♫ Stupid eye patch. - How I Met Your Mother - Season 1
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So, these spankings,
Barney's offered me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a li...
I wanna break up.
Sascha.
Game on!
This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.
Japan.
Bong.
Bong.
Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired!
You dumped a porn star?
I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
Excuse me. Pardon me, just a sec.
Signal.
Sloth love Chunk.
"Have you met Ted?"
Booger.
Hi, have you met Ted? No.
Lebanese girls are the new half Asians.
Reporting from Metro 1 News,
Thanks. I did just start subscribing to Esquire,
Legendary? That sounds awesome! No, Marshall, we're goin...
Hi, have you met Ted?
And I am a rut buster. I'm going to bust your rut.
Peace out, suckers!
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