☊ Settle down. - A Christmas Story (1983)
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A Christmas Story (1983)
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Be a good boy. Show Mommy how the piggies eat.
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
The Chicago Bears.
Cry!
You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out!
You'll shoot your eye out. You'll shoot your eye out.
Oh, fudge!
"You'll shoot your eye out."
"You'll shoot your eye out"?
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
I triple dog dare you!
Santa!
Football.
Are you kidding Stick my tongue to that stupid pole. That's...
Happy New Year.
It's a clinker. That blasted stupid furnace. Dadgum it. Damn...
Christmas had come. Officially. We plunged into the cornucop...
I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range m...
Merry Christmas!
How do the little piggies go. That's right Oink oink. Now sh...
Where are my glasses?
Come on, Ralphie. I got here first!
Merry Christmas.
It is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award.
A major award?
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