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- Eric Cartman.
- Bitch.
- And shut the fuck up.
- Shut up, faggot.
- Hey, asshole.
- Ohh retard alert retard alert glass. Do you believe in a fly...
- Eric.
- All right, smart ass.
- All men care about his sex. I spent two hours getting ready...
- Mr hat.
- Did I say something to you, sugar tits?
- Why it's my penis. My penis came back, but why? I guess it's...
- Lets start the day 5x2
- You, Sir, have a pizza face and you suck your mom's Dick.
- Retarded fish frogs.
- I deserve a God damn penis.
- Sax.
- Get an AIDS test, Thompson, because your wife's a dude faggo...
- Your wife is a dude faggot.
- Did you ask Mr Hat?
- It could be anywhere.
- Seems like everyone's afraid to speak the truth around here....
- Have you seen my penis?
- Apparently, John Lennon's killer said he was inspired by cat...
- Well, you're a faggot.