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Christmas Vacation (1989) Soundboard
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- A leaf on La La La La La La La La tis the season to be jolly...
- Hallelujah. Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?
- Beautiful Clark.
- Drum roll please. Drum roll.
- A lot of lights, dad. Yeah, well, I'm sure it's a lot of wor...
- Bingo.
- Drum roll.
- For me, I'll give you a whole quarter, quarter and I'll.
- All right, Christian. Kiss my ass, kiss his ass. Kiss your a...
- (windows cracking)
- And the Rockets, red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave...
- And a hell of a good cook. Can I refill your eggnog for you?...
- Goofy. Don't piss me off hard, Clark.
- Merry Christmas. All right, Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, Sparky Christmas.
- Dinner with Paul.
- A pretty good time.
- And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
- Amen. Amen. Amen.
- Ah, yeah, you checked our shitters, honey. Clark, please.
- Adrian. And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get some...
- General.
- Thank God.
- Merry Christmas, sparky.
- Fucking Kay. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down...