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A Christmas Story (1983)
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- Be a good boy. Show Mommy how the piggies eat.
- Mother: [gets on the phone] Hello, Mrs. Schwartz? Yes, I'm f...
- You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
- The Chicago Bears.
- Cry!
- Oh, fudge!
- You'll shoot your eye out, you'll shoot your eye out!
- You'll shoot your eye out. You'll shoot your eye out.
- "You'll shoot your eye out"?
- "You'll shoot your eye out."
- It's a clinker. That blasted stupid furnace. Dadgum it. Damn...
- You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
- I triple dog dare you!
- Football.
- How do the little piggies go. That's right Oink oink. Now sh...
- Are you kidding Stick my tongue to that stupid pole. That's...
- Santa!
- Dadgummit!
- Happy New Year.
- Only I didn't say fudge. I said the word. The big one The qu...
- Christmas had come. Officially. We plunged into the cornucop...
- I want an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range m...
- Merry Christmas.
- Where are my glasses?
- Merry Christmas!