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The Jerk (1979)
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- And funny sayings, too.
- "a big back yard with Grecian statues
- Suck my toes!
- The niggers. We'll keep 'em out.
- "Today I found out what my special purpose is for.
- Call him "Shithead."
- He hates these cans.
- I was born a poor black child.
- Knife throwing is great!
- My mom told me that was my special purpose
- ♪ I know, I know, you belong ♪
- Billy.
- Bastard. Random son of a bitch.
- Die, gas pumper.
- That sounds a little high.
- The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
- Shithead! Shithead!
- Step right up.
- For four weeks and three days,
- ♪ Pick a bale of cotton ♪
- Right on!
- "My friend Patty promised me a blowjob.
- Shut off the music! Shut it off! Shut off the music!
- Cut!
- Shithead, come here.