♫ Write words using numbers - "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
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I hate these word crimes
You dumb mouth breather
Always say "to whom"; don't ever say "to who"
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
That was sarcastic... (aw psych!) 'cause you write like a sp...
You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun
You're incoherent
Really now, I give up
At least a little
Like "I could care less"
You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions
Show the world you're no clown (everybody wise up)
And that's why I think it's a good time
Syntax you're always manglin'
Now did I stammer?
Saw your blog post (hey hey)
What's a contraction?
Never raised in a sewer
Gonna familiarize you with the nomenclature
That people mock you online (everybody wise up)
That means you do care
Some cunning linguist
Like people who were
If you're doing good or doing well (everybody wise up)
Well, you should hire
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