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Two and a Half Men (2003) - Season 1
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- In.
- You are a bad, bad boy.
- A couple of days max. She will come to her senses.
- Dark and rainy.
- We got Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes and Maple L...
- A telemarketer who calls you Monkey Man?
- Hi, Monkey Man.
- Good night, Monkey Man.
- Alan, I really want to apologize for putting you through thi...
- I start crying in my car.
- And I think we're gonna look back on this as a new beginning...
- I drive a Jag, I live at the beach,
- Alan, I think I'm gay.
- And he still liked the Maple Loops song better.
- Uncle Charlie?
- What are you doing here, Jake?
- Sex. Definitely sex.
- I hate this kid.
- Four and a half days ago, let me tell you that.
- Charlie, get off the couch.
- Darling, I asked for a lemon wedge
- Sound familiar?
- But not a woman who doesn't like sex.
- It's not that big a stretch. So, this is my fault?
- How did you get in my house?