-toe-rubber-toe-roberto/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber Toe! (Roberto) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber Toe! (Roberto) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640756-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-a-rubber-toe-rubber-toe-roberto/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640756-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-a-rubber-toe-rubber-toe-roberto/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber Toe! (Roberto) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber Toe! (Roberto) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640756-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-a-rubber-toe-rubber-toe-roberto/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640756-what-do-you-call-a-mexican-with-a-rubber-toe-rubber-toe-roberto/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640760-what-do-you-call-the-ultimate-fish-doctor-the-sturgeon-general/video/player 2024-10-28T05:01:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640760-what-do-you-call-the-ultimate-fish-doctor-the-sturgeon-general/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640760-what-do-you-call-the-ultimate-fish-doctor-the-sturgeon-general/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640760-what-do-you-call-the-ultimate-fish-doctor-the-sturgeon-general/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640760-what-do-you-call-the-ultimate-fish-doctor-the-sturgeon-general/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640761-how-did-the-firefly-feel-when-he-flew-into-the-fan-he-was-de-lighted/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de lighted - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de lighted - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640761-how-did-the-firefly-feel-when-he-flew-into-the-fan-he-was-de-lighted/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640761-how-did-the-firefly-feel-when-he-flew-into-the-fan-he-was-de-lighted/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de lighted - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de lighted - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640761-how-did-the-firefly-feel-when-he-flew-into-the-fan-he-was-de-lighted/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640761-how-did-the-firefly-feel-when-he-flew-into-the-fan-he-was-de-lighted/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:53+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640762-what-did-the-horse-say-when-he-fell-over-help-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-giddy-up/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the horse say when he fell over? "Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the horse say when he fell over? "Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640762-what-did-the-horse-say-when-he-fell-over-help-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-giddy-up/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640762-what-did-the-horse-say-when-he-fell-over-help-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-giddy-up/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:59+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the horse say when he fell over? "Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the horse say when he fell over? "Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640762-what-did-the-horse-say-when-he-fell-over-help-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-giddy-up/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640762-what-did-the-horse-say-when-he-fell-over-help-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-giddy-up/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:59+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640763-why-couldnt-the-pony-sing-he-was-a-little-horse/video/player 2023-03-19T18:26:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640763-why-couldnt-the-pony-sing-he-was-a-little-horse/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640763-why-couldnt-the-pony-sing-he-was-a-little-horse/video/player 2023-03-19T17:28:59+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640763-why-couldnt-the-pony-sing-he-was-a-little-horse/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640763-why-couldnt-the-pony-sing-he-was-a-little-horse/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:28:59+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640767-what-happens-when-you-steamroll-batman-and-robin-they-become-flatman-and-ribbon/video/player 2026-02-01T01:29:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640767-what-happens-when-you-steamroll-batman-and-robin-they-become-flatman-and-ribbon/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640767-what-happens-when-you-steamroll-batman-and-robin-they-become-flatman-and-ribbon/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:09+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640767-what-happens-when-you-steamroll-batman-and-robin-they-become-flatman-and-ribbon/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640767-what-happens-when-you-steamroll-batman-and-robin-they-become-flatman-and-ribbon/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:09+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640770-why-did-the-melon-try-so-hard-to-get-her-fathers-approval-because-she-cant-aloupe/video/player 2024-03-21T00:00:17+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant aloupe - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant aloupe - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640770-why-did-the-melon-try-so-hard-to-get-her-fathers-approval-because-she-cant-aloupe/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640770-why-did-the-melon-try-so-hard-to-get-her-fathers-approval-because-she-cant-aloupe/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant aloupe - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant aloupe - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640770-why-did-the-melon-try-so-hard-to-get-her-fathers-approval-because-she-cant-aloupe/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640770-why-did-the-melon-try-so-hard-to-get-her-fathers-approval-because-she-cant-aloupe/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:14+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640772-my-girl-asks-why-i-love-chocolate-so-much-well-i-have-several-reisens/video/player 2023-03-19T18:27:03+00:00 monthly 0.5 My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640772-my-girl-asks-why-i-love-chocolate-so-much-well-i-have-several-reisens/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640772-my-girl-asks-why-i-love-chocolate-so-much-well-i-have-several-reisens/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640772-my-girl-asks-why-i-love-chocolate-so-much-well-i-have-several-reisens/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640772-my-girl-asks-why-i-love-chocolate-so-much-well-i-have-several-reisens/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640776-i-finally-finished-baby-proofing-the-house-lets-see-those-babies-get-in-here-now/video/player 2023-03-19T18:27:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640776-i-finally-finished-baby-proofing-the-house-lets-see-those-babies-get-in-here-now/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640776-i-finally-finished-baby-proofing-the-house-lets-see-those-babies-get-in-here-now/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I finally finished baby proofing the house. Let's see those babies get in here now. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640776-i-finally-finished-baby-proofing-the-house-lets-see-those-babies-get-in-here-now/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640776-i-finally-finished-baby-proofing-the-house-lets-see-those-babies-get-in-here-now/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:23+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640778-my-friend-says-shes-doing-good-but-she-means-well/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 My friend says she's doing good but she means well - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend says she's doing good but she means well - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640778-my-friend-says-shes-doing-good-but-she-means-well/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640778-my-friend-says-shes-doing-good-but-she-means-well/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:30+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My friend says she's doing good but she means well - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend says she's doing good but she means well - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640778-my-friend-says-shes-doing-good-but-she-means-well/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640778-my-friend-says-shes-doing-good-but-she-means-well/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:30+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640780-why-does-snoop-dogg-use-an-umbrella-for-drizzle/video/player 2026-05-03T05:43:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640780-why-does-snoop-dogg-use-an-umbrella-for-drizzle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640780-why-does-snoop-dogg-use-an-umbrella-for-drizzle/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:37+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640780-why-does-snoop-dogg-use-an-umbrella-for-drizzle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640780-why-does-snoop-dogg-use-an-umbrella-for-drizzle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:37+00:00 15 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640782-schooner-or-later-sailors-engage-in-rudder-nonsense/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640782-schooner-or-later-sailors-engage-in-rudder-nonsense/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640782-schooner-or-later-sailors-engage-in-rudder-nonsense/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:40+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640782-schooner-or-later-sailors-engage-in-rudder-nonsense/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640782-schooner-or-later-sailors-engage-in-rudder-nonsense/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:40+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640783-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaaains/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:48+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640783-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaaains/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640783-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaaains/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640783-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaaains/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640783-what-do-vegan-zombies-eat-graaaaains/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640787-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-the-c/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:50+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640787-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-the-c/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640787-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-the-c/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:49+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640787-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-the-c/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640787-whats-a-pirates-favorite-letter-the-c/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:49+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640788-what-happened-to-the-butched-after-he-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:51+00:00 monthly 0.5 What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little "behind" in his work - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little "behind" in his work - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640788-what-happened-to-the-butched-after-he-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640788-what-happened-to-the-butched-after-he-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little/video/player 2023-03-19T17:29:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little "behind" in his work - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little "behind" in his work - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640788-what-happened-to-the-butched-after-he-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640788-what-happened-to-the-butched-after-he-backed-into-the-meat-grinder-he-got-a-little/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:29:53+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640790-knock-knock-whos-there-ash-ash-who-bless-you-ps-kids-love-it/video/player 2026-02-09T18:37:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock Who's there? Ash Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock Who's there? Ash Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640790-knock-knock-whos-there-ash-ash-who-bless-you-ps-kids-love-it/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640790-knock-knock-whos-there-ash-ash-who-bless-you-ps-kids-love-it/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:04+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock Who's there? Ash Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock Who's there? Ash Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640790-knock-knock-whos-there-ash-ash-who-bless-you-ps-kids-love-it/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640790-knock-knock-whos-there-ash-ash-who-bless-you-ps-kids-love-it/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:04+00:00 8 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640791-i-still-remember-what-my-grandpa-said-before-he-kicked-the-bucket-how-far-do-you-think/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:53+00:00 monthly 0.5 I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640791-i-still-remember-what-my-grandpa-said-before-he-kicked-the-bucket-how-far-do-you-think/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640791-i-still-remember-what-my-grandpa-said-before-he-kicked-the-bucket-how-far-do-you-think/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I still remember what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket... "How far do you think I can kick this bucket?!" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640791-i-still-remember-what-my-grandpa-said-before-he-kicked-the-bucket-how-far-do-you-think/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640791-i-still-remember-what-my-grandpa-said-before-he-kicked-the-bucket-how-far-do-you-think/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:06+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640793-if-all-of-ireland-sank-what-part-of-it-wouldnt-county-cork/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:55+00:00 monthly 0.5 If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640793-if-all-of-ireland-sank-what-part-of-it-wouldnt-county-cork/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640793-if-all-of-ireland-sank-what-part-of-it-wouldnt-county-cork/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640793-if-all-of-ireland-sank-what-part-of-it-wouldnt-county-cork/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640793-if-all-of-ireland-sank-what-part-of-it-wouldnt-county-cork/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:13+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640794-knock-knock-whos-there-tank-tank-who-youre-welcome/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640794-knock-knock-whos-there-tank-tank-who-youre-welcome/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640794-knock-knock-whos-there-tank-tank-who-youre-welcome/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome* - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome* - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640794-knock-knock-whos-there-tank-tank-who-youre-welcome/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640794-knock-knock-whos-there-tank-tank-who-youre-welcome/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:19+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640795-this-post-just-says-it-all-it-all/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 This Post just says it all! It all. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This Post just says it all! It all. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640795-this-post-just-says-it-all-it-all/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640795-this-post-just-says-it-all-it-all/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg This Post just says it all! It all. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! This Post just says it all! It all. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640795-this-post-just-says-it-all-it-all/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640795-this-post-just-says-it-all-it-all/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:24+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640796-what-kind-of-music-does-a-printer-make-a-paper-jam/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:57+00:00 monthly 0.5 What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640796-what-kind-of-music-does-a-printer-make-a-paper-jam/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640796-what-kind-of-music-does-a-printer-make-a-paper-jam/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640796-what-kind-of-music-does-a-printer-make-a-paper-jam/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640796-what-kind-of-music-does-a-printer-make-a-paper-jam/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:28+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640798-my-friends-bakery-burned-down-last-night-now-his-business-is-toast/video/player 2024-05-11T15:50:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640798-my-friends-bakery-burned-down-last-night-now-his-business-is-toast/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640798-my-friends-bakery-burned-down-last-night-now-his-business-is-toast/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640798-my-friends-bakery-burned-down-last-night-now-his-business-is-toast/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640798-my-friends-bakery-burned-down-last-night-now-his-business-is-toast/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:35+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640799-why-did-the-superhero-make-a-lot-of-shredded-cheese-it-was-for-the-grater-good/video/player 2023-03-19T19:20:59+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640799-why-did-the-superhero-make-a-lot-of-shredded-cheese-it-was-for-the-grater-good/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640799-why-did-the-superhero-make-a-lot-of-shredded-cheese-it-was-for-the-grater-good/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640799-why-did-the-superhero-make-a-lot-of-shredded-cheese-it-was-for-the-grater-good/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640799-why-did-the-superhero-make-a-lot-of-shredded-cheese-it-was-for-the-grater-good/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:38+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640801-what-mysterious-hair-product-does-lucifer-use-to-keep-himself-looking-good-arcane-gel/video/player 2026-02-21T06:45:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane gel! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane gel! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640801-what-mysterious-hair-product-does-lucifer-use-to-keep-himself-looking-good-arcane-gel/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640801-what-mysterious-hair-product-does-lucifer-use-to-keep-himself-looking-good-arcane-gel/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane gel! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane gel! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640801-what-mysterious-hair-product-does-lucifer-use-to-keep-himself-looking-good-arcane-gel/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640801-what-mysterious-hair-product-does-lucifer-use-to-keep-himself-looking-good-arcane-gel/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:44+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640802-overheard-augustus-caesar-on-new-years-day-i-keep-writing-bc-on-all-my-checks/video/player 2026-01-31T19:38:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: "I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: "I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640802-overheard-augustus-caesar-on-new-years-day-i-keep-writing-bc-on-all-my-checks/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640802-overheard-augustus-caesar-on-new-years-day-i-keep-writing-bc-on-all-my-checks/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:48+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: "I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: "I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640802-overheard-augustus-caesar-on-new-years-day-i-keep-writing-bc-on-all-my-checks/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640802-overheard-augustus-caesar-on-new-years-day-i-keep-writing-bc-on-all-my-checks/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:48+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640803-what-did-the-mom-say-to-her-son-when-he-said-he-didnt-want-any-of-her-flippin/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:05+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640803-what-did-the-mom-say-to-her-son-when-he-said-he-didnt-want-any-of-her-flippin/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640803-what-did-the-mom-say-to-her-son-when-he-said-he-didnt-want-any-of-her-flippin/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:53+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640803-what-did-the-mom-say-to-her-son-when-he-said-he-didnt-want-any-of-her-flippin/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640803-what-did-the-mom-say-to-her-son-when-he-said-he-didnt-want-any-of-her-flippin/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:53+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640804-what-has-more-letters-than-the-alphabet-the-post-office/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:06+00:00 monthly 0.5 What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640804-what-has-more-letters-than-the-alphabet-the-post-office/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640804-what-has-more-letters-than-the-alphabet-the-post-office/video/player 2023-03-19T17:30:59+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640804-what-has-more-letters-than-the-alphabet-the-post-office/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640804-what-has-more-letters-than-the-alphabet-the-post-office/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:30:59+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640806-you-can-tune-a-guitar-but-you-cant-tuna-fish/video/player 2024-10-15T23:30:52+00:00 monthly 0.5 You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640806-you-can-tune-a-guitar-but-you-cant-tuna-fish/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640806-you-can-tune-a-guitar-but-you-cant-tuna-fish/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! You can tune a guitar... but you can't tuna fish! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640806-you-can-tune-a-guitar-but-you-cant-tuna-fish/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640806-you-can-tune-a-guitar-but-you-cant-tuna-fish/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:03+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640807-what-has-two-arms-and-14-legs-guy-who-collects-legs/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:08+00:00 monthly 0.5 What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640807-what-has-two-arms-and-14-legs-guy-who-collects-legs/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640807-what-has-two-arms-and-14-legs-guy-who-collects-legs/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What has two arms and 14 legs? Guy who collects legs. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640807-what-has-two-arms-and-14-legs-guy-who-collects-legs/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640807-what-has-two-arms-and-14-legs-guy-who-collects-legs/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640808-what-do-you-call-a-singing-laptop-a-dell/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:09+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640808-what-do-you-call-a-singing-laptop-a-dell/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640808-what-do-you-call-a-singing-laptop-a-dell/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640808-what-do-you-call-a-singing-laptop-a-dell/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640808-what-do-you-call-a-singing-laptop-a-dell/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:09+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640810-how-does-a-penguin-build-its-house-igloos-it-together/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:10+00:00 monthly 0.5 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640810-how-does-a-penguin-build-its-house-igloos-it-together/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640810-how-does-a-penguin-build-its-house-igloos-it-together/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640810-how-does-a-penguin-build-its-house-igloos-it-together/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640810-how-does-a-penguin-build-its-house-igloos-it-together/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640812-why-didnt-silento-knock-before-coming-inside-because-you-already-know-who-its-isss/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:12+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640812-why-didnt-silento-knock-before-coming-inside-because-you-already-know-who-its-isss/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640812-why-didnt-silento-knock-before-coming-inside-because-you-already-know-who-its-isss/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640812-why-didnt-silento-knock-before-coming-inside-because-you-already-know-who-its-isss/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640812-why-didnt-silento-knock-before-coming-inside-because-you-already-know-who-its-isss/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:18+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640814-my-joke-where-do-noodles-get-their-nails-done-at-the-spa-getti/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:14+00:00 monthly 0.5 [My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa getti. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa getti. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640814-my-joke-where-do-noodles-get-their-nails-done-at-the-spa-getti/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640814-my-joke-where-do-noodles-get-their-nails-done-at-the-spa-getti/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg [My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa getti. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! [My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa getti. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640814-my-joke-where-do-noodles-get-their-nails-done-at-the-spa-getti/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640814-my-joke-where-do-noodles-get-their-nails-done-at-the-spa-getti/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:23+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640817-what-do-you-call-a-dog-in-a-diving-bell-a-sub-woofer/video/player 2026-02-21T17:20:43+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub woofer - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub woofer - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640817-what-do-you-call-a-dog-in-a-diving-bell-a-sub-woofer/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640817-what-do-you-call-a-dog-in-a-diving-bell-a-sub-woofer/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub woofer - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub woofer - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640817-what-do-you-call-a-dog-in-a-diving-bell-a-sub-woofer/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640817-what-do-you-call-a-dog-in-a-diving-bell-a-sub-woofer/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:28+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640819-what-do-you-get-when-you-sit-on-a-potato-a-potato-wedge-i-made-this-up-when-i-was-9/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:18+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640819-what-do-you-get-when-you-sit-on-a-potato-a-potato-wedge-i-made-this-up-when-i-was-9/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640819-what-do-you-get-when-you-sit-on-a-potato-a-potato-wedge-i-made-this-up-when-i-was-9/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640819-what-do-you-get-when-you-sit-on-a-potato-a-potato-wedge-i-made-this-up-when-i-was-9/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640819-what-do-you-get-when-you-sit-on-a-potato-a-potato-wedge-i-made-this-up-when-i-was-9/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640822-do-you-guysgals-like-horse-jokes-yeah-or-neeiiigghh/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:23+00:00 monthly 0.5 Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640822-do-you-guysgals-like-horse-jokes-yeah-or-neeiiigghh/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640822-do-you-guysgals-like-horse-jokes-yeah-or-neeiiigghh/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:39+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh? - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640822-do-you-guysgals-like-horse-jokes-yeah-or-neeiiigghh/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640822-do-you-guysgals-like-horse-jokes-yeah-or-neeiiigghh/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:39+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640825-what-did-one-duck-say-to-the-other-quack/video/player 2024-05-13T10:39:22+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one duck say to the other? Quack! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one duck say to the other? Quack! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640825-what-did-one-duck-say-to-the-other-quack/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640825-what-did-one-duck-say-to-the-other-quack/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:44+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one duck say to the other? Quack! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one duck say to the other? Quack! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640825-what-did-one-duck-say-to-the-other-quack/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640825-what-did-one-duck-say-to-the-other-quack/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:44+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640826-how-did-the-pilot-like-his-hotdog-plane/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:28+00:00 monthly 0.5 How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640826-how-did-the-pilot-like-his-hotdog-plane/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640826-how-did-the-pilot-like-his-hotdog-plane/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640826-how-did-the-pilot-like-his-hotdog-plane/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640826-how-did-the-pilot-like-his-hotdog-plane/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:49+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640827-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-the-bartender-says-why-the-long-face-and/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:29+00:00 monthly 0.5 A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" And the horse answers, "They've started a round of layoffs at the plant." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" And the horse answers, "They've started a round of layoffs at the plant." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640827-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-the-bartender-says-why-the-long-face-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640827-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-the-bartender-says-why-the-long-face-and/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:54+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" And the horse answers, "They've started a round of layoffs at the plant." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" And the horse answers, "They've started a round of layoffs at the plant." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640827-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-the-bartender-says-why-the-long-face-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640827-a-horse-walks-into-a-bar-orders-a-beer-the-bartender-says-why-the-long-face-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:54+00:00 17 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640829-why-did-the-buddhist-monk-refuse-novocain-because-he-wanted-to-transcend-dental/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:30+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640829-why-did-the-buddhist-monk-refuse-novocain-because-he-wanted-to-transcend-dental/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640829-why-did-the-buddhist-monk-refuse-novocain-because-he-wanted-to-transcend-dental/video/player 2023-03-19T17:31:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640829-why-did-the-buddhist-monk-refuse-novocain-because-he-wanted-to-transcend-dental/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640829-why-did-the-buddhist-monk-refuse-novocain-because-he-wanted-to-transcend-dental/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:31:58+00:00 0 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640830-wise-man-once-say-he-who-runs-in-front-of-car-will-get-tired-he-who-runs-behind-car/video/player 2026-02-21T04:11:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640830-wise-man-once-say-he-who-runs-in-front-of-car-will-get-tired-he-who-runs-behind-car/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640830-wise-man-once-say-he-who-runs-in-front-of-car-will-get-tired-he-who-runs-behind-car/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:06+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Wise man once say... He who runs in front of car will get tired, He who runs behind car will get exhausted. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640830-wise-man-once-say-he-who-runs-in-front-of-car-will-get-tired-he-who-runs-behind-car/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640830-wise-man-once-say-he-who-runs-in-front-of-car-will-get-tired-he-who-runs-behind-car/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:06+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640832-my-buddy-says-he-is-the-worlds-worst-at-self-deprecating-humor-he-worried-once-he-was/video/player 2026-01-31T21:05:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 My buddy says he is the world's worst at self deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy says he is the world's worst at self deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640832-my-buddy-says-he-is-the-worlds-worst-at-self-deprecating-humor-he-worried-once-he-was/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640832-my-buddy-says-he-is-the-worlds-worst-at-self-deprecating-humor-he-worried-once-he-was/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg My buddy says he is the world's worst at self deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! My buddy says he is the world's worst at self deprecating humor. he worried once he was too modest. Then realized he was wrong. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640832-my-buddy-says-he-is-the-worlds-worst-at-self-deprecating-humor-he-worried-once-he-was/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640832-my-buddy-says-he-is-the-worlds-worst-at-self-deprecating-humor-he-worried-once-he-was/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:13+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640833-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-it-doesnt-matter-what-you-call-it-it-wont-come/video/player 2024-05-13T09:11:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640833-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-it-doesnt-matter-what-you-call-it-it-wont-come/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640833-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-it-doesnt-matter-what-you-call-it-it-wont-come/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:14+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640833-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-it-doesnt-matter-what-you-call-it-it-wont-come/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640833-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-it-doesnt-matter-what-you-call-it-it-wont-come/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:14+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640835-i-support-farming-and-math-im-pro-tractor/video/player 2024-06-21T01:34:25+00:00 monthly 0.5 I support farming and math... I'm pro tractor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I support farming and math... I'm pro tractor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640835-i-support-farming-and-math-im-pro-tractor/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640835-i-support-farming-and-math-im-pro-tractor/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:19+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I support farming and math... I'm pro tractor. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I support farming and math... I'm pro tractor. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640835-i-support-farming-and-math-im-pro-tractor/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640835-i-support-farming-and-math-im-pro-tractor/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:19+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640836-how-do-you-make-a-computer-your-best-friend-you-buy-it-a-nice-bunch-of-software-and-get/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:35+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640836-how-do-you-make-a-computer-your-best-friend-you-buy-it-a-nice-bunch-of-software-and-get/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640836-how-do-you-make-a-computer-your-best-friend-you-buy-it-a-nice-bunch-of-software-and-get/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded! - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you make a computer your best friend? You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded! - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640836-how-do-you-make-a-computer-your-best-friend-you-buy-it-a-nice-bunch-of-software-and-get/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640836-how-do-you-make-a-computer-your-best-friend-you-buy-it-a-nice-bunch-of-software-and-get/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:23+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640840-every-journey-has-a-beginning-ahem-just-a-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world/video/player 2025-02-13T17:11:21+00:00 monthly 0.5 Every journey has a beginning. ahem Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Every journey has a beginning. ahem Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640840-every-journey-has-a-beginning-ahem-just-a-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640840-every-journey-has-a-beginning-ahem-just-a-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:33+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Every journey has a beginning. ahem Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world... - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Every journey has a beginning. ahem Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world... - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640840-every-journey-has-a-beginning-ahem-just-a-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640840-every-journey-has-a-beginning-ahem-just-a-small-town-girl-living-in-a-lonely-world/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:33+00:00 9 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640841-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-dont-bother-hes-not-coming/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:38+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640841-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-dont-bother-hes-not-coming/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640841-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-dont-bother-hes-not-coming/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640841-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-dont-bother-hes-not-coming/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640841-what-do-you-call-a-dog-with-no-legs-dont-bother-hes-not-coming/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:34+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640844-whats-the-difference-between-a-cat-and-a-complex-sentence-a-cat-has-claws-at-the-end/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:40+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640844-whats-the-difference-between-a-cat-and-a-complex-sentence-a-cat-has-claws-at-the-end/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640844-whats-the-difference-between-a-cat-and-a-complex-sentence-a-cat-has-claws-at-the-end/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:42+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640844-whats-the-difference-between-a-cat-and-a-complex-sentence-a-cat-has-claws-at-the-end/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640844-whats-the-difference-between-a-cat-and-a-complex-sentence-a-cat-has-claws-at-the-end/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:42+00:00 6 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640847-why-do-hutus-hate-dustin-hoffman-he-impersonated-a-tootsie/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:41+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640847-why-do-hutus-hate-dustin-hoffman-he-impersonated-a-tootsie/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640847-why-do-hutus-hate-dustin-hoffman-he-impersonated-a-tootsie/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640847-why-do-hutus-hate-dustin-hoffman-he-impersonated-a-tootsie/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640847-why-do-hutus-hate-dustin-hoffman-he-impersonated-a-tootsie/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:50+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640848-never-play-poker-with-a-pieces-of-paper-theyre-bound-to-fold/video/player 2026-02-21T06:46:56+00:00 monthly 0.5 Never play poker with a pieces of paper. They're bound to fold. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Never play poker with a pieces of paper. They're bound to fold. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640848-never-play-poker-with-a-pieces-of-paper-theyre-bound-to-fold/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640848-never-play-poker-with-a-pieces-of-paper-theyre-bound-to-fold/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Never play poker with a pieces of paper. They're bound to fold. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Never play poker with a pieces of paper. They're bound to fold. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640848-never-play-poker-with-a-pieces-of-paper-theyre-bound-to-fold/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640848-never-play-poker-with-a-pieces-of-paper-theyre-bound-to-fold/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:52+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640849-a-thanksgiving-joke-what-did-the-turkey-say-about-the-television-program-from-the-1950s/video/player 2024-12-17T20:03:32+00:00 monthly 0.5 A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640849-a-thanksgiving-joke-what-did-the-turkey-say-about-the-television-program-from-the-1950s/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640849-a-thanksgiving-joke-what-did-the-turkey-say-about-the-television-program-from-the-1950s/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:56+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640849-a-thanksgiving-joke-what-did-the-turkey-say-about-the-television-program-from-the-1950s/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640849-a-thanksgiving-joke-what-did-the-turkey-say-about-the-television-program-from-the-1950s/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:56+00:00 10 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640851-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-rabbit-farts/video/player 2026-02-24T20:06:36+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640851-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-rabbit-farts/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640851-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-rabbit-farts/video/player 2023-03-19T17:32:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640851-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-rabbit-farts/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640851-whats-invisible-and-smells-like-carrots-rabbit-farts/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:32:58+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640852-what-did-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-ill-meet-you-at-the-corner/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:44+00:00 monthly 0.5 What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640852-what-did-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-ill-meet-you-at-the-corner/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640852-what-did-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-ill-meet-you-at-the-corner/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640852-what-did-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-ill-meet-you-at-the-corner/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640852-what-did-one-wall-say-to-the-other-wall-ill-meet-you-at-the-corner/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:04+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640853-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-mathematics-a-cute-angle/video/player 2026-06-23T22:42:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640853-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-mathematics-a-cute-angle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640853-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-mathematics-a-cute-angle/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? A cute angle - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640853-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-mathematics-a-cute-angle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640853-whats-the-most-beautiful-thing-in-mathematics-a-cute-angle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:08+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640855-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around-x-post-from/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:47+00:00 monthly 0.5 I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x post from /r/jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x post from /r/jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640855-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around-x-post-from/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640855-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around-x-post-from/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:14+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x post from /r/jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x post from /r/jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640855-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around-x-post-from/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640855-i-used-to-be-addicted-to-the-hokey-pokey-but-i-turned-myself-around-x-post-from/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:14+00:00 4 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640856-a-dog-with-only-3-legs-walks-into-a-saloon-in-the-old-west-he-slides-up-to-the-bar-and/video/player 2026-05-03T05:40:07+00:00 monthly 0.5 A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640856-a-dog-with-only-3-legs-walks-into-a-saloon-in-the-old-west-he-slides-up-to-the-bar-and/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640856-a-dog-with-only-3-legs-walks-into-a-saloon-in-the-old-west-he-slides-up-to-the-bar-and/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:14+00:00 31 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640856-a-dog-with-only-3-legs-walks-into-a-saloon-in-the-old-west-he-slides-up-to-the-bar-and/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640856-a-dog-with-only-3-legs-walks-into-a-saloon-in-the-old-west-he-slides-up-to-the-bar-and/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:14+00:00 31 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640857-the-three-unwritten-rules-of-rcleanjokes-are-1-2-3/video/player 2023-03-19T19:21:49+00:00 monthly 0.5 The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640857-the-three-unwritten-rules-of-rcleanjokes-are-1-2-3/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640857-the-three-unwritten-rules-of-rcleanjokes-are-1-2-3/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640857-the-three-unwritten-rules-of-rcleanjokes-are-1-2-3/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640857-the-three-unwritten-rules-of-rcleanjokes-are-1-2-3/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:20+00:00 2 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640859-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2026-02-22T04:02:58+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640859-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640859-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:24+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach" - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach" - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640859-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640859-why-did-beethoven-get-rid-of-his-chickens-all-they-said-was-bach-bach-bach/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:24+00:00 5 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640861-why-does-a-chicken-coup-have-2-doors-because-if-it-had-4-doors-it-would-be-a-chicken/video/player 2026-02-23T10:40:33+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640861-why-does-a-chicken-coup-have-2-doors-because-if-it-had-4-doors-it-would-be-a-chicken/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640861-why-does-a-chicken-coup-have-2-doors-because-if-it-had-4-doors-it-would-be-a-chicken/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640861-why-does-a-chicken-coup-have-2-doors-because-if-it-had-4-doors-it-would-be-a-chicken/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640861-why-does-a-chicken-coup-have-2-doors-because-if-it-had-4-doors-it-would-be-a-chicken/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:33+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640865-did-ya-hear-about-the-magic-tractor-it-turned-into-a-field/video/player 2026-02-23T03:15:20+00:00 monthly 0.5 Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640865-did-ya-hear-about-the-magic-tractor-it-turned-into-a-field/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640865-did-ya-hear-about-the-magic-tractor-it-turned-into-a-field/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:40+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640865-did-ya-hear-about-the-magic-tractor-it-turned-into-a-field/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640865-did-ya-hear-about-the-magic-tractor-it-turned-into-a-field/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:40+00:00 3 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640866-someone-sly-sheared-sleeping-sheep-talk-about-shear-terror/video/player 2025-01-02T21:09:34+00:00 monthly 0.5 Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640866-someone-sly-sheared-sleeping-sheep-talk-about-shear-terror/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640866-someone-sly-sheared-sleeping-sheep-talk-about-shear-terror/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640866-someone-sly-sheared-sleeping-sheep-talk-about-shear-terror/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640866-someone-sly-sheared-sleeping-sheep-talk-about-shear-terror/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:40+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640871-why-do-java-developers-wear-glasses-because-they-dont-c/video/player 2023-03-19T19:22:00+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C# - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C# - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640871-why-do-java-developers-wear-glasses-because-they-dont-c/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640871-why-do-java-developers-wear-glasses-because-they-dont-c/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:49+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C# - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C# - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640871-why-do-java-developers-wear-glasses-because-they-dont-c/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640871-why-do-java-developers-wear-glasses-because-they-dont-c/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:49+00:00 7 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640872-just-went-to-an-emotional-wedding-even-the-cake-was-in-tiers/video/player 2023-03-19T19:22:01+00:00 monthly 0.5 Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640872-just-went-to-an-emotional-wedding-even-the-cake-was-in-tiers/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640872-just-went-to-an-emotional-wedding-even-the-cake-was-in-tiers/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Just went to an emotional wedding Even the cake was in tiers. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640872-just-went-to-an-emotional-wedding-even-the-cake-was-in-tiers/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640872-just-went-to-an-emotional-wedding-even-the-cake-was-in-tiers/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:53+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640873-why-does-snoop-dog-carry-and-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video/player 2024-10-24T04:59:19+00:00 monthly 0.5 Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo Drizzle - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo Drizzle - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640873-why-does-snoop-dog-carry-and-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640873-why-does-snoop-dog-carry-and-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:56+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo Drizzle - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Why does Snoop Dog carry and umbrella? Fo Drizzle - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640873-why-does-snoop-dog-carry-and-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640873-why-does-snoop-dog-carry-and-umbrella-fo-drizzle/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:56+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640874-how-do-you-know-you-put-the-right-joke-in-the-right-thread-dont-worry-someone-will-tell/video/player 2023-03-19T19:22:02+00:00 monthly 0.5 How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640874-how-do-you-know-you-put-the-right-joke-in-the-right-thread-dont-worry-someone-will-tell/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640874-how-do-you-know-you-put-the-right-joke-in-the-right-thread-dont-worry-someone-will-tell/video/player 2023-03-19T17:33:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you. - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you. - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640874-how-do-you-know-you-put-the-right-joke-in-the-right-thread-dont-worry-someone-will-tell/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640874-how-do-you-know-you-put-the-right-joke-in-the-right-thread-dont-worry-someone-will-tell/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:33:59+00:00 1 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640876-what-do-you-call-a-camel-with-3-humps-humphrey-i-was-told-this-joke-by-an-actual-dad/video/player 2023-03-19T19:22:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640876-what-do-you-call-a-camel-with-3-humps-humphrey-i-was-told-this-joke-by-an-actual-dad/video https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640876-what-do-you-call-a-camel-with-3-humps-humphrey-i-was-told-this-joke-by-an-actual-dad/video/player 2023-03-19T17:34:10+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes) - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes) - Hundreds of clean jokes read by Arnold Schwarzenegger. https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640876-what-do-you-call-a-camel-with-3-humps-humphrey-i-was-told-this-joke-by-an-actual-dad/video-vertical https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640876-what-do-you-call-a-camel-with-3-humps-humphrey-i-was-told-this-joke-by-an-actual-dad/video-vertical/player 2023-03-19T17:34:10+00:00 22 https://www.101soundboards.com/storage/board_pictures/77800-arnie-tells-clean-jokes-hundreds-of-clean-jokes-read.jpg https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/3640877-two-fish-in-a-tank-x-post-from-rjokes-one-asks-how-do-you-drive-this-thing/video/player 2023-03-19T19:22:04+00:00 monthly 0.5 Two fish in a tank. [x post from r/Jokes] One asks: How do you drive this thing? - Arnie Tells Clean Jokes! Two fish in a tank. 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