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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
Living in an Amish paradise
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool
At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on yo...
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Living in an Amish paradise
Living in an Amish paradise
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
Like Robinson Crusoe
Living in an Amish paradise
We been spending most our lives
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