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The Invention of Lying (2009)
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- I'm a pi rate.
- Mark.
- I'm a l ion tamer, and I'm wearing a wig.
- I'm a one armed German space explorer.
- I love you, Mark.
- (VOMITING)
- Her heart is very weak. Her pulse is not very strong.
- Birthday coupon for sex.
- Mark.
- (FANS CHEERING)
- Crowd: Yeah.
- Roulette's the stupidest game of all. It's all chance. There...
- Is cursing bad? No.
- Fatty, fat faggot.
- I was just masturbating.
- Roulette's the stupidest game of all. It's all chance. There...
- That is a coupon for birthday sex.
- (Crowd Laughing)
- Gervais: So if you're a chubby, little loser like this guy,...
- And brought the robot dinosaur to its knees, saving Mars, Ea...
- MALE NARRATOR: Coming soon from Lecture Films,
- What I've done, they'll write about in history books for gen...
- And everyone gets a mansion.
- Keep the noise down.
- Anna: Yes. I'll have a Budweiser, please.