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Flight of the Conchords - Season 2
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- One two three four.
- One two three four.
- Rust belt. Yeah.
- Don't drink the water.
- Luke Skywalker. ...Luke Skywalker.
- Snoop dogg... that's gotta be it. What was he in?
- And a share of his family fortunes.
- Castrated him, defanged him.
- Australian? Eh?
- Cup of tea? Yes.
- Oh wow.
- Sorry. And sit up straight. You're slouching terribly.
- A bit boring in jail, eh?
- But you are part maori? Yes, but I'm not doing it.
- ⪠come on and shake your boobies, yeah âª
- ⪠the only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami âª
- Police. Open up.
- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪ ♪ too many dicks ♪
- Illegal immigrants, illegal immigrants...
- Move along. I'm walking here.
- Please be the maori. No.
- ♪ too many dicks on the dance floor ♪
- How does that feel, a taste of your own dick medicine?
- Thank you. So you gonna come in for a cuppa or what?
- All right, it's time to get the high points