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The Tender Bar
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- You out sucking cock to pay for your goddamn chicken?
- Wake the fuck up. (song stops)
- (railway crossing bells clanging)
- ("Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest playing)
- Oh, for fuck's sake. Give it to me.
- Junior.
- ("Do It Again" by Steely Dan playing)
- Minion. Eclectic.
- Swing and a miss! Strike three. (car door closes)
- Five.
- (fading):
- My father was a radio DJ in New York.
- Fuck you! Learn how to fucking drive, you twat.
- (radio clatters) (broadcast cuts out)
- Where's my 30 bucks? It's up my ass. Come get it.
- Stinky.
- Don't come back!
- ("Magic" by Pilot playing)
- "Laconic. Edict. Admonish.
- (others cheering)
- Let's get fucked up.
- "Nixon's fixin's."
- (typewriter bell dings)
- (Valentin Haussmann's "Polnischer Tanz, Deutscher Tanz" play...
- Survey says... 1215.