♪ The only problem is - Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
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There's so much porn!
My turn, assholes!
Who did that?
Oh, shut up and suck that dick.
Eat my pussy! Have some apples!
Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch!
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
That Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex.
TED: Robin Williams on 9/11.
(SHOUTS) What the fuck?
TED: 9/11.
What the fuck is going on?
But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with sh...
Erection.
So I put fresh cakes in there for you.
Shut the fuck up!
Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar!
I can't see shit in there.
Your name is Toby!
(LIGHTER FLICKERING)
A baby?
So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love...
(CHEERING)
What the fuck did you just call me, fucker?
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