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Ted Sounds
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- You know you're acting like a cock, you know that.
- Fuck me.
- Arfh!
- Shit.
- Now I'm just kidding you. I thought it'd be funny if you tho...
- Ah.
- Shit.
- Harder. Harder.
- Oh yeah, Oh yeah, harder, harder. Ohh. God that was so good....
- No.
- I'm a fucking teddy bear.
- So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me.
- Yes.
- What?
- You're blaming me for something that you did to yourself?
- Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole,...
- My God, America is imploding.
- Jesus, this is weak. Not even getting me high. I can have a...
- Bring it in, you bastard. Come on.
- And I like to do to her something I call a dirty fuzzy.
- How you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.
- And you don't by blaming me you you just making yourself loo...
- I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
- You got a lot of problems, don't you?
- Oh come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.