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How I Met Your Mother - Season 1
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- So, these spankings,
- Barney's offered me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a li...
- Sascha.
- I wanna break up.
- This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.
- Game on!
- Japan.
- Bong.
- Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired!
- Bong.
- You dumped a porn star?
- I'm a dirty, dirty girl.
- Legendary? That sounds awesome! No, Marshall, we're goin...
- Signal.
- Sloth love Chunk.
- Thanks. I did just start subscribing to Esquire,
- Excuse me. Pardon me, just a sec.
- Booger.
- Hi, have you met Ted? No.
- "Have you met Ted?"
- Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.
- Doggie style.
- Lebanese girls are the new half Asians.
- And I am a rut buster. I'm going to bust your rut.
- I suggest we play a little game I like to call, "Have you me...