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I'm a pi rate.
Mark.
I'm a l ion tamer, and I'm wearing a wig.
I'm a one armed German space explorer.
I love you, Mark.
Birthday coupon for sex.
(VOMITING)
(FANS CHEERING)
Her heart is very weak. Her pulse is not very strong.
Mark.
Crowd: Yeah.
It's a coupon for birthday sex. So it's sex with you 'cause...
Roulette's the stupidest game of all. It's all chance. There...
Is cursing bad? No.
(Crowd Laughing)
Fatty, fat faggot.
Roulette's the stupidest game of all. It's all chance. There...
That is a coupon for birthday sex.
I was just masturbating.
Gervais: So if you're a chubby, little loser like this guy,...
And brought the robot dinosaur to its knees, saving Mars, Ea...
MALE NARRATOR: Coming soon from Lecture Films,
You're a...
If you could make the world the way you wanted it to be. wha...
What I've done, they'll write about in history books for gen...
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