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Grumpy Old Men (1993)
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- Oh, shut up, fat ass.
- Fish...
- Putz.
- Fish?
- Hey, dickhead, you win the lottery?
- Damn kids.
- Eat my shorts.
- [DISPATCH RADIO CHATTERING]
- [HOCKEY GAME PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
- A men's strip joint?
- Get your asses in here!
- [SCREAMING]
- A beautiful woman just sitting there...
- [STUTTERING] How do you do? I'm John G Gustafson.
- I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt.
- Ah, goddamn it. Look, Ariel, please.
- [ARIEL SCREAMING]
- Dirty rat. Little turd.
- [DOORBELL RINGING]
- Bust my tuchus to get down here on Christmas Eve to thank yo...
- Gay or straight?
- Moron.
- They get obsessed with me.
- [TRAIN HORN HONKS]
- Stupid moron.