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How I Met Your Mother - Season 5
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- Yes! A sex bed! A dirty, dirty sex bed!
- We'll have two sleep beds, a sex bed,
- Sex.
- No, I acted like a total drama queen.
- Gong!
- Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
- Willem Dafoe.
- Only women with major baggage go into porn.
- Funny thing about Willem Dafoe.
- That's hysterical. Move over, Adolf Hitler. There's a new ki...
- We should get a third bed just for sex.
- (MAKES LOUD FARTING NOISE)
- (ROBOT WHIRRING)
- MAID: Housekeeping.
- It's right behind me, isn't it?
- Willem. Dafoe!
- Okay, are you sure it's about you? Because when I saw Spaceb...
- And we both fell, ass over sex swing.
- Willem. Dafoe!
- Willem. Dafoe!
- And I can't do that if I'm out drinking with you guys every...
- Smoked foie gras with caramelized mango and crème fraîche?
- Wasabi! I wouldn't, Barney, no.
- She fine.
- Willem. Dafoe!