♫ Open. Open. - The Back-up Plan
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The Back-up Plan
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Double whammy.
My toes.
Why is the floor wet?
...sex with my wife...
What a good girl. You're okay. Tuck, get up there. Go on.
Soon you will be my wife.
Vagina, vagina, vagina.
Some jerk with a dirt bike and chapped lips.
Why don't you come back to bed, honey?
Be quiet.
I miss my old ass.
Like what you see?
Pick up.
l'll get that. Wait, let me suck it in.
Parmesan.
Ding dong. No.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.
I really want to stay.
Stan.
Dada!
Did you just ?
Okay, fine. Give me the hot dog.
I just got two of everything. Look, baby Village People.
Zoe.
Poo poo.
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