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Mr. Show with Bob and David - Season 1
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- No! No turkey, no kosher, no meat.
- The meat jig.
- Uh, we watched you get in that and that was 16 years ago.
- Jill! Brian! Jay! You guys are all still hanging around.
- [narrator] In the year 1998, two men, one named Bob, the oth...
- Geez! Your toilet smells like a time machine!
- This isn't funny, Mike.
- The jig is up, Mike. And what jig would that be?
- But I don't know if you'd want anything like that.
- No, it's a real time travel machine. That's what the doctor...
- Oh, but I love meat. Oh, can I still have those...
- [audience cheering]
- How about pepperoni pizza? [chuckles]
- Yeah, that... [Jill] Ugh!
- Just give me a minute, Bob. I had the lamb jaffir for lunch.
- Follow up question... uh, has anybody kept them?
- Uh, here's a question. Did anybody make a New Year's resolut...
- Age decreaser? Yes! Why didn't you tell us?
- Oh, my God, you guys... you've seriously aged.
- Well, David, you look really fake old.
- We gotta go back in time 16 years
- Yeah, Dr. Gilly Fartsworth! He was a real doctor.
- Kind of amazing. All right! So I did it!
- No, you would've done it if we traveled through time
- But, wait, we did travel in time, right?