From the Soundboard:
Two and a Half Men - Season 1
Explore Full Soundboard
1,866 sounds
• 2,311 plays
Top Sounds from Two and a Half Men - Season 1
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Seagull.
- A gay woman would not fake orgasms for 12 years just to prot...
- It's like having my own robot army.
- Both Squidward and Sponge Bob work at the Crusty Krab for Mr...
- Shut up and sit down!
- Charlie Harper.
- A month?
- The world's smallest violin.
- Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.
- His name is Sponge Bob Square Pants, and his friend's name i...
- Alan?
- That tickles!
- They're tighty whities, but they're square.
- And bring some dog treats, in case the rottweilers are out.
- Talk about not having a clue.
- I gotta tell you, Charlie. I think that girl's a keeper.
- And Steven Tyler thinks I'm doing her.
- Charlie's angels.
- Freedom!
- A bit of a bumper sticker, but sure, why not?
- Suck?
- Diabolical!
- A little tipsy? How about a little obvious?
- Am I lying?