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THAT'S NOT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
I'M HERE WITH SMART PIPE'S HEAD OF PRODUCT, NOAH MARTIN.
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
SO COOL!
HEY.
THAT'S NOT AMERICA.
SMART PIPE.
NO WAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
THERE'S A ROBOT ON THE SHIP?
WHEN YOU USE SMART PIPE, YOU BECOME A PIECE OF VALUABLE, SEL...
ATTACH THE RECOGNITION DEVICE, KEEP IT CONNECTED TO THE WIFI...
THIS IS THE BARGE?
[ ELECTRONIC PINGING ]
IT SOUNDS BAD, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD.
OKAY, NOW FOR THE FUN PART.
HEY, LOOK, I'LL SAY IT.
HE'S THE CAPTAIN.
I HATE CHILD PORNOGRAPHERS.
IT'S COMPLETELY IMPENETRABLE TO PIRATES OR FOREIGN NAVIES, O...
ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.
IT'S PROACTIVE.
AWESOME.
THEN WHY ARE THEY THE ONLY CORPORATION TO EVER BE OFFICIALLY...
SMART PIPE NOW STORES ALL METADATA IN A SECURE OFFSHORE SERV...
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