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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
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- Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.
- Shitter was full! Yeah.
- Drum roll.
- Shitter was full! Yeah.
- Squirrel!
- Russ!
- Bingo.
- Why are you crying? I told you we put it in too early.
- A letter confirming your reservation at the nut house?
- Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
- Bend over and I'll show you.
- I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Amer...
- Drum roll, please.
- And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo.
- Beautiful, Clark. Talk about pissing your money away.
- ...heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipp...
- Ellen.
- And an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet in...
- Fried pussycat.
- Merry Christmas.
- Quiet! Shut up!
- Merry Christmas.
- Hey, Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree th...
- Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat?
- Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?