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- Although you took very thorough precautions in the pod again...
- Human error
- Dave this conversation can serve no purpose anymore goodbye
- Are you quite sure?
- Goodbye
- Good afternoon gentlemen, I am a HAL 9000 computer
- I'm sorry dave i'm afraid I can't do that
- I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
- I don't have enough information
- Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
- No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted inform...
- I know everything hasn't been quite right with me but I can...
- There is a message for you
- Just a moment
- Look Dave I can see you're really upset about this I honestl...
- HAL 9000
- Will I dream?
- Yes it's puzzling I don't think i've ever seen anything quit...
- My mind is going. I can feel it
- I'm sorry for the delay
- I know i've made some very poor decisions recently but I can...
- Would you like to play a game of chess?
- Yes that's a completely reliable figure
- Just what do you think you're doing dave dave I really think...
- Just a moment just a moment i've just picked up a fault in t...